Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

I doubt it.  I should have been paying attention, shouldn't I?

[polywideblock]

if you were would you have heard what i said?

[JB400]

I would have, but would you listen to me as well even if I didn't have anything to say?

[polywideblock]

you'd have to speak up I'm slightly deaf but if you've got nothing to say why would you talk?

[JB400]

Can you hear me now?

[polywideblock]

what was that sound?

[JB400]

Where did it come from?

[Fred]

should I hazzard a guess?

[JB400]

Did it come from the dogs with whistles?

[polywideblock]

can you hear a dog whistle?

[JB400]

Isn't a dog suppose to be the only one's to hear a whistle?

[Fred]

can a dog even whistle?

[JB400]

Can a dog whistle if he has a whistle?

[polywideblock]

I'd like to see him purse his lips     would you?

[Fred]

will he do it for a biscuit?

[polywideblock]

could he do it at all?

[JB400]

Can he do it if he sucked on a lemon?

[Fred]

can you do it if you sucked on a lemon?

[polywideblock]

what do you need to suck on a lemon for?  just put your lips together and blow

[Fred]

and then what will happen?

[polywideblock]

what do you want to happen?

[JB400]

Wouldn't you be blowing in the wind?

[polywideblock]

if you blow wind is that a whistle or a fart?

[JB400]

Which end is it coming out of?

[Fred]

how many orifices do you have?

Could it be coming out of your ears?