Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Either one, but I also have salted and caramel.  Which would you prefer?

[Fred]

what are we doing with the caramel?

[JB400]

I believe I was mentioning the flavors of popcorn, but do you have other ideas for the caramel?

[Fred]

I certainly do.............can you guess?

[JB400]

Are you dipping apples in caramel?

[Fred]

yes but do you have the sticks?

[JB400]

Does it look like I have sticks?

[polywideblock]

"sticks"  sounds bad ,does it hurt?

[JB400]

Isn't the caramel you have, sticky?

[A6USMC]

What caramel isn't sticky?

[CB]

you know where you can stick your caramel?

[polywideblock]

no, where?

[JB400]

Where else would you put your caramel so you can use it other than covering apples?

[Fred]

could you apply it to your hair?

[JB400]

If that's what you want to do, sure.  But, why would you want to?

[Fred]

would it stop my toupee from sliding off?

[JB400]

When did you get a toupee`?

[Fred]

after I lost my hair.......you knitted it for me,,,,,,,remember?

[JB400]

Could you remind me again?

[Fred]

That's a half baked question for sure?   

Am I right?

[polywideblock]

a knitted toupee, that would be like having a tweed jacket on your head wouldn't it?  

[JB400]

Could you say I suffer from short term memory loss?

[polywideblock]

don't know about you but i.....what was i saying again?

[JB400]

Did you say something?

[polywideblock]

thought i did but i could be wrong couldn't i?