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[Birdflu]

a lonely old bitter widow

[polywideblock]

to clean up after everyone

[JB400]

Passed out in the jacuzzi

[Birdflu]

naked and afraid of bugs

[JB400]

Zappers that work during the

[polywideblock]

the off periods to check

[JB400]

Mate the white king with

[polywideblock]

when the time is right

[JB400]

For the opportunity to take

[DeltaV]

Raquel Welch out for brunch

[Birdflu]

at the nearest strip club

[polywideblock]

for a really good time

[Birdflu]

that no one could argue

[JB400]

Until the ticket arrived at

[polywideblock]

taking them to the usa

[DeltaV]

on a slow boat from

[JB400]

The little island of Madagascar

[Birdflu]

where sharp knives are built

[polywideblock]

to take down the bad

[Birdflu]

environmentalists snuffing our cool cars

[JB400]

With toilet paper regulations and

[Birdflu]

absurd ways of thinking irrationally

[DeltaV]

even when stone cold sober

[JB400]

And still too sick to

[Birdflu]

realize what's really most important