Do you really care what people on the internet think about your thoughts and actions?
Is there a reason that I should?
Why do you start questioning what we think about ?
Why not question your thoughts?
Is the internet stating to get to you? :pity:
how many ? do we get?
How many would it take to be content?
Why would they need to be content when they eating a sushi roll while on the net?
Who would eat a sushi roll while on the net? Are you Japanese? Wouldn't something fishy get stuck in the keyboard?
why in the hell did I click on this?
What did you do to get banned from the dating websites? :D
What is the next question going to be about?
does anyone here really care?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Did I leave the iron on? :scratchchin:
"An Den?"
Quote from: PA Dodger on December 09, 2012, 07:52:38 PM
Does anyone really know what time it is?
If so I can't imagine why
Quote from: PA Dodger on December 09, 2012, 07:52:38 PM
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Who sang that?
Quote from: AKcharger on December 09, 2012, 08:30:15 PM
"An Den?"
"An Den" along came Jones................or did he?
Chicago Lyrics : 43 / 241
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Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me what the time was that was on my watch, yeah
And I said
Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
We've all got time enough to cry
And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead
And I said
Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
We've all got time enough to cry
And I was walking down the street one day
Being pushed and shoved by people trying to beat the clock, oh, no I just don't know
I don't know
And I said, yes I said
Background:
People runnin' everywhere
Don't know where to go
Don't know where I am
Can't see past the next step
Don't have time to think past the last mile
Have no time to look around
Just run around, run around and think why
Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
We've all got time enough to die
did you really take all that time to type that?
You know it was just question, right? :icon_smile_big:
What was?
what time it was?
Ever see the inside of a Turkish prison, Timmy? :icon_smile_big:
is it more likely one of us saw the inside of a Tijuana jail
are you implying that some of us may have been on the wrong side of the law?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
are you saying i stare at the mirror after my shower?
Quote from: nvrbdn on December 09, 2012, 09:29:26 PM
did you really take all that time to type that?
LOL copy & paste
really??
Who said that?
what?
why what?
Is this a trick question?
are you tricked easily?
Should I answer that?
why wouldnt you?
would it reveal something about him that we don't know?
I don't know.................should we ask him?
Quote from: Fred on December 09, 2012, 11:21:26 PM
Should I answer that?
Quote from: Fred on December 10, 2012, 02:36:13 AM
I don't know.................should we ask him?
Wait, aren't you the guy we should ask? Did I just ask you?
Do you know something we don't?
Do you wipe front to back?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Do gladiators wipe front to back in movies?
Do you like it when Scraps rubs up on your leg, Timmy?
do Scraps wipe front to back?
Wipe what?
Quote from: bill440rt on December 10, 2012, 08:29:09 AM
Do you like it when Scraps rubs up on your leg, Timmy?
:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol
Are you asking me?
why would you think that?
Why would you think I was thinking that?
could you be more percise?
Are you guys drinking the same "special coolaid?"
What special coolaid?
What is my special purpose?
Isn't it spelled Kool Aid?
Im not sure, is it?
Does anybody really care?
Time is your worst enemy isn't it?
Think Bill's destiny is pole dancing? :D
could someone clear this up?
Where's the mess?
Pinky, are you thinking about what I'm thinking about?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
is that a final conclusion?
or was it a concussion ?
Have you seen the doctor?
Can it be true? There is no cure for cranial rectal syndrome?
Quote from: Fred on December 10, 2012, 07:33:18 PM
Have you seen the doctor?
have i been to australia?
who's on first?
I don't know, who?
Jo mama
jo has a mama?
What's her name?
Did you ask her?
Who do I ask if I know her or not?
Should you ask Jo?
Who's Jo?
Is he mama's boy?
Is Jo even a he or a she?
Shall we ask it?
Ask what? :shruggy:
Is it human?
Or is it an alien?
should we ask skip?
would Lisa know more about it? :smilielol:
Why are you asking me? :icon_smile_big:
Why wouldn't you know? :lol:
don't you know anything?
Should I know something?
do i have to tell?
Should I answer that?
Would you tell me?
Do you think I should?
Do you have the guts to tell me? :lol:
is mum the word
Should mum be the word?
Where is mum?
does mum know?
How do I know if mum knows?
Can you ask her?
Where is she?
Is she in the kitchen?
Is she in the library?
Isn't it "The Body in the Library"?
Are we playing Clue?
Shall we ask Agatha Christie?
Is she related to Jo or mum?
Could it be possible?
Is anything possible?
Does anybody really know?
Should they know?
How can I get off this merry-go-round?
Are we even on a merry go round?
do you feel dizzy?
How do you know when your dizzy?
do you have vertigo?
What's vertigo?
Do I look dizzy?
What does dizzy look like?
Do you think skip's mad at me?
Has he reason to be?
What do you think?
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,97283.0.html
Should you post that pic?
What if I already did?
Is it the one that will make us all laugh?
Would you like me to post that one?
Or should you post the other one?
Would he like it though?
Do you care?
If I already posted as per his request, does that mean I care?
Where did you post the picture of your Charger?
When did I post a picture of my Charger?
Why dont you post it again?
Why does stroker kiss his sister?
(I have pictures)
Quote from: mrsskip68 on December 11, 2012, 12:06:23 PM
Why dont you post it again?
Why post it again if you didn't bother looking at it the first time?
did you look closely?
Look closely at what?
Why would I look closely?
Look closely at what?
Why even bother looking closely?
Is there a reason for it?
Yes, you'd look closely if you wanted to see if your windows were rotted, wouldn't you? :lol:
Wouldn't you feel the cold air or see the rain coming in if your windows were rotten?
can't you just wash the window and look out it ?
what would you wash a rotted window with?
why would you wash a rotten window?
the glass will be clean when it falls out?
Quote from: oldgold69 on December 11, 2012, 05:39:57 PM
the glass will be clean when it falls out?
What if it falls in the mud?
Quote from: mrsskip68 on December 10, 2012, 06:22:23 PM
Think Bill's destiny is pole dancing? :D
Brass, or chrome?? :D
can it be fixed with duct tape ?
Will you be able to see out of it if it can?
Do they make transparent duct tape yet?
Will you able to see the glue through it?
will it then be tinted glass?
Will there be a need for curtains?
shower curtains?
Are you taking a shower?
dont i need to wash the rot off the windows?
Do you need to wash the rot off something else?
isnt the tint on the window?
Aren't the windows to dirty to tell?
did the windows tell you something?
do they have a temper?
Is it tempered glass?
What does tempered glass look like?
Doesn't it look stronger?
If it's stronger, does it break or shatter?
Shouldn't it not do either?
What would happen if you dropped tempered glass off the Chrysler building?
Would you want to stand down below to find out?
Wouldn't it make sense to video tape the event instead?
Do you have a video camera?
Why would I suggest using a videocamera if I didn't have one?
would you be holding the camera while filming from the ground?
Who said I would be on the ground filming the falling glass?
who else would you trust to get the right shot?
Are you volunteering to get the right shot?
would it be at a time that i wouldnt miss dinner?
What is for dinner?
do you like chinese?
The people or the food? Or is the chinese person for dinner?
would it be odd seeing a chinese person eating at a chinese restaurant?
Is the Chinese person and restaurant in China or US?
could i afford to take my daughters and grandchildren to china for dinner?
How would I know?
You mean to tell me you are not "all knowing"?
Does anybody really know everything?
is it a Chinese restaurant if your in china or is it just a restaurant?
Do they serve Chinese food in China or is it just food?
is the rice fried?
Would they call it fried rice if it wasn't?
can you believe 6 people with so much food we brought half home for only 55.00?
yeah but were you hungry again in a hour?
Do you think you got your money's worth?
Can you even get your money's worth in today's economy?
Should we save our money to buy gas for the charger?
is 3.07 a gallon a deal yet?
What about $2.98
if i cross the river can i save too?
Shall we try to brew our own?
Are we making something for our cars to run on or something for us to drink?
both?
Will you provide the still?
Where will I find one?
between the 0 and the 2?
Did you check out back?
Would that be the best place to look?
Where else would you look?
Maybe in the distillery?
is it a still, or a yet?
Did you check your distillery?
is that some kind of rash?
Did you get into some poison ivy or poison oak?
Isn't it nettles you're thinking of?
Have I even heard of it?
How am I suppose to know?
i think she was brunette?
Who is.......she ?
nettles?
Will you let me know? I might want to be introduced
Doesn't she have a sting?
Why wasn't I notified?
Did you bother to ask?
I thought you were supposed to tell me, am I right?
Sorry. Can you rub some alcohol on it?
Will alcoho take car of it or should he use something stronger?
Now there's a he ?
Which would you prefer, he or she?
Don't you know?
Would you please remind me?
Wouldn't that be telling?
Did you make sure I was paying attention?
Is it possible I wasn't?
What could be more important than making sure I was paying attention?
Looking out for nettles?
Where was nettles at?
.
didn't she spring from a rash?
How could she spring from a rash?
a figment of oldgold69's imagination?
Could that be possible?
i imagine?
Are you serious then?
now we have to be serious? when did this happen?
ever seen a grown man naked?
Does seeing Skip in boxer shorts and cowboy boots close enough?
did it scare you for life?
what brand of boots?
Would Justin Boots be ok?
i thought it was puss in boots?
Looks kinda like Skip'n' boots to me, don't you think?
i think i think ?
Lets hear it already, what do you think?
were the toes steel on the boots?
Do cowboy boots come with steel toes?
does an aligator give his skin willingly when someone needs boots?
Should we chance it and ask him?
would his answer be sharp?
Would his dentist know?
do gators have health care ?
Why would a gator need healthcare if he's going to be turned into boots?
to pay his dentist?
Why is a visit to the dentist so expensive?
Why would a gator go to a dentist if he didn't have any money?
Doesn't he get money for being a donor?
He should, wouldn't you agree?
Would you give your hide for nothing?
Would you believe at times I do?
Do you get it back unmarked?
I was supposed to get it back unmarked????
Well you wouldn't want it back with holes in it would you?
I think it would be nice to get it back with no holes, wouldn't you agree?
I don't like holes do you?
Is it ok to have holes in swiss cheese?
Do you have to pay for them?
I thought you had to pay for donut holes????
THere's not much to a donut hole is there?
Why even bother getting donut holes to begin with?
Aren't they a lot cheaper?
What's it cost for a donut hole?
Are they cheaper by the dozen?
What if they're not?
Wouldn't we be better off without them?
Would we miss them?
Can you miss a hole? :D
What does the wife think?
does it depend on which hole?
Should I ask her?
Does she like being kinky?
Do you want to ask her?
Dont you guys EVER get laid? :lol:
does my wife have a headache?
Are you interested in her head?
What else should I be interested in?
your fantasy football team?
Can I kick the ball around with them?
Is there are reason why you couldn't?
Do I need legs?
Why would you need legs if your watching the lingerie bowl?
Where can I find that?
Wasn't it right where we left it?
Did your wife hide the remote again?
why would she do that?
Were you watching what you shouldn't have been?
What should I have been watching?
Should you ask your mother?
Does she even know what to watch?
Is there anything worth watching?
How about watching paint dry?
Can I pick the colour?
Do you know your colors so you can pick the right ones?
should we watch grass grow instead?
What kind of grass is growing?
could it be the kind you smoke?
How can you watch paint dry or grass grow if your looking through smoke?
should we ask Puff?
What does Puff know about watching paint dry?
Doesn't he know about smoke getting in your eyes?
Aren't you confusing Puff with Smokey the Bear? Or Smokey Robinson?
Smoke? Who still smokes these days?
What will happen if I tell you?
Do you want to find out? :D
Is it going to be good?
Does it have to be good, or really good?
Who can we ask that would know?
Does anybody know anybody we can ask?
Is it possible I don't know what to answer?
What would make you think an impossible question to answer has a possible answer?
Are you trying to confuse me?
Can you confuse a confused person?
Why are you asking a confused person for the answer?
What is so confusing about it? :lol:
Is it possible my mind has turned to mush?
can skip have some of the mush?
How much mush can Skip handle before he has to much mush?
will coming out his ears be too much or too little?
Who is willing to make enough mush to find out if it's too much mush or not enough?
is it corn or potato mush?
Does it really matter what kind of mush it is?
Do you want sugar on your mush?
Does Skip need the sugar on his mush?
is skip sweet enough ?
How much more sweetening does skip need to be considered sweet?
Hasnt there been enough Skip stuff yet?
Can you ever have too much of Skip?
Evidently you guys cant
how sweet is skip?
Getting personal aint ya?
Because they are bored
Just tossing a curveball question, that okay?....all in fun, right?
(cheated, asked 2)
I guess it'd be alright, wouldn't you agree?
aren't we just trying to get our post totals up?
Would it make sense to post here and in the word games if you wanted to get a higher post count in a hurry?
You've passed me in 3-1/2 months and I've been here for 5+ years, is there and advantage to a higher post count ?
Quote from: Tilar on December 24, 2012, 04:43:51 PM
You've passed me in 3-1/2 months and I've been here for 5+ years, is there and advantage to a higher post count ?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on December 24, 2012, 01:49:50 PM
Would it make sense to post here and in the word games if you wanted to get a higher post count in a hurry?
Doesnt that make Stroker a "Poser?" :nana: J/K! :D
Wouldn't that make me more of a player than a poser?
Couldnt it just mean your bored and infatuated with skip68? Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smilielol:
Are you sure it isn't Skip that's infatuated with me and not the other way around?
Should we do a poll on this?
Cant we just leave skip alone?
Are you physically capable of leaving skip alone even if we do a poll? :smilielol:
how do i know? :slap: :nana:
Who else would know? Fred?
Quote from: Tilar on December 24, 2012, 04:43:51 PM
You've passed me in 3-1/2 months and I've been here for 5+ years, is there and advantage to a higher post count ?
Yeah it makes you look like you been on here for years
does fred get all the deals at the after christmas sales first ?
Would it surprise you if he was first in line?
only if he was camping out for a week ? :hah:
Would he be the only one camping out waiting for deals or would somebody else join him?
only the shadow knows for sure?
Where is he located so we can ask him?
on the sunnyside of the street?
How will you identify him if there is more than one person on the sunny side of the street?
got me on that one?
If I make a statement and put a question mark at the end, is that a question?
would it have to be phrased as a question to be a question?
I am only reading this because the inlaws are still hear and my wife told me it would be rude to go out to the garage. I don't think it would be rude.
i guess if it were asked as a question then it definately wouldnt be rude. mabey you heard a noise and have to go check it out? :smilielol:
Did you leave your car lights on? or maybe your key was left on?
I'm looking to bump up my post count, how long will this thread last do you think?
Won't it last a lot longer if you keep posting in it?
What was the question?
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq7g7nj5it1qzmowao1_500.png)
So, what was the question again?
Why wasn't you paying attention?
attention to what?
What was you looking at when I told you?
i think i was looking at her wiggle her finger?
if i were to pay attention, how much would i pay?
what is it worth to you?
do you take paypal?
Why not pay in cash?
may not get my attention?
Would you prefer gold or platinum?
what if i only have silver?
Are you wanting to pay in silver or exchange silver for gold?
would you be willing to trade a Charger?
Are you wanting to trade a charger for silver and/or gold, or are you trading gold/silver for a charger?
Hmmm...will someone give me either/or for playing?
What size of diecast would you like?
so, that's a no?
What is it you would like to know?
did my post go over your head?
that wasnt rude, was it?
if so, forgive me?
how am I doing bumping up the post count?
Are you now talking to yourself ?
You're doing fine, but are you committed enough to get 1000 posts in a month?
should I be?
Is that what you did?
is it something you want to do?
Should I admit that mine come basically by accident before I made it a goal?
wasnt yours just a sharing of knowledge?
I have not much knowledge of chargers, I'm learning, its it okay if i post here instead, until I have something to offer?
Yes, my posts were mostly sharing information and opinions, with a few exceptions. It's ok by me if you just post here, but are you ready to be ridiculed as a post whore as I have?
I only have 152, does not comare to you...right?
Wouldn't you have to had started posting a 1000 posts when you first joined the site before you could start comparing yourself to me?
maybe I should have asked more questions?
would you get the answers you seek?
I think so, you guys are smart cookies, right?
Isn't that the way the cookie crumbles?
thought it was how fortune cookie crumble?
What's the difference between the way a regular cookie crumbles and a fortune cookie crumbles?
dont like ethnic food?
What is ethnic food?
Everything around here is the same thing except it has different sauces on it. All of our chinese restaraunts serve mostly fried chicken. What sauce do you like on it? The mexicans got deported. This is in Misery.
I think sweet and sour is best....no?
your in misery? got gas?
No I don't, would you fill my car up with gas for me?
How big is your tank?
Is it big enough for sweet & sour pork fried rice? :drool5:
Do you want soy sauce?
Do I have any other choices with my sweet and sour pork with rice?
I'd say no, what do you think?
Side note, it's been sour since 1985.
Why haven't you sweetened things up?
don't you want it spiced up or does that burn?
Are you spicing up a marriage or a chicken?
I was talking chicken :lol:
why would you spice up your marriage with chicken?
what you choke your own chicken?
It is better than chicken mcnuggets, isn't it?
how many mcnuggets does a regular chicken have?
How big is the chicken?
Does it have to be bigger than a bread box?
Do you need to place the chicken in the breadbox to know how many chicken nuggets are in it?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on December 31, 2012, 11:36:34 PM
Do you need to place the chicken in the breadbox to know how many chicken nuggets are in it?
No, but if you choked your chicken & ended up with blue nuggets because you did it wrong, do you think you'd care whether or not it fit in the breadbox?
Can I leave my chicken filled bread box at your place?
I wouldn't care about the chicken if it was at your place.
what sauce goes with breadbox chicken nuggets?
what did I miss?
were you aiming properly?
isnt the gun disscussion in a different post?
we can only aim in one post?
You can only post if you aim?
which end of the post do you aim?
Why are you aiming at a post?
So you aim at the one that's lickin'?
Why would you aim at a chicken in a breadbox licking a post?
because he cant hit the side of a barn?
is the chicken flying at the barn?
do chickens fly i thought only when pigs fly?
will a pig fit in a breadbox?
only if its a mcrib?
How many mcribs does a pig have?
Now I want a Mcrib..do you want a Mcrib?
Are you buying, or is it my turn?
Do they still sell Mcribs??
did this thread finally end?
not sure, can you tell me? :D
not if we're a bunch of post whores? :nana:
where's Stroker?
Could someone please PM me and tell me how to turn off the notification for this thread?
You can turn on notification to a thread?
What thread would you like to be notified about, the one about breadboxes or bikinis?
it all started when they were looking for you stroker must be a mystery?? :shruggy:
What would cause a mystery about chickens in breadboxes and bikinis?
the mystery is how chickens in bikinis get in breadboxes?
When did chickens start wearing bikinis? :o
thats what i asked you after your post?
Why didn't you answer his question?
i dont know how to turn on your notification?
Why not?
im not that kind of guy? :shruggy:
What kind of guy refuses to answer a question?
im not going to turn on ram07 thats for his significant other to handle?
Isn't he single? :cheers:
Did I get asked a question?
Are you going to answer your question?
Can someone else amswer it?
why would you answer your own question?
why wouldnt you?
would i then be talking to myself?
Is there something wrong with answering your own question when no one else answers?
will they send me to the nut house?
Are you a squirrel or a chipmunk?
would it matter if i live in a tree or a cave?
If your moving into a house full of nuts, why would it matter where you currently live?
have you met my wife?
Has she introduced herself?
got pics? :icon_smile_big:
would a pic make her less nuts?
well, would be more able to tolerate the nutness...no?
What kind of nuts would you prefer?
CHEST nuts :D ?
guess this thread is dead now?
But why would this the thread be dead?
is everyone out of questions?
a question about what?
can i get my car washed?
what ya all think,wash gal is she a hottie?
But where are her boobee's????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quote from: nvrbdn on January 21, 2013, 02:01:24 PM
would a pic make her less nuts?
DEPENDS,IS IT THE EVIL TIME OF THE MONTH?? :eek2: :'( :flame: CAN YOU DEFEAT HER?????? :smilielol: :rofl: :RantExplode: :RantExplode: :RantExplode: :icon_smile_angry: :icon_smile_ :flame:
HEY DO WE GET TO SEE THE HOT YOUNG THING WEARING A BIKINI,IN THE BREADBOX??? :D :D :D :2thumbs:
why did you answer so many of your own questions?
where's the car wash gal?
and how do I get a hot young bikini clad gal in the breadbox?
I don't have a breadbox, does anyone have a used one for sale?
Are you guys talking about my breadbox? :D :drool5:
I did do an update :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5:
Click the youtube link for full video :whistling: I believe it's a Mr. Hefner production. :naughty: :whistling: The Duster is not that dirty :slap:
What has happened since I've been away?
What makes you think something has happened while you were gone?
HAS STROKER GONE OVER THE EDGE WITH A CHICKEN IN A BIKINI IN HIS BREAD BOX?????????????????
Could you be more specific?
Where will it get me?
Where would you like to go?
I don't know what's wrong with my breadbox. It meets the guidelines I was given. Nobody has complained. I say enjoy the show. If you want to learn how to wash your car, click the youtube link :drool5: You'll see how dirty that Duster really was :D
Can I go on a magic carpet ride?
Wouldn't you have to have a genie to take a magic carpet ride?
I dream of Jeannie :drool5:
Don't they have magic carpets in Persia?
Is that like a Persian cat ?
Does a persian cat fly?
( yes, only flatter. :smilielol: )
does a fly poop on the wall ?
YES! how do you get it off?
:smilielol: this could be so bad, no comment
Ok, could you use tweezers ? :smilielol:
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on February 02, 2013, 01:02:09 AM
:smilielol: this could be so bad, no comment
I know, it wasn't till after I pressed "post" that I realised my words had a double entendre. :icon_smile_big: I'll refrase.............
how do you get the fly poo off the wall?
Didn't you house train the fly so that it wouldn't poop on the wall?
Have you ever known a fly to pay attention?
Have you given the fly a reason to pay attention?
Isn't that what I was doing when I was trying to house train it?
could you put it in diapers?
does skip wear diapers?
Depends ? :smilielol: :smilielol:
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on February 02, 2013, 01:30:41 PM
Depends ? :smilielol: :smilielol:
:rofl:
how did Skip get involved?
(he hates me btw... :-\}
CAN YA TRAIN THE FLY TO GET IT OFFF??????????????????????? :cheers: :cheers: :coolgleamA:
the poop?
What about it?
Did you get the fly poop off the wall?
will skip do it for the fly?
what will skip do change the flies diaper?
How big is this fly?
How big does a fly get, before it's not even considered a fly by normal definition?
When you can put a diaper on it?
I thought it was mentioned that Skip would put a diaper on it, or was that the grey thingy?
(That's why I'm asking how big it is) can someone tell me?
could it be just a very small diaper?
could we just hang a roll of toilet paper around it's neck?
does a fly have a neck?
What is the head attatched to?
Can't we just kill the damn fly and clean the walls????????????????????
How shall we kill it ?
why kill it?
could you break whatever its head is attached to?
Who is going to do it?
and after they kill it, will they clean the poop?
What crime did this fly commit that would justify its execution?
Didn't it poop on the wall?
what colour was the wall?
Would the wall have to be white to see the poop?
what colour is a flies poo?
Would it depend on what the fly had to eat?
did it eat so much it couldn't fly, is that why it was on the wall in the first place?
Can we shoo it away?
Did you eat shoo fly pie today?
is that made with real flies?
Isn't shoo fly pie made without flies?
where did the fly go?
I was under the impression that it wasn't made with flies, but does draw them, am I right?
why not ask the fly on the wall?
Do you believe that you can have an honest and interesting conversation with a fly while you eat shoo fly pie?
How many kegs of beer did you have today?
What is the limit?
is there is a limit?
Are you at home or at a bar/party?
Should we put money on it?
Why bother? :lol: I'm a cheapskate anyway :lol:
What can you get for being a cheapskate?
Can I play this game? Can I say hi Fred? Can I say I missed you Fred? Did you miss me Fred? Is this tooooooo many questions?
which one of these questions should I answer first?
Why can't you answer all of his questions with one answer?
But how can I answer these questions with a question?
yes, of course, okay, you bet, not at all...does that work?
What are you doing inside my head?
Wouldn't he be considered as your conscience?
He isn't the grey thingy is he?
Are you worried that he might be?
Haven't I been looking for it everywhere?
Have you been looking for it?
Didn't I just ask you that?
Ask me what?????????? :shruggy:
Am I suppose to ask you something?
If you were supposed to ask me something, wouldn't you have asked it by now?
Can I say......... I don't remember?
I suppose, if that's ok with you?
What's ok with me?
Does it really need to have your approval if it's done right the first time and doesnt' bother anybody?
Don't you think it should?
Are you king?
Or a queen? :nana:
Can I just be Liege?
Wouldn't you then just be a stooge?
Do you want your head on the block?
Who would you get to replace me if you put my head on the block? You'd need a new court jester :lol:
What will you use to cut his head off?
Seeing as his head is on the chopping block, should I use a chopping knife?
well, could you use something quicker...chainsaw perhaps?
Ram, congratulations :cheers: You're my new replacement, I have to go. When can you start?
Can I start something for you?
What is it your wanting to start? :scratchchin:
Do you have any suggestions?
I was under the impression that you had something in mind. Are you telling me you don't have?
I was just asking..........should I think of something?
If you come up with something, will it get me in trouble?
Do you want to get into trouble?
If your definition of trouble is different than my definition of trouble, is it possible that either you or me could get in trouble by misunderstanding that your definition of trouble is different from my definition of trouble, even if your or me aren't in trouble?
Can I get back to you on that?
Why can't you answer now?
Is it safe?
What could be dangerous about coming up with a suggestion about a topic unless the topic itself is too dangerous to suggest?
You say I'm your new replacement, but there seems to be an unknown danger involved, do I have to accept?
Do you really want to step into someone elses shoes?
I would rather not, can he keep his position?
Is it worth keeping or should he look for another?
If I find a new job, will I still be on the chopping block? :-\
What can you do to please your Liege?
A Liege is just a stooge compared to a king. Which would you rather be?
Can I have my cake and eat it too?
Can you eat cake without having it?
Are you throwing a curve ball?
Can you have a ball that doesn't have a curve?
Can you have a square that's not a square?
Don't you know the answer to that is yes?
How is that so?
Is the framing square the shape of a square?
Post #5000 :patrol:
What else is in the shape of a square?
Couldn't the square root of a cube equal a square?
Is there a square root vegetable?
Would you tell me if there was or wasn't a square root vegetable?
do you like cats?
Can I have one if I say yes?
how would i get it there?
Can you send it via broomstick?
What if it's a "No Pets Allowed" broomstick?
Can the monkey's with their paddles do the job?
do monkeys and cats get along?
Can we ask Puss in Boots?
Does she have any monkeys?
Didn't the monkey's sail off with the brothers?
monkeys can go to space but can monkeys sail?
what has this got to do with a cat on a broomstick? :shruggy:
Isn't it a fact that only witches can ride broomsticks?
So you're asking me to send cat via witch on a broomstick? That way the sailing monkeys and the brothers are not a concern, not sure about the space monkeys tho :scratchchin:
Can you send some lunch instead?
why lunch?
My clock says it's time for dinner, what's yours say?
Can a clock talk?
is it a coo-coo clock??
Does it come from Switzerland?
if switzerland is neutral why does it have an army?
Does the Swiss army have coo-coo clocks that read in military time?
do all coo-coo clocks read or only swiss army one's
Isn't it swiss army knives?
why is the swiss army the only one's to have knives
Don't they also have Swatch?
who has swatch? is it bad?
