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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Started by Spike, May 17, 2008, 11:57:36 AM

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Spike

May 17, 2008, 11:57:36 AM

   
    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.   
    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
   
    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few
    seconds".
   
    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
   
    "How long will this take?" I asked.
   
    "They will grow larger over a period of years,"
     my husband replies.
   
    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
   
    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt,  didn't it :nana:

A383Wing

#1
May 17, 2008, 10:20:58 PM
And the next day everyone attended his funeral!

Bryan

waroc

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June 07, 2008, 12:05:50 PM
 :METAL:   ahhhhhh sweet babonka donk !   :punkrocka:
M a s s i v e l y  O v e r  P o w e r e d  A n d  R e s p e c t e d

71ChallengeHer

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June 07, 2008, 01:05:12 PM
I wanna know what the guys rub on their beer guts  ?  :shruggy: :nana: :nana: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

A383Wing

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June 08, 2008, 07:31:06 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on June 07, 2008, 01:05:12 PM
I wanna know what the guys rub on their beer guts  ?  :shruggy: :nana: :nana: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Beer!  (of course) :cheers:

Bryan
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