Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

who says the vase was on a mantle?

[JB400]

Did someone else move it before it got broke, and not notify me?

[Fred]

I put in on the coffee table, didn't I tell you?

[JB400]

Nobody told me. Who was suppose to?

[polywideblock]

wasn't it a real big dog?

[JB400]

So, did the dog actually break the vase, or are we just blaming the dog?

[polywideblock]

what vase?

[JB400]

You wanna ask your momma that?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you may not like the answer....yes?

[Fred]

answers can be very helpful can't they?

[dyslexic teddybear]

even if you do not want to hear it?

[Fred]

isn't it the truth that hurts?

[dyslexic teddybear]

do you agree sometimes we need to hear it?

[JB400]

Don't the paddle hurt just as much if not worse if you don't tell the truth?

[Fred]

are they being wielded by the monkeys?

[JB400]

Whose paddle hurts worse, moms or the monkeys?

[dyslexic teddybear]

where did the monkeys come from?

[Fred]

aren't they a figment of my imagination?




You mean you don't know the saga of the monkeys with their paddles and the brothers?

[polywideblock]

would that be from Fred's head?

[Fred]

you know it is, don't you?

[JB400]

The monkeys have paddles.  They're on a boat with the Marx bros.  You Spot the cat while looking for the lost ducks while sitting on a vibrating couch.  And beware of the grey thingy.  Did I miss anything?

[polywideblock]

did you forget BOOBS?

[Fred]

The monkeys have paddles.  They're on a boat with the Marx bros.  You Spot the cat while looking for the lost ducks while sitting on a vibrating couch.  And beware of the grey thingy.  Did I miss anything?

Yes, that female spy that had us running in circles when we were in the trenches with skip and Jim (nvrbdn)..........her name escapes me.

[Fred]

did you forget BOOBS?

was that her name?

[JB400]

she was before my time.  How about an update?