Wasn't it the watch that went swatch?
which watch went swatch
Quote from: polywideblock on February 11, 2013, 11:39:31 PM
which watch went swatch
:smilielol: :smilielol:
Shall we call in the swat team to get rid of the swatch watch?
what did the swatch watch do?
Didn't it impose itself on everyone's wrist?
whos everyone
could it be the masses?
do you mean the church
Is the Pope Catholic?
does a bear shit in the woods
Are the woods for shitting in?
are the woods for anything else
Didn't Hansel and Gretal get lost in the woods?
did they step in bear shit
how could they tell?
wouldn't they be able to smell it
Would they be able to smell it if they had allergies?
Does shit taste good if you haven't had anything to eat in a long time?
Haven't tried it, have you?
Do you think Hansel and Gretal have?
I haven't seen the movie, so how would I know?
Have you read the fairy tale?
Would you, pretty please, with sugar and a cherry on top, read me the story?
Where can I find the book?
You don't have it?
is that the one in the bookcase
the bookcase in the library?
is the library in a house
Did you loan the book out?
Does the loan shark want it back?
Why did you borrow a book from a loan shark?
The library didn't have a copy so what was I to do?
Did you happen to think of going to the bookstore first to purchase the book instead of going to a loan shark?
Isn't it sometimes easier to do it the hard way?
Why would you make it harder on yourself when all you have to do is buy a book of Hansel and Gretal?
I don't know, do you?
I know what I know, but don't know what I don't know, but should I know what I don't know, or is that on a need to know basis?
i don't know ,do you
Is there a reason I should?
i thought you knew, don't you?
?
did you get a cramp
maybe....do you forgive me?
why would that ever happen?
Isn't something always happening?
I thought something always happens while I'm a way?
Where do you go when you're away?
You should know, you were there, wasn't you or was that Skip?
You're right, I do know but don't you want to tell everyone else?
Wouldn't it be more fun to leave them guessing?
Is imagination everything?
Woodent it bee safer next time to turn a light on in the dark place your away at when you let a strange man in ???
was it fred or skip?????? :shruggy:
Wasn't it too hard to tell just by feeling it?
I thought the electricity was out. Or was the lightbulb just burnt out?
or did the EL circuit get broken?
Did you break it, or did the monkeys break it with their paddles?
weren't the monkeys out at sea?
which sea would that be?
will this thread ever end.
is this the never ending thread?
How long is a piece of string?
How short did you cut the string?
where did the string come from?
Shouldn't you ask Fred?
don't you know?
Couldn't this be called the magic string theory?
Should we use elastic instead?
Since your in charge, which would you prefer?
Quote from: Fred on February 12, 2013, 09:59:21 PM
weren't the monkeys out at sea?
If you were in charge, would you prefer to pick on us poor monkeys?
were you out to sea
Quote from: draftingmonkey on February 13, 2013, 12:24:53 AM
Quote from: Fred on February 12, 2013, 09:59:21 PM
weren't the monkeys out at sea?
If you were in charge, would you prefer to pick on us poor monkeys?
No, we only pick on the four monkey's with the paddles. They belong to us as they're a figment of my imagination. Along with the grey thingy..........oh wait! that is my imagination. I lost it for a while but it's back now.
Does that answer your question?
so are the monkeys in your head?
Didn't they escape when I lost my grey thingy?
is that your grey thingy in the other thread
That's the one that skip found, it couldn't be mine could it?
didn't you loose one
isn't that too small to be mine?
only you would know that wouldn't you? cant be to many grey thingies around the place
Do you like grease nipples?
don't you like honey
Yes I do, will the bees mind?
i don't care if they do,do you?
Can I think about that?
Does your cuckoo clock say that you have time to think about it?
Can my cuckoo clock say anything after the cuckoo flew the coup?
Is it still alive?
Which..........the clock or the cuckoo?
Well, are they both alive, or is only one of them alive?
How can I tell when one can't be found?
are you talking about your thingy
Was they both still alive the last time you saw them?
Isn't the thingy hanging out with skip's nipple?
It was the last time I knew. But, wasn't Lisa doing some spring cleaning around it and tormenting it?
ok so where's the cuckoo?
isn't it with the nipple and the thingy
Did the grey thingy eat the cuckoo or did the cuckoo eat the grey thingy or are they friends?
and what are they doing witha nipple
Are they glazing it with honey?
or are they greasing it
Aren't honey glazed nipples only good on attractive females? :drool5:
Can you stop at two?
is that nipples or atractive females
Aren't we talking about attractive females with honeyed nipples?
or are we talking about honeyed nipples on attractive females
If these girls offered to show you thier honey glazed nipples, would you want to look at only 2 nipples or all of them?
which would you pick
How about the grease nipples on the charger? Could we honey glaze them?
Why would you want to?
You can suck those and it won't cost you. Isn't that a good thing?
Would you rather choke on female nipples or grease nipples?
Why can't I choke on both?
Which one would be more likely to give you mouth to mouth?
Can't I die happy?
I see nothing wrong with it, but why would you want to go?
I think I should stay don't you?
Why would anyone not agree with you on choosing life over death?
who's life, who's death ,who's choice?
Is this a trick question?
Would you rather have treat instead of a trick?
what do you think?
Is that a trick question?
I don't know, is it?
Could it be a trick question even if the intent was to not trick someone?
Is it Halloween?
where's the pumpkin?
Isn't stroker carving it?
Will you carve the turkey at Thanksgiving if I carve the pumpkin at Halloween?
would you trust me with a knife?
Can you be trusted with a knife?
can you be trusted with the pumpkin?
can we really trust anyone?
do we know who we can trust
should we trust you?
am i trustworthy?
Can you answer that question?
How can I screw up a pumpkin?
do you have a plan
not yet, do you?
will you fill me in?
Am I supposed to come up with one?
I thought Poly was supposed to come up with one, am I mistaken?
Poly who?
Isn't that short for Polywideblock?
what am i sposed to do.?
Why wasn't you paying attention?
Was poly wanting a cracker?
Aren't you confusing Poly with Polley?
Is there also a Polly?
I don't see why there couldn't be, do you?
There seems to be a lot of everything don't you think?
How could I not agree with your agreement?
Can't you agree to disagree?
Ok, which would you prefer, for me to agree or to disagree?
Where is all this leading?
Isn't this the road less traveled?
Haven't we been down this road before?
Are you driving or the navigator?
Can I be the back seat driver?
Are you the only one in the back seat? Or are you paying a chauffeur?
If I pay a chauffeur, wouldn't he need to be sitting in the front?
If the he turned out to be a good looking she, would you want her in the front or the back? :naughty:
if she's in the back who's driving
Would I be wrong if I guess no one?
Can we take turns driving from the front and the back? :naughty:
How many of us are there?
would i be right in saying to many
isn't the more the merrier the way to go?
I would rather only one of us in the backseat with the lady chauffeur, wouldnt' you?
Didn't I just say the more the merrier?
Would I be considered selfish to say I wanted to be the only one in the back with the lady chauffeur?
Where would being on your own with her get you?
would it get me where were going
Who cares, isn't it about the journey, not the destination?
Do we even need a car?
How would you like to travel?
I like to ride, do you?
what do you like to ride
Whatever will get me to the tetons don't you think?
I'd rather let something pretty ride me instead, wouldn't you? :naughty:
Did you have your wheeties today?
how many do you do
How many would you like?
how many can i get
How many are available?
is there a choice of colours
What color would you like?
could i have red
Can you afford red?
why don't you have pink?
Who said we don't have pink?
Didn't pink get stolen?
who stole it
Could it be the tutu maker?
or was it the tutu wearer?
didn't the maker wear it
Does the maker wear his wares?
did the maker make his mark? (makers mark)
Do you remember Marky Mark?
Wasn't there a funky bunch?
wasn't marky mark the leader of the funky bunch?
Why did he stop leading them?
could it be that they lost the funkiness?
Did they lose it in the woods?
is there apple trees in the woods?
Did you get hit by a falling apple?
did the apple fall in the bear shit that Hansel and Gretel stood in
are we still in the same woods?
isn't it too dark to tell
shall we wait till morning?
What if we sleep in late?
what happened to the unrelated thread did someone go to far?
How could it just disappear?
has it been stolen?
or did someone rub it out?
why would they do such a thing?
does anybody know?
Was it just a figment of our imagination?
do you all share the same imagination?
Don't the monkeys with paddles belong to me?
are they the ones in your head
did you raise them?
yes I did, have I done a good job?
:scratchchin:, has anyone else seen them?
can you see them in the dark
Are they wearing fluro socks for nothing?
Didn't they have beacons on their hats?
don't monkey's have bright blue ass's
Those are baboons. Are the monkeys with paddles baboons?
You know them almost better than I do. Do you really have to ask?
I thought you was the one that put them on a boat with the Marx bros, am I right?
Yes I did, do you think they've reached the land of Honah Lee yet?
I haven't gotten my postcard from them yet, have you?
Are they waiting for Puff to sigh it?
who's puff?
A figment of my imagination?????????
Is your imagination someone else's reality?
Is Puff the leader of the blue ass baboon monkeys?
does puff have a blue ass too ?
Would the ass be blue because it is cold?
is he down here with us? its hot
where's the land of Honah Lee ?
Could we ask Peter, Paul & Mary?
are you planning on having a sayonce?
Wouldn't that be asking for trouble?
Do you want to talk to Mary ?
is what Mary has to say worth listening to?
Do you think she's quite contrary?
has she anything to say at all?
Isn't it better not to ask a woman if she has something to say?
Shouldn't you guys change the subject before we're all in the doghouse?
what colour is the dog house we'll be in?
Which colour would you like?
is it red
Couldn't we spend time in our mancave's instead?
what if i havn't got a mancave :'(
Do you want to come and hang out in mine?
would you let me
Shall we invite some of the other members too?
how would they get here
How are you going to get here?
could i walk if i had the time?
Would your feet agree to that?
don't they have to go where i do?
Where else would they be going?
might they be going someplace else?
Can they get there without your help?
can i get there without their help?
Where is it that you're going?
Will I know where I'm going when I get there, and still know where I've been?
Is your brain in order?
which way is north
How are your orientation skills?
Aren't you coming south?
thought i was going west ,was i going north
Can you ask a swaggie?
what sort of a question is that? :icon_smile_big:
A swagman could point you in the right direction could't he?
is your mancave near a billa-bong
Yes it is but will you be able to find it without asking the jumbuck?
What is a jumbuck ?
Isn't it a sheep?
isn't it a boy sheep?
Who would know?
would the swagman know?
Has he had an education?
Does he have a degree?
A degree in what?
Wouldn't that be a degree in zoology?
Or maybe a degree in husbandry?
is that sheepoligy
Could it be?
Could it be what?
Are you sure it's not why?
what happened to the jumbuck?
Didn't he do a runner?
were the traps chasing him
Why would the traps be chasing him?
isn't that what they do?
Are we trapped?
Do you see a way out?
Is there light at the end of the tunnel?
Did you turn the light on?
does the tunnel even have an end? is it a hole?
For it to have an end, it has to have a beginning, doesn't it?
what if theres no begining or end?
Wouldn't we be trapped?
Isn't that what I asked in the first place?
Wasn't it my turn to ask the question?
the question is where are the traps
Haven't we found them yet?
Where did you leave them?
Barking up the tree at the koala
was that a gum tree
Why would trees chew gum?
Am I loosing my marbles?
I meant to write barking up the tree at the koala in the How much can a koala bare thread.
where you in a gum tree
Was I supposed to be?
did the branch break
Did you break it?
don't they break by themselves all the time?
why did you take the words right out of my mouth?
I wrote exactly that but your post got in before mine
I hope you don't want them back, do you?
Quote from: Fred on February 16, 2013, 01:24:18 AM
why did you take the words right out of my mouth?
I wrote exactly that but your post got in before mine
don't aussies think alike
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on February 16, 2013, 01:25:10 AM
I hope you don't want them back, do you?
Will you gather them up if I do?
Will you pay me for them?
what if i can't find them all
Have you looked everywhere?
what if there lost?
will calling cooee! help?
what if they can't hear you
Does anybody listen to you?
Do you think Van Gough would listen?
Before or after he cut his ear off?
which ear was that?
Could it have been the one he decided he didn't need it anymore?
what if he made a mistake?
Could it have been the ear that his girlfriend talked in all the time?
Wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the girlfriend?
would it be less painful
Which one, losing the girlfriend, or the ear?
which one would you choose
I'd rather keep my jugs, wouldn't you?
In that case, yes, I would rather keep everything I was born with. Sound good to you?
can't you always replace the girlfriend painlessly?
Wouldn't some disagree?
But where there's no pain there's no gain. Am I right?
isn't pain natures warning?
Does nature give other warnings as well?
isn't it a sign when your dog puts his ears back and grows at you?
Is that a sign of imminent danger or a threat?
Couldn't it just be a sign of the times?
Wouldn't that be a clock?
was it a coo coo clock
didn't he get lost in the woods?
is that the woods with the bears in it
THe one where Hansel & Gretel a knee deep in shit?
Quote from: Fred on February 16, 2013, 02:49:48 AM
THe one where Hansel & Gretel a knee deep in shit?
isn't that from all the porridge? :icon_smile_big:
Is Goldilocks about to appear?
only if someone steps in her :icon_smile_big: didn't the bears already eat her?
What was on the side?
wasn't it the same as the bottom and all the way up to their knees?
But, what was on top?
Was it her crowning glory? Those golden locks
were they floating on top of the knee deep bear shit?
Is there anything lighter than shit?
wasn't gold lock wig floating in the crap?
Did you see it?
Are you getting mixed up with the golden fleece?
I thought I was looking for the goose that lays the golden eggs?
Isn't that up the beanstalk?
Where's that at?
Do you think it's in the land of Honah Lee?
Didn't that place sink in the ocean?
isn't it in the woods on goldie locks grave?
Is that her headstone?
can't you tell?
What happened to Puff?
didn't he go away in a huff?
Wasn't he supposed to be tough?
didn't he huff and puff?
Would the three little pigs know?
wern't they turned into bacon?
Didn't you have some for sunday brekfast?
Isn't it Saturday ? :shruggy:
Have you been to the land down under?
isn't it sunday down here?
Want to join us for brunch Jackie?
What is on the menu ?
tea and scones perhaps ?
Can we have strawberry jam ?
is fred cooking?
can fred cook?
How come I wasn't invited? :bawling:
were you there to invite?
were invitations sent out? :shruggy:
wasn't it just word of mouth?
Who was supposed to tell me? And who was I supposed to tell?
I hired a town crier..........did I pay him for nothing?
what ,some people didn't hear?
Did he have a speaker phone?
was he loud enuogh?
Was he standing in the forest with the tree that fell that nobody heard?
I can't find him anywhere........has anybody seen him?
How about a description?
He's wearing a tricon.........shouldn't he stand out?
how loud did he cry?
was it loud enough to hear?
Would a girl have screamed louder?
Or a trumpet blowing in your ear?
how loud does a girl screem?
Can she scream louder than a boy with a trumpet?
wheres the trumpet?
Does Freds' tricon have it?
Who says I have a tricon?
Didn't you hire one?
Yes but wasn't there a town crier to go with it?
What does the contract say?
One town crier with tricon to yell out an invitation for brunch at my place. Did I read it wrong?
How experienced is the town crier?
I don't think he is, do you?
Seeing as you missed out on brunch, would you like one of these Jackie?
What are you offering Jackie?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on February 16, 2013, 10:08:23 PM
What are you offering Jackie?
something refreshingly bubbly. would you like one too?
Don't we have to concentrate on the town crier before we can toast?
what now we have to drink to hear him cry?
Are you sure we should drink before or after he cries?
I hope he's not crying into his drink. I couldn't stand it, could you?
Should he really be drinking before he goes to work?
Doesn't he talk louder after a couple of drinks?
Probably so, how many has he had already?
if his fogoten his job ,has he had to many?
Should I give him the sack?
Wouldn't he end up wearing the sack, dancing and singing in his drunken state, after you told him he was fired?
Can I just shoot him down where he stands and be done with it?
Can you justify the killing?
Do I have to?
What will you tell the jury?
is there a tear in my beer?
Did the town crier put it there, or did you?
Is it yellow or clear?
whats this about watered down beer?
:smilielol: :smilielol: You don't ever accept an opened bottle or can do you?
Is it ok if I don't accept them closed either?
Quote from: Fred on February 17, 2013, 12:03:44 AM
:smilielol: :smilielol: You don't ever accept an opened bottle or can do you?
if you don't here that hiss, could it be piss?
Could it have been poured by a snake that couldn't talk?
how many beers did you say you had?
Quote from: polywideblock on February 17, 2013, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fred on February 17, 2013, 12:03:44 AM
:smilielol: :smilielol: You don't ever accept an opened bottle or can do you?
if you don't here that hiss, could it be piss?
Could there be any doubt?
How many beers does it take?
where do you want to get?
Who's driving?
how many beers have they had?
I haven't had any. Who has the keys?
Which key's are we talking about?
How else are we going to start the car?
You mean you don't know?
hasn't anyone heard of a hot wire ?
If you have to hotwire your own car, wouldn't that mean anyone could hotwire it?
did i say i had to hot wire my car?
Did you lose the keys?
did i misplace them? i dont loose keys :icon_smile_big:
Your drunk, why don't you hand me the keys?
if i'm drunk ,what are you?
Didn't I mention I don't drink, just tired?
can't that have the same efect?
Isn't a drunk person worse than a tired person?
Could he just be tired of being drunk?
shoiuld tired people drive?
What if they have a couple pots of coffee?
if your holding hot coffee how do you drive?
Who said I was holding it?
Where have you got it perched?
I thought I handed it to you. Where'd you put it?
Did I leave it on the roof of the car?
is it down the back screen ?
where would be the best place to look?
would it be in the rear view mirror
Can I get a view of what's behind?
can you see behind you any other way?
wouldn't it be great if we had eyes in the back of our heads?
if you had eyes in the bak of your head, would you need two pairs of sun glasses?
Wouldn't it be easier to use a lengthy blindfold?
are they putting you up against a wall?
would you let them..... for a smoke?
against the wall for a smoke, isn't that a bit harsh?
Isn't that about the only place you can still smoke these days?
can't you still smoke in public when they burn you?
Why did you even start smoking in the first place?
did you miss me?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on February 17, 2013, 11:54:00 AM
Why did you even start smoking in the first place?
am i on fire?
why did you ignore my question?
why didn't i see it before i posted?
were you confused?
was i drunk?
what time is it down under?
Is it 5 O'clock somewhere ?
Is there instuctions on a beer bottle as to when to enjoy them?
only in moderation ?
What if you have a DD ?
I thought you had a Shelby?
Does it have a 429 cc?
I thought I had a daughter ? :shruggy: :rofl:
You'd be the one to know, wouldn't you?
I would hope so ?
Where has everybody gone?
havn't i just got back?
What took you so long?
didn't they want me at work on monday?
Isn't it better to retire?
will they run away?
should i take off their wheels?
Maybe you could just blindfold them?
there like family ,do i have to shoot them? :icon_smile_big:
Are they they smoking?
( they'll probably die of their own accord) :lol:
was it the tyres?
Is that what's ripping up the tarmac?
is that mopar torque?
Is there any other?
have you looked lately?
Did I see anything?
did you have your blind fold on? :icon_smile_cool:
Should I be throwing knives?
which ways the target?
I'm blindfolded........how can I tell?
did they spin you?
shouldn't they spin the bottle instead?
where are the sheila's?
Did Tilar take them home?
did you see him?
Doing what?
ain't you telling the story?
what part of the story am I up to?
are you at the start?
If I am, where will this thing lead?
could it be to the end?
can it come soon enough?
can it please oh please beee the end??????
Not in my lifetime :lol: Can I keep it going?
will you have to sell your soul?
Why would I have to?
who would know the answer to that?
Is there somebody that knows everything?
I wouldn't know, would you?
How am I supposed to know?
Aren't you the font of information? :icon_smile_big:
What would you like to know?
How much can a koala bare?
Is it at home or in public?
isn't it up a tree?
at home or in public?
couldn't it bare as much as it wanted to at home?
What if it was on a nudie beach, then it could bare all as well, right?
whats all this talk about bears ?
Will you be able to bare the conversation on bears?
why don't we change the subject to cats?
Why do you want to talk about cats :icon_smile_big:
is it safe to say?
The word or the excuse?
can you take a guess?
Would it be the reason I changed my response 2 responses ago?
could you possibly be right?
Am I really ever wrong :smilielol:
shall we take a poll?
Don't you have to start an additional 2 threads before you can start a poll?
huh? haven't I started enough threads?
Don't you remember? :lol:
Didn't I lose my grey thingy?
Not that I remember, did you?
Skip started a thread asking me to post pix of my car. Then, Tuffy started a poll asking how many wanted to see pix of my car. Then, someone else started a thread about a similar topic.
am I losing my marbles?
Thanks
Do you still have enough to shoot with?
couldn't I use my rifle?
Is your trigger finger itchy? :P
should I scratch it and found out?
Did you take all safety precautions?
will a condom do?
Are you using a rifle or a pistol?
I was thinking of using my slingshot. Would that leave a good impression?
Wouldn't that be more quieter than a gun?
should I sneak up from behind?
Wouldn't that be like a backstabber even though you are shooting a slingshot?
how else can I do it?
Would an ambush be alright?
couldn't I just approach her from the front?
Does she like it from the front or from behind? :naughty:
do you think I should ask her first?
Why not let her take control?
where would that leave me?
Where would you like to be?
should I allow myself to be pleasantly surprised?
Do you like her surprises?
You mean the ones that come by way of bank statements?
What other surprises did you have in mind?
Do you have a jack-in-the-box?
The one that plays "Pop goes the weasel"?
that's the one.................do you?
Nope, will you get me one?
do you want me to clone mine?
Do you have the equipment to be able to do that?
Will a lathe do the job?
Do you know how to use it?
I certainly do, want to come and watch?
Sure, when is a good time?
would anytime suit you?
Would sometime be more convenient?
Aren't some things a big inconvenience?
Don't that only happen when you least expect them?
are you expecting someone?
Doesn't the nosy neighbor always show up unannounced?
does he ever.......can you lock your doors?
Should they lock automaticly after you close them?
will they open automatically too?
Wouldn't they open automaticly for the nosey neighbor as well?
should get a mad pound dog instead?
Wouldn't the neighbor friend the dog?
can you befriend a mad pound dog?
Would giving him a ham bone with some ham left on it work?
will you include your hand?
Does he shake too?
do you want to get one that can high five?
Might as well. He might as well know how to fetch a tinny as well, don't you agree?
should we teach him to take out the trash as well?
Can he do all my chores and not get pissed at me?
would pound dog drool in your food be alright?
can we leave the pound dog in the pound?
What kind of alarm system would you recommend to replace the dog to alert me of nosey neighbors?
do you think a trip wire could help?
Would he get hurt?
would you want him to?
Couldn't he sue me if he did?
what was HE doing on your property?
was he looking for the pound dog?
Do nosey neighbors need an excuse to enter your property?
Do they think they can enter my place without one?
Isn't that what nosey neighbors do
how can we put a stop to it?
Isn't that what we're trying to figure out?
Trip wires and flares?
wouldn't buck shot do the job?
Are we trying to get thrown in jail?
is it posible to pass on that one?
do you own a monopoly board?
Can I collect $200
have you earned it?
haven't we been past go?
Didn't I pass go?
wheres my $200? ;D
can I keep it in my pocket?
are you buying tea, can i have pie and chips?
What did your dietitian say?
:smilielol: should I listen to him?
what dietitian? :icon_smile_big:
have you gotten rid of him?
What method did you use?
was it the diet till you disappear method?
How good is the food?
didn't i feed him till he burst?
did he spill his guts?
What did he say?
could he have gone out with a bang?
Did he participate in a gang bang?
was he the gang bang? :eek2:
How would I know? :eek2:
wasn't it you that set off the fire cracker?
Wasn't it a dud?
what bangless?
Was there a boom instead?
or was it a bust?
Was there a bustier involved
Didn't two balloons just bust?
Did you jiggle them too much? :D
CAN you jiggle them to much? :icon_smile_big:
Did you ask her?
would she tell me?
Do you listen to her :lol:
isn't it just a lot of hot air??
Is she pissed?
in what sense of the word?
Does it have multiple meanings?
do you have a dictionary?
does it mean pissed or pissed?
What's a dictionary?
isn't it a book?
There's pissed on and there's pissed off...............isn't there?
Quote from: Fred on February 19, 2013, 10:43:20 PM
There's pissed on and there's pissed off...............isn't there?
Wouldn't that be the definition for loaning a friend money and then telling your wife about it? :smilielol:
What did the wife want to buy?
who told her? :shruggy:
Can't women sense stuff like that without being told?
creepy,isn't it called a sixth sense or something?
How many senses does a woman have?
don't they have too many ? ;D
Yes, they do, but how would I know? :lol:
isn't it from years of trial and error? :icon_smile_big:
Since I'm single, wouldn't it be from lessons from other guys?
do you need to find a girl ?
Which would you rather me have, a restored 69 Charger or a girl? I can't afford both, yet
isn't that an easy choice ?one won't nag EVER :icon_smile_big:
But, don't both need some good lovin though?
I do hate hate hate the nagging part :eek2:
isn't love over rated though? (not that i'm twisted or bitter) :shruggy:
Wouldn't that vary person to person depending on their life experieces?
are you right in that regard?
Have I ever been wrong? :lol:
if your not wrong ,does that make you right?
Do 2 wrongs make a right?
isn't it 2 rights make a wrong? ;)
Could it be we're both right?
but what if we are both wrong ?
Who's gonna tell us we're wrong? :lol:
will we know it if they do?
Should I even bother listening to them?
Do you like listening to them ?
what the voices :shruggy:
are you asking a question?
Quote from: Fred on February 20, 2013, 05:58:17 PM
are you asking a question?
Isn't that the theme of the thread? :shruggy:
Are you asking me?
why would we ask you?
should I answer that?
Why wouldn't you answer the question?
what if I know the answer?
what if you don't?
where would I go to find it?
If you know the answer, why didn't you give the answer?
can you find it without taking your shoes off?
Did you leave it outside in the rain again?
I have galoshes will they do?
You don't have an umbrella?
didn't I lend it to you?
Aren't you confusing me for someone else?
are you guys stupid or something ?
doesn't it take one to know one?
Aren't word games suppose to help your mental well being?
is the sun coming out today?
What did the weatherman forecast?
Quote from: moparstuart on February 20, 2013, 08:11:50 PM
are you guys stupid or something ?
What lets you come to this conclusion?
did he say lollypops are good?
Aren't they good for shutting up kids in green convertibles?
what about dogs in pounds?
Do dogs like lollypops or suckers?
doesn't everyone like a sucker?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on February 20, 2013, 08:40:50 PM
Do dogs like lollypops or suckers?
don't dogs take whatever they can get?
Would an obediant dog take it or wait until you gave it to him?
aren't dogs only obedient while your watching them?
Are you saying dogs can't be trusted?
do you mean the four legged kind?
Considering the audience that might be viewing as well, wouldn't it be a wise choice to say yes?
aren't we all animals deep down inside?
I will agree, but won't others disagree?
do you think I care?
Why would you, I, or anybody else for that matter?
were we not taught to love our neighbours?
Are we going to become hippies?
doesn't it depend on whether the neighbouris married?
Wouldn't that depend on if the neighbors' spouse is home? :lol:
couldn't you love her in your home?
Wouldn't that depend on if your spouse is home? :icon_smile_big: :rotz:
do you have a spouse?
