UPS man

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Subject:  UPS Man


One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual
route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were
in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming
out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, the
UPS man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This
is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had
about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend
fun and it got a bit wild.  Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we
started playing WHO AM I."

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time
\with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in
the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.

"The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven
times"

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Thats damm funny