Sex Killed Grandpa

[Old Moparz]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"

Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells! In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

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[426HemiChick]

That is one of the best jokes I've read in almost 85 years !!!

What's happened to all the great joke posters?

[Kern Dog]

An 85 year old dude that pretends to be a "Hemi Chick" is the most pathetic joke of all.

[426HemiChick]

Well, if it isn't the site big mouth tough guy. Why don't you come over to Phoenix and show me just how tough you really Aren't. I don't hide, I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed. Keep hiding behind that half-assed photo tough guy. You're an F'n Coward . . . . like most all Blow Hards are !!!

426 HC

[Kern Dog]

I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed.

I'm not into dudes.
I like women, real, born as female, biological women...NOT delusional senior citizens that way late in life succumb to a mental disorder.

[426HemiChick]

I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed.

I'm not into dudes.
I like women, real, born as female, biological women...NOT delusional senior citizens that way late in life succumb to a mental disorder.

I figured you'd be too ignorant to fathom what I posted. You have your mouth running before your brain, what there is of it, is engaged.

My guess is if you have a wife and she stays with you, it's out of pity for your stupidity and/or she finds your irrational blathering a good excuse to have an affair with a real stud rather than a real DUD.

One of the things I like about stupid people is it's entertaining watching them make fools of themselves.

Stupid people are the only one's that don't know they are stupid.

426 HC

[Kern Dog]

If you were just a dude that dressed like a woman but still acknowledged that you are still a man AND posted on a forum to discuss cars, nobody would know.
That isn't enough for the weirdos though.
People of your type suffer a delusion and try to bring others into it to validate their insanity.
I refuse to do such things.
I have no problem with gay people. I have known some and when boundaries are respected, there is no drama.
Most people didn't care about your situation until you made an absolute spectacle of yourself by shoving yourself into their view. You HAD to attach a female name to yourself which smacks of fraud and deception. I won't go along with that.