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Title: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: flyinlow on March 23, 2011, 09:47:34 PM
Stage 1 : newly wed sex........anywhere ,anytime

Stage 2  : busy with the  career and kids sex........ OK, how about Tuesday night at 10:30

Stage 3  : hall sex.........You pass each other in the hall and exchange  " f**k you's "
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: learical1 on March 24, 2011, 12:08:57 PM
Quote from: flyinlow on March 23, 2011, 09:47:34 PM
Stage 1 : tri-weekly

Stage 2  : try weekly
Stage 3  : try, weakly

fixed
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: tan top on March 24, 2011, 06:28:24 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: Tilar on March 25, 2011, 01:11:29 PM
I know it's been a long time, but I seem to remember Stage 1 as Tri-Daily for about the first 6 months. I guess now I know why it went to semi-annual after a couple years... I wore it out.   :shruggy:
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: PocketThunder on April 04, 2011, 03:12:37 PM
After 10 years of marriage we have sex almost everyday...

Almost had sex on Monday....
Almost had sex on Tuesday..,
Almost had sex on Wed...................   :-\
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: Darkman on April 04, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
  :lol:
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: djcarguy on April 05, 2011, 10:56:31 PM
     BEFORE ANY TIME ANY WHERE,TO HOOK AND BRAIN drain- :rofl: brainWASH us  :nana: INTO MARRIAGE?????? :eek2:

    EARLY MARRIAGE same as above,TO GET PRAGGERS TO LOCK YOU AND MONEY INTO LIFE SENTENCE :RantExplode:????

   AFTER FIRST KID,RARE IF AT ALL :icon_smile_dissapprove: JUST TO STRINGE YOU ALONG :shruggy: AND CHECK IN HER HANDS??



    MARRIAGE SHOULD BE 6 MONTH RENEWABLE CONTRACT,,,,THAN MAYBE WE WOULD GET SEX AND TREATED GOOD FOR 2 WEEKS EVERY 6 MONTHS TO GET US TO RESIGN,HAHAHA,,,,HOHOHO,HOE
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: djcarguy on September 16, 2013, 09:18:42 PM
 :hah: :smilielol: :rofl: :2thumbs:
Title: Re: THE 3 STAGES OF SEX IN MARRAGE
Post by: djcarguy on September 10, 2016, 06:10:47 AM
 :nana: :nana: :nana: :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall: :icon_smile_question: :icon_smile_question: :icon_smile_question: