Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

have you ever tried it?

[polywideblock]

that would depend on what IT was wouldn't it?

[JB400]

What it is or what it was?

[Fred]

or maybe what it could be?

[JB400]

Which is more better?

[Fred]

would it be diving in head first?

[polywideblock]

what if IT is a pool of sharks?

[Fred]

what if it's not?

[polywideblock]

if its not a pool of sharks what is it?

[Fred]

have you heard of toes to toes?   

[polywideblock]

would you rather be toes to toes or nose to nose?

[Fred]

which would do it for you?

[JB400]

It isn't toe to toe with a mad bear, is it?

[Fred]

you need to up the ante. can you do any better?

[JB400]

Would you prefer to be like Goldilocks and go toe to toe with 3 mad bears instead?

[polywideblock]

what about toe to knee in shit in the woods instead?

[Fred]

do you have a fetish for shit or do you just like the woods?

[JB400]

I, for one, put up with enough shit.  Why would I, or anybody else, want more shit unless you're planting a garden?

[polywideblock]

if bears shit in the woods and you like to walk in the woods isn't walking in bear shit inevitable?

[JB400]

Are you sure bears shit in the woods?  I saw one shit upstream from where you filled up your canteen.

[polywideblock]

was it one of the squishy bears?

[Fred]

yes, can you hear it coming?

[JB400]

How can you tell a squishy bear from a non squishy bear just by looking at it?  He did leave something squishy though

[Fred]

wouldn't you be able to hear it?

[JB400]

You're not paying attention.  How can you tell a squishy bear from a non squishy bear just by looking at it?