Sex Killed Grandpa

[Old Moparz]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"

Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells! In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

[tan top]

 

[426HemiChick]

That is one of the best jokes I've read in almost 85 years !!!

What's happened to all the great joke posters?

[Kern Dog]

An 85 year old dude that pretends to be a "Hemi Chick" is the most pathetic joke of all.

[426HemiChick]

Well, if it isn't the site big mouth tough guy. Why don't you come over to Phoenix and show me just how tough you really Aren't. I don't hide, I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed. Keep hiding behind that half-assed photo tough guy. You're an F'n Coward . . . . like most all Blow Hards are !!!

426 HC

[Kern Dog]

I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed.

I'm not into dudes.
I like women, real, born as female, biological women...NOT delusional senior citizens that way late in life succumb to a mental disorder.

[426HemiChick]

I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed.

I'm not into dudes.
I like women, real, born as female, biological women...NOT delusional senior citizens that way late in life succumb to a mental disorder.

I figured you'd be too ignorant to fathom what I posted. You have your mouth running before your brain, what there is of it, is engaged.

My guess is if you have a wife and she stays with you, it's out of pity for your stupidity and/or she finds your irrational blathering a good excuse to have an affair with a real stud rather than a real DUD.

One of the things I like about stupid people is it's entertaining watching them make fools of themselves.

Stupid people are the only one's that don't know they are stupid.

426 HC

[Kern Dog]

If you were just a dude that dressed like a woman but still acknowledged that you are still a man AND posted on a forum to discuss cars, nobody would know.
That isn't enough for the weirdos though.
People of your type suffer a delusion and try to bring others into it to validate their insanity.
I refuse to do such things.
I have no problem with gay people. I have known some and when boundaries are respected, there is no drama.
Most people didn't care about your situation until you made an absolute spectacle of yourself by shoving yourself into their view. You HAD to attach a female name to yourself which smacks of fraud and deception. I won't go along with that.

[426HemiChick]

If you were just a dude that dressed like a woman but still acknowledged that you are still a man AND posted on a forum to discuss cars, nobody would know.
That isn't enough for the weirdos though.
People of your type suffer a delusion and try to bring others into it to validate their insanity.
I refuse to do such things.
I have no problem with gay people. I have known some and when boundaries are respected, there is no drama.
Most people didn't care about your situation until you made an absolute spectacle of yourself by shoving yourself into their view. You HAD to attach a female name to yourself which smacks of fraud and deception. I won't go along with that.

Who asked you for your opinion? You seem to have one about everything. Oh, I'm sorry, you're an entitled pseudo-intellectual. If I offended your non-sensibilities, so be it, it's intentional.

Your BS makes one wonder what you have accomplished in life.

I do appreciate your efforts to demean me, they're a "badge of honor."

Thanks little one, it must be hell living life as a "never was."

426HC   

[Kern Dog]

I never claimed to be anything other than a man, something that you "genetically" still are.

[426HemiChick]

I never claimed to be anything other than a man, something that you "genetically" still are.

Are you certain you are? More like an ignorant coward who is an expert in lots of nothing. One thing I have noticed is that stupid people enjoy being stupid; they're never wrong. Everyone is entitled to enjoy their lot in life.

I also enjoy stupidity, Yours!

426HC

[Kern Dog]

Well, I'm not deluding myself nor anyone else on who or what I am.
I don't pretend to be anything other than a bit thinner or better looking than I actually am.
A man that pretends to be a woman is fooling himself and some of those weirdos are actually dumb enough to expect others to go along with it. It is like you turned a 17 second ET but everyone at the race track is somehow expected to go along with you when you claim to Identify as a ten second car owner.
The left and the media have enabled you. They have encouraged the weird to take their delusions to the next level. They have tried to silence the opposition to it too which is evil while also brilliant. You start a lie then cut down anyone that opposes it.
You make references to stupid people enjoying being stupid, this applies directly to delusional people. To suddenly return to sanity would crush your fantasy and while that would be very upsetting, it is absolutely necessary to set you right.
By the way, KEEP digging. You are on the wrong side of this by a long shot but it is funny to watch crazy people try to convince EVERYONE AROUND THEM that it is the 99% majority that has it wrong.