Shouldn't you have read this thread a little more before you asked?
pg 3 response 1370
wasn't I just being sarcastic?
Should I loosen up a little? :lol: Do I need to start drinking?
will you have one on me?
Figuretively or ???? :eek2:
didn't he mean it his shout?
Wasn't I being sarcastic? :lol: It was my turn wasn't it?
didn't I hire a town crier for shouting?
has he got deep pockets?
didn't I give him two bags full?
if its his shout :icon_smile_big: won't he need more?
Can he ever get enough?
how do you know when you have enough?
Don't you have a guage?
wouldn't running out of money be an indication?
Can't you just borrow more money?
doesn't that take the fun away?
How about just spending someone elses money and not having to pay it back?
to a friend your money lend..............lose your money and your friend.
Am I right?
i don't think your wrong, do you?
Would I be dumb if I didn't agree?
how am I to answer that?
would you be truthfull?
what would happen if I were?
Wouldn't you be respected for answering honestly?
Do you think that could be possible?
Isn't anything possible?
is the imposable ,possible?
Is it probable that the impossible is possible?
but is it improbable that the possable is imposable
Which is more than likely to happen?
is that a rhetorical question?
How would I know?
can you find out on the internet?
Can you find anything on the net?
i can find ANYTHING on the net your saying? :icon_smile_big:
are you using bait?
what are you trying to catch? :icon_smile_big:
dare I say it?
What would happen if you say it?
won't you want your share?
won't everybody?
so, should I keep quite?
Can you keep a secret?
is it best ifyou clam up?
Will you show me how ;D
wouldn't it be painful?
where do you have your clam?
Don't you put them in your NE?
is that a good idea?
whats a NE? :shruggy:
How about New England? In regards to New England clam chowder :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: I better get me some by the way. YUM :drool5: :drool5: :drool5:
doesn't "clam chowder" mean something else in australia? :drool5:
do you know what?
Isn't clam chowder good anywhere as long as it has a clean good looking cook? :drool5:
do we have to eat him?
I thought girls were suppose to be the cook, especially when it comes to clam chowder?
aren't nice clean clams are more important?
more important than what?
Who'd want to play with dirty clams anyway :eek2:
don't you like mud wrestling?
Wouldn't jello wrasslin be more tastey? :drool5:
aren't we talking about getting dirty?
are the clams dirty?
Can they be washed?
were they bearded clams?
Can clams grow whiskers?
if they grow wiskers can they shave them off?
Have you seen a bearded clam?
have you seen one without?
Would you eat one either way?
would you shave it first?
So you're saying the answer is no?
Quote from: 68RT4ME on February 21, 2013, 05:16:45 PM
So you're saying the answer is no?
What, you don't floss after your meal? :popcrn:
if you don't shave it ,do you still need to floss?
Does anybody else like thier clams shaved? :drool5:
who doesn't?
Will anybody confess to your statement?
if they did would they have a problem?
What problem would they have for agreeing with you?
would they have a problem at all?
I wouldn't have a problem, but would she enjoy her clams if I did? :D
would you enjoy her clams instead?
Can I get back to you on that?
its alright with me, is it alright with you?
Why wouldn't it be alright with me if I was the one that proposed it?
is it alright with me?
How would anyone know what is alright or all wrong with you?....lol
How can I possibly answer that?
are you psychic?
Or psychotic?
or is that paranormal?
Do you believe in ghosts?
doesn't everybody these days?
What if I'm nobody; does that mean I believe in ghosts?
would anybody care what a nobody thinks?
Is there somebody that cares?
what if nobody cares about somebody?
where's the caretaker?
Did you hire one?
doesn't he come with the building?
isn't that a super?
what about the so called janitor?
isn't that a super? ;D
how many super's are there?
one would be super duper wouldn't it ?
wouldn't it be great to have a super duper?
Is he a scooper as well?
is that a pooper scooper?
Do you have one he can borrow?
why can't he just use the toilet?
Did you show him where it's at?
can't he just follow his nose?
what if it doesn't work?
then he's up shit creek isn't he?
Does he know how to get down?
Do monkey's have paddles?
I thought they got shipped out to sea. How'd they get up a creek, even with paddles?
did someone give them a push?
Who would do a thing like that?
the Marx bothers?
Why would they push the monkeys?
did they have anything better to do?
Didn't you pay the monkeys to get rid of the Marx bros?
yes I did, have they become town criers?
Who would make better town criers, the monkeys or the Marx bros?
Post #6000 :nana:
would it be prudent to say?
Not in my opinion, what about yours?
should I ask myself?
Will you answer?
would that be wise?
I think you should get someone to answer for you, don't you agree? It works for politicans :lol:
Aren't you full of good ideas?
Wouldn't that depend on who you ask?
who will tell the truth?
Can you handle the truth? :lol: :slap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo
Good movie, don't you think?
Well, don't you think it was a good movie?
Youtube link in my last post :2thumbs:
the movie maybe but the cast? i can't stand tom cruise :yesnod:
Who would you prefer to watch?
always helps if you've got a stunning leading lady don't you think? :icon_smile_big:
How can I not agree that the leading lady should have a high :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: factor?
you couldn't could you?
No, I couldn't. Any personal favorites?
snatch and just at the moment the expendables 1 and 2 :icon_smile_big: what do you think?
I think we're dirty minded. Do you think its needs washed?
no no "snatch" with brad Pitt, Vinnie Jones as bullet tooth tony rocks . all time favourite movie :2thumbs: was you thinking of a different movie? :D
:smilielol: I don't watch too many Hollywood type movies and haven't seen "Snatch" yet with Brad Pitt. I do like some of his other movies though. What movie do you think I was thinking of? :rofl:
Quote from: polywideblock on February 23, 2013, 05:39:53 PM
the movie maybe but the cast? i can't stand tom cruise :yesnod:
WARNING!!........Hijack Alert!!!!
The Mrs. and I can't stand Tom Cruise either, and rarely watch any of his movies. BUT...........there is one movie that we both think his good in and enjoy and actuall have the dvd and that's "Collateral"
Have you seen it?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on February 23, 2013, 08:09:31 PM
:smilielol: I don't watch too many Hollywood type movies and haven't seen "Snatch" yet with Brad Pitt. I do like some of his other movies though. What movie do you think I was thinking of? :rofl:
you should ,its good entertainment if you don't take it to seriously :laugh: eg instead of going oh the senseless violence watch how the whole movie is tied together by coincidences, dialog cracks me up . as to what outher movie ,well with a name like "snatch" can you imagine? :D
Quote from: Fred on February 23, 2013, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: polywideblock on February 23, 2013, 05:39:53 PM
the movie maybe but the cast? i can't stand tom cruise :yesnod:
WARNING!!........Hijack Alert!!!!
The Mrs. and I can't stand Tom Cruise either, and rarely watch any of his movies. BUT...........there is one movie that we both think his good in and enjoy and actuall have the dvd and that's "Collateral"
Have you seen it?
do you think i should?
Can you take my word for it?
i think i'll have to won't i?
couldn't you take someone else's word for it?
I've be called a doubting Tomas haven't i ?
Have you really?
didn't you know?
was I supposed to?
didn't somebody tell you?
am I not always the last to know?
can't trust anybody these days to pass along info can you?
didn't the town crier run off with my money?
he payed for the shout ,he wouldn't have had much left would he?
He may have paid for the round but I payed for the shout didn't I?
who can remember? :cheers:
are you enjoying all this crap?
is it in the woods?
:smilielol: didn't I just bring it out into the open?
the crap or what did it?
didn't the bear do it?
the one in the woods?
or was it stroker up to no good?
wouldn't you have to taste it to find out?
who the heck is Stroker and what's he doin with a Bear in the woods?
do you expect a straight answer?
is there such a thing?
on here i don't think so. do you?
not likely but where then?
in a court of law?
are you kidding me?
don't they tell the truth?
can you swear it on the bible?
i don't have one ,do you have the bible?
is it contageous??
it can be if your not on your Gard, are you?
I'm on my feet, will that do?
I thought you had to stand on your head?
be afraid be very afraid , does it get in through your feet? :scratchchin:
can your feet chug it?
chug what? :icon_smile_big:
don't you know?
How good are you with your feet?
don't they pay for that?
I thought you pay for the little oriental girl to use her feet?
would she pay you to do the same? :icon_smile_big:
Will she let me give her a massage? :drool5:
with your feet? :eek2:
can't you use them for something else?
Can I use my hands to give her a massage?
then what are you going to do with your feet?
Do you really want to know :D
How should I answer that?
When we were toes to toes.............my nose was in it and when we were nose to nose...............my toes were in it! :smilielol:
Should you answer?
what do you think?
Am I suppose to be thinking?
would it be too hard?
Would I get in trouble?
I'm seriously thinking of posting in that thread :smilielol:
Do you want to get into trouble?
Then you will get into trouble.
Aren't I already in trouble?
I would have left well enough alone if you hadn't mentioned it :lol: I'll behave for now :D
how much trouble are you in?
Do you really really want to know?
is it to much to bear?
Do you think you can handle it?
your troubles or the bear?
Which will be more interesting?
has the bear crapped in the woods yet?
Wasn't you supposed to check?
wasn't it you in the woods?
I thought Goldilocks or Red Riding Hood was in the woods, am I right?
which one was in knee deep shit?
I thought Red Riding Hood was in knee deep? What happened to the Asian girl who was massaging feet?
She died....did you see my new cat?
Didn't we shave a cat in another thread? :D
I thought is was a clam?
Did you read that thread from last night?
Wouldn't it make more sense to trim a bush than to shave a clam?
can we have some fun with topiary?
What shape would you trim it into?
can you make a suggestion?
How about a bear or a giraffe, or would you prefer a dinosaur?
Quote from: Fred on February 24, 2013, 03:46:19 PM
can we have some fun with topiary?
Topiary? Isn't that some kind of weird sexual fetish? And isn't that just deviantly wrong?
I've heard of fetishes involving vegetables, but what made you come up with doing it with plants? :eek2:
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on February 24, 2013, 03:54:24 PM
I've heard of fetishes involving vegetables, but what made you come up with doing it with plants? :eek2:
With a name like Stroker, you're asking meeeeee?
Who else is gonna answer?
should I have a go?
Is there somebody stopping you?
isn't it polite to ask?
Are you in a formal setting?
Am I wearing my tux, you mean?
What are you doing dressed as a penguin?
I think I'm having fish today, what else should I be dressed as?
Do you have your bear costume on as well?
am I having goldilocks for dinner too?
Did you send her an invitation?
does she like topiary?
Is the invitation in the form of a topiary?
Isn't this topiary thing just wrong?
What's wrong with a topiary if it's used as an invitation?
an invitation to what?
Was you going to have the topiary as a dinner invitation?
will I be invited?
got to be shaved,what if trimmed(topiary) just dont cut it?
would Edward Scissorhands know?
about cutting it? :yesnod:
do you think he can shape it for us?
Quote from: Fred on February 24, 2013, 10:45:35 PM
would Edward Scissorhands know?
how do you think he wipes his ass :icon_smile_big:
wouldn't his ass run away when it sees him coming?
do you mean ass or ass :icon_smile_big: ?
which one needs a scratch?
Would you rather scratch hers or yours?
How about just the ass?
Would it be worth the risk of getting kicked?
can you ride it instead?
Who would not want to ride an ass?
didn't sarah ride one?
Did you see here ride one in person?
from a distance. does that count?
Will anyone argue with a first hand account?
just how accurate is the fist hand account
does that depend on where the hand's been?
Don't you keep the hand in your pocket?
with your keys and other thingy's?
isn't it best to keep your hands to yourself?
will you get in the shit if you don't?
What did she say?
who?
Who told you to keep your hands to yourself, or are you listening to the song?
Wait ...I came in late...Can we start again from the beginning ?
Ron ?
is that at all possible?
Are you kidding? Is there no way off this merry go round?
Is there a reason to get off?
is there a reason to stay on?
Why get off if your having fun?
can you have to much fun?
Is there no such thing as too much fun?
doesn't to much fun make you fat? no wait that's the misses :smilielol:
wouldn't to much fat make you fat?
doesn't "fun " make women "fat" ? :icon_smile_big: think 9months
oh I see but does it end in fun?
Can't we just start again at the begining ?
I'm always late for the parade.
Ron
Quote from: Big Sugar on February 25, 2013, 11:00:53 PM
Can't we just start again at the begining ?
I'm always late for the parade.
Ron
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on December 09, 2012, 03:04:23 AM
Do you really care what people on the internet think about your thoughts and actions?
so do you realy care? :icon_smile_big:
Quote from: Big Sugar on February 25, 2013, 11:00:53 PM
Can't we just start again at the begining ?
I'm always late for the parade.
Ron
Can't you just go back to the begining and make a start on your own?
Has he been watching that movie " Left Behind?"
is it possible he pressed fast forward by mistake?
Did you show him how to use the remote, or does it just come naturally?
aren't we born with one in our hand? :shruggy:
How come gals don't come with remotes? :smilielol:
if they did, they wouldn't be girls would they?
Do they have a mute button at least? It'd also be nice to turn them on every once in a while :naughty:
couldn't you just take out the battery's
wouldn't wind up be cheaper?
yea but wouldn't haveing to stop and rewind her be a bit of a downer? :laugh:
only if you're on a roll! am I right?
i don't think you wrong, do you ?
Can't some of them be rolled anyway?
under the bed?
Where would you like to put them?
the remote control woman?
What was we talking about again :shruggy:
wasn't it about the mute button or just taking out the batteries?
What if the mute button doesn't work?
wouldn't you just take out the batteries?
How do you take them out?
wouldn't you just undo the hooks?
which hooks, where?
didn't you see them?
isn't he still looking?
did i miss it?
did you have your eyes shut?
Are you too drunk to notice?
aren't I flying high?
Are you the only one flying high?
:2thumbs:
aren't we all?
will we land safely?
are we there yet?
where were we going?
don't you know?
Why should I have to know?
arent you the know all? :smilielol:
Aren't you confusing me with skip?
who?
Did I hear an owl ?
:lol:
is the pope catholic?
does a bear shit in the woods?
would I be right to say yes?
would you be wrong to say no?
what if I say maybe?
can you do that?
Did you ask permission first before you said maybe?
do I need permission to speak?
Did you have to raise your hand in school?
may I be excused?
this is like Purgatory............or maybe not ?
have you been there before?
Where is it located?
is it here or is it there?
Could it be where the captain is coming from?
Do you mean major mitchell?
Is there another captain I don't know about?
shall we look and see?
What are you waiting on?
have you seen my specs?
Why should I keep track of where you put stuff?
who else is going to do it?
Shouldn't your babysitter do that for you? :nana:
can I borrow yours? :nana:
Do you think you can tolerate her? :lol:
Where can I buy some tolerance?
Can it not be bought?
that's what I'm asking you?
Can you not be more clearer than crystal?
are saying I'm not being crystal clear?
Could it be from a difference in cultures and upbringings?
how was you brought up?
Would you believe I thought it was more fun to go to work with dad then it was to go play with the other kids?
Made me more of an outcast with the kids, but at least I learned somethings.
:2thumbs:
Would you like a gold star?
Do you have a spare one?
should I peel one off my forehead? (that's where I've stuck them).
Will it hurt if you do?
there's only one way to find out right?
How about saving it for another time? :cheers:
did you just save my scalp?
You do wear a toupe` right? :lol:
what's the best way to keep it fom flying off?
will duct tape work?
Would you explain how it could work?
how about gorilla glue?
What are you going to do with that?
is duct tape not sticky?
I thought fred was doing the hair club thing?
so many questions....is Fred bald? Will duct tape stick the wig to his head? If so, can he wash it in the shower?
I thought duct tape fixes everything ? :shruggy:
aren't I living proof?
is duct tape holding the hair on your head?
Fred, is my today, your yesterday?
Quote from: Ram07 on February 28, 2013, 10:00:54 PM
Fred, is my today, your yesterday?
Yes Ram, it is. Which makes my today, your tomorrow.
It's 2.15pm Friday here.
so, you are in the future?
everyone knows it's 10:17 pm on thursday!!!
aren't I in the present?
If you want to step into the future...........just visit us downunder.
how can that be?
where's professor Sumner Miller?
dunno....ask stroker, will he not know?
do you want to bet he does?
does that make him a know it all?
what happened to the dirty glass window??
How can someone else know what I don't know?
what happened to the dirty glass window??
Wasn't it washed, or was I just dreaming?
didn't it fall out?
Did it fall out or get knocked out?
I don't know do you?
What makes you think I was there?
didn't you read about it?
Was I supposed to?
why is my head hurting?
Did you bump it, or are you working it too hard?
isn't it all that duct tape?
What are you doing with all that ducttape on your head? Wait, I don't want to know :rofl:
isn't it keeping my toupee in place?
Do you have a toupe`?
if I did , should it be on my head?
Are you related to Donald Trump? :lol:
if I answer yes, do I get a share of his money?
How good are your relations?
relations with whom?
doesn't too much duct tape help your head from exploding?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on March 01, 2013, 01:28:58 AM
Do you have a toupe`?
Toupee or not toupee...............isn't that the question?
Depends on how many people are around, doesn't it?
around what?
I guess it depends on how you read your previous question, wouldn't you agree? :lol:
what will you give me if I do?
How big of a target did you hit?
I didn't hit anything did I?
Did you strike out?
am I playing baseball?
Are you?
am I what?
All this time, I thought you was Fred. Did you change it to What?
at least he's not calling himself dr who?
isn't Who on first?
Are you who?
if I am then who are you?
Who wants to know?
isn't it them?
So, they are them?
aren't they over there?
How would I know where they are?
aren't I pointing you in the right direction?
Where am I suppose to be going?
didn't you say you were going walkabout?
Was I going to?
was I misinformed?
Who would do a thing like that?
it wasn't you was it?
No, it wasn't me. Have you been listening to someone else?
I don't know, is my toupee on the right way around?
Is there a right way to wear a toupe`
isn't there an arrow pointing which way into the wind?
should I take it off?
Are you in a situation to where you could take it off?
isn't it just like a hat?
But, is it like the cats' hat?
what's a cats hat?
Did you forget Dr. Seuss?
isn't that the cat in the hat?
The cat has to have the hat to be in the hat, am I correct?
what about puss in boots?
This puss in boots?
I think I like puss in boots? :drool5:
Would you like to see more?
do I know him?
Do you know who?
isn't who on first?
Did you put him there?
what if I did?
does sticking a question mark at the end of a sentence make it a question?
Why did you put him there?
Not in my book it doesn't.
should I have put him somewhere else?
mine either.
Where else would you put him?
should I put him on second?
Does he belong on 2nd?
What if I joined in ?
Is there someone stopping you?
Anybody is welcome to play. :cheers: You just have to answer the question with another question
Are you stopping me?
Why would I?
Do you like 70's ?
What is it about the 70's that is in question?
could it be the hair dos?
What is the hair dos?
are you asking me?
What do hair dos do?
How much hair dos if a hair dos does dos ?
can I have some of what you're having?
Are you old enough to have what he's having?
Can you have what I no loger can give?
Are you saying your out of it?
where can we get some more?
Should we have more?
What is it that we should have?
Do you drink the kool aid?
What flavor should I be having?
is there something better?
Is there something better than drinking ?
Have you tried not drinking?
Today?
Wouldn't that work for any and everyday?
can we have a party?
For Who?
should we have it for us?
Do all Agree?
Do any disagree?
Would you accept good night?
are you going to bed?
Isn't it too early to go to bed?
is it ever to early to go to bed?
Can it be too late to go to bed?
do you like counting sheep?
What do sheep look like? And do I know how to count?
sheep are round and fluffy .......do you know how to use your fingers??
What fingers?
what do you have attatched to your hands?
Aren't I all thumbs? :smilielol:
how did you thumb your way to that?
Didn't you know I hitchhiked?
isn't that dangerous?
Isn't there a potential danger to everything?
can you just stay home?
Isn't that just as dangerous as going out?
why are you such a pessimist?
Wouldn't I be a realist even though I look for the sunshine on a cloudy day?
is that what you do all day?
Would you prefer I look for clouds on a sunny day?
wouldn't it be easier just to count sheep?
Where can I find some?
aren't there plenty in New Zealand?
How am I suppose to count them from here?
have you got a long stick?
Teddy Roosevelt has it, do you have another one I can use?
why don't you tell him to give it back?
Where is he at? I haven't seen him in a very long long long time, if I've ever seen him at all.
Was it my job to watch him?
Did you not do your job?
Is it fair of you to ask?
Is it even polite to ask that question?
I don't want to know about your stick ?
Who asked about the stick?
Is there a dog that wants to play fetch?
How many dogs do we need?
How many are in the pic posted in this thread?
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,99576.0.html
Would 16 be a good choice ?
Won't we have to wait for an official answer from the one that posted it?
Does he know it?
Do you think he'd post something he don't know the answer to?
Is he that kind of guy?
What kind of guy would do something like that?
What kind of guy would not do something like that?
Have you met someone like that?
Yes, but what was his Name?
Is he someone I've met?
Do you get out much? ( gota go wife has dinner ready, this is fun,,,later)
Would I have a better chance of meeting him if I did get out more, or if I stayed home more?
Glad you are having fun :cheers: That's why I started a couple games. Some people like to play games, others like to have conversations. I like to do both, but it's hard to piss someone off playing games unless they're sore losers.
would I be the one to answer that?
what are you pissed off or a sore loser?
Why would a sore loser be p o'd?
Are not most sore losers mad at something?
Shouldn't they be mad at themselves?
did I miss anything?
What do you think you missed?
as in anything worth while?
Not really, but what do you think?
should I be thingking in my condition?
What condition are you in?
would the doctor know?
What is the doctor specialized in?
who would know?
What does the doctor's degree have posted on it?
I haven't seen it, have you?
Where did the doctor put it?
Is the doctor a sore looser?
Would that be why the doctor hid the degree?
or did he just hide it to stop the silverfish from getting at it?
What would a silverfish want with a doctors' degree?
we've all got to eat, don't we?
Should we put a degree on a hook and try to catch the silverfish than?
don't they comewithout being invited?
If invited will many come?
Wouldn't that make them uninvited guests?
do you want them at your place?
Who suggested my place?
weren't you planing an open house?
If it rains where else can we send them?
His house would be great, don't you think?
can't we just let them drown?
Do silverfish swim?
only down the plug hole at my place, how about yours?
Why would the location affect where they swim?
would you swim just anywhere?
I'd prefer to swim in designated areas. Is that safe enough?
Can you be too safe while swiming with silverfish??
are silverfish had to scale?
It depends on their size, do you have several ropes and some good boots?
have you ever tried filleting one?
do you bake them or pan fry?
don't they taste best raw?
Don't they go on pizza better?
should we use them instead of anchovies?
Can we use them as bait for a bigger fish?
are they very tasty?
I like bigger fish, don't you?
yes but would bigger fish like them?
Don't big fish eat little fish?
yes but how many silverfish would it take to fill a fish's belly?
Would it matter if you only have one little fish to put on a hook?
what if it's a big hook?
Will bigger hooks catch bigger fish, or just let the smaller fish eat the bait off without being caught?
How small of a little fish are we talking about?
do silverfish have mouths to hook them with ?
couldn't we just grab them by the short and curlies?
you have fish that wear shorts and curl their hair in oz? :shruggy:
does that surprise you?
Are we having a surprise birthday party?
if I tell you, will it still be a surprise?
Is the party for me, someone else, or is that the surprise?
who said anything about a party?
What's the surprise then?
would it surprise you if I told you I don't wear a toupee?
Not really, but how was I to know?
why didn't you just ask?
Ask what?
did you want to ask me something?
Not really, but would you like me to anyway? :icon_smile_big:
would I make you do anything you didn't want to?
Shouldn't he get to choose what he does unless he screws up at it?
what screws are you talking about?
Don't you think the loose screws should be tightened up?
who's screws are loose?
Not mine, are yours?
Who's screwing who?
Quote from: A6USMC on March 06, 2013, 06:04:11 AM
Who's screwing who?
Should we ask the Mrs or the girlfriend?
are you sure yoy want to go there?
Well, which direction would you like this thread to go?
am I the right person to ask?
I thought this thread didn't go anywhere?
should I take it for a walk?
Do you have a leash and collar for it?
couldn't I just take it by the hand?
Are your hands full?
what would I be carrying?
Shouldn't you be carrying your own weight?
don't I have the weight of the world on my shoulders?
Are you saying your a world leader or a modern Atlas?
am I just the bearer of bad news?
Can you give me the good news first?
is there any?
Isn't that pessimistic?
should I be more optimistic?
Would you feel better?
would pills help?
Which ones were you thinking of taking?
Can you prescribe any?
can I have the green ones with the orange spots?
Shouldn't you have the orange ones with the green spots?
What color spots do you see?
are you all seeing a lot of black spots?
Are we talking about those dogs again?
Could you remind me which ones we're talking about?
I think there were many , do you recall?
was there 16?
My mind went blank, should I switch to a different channel?
should you swim the English one?
Where would be a good place to start?
my guess would be England, what do you think?
Where would I leave my pants?
would fergie hold your pants?
wouldn't it be better to hang them out to dry?
If I was to swim the English Channel, which side of the channel should I leave my pants on?
wouldn't you need pants on both sides?
Is that what you would do, or would you just swim the channel again?
why should I swim it at all?
Isn't that what people do?
can I just sit in my bath tub?
Do you prefer a tub?
isn't it more safe?
Maybe if it has handles for old farts like you ?
Jackie, Jackie, you're not talking about me are you?
Maybe I was, maybe I was not ? :rofl: :rofl: :nana:
Are you talking to Fred while he is in the tub?
Am I having a dream?
Who has dreams about Fred in a tub ? :eek2:
A tub of what?
does fred make bubbles in the tub?
Does Fred know Bubbles is in his tub?
Is the duck's name Bubbles ?
Is that the missing duck?
Did the duck poop in the tub ?
Didn't you toilet train the duck?
Wasn't that Fred's job? :rofl:
He got fired, will you take over?
can I have my old job back?
Do you want the job of toilet training ducks?
Maybe he wants to clean up the duck poop ?
wasn't I teaching monkeys how to use paddles?
Shouldn't you stick to one answer Fred?
is this pick on Fred day? :icon_smile_big:
No, but would you like it to be?
Could we make it a national holiday ?
should we put it to the vote?
Should we put up a poll ? :smilielol:
Isn't that Tuffys' job?
who's job is tuff?
Isn't who on first?
well then, who's on second?
How can who be on 2nd if he's on first?
but is it really him on first?
Can I go to bed now ? :shruggy:
have you had enough?
I am I the one getting picked on ? :nana:
Who'd do a thing like that?
I have no idea ? :D.
Are you sitting in the dark?
Putting a ? at the end of a phrase doesn't make it a question :nono: :nana:
That was a question :slap: and I am laying in the dark on my sofa. If that is ok with you ? Now that is question. :nana:
Make yourself comfy. I'm ok with it. Who am I to argue with that?
you are stoker400 wedge remember?
Who'd you say I was?
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on March 07, 2013, 12:00:14 AM
That was a question :slap: and I am laying in the dark on my sofa. If that is ok with you ? Now that is question. :nana:
what's she wearing a smile?
Doesn't she always wear a smile when she's online?
does she have to be on line to wear a smile or anything at all for that matter?
isn't her smile better than her giving us the evil eye?
No, she doesn't have to be online to wear a smile. I hope she smiles a majority of the time everywhere she goes, don't you?
is it better to smile with your teeth in or out?
Which would you prefer?
I've only tried it one way so far, how about you?
I've only done one way as well. Isn't that plenty?
might there be plenty more?
