newlyweds

[RD]

there were a guy and a gal that were to be married, and the gal asked her mother about sex the day of her marriage because she had no idea of how it was to take place.  her mother commenced to tell her about the birds and the bees but the daughter was just not getting it at all.  finally the mother told her that her husband will take his "thingy" and put it where she pees and the daughter finally understood.

after the wedding, the guy and gal go to their bedroom and commence to kissing on the bed.  unbeknownst to the new wife, her husband has no idea about sex either.  so for a couple of extremely uncomfortable minutes of terrible foreplay, the wife asks her husband if he knows about sex.  the husband replies that he doesnt, so the wife commences to explain to him the birds and the bees.  the husband obviously uncomfortable about being educated by his wife about sex, plus the fact that he is just not understanding what she is saying, gets extremely frustrated.  the wife finally tells him that in order to have sex, he must take that thing that he plays with and to put it where she pees!

the husband has an "ah ha!" moment and asks his wife if that is what sex is.  She replies with of course that is what sex is, and the husband could not be happier.  So at that moment of breakthrough, the husband jumps up from the bed, runs to the closet, grabs his bowling ball and throws it into the bathroom sink.

[Silver R/T]

lol

[Charger_Croatia]

 

[Charger_Fan]

Geez, I hope she at least cleans the sink out after she pees.

[SeattleCharger]

            Is that a redneck joke?   

[ChargerRob]