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Stimulus Check

Started by SeattleCharger, October 25, 2009, 10:33:37 PM

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SeattleCharger

STIMULUS CHECK   :rotz:

Sometime next year, we taxpayers will again receive another Economic Stimulus payment.
This is a very exciting program. I'll explain it using the Q and A format:
Q.  What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A.  It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.  Where will the government get this money?
A.  From taxpayers.
Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money?
A.  Only a smidgen.

Q.  What is the purpose of this payment?
A  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A.  Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .

If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .

If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan  

If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:  
1.  spending it at yard sales, or
2.  going to ball games, or
3.  spending it on prostitutes, or
4.  beer or
5.  tattoos.
These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .  

Logical Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a
yard sale and drink beer all day.


Why would you want anything else?  Just give me a Charger and I'll be happy.

PocketThunder

If you spend it at a yard sale isnt that allowing the seller to go spend more money on useless junk from overseas.?  I'd take #1 off the list and go straight to #3.   :icon_smile_big:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."