Answer the question with a question

[dyslexic teddybear]

would I lie to you?

[Fred]

is there any way of knowing?

[polywideblock]

what if I agree?

[Fred]

could it get you into trouble?

[polywideblock]

how much trouble could it get me in?

[dyslexic teddybear]

can you get into trouble for telling the truth?

[Fred]

I'm pretty sure you can, aren't you?

[dyslexic teddybear]

if the question is "does this make my butt look fat"?

[polywideblock]

can't you get into trouble without even trying ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

can't we all?

[Fred]

I'm sure we can, but where?

[dyslexic teddybear]

if we are in trouble, does it matter?

[polywideblock]

anywhere anytime ,right?

[Fred]

what if I prefer to stay home?

[polywideblock]

would you be in trouble at home them ?

[Fred]

wouldn't I be in more trouble if I didn't come home?

[polywideblock]

that would depend on what's waiting for you wouldn't it?

[Fred]

might it be a rolling pin?

[polywideblock]

I wouldn't go home to a rolling pin, would you ?

[Fred]

what if you were on a roll?

[polywideblock]

then you wouldn't know would you?

[burnout.dawg]

Could you be in trouble for being on a roll?

[nvrbdn]

could you add a rock to your roll?

[burnout.dawg]

Are you going to eat the roll?

[nvrbdn]

would that be a bread roll?