May I have more dessert? I cleaned my plate :icon_smile_big:
can I have more sir?
I asked first. Shouldn't I get first dibs on dessert?
What is a dib?
isn't it something you put on a cracker?
Is there any food that doesn't go on a cracker?
I don't think a big fat steak would fit do you?
No, but couldn't you cut a piece of the steak off and put it on a cracker if you wanted to?
I prefer potatoes with my steak, don't you?
can I get mushroom and onions on my steak?
would you like ketchup too?
Can I get fries with that ?
can you say pretty please? :icon_smile_big:
Can I have chocolate cake with that, please ? :icon_smile_big:
of course you can, you know I'm at your beck and call, don't you?
i'll have a beck's too :cheers:
can you stop at one?
I thought I asked for one for each hand?
would you like some crisps with that?
huh?
have you heard of potato chips?
never heard them called that here a crisp is a kind of cracker you put stuff on?
it's official i'm a post whore not in the ball park of you and stroker though
well congrats, shall we have a party?
When , should we have the party ?
will saturday night suit?
Am I invited to the party or should I just crash it instead?
what kind of suits? :naughty:
should we all come as we are?
Who do you mean, all?
aren't you coming?
Is she coming? :D
does she know how to get there?
Did you give the the coordinates?
I think she can dress herself?
what should we do now?
What would you like to do now?
is there anything left?
Have you looked to see if there's anything left?
is there nothing left to party?
I think the cake is gone, does anyone have more chips?
Won't you have to have more dip as well?
may I have more crisps sir?
What makes you think I have any left?
Who finished them?
I wasn't paying any attention, was you?
your not going to pay me for some attention?
how much attention do you want?
How much can you afford?
why does everything come down to money?
Don't you wish there was no such thing?
wouldn't the world be a better place?
How would the world function if everything was free?
what would Donald trump do? :scared:
What would Bill Gates do as well if there was no currency?
well they won't be laughing all the way to the bank, will they?
Can sombody sell me a bridge ?
Ron
Havin trouble gettin over it
Yes, someone can sell you a bridge. Where would you like it to go?
How about over troubled water?
how wide is this troubled water?
How wide would the water have to be before it's uncrossable?
Oh did i say bridge ?
Ron
What did you want your bridge to cross?
Do you like hot cross buns?
I can cross my legs but I don't no how to cross my buns?
aren't hot cross buns sticky? nothing worse than sticky buns :D
should you wear gloves to combat the stickiness?
if my buns are sticky doesn't it mean I had an accident?
have you looked?
wouldn't you have to feel? :eek2: (sticky)
Why won't the flies leave you alone?
wouldn't that depend on what made you sticky?
Did you get tangled up in fly paper?
what's fly paper?
Also know as fly ribbon, have you never heard of it?
(you hang it from the ceiling and the flies fly into it and stick to it. Whenit's full, you take it down and chuck it out. It's sticky as hell)
Don't it chew like taffy?
It's libel to glue your gums together, do you want that?
Wouldn't that be best for an excessive talker?
but how are they going to catch flies with their gums stuck together?
Shall we give them a fly swatter instead?
how do you come up with these good ideas?
Shouldn't someone be smart enough to figure these things out?
will you be our leader?
is that lord of the flies?
only if he can swing fly paper without sticking to it. Do you think he can?
i remember them from when i was a kid, can anyone?
Remember what?
what was i talking about again?
I do........reply #2229
should you use fly paper in the toilet?
are you going for a home done Brazilian? :icon_smile_big:
:smilielol: should I risk the pain?
don't they say no pain no gain? :eek2:
but what would I gain?
would it be a nice clean crack?
have you got a mirror?
couldn't you ask the misses?
what do you think she'd say?
would she say, put it away?
more like '' my eyes my eyes " ?
Would she even bother looking?
has she seen a clean crack before?
Wouldn't she ask you if she has a clean crack?
how do you crack a walnut?
Is that the only nut that needs cracked?
can i keep my nuts whole?
isn't it up to the cockies?
Why should they get to decide?
are they my nuts or what?
Do you have some?
do you still have one bag full?
my bags full, what about yours?
Mine is overflowing, I'm going to have to share. :icon_smile_big: who would like some?
I got my threads muddled up and forgot to make this a question but I've rectified it now. Apologies for the lapse.
I still have plenty from the last harvest, but don't know what to do about all the squirrels and chipmunks. Any suggestions?
do you let squirrels and chipmonks nibble your nuts? ;D
Isn't that what I'm trying to prevent?
should you throw a net over yourself?
Won't they just chew a hole in the net if they want nuts?
could you use a mouse trap?
Do you have a better one?
are you asking me to share?
Well, you could share it, loan it, sell it, or just give it to me. Will you let me have it?
you bet.......how do you want it?
Which way will you let me have it?
#7000 :popcrn:
shall we put our heads together?
Will we be able to get them apart or will they stick together?
are you thinking of wrapping them in fly paper?
If that gets the job done, then why not?
will they do say two heads are better than one..........don't they?
As far as I know of. Did someone rewrite that saying?
why would they?
Are they trying to fix something that isn't broke?
if you're on a good thing, shouldn't you stick to it?
Yes, you should. What do you recommend, glue?
what is it you want to stick to?
Don't we want to stick to a good thing? :icon_smile_big:
yes we do? :lol:
did I do good?
Yes, you did? :smilielol:
This is how it works, isn't it? :lol:
I do believe it is? :icon_smile_big:
did someone get hit on the head?
Was they wearing a hard hat?
didn't it fly off in the wind?
Was it the hard hat that hit him in the head?
can we tell by the indentation?
has he got a soft skull?
Could we call him a softy?
wouldn't he get upset if you called him softy? bad meaning over here
Should he be wrapped in bubble wrap then to protect himself?
could we just call him crumpet skull instead? ;D
are you referring to me?
do you have a soft skull?
What's so bad about being a softy?
no but it certainly is pocked marked from all the bangs I've gotten under the car.......will that do?
Why wasn't you more careful under the car?
(could it be) because I don't have eyes in the back of my head??
if you had eyes in the back of your head could you see your own but?
Aren't females born with eyes in the back of their heads?
why do they ask us if their buts look big for then?
Isn't that an excuse to be mad at us guys?
do they need an excuse?
Why would they be mad at you for no reason?
aren't they just "naturally" mad at someone or something?
I think so, or could it be they're brainwashed at an early age?
should we white wash a wall today?
Is the weather fit for whitewashing?
what sort of weather do we need?
Would you white wash when its wet whereever we are?
wouldn't it just wash away?
Well, which weather would you whitewash with?
would the best weather be the right choice?
Which weather would Wally write down as the right weather choice for whitewashing?
why don't we just ask him?
Would you rather wait for his response?
how long do I have to wait?
Do you have enough time to skip a rope while you wait for his response?
couldn't I play hopscotch instead?
Can you hopscotch and skip a rope at the same time?
are you asking me to multitask?
isn't that what women do?
isn't that what they try to get you to do for them?
Doesn't your boss ask you to multitask as well?
isn't that what the word delegation was invented for?
Wasn't it to describe a womans' abilities in the household?
what if she's at the mall?
wouldn't that make her a good shopper?
so does that mean a good spender ?
have you checked your bank statement?
Shouldn't she have her own account?
isn't marriage all about sharing?
Yes, it is, but when was it marriage mentioned before your last post?
is this a trick question?
Did you get tricked into responding?
would it be prudent to say?
Why would it be?
why would what be?
Who would what be?
to be or not to be............isn't that the question?
are you a Mel Brooks fan?
It's good to be king...............isn't it?
(History of the World part one)
are they fagalas ? " no just merry" robin hood men in tights :lol:
could it be that they're not?
Have you thought they could be just idiots?
doesn't it take one to know one? :smilielol: :pity:
how would i know?
don't you know anyone you can ask?
Why not ask an idiot if those people are idiots?
what if the idiot doesn't really know?
isn't that the definition of an idiot?
is it?
What is the difference between an idiot, being stupid, and being dumb?
could you be dumb and dumber?
which is which?
Have you thought about the answer before asking your question?
which answer were you referring to?
aren't there too many answers to know which one is the right one??
How many of those are the right answer to the wrong question?
but couldn't they be the wrong answers to the right questions?
but are they really questions or are they just phrases with a question mark tacked on at the end?
How many people here know the difference between a question and a phrase?
I know I do? :lol:
Are you sure! :smilielol:
absolutely, ask my mrs.?
Ask my mrs? Why would she know?
do you have a mrs.?
Isn't she in a dream I had last night?
was I there too?
What would you be doing with my mrs. in my dream? :scratchchin:
can you make a suggestion?
Are you sure you want my suggestion!
is it a good one?
Are you on the edge of your seat to find out?
what if i'm standing up?
What are you doing standing up in your bed?
do i sleep standing up?
Is it better to sleep standing up, or upside down?
upside down is normal ;D but do i have a choice of sleeping positions?
Nope, you only have one choice. Can you make do?
must be the convict stock ,aussies can sleep anywhere. ;D can't they?
Aussies need sleep?
isn't it surprising?
Is anything surprising these days?
Can you be surprised?
would a surprise really be a surprise?
Would it surprise you if someone gave you a surprise?
i don't like surprises, do you?
You don't like surprise birthday parties?
is there cake?
What kind of cake would you like?
can i have the one with the girl in it ?
Is this what you want? :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5:
that would be really close , :D can i have one in red?
Are you wanting a cherry filled cake?
isn't the red i was talking about the hue of the girl not her clothes? :popcrn:
Are you looking for a Native American gal? She would be considered a redskin ;D
do they come with red HAIR ?
So, you want a cherry on top, am I right?
:drool5: thats the ticket ,where do you find a gal like that? :D
Shouldn't you go to Ireland if you want one of those?
so irelend is the land of good looking redheads then? thought they came over your way
Didn't they have to come from somewhere?
don't you wish you knew where?
Don't they come from the land of milk and honey?
do you mean England?
Are you saying that's where we should go?
i don't think I'd say that ,would i ?
Are you assuming I'm your conscience?
do i have a conscience ? :o
Would you listen to it if you knew you had one?
is that what the voices are?
How many voices do you hear?
is it possible to count them?
Can you count that high?
:lol: what are you implying?
:whistling: Is the 5th an option? :lol:
wouldn't that depend on what country you live in? here in oz they just lock you up until you talk :eek2:
Should we go by international law instead?
The 5th doesn't really work here unless you have a really good lawyer, or you are a witness and don't want to talk about it. Even then, you could be accused of withholding evidence, so it's a lose lose situation.
could they make you walk the plank? always thought you guys just pleaded the 5th and just walked :shruggy: ,movies again :scratchchin:
Are we still on the boat with the monkeys with paddles?
If it was that easy, everyone would do it. The only way out is to prove you didn't do anything, or cross your fingers and hope the judge and jury plays in your favor. Otherwise, you're doing time. :eek2:
isn't that freds boat?
Has he claimed ownership of the boat? If he has, he might want to rethink his decision. :lol:
does he own the monkeys?
How much does a monkey cost, and does he come with his own paddles, or do I have to buy them?
I mass produce them with paddles attatched so they don't cost much. How many would you like?
How long is the waiting list for one of these?
for you?
Shouldn't we talk about in general?
I suppose we should, shouldn't we?
Wouldn't that attract more potential clients?
why should I want clients?
don't you supply monkeys with paddles to the people at large?
Is there a large demand for monkeys with paddles?
wouldn't they come in handy if you had a boat without a motor and no sail?
I think they'd work alright. Does the consumer have to train them, or do they already know what to do right out of the box?
how does he get the monkeys in a box with all those paddles?
should I give away all my secrets?
don't worry about the paddles ,how do you get a monkey in a box without a fight? ;D
If you can get one monkey in a box, won't the others get in thier own boxes?
more than one monkey in the box,won't they breed? :D
Are you assuming the monkeys are not the same sex?
whoever said they were?
how would they breed if they are the same sex? :scratchchin:
Shouldn't you just put each monkey in its own box to save any worries?
wouldn't it be better to put each monkey on a boat instead of in a box?
if they don't have a box ,where do they go to go to when naughty ?
If they're on a boat, wouldn't you put them below deck?
wouldn't that depend on weather you had a "below deck" ? soggy monkeys :icon_smile_big:
if they're naughty........isn't that what the paddles are for?
Aren't the monkeys the one's with the paddles, instead of you?
can't they paddle one another?
could they paddle you ? ;)
I suppose you'd enjoy being spanked by a monkey, wouldn't you? :lol:
I prefer to do the spanking, wouldn't you?
should anyone be spanking the monkey ? :D
Do the monkeys like being spanked?
does anyone like being spanked?
doesn't that depend on who's doing the spanking and whats following? :icon_smile_big:
Looks like someone's getting kinky, doesn't it :naughty:
that's not with the monkeys, is it? :shruggy:
Did you have someone or something in mind?
I'm all ears :icon_smile_big: Aren't you?
Yes, I am, and I have popcorn. :popcrn: Do you want some?
is it buttered or cheese?
Either one, but I also have salted and caramel. Which would you prefer?
what are we doing with the caramel?
I believe I was mentioning the flavors of popcorn, but do you have other ideas for the caramel?
I certainly do.............can you guess?
Are you dipping apples in caramel?
yes but do you have the sticks?
Does it look like I have sticks?
"sticks" sounds bad ,does it hurt?
Isn't the caramel you have, sticky?
What caramel isn't sticky?
you know where you can stick your caramel?
no, where?
Where else would you put your caramel so you can use it other than covering apples?
could you apply it to your hair?
If that's what you want to do, sure. But, why would you want to?
would it stop my toupee from sliding off?
When did you get a toupee`?
after I lost my hair.......you knitted it for me,,,,,,,remember?
Could you remind me again?
That's a half baked question for sure? :icon_smile_big:
Am I right?
a knitted toupee, that would be like having a tweed jacket on your head wouldn't it? :eek2:
Could you say I suffer from short term memory loss?
don't know about you but i.....what was i saying again? ;D
Did you say something? :lol:
thought i did but i could be wrong couldn't i?
I doubt it. I should have been paying attention, shouldn't I?
if you were would you have heard what i said?
I would have, but would you listen to me as well even if I didn't have anything to say?
you'd have to speak up I'm slightly deaf but if you've got nothing to say why would you talk?
Can you hear me now? :smilielol:
what was that sound?
Where did it come from?
should I hazzard a guess?
Did it come from the dogs with whistles?
can you hear a dog whistle?
Isn't a dog suppose to be the only one's to hear a whistle?
can a dog even whistle?
Can a dog whistle if he has a whistle?
I'd like to see him purse his lips :smilielol: would you?
will he do it for a biscuit?
could he do it at all?
Can he do it if he sucked on a lemon?
can you do it if you sucked on a lemon?
what do you need to suck on a lemon for? just put your lips together and blow ;D
and then what will happen?
what do you want to happen?
Wouldn't you be blowing in the wind?
if you blow wind is that a whistle or a fart? :icon_smile_big:
Which end is it coming out of?
how many orifices do you have?
Could it be coming out of your ears?
if its coming out your ears isn't there something wrong?
Shouldn't we have the same number unless your a girl? :lol:
doesn't that fart too? :angel:
can you tell the difference between a burp and a fart?
don't burps smell bad?
Depends on what you ate, doesn't it?
what if you had shit for dinner?
wouldn't your burps smell like farts?
I'd rather not find out. Would you agree!
i'd have to agree,who wants to eat shit?
I've never met anyone, have you?
dogs eat shit, don't they?
Some do, but not all. I know which I'd rather have, don't you?
how can you make sure you choose the right dog?
Don't they take a test?
is that a taste test?
isn't good taste a personal thing?
Do you have good tastes?
do dogs have personal things?
why do you ask?
I believe a dog has it's own things, don't you?
does it make it personal?
Do you consider your opinion personal?
aren't opinions like assholes ? :yesnod: everybody's got one
Are opinions as bad as an asshole?
would that depend on who's opinion it was?
Can you recall an opinion that stank?
can't everyone?
Does everyone have a bad opinion?
that would be right from time to time wouldn't it?
Have you listened to everyones' opinion to really know?
That would imply that I was paying attention to them as they spoke right?
yeah right. what happened to the koala?
why do koalas have opinions?
Quote from: Fred on March 19, 2013, 08:24:41 PM
yeah right. what happened to the koala?
hey Fred would this be the wrong thread for koala speak?
Can't we talk about anything on this thread?
Quote from: Fred on March 19, 2013, 08:24:41 PM
yeah right. what happened to the koala?
Did someone hit a nerve? If so, I'm sorry :pity:
Shouldn't there be a limit?
Quote from: polywideblock on March 19, 2013, 11:30:44 PM
Quote from: Fred on March 19, 2013, 08:24:41 PM
yeah right. what happened to the koala?
hey Fred would this be the wrong thread for koala speak?
Isn't it open season on threads?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on March 19, 2013, 11:51:43 PM
Can't we talk about anything on this thread?
Quote from: Fred on March 19, 2013, 08:24:41 PM
yeah right. what happened to the koala?
Did someone hit a nerve? If so, I'm sorry :pity:
Not that I know of........all's well.
Are you gonna make me get a permit just to post in this thread like I have to get to go fishing?
can you have to much fun?
what's that got to do with the price of eggs?
Aren't eggs free if you have chickens?
don't you still have to feed them?
What if you just let them run wild?
would they then be feral chickens?
If a chicken stays at your place, is it feral? If it sticks around long enough, it's dinner :drool5:
could it just be a chicken in the wild?
What if you feed it on a regular basis?
would it be a tame one ?
Wouldn't that make it domesticated?
whats the difference between a domesticted and a tame feral? appart from taste :drool5:
domesticated lets you pat it, tame feral may prefer to pat you .......am I right?
would that be a gentle pat or a jump all over you pat?
I'm guessing it would hurt, do you agree?
Who wants to find out?
not me, do you?
Shall we draw straws?
is there a short one?
do i have to play ? i always loose :eek2:
Do you have another game in mind?
would "twister" be alright? ;D
how do you think that will end?
would it be a pile on the floor?
Would you rather play twister, or let the girls play and you can watch?
should we invite skip to play?
Would he play if we invited him?
do you have a crystal ball?
The gypsy stole it. Do you have another one?
mine exploded, what should we do now?
don't "crystal balls" make it hard to walk? :icon_smile_big:
I don't know, what do you want to do?
Quote from: polywideblock on March 20, 2013, 01:13:28 AM
don't "crystal balls" make it hard to walk? :icon_smile_big:
:smilielol: try sitting on them!
won't that put us to sleep?
would that be such a bad idea?
Didn't you want to take a nap so you can dream of beautiful redheads?
a naps not bad, but wouldn't you rather see beutiful redheads in the flesh?
will I be able to strike them?
is that your" thing"?
Are the redheaded girls playing softball?
or is that hardball?
Did you get struck out by one or did she send you to the showers? :lol:
wasn't it a foul ball? :icon_smile_big:
They never do play fair, do they? :lol:
do they have the concept of fair play?
I haven't met one that does, have you?
I've met one who does, what happened to her?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on March 20, 2013, 02:00:50 AM
I haven't met one that does, have you?
no,do they have their own set of rules?
Quote from: Fred on March 20, 2013, 02:17:14 AM
I've met one who does, what happened to her?
did you just get lucky?
does that make me unlucky now?
Do they still make them like that anymore? I want one
can you place an order?
If I do, will it get put on backorder?
can i have one to?
are you looking for a double whammy?
Isn't one sufficient?
are you willing to share?
Didn't know I suppose to share. Isn't there enough to go around€
then how can one be sufficient?
ok i'll take two, happy now?
not if I'm missing out........am I?
If I get one, and you get one, and everyone else that wants one gets one, won't everyone be happy?
is it possible that we'll all be unhappy?
are they still running with their own rules?
didn't the rules go out the window?
Don't they write the rules and don't tell us until we break them?
Quote from: Fred on March 20, 2013, 02:36:37 AM
didn't the rules go out the window?
anarchy ,are the woman are revolting?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on March 20, 2013, 02:37:57 AM
Don't they write the rules and don't tell us until we break them?
don't they just not tell you either way?
Aren't they in charge to begin with?
whose in charge?
do you let them rule?
Isn't the one behind the wheel of the charger in charge?
or is someone charging?
is it a rhino?
is it a bull?
Are they charging me or charging at me?
do you need recharging?
do you have the recharger?
Yes I do. Do you want to borrow it?
can i?
When do you want it?
I'll take "it" any time i can get it , as for the recharger? ;D
How bad do you want it?
how bad can you get?
Which end of the scale are you at?
that would be off the chart ,wouldn't it?
Are you setting records?
is there a record?
If there is, did you break it?
could i be a record breaker? :woohoo:
Is it in the record books?
:shruggy: do you have them?
I thought you had them. Am I wrong?
did you lose your keys?
Are you locked out of your house ?
no but how do I get into my man cave?
wouildn't that be through the door like everybody else?
well I sure as hell can't fit though the key hole can I? :icon_smile_big:
what about under the door? ;D
can I come down the chimmney?
wouldn't that be messy? :D
will you clean up the mess?
isn't that a job for someone else?
who will do it if not you?
I'm having a bit of a hard time staying logged in. We've got storms here and the power keeps going off every other minute........it's wreaking havoc with my pc.
ON top of that, reception's really bad thus slow and I'm not getting anywhere.
maybe stroker? are you finaly getting the much needed rain
he's not around to ask, did he go into the woods?
power's just come back on..................no, sadly very little rain just gusty damaging winds. But any rain is better than nothing. Maybe it's still coming.
is he knee deep in bear shit?
I'm in a lot deeper than that. Would you be willing to pull me out?
will i need a winch?
Is it strong enough?
how strong does it need to be?
Don't it need to be strong enough to pull me and everyone else who went down with me?
so who went down with you? ;D
Didn't you go down?
stairs?
Isn't the fastest way down is to fall down?
can i take the lift?
Are you going up or down?
does it matter?
Would you rather go to the dungeon or the penthouse?
doesn't penthouse sound beter than dungeon?
Would you prefer your ladies in black leather or in party dresses?
leather is great but how short are the party dresses?
Don't party dresses normally end midthigh?
i'v seen them shorter ,have you?
Not much shorter, but I'm sure they are. How much shorter would you like to see? :drool5:
that all ?
do you want more?
or would you prefer less? :D
is less enough?
can you ever get enough?
couldn't too much kill you?
How much less would you prefer?
any less and she wouldn't be here..........am I right?
She wouldn't be allowed in school, that's for sure. But, I can dream can't I?
wheres she from? I've got something I'd like to show her :yesnod:
can you show me instead?
Would you really want to see what he has?
would i want to show it to him? :eek2:
Would you rather show her instead?
could she show me instead?
Isn't that suppose to be her secret?
wheres the fun in keeping that secret?
Doesn't a girl just wanna have fun?
can i have fun to or are woman the only ones allowed ?
aren't you having fun now?
Are you implying that we're no fun :'(
isn't that a matter of perspective?
are you perspeculating now? or is that perspectivulating?
i'm confused, what did you say?
are you asking me to repeat myself?
Doesn't that happen a lot ? :rofl:
It sucks having to repeat yourself, doesn't it?
it's very hard especially if I wasn't paying attention to what I said in the first place, don't you think
do you think you could say it three times really quick?
1 2 3............will that do?
Works for me :2thumbs: Shall we continue on?
wasn't i talking about post #2712? :icon_smile_big:
Why do you want to backtrack? Did you lose something?
who has such a long attention span?
What did you just ask ?
isn't that in the past?
who's past?
were you overtaken?
was i under taken?
Who's the undertaker?
is it you?
has it caught up?
Did you try to leave me behind?
I thought you were ahead?
shouldn't you quit while your ahead?
If I'm ahead, why are you guys lagging behind?
when you're on a good thing, you should stick to it.........right?
is your name john?
No, would you like another guess?
how many do i get? "john laws" mortein add "when your onto a good thing stick to it"
it's not Rumpelstlitzken is it?
what about jack horner?
didn't he sit in the corner?
Sounds like you need to sleep on it, don't you think?
Or, you can read one of Fluffy's posts :2thumbs:
didn't i already do that justin?
who the hell is fluffy?
won't you have to do some investigating?
Why not ask the Kitty (Tuffy)?
did you give him to many clues?
I guess not. Do I need to be more clearer in the future?
Tuffy has it mentioned below his avatar not to call him Fluffy, or Francis
I knew that, I just wondered why would i want to read one of his posts?
He's ratted out my name a couple times yesterday, that's why I mentioned it. Anything else you want to know, besides winning lottery numbers?
ok
do you have the winning lottery numbers?
I'm sure I do. I just don't know what date I need to play them on :lol: How about you?
are you psychic ? :scratchchin:
if he was, wouldn't he know when to play his lotto numbers?
I didn't know you and fluffy were on a first name basis
are you rolling in it then?
who me?
Am I suppose to be?
We started chatting during the kikgas ordeal. We don't chat much, but if I have the opportunity to take a jab at him on the boards, I will. He does the same as well.
what are you supposed to be?
would i be talking to the psychic one?
Aren't most psychics phonies?
who's calling who a phony? isn't who on first?
isn't it whats on first who's on second?
Why would who make fun of himself/herself? :shruggy:
are they looking themsleves in the mirror?
would they have a complex?
is himself fighting with herself?
Does who have a split personality?
could that get nasty?
wouldn't they do a lot of making up?
could that get messy? :D
wouldn't that depend on which way they're facing?
if their arguing with themselves, which way are they facing?
isn't it best to turn your back on an argument?
doesn't that depend on if they have a knife or not?
Didn't anybody learn from Wild Bill Hickoks' incident?
:shruggy: what happened to him?
didn't he get shot in the back?
is that what happens when you turn your back on an argument?
He got shot in the back of his head while playing poker. He had his back facing the door defying his own rule. Somebody come in, walked up behind him, and fired. Have you ever heard of the dead man's hand?
no i haven't ,would be a pretty sucky way to go wouldn't it?
have you heard of Jack Mc Call?
Deadman's hand is a pair of 8's and a pair of aces, all black. It's the hand that Bill had when he was killed. I'm glad that type of event doesn't happen on a regular basis anymore, aren't you?
yes, but don't some people(not on DC.com) just need this? :yesnod:
what are you saying I need?
shouldn't you know what you need?
Do you need something that you don't need?
do you need to know what that is?
What is that?
I had a pair of queens last weekend why did I lose?
are you saying you lost your queens?
or did the queens loose you?
is anybody looking for them?
if they are did they find them?
if found......what will we do with them?
what do you think they should do with them?
should we try finding them at all?
do you want to?
maybe they're best left lost, could we look for something else?
hey i'm easy, what would you like to look for now?
have we found your marbles yet? :icon_smile_big:
have you seen them? :shruggy:
do you really need them?
do you think I've got enough left?
only shooters?
wouln't that be more like bonkers?
wouldn't more only weigh you down?
wouldn't they help me think straight?
shouldn't you leave thinking up to the horse? (it has a bigger head)
is that Mr Edd?
would Wilbur know?
Did you consider asking Charlotte first?
who want to speak to a spider?
maybe another spider?
has he got hairy legs?
Can he shave or wax them ? :smilielol:
why no tweezer them out one at a time?
you haven't found your marbles yet, have you?
what makes you say that?
tweezers? are you insane?? :icon_smile_big:
could it be that i just love that tingly feeling? :scratchchin:
do you feel tingly all over?
did i get bit by something?
did you bite yourself?
why would i bite myself? :eek2:
are you a vampire?
wouldn't you like to know? ;)
Will you pretty please tell me? :lol:
can't I have any secrets?
isn't that a big fat no if your married? ;D
does the wife want to know everything?
don't ALL woman know everything allready?
are you asking for trouble? :icon_smile_big:
how much more trouble can i get in? :cheers:
are you in trouble now?
wouldn't that depend on what you call trouble?
have you been naughty?