[426HemiChick]

You really do go off on tangents. My guess is you've never accomplished much in life. You get your jolly's off demeaning anyone you don't agree with. That's fine, it only reinforces all my comments here.

Glad you post here, your posts are really great !!!

426HC

[Kern Dog]

WE're all MEN here, can't we agree on that?

[Old Moparz]

An 85 year old dude that pretends to be a "Hemi Chick" is the most pathetic joke of all.

You really are a fucking asshole, aren't you? Go take your ignorant, knuckedragging & mouth breathing elsewhere.

[b5blue]

Men have children don't they.

[Kern Dog]

An 85 year old dude that pretends to be a "Hemi Chick" is the most pathetic joke of all.

You really are a fucking asshole, aren't you? Go take your ignorant, knuckedragging & mouth breathing elsewhere.

Uhh, you have a right to your opinions no matter how delusional they might be, just like that guy.
The "man" pretends to be a woman and you have a problem with me calling that out? THAT reflects far worse on you than me.
It is quite sad that in many instances lately, some people express more outrage to the one that exposes the lies than the ones that tell them.

[Old Moparz]

Uhh, you have a right to your opinions no matter how delusional they might be, just like that guy.
The "man" pretends to be a woman and you have a problem with me calling that out? THAT reflects far worse on you than me.
It is quite sad that in many instances lately, some people express more outrage to the one that exposes the lies than the ones that tell them.

I have a problem with you being a total douchebag to other people for no fucking reason. I've seen your posts on here for a long, long time & most of them have nothing to do with "exposing lies" as you like to call it. It's simply you being a complete fucking asshole for your own reasons. Ignorant comments that are purely insulting that only you & a small number of other knuckledragging mouth breathers find amusing.

It's too bad your mom didn't staple her crotch shut to keep your dad from invading it years ago. It would save people on this site, as well as others, from having to deal with the results of your dad's low quality sperm reaching an egg.

[Kern Dog]

Well, while your words are insulting, I give you credit for having a decent grasp of the language while expressing your flawed yet colorful opinion.
As I have looked over the site, I rarely see you post about any ongoing project, any build, any recent purchase, any car show or anything, really. Forums fade away when members quit posting comments so while my content may not appeal to you, I do try to stoke the fires here. While the musings of fellow member B5 Blue don't appeal to me, he is at least trying to keep the place alive too. Lloyd is a good contributor, TimmyCharger and MoparStuart too. There are others but nowhere near as many as there were a few years ago. Chris 69 posts Mopar pictures from his time on the road. Tan Top is a great contributor too. What do you add to the forum? Honestly, I don't recall anything that stands out.
Kunkel is helpful with tech matters, I give credit to him for that. Dino has been chiming in lately. That TT Saleen just sold his '68 so he will probably fade away.
Years ago I remember Cooter, Barfyspitz, 1974DodgeCharger, Toocheaptosmoke, Invincible extremes, Bull, Red and White and several others. People used to post about their cars here. What the hell happened? I don't want to think that every Charger has been found and restored...there are probably a hundred hiding in sheds and barns waiting to be found.
I hope, at least.

[Old Moparz]

Well, while your words are insulting, I give you credit for having a decent grasp of the language while expressing your flawed yet colorful opinion.
As I have looked over the site, I rarely see you post about any ongoing project, any build, any recent purchase, any car show or anything, really. Forums fade away when members quit posting comments so while my content may not appeal to you, I do try to stoke the fires here. While the musings of fellow member B5 Blue don't appeal to me, he is at least trying to keep the place alive too. Lloyd is a good contributor, TimmyCharger and MoparStuart too. There are others but nowhere near as many as there were a few years ago. Chris 69 posts Mopar pictures from his time on the road. Tan Top is a great contributor too. What do you add to the forum? Honestly, I don't recall anything that stands out.
Kunkel is helpful with tech matters, I give credit to him for that. Dino has been chiming in lately. That TT Saleen just sold his '68 so he will probably fade away.
Years ago I remember Cooter, Barfyspitz, 1974DodgeCharger, Toocheaptosmoke, Invincible extremes, Bull, Red and White and several others. People used to post about their cars here. What the hell happened? I don't want to think that every Charger has been found and restored...there are probably a hundred hiding in sheds and barns waiting to be found.
I hope, at least.

