elevator conversation gone wrong, Turner Brown

[SeattleCharger]

TURNER BROWN

 A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
 looks up and sees this
 HUGE black guy standing next to him.

 The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks
 down and says "7
 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left
 testicle, 3 pound
 right testicle, Turner Brown."

 The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big
 guy kneels down and
 brings him to, shaking him.

 The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

 In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY
 did you say to me?"

 The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
 figured I'd just give
 you the answers to the questions everyone always
 asks me.

 I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20
 inch private, my left
 testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3
 pounds, and my name
 is Turner Brown."

 The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
 "Turn around"!!!

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