Isn't it better to assume you're always in trouble and be thankful that you're not?
who says I'm ever in trouble?
Can someone vouch for you to claim you're never in trouble?
doesn't trouble follow you around? how did you lose it?
did it fall out of my pocket?
has your pocket got a hole in it?
are there pockets in leggings?
Have you bothered looking?
how would I go about it?
Have you opened your eyes yet?
yes I have..........where am I?
aren't you in a very hot Victoria?
Darn, you're lucky. Oh wait, you meant the place, I thought you was talking about the girl :smilielol: Or, is that a dream?
would that be subject to which victoria your talking about?
isn't that a secret?
What other secrets does Victoria have? :drool5:
if i told you would it still be a secret?
Is it a secret in the fact that even you know?
if i know is it really a secret anyway?
If you're really the only one that knows, is it still a secret?
Sorry Fred :brickwall:
when is a secret no longer a secret?
have i missed something? :shruggy:
How long has it been missing?
is it still missing?
Should we continue looking for it?
who's going to give the go ahead?
its not me is it?
would you like it to be you?
I nominate Poly as leader to find it. Does anyone 2nd the notion?
why me? :shruggy:
because I second the motion don't I?
Do you recommend that we find someone else to give the go ahead?
do you want me to do it?
Do you have enough qualifications to do the job?
what if I lost them?
Let me guess, you left them by your marbles. Am I right?
are you referring to the marbles poly lost?
did you find my marbles?
If Poly lost his marbles, and Fred lost his qualifications, should I double check to make sure I didn't lose anything?
what else is there to lose?
Have we all lost hope?
how deep in shit are we?
how deep is the pit under the outhouse?
have you got a ruler?
I have a big stick will it do?
Along came Jones,,,was that not Ray Stevens? ( what are you going to do with that stick?)
is it wise to ask?
What would you prefer that he ask?
are you asking me?
would you prefer someone to tell you instead?
Isn't that suppose to be a secret?
whats a secret? :scratchchin:
Shouldn't you ask Victoria instead of me?
why would victoria talk to me?
Is there some reason why she wouldn't?
does she want to keep her secret?
Isn't half the fun trying to figure out her secret?
wouldn't you rather just dive in head first?
which head would you be talking about? :D
wouldn't any head do? :D
what sort of a girl is this Victoria?
Which kind would you prefer?
do I have a choice?
would i be greedy to say any kind?
Is this an instance where one is better than none?
aren't two better than one?
Isn't there a few instances where that statement is false?
can you name me one?
Would you rather have one lump or two? :smash: :smash:
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on March 27, 2013, 02:20:07 AM
Would you rather have one lump or two? :smash: :smash:
:2thumbs: is none on the list
Only if the substitution is a :nutkick:, is that what you want to do? :icon_smile_big:
can i go back to the lumps?
Would you like one lump of sugar in your tea, or two?
couldi have 4 and milk please :icon_smile_big:
I suppose you would like a crumpet as well. Am I right?
could i have Vegimite on toast instead?
I suppose that can be done, but you'll need to bring enough for everyone. Can you do that?
i can't see a problem with that ,can you?
It won't burden you, will it?
whats in a loaf of bread and a jar of vegimite?
should I hazzard a guess?
could you google it?
couldn't I just cut and paste it?
Will it stick?
do you need glue?
can you spare some?
How much glue do you need?
how much glue will do?
would a sniff's worth do?
isn't a sniff to much?
is less more?
is more less?
Is all things equal?
do you take it in your coffee?
I don't drink coffee. Is there something else I should put Equal in?
could you pt it in your milk?
:scratchchin: I've never had sweetened milk by itself. Do you recommend it?
post #7777 :icon_smile_big:
can't say that I do? :icon_smile_big:
How about your tea?
could you put it in your tea?
are two heads better than one?
Isn't it best to have unsweetened tea with a lemon?
why don't you have it with equal instead?
can i have 4 sugars and milk? :icon_smile_big: but don't stir it as i don't like it sweet
Are you sure you want 4 lumps? :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:
could I have four bumps instead?
What's the difference between a lump and a bump?
aren't bumps feminine?
Could you post a pic of a female bump?
don't they come in pairs?
what happened to 7777?
Don't baby bumps come only in one?
Could you be more clear on what you mean? I know I labeled mine just for the fun of it
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on March 28, 2013, 01:22:05 AM
Don't baby bumps come only in one?
Could you be more clear on what you mean? I know I labeled mine just for the fun of it
You said post #7777.........bit I don't see it. :icon_smile_big:
what about female bumps?
Do female bumps make lumps in male pants?
now do you know the difference between lumps and bumps?
Didn't I ask you the same question?
was I there at the time?
Wasn't you the one that answered after I asked the question?
don't boys have lumps and girls have bumps?
didn't we establish that in Reply #2950?
Shouldn't he have been on here so he would know the difference?
did i just want to say bumps again? ;)
are you looking for your marbles? :icon_smile_big:
did you find any?
would I tell you if I did?
who's marble have you got?
could it be Italian?
it could be anything you wanted, couldn't it?
What advantage would that offer?
is there no advantage to getting what you want?
will it make you happy?
is what you got what you really wanted?
what if I say yes?
would it mean your happy?
would he be slap happy?
does a slap make you happy?
I'm so happy! will somebody please slap me?
so you must be slap happy ,are you?
being slap happy hurts, how can I make it stop?
could you try not being slap happy?
should I do some slap stick instead?
curly or moe?
how about the keystone cops?
what about the Marx bros?
didn't they set sail with the monkeys?
don't monkeys + the marx bros = cluster f**k ? i wouldn't be on that boat if you paid me :eek2:
should we give them a good paddling?
Have you ever tried to spank a monkey with a paddle?
no, what happens?
Not for sure. I can't tell if they are lumps or bumps, but ended up with a bunch of them. What do they look like to you?
what does what look like?
Does it look like I got bumps or lumps for being hit by monkeys with paddles?
didn't you get bumps and lumps from falling off a hay wagon?
I can't tell the difference. Which is which?
a hay wagon has wheels and a monkey has paddles. does that help?
Which one makes you hurt worse?
isn't that woman?
is the hay wagon full when it runs you over? how big are the monkeys paddles? need all the facts :yesnod:
aren't the monkeys paddles inflatable?
won't the monkeys chew them?
Why would they chew on the paddles if they are chewing gum?
wouldn't they need teeth to chew?
like i said all the facts ,where did the gum come from?
Didn't you give them the gum to shut them up?
don't we all come with gums?........(it's only the teeth that are missing)
are they old monkeys
time stops for no one, am I right?
What if you have a time machine?
you'd be back then telling yourself to invest in microsoft right?
Why would you want to invest in Microsoft when you could have the opportunity to develop it?
doesn't that take a genius?
Being that you just figured that out, does that make you one?
hmm, do you think so?
If the next person disagrees with my statement of Poly being a genius, will you please stand up?
was I sitting down?
Are you sitting or standing now?
can you give me a clue?
Which character do you want to be?
are we talking nursery rhyme?
wouldn't you rather go in the woods?
No, there's a bear taking a dump in the woods. I'd rather be near the ocean, wouldn't you?
don't mind the ocean breeze, but getting burnts a bitch isn't it?
have you heard of slip.slap,slop?
what if your allergic to all that chemical crap?
can you cover yourself in zinc?
:smilielol: what and look like frosty the snow man?
Would you rather look like Jack Frost?
doesn't zinc come in many colours?
what and look like Peter Allen instead? :eek2:
how did you know I was thinking along those lines?
could i have guessed? :scratchchin:
couldn't you be a succulent leek?
Are you accusing Poly of spying on you instead of accepting the possibility of just reading your mind?
oh is that what he was accusing me of? :shruggy:
who me?
wasn't me ,was it?
who are you?
am i me or you?
if you're me.......who am I?
aren't you ,you?
is that possible?
it s not impossible is it?
isn't it impossible to know what is possible until it has been tried?
what?
isn't he on third?
wasn't it second, who's on first?
You lost me. Will someone come find me? :lol:
could you follow your marbles home?
Damn, I used breadcrumbs instead. Will those work?
as long as the monkeys don't eat them?
just how hungry are these monkeys?
Has anyone fed the monkeys lately?
didn't you just feed them bread crumbs?
wouldn't they prefer bananas?
what sort of monkeys are they ? thought they were blue ass baboons :icon_smile_big:
How can you id them?
can you check their mug shots?
Have they been drinking as well?
weren't they swimming in it?
Didn't someone tell the monkeys they aren't suppose to eat, drink, and then go swimming?
did they suffer cramp?
Should someone go and check on them to make sure they didn't?
are they down the well with pussy?
Who threw a cat in the well?
wasn't it some kid called timmy? :shruggy:
should we ask cock robin?
Timmy said Tommy told Tilley to toss the Tom to Tabitha. Is that what happened?
what?
when?
yesterday right?
Wasn't it Thursday or was it Tuesday?
could it have been Wednesday?
Who would know. Did you ask him?
is he on first?
didn't he run away?
Why did who run away?
was it because death was after him
was they chassing him?
Is Who trying to cheat Death?
if he does can i find out how?
Why would you want to live for eternity?
who said nothing about eternity?
what did who say to you?
What makes you think I'd listen to Who?
weren't they talking about your generation?
Are you saying my generation doesn't listen all that well?
what were you saying?
It'll cost you $171,776.98 for me to repeat it, + interest. Do you want me to repeat it?
don't you find repetition annoying?
Yes, I do. That's why I charge extra. Isn't that why they should pay attention the first time?
what if they have a short attention span?
How short?
who was it said or generation don't listen well?
is this turning into a dog day afternoon?
How can it be the afternoon at 1:34 am?
could it be that you aren't hangin upside down just going 5:30 in the afternoon?
Are you a little topsy turvy?
Do toilets actually rotate backwards down under?
:yesnod: :scratchchin: would your be backwards to us?
don't toilets flush? who has a rotating toilet?
Is it mounted on a carousel?
Does it have a bidet? If so, does it rotate backwards?
where can I get a rotating toilet?
would that be a roto poo ter
Are you sure that wouldn't be a rotothrone?
could you still shit straight while spining? think i'd get sick :eek2:
Wouldn't you get rid of lunch out of both ends? :lol:
would that be the easy empty loo?
can we skip to my Lou instead?
do you skip any where else?
couldn't he shuffle off to buffalo?
could I visit my sweet home Alabama?
Do you remember how to get there?
do i need a GPS ?
Does anyone even know how to use a GPS?
i don't own one do you?
How can I even afford one? :eek2:
has a gps ever given the right directions?
do you want to get where you don't want to go?
Would you rather go where no man has gone before?
will you call me captain ? (kirk)
Yes I will if you can deliver us safely to our destination. Can you do that, Captain?
will you beem me up ,scottie? ;D
Now, where did Scottie put that remote? :lol:
is it lost?
Did he leave it in space?
is it lost in space?
Has anyone found it yet?
if its found it will it still be lost?(in space)
Is there some other way of beaming you up without it?
wouldn't that depend on what i'm being beemed up? :icon_smile_big:
how will you get back down?
who said i want to get back down?
do you want to stay up there for ever?
up down in out isn't it all just a mater of perspective?
are you wearing rose coloured glasses?
i'm afraid they wouldn't work for me,would they?
is that the problem?
isn't anything only a problem if you let it be?
are you going into politics?
Would he do better or worse than the ones we have now?
i don't want to find out ,could you nominate someone else ?
Do you have a nominee?
do you want to step up?
Will I fall down the steps if I step up?
are the steps going up or down?
could they be the stairway to heaven?
are we in a time warp?
did you drink your beatle juice today?
Did you drink it at your casa nova?
no and i didn't have a Franknfurter either ,did i?
Do I have to take your word for it?
i guess you will won't you?
Was there anyone there with you to verify your information?
didn't the dish run off with it? or did the dish run away with the spoon?
Would the cow have seen it as it jumped over the moon?
I think Tuffy's bored.
wouldn't the cow have been out of range?
waiting for your response!
Could the dog have seen it while he was laughing?
In due time :D
dishes and spoons doing god knows what, what were these people on?
could they be on the move?
Which way was their wagons headed?
didn't they head off in mother hubbard's shoe?
I thought they was in her cupboard with the dogs' bones. Am I right?
what if you're not?
Are you accusing me of being wrong?
what if none of us are?
can't you speak your mind?
Wasn't I told to button my lip? :lol:
shouldn't you button your fly instead?
I lost the top button looking for Polys' marbles. Do you have a spare?
isn't it in the trunk?
Can I button your fly?
will you be using rubber gloves?
you haven't forgot the vasoline and the fish suit have you? :icon_smile_big:
are you planning to go swimming with the sharks?
not me :shruggy: it would be my greatest fear ,being turned into shark shit that is. wouldn't it?
can you use shark shit on your flower beds?
how close would you have to get to find out?
are you going in head first?
isn't the bath a bit shallow for diving?
can you do a belly wacker?
if i did would i have any bath water left?
I'd be inclined to say no..........how about you?
I'd have to agree with you ,wouldn't i?
don't you have a mind of your own?
don't you remember me loosing my marbles?
haven't you found them yet?
i'm still looking have you seen any?
No I haven't. Can you go to the butchers and buy some brains?
what good would brains do?
couldn't you make a yummy stew?
I'll pass on the brains :eek2:,wouldn't you?
could always do with more brains, don't you think?
wouldn't want them in a stew but, right? :eek2:
would you rather be in a pickle than in a stew?
Is a belly wacker the same as a belly flop?
Yes it is, do you want to give it a try?
will you go first and show us how? ;D
where's the tub?
I can't wait to see Denise Drysdale do her splash............from what I see in the preview, hers is a beauty!
whats ding dong doing this time? haven't heard anything about it
is she ringing someones bell?
New show coming to TV called Splash where celebrities will be diving from various heights in competition. Coming soon.
And Ding Dong does some sort of a new belly wacker that allows her face to hit the water before her belly does.
Which bell(s) is she ringing? :D
Not worth watching in my book :eek2:
wasn't mine was it yours?
you rang?
God yes, I'm going to watch it...........I want to hear her hit that water.
Are you Lurch?
don't think my voice is low enough ,what about you?
are you tall enough?
How short are you?
isn't that irrelevant?
Isn't that similar to the question you asked?
did I ask a question?
Did you get an answer?
so whats the answer?
What answer to which question?
which question do you want to answer?
Which question will get me off this merry go round?
why do you want to get off?
is your head starting to spin?
Don't other people want to ride the merry go round as well?
are you spinning me a yarn?
Would you prefer a rope instead?
what about a net?
Do you have a net available?
why? do you want to capture someone?
could it be a safety net?
Is someone falling?
could it be the autumn leaves?
is that wishful thinking?
is that what I should waste a wish on?
would you wish for Autumn?
Why would I wish for Autumn when Spring has just arrived?
Spring has just arrived?
Yep. I'll be mowing grass next week. Are you still buried in snow?
blue sky suns out, what happened to Autumn?
Is it missing?
could it be on holiday?
Was it scheduled to work this week?
isn't this the month that its suposed to start?
Is this month October?
its april isn't it?
If it's April, it's time for Spring. Or, has it sprung already?
isn't April Autumn?
isn't Autumn coloured?
Isn't Spring colored as well?
aren't the colours different?
Which colors would you prefer?
do the colours of the rainbow count?
Did you eat a bowl of Lucky Charms?
if I eat the charms, would I still be lucky?
Wouldn't you be unlucky?
is there a way around that?
Would it be best to have no luck at all?
but don't we all need a little bit of luck?
Am I mistaken that some guys have all the luck?
can you name names?
Whose name would you like me to name?
how about his?
who's he?
Is that him?
did i miss him?
Was he wearing a target? Montoya or Logano :smilielol:
did he go to Target?
What's at Target that he couldn't get at Sears?
cheaper goods perhaps?
Is cheaper better?
are we talking in the bedroom?
Isn't the bedroom about like Vegas?
do you mean that the house always wins and you leave pennyless? :icon_smile_big:
did you miss spell pennyless? :D :lol:
what ever do you mean? :shruggy:
am I losing my marbles?
do you need help finding them?
shouldn't you be looking for yours? :icon_smile_big:
weren't they lost under the lounge?
what in blazes were you doing under there?
Shouldn't some things be left unknown?
don't some people just have to know?
How about telling us how you lost your marbles in the first place?
wasn't it my ex's fault?
That would explain an empty bank account, but how would that explain your lack of marbles?
:brickwall: is this enough explanation?
Do you remember where you :brickwall:?
was it in the kitchen with miss scarlet and the candle stick? :D
If Miss Scarlet done it with the candlestick in the kitchen, what did was you doing? :rofl:
if i was there i would have been watching closely wouldn't i? if i was there :angel:
Was you watching or participating?
wouldn't i have to be there to do either or both ? ;D
Could you have been there only in spirit?
i think spirits would have to be involved wouldn't they?
Would a great story begin with a salad?
it would if you were a rabbit wouldn't it?
Still looking for the rabbit in the pic?
didn't i find him?
would you be the one to ask?
about the salad or the rabbit?
do rabbits taste good with salad? i like them with baked potato's myself :drool5:
don't you have to find it first?
going by your pics theres lots of other edibles stashed around the place, true?
should we do a hot pot with the lot??
would it be a mixed pot?
You're not planning on mixing the dessert with the main course, are you?
have you ever tried it?
that would depend on what IT was wouldn't it?
What it is or what it was?
or maybe what it could be?
Which is more better?
would it be diving in head first?
what if IT is a pool of sharks?
what if it's not?
if its not a pool of sharks what is it?
have you heard of toes to toes? :icon_smile_big:
would you rather be toes to toes or nose to nose?
which would do it for you?
It isn't toe to toe with a mad bear, is it?
you need to up the ante. can you do any better?
Would you prefer to be like Goldilocks and go toe to toe with 3 mad bears instead?
what about toe to knee in shit in the woods instead?
do you have a fetish for shit or do you just like the woods?
I, for one, put up with enough shit. Why would I, or anybody else, want more shit unless you're planting a garden?
if bears shit in the woods and you like to walk in the woods isn't walking in bear shit inevitable?
Are you sure bears shit in the woods? I saw one shit upstream from where you filled up your canteen.
was it one of the squishy bears?
yes, can you hear it coming?
How can you tell a squishy bear from a non squishy bear just by looking at it? He did leave something squishy though :eek2:
wouldn't you be able to hear it?
You're not paying attention. How can you tell a squishy bear from a non squishy bear just by looking at it?
Pierre wears a beret :icon_smile_big: you'll know him won't you? (http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/squishybears_zps20d48fbf.jpg)
you're right, I wasn't paying attention. will I get a spanking?
Do you mind if I let your Mrs carry out your punishment?
who's referring to punishment?
would it be just as bigger punishment to say no? :nana: whip me whip me,no!
do you like whipped cream?
Does it come with chocolate syrup and cherries or strawberries?
can it come with a razor?
are we back to bald beavers again? :D
Would not a natural beaver be better? :D
do you mean a hairy beaver?
Isn't that the way nature intended?
isn't nature a wonderful thing?
How could any one not love nature?
I love it very much, shall I count the ways?
Can you count that high? :icon_smile_big:
can you count anything high? :smilielol:
Would a countdown be more better?
who's leaving?
Doesn't he have to stay on first?
Shouldn't we wait for Fred to count the ways he loves it natural?
Would it not seem rude to interupt him?
I've finished counting, where were you?
so how many ways do you love it natural?
do you want me to start counting again?
i'd rather get back to the bald beavers :D is that alright with you?
Shouldn't you be on a different site for those?
wouldn't i miss all the fun then?
is there fun to be had?
Which would you prefer?
how about fun with beavers? :D
shall we leave it to Beaver?
Isn't he busy chasing beavers?
Would he know what to do if he caught one?
Should someone show him, or just let him figure it out?
isn't it more fun finding out?
only if you dive in head first.............agreed?
Is the pool deep enough to dive in head first?
head first, feet first, don't you get wet either way?
wasn't I talking about the beaver?
Isn't this getting old ?
Ron
aren't we all getting old?
aren't you only as old as you feel?
I feel firm, is that good?
is that good for the wife? :icon_smile_big:
should you put it to the test?
no thanks can i leave mine where she is? :slap:
is she in a nice place?
she would be as close to a crocodile as possible wouldn't she?or is that wishful thinking?
are you wishing for nice things?
is that for me or her?
isn't it for the Christmas list?
have you started yours?
I but whatever I want whenever I want, don't you?
Quote from: Fred on April 08, 2013, 10:26:20 PM
I but whatever I want whenever I want, don't you?
are you a billy goat? :smilielol:
:smilielol: looks like it doesn't it?
you don't own a bridge do you?
who's lucky enough to own a bridge?
:shruggy: must be someone somewhere mustn't there?
couldn't they own dentures instead?
would be a bit hard to get a car across wouldn't it? :lol:
Do you own London bridge?
no, do you?
Why would I want the liability of having a bridge?
so that you can chomp your way through lunch maybe?
How much beer can a bear binge if a bear was binge drinking during lunch?
I couldn't possibly take a guess, can you?
How much beer constitutes binge drinking?
should we ask an expert?
Do you know an expert?
I'm afraid I don't, do you?
How would you know an expert if he didn't have a drunk bear?
isn't poly the expert on bears?
It seems he knows more about bald beavers, don't it?
he seems to be an expert on all thing wild, doesn't he?
Is he related to Steve Irwin?
will never know because we can't ask Steve, can we?
i know i'd prefer a bald beaver to a drunk bear, wouldn't you? no i'm not a wanker
Could you ask Terri?
Do they still do a tv show down there? His daughter had one on right after he was gone, but all I get is reruns.
who? no show just the park i think
Didn't I mean Terri Irwin, Steve's wife?
It seems they're still doing tv and books, at least the kids are.
did you? he was the classic "watch this " fool :eek2:
Are you asking if I got lucky?
True, but he wasn't a complete idiot. I watched an old show today where he was messing with American rattlesnakes. He wouldn't hardly mess with them. They can be deadly, but not like some of the snakes over there or in Africa. He'd mess with those just fine.
did you?
Did I what? :icon_smile_big:
did you get lucky messing with a rattle snake?
or did the snake get lucky?
Doesn't the house normally win?
and you walk away pennyless don't you?
What if you don't play?
then you've got pockets full of penny's right?
What if Penny picked your pockets?
then penny would have her pockets full of your penny's right?
Wouldn't Penny have picked her own pennies if you picked Penny's pockets before Penny picked yours?
i can see where this is going can you see where this is going?
Would you rather set a new course?
sholdn't you ask the capin? arrr :2guns:
Who is the captain?
its not me ,is this a mutiny?
Who's in charge of the mutiny?
isn't who on first base? ;D
Damn :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall: He really gets around don't he? :smilielol:
so whos who really?
Any relation to Cindy Lou Who?
so who's Cindy Lou who to you?
Would you like a reminder?
do you think it would help? :yesnod:
Would it make me a Grinch if I didn't tell you?
theres nothing wrong with a hint is there ?
Would Dr. Seuss give you a hint?
did horton hear a who? dam his there too! :scratchchin:
Does Who live in Whoville?
wasn't it hooterville ? :D
hello! where am I?
if i'm here aren't you there?
If I'm not there.......am I lost?
does this mean that your not all there? ;D
Where is there?
are you asking too?
Who will answer, won't he?
is who checking out the hooters in hooterville? ;D
Are you sure Who is at Hooters instead of the Tilted Kilt?
i think he'd be happy at either. am i right?
Or, would he prefer Twin Peaks?
can you leap from one to the other?
or could you take a slow stroll in between? :D
The fun is in the trying, is it not?
isn't fun where you find/make it?
Can you buy the ingredients to make fun?
If so...where?
Expensive?
Money back guarantee?
Too many questions?
:cheers:
Quote from: Ram07 on April 10, 2013, 03:17:05 PM
Too many questions?
If this was true, this thread would not be here....yes?
was he playing with himself?
I thinking he was just questioning himself right ?
is he satisfied with his answers?
was that like talking to yourself and realy getting answers?
as long as you don't get in an argument with yourself ?
What if you're the only one that will answer your question?
would that be a one sided conversation?
Isn't that when she is arguing with you instead of you arguing with yourself?
isn't that being TOLD?
What's the diff?
can't you tell yourself to f*ck off with out the world ending?
The world is still here, isn't it? :lol:
i suppose it is isn't it?
Is it better when she keeps her mouth shut or when she's happy?
what about when there is no she to worry about?
Doesn't there come a time when you want a her when you don't have one?
could having no she around be a novelty, if you've had one all your adult life?
Is she a good she or a bad she?
is there a difference?
Doesn't that depend on the time of the month?
time of the month :RantExplode: who needs a time of the month?
that bad huh?
do you know the term "psychohosebeast"?
Should I look it up?
do you think you'd find it?
Yes, I did. How'd you ever get hooked up with one of those? :eek2:
could it be impetuous youth?
i was 17
Don't the youth do stupid things they'll regret later on?
I lucked out. I found out about the one I was interested in back in 8th grade. Never again :yesnod:
yes and doesn't it seem to go on and on?
shouldn't complain I've got three great daughters
Some never learn, do they?
Congrats :2thumbs: Hope I get to have a few, but not right now. I spoil everyone else's kids for now. Call it practice for the real deal.
would you call them gluttons for punishment?
Quote from: polywideblock on April 11, 2013, 06:35:22 AM
gluttons for punishment?
For some, it's a way of life.....or does it just feel that way?
could it feel different?
Is a person in full control of their destiny?
I don't think so, do you?
I don't think so either. So, should we make lemonade when life throws us lemons?
does sucking lemons make your lips pucker?
don't you have to pucker before you suck? :smilielol:
Which is worse, lemons or grapefruit?
what about limes?
What do you want to know about limes?
do they go well with gin?
isn't it tequila?
is it? says who?
How would one find out?
would you have to try it and see? :icon_smile_big:
Are you suggesting that someone should try it?
shall I be the one?
Are you willing to make a sacrifice for the team?
not much of a sacrifice is it? :cheers:
Not really. Should I have used a different phrase?
just completed the test.......do you want me to divulge the outcome?
How else will we know?
could you take the test yourself?
Do we have to pay for the results?
should I give them to you for free?
Will you?
what will I get in return?
Will respect and appreciation be enough for you?
what do you think?
I'm not you, so how would I know?
if we did a head transplant, would you be me then?
Wouldn't that only make a part of me/ most of you and a part of you/ most of me?
would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
Which part(s)? :slap:
do you need parts?
Are they the good parts or the bad parts?
don't everyone need some good parts once in a while? :D
Are you saying we should expect a bad apple every once in a while?
can't one bad apple spoil the whole lot?
can't we let the worms have the bad ones?
Why not use the worms to go fishing?
what shall we fish for?
how about whatever bites?
what if it's Parana?
aren't they supposed to be tasty?
might they think that you are tasty?
wouldn't i have to be in the water for that? :rotz:
isn't it possible you could fall in?
what if i ware a safety vest?
would you need a safety helmet to go with it?
:smilielol: would you lend me yours?
wouldn't I just be asking for trouble if I do?
does trouble follow you around?
only when I'm not wearing my helmet, still want to borrow it?
if I've got it, its you that would be worried. wouldn't you?
I got my own helmet as well. What is wrong with you getting one of your own?
don't helmet laws suck?
Don't you have a choice on whether to wear a helmet or not?
Australia=nannystate, didn't you know?
Isn't the only one, is it?