Can't stay on topic, can you? I call you out for being the designated site asshole & what do you do? You try to deflect your douchebaggery by claiming that I don't contribute to saving the fading site. 

You know what contributes to the demise of this site?

People like yourself. You attack other members for absolutely no fucking reason other than trying to pretend that you're the modern version of comedian, Don Rickles who made a living at insults. You're not even close, you're the plastic urinal filter version after a room full of Bud Light drinkers drain themselves.

There were many others on this site who have left over because of you & others just like you. I've been on this site since the days when Jesse owned it before Troy & watched it unfold. Good people with knowledge get tired of the bullshit that's spewed from keyboard warriors & leave, taking that knowledge with them.

As for your comments not appealing to me, I'm sure that you are too clueless to figure out why. It has nothing to do with differences of things in general & only the fact that you attack others on this site for ignorant reasons that don't affect anyone or anything. Pointing out what you call lies is complete bullshit.

Stoking fires? More bullshit. You're starting them & then throwing gas on it.

[Kern Dog]

You know that you can make a few clicks and IGNORE other members here, right?
I don't "attack" anyone that doesn't ask for it through their own actions. I had disagreements with those that blindly abided by corrupt government mandates during Covid and I was proven right. In fact, just about every "conspiracy theory"
that came down the pike was proven right while gutless losers with no spine just surrendered their rights in the interest of perceived safety that was a bullshit control tactic.
I've argued with those that have insulted me first. I'd welcome being shown where I directly started arguments with totally innocent people.
The delusional "man" that called himself a Hemi Chick insulted every other member by calling himself something that he wasn't. I will not validate insanity. I am quite tolerant of weirdness IF the person engaged in it isn't trying to lie about it. If the dude just wore a dress and called himself Hemi Fan or something like it, it would not be a lie and I'd just let it go. The whole transgender agenda is bullshit. Half of one percent of the public is actually the number, the rest are mindless sheep that have glommed onto the trend because they have been misled by agenda driven media, academia and leftists in general. I refuse to support or accept anything propped up by leftists and will continue to speak out against everything they promote.

[Old Moparz]

You know that you can make a few clicks and IGNORE other members here, right?
I don't "attack" anyone that doesn't ask for it through their own actions. I had disagreements with those that blindly abided by corrupt government mandates during Covid and I was proven right. In fact, just about every "conspiracy theory"
that came down the pike was proven right while gutless losers with no spine just surrendered their rights in the interest of perceived safety that was a bullshit control tactic.
I've argued with those that have insulted me first. I'd welcome being shown where I directly started arguments with totally innocent people.
The delusional "man" that called himself a Hemi Chick insulted every other member by calling himself something that he wasn't. I will not validate insanity. I am quite tolerant of weirdness IF the person engaged in it isn't trying to lie about it. If the dude just wore a dress and called himself Hemi Fan or something like it, it would not be a lie and I'd just let it go. The whole transgender agenda is bullshit. Half of one percent of the public is actually the number, the rest are mindless sheep that have glommed onto the trend because they have been misled by agenda driven media, academia and leftists in general. I refuse to support or accept anything propped up by leftists and will continue to speak out against everything they promote.

More bullshit.

An 85 year old dude that pretends to be a "Hemi Chick" is the most pathetic joke of all.

Take your own advice dickhead & use the ignore button if you don't like someone. There was no reason for you to stroll into a joke thread I started & "attack" another member of the site who posted here. Go ahead & try to conjure up whatever lame ass excuse you can to warrant your dumbfuck reply but it'll be absolute bullshit. YOU were the one who started with the insults right there in the 3rd reply.

Corrupt Government?
Mandates?
Covid?
Conspiracy Theories?
Proven Right?

WTF does that have to do with anything going on in this thread??

You've had one too many beatings on the side of your fucking head going to school by your fellow short bus passengers who you pissed off by giving short bussers a bad name.

[Kern Dog]

Such anger. I guess it is because I argued with your boyfriend and you're compelled to defend his honor? Maybe he is pursuing a lifestyle that you want to try but aren't quite delusional enough to commit to doing?

Try working on your car and post about that. When was the last time you did that? No jokes, no pictures, no chatter about Wing cars....actual hands on wrenching like tire rotation, spark plug swaps, a new radiator, maybe a brake upgrade?
Since some people like to remind others that this is a car forum, maybe you'd like to try that?

