Answer the question with a question

[Mopar Nut]

Why not read it on Facebook, doesn't everyone post about everything there?

[Fred]

But who is "everyone" what if I'm only interested in "somebody"?

[Mopar Nut]

What if you're a nobody, do you still want somebody else?

[Fred]

Can "somebody" make you "something"

[Mopar Nut]

Can you do something to make somebody feel something?

[Fred]

What if someone has no feelings?

[Mopar Nut]

Should we give them some touching feelings?

[Fred]

Do you have any to spare?

[Mopar Nut]

How much would you like?

[Fred]

What if I need three bags full?

[Mopar Nut]

Would you mind three bag ladies instead?

[Fred]

   Are their bags big enough to fit them?

[Mopar Nut]

Can you use them for their heads?

[Fred]

where will I put the rest of them?

[Mopar Nut]

Can you store them under you bed?

[Fred]

I can manage two, will you take the third?

[Mopar Nut]

I sure will, can you ship it?

[Fred]

Is there a paper bag big enough?

[dyslexic teddybear]

is this a question of "paper or plastic?"

[Fred]

If we put bag ladies into plastic bags, wouldn't they suffocate?

[Mopar Nut]

Should we use cardboard instead?

[dyslexic teddybear]

could you cut holes to let air in?

[Mopar Nut]

Should we cut some holes to see out of too?

[Fred]

Is there a chance the contents will escape?

[dyslexic teddybear]

could you keep the the holes small?