Seriously guys, the mods are pissed about the politics. I had a little discussion with one of them last night. He was not a happy camper. Can we just forget the politics? We let the politics ruin our everyday lives, why should it ruin it here? Lets stick to happy thoughts and Chargers. Isn't that what's important?
we can do that !can't we? :2thumbs:
Can all of us?
well theres bound to be some slips aren't there?
Can we pay attention to our slip ups to help prevent them? :2thumbs:
Will we learn from our mistakes?
doesn't history tell us that we do? :2thumbs: eventually
eventually....maybe?
we'll just have to wait and see won't we?
has playing the game helped with the typing? :2thumbs:
practice never hurts.....right? :2thumbs:
don't they say practice makes perfect? :2thumbs:
Works better then sitting doing nothing......right?
isn't being "proactive" a good thing?
What could be better?
did you see the ducks today?
where?
were they flying overhead?
can they fly anywhere else?
could they fly down south?
don't they fly North in Australia?
wouldn't they prefer to take the scenic route?
How well is their GPS?
Do you mean grated potoato soufle?
Does duck go well with the soufflé?
Isn't souffle better in France?
Shouldn't it be served with Chardonnay?
couldn't the waiter serve it instead?
Is the waiter capable of serving us to our satisfaction?
will you tip him if he isn't?
I thought I paid last time. Am I right?
You don't expect the waiter to pay, do you? ?
Is the service worth it?
isn't a meal + service extra? :D
Should we just skip the French dinner and go to Hooters instead?
wouldn't that be cheaper too? :cheers:
Couldn't you spend just as much money at Hooters as you would at a fancy place? At least you'd have more fun :drool5:
yea plenty of change don't they call it hooter money?
doesn't money make the world go around?
If you're out of money, does the world stop turning?
does it just seem so?
sometimes it seems like it will end...yes?
Not really. Never really been broke broke before. Been close. Should I try it?
i don't think it's recomended is it?
would having too much to drink seem like the world is going around?
did you know if you keep moving it slows down?
do you mean the drinking or the world?
how about both? :icon_smile_big:
will I fall off if it stops?
Aren't you suppose to have a safety harness on?
or do you have a safety helmet instead?
I have a saftey helmet, will that do?
didn't i just ask this?
Shouldn't you give him a break?
will a break hurt?
What are you breaking?
wouldn't it be better to ask poly? (you told him to do it)
so who wants what broken?
Why would you want to break something?
isn't that what you wanted?
Well, if you want to break something, go ahead. Will you have fun doing it though?
don't you have to clean up afterwards no mater how much fun you have?
Aren't you suppose to do it at someone else's place? :naughty:
it wasn't a good party if the furniture's not broke, right?
Aren't the cops supposed to be involved if it's a good party. Am I right?
depends on weather the neighbours were invited or not doesn't it?
Will the party be pot luck?
What kind " pot " luck are we having ? :D
Should I bring a salad or dessert?
does any good story start with a ....salad?
it does if your a rabbit doesn't it?
I thought all good stories started with :cheers:....yes?
do you mean cheers or beers?
what do you think these little guys are knocking together? :cheers:
Is that Kool-Aid?
Why does the Kool Aid guy always break through a wall shouting "Oh Yeah"....could he not use a door?
Ever wonder how many kids had nightmares from that damm thing?
no....have you?
are you asking if I have nightmares?
doesn't everyone?
how bad is everyones elses?
would it involve clowns?
wasn't IT a good movie? beep beep Richy
did IT give you nightmares?
if i said that i don't dream would you think i'm strange?
would you be strange even if you do dream?
do you have strange dreams?
would dreaming about you be considered strange?
you don't dream about me!do you? :scratchchin:
do you think I'm strange or something?
its something, isn't it?
how did you guess?
do you think me lucks improving?
have you tried winning lotto?
does the RSL art union count?
have you won that yet? (I bloody well haven't and we've been playing forever)
Will you give me the right numbers to play?
I've been playing for years ,don't know anybody that's won it .do you?
I thought that's why I met you. Did I pick the wrong person?
if your looking for lotto numbers that would be a yes. wouldn't it?
Haven't you figured out how to change your luck?
would the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow help?
I've got a rock . do you think it will work?
maybe you need to find your marbles if you think a rock will do, don't you think?
i found a rock ,i'm doin prety good aren't i? ;)
Can you tell the difference between rocks and marbles?
did the rock land on you head?
didn't I tell you to wear your safety helmet?
aren't marbles the ones that roll ?
where did they roll to?
Wasn't it rocks that roll?
didn't the ones that roll do it under the lounge?
What were they doing under the lounge?
were they looking for MoparManJim's ducks?
Wasn't the dux under the vibrating couch?
wouldn't you rather be on the vibrating couch?
Wouldn't a heated chair be more better?
what would you want a hot sweaty but for?
Doesn't a little heat help a sore back?
do you mean deep heat?
could it be he means deep in the woods?
the woods with the bear shit that's knee deep?
are we sinking fast?
would snow shoes help?
I think it's hopeless, don't you?
Shall we just all jump on the next plane?
where is the plane going to?
Does it matter?
Do you want to end up in the wrong place?
wouldn't be the first time, would it?
can a lesson be taught?
possible.....but often lessions are.....ignored....yes?
Do you have lessions?
Is spell-check working?
Can lessons give lessions?
Do lesions on the brain come from too many lessons?
Doesn't it sometimes feel that way?
can you feel your brain?
no brain, no pain, I have been told......make sense?
can we make whoopie instead?
do i get a choice of who i make woopie with? :icon_smile_big:
isn't it first come, first serve?
hope your more selective than that,aren't you?
whose selective at 4 in the morning?
i'm selective ALL the time, aren't you?
does that get you anywhere?
it means i'm making the choices ,doesn't it?
did you know that making choices can leave lesions on the brain?
wasn't it lessions?
and spell check HAS been letting afew wrong words through lately
lessons in lessions?
i hate lessons don't you?
do they give you lessions too?
can they give you anything else?
I believe it's lesions.........but I for one don't have time for spell check. My internet service is so slow it's hard enough keeping up with the posts without wasting time on spell check
could they give you knoledge?
i need spell check :2thumbs: but some time the conection is so slow i't like theres room for one and were both trying to use it :eek2:
lesions is correct?
[I use spell check on my e-mail and then copy and paste for anything over a few words. Much more reliable for me.....and doesn't time out on me either]
isn't knowledge hard to come by?
That would take way too long for me. I've got to be really quick off the mark if I want to get in on the action. No time to waste.
Of course, that does work well if you're quoting but then you have time anyway.
depends on the knowledge, does it not?
does having knowledge make you a know all?
it does some.....but not me, right?
if your a know all does that mean that you know all?
that would be my guess but how can we be certain?
would you have to find another know all to tell us?
should we put the question to stroker? :smilielol:
would you get a good answer?
does it have to be good?
wouldn't a good answer be better?
would any answer do if a good one isn't available?
who wants a bad answer?
don't some people settle for what they can get?
desperation can make people do funny things can't it?
do you laugh when people do funny things?
doesn't life make you laugh?
love the puddle next to the bus stop :icon_smile_big:
is life just one big joke?
that's sick!...........me too :lol:
isn't life what you make it?
we have an esplanade right on the beach/rocks and when we have big seas they break over road, makes for some very amusing scenes
Do you have enough Life to make for a pleasant breakfast
what are you going to do after breakfast?
What all do I need to get done after breakfast?
shouldn't you stay out of the water after breakfast?
I don't remember being in the water. What happened to me?
I'm just giving you a warning.......isn't that nice of me?
Should I just stay in bed today instead?
could you just not go down to the sea?
How can I watch the ships roll in if I'm not by the sea?
could you do it by sitting at the dock of the bay?
Wouldn't I be wasting time?
I currently have the song in the cd player in the car. Top Gun soundtrack :2thumbs:
Isn't that what you do when you watch the tide roll away?
Good one :2thumbs:
Wouldn't it be closer to watching the fire die out?
maybe you could catch some crabs?
I think she'd rather see sea shells by the sea shore. How can I get her to go catch crabs instead?
would you really want her to catch crabs? :D
:smilielol: How can I make crab salad without crab?
could you go to the fishmongers instead?
Does he have a good looking gal there selling crabs?
is there a difference between selling and giving them away?
Is he selling the crabs and giving the gal away?
he's not selling the gal and giving away the crabs is he?
Which is the better deal? If he's giving the crabs away, it's for a reason
I'd be wary of anybody that wanted to give me crabs,wouldn't you?
Yes, I would. I'd also be wary of someone giving his gal pal away as well. How many freebees come turn out positive unless it's a cookie at the store?
theres always a "reason" isn't there?
Wouldn't it be better if there wasn't one?
I got an old friend running again :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
but don't you think sometimes having a reason is just as good?
:2thumbs: :cheers:
having a reason is good, or having a good reason?
shall we reason this one out?
can we find the real reason?
will that give us a headache?
It may, do you have aspirin?
I have a box full, would you like some?
Is it possible we will need a boxful?
Better safe than sorry, right?
Will we be sorry later on?
why be sorry at all?
Did you break your momma's favorite vase?
no wasn't me :misbehaving: did you?
isn't that you hiding the evidence?
Are you going to blame the dog, the cat, or the sis?
would you believe any of the above?
Which one would be the most likely culprit?
are we talking chewed boots?
Do you want to be blamed for breaking mom's favorite vase?
I don't want to take the blame for anything, do you?
dont blame me i wasnt there! was it the dog? :icon_smile_big:
How did the dog break the vase?
did he wag his tail at it?
How could a dogs' tail break the vase if the vase was on a mantle?
who says the vase was on a mantle?
Did someone else move it before it got broke, and not notify me?
I put in on the coffee table, didn't I tell you?
Nobody told me. Who was suppose to?
wasn't it a real big dog? :icon_smile_big:
So, did the dog actually break the vase, or are we just blaming the dog? :misbehaving:
what vase? :icon_smile_big:
You wanna ask your momma that? :smilielol:
you may not like the answer....yes?
answers can be very helpful can't they?
even if you do not want to hear it?
isn't it the truth that hurts?
do you agree sometimes we need to hear it?
Don't the paddle hurt just as much if not worse if you don't tell the truth?
are they being wielded by the monkeys?
Whose paddle hurts worse, moms or the monkeys?
where did the monkeys come from?
aren't they a figment of my imagination?
You mean you don't know the saga of the monkeys with their paddles and the brothers?
would that be from Fred's head?
you know it is, don't you?
The monkeys have paddles. They're on a boat with the Marx bros. You Spot the cat while looking for the lost ducks while sitting on a vibrating couch. And beware of the grey thingy. Did I miss anything?
did you forget BOOBS?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on April 17, 2013, 01:17:18 AM
The monkeys have paddles. They're on a boat with the Marx bros. You Spot the cat while looking for the lost ducks while sitting on a vibrating couch. And beware of the grey thingy. Did I miss anything?
Yes, that female spy that had us running in circles when we were in the trenches with skip and Jim (nvrbdn)..........her name escapes me.
she was before my time. How about an update?
was that what she had?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on April 17, 2013, 01:25:03 AM
she was before my time. How about an update?
No,No that's the night you joined in for the first time. We had two threads going simultaneously....mine (please please help..........I lost my grey thingy and don't know where to find it) and skips , can't remeber what his was called. We had to save him from being carted off to the funny farm......Shirley Temple and animal crackers and all that.
CHRIST! THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD ON THIS FORUM.
Who was there to find out?
I'd have to spend some time looking through my profile. Being mine is shorter than yours. That was quite a bit of fun. I wouldn't mind doing it again.
will anyone own up?
I think you just need to go back pretty much to the beginning. That was some mad shit.
Will the same person admit to breaking the vase?
was the vase really broken?
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hasn't anyone told you, you can never go back?
what are you on about?
Are you saying you can't go home?
Here you go Poly. Enjoy the read :smilielol: You have to read both at the same time. Wild night :smilielol:
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95505.msg1092975.html#msg1092975
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95480.75.html
is to much reading bad for your eyes?
5 Minuit's worth has given me a headace :eek2:
Quote from: polywideblock on April 17, 2013, 02:10:29 AM
is to much reading bad for your eyes?
5 Minuit's worth has given me a headace :eek2:
Yeah, you had to be there on the night to know when to skip from one thread to the next and back again. We were going flat out.
Quote from: polywideblock on April 17, 2013, 02:10:29 AM
is to much reading bad for your eyes?
only if the lights off, what do you think?
Why would you read without the lights on anyway?
Wasn't it kind of hard to keep track of what was going on that night anyway? :smilielol:
is the book in braille
who needs lights when you're having sex?
How else are you gonna light a smoke?
isn't smoking bad for you?
isn't everything bad for you?
is that why we like it?
isn't bad good? :D
Does that make good, bad?
doesn't the saying go "when she was good she was very good and when she was bad she was excellent"? :scratchchin:
did she live up to the saying?
does anything really match your expectations?
Should we start reading the fine print?
why is it called fine print? is it something special?
Doesn't the fine print hold all the consequences?
that's a big word isn't it?
Is it harder to say or to spell?
if your lexdycsic that would be both wouldn't it? :icon_smile_big:
how would you go with sign language if you're dyslexic?
would you pick your nose instead?
shall I send you a postcard when I'm up there?
I've done that before, have you?
just remember if you pick make sure you flick cause if you lick your sick, am i right?
what else can you do with it?
don't some think its a delicacy?
Don't you mean......"think it's delicate"?
I have a delicate cycle on the wahsing machine, do you?
is that for your "frilly"bits? :icon_smile_big:
will it give my frilly bits a bit of a thrill?
will you fit in your washer? set to spin and enjoy :lol:
Could this be considered good, clean, fun?
will I be hung out to dry if I answer?
did you have fun?
why wouldn't he?
What if someone else was in his washer, would he still have fun?
wouldn't I be having double the fun?
Do you have more fun observing or participating?
do you have to ask?
Didn't I ask?
what if they got stuck?
[interesting 911 call]
Should we use butter to get them free?
would that not be considered kinky?
Have you experimented with butter before?
who can resist butter?
why doesn't butter melt in my mouth?
How hard is it?
to melt butter in my mouth do you mean?
How hard is the butter, period?
you are not asking how hard other things are......are you?
rocks are hard, aren't they?
Aren't gems harder?
why don't bricks float?
I can make bricks float, can't you?
But can you make a brick shit house float?
Why would you want a brick house to float?
wouldn't it be a good way to keep my feet dry?
do you have wet feet?
Shouldn't you stay on dry land?
does it matter when your in the out house?
Did someone tip the out house while you were in it?
have you seen this happen?
No, have you?
have I what?
Have you been in an outhouse while it was tipped over?
are you asking if I've ever over tipped?
Did you tip too many causing you to tip over?
is it possible I tipped forward instead?
Which is more likely to happen?
if I wear lead shoes will I be able to prevent either?
Are the lead shoes heavier than you?
i'v got a lead foot will that do? :icon_smile_big:
Will it help you stay on both feet?
keeps my ass in the seat,will that do?
Would you rather yours went somewhere else?
Aren't there some that try to lose theirs?
finders keepers.......losers weepers??
Sounds serious....is yours weeping?
It's not because of the grey thingy, is it?
does grey thingies make it weep?
wouldn't you weep if you lost yours?
Mrs skip has got it and she won't give it back. :'(
Will you want it back after she's done with it?
depends what she's using it for....yes?
What is she using it for?
If you want to get caught up on what the grey thingy is :smilielol:
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95505.100.html
you'd think I'd know, wouldn't you?
Do you know what she's using it for, or just have an idea?
If I knew, would I want it back?
Do you really want it back?
how can I live without it?
Are you getting by now without it?
I'm not sure, are you?
How am I not supposed to know?
aren't two heads better than one?
What if both heads are at a disagreement?
doesn't one head control the other?
should you let your left head know what your right head is doing?
are you sure you don't mean big head and little head?
Is that why gals think guys are nuts?
seems a likely reason, don't you think?
should we settle for squirrels?
Are squirrels better than chipmunks?
which love nuts more?
Won't we have to conduct an experiment to find out?
should you hold a pole ?
who like nuts more
woman
squirrels
chip monks
:2thumbs:
but who will be the guinea pig?
what about cockatoos?
Shouldn't we leave the less important and humiliating polls to Tufcat? :icon_smile_big:
would a nut cracker come in handy?
Didn't you put yours away at Christmas?
don't I need it every day?
Do you enjoy nuts everyday?
can you name me someone who does?
Yes, I can. How about you?
the question is not who likes nuts, but who cracks theirs?
did you just hit the nail on the head?
Aren't you glad you didn't hit your thumb?
don't I need that to pull out a plum?
Are you wanting a plum or are you just plum crazy?
couldn't I be sublime instead?
Is that what you prefer?
actually I prefer the lime light.........how about you?
plumcrazy sounds better, don't you think?
have you spun off into orbit?
would I get dizzy?
are you seeing stars?
Would you like to see some?
will you use a rolling pin?
Won't the mrs need that?
do the women of today even know what a rolling pin is?
(my mrs. excluded)
Are you implying that most women in todays' world don't do good ole fashioned home cooking any more?
thats the way it looks isn't it?
that's the way it is, isn't it?
It's a shame, isn't it?
who's shout is it?
I don't know. Would you like to nominate someone?
aren't there any volunteers?
Do you know anybody that would be willing to step up to bat?
would it want my blood?
Is this a vampire or blood sugar tester? Not really much difference :lol:
could it be a fruit bat?
Fruit bats don't eat blood, do they?
don't they need a little liquid to help get their food down?
Isn't that why they drink the fruit juice instead?
what do they have with their mixer ?vodka?
Do you need vodka in the mix?
would you drink it without the vodka?
The question was not would I.....the question was vodka needed?
could rum be a substitute?
Would depend on how well one likes rum.....yes?
aren't bats into bloody mary's?
are you suggesting bats might like rum too?
if they don't, can I claim it?
would it be worth fighting the bats for it if they did like it?
do these bats bite?
don't all bats sink their teeth into food?
depends on who wanted the rum more?
is the rum worth rabies?
Can you order a rum and rabies at the bar?
:smilielol: :eek2: i don't think that cocktail will catch on ,do you?
would it be tempting to another bat?
Wouldn't a bloody Mary be more suitable to a bat?
shall we have a party and find out?
been there, done that...........#3959
Will there be a disco ball and strobe lights?
Are you accusing me of being a copycat?
couldn't we parade around in the dark instead?
YES! :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't we be blind as bats then?
I thought great minds think alike? ;)
should we try being drunk as skunks instead?
I'm the first to admit two heads a better than one.
I don't stink like one, do you?
like a skunk or a drunk? :icon_smile_big:
Is there much of a difference? :puke:
doesn't a skunk have a white stripe down its back?
Not always. The ones without the stripe are the ones that are hard to spot late at night. Have you seen one without the stripe?
you mean the scum that comes out of the woodwork?
Didn't you call the maid to do the housework?
didn't I have to give her the flick?
Why didn't you get a replacement first?
I tried but nobody would have me?? :icon_smile_big:
and whos fault is that?
do you want to hear my side of the story?
will it make me want to :'(?
Does your story have a happy ending?
is there such a thing?
Are you saying a person hardly ever lives happily ever after?
you have never heard of getting a happy ending?
isn't that for fairy tales?
I've heard of it, but does it happen?
you have to be careful where you ask for one....understand?
can we ask the brothers Grimm?
Where's a good place to get one?
where's a good place to get two?
how much are you willing to pay?
can't I have it for nothing?
you can try.....do you think your charm is enough?
obviously the maids don't think so, I haven't been able to replace the one a sacked remember?
I had Lucky Charms for breakfast, does that count?
what good are they to you if you eat them?
Doesn't eating Lucky Charms make you lucky?
not if you shit them out at the other end........right?
Are you saying your luck runs out eventually? :smilielol:
a politicaly correct way of saying it....yes? :2thumbs: :smilielol: :smilielol:
Should we be more politically correct?
where's the fun in that?
Wouldn't mockery be the best fun of being politically correct?
you mean like baa baa multicoloured sheep?
does anyone else hate politically correct?
don't most?
if most did.....would there not be less of it?
if the less than most weren't in the most powerful positions,that might be so mightn't it?
possible?
What ever happened to majority rules?
whatever happened to majority? who did she lose her virginty to?
(http://serve.mysmiley.net/adult/hump.gif) (http://www.blueislandsdiving.com) Does that answer your question?
was it mr man? :scratchchin:
Are you sure it wasn't his brother?
does Dick have a brother?
Do you even know Dick?
Isn't he always by my side?
is he like the monkey on your back?
or maybe he's more like a thorn in my side?
Aren't you glad it's not a thorn if your foot?
what would that feel like?
Would you like to find out?
couldn't you find out for me?
I already know how good it feels. Isn't it your turn to find out?
couldn't you just tell him?
Why don't you tell him?
can somebody please tell me?
Wouldn't you prefer a first hand experience?
do you have a hand to spare?
and while you're down there :smilielol: :smilielol:
Would you like to be dealt a new hand?
will it be the winning hand?
Isn't every hand a winner?
would you prefer a slow hand?
Does it come with an easy touch?
is it gloved?
What kind of glove would you like?
I rule with an iron fist so do you suppose a gauntlet would do the trick?
Isn't there always someone with a bigger hammer? (http://serve.mysmiley.net/fighting/fighting0061.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)
how many flies can you squat with a bigger hammer?
how quick are you with hammer?flies are quick ;D
would I be right to guess none?
i don't think you'd be wrong,do you?
what can I hit with my big hammer?
would that be your thumb?
did you hear me yell?
was that what that was?
Are you sure that wasn't the screech of an howler monkey instead?
Yes, I have killed a fly with a framing hammer :2thumbs:
whats up?
isn't Fred showing us how quick with a hammer he is ?
should I read past posts?
you think it would help?
Would it hurt him to read past posts?
Do you think it's a good idea to start from the beginning?
Do you really want to start this all over again?
Not me, don't think I need to.....but others?
I can't speak for them. Shouldn't they pay more attention.
can you learn anything from paying attention?
Isn't it the only way that "paying" doesn't acually cost $$$?
are you saying I can get something for free?
how much does it cost to "pay" attention?
can you give me a clue?
can you figure it out yourself?
didn't I lose my grey thingy?
you can't find it?
did I lose something?
don't you pay with your time when you pay attention?
can I pay with the marbles I found instead?
are you paying or playing with those marbles you found?
I'd like to pay with them but as they belong to you, would you like them back now?
have you been under the lounge?
do you want to know if I felt good vibrations?
Not really, but won't you tell me anyway?
why should I tell you if you don't want to know?
Wouldn't it be polite of me to sit and listen to you even if I don't want to?
I sure wouldn't, would you?
Yes, I probably would. Should I change?
what do you want to change in to??
I think you should have your own changing room, don't you agree?
how small is yours?
When it's hot or cold? :icon_smile_big:
should I dare say hot?
How hot is it?
about 21 inches hot??
Isn't it bigger than that?
are you fooling yourself?
Why would I do that?
to put a smile on your face?
Really?
wouldn't that make you happy?
how easy is it to fool yourself?
Can it be done?
why are you asking me?
Don't you have first hand experience?
Don't I need both hands to lug mine around?
Are you that weak?
There's a bit of weight in a 21 footer you know??
Are you Samson or Hercules?
wouldn't I prefer to be me?
Is that the best person to be?
with the tool I'm carrying around, I think so, don't you?
Shouldn't you put your tool back in the tool box or are you still using it?
don't I need it every other hour?
Do you use it every other hour on the hour?
I have to if the monkeys insist don't I?
Does it help keep the monkeys from using their paddles?
do you use your tool on monkeys? :eek2:
aren't I building them a boat?
what are you making the boat out of ?
would the spare paddles do?
Can we have monkeys without paddles?
would they then be apes?
Would they be gaping apes?
what if we had gaping holes?
would we be knee deep?
are we treading grapes?
what would be falling out of the gaping holes you were talking about?
can I think about that for a bit?
you could be knee deep if you don't think quick,don't you think?
are you saying I'm in quicksand?
it would be more like what the bears leave in the woods wouldn't it?
is that why you went in feet first?
better on your feet than your head right?
aren't most heads full of shit already?
:lol: would that depend on what sort of shit they were full off?
doesn't most shit get you into trouble?
what if you've got your shit together?
would that leave you bogged down?
is that what laxettes is for?
don't they come in flavors, so it even tastes good?
good taste bad effect ,right?
Does it not depend on the affect you need?
if you were trying to crap like a goose they would be good ,right?
when things come to a screeching halt, you need to do something to get it started, right?
What does it take to get things started?
If you would kindly check post 4136?
Let me guess, you want to :slap:, right?
do you?
who me?
Isn't who on first?
who....him?
is he him?
He's not a she is he?
is it the one on first?
isn't who on first? ;D
Is he still there?
is that dedication to duty or what ?
Could it be no one told him he can leave?
isn't that called mushroom syndrome?
Is he growing fungus while he's there?
isnt it kept in the dark and fed on bull sh*t?
isn't that the normal way?
is it the modern way?
Don't you think it's been that way a long time?
to long perhaps?
Have you come up with a newer way of doing it?
no ,have you?
Do you have any recommendations or suggestions?
Always. The question is would they be appropriate for this forum?
aren't some things better left unsaid?
there always a time and a place...right?
true but maybe here isn't the place ,what do you think?
would you be surprised if I agree?
I'm surprised when anyone agrees,aren't you?
could it be I'm so smart, everyone wants to agree with me?
are we back to square base one?
Why did you cross out square, and put base?
change of mind?
isn't a change as good as a holiday?
wouldn't a change be permanent, a holiday is not?
can't you change things back?
I've had no luck so far....have you?
I HOPE to CHANGE things back, don't you?
back to when?
before things were changed for the worse, do you understand?
would it not be too late?
to late for what?
I don't know, do you?
is the 80's far enough back?
do you think we need to go back that far?
wasn't that the last time everybody was in a party mood?
didn't we just party last night?
Is there something wrong with having another party?
I don't think so..........do you?
I don't think so either. What do the neighbors think?
does anybody care?
Does Karen care if anyone cares for care bears?
I'll ask her..........where is she?
Isn't she right there?
am I going blind?
Could it be that she's in camouflage?
shouldn't I be able to smell her?
I thought you have a stuffy nose, am I mistaken?
what does she small like?
don't ask me, I have a stuffy nose, remember?
Was she wearing perfume or just got done exercising?
was it eucalyptus or pine o clean?
Wasn't it the Pine with a touch of lemon?
i thought it was lime, wasn't it?
Could it have been both lemon and lime?
could that have been it?
What is a girl doing smelling like pine, lemon, and lime?
was tequila involved? ;D
Doesn't tequila make her clothes fall off?
which brand is that? :naughty:
How many varieties are there?
His and Hers?
which one has the worm?
Could it be the early bird gets the worm?
can the earlier worm flip the bird a bird?
could we flip a coin instead?
do you want heads or tails?
could I have a drumstick?
what about a cornetto ?
And WTF is a cornetto?
isn't it an ice cream?
I have no idea....could be a good reason to ask?
have you never had one?
It would help if I knew what it was , would it not?
[You mentioned ice cream......so is it that, or are you pulling my chain and it's really a car or something?]
Quote from: dyslexic teddybear on April 26, 2013, 09:18:30 PM
It would help if I knew what it was , would it not?
[You mentioned ice cream......so is it that, or are you pulling my chain and it's really a car or something?]
It really is an icecream
Streets cornetto............like Peter's drumstick.
where have you been all your life? :icon_smile_big:
Lost and confused, don't you think?