[Old Moparz]

Such anger. I guess it is because I argued with your boyfriend and you're compelled to defend his honor? Maybe he is pursuing a lifestyle that you want to try but aren't quite delusional enough to commit to doing?

Try working on your car and post about that. When was the last time you did that? No jokes, no pictures, no chatter about Wing cars....actual hands on wrenching like tire rotation, spark plug swaps, a new radiator, maybe a brake upgrade?
Since some people like to remind others that this is a car forum, maybe you'd like to try that?

Anger?

No, it's disgust of people like yourself who act like a scumbag for no reason. You're lame ass excuse of "calling out lies" is the biggest lie of all. Now you're worried about what I post about? Get a life & stop trolling people online. Better yet, see if your dick reaches your asshole & go fuck yourself.

[b5blue]

  Ya know not so much in a joke related topic, but in tech topics this crap really messes up researching problem solving. You search topics to find help and end up reading through piss ant wondering rants by guys who can't stay in their lane.   

[Old Moparz]

Ya know not so much in a joke related topic, but in tech topics this crap really messes up researching problem solving. You search topics to find help and end up reading through piss ant wondering rants by guys who can't stay in their lane.   

You're definitely right. I've seen post after post of arguing, name calling & other toxic BS spewed by "The Ignorant Bringers of Truth" who believe they're doing society a favor. That whole "telling it like it is" or "calling out lies" is nothing but BS from knuckledragging mouth breathers.

I have yet to see a question posted like....

"Hi, this is my first post & I am in need of help. I just bought a Charger & can't get the carburetor to idle smoothly. I would like someone with no more than a 4th grade reading & comprehension level to tell me what to do. Please add some form of insults to other forum members with your answer, especially if they are not living the same way that you do, or are a different color, ethnic background & religion. What RPM should it idle at & what church do you go to?

Thanks in advance."

[Kern Dog]

I can only explain your problem but I can't understand it for you. You clearly are not getting the message.
You are far angrier than I've been as noted by your aggressive comments here. I've never lied about who I am but another man has. Knowing that you're okay with that shows a terrible lapse in integrity. It is symbolic to those that trust government. You'd rather be lied to than to know the truth.
I'd rather deal with jerks and rude people than liars and crazy dudes. You'd rather live among blatant liars and homosexuals as it has been shown here.

[Old Moparz]

I can only explain your problem but I can't understand it for you. You clearly are not getting the message.
You are far angrier than I've been as noted by your aggressive comments here. I've never lied about who I am but another man has. Knowing that you're okay with that shows a terrible lapse in integrity. It is symbolic to those that trust government. You'd rather be lied to than to know the truth.
I'd rather deal with jerks and rude people than liars and crazy dudes. You'd rather live among blatant liars and homosexuals as it has been shown here.

So you can explain my alleged problem?

And you deliver a message? 

Are you the DC. com psychologist & bike messenger along with being the DC. com asshole? I didn't take you for someone who could multi-task since walking & chewing gum will cause you to pass out from lack of oxygen.

You mistake my disgust of keyboard bullies with being angry or aggressive. I choose the words I use according to who I am conversing with & whether they deserve to be talked to with any respect or be treated THE EXACT SAME WAY THEY TREAT OTHERS, as a POS.

Don't like it?

Too fucking bad.

You're correct in that you haven't lied about who you are because you don't have a clue who that person is. You believe that the differences in other people is justification for ridiculing & posting about it on a public forum & provides a necessary service people need. All it does is make it easier for me to prove what I said is correct, that you're the DC. com asshole.

By the way, you aren't remotely capable of determining who has integrity.

[Kern Dog]

The anger continues. At your age, you're pushing your risk of stroke to danger levels.
You clearly sided with a "man" that lies about who he is and that alone brands you as unworthy of my time.
Consider yourself lucky that I have responded to you since what you add to the forum adds up to nothing of value.

You repeatedly fail to respond with any comments about your Charger (If you even own one) or any work that you do (If you still can, anyway) That also paints a clear picture of who you are. An old man that criticizes others while having no car and no skills is worse than a loudmouth that is actually out there getting stuff done.
I'll be happy to read of your next intake swap or engine tuning session. It would be great to read of how you painted a car and are now reassembling it. Others here are posting about their work with their cars. How about you?

