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« Reply #720 on: May 30, 2008, 03:38:59 PM » |
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damn dirty albanians !
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« Reply #721 on: May 30, 2008, 04:32:18 PM » |
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Ok, another easy one just to get this rolling again. I am requested to say this one all the time. In my best Scot delivery of course  It's a well known fact, sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in colorado, known as the meadows.
So who's in this pentavirate?
The queen, the vatican, the gettys, the rothschilds, and colonel sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!
Dad, how can you hate "the colonel"?
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Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.
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« Reply #722 on: May 30, 2008, 07:19:19 PM » |
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So I Married an Axe Murderer. just watched it the other day  give me a minute i'm thinking  |
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« Reply #723 on: May 30, 2008, 07:43:16 PM » |
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Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles,
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« Reply #724 on: May 30, 2008, 10:26:10 PM » |
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Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles,
Tommy Boy. I watched that one a few weeks ago. "Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?" |
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« Reply #725 on: May 30, 2008, 10:27:53 PM » |
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Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles,
Tommy Boy. I watched that one a few weeks ago. Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? Juno |
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« Reply #726 on: May 30, 2008, 10:36:15 PM » |
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your up challengher
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« Reply #727 on: May 30, 2008, 10:37:11 PM » |
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"Everybody's Hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real Hell is your life gone wrong"
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« Reply #728 on: May 31, 2008, 07:12:57 PM » |
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"Everybody's Hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real Hell is your life gone wrong"
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« Reply #729 on: May 31, 2008, 07:50:00 PM » |
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what dreams may come? dunno i think thats the name i remember cuba gooding saying that to robin williams  |
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« Reply #730 on: June 01, 2008, 12:05:49 AM » |
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what dreams may come? dunno i think thats the name i remember cuba gooding saying that to robin williams Your up |
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« Reply #732 on: June 01, 2008, 10:26:10 AM » |
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I love David Spade and Chris Farley in that movie. Black Sheep! Steve says it to Drake Sabitch(Gary Busey). Classic stuff. Drake: I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties!  "You didn't straighten up the place, did you?
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Good, because all my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example was under "H" for toy." |
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Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.
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« Reply #733 on: June 01, 2008, 04:29:15 PM » |
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Real Genius! Val Kilmer tells the new kid that.
FUNNY FLICK!!!!
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« Reply #734 on: June 01, 2008, 05:46:19 PM » |
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Clerks II. I love Rosario Dawson by the way and I have no idea why. I think it was the teaching him how to dance scene on the roof.  v/r Mike She's definitely hot. And I know why I like her.  Cause her boobs are bouncing all over the place during the dance scence on the roof.  |
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« Reply #735 on: June 01, 2008, 05:50:40 PM » |
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 pettyfan, you are up.
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Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.
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« Reply #736 on: June 01, 2008, 07:38:16 PM » |
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"You got two choices, Option a, you give me the ring, option B I make you give me the ring......"
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« Reply #737 on: June 01, 2008, 08:40:17 PM » |
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That is The Rock in "Rundown" if I remember correctly.
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« Reply #738 on: June 01, 2008, 08:57:56 PM » |
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That is The Rock in "Rundown" if I remember correctly.
YEP you're up! I GOTTA find a GOOD one! |
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« Reply #739 on: June 01, 2008, 09:03:35 PM » |
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"If any of you boy's are gonna shoot, now would be the time"
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