That's what we call a drumstick and has nuts on a chocolate topping. Love um :2thumbs:
Curious....do you have maple syrup there?
seems that way sometime doesn't it?
sorry about icecream mix up we have peters drumstick and streets cornetto both with nuts, yes we have it in a bottle not that popular, its hit or miss. also have golden syrup from sugar cane
At my age, I should be used to it, should I not?
No need to apologize, it's expected there will be differences. As to the maple syrupy, I am curious, imitation or real maple.....cuz there's one **** of a difference. Your mention of cane syrup kinda makes me think it's not available there. Or if it is, it's not the same as what I like....Vermont Fancy grade.
everybody expects it sometimes don't they?
not corn syrup made from sugar cane (golden syrup) think its one step on from molasses. only tried the one in the bottle probably fake ,left an after taste. I'll have to look next time I'm at shops
life goes better if you don't take it too seriously, yes?
If it left an aftertaste...had to be fake. Vt fancy grade is nectar of the gods. :yesnod: :2thumbs:
do you mean just take it as it comes?
less worries, more laughs.....is better?
isn't laughter supposed to cure a lot of ailments ?
Are you saying laughter is the best medicine?
that could be it , couldn't it?
what if it's not?
would you get worse?
where would I find him?
is he lost?
don't you know where he is?
Does he know he's lost?
if he doesn't know he's lost is he really lost? :scratchchin:
Do you know if he's lost or not?
if he's not lost is he found?
If he's found and you're lost, does that make both of you lost or found?
would that be found and lost , could we just call it confused?
Am I confusing you or are you confusing you? :lol:
or are we all confused together? ;D
Are you confusing confused with nuts? :icon_smile_big:
are confused nuts like crushed nuts? ;D
Do confused nuts hurt as much as crushed nuts?
does anything hurt as much as crushed nuts? :'(
Does being kicked by a horse rank up there as well?
did a horse kick you in the nuts? :eek2:
do horses even like nuts?
would they be chestnuts? :smilielol:
:smilielol: yes they would but I like cashews better, don't you?
not much into nuts :scratchchin: but given a choice i'd take peanuts in the shell , is that ok?
will it make you feel better if I say it is?
allready feel pritty good (its a great day) could i say ,say away? :icon_smile_big:
what if I prefer to sail away, would you be upset?
don't plan on getting upset today, do you?
what could possibly upset me?
rain on the charger?
that would hurt, now wouldn't it?
would it be one of the deadly sins?
Are you saying we need 8 deadly sins instead of 7?
are there only 7 these days?
thought they would have added to it
Hasn't there always been 7 for quite some time?
:smilielol: your not wrong are you?
Am I ever wrong? :popcrn:
are you wrong as aften as your right?
I suppose I am. Does that make me right, or wrong?
would it just make you normal?
Is it normal to be abnormal?
that would depend on what you've been taught ,what was normal. wouldn't it?
How can a teacher know what is normal and abnormal?
would that depend on what they had been taught what was normal? :scratchchin: deja vu
wouldnt what is normal for you be different from what is normal for me? :shruggy:
wouldn't that depend on what you'd been taught was normal?
is normal is as normal does?
does that make you an oxymoron?
if i were to answer, would i be sucked into the game?
it would seem so, wouldn't it?
so you hear a sucking sound?
does the ringing in my ears count?
don't you think there is something worse then the sucking sound?
i know there is but i don't have to listen to her any more ;D ,do you?
Nope. You are right......any others agree?
Is it alright to disagree?
isn't everyone entitled to an opinion?
Has it always been that a way?
wouldn't that depend on where you came from?
Where did I come from?
where did you come from?
possibly our parents?
Are we related?
do you think so?
do you have relo's down under?
Didn't we all come from Europe?
that's a big place ,isn't it?
Would you rather have a smaller place?
do they get smaller than ireland?
Did you happen to think of Crete?
didn't i forget Malta to?
Should we pack our bags for a Mediterranean vacation to see where else we've forgotten?
can we afford that?
Whose paying for the trip?
not me....anyone else?
How about passing the bill onto the first person that posts after midnight CST tonight? :D
whats CST ? we have EST
don't you think that no one will post after midnight?
if they aren't paying for a trip ,you'd be right .wouldn't you?
CST?
Who'd read this far back to get an idea of what is going on?
CST is Central Standard Time in the US. 1:45pm here in the US cst is 4:45am in Sydney. What time zone are you in compared to Sydney and what are you doing up this early?
not me, would you?
would it not be smarter to check before agreeing?
isn't it easier just to agree?
could it be more expensive?
depends on if its after midnight doesn't it?
same time zone as sydney about 2 hours north .i get up that time every day :eek2:must have a screw loose
would it not be better to not take a chance?
don't you take a chance every time you walk out that door?
prefer not to take a chance with money, don't you?
isn't that gambling?
isn't taking a chance with money gambling?
Ok, I'll pay for the trip to the Mediterranean. You guys decide on a location. We're gonna take a plane and the monkeys will put their paddles down and fly the plane. Don't ask for peanuts, Dumbo is on this flight as well. The flight attendant is scared of heights. Will these accommodations work for you?
am I being accommodated?
Are you wanting to go to the Mediterranean ?
isn't the fire down below?
Shouldn't you be asking a gal to take care of the fire down below? :D
does she come with an extinguisher?
is that what you call it? :smilielol:
wouldn't you?
are we going to chase this bald beaver thing again? :icon_smile_big:
aren't we just trying to put out the fire?
is that the one down below?
shall we ask Rita Hayworth?
Does she do a good job putting out fires?
if they were redheads maybe, do you think?
you can't put out a fire with a red head, can you?
What hair color would be best for putting out a fire?
do you think a wet mop might be better?
do you want it put out? I'd like a redhead to lite my fire :D
Are we putting out a fire or cleaning up a mess?
could you make a mess and put out the fire? ;D
Did you make a mess while putting out the fire?
no mess i think it was a false alarm, was it? :shruggy:
Is the plane cleared for take off?
Is the pilot a redhead?
Monkeys are flying the plane. They're used to paddling boats. The flight attendant is a redhead. Will she satisfy your needs?
is she an old fashioned flight attendant?(i'm mandy fly me)
Is that what you'd like this girl to say to you?
hell yea! if it was a newage flight attendant theres every chance you'd here hi my name is tim, right? :eek2:
Would you prefer a guy flight attendant instead?
i'll be right ,what about you?
can I sit next to the exit?
planning on a quick exit?
Would you rather take a boat to the Mediterranean instead of a plane?
is it safe to go by boat?
If I tell you there are enough life boats and you give you a life jacket, will you feel safe?
will the monkeys get out of hand on such a long trip?
who says the trip is long?
Was a long trip even mentioned?
is a trip to the mediterranian a short trip then?
the quickest way would be to get shot out of a cannon wouldn't it?
What do we have to land on that is soft enough for a soft landing?
should we put our heads together and work on that?
My head is too hard and I'd prefer not to land on it. Would a cloud be more better?
should we try landing on our backsides? (that would be the only soft area on my body)
Wouldn't you risk breaking your tail bone?
if it's damaged, would it still be ok to make a soup with it?
What kind of soup are we making?
Fred tail soup don't sound to appetising does it? :lol:
wouldn't it be just as good as ox tail soup?
hqw about roo tail instead?
what will the roo have to say about that?
how did hqw get through spell check?
not much he'd be dead
did you click it on?
yes it must of been asleep musten it?
do you think you ask to much of it?
isn't that the story of my life? :violin:
have you told your story?
do you like tales of woe and sorrow?
sometimes we just need a good laugh don't we?
speaking of which, check this out http://youtu.be/0HfuxgQJ8sk courtesy of NorwayCharger
:smilielol: very funny clip :2thumbs: its good to laugh isn't it?
Wouldn't the world be better if we all could have a laugh?
Nice clip. :2thumbs:
would there be a few wet spots :icon_smile_big: to?
have you heard of depends?
has everybody else?
where is everybody when you want to ask them something?
would they be elsewhere?
how can we get them to culminate in one spot?
Does everyone like to play musical chairs?
how about if we call the pied piper?
Who will pay the Piper?
does he need to be paid?
Will the Piper do his job for free then?
what if we just ask him?
Do you know him personally?
I'm afraid I don't , do you?
Was he on the same boat as the monkeys with paddles?
wasn't he busy gathering rats on land at the time?
Is he related to St. Patrick; the guy that rid Ireland of all the snakes?
did he ship them to Australia?
Which guy are you asking about, Pied Piper or St. Patrick?
what about st patrick with a pipe?
is the pipe for everyone?
Are we now having a pow wow?
that would depend on whats in the pipe, is it a pow wow or an oh wow? :D
Wha dja say maahn? :smilielol:
well st patrick is the patron saint of all things green isn't he? :yesnod:
Would smoking the pipe make a person green? :icon_smile_tongue:
how long are you planning on holding it in?
Are you suppose to let it out?
don't you have to let it out to breathe?
Why would I even bother smoking it anyway?
only you'd know that wouldn't you?
:2thumbs: everyone to their own :cheers:
is their own better then others?
:smilielol: would that depend on what others have ?
do others share their "good" stuff?
if they don't, their not very friendly are they?
I'm friendly, but there is some things I do not share.....how about you?
some things aren't meant for sharing are they?
are not some things better....not shared?
How about an example?
can you use your imagination?
The batteries are dead. Do you have replacements?
not if you are referring to a B.O.B?
could you use solar? ;D
Do you recommend using solar or should I use wind generators?
Wow! A solar powered B.O.B?
maybe steam?
Steam powered? :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
clockwork perhaps?
are we talking orange?
i think you can get any colour you want can't you? although orange would not be that common i don't think
what would be common in orange?
what about an orange? :icon_smile_big:
can I think about that for a while?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on May 04, 2013, 10:06:47 PM
Do you recommend using solar or should I use wind generators?
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Wind,,,isn't there enough hot air here to power about everything you'll ever need????????????????????? :2thumbs: :shruggy: :2thumbs:
Do you have the time to think about it?
does anyone want to take the time?
Doesn't seem like it, does it?
doesn't "overthinking" things seem a waste of time?
Wouldn't overthinking things just be a sign of someone being cautious?
can one be too cautious?
Can the same person be able to cut loose and have fun?
isn't striking a balance the best way?
what if your unbalanced?
quite likely, don't you think?
works for me, how about you?
Are you suggesting maybe hitting the buffet or the gym more to balance out?
Unbalanced, out of the box type thinking can be great fun, don't you think?
unless your one of the "all the ducks in a row" type, right?
Don't you have to find the ducks before you can put them in a row? :smilielol:
do you think the ducks would be easy to balance once you found them?
are they frozen ducks?
Are they on a popsicle stick?
do you mean "ducks on a stick, ducks on a stick get them while there cold"?
Wouldn't they be called a ducksicle?
do you think they'd sell?
why?
Don't you think there is a profit to be made from selling frozen ducksicles?
who would you sell ducksicles to?
ducksicles :eek2:thats one sick word
Would you buy one?
can i think about that?
mmm a duck flavoured ice treat ,now lets see
Who doesn't like duck let alone a duck flavored treat?
would that be roast or Peking flavour? ;D
Which flavor would you prefer?
can I have curry?
Is that the best kind of ducksicle?
don't you think currie duck ducksicles is a bit much?
Won't there be some that can't get enough?
would you call them gluttons?
is that gluttons for punishment?
I don't like punishment, do you?
pleasure is preferable to pain isn't it?
wouldn't that depend on whether you are a masochist or not?
Did you happen to hear about the 3 ladies that have been slaves for at least 10 years in Cincinnati?
Yes, did you?
How could I not hear about it but still mention it?
you could maybe have dreamt it?
Wouldn't that sort of be freaky?
would that depend on what sort of a dream you Had?
were you standing on your head at the time?
not me ,can you stand on your head?
isn't it like standing on your feet only without them?
isn't there a bit more fiddling about than that?
did you know that fiddling can get you children?
:smilielol: what if your by yourself?
would you consider yourself up shit creek? :icon_smile_big:
don't the monkeys have the paddle?
If needed .....would they give it back?
ever tried to get ANYTHING off a monkey?
Are you suggesting that I should never do business with a monkey?
wouldn't that just be monkey business?
or is it.......just monkeying around?
if you do business with monkeys do you get peanuts?
maybe you get a monkey on your back?
would you rather be on the monkeys back?
wouldn't it be better to be on horse back?
tried that when I was young.....get back on the horse they said......5 times, you would think I would have smartened up quicker?
did they give you an A for effort ?
would I not be more likely to get a phobia for life?
Are you ready to get back in the saddle again? :icon_smile_big:
i prefer wheels don't you?
Are you saying roller skates are better?
:2thumbs: should i have said powered wheels ?
8 wheeled skreechies
Are you wanting rocket powered roller skates?
is my name wylie E ?
What name is on your birth certificate?
would it be wise for me to tell you?
would it be wise to tell anyone?
will you promise not to laugh?
what if i don't? ;D
will you have to stand in the corner with your hands on your head?
can i still laugh?
are you clever enough to manage it with a gag?
was a gag involved? :scratchchin:
if you're going to laugh, there should be, right?
couldn't i just be laughing cause I'm such a happy chap ?
Are you not happy when you get a gag gift?
would that depend on what the gag was?
brown paper bag of dog crap ain't that funny
I can think of people that deserve the bag of crap and it would be hilarious....can't you?
wouldn't we rather a bag of goodies?
If it's a bag of crap.....isn't it better to give then receive?
:smilielol: Could I not be home that day?
of course......but in that case it might end up where you did not want it....right?
should I tie a balloon to it and send it on it's way?
do you care where it lands?
would a strong northerly guarantee I'll be safe?
never any guarantees.....but would be better then whizzing into the wind, wouldn't it?
would whizzing round and round be any fun?
try whizzing into the wind and see what comes back.....yes?
what if nothing comes back?
are you wizzing dust?
I've been swirling dust, will that do?
what were you swirling dust in?
possibly the vacuum cleaner?
Are you using a Dust Buster?
I thought Buster didn't want to do it, has he changed his mind?
If Buster changed his mind, should we change ours?
how about we change direction instead?
Do you want to be driver, navigator, or backseat driver?
could I please drive?
Yes, you can drive. Do you still have your license?
do I need one?
Not really, just thought I'd ask. Do you need a navigator or a backseat driver?
does anybody in their right mind need a back seat driver?
Are you saying that a person in their left mind would be better suited with a backseat driver?
I was thinking a person with no mind at all would do the trick..........yes?
Should that person even be driving?
should he be sitting in the back seat instead?
Wouldn't the trunk be a better place for a mindless person?
wouldn't it be better still if we transplanted a new head on his shoulders?
Could it be possible that we'd be creating a monster?
will we then be able to do the "Mash"?
think it would be fun?
to do the monster mash?
monster mash, or the mashed potatoe?
Wouldn't it be best to smother the taters in gravy instead of the monsters?
what if we mash grapes and throw them at the monsters?
Are you gonna make some wine?
is there anything better to do with mashed grapes?
Could you not be making jam or jelly as well?
didn't I suggest we throw them at the monsters?
Are you just feeding the monsters or making them mad?
I want to turn them blue, is that a good idea?
Did you ask them to just hold their breath?
surely they wouldn't agree to that?
How about shooting them with blue paint balls?
wouldn't that hurt?
Isn't throwing grapes at them more humiliating than hitting them with paintballs?
ok but can we use multi coloured?
Will they have to wear coats if we use multiple colors?
Do any of them answer to Joseph?
Have you heard of a monster named Joseph?
Are you saying it's not possible?
Anything is possible, but I've never heard of a monster named Joseph, have you?
I've heard one one called Milton ,have you?
Was his last name Bradley?
shall we ask him?
Milton..........that used to be a funny show.
Do you know him enough to ask him?
does anyone ?
" and now for a touch of tenderness" "whoops too much"
don't you have to be a monster to know a monster.
yeah that's right. :2thumbs: I'm Milton...........your brand new son!
could we ask Hannibal?
i liked Hebie and gebie :yesnod:
shouldn't we leave well enough alone?
I can't recall.
who's been giving well enough a hard time?
the zombie and the green fury thing with one eye
I think it was stroker and now he's disappeared.
blank. :shruggy:
disappeared or just doing something else?
(http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/milton2_zps3c5751dc.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/milton2_zps3c5751dc.jpg.html)
Am I gone, but not forgotten?
If you were gone, but forgotten, would anyone know you were gone?
They will when the bills start piling up :icon_smile_big: You don't bite the hand that feeds you, do you?
would the hand be "bbq" ed... :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't it be your goose that gets cooked if you bit the hand that feeds you, no matter how it's prepared?
could you have the hand "sushi" style ? no cooking
would that not be raw?
could it be called tartare?
whats tartare....like ketchup? :icon_smile_big:
isn't tartare raw mince with onion?
I remember now poly. :2thumbs:
its french doesn't that say it all?
:2thumbs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gJAm1BA6Fg
Was it mentioned by a French mime?
was his name marcell
How did you remember that?
do you think i saw it in a book?
Do you remember the name of the book?
was it Monty pythons big red book?
Never read it. Do you recommend it?
would it help if i said the cover is blue? :yesnod:
Why would you call a blue book red?
why did Monty python do anything they did?
Did they pay him to do it?
they still do don't they?
do they still go clippity clop with coconut shells?
if you watched the right movie they would ,wouldn't they?
are you saying they still haven't replaced them with horses?
its one of the few things they haven't "remade" isn't it?
I think they'd spoil it if they do don't you?
thanks for the pic of Hebie and gebie..........I remember now.
its hard to improve perfection isn't it?
remember fearless fly
Do you mean some things are best left alone?
can you surpass perfection?
As a matter of fact I don't! :icon_smile_big:
Isn't nobody perfect?
I know I am, aren't you?
I consider myself nobody. Does anybody else?
how can you be nobody when you are somebody?
Nobody takes out the trash and nobody does the dishes. If I do the dishes and takes out the trash, does that make me nobody?
is there anybody you can ask?
Will somebody answer me?
do you need to holla for a marshall?
are you dead in the water?
Can anybody be nobody?
Can a nobody be a somebody?
Can somebody be anybody without being nobody?
can somebody love somebody sometimes?
can anybody love everybody all the time?
Do you really want to love everybody all the time?
what about anybody?
Aren't you nobody until somebody loves you?
so if somebody loves nobody their someone right?
is someone paying attention to this twattle?
what if nobody was?
Does anybody know what's going on?
what if no one knows?
What if everyone knows?
its not a secret then is it?
Are we trying to keep this a secret?
how could you keep this a secret?
Wouldn't covering your mouth (or in some cases, your ass) with tape do it?
couldn't you use ribbon instead?
isn't covering your ass with a ribon called a G string? ;D
wouldn't that be using floss?
oh right, so would a ribon be a mankini then?
would we be wise to ask skip?
Shouldn't you ask Lisa instead? She makes them
could you do that?
What makes you think Lisa would answer my question?
what if you said pretty please?
would that help?
what have you got to lose?
how long have you got?
How long will it take?
should it take long at all?
isn't it not how long it takes but how long it lasts? ;D
are you feeling hot again?
hot cold does it make any difference?
it does if you're coming down with something doesn't it?
i suppose it would wouldn't it?
Is it that time of season again?
is that like the time of the month?
Are you talking about paying bills?
is that what you call it? :icon_smile_big:
Are you talking about the "other" time of the month that costs you money?
Is there a day in the month that doesn't cost you money?
Feb 29 only costs you once every 4 years would that do?
when did you get so smart?
Is not intellect relevant to monthly dues?
Does it not depend on the club?
If it depends on the club, how do we rank? :lol:
will it not depend on who's got the biggest club and how well they can swing it?
Wouldn't the best swinger be better off than the person with the biggest club?
doesn't size matter anymore?
In which way? :angel:
are you looking for direction?
do you need a compass?
How do you even read a compass?
don't you just point it in the right direction?
Which direction would that be?
wouldn't it be the direction you wanted to go?
Wouldn't following a stream make more sense to follow then a compass?
what if you want to be lead up the garden path?
Do they both go in the same direction?
are you heading down stream or up stream?
Which way will lead to the closest bridge?
do you take me for a know all?
Yes. Would you prefer me to take you for a fool?
will I still be unique?
how do you catch a unique rabbit?
are we having rabbit stew?
Don't you have to unique up on him?
how do I do that?
Are you saying you don't know how to sneak up on a rabbit?
couldn't I take care of it from a distance?
how good is your earsight?
what if I use a scope?
isn't that cheating?
how else am I going to win?
Could you lose or draw instead?
is this one of those games where everyone wins except the rabbit?
Should we consort with the tortoise on the subject?
would we be waiting a long time for an answer?
can you talk tortoise?
yes but will it answer back?
would he talk real slow like?
will it help if we wind him up?
where will you put the key? :icon_smile_big:
should we use everyready's instead? :icon_smile_big:
do you just keep adding batteries till full or does he have a battery holder? :icon_smile_big:
Why do his eyes get bigger as you put in more batteries?
Do you think the tortoise is getting a charge out of it?
Only if the whole battery is inserted for a complete circuit rt?
Where, exactly, are we putting the batteries in at on this tortoise? :scratchchin: :rofl:
does the tortoise really care? :scratchchin:
Would you care if someone was putting batteries in you?
that affirmative ,but I'm not a tortoise am i ? ;D
Don't you still need a recharge every now and then?
Are there not better options for a recharge then batteries?
would licking a power point be better than inserting batteries? :yesnod:
especialy D cell
could we mount a hemi on it's back?
he wouldn't be slow then would he? :drive:
does he have good breaks?
couln't he just pull his head in if he doesn't? ;D
will it come out the other end?
won't his tail stop it?
I guess he doesn't need any brakes then, does he?
who needs breaks when you live in a crash hat?
is that the hat I lost?
do you share it with a tortoise?
can you fit two heads into a hat?
wouldn't it smell after a tortoise has lived in it?
wasn't he only wearing it?
can he take it off?
did he use super glue?
getting it off could be messy don't you think?
always..........wouldn't you say? :D
wait a miniut is the tortoise involved here? :icon_smile_big:
isn't three a crowd?
isn't it the more the merrier?
will there be enough to go around?
just how far around are we talking about here?
do you have a measuring tape?
do i need a big one?
can a big one do what a small one can't? :D
do mean making people scream and run away? ;D
is it something to be frightened of?
would you call it a monster?
can a monster be loved?
can a monster love?
doesn't it depend on her much tenderness they swallow?
But does it blend?
it turned a lovely shade of green didn't it?
did he come with a built in chimney
didn't he come with a bolt in the neck?
would something fall off if you took the bolt out?
what happens if you tighten up that same bolt?
a stiff neck?
So should we call him Sergeant major?
would we need to salute?
Dont you only salute officers?
isn't there an old expression......when in doubt, salute?
Are we not talking about a Sgt. Major though?
does he have a stiff neck?
does he get pissed if you do not salute?
would he notice if he can't look left or right?
what if your behind him?
You'd be pretty safe, right?
with the stiff neck an all you'd have to be wouldn't you?
Do you think we should just leave him alone?
the best idea so far don't you think?
Possibly , but who am I to judge?
would you be as good a judge as any us?
do you need training to be a judge?
Don't you think some judging needs training?
don't some trainers need judging? ;D
who would judge the trainers?
The same people that train the judges?
how many ways can one combine people, train, and judges?
what if we train people to become judges?
what if the judges take turns "training" the people? ;D
what will the judges train people to do?
would only a judge know?
can we train a monkey to know?
could a monkey be a judge?
I know of several already.........am I right?
can judges carry paddles? ;D
If school principals classify as judges, don't they already have paddles?
do they realy still paddle over there?
Would you like a first hand experience?
no thanks been there done that how about you?
Nope, I was a good boy, or at least good at it. Should I have been a little more mischievous?
arn't rules made to be broken?
Do I have to replace them if I broke them?
isn't it you break it you buy it?
Can you afford it?
can most people afford it?
do they have it that good?
Is not the term " good " subjective in most cases
Quote from: moparsr2fast on May 21, 2013, 03:02:28 PM
Is not the term " good " subjective in most cases
Yes but not all, like Vanna used to look really "good" and who wouldn't want to buy a vowel from her?
What vowel? :smilielol:
is she selling what I want to buy?
Would you not buy pretty much anything from her?
it would have to be all or nothing wouldn't it?
How could anyone refuse to buy anything from a lady like Vanna?
would you still be interested if she was trying to sell you a bridge?
Where does the bridge go?
Brooklyn sounds about right, still interested ?
Yes, I can make it a toll bridge. Glad it wasn't a bridge to nowhere. How much do you think a toll should be?
how much do you think you can get?
If I ask for a nickel per tire, is that too much?
to much, is it enough?
What would you suggest?
would it depend on how much people wanted to cross your bridge?
Could you make it a nickel per tire the first time, then offer a sale of, say a quarter per vehicle after that? ;D
Are we driving somewhere?
not me don't like the rain ,how about you?
what if we go by submarine?
is the water deep enough?
Does the water have to be deep enough if something else is?
is knee deep, deep enough?
Deep enough for your knees, right?
hpw deep in it do you want to be?
how deep in it do you need to be?
always in it only the depth varies ,right? ;D
I like to be in it up to my elbows, how about you?
all depends on what the "it" is.......some :2thumbs:, some :eek2:.....right?
what ever it is, to be in it to the elbows you'd have to stand on your hand wouldn't you?
Could you stand on your head instead?
Will that give me a fur collar?
:smilielol: depends on wheather you beaver is bald doesn't it?
who's running around shaving all the beavers?
do all beavers need shaved?
should we ask them?
would they have anything to say?
with what is likely on your mind.....would you listen?
do beavers make you deaf ?
they can cause a lotta trouble, can't they?
aren't they only trouble when left to their own devices? :D
Isn't it best to leave them isolated?
don't they go feral then?
that's how they get hairy
I've never seen a domesticated one, have you?
don't they make good pets?
are you able.......to master such a pet?
do you mean, am i a beaver master?
do you think a beaver would........consider you master?
just have to show it who's boss, right?
Does that work?
does what work?
Does showing the beaver whose boss work in your favor?
am i charging for these beaver wrangling tips ?
can beavers become wranglers?
i'v heard of mole skins , what do you think?
about mole skins?
wasn't it turning beavers into "wranglers" ?
Would you rather be a beaver rustler?
could we just rustle same paper instead?
Where's the fun in that?
how do you make a beaver "rustle" ?
what if me make cut out dolls?
Are you old enough to use scissors?
everyone should have a pair of safety scissors shouldn't they?
would it help if we get our mums to do it for us?
why let them have all the fun?
isn't it good to share?
doesn't that depend on what someone is asking you to share?
there is some things you should not share, don't you think?
is it ok to share information?
depends on the info, doesn't it?
what info shouldn't you share?
some things are meant to be secrets aren't they?
doesn't everyone have things they do not want repeated?
do you mean the skeleton in the closet?
isn't the skeleton inside you?
is this "the skeleton" like "the phantom"?
isn't it your framework?
so you mean the boney bits?
I prefer Welsh rarebits, don't you?
Welsh rarebits sound good to me. Should we get some?
Do we have to go to Wales?
Would you rather go there or import?
wouldn't it be fresher if we went there?
Would we get to enjoy it while we're there?
if not there....then where?
Would we have to go back home?
I don't think I want to stay, do you?
Will the rarebits still be fresh by the time we get home?
couldn't we eat them over there?
if we are hungry, why not?
What are Welsh rarebits?
Would they be fingers and toes?
or other extemities?
Good lord! What other extremities could there be?
Do you have a nose?
what about a hose?
Do you need to water your garden?
is the garden indoors?
is it in a small porcelain bowl?