[Old Moparz]

The anger continues. At your age, you're pushing your risk of stroke to danger levels.
You clearly sided with a "man" that lies about who he is and that alone brands you as unworthy of my time.
Consider yourself lucky that I have responded to you since what you add to the forum adds up to nothing of value.

You repeatedly fail to respond with any comments about your Charger (If you even own one) or any work that you do (If you still can, anyway) That also paints a clear picture of who you are. An old man that criticizes others while having no car and no skills is worse than a loudmouth that is actually out there getting stuff done.
I'll be happy to read of your next intake swap or engine tuning session. It would be great to read of how you painted a car and are now reassembling it. Others here are posting about their work with their cars. How about you?

I sided with someone who isn't a douchebag, big difference.

I'm not concerned about responding to your interest in what I have done with my cars or justify my presence on the forum to you so you'll just have to go on losing sleep over it. For you to say, "unworthy of my time" is laughable. You have posted more in this thread arguing with me than posting elsewhere on the site.

And I'll make a prediction that you will continue to argue with me, or comment, insult, etc. You will actually spend even more time doing so in the future. You will not, & cannot let it go because your narcissistic personality won't let you do it. It's an obsession. It's more important to you. You feel the need to prove to me that you're better.

Me lucky??    Anything related to being lucky with you would be something like, "I'm lucky I don't have to sit in a seat next to you on a long plane ride & listen to your bullshit in person." 

[Kern Dog]

This must be your morning routine, a habit that old folks sometimes adopt.
I'll do my charity for the elderly and respond just to give you some purpose. No need to thank me, this I do out of compassion for my fellow man. Feel free to read my comments about the numerous other topics that I respond to besides this "funny" joke you started.
Cheers

[Old Moparz]

This must be your morning routine, a habit that old folks sometimes adopt.
I'll do my charity for the elderly and respond just to give you some purpose. No need to thank me, this I do out of compassion for my fellow man. Feel free to read my comments about the numerous other topics that I respond to besides this "funny" joke you started.
Cheers

See, you proved me right & won't take your own advice because your can't. It's not in you & you will ever be able to correct it, even with medications & therapy. I'll do another Nostradamus impression & predict that you will continue to with your routine & troll, harass & be a douchebag to others on here.

I'll do some charity here, too. Old age jokes only work if it's vast difference in physical age, not mental age.

[Kern Dog]

. I'll do another idiot impression & predict that you will continue to with your routine & troll, harass & be a douchebag to others on here.

I only have a problem with the idiots. You know who they are...aside from you they also include the 85 year old dude that pretends to be a woman and one other guy.
I have no inclination to follow you around to point out your faults, I only responded here because you wigged out like an emotionally disturbed, easily triggered liberal woman.
Nobody likes those bitches man....you ought to rethink the way you present yourself online. Those skanks are the butt of numerous jokes.

[Kern Dog]

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[Old Moparz]

I only have a problem with the idiots. You know who they are...aside from you they also include the 85 year old dude that pretends to be a woman and one other guy.
I have no inclination to follow you around to point out your faults, I only responded here because you wigged out like an emotionally disturbed, easily triggered liberal woman.
Nobody likes those bitches man....you ought to rethink the way you present yourself online. Those skanks are the butt of numerous jokes.

You only responded because I wigged out?

Once again you've proven that YOU are the idiot. If you didn't wander into this thread & start your ignorant bullshit, this conversation wouldn't exist. You fight constantly with others but fail to understand why. You should be the one concerned with your online persona. Unlike yourself, I'm not an official site douchebag, or has been given time outs, or banned, due to not knowing how to behave.

Here's an idea. Go to the book store & find the section with books to help you grow the fuck up. If you're worried about the cost of the book cutting into your car hobby budget then try the library, it's free.

[b5blue]

Old Moparz isn't wrong. I no longer read kern's yappy overreacted little snippits. 

[Kern Dog]

This exchange was fun for a few days but has become predictable and dull. Thanks for the entertainment but unless you spice it up a bit, I'm not feeling motivated to entertain you much anymore.
I know, you'll be upset and feel as if you've lost purpose in life. Resume your backgammon and shuffleboard hobby as other octogenarians often do.

[poppa]

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