School Days

[426HemiChick]

Hi Folks,            10 Dec 2025

I recopied this from where I originally posted it: "Off Topic."

I figured it really belongs here in the funnies. Also fixed a typo where I forgot a word.

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My wife was reading the "Arizona Repulsive aka Republic" and found an interesting article by "Harvey Mackey" that seemed to contain a Joke. I'm not going to reproduce anything other than the "Joke:"

An elderly married couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school, find their old classroom and an old desk they shared where he had carved: "I Love You, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car practically at their feet. Sally quickly picks it up and takes it home. It's $50,000.

The husband says: "We've got to give it back."

Sally says: "Finders Keepers." And she puts puts the money back in the bag and and hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men show up at their home and ask if either one of them found any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday.

She says "No."

He says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents begin to question the man and ask: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...."

The FBI agent looks at his partner and says: "Let's get out of here."