Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

My TV is very good, is yours?


                     I'll go through that thread tomorrow.  There are a couple of other good ones too. The one where we're all going on about which photo of skips mad party is our favourite.

[JB400]

Mine's good when the cable works.  Do you have the same dilemma?

[Fred]

The only cable my TV has is the one that ties it to the wall.  Will that do?

[JB400]

Is your tv still hanging?  Mine sits on a cabinet

[Fred]

So does mine but it's plugged into the wall. Mine runs on power, does yours?

[JB400]

What if I have a hamster powering mine?

[Fred]

do you pay him overtime?

[JB400]

Shouldn't he do it for peanuts?

[Fred]

Would you do it for peanuts?

[JB400]

Am I an elephant?

[polywideblock]

do you have dual 4's and spark plugs through your valve covers ?

[Fred]

No but he has a hamster, do you?

[polywideblock]

are you calling me an elephant ?

[Fred]

Shall I call you a taxi instead?

[JB400]

Do you know how to hail a cabbie?

[Fred]

will it stop if I jump out in front of it?

[JB400]

Have they ever stopped before?

[Fred]

How would I know if I haven't done it before?


     I've got to go now. I'm getting square eyes from staring at the screen. I'll hunt some more tomorrow.

[polywideblock]

are you a virgin?

[Fred]

do I have pimples?

[polywideblock]

do virgins have pimples ?

[Fred]

I don't know, I was to young to notice. How about you?

[JB400]

Should we inspect a virgin and see if she has pimples?

[Fred]

Virgins come in "He's" too don't they?

[JB400]

Which would you rather look at?