How often do you water your garden in a porcelain bowl?
Does someone have a garden in a porcelain bowl?
isn't that a terrarium?
aren't there some you can have lunch or dinner in? Or would that be an atrium?
wouldn't it be kinda weird to have use your porcelain bowl if it's in your atrium?
doesn't the porcelain bowl go under the bed?
is your bed high enough to be able to use the bowl?
who gets to empty the porcelain bowl under the bed? ;D bags not me
Would you do it anyway?
who used it?
Was it Skip or Fred?
do you know?
is it for soaking my dentures in?
would the dentures be whiter and brighter?
are they being acid washed?
isn't acid washed a style of denim?
do you wash your teeth and jeans in the porcelain bowl under the bed?
don't most people prefer to go down to the river?
have you seen the river near me? :eek2:
is it like the contents of a porcelain bowl?
How about a better description? :popcrn:
do you really want to hear that?
How bad is "that"?
do you want an accurate description?
do steel works and clean river belong in the same sentence?
is your river clean or like the contents of the porcelain bowl?
if the river is dirty, you could not clean your bowl in it, could you?
wouldn't it still be cleaner than before you began?
wouldn't that depend on what was in the bowl?
do you think it would be best to leave the porcelain bowl under the bed and go down to the river for a swim?
wouldn't it be a better plan then trying to swim in the porcelain bowl?
can you float in the porcelain bowl?
how big is the porcelain bowl?
is it a tub?
will a porcelain tub float?
is it then a boat?
didnt the tidy man do that already?
What did he do afterwards?
did he take a shower?
Does he have the time to take a shower?
is he running out of time?
can you wear a watch in such wet conditions?
do you need a watch to tell you time is running out?
Does he have an egg timer instead?
what if his sand gets wet?
Are you suggesting the Tidy Bowl man should contact the Sandman?
how do you contact the sand man?
will you need to dig deep in the sand for him?
does he hide in the sand then?
could it be he drives a Sandman?
a ute or a van ?
If you're going to live anywhere wouldn't you prefer a roof over your head?
that's what a tonneau is for isn't it?
are you suggesting we should live in the back of a car?
don't most of us spend all/most of our time in/around our cars now?
who, me?
who else?
why not him?
who's him?
Should we trust him?
if he's trustworthy why not?
Has he proven himself trustworthy?
do you know him?
I've never heard of him, have you?
maybe he says the same about you?
whos he?
You mean the guy Fred never heard of?
that could be him couldn't it?
would it be hard to tell if he wore a disguise?
would you recognise him in a line up?
Has anyone even seen him before?
hasn't he been in disguise?
How can we distinguish him from any other person?
doesn't he have a big mole on his nose?
how big is this nose that can hold up a mole?
Is his nose bigger than normal?
maybe the mole covers more than his nose? (not sure if that's a proper question but it will have to do)
how big is the mole?
do you want a definition of the word big?
Can you give him a definition of big?
wouldn't how big something is be a mater of perspective?
do you have any perspective to spare?
how much do you need before you consider yourself to have some to spare?
depends on what one has to spare, doesn't it?
How much does he have to spare?
can someone spare more?
if you have to many spares wont you have no room in your trunk?
would depend on how big your trunk is, right?
what if your big trunk was left?
left where?
would that be left behind?
where would you keep the spare?
you have a spare trunk?
can an elephant carry a spare in his trunk?
can a trunk carry an elephant?
would the elephant be better off riding the spare?
how does an elephant ride a spare?
wouldn't I have to be an elephant to know the answer to that?
so what is it that the elephant has to spare?
Does anyone have a spare elephant to ask?
aren't we looking for a spare trunk?
or was it the spare in the trunk?
is the spare missing?
is the elephant missing?
what was the question? :scratchchin:
If the elephant is going to ride the spare, do we need a trunk for the spare?
or is it......do we need a spare trunk?
for the elephant or the spare tire?
if the elephant has a spare trunk, is that spare in his original trunk?
Could the elephant carry a spare in the original and the spare trunk?
is the elephant strong enough to carry all that?
if his spare trunk is in his trunk where does he put everything else?
Could he put everything in his spare trunk and then put his spare trunk in his trunk?
just how big is this trunk?
if the elephant puts everything in his spare trunk, will he remember where his spare trunk is?
don't elephants never forget?
forget what?
did someone forget something?
how will I know if I forgot it or not?
do you have a string tied to your finger?
why would you tie a string to your finger?
which finger?
which one would you like?
I would like that one. No wait, this one. Will you let me have it?
ok but where would you like it?
Right here. No wait, over there. Maybe over yonder. Where would you put it?
should I put it in my pocket?
would you put in his pocket?
wouldn't you want to be careful about putting your hand in others pockets?
yes, but just because i am doesn't mean others are does it?
what is it you are?
are you where you are?
Where am I? :scratchchin: :shruggy:
Aren't you there?
Or are you here?
If I was there, would you be here?
if I'm here and your there wheres everyone else?
would you not be down under?
or are you up a tree?
would you rather be under or up the tree?
How do I get "stroker 400 Wedge's" video at bottom of his messages?
they are nice aren't they?
no idea! :shruggy:
The videos? Where can I go to see them?
has he got a personal video stash?
is there enough to go round?
would he share?
any reason why he should?
Is there a reason why I wouldn't share?
wouldn't you be concerned, there's not enough to go around?
Should I consider rationing as a way for everyone to enjoy them?
should you consider sharing with less?
Less is more, isn't it?
so what does that make "nothing"?
Would that make nothing special?
wouldn't something be more special than nothing?
Would something be special because something's gotta give?
what if something wants to give nothing?
Would that lead to catastrophe?
is she up the garden path?
Is that where Pandora keeps her box?
what would happen if Catastrophe opened Pandora's box?
Would that be an apocalypse?
could it be a blessing in disguise?
Why would a blessing wear a disguise?
because it wants to be incognito?
If the blessing is wearing a disguise to be incognito, then how will we know it is a blessing?
is it being taken for granted?
who is granted, and why does he need them?
Do we need Granted?
can he be voted off the island?
Would that be a blessing in disguise?
can anyone get off the island?
would we have to swim?
didn't you bring your boat?
did the monkeys return it?
you mean to say you haven't checked?
would the jon boat do?
should we build a hut instead?
would it be like gilligans island?
Will Gilligan be our host?
Don't we have enough numnuts on this island already?
if you got a few more could you have a party?
what sort of party would we have?
would anyone know?
Shall we insist on pot luck?
now that sounds like my sort of luck doesn't it? :D
is it lucky to be on an island with a bunch of nuts?
are we talking coconuts?
Do we need nuts at all on this Island?
what else can we live on?
can we eat bananas? :boogie:
are there any on the island? I thought it was just full of nuts! :icon_smile_big:
Who will dance if we eat the bananas?
would it be a funny little dance?
could it be a rather long war dance?
Are we going to war?
would you prefer rain instead?
Is a banana doing a rain dance?
isn't the banana doing the splits?
Can we do the splits and leave the island?
How about just splitting the island?
what if you end up on the wrong side?
Which side of the island is the best side to be on?
could it be the side the nuts are on?
or the side with the banana splits?
Which is better?
should we toss a coin?
do you have one?
what if I have two?
come in spinner?
is two up allowed on the island?
do we make the rules?
isn't it our island?
well then two up is allowed then isn't it?
we are on an island full of nuts and bananas and we have to have rules?
Would nuts and bananas follow rules?
don't even nuts and bananas need limits?
Who would set these limits?....
would the bigger nuts make the rules?
What if the biggest Banana had a problem with that?
wouldn't someone have to look closely at each banana to find the biggest?
if you peel a banana, will he die?
If you eat it after peeling it, wouldn't that kill it?
so what happens when you crush nuts?
depends on whose nuts you are crushing, right?
crushed nuts and peeled bananas, would this island happen to have an ice cream mountain with a chocolate river?
does someone need a sugar fix?
is Sugar fixing something for all of us?
will the sugar repair the cracked nuts?
can a cracked nut be repaired?
why do people like watching the "nutcracker"?
is it because they enjoy eating nuts?
maybe some enjoy cracking nuts?
can I peel my banana instead?
I dunno? Can you?
who's going to stop me?
Dafuq is going on here?
Breaking balls....Isn't it obvious?
which side of the island are you on?
wern't we crushing nuts?
coconuts?
Aren't the people on the banana side of the island allowed to peel their bananas?
was another line drawn?
if you peel it won't it go brown?
what if I eat it quickly?
if you cover it in chocolate, wont it last?
wouldn't it still be brown?
where did the chocolate come from?
wasn't the chocolate river coming from the icecream mountains?
oh :slap: wouldn't the banana still go brown under the chocolate?
if the banana was covered in chocolate, would it survive long enough to go brown?
Does a banana sink or float in chocolate?
Is the banana a boat?
so its a banana boat?
Does the monkeys know the boat is a banana?
would they say "what boat" ?
isn't it the boat with the paddles?
if its the banana won't the monkeys have eaten it?
can we eat the monkeys?
would that be roast ,BBQ or a nice stir fry?
so are we eating BBQ monkey with coconut sauce and chocolate bananas?
could we call it a feast for kings?
what would you wash it down with but?
could we drink the milk of the coconut?
is anybody getting hungry?
who will do the cooking?
should we get take away?
if they deliver to the island, will we use their boat to escape?
what if they parachute in?
how would they get out?
so they parachute the food in?
wouldn't payment be a problem?
maybe we could barter?
nuts and bananas for?
should we go with pizza?
who has a phone?
Who are you gonna call?
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4861637712806110&pid=15.1)
the banana nut busters?
we don't need them, do we?
what all your bananas and nuts already crushed?
Are we making banana nut bread? :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5:
sounds good, doesn't it?
I wouldn't mind having some right now, what about you?
it would go well with my cup of tea, where can we get some?
Isn't the best kind homemade?
who's home shall we search first?
I don't have a home, and you obviously don't have any bread either. Shall we check Poly's?
Do you live in a crate?
poly doesn't have time to bake..........he's mind is on his new toy.
I live in a closet with the skeletons. Who else might be able to fix banana nut bread?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on June 14, 2013, 11:54:46 PM
Does a banana sink or float in chocolate?
This is a good question, I need to know, has anyone tried it?
(think of the ice cream cones you get that are dipped in chocolate)
I think it would float...you?
or would the banana "melt"?
Hahahaha...thank you Stroker for the thought....the kid works in an Ice cream place, I will try it later....do you think that would cause problems for her?
What is it you plan to do?
I will drop a banana in melted chocolate to see if it sinks or floats....am I rambling on too much?
(blame Stroker, he put the idea in my head)
Hmmm...interesting experiment...can I place a wager?
would that not be up to you?
Was just wondering if I could place a bet whether the banana floats or sinks...will you return with the answer after your experiment?
I will indeed, and how do I answer this with a question?
that would have to be very cleverly wouldn't it?
is anyone on the island clever?
if they were would they still be there?
is being clever a means of escape?
Haven't we escaped yet?
aren't we having pizza first?
Where's the banana nut bread? :drool5: :drool5: :shruggy: :RantExplode:
isn't it proving hard to get?
Where are we going to locate some?
should we try the bakery?
depends on your IQ, I guess............did I miss something?
Where's the nearest bakery?
I was just reading some earlier posts. Maybe there's alcohol involved :lol:(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink007.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
is it near you?
or something else :coolgleamA:
I don't think they're open this late at night. Any other ideas?
is it late at night? its only 2pm ;D
Did lightning strike your clock? It's 11:30pm yesterday :lol:
does lightning know what a clock is?
What is lightning composed of?
could it be lights and nings?
Which one of those do the clocks need to look out for? :popcrn:
that would have to be the nings wouldn't it?
would time be a clocks best friend or worst enemy?
is time anyones friend?
Is time on our side?
or is it ahead of us?
if its behind us and ahead of us could it be thats its all around us?
isn't that suppose to be love?
is time love then?
Are you looking for a hug? :grouphug: :icon_smile_big:
do you mean its hug time?
are we still on the island?
Where's Gilligan? :popcrn:
hugging the skipper?
did we split the island left to right or top to bottom?
This island wouldn't be a cake, would it?
then why are we looking for a bakery?
to put it back together?
couldn't we just use super glue?
can you eat super glue?
shall we use icing instead?
would that taste better?
Would we use bananas and nuts in the icing?
are the nuts crushed?
will you personally crush some?
mine have an aversion to being crushed, what about you?
perhaps we are allergic to some of the same things?
Would anyone want their nuts crushed?
their'd have to be one somewhere, right?
strange things happen, right?
yea to strange people ,ay?
aren't we all strange in some way?
just ask a non car person, "why do they do that"?
where can I find one of them?
What does a non car person look like?
Does a non car person talk different?
will you spot a non car person walking?
aren't they normally slowly riding a push bike stopping frequently to hug trees?
Why would they hug trees?
don't you have "greenies" in the US ?
Are they also called environmentalists?
bingo! normally pick them from the hairy pits and workboots , are they the same over there?
Don't they normally drive big ugly SUV's that get 4 mpg and request that everyone drives a car that gets 40 mpg?
ours are normally uni students , you must have a different breed don't you think?
My side of the US has both. Does that mean we have twice as many greenies as you?
is that a good thing?
Is the grass greener on his side of the fence?
with twice as many greenies looking after it, it would have to be. wouldn't it?
Isn't it a shame the greenies say we can't thin our forests because the forest fires need more fuel?
Quote from: burnout.dawg on June 18, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Isn't it a shame the greenies say we can't thin our forests because the forest fires need more fuel?
tell them to look up black Saturday in Australia2009,simple reason to much fuel not good
The children here are hungry because of the displaced forest workers. Do you think they care what happened in Australia in 2009?
probably not, but it what can happen when the greenies get their way isn't it?
on the other hand take a page out of tassie's book and use the forest for tourism :2thumbs: they went through this same scenario in the 80's
why aren't greenies called pinkies?
i don't know ,why?
is it because they prefer the colour purple?
Are they purple people eaters?
where have they been hiding?
Could they be setting up an ambush?
shall we risk heading their way?
Would you rather take the yellow brick road?
can I wear my red shoes?
What red shoes? I thought they were ruby.
are you wearing dark glasses again?
Should I wear the rose colored ones instead?
wouldn't you see red if you did?
Are my eyes bloodshot?
would you like them to be?
Not really. Is it better than pink eye?
I don't know but it's got to be better than a black eye..........wouldn't you agree?
Very much so. Can you still fit your red shoes?
fit them where?
in your pockets?
wouldn't they be better on my feet?
could they be a spare pair?
in that case should I keep them in the boot?
do you keep boots in your boots?
Is he wearing overboots?
if you are blury, are you the one that is drunk?
If you are seeing boots in boots and red shoes in pockets, would you be drunk?
could you be on something else to be seeing red boots in boots , are you asking "how long does this sh*t last"?
Are you wondering how long this sh*t can last?
isn't this the never ending thread ?
how long is a piece of string?
How far does everyone want to go?
can we go around twice?
What's one more trip?
is it the long way home?
Would you like to take the short route or the scenic route?
how big is the island?
What unit of measure are you wanting to use?
how about a piece of string?
How long is the string?
does the short route take you through the woods ?
Scared?
do i need my gum boots? :icon_smile_big:
or would the red shoes suffice?
would red shoes keep out what we might be knee deep in?
Are you gonna stay on the yellow brick road?
could that lead to disaster?
What if you go the other way?
is there any going back?
do you go the other way?
What's stopping you from going back?
whats that saying again?
which one?
isn't there one about never going back?
but aren't we going forward?
but isn't the way forward through the woods with the knee deep bear doings?
isn't this island full of sand dunes?
Is there anything else on this island we can use?
aren't bananas and coconuts enough?
Well, we can go bowling I guess. Anything else on here useful?
do we have any drinking water?
Isn't that what rum is for? (http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/party/party0016.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)
did you bring some with you?
couldn't you make the punch stuff in the coconuts that they drink in the islands?
Do you know how to make them?
fish heads and things left to ferment in a buried coconut? :shruggy:
I'll pass. I thought you was talking about some fruit drinks. Do you know anything about those?
were you talking fruit drinks, or "FRUIT" drinks? :shruggy: and how many "FRUITS" live on the island?
Can we never leave this island?
Where else would you like to go?
Could we build a raft and sail back to civilization?
could we just wait till low tide and wade to the mainland?
if the fruit drinks come with umbrellas, can we use them to make a kite?
what like marry popins?
would there be enough wind?
Should we use bed knobs and broomsticks instead?
will the aristocats come too?
would it actually appear that we would fly like peter pan?
wheres tinkerbell ?
Could we call the rescuers down under?
do you need rescuing down under?
no, do you?
I was thinking more along the lines of the boy from Australia with the giant golden eagle...do you think he could fly us off this island?
the boy from Australia ,do you mean Peter Allen ?
Does he befriend a very large golden eagle?
Is the eagle bald or wearing a toupee?
Do you have the bald eagle confused with the golden eagle?
where does the golden eagle live?
are you confussing the wedge tail eagle with the golden eagle ?
isn't the wedge tail brown?
don't cartoons/Disney use artistic licence?
and what's that got to do with the price of milk?
do you have to know?post 5356
Isn't beer more affordable than milk nowadays?
more affordable or more preferable ?
Isn't that the same?
do you mean you can afford what you prefer?
Don't I wish! Don't you?
can I have a wish too?
What would you like to wish for?
if you tell will it come true?
Do secret wishes ever come true?
don't they sometimes? :2thumbs:
check "out in the sun" :cheers:
Don't most wishes, spoken or kept, come true...sometimes?
Shall we all make a wish and see whose comes true?
how long will we give it?
How long will it take?
won't that depend on what you wished for?
Or will it depend on which star you wished on?
or which star you wished for ? :D
Which wish did you wish?
this is an m rated site how could i tell an r rated wish?
don't some wishes come true if you pay for them?
isn't that a different kind of "star" ? :D
are you feeling star struck?
didn't we have dio-sounds?
star struck was at that "other "venue
how about an ultra sound?
is someone pregnant?
have you been playing up? :icon_smile_big:
not me ,how about you?
is there a manual?
yes there is ,isn't there?
where can I get my hands on it?
maybe the library :shruggy: don't most book stores have a copy or two now?
no library or book store here, am I on the wrong half of the island?
so you've got all the strip clubs then?
nothing but sand dunes here, can I come and stay with you?
what don't you like the sand?
everything in moderation, right?
is that the secret to a long life?
I'll let you know when I get there or will that be too late?
what will happen if it is too late?
Who is late?
isn't Fred late?
Late for what?
Is it ever too late to make amends?
what if you don't have anything to make amends for?
couldn't that be easily remedied?
Just try being late. :icon_smile_big:
would they have to get married ?
is it compulsory?
What if it wasn't?
would you be running for the hills?
haven't some already done that?
is that where we'll find Jill?
does jill want to be found? :D
would Jack know the answer to that?
what does jack know?
he knows shit...............am I right?
Is that all he knows?
isn't that enough?
Does that mean he's a know it all?
isn't he dumber than a box of rocks?
What's the IQ of a box of rocks?
higher than a rock on its own?
is the answer blowing in the wind?
Is it on a flag or on a kite?
could it be just chalk on a blackboard?
Do blackboards blow in the wind?
or the dust that the chalk made while you were writing?
has this turned into a lot of hot air?
It is kind of warm up here, Could you blow some cold air my way?
if I do.......won't you be blown away?
if i cut my grass during a rain storm, wouldnt that save me clean up time when im done?
Isn't being green supposed to be cool nowadays?
Are you colored green?
as I do not mow my lawn in the rain, I would not be, would I?
If you mowed during the rain, wouldn't there be a good chance of being struck by lightning?
that would light up your life, wouldn't it?
could that be a shocking experience?
can you think of anything more shocking?
Wouldn't this be the last shocking experience of your life?
if you shocked your grass, would it quit growing?
Then would we need to mow?
would it be nice to have a green yard that never grows?
could you pave the area and paint it green?
Could you paint it another color?
you want a green yard....what color would you like to try?
Why not start a new trend...blue perhaps?
have you ever heard of bluegrass?
I really don't think I would enjoy a paved lawn, no matter the color...would you?
what about astro turf?
isn't that a sorta paved lawn?
isn't it (insert colour) plastic grass that they put in childcare centers etc?soft and squishy never mow again :2thumbs:
How well does it hold up?
if it can take a heap of rug rats it should stand up to anything but a fire, right?
shall we fire something at it and see?
Do you have a cannon?
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yes but it's attached. :smilielol: does it need to be loaded?
Wouldn't it fire better if loaded?
wouldn't it weigh less, not loaded
Didn't you eat your Wheaties this morning?
shouldn't that have been "wheat bix" this morning?
I prefer vita-brits, don't you?
Never had either one. How about we have oatmeal instead?
i actually prefer a double Bacon,cheese and onion hamburger, how about you?
Is that what you normally have for breakfast? Not that there is anything wrong with that :icon_smile_big:
no I don't........I have porridge every morning (except Sunday) don't you?
I normally don't have breakfast, except maybe a donut once a week, or maybe eggs and hashbrowns for lunch. Do you suggest that I have porridge?
don't eat porridge my granny used to make it so the spoon stood on its own and you got salt not sugar :eek2: aren't you suposed to have a big breakfast to power you through the day?
isn't keeping regular important? (our porridge is delicious, cooked to a perfect consistancy and served with honey and butter)
what if your just regular naturally?
or are you regularly natural?
Or is it natural regularly?
Or....how do you naturally regulate it?
do you poo everyday at around the same time?
whats with all the regularly natural poo questions?
Don't you want to know how others poo naturally?
is this conversation naturally moving?
Is this conversation natural?
Is it time yet?
Time for what?
isn't it always time for something?
do you take your computer in the lav?
wouldn't it be better if I took myself?
why?
does the computer really need to go?
Can you live without it?
Which...the lav or the computer?
Which one of those can you live without?
can't we go in the great outdoors?
Isn't that where the bear goes?
Should we go where the bear goes?
will we have to bare all?
Is the bear baring it all as well?
If we go in the woods where the bear goes, I think we will...don't you?
couldn't we just find a spot of our own?
Will the bear share his woods with you?
why does the bear have to share?
Doesn't the bear own the woods?
Doesn't the national forest service own the woods?
should we even be in the woods?
should we head for the plains instead?
Do the bison own the plains?
where am I supposed to take a crap?
The mountains?
what will I find there?
Gee Fred...I don't know where you can take your crap. Haven't you heard...there are wolves in the mountains?
Where wolf?
Has a wolf been spotted in the mountains?
Don't you have wolves living on your mountains?
I have mountain lions. How about you?
Yes...them too. Are yours being protected by the greenies?
are the greenies protecting the greenies?
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Where wolf?
I don't know where the wolf is. But I know he isn't here.
Who else would protect them from the mountain lions and wolves?
Not when they have a sheep in it's mouth.
Do the greenies need saving?
does he see purple?
Does he know what purple looks like?
can someone hand him a mirror?
would it crack?
Didn't you break the mirror?
wasn't me :shruggy: did someone break a mirror?
was it because they looked in it?
is that possible?
did the mirror get a fright? or did he get a fright and drop the mirror?
geez what does he look like if he scares himself?
Mr. Hyde?
that doesn't sound to scary does it?
if Dr. Jekyll is scared.....shouldn't you be too?
what if you've got no selfpreservation gene ?
then wouldn't you be dead?
wouldn't that depend on what you did?
If you lack a self-preservation gene, would it matter what you did?
what if you stuff pillows for a living ?
Do you enjoy stuffing pillows for a living?
would it be easier than stuffing mattresses?
Does it matter what you do for a living, if you enjoy what you do?
isn't too much of a good thing bad for you?
How bad could it be?
would you have to go to bed without supper?
Is that better than getting your mouth washed out with soap? :eek2:
wouldn't that depend on how hungry you are?
Isn't that what your secret stash is for?
what if your hands are tied behind your back?
Didn't you learn anything from Houdini?
Hou?
Isn't Houdini the famous magician around at the beginning of last century?
didn't he die from being punched in the guts ? :eek2:
Didn't he dare someone to do that?
didn't they punch him before he was ready?
could that be classified as a king hit?
but isn't that a punch to the head ? normally from some wussbag from behind
yes it is........isn't that where he was hit?
Didn't Houdini die from a failed magic stunt?
did he escape into oblivion?
Did he even escape?
doesn't everyone eventually" escape" ?
What kind of trap are we using?
is it called "the death trap"?
if it was would my previous statement be true?
I'm inclined to think yes. Has anyone seen the ferryman?
will you pay him?
What is the fare?
isn't it your soul ? :icon_smile_evil:
If you sing the blues, does that mean you have soul?
do you have to be able to sing to do the blues?
Don't you think you can do nothing and still have the blues?
is "the blues" a feeling, or a style?
is it a stylish feeling?
Is it still in style? :icon_smile_cool:
isn't the blues always in style?
Are you still singing the blues?
are we meeting at the stile?
did you know nobody picks you up on the blue highway? :coolgleamA:
Which road do you suggest we take?
would the back roads be the best?
What condition are the roads? We don't want to go down rough roads
why not?
couldn't we lose our teeth?
what if you just kept your mouth closed ,wouldn't that help keep them in?
would it be like a mouth full of marbles?
what is a mouth full of marbles like? ;D
who can we ask?
does anybody know?
should we discover it for ourselves?
do you want to go first?
I will have to.........you lost yours, didn't you?
I still have mine...do you want me to go first?
do you really want a mouth full of marbles ?
I'd rather shoot marbles, wouldn't you? :popcrn:
where would you shoot them too?
wouldn't you have to shoot them dead centre?
are you shooting them at or out of dead centre? :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't it be less deadly if we just shoot them out of the center instead of shooting at them?
so when you shoot them out of centre, do you eat them first or load them manually? :scratchchin:
When is their flavor best?
don't they all taste the same?
would they taste the same if they were smarties?
Would you prefer Skittles instead?
what can I win if I play?
what will you play to win?
Will you play fair?
shall we take it to the fairground?
May I ride the pony?
wouldn't you rather ride the unicorn?
what if what I want to ride isn't at the fair?
Shouldn't you look for the red lights?
won't you need a green light to go ahead?
Shouldn't he speed up when the light goes yellow?
will he turn purple if he does?
Has he done it before to know for sure?
if he has, should I be turning green?
Is it easy being green?
would Kermit know?
what's green and smells like Bacon?
I give up..........what?
isn't it Kermit's finger? :icon_smile_big:
why does it smell like bacon? (I get it now that I thought about it)
Does it also taste like chicken
do frog fingers taste like frogs legs?
even if they did .......would they be worth the effort? :lol:
what if the frog had fat fingers?
would he sink a lily pad?
doesn't fat float?
does it also clog?
so your saying that a fat frog would clog?
or will fat clog the frog?
have you ever seen a clogged frog?
wouldn't it explode?
or would it look like a dog trying to pass a peach seed? :o
how fast would the dog have to be going to pass a peach seed?
isn't it how fast is the peach seed going when passed by the dog?
watch out for ricochets :icon_smile_big:
wouldn't a peach seed be well and truly rooted?
wouldn't that be the dog afterwards?
would it move as fast as a rocket ship on roller skates?
would roller skating be able to keep up with a rocket?
how fast can you skate?
what if you skidded instead? would you leave a skid mark?
how big a skid mark are you trying for?
if you have skid marks, did you have an accident?
were you trying to pass the peach seed ? :o
wasn't I going so fast that I had to skid to a halt?
isn't that a different kind of skid?
but doesn't it leave a skid mark? :icon_smile_big:
so the ones in your undies are caused by friction, is that what your saying?
aren't I saying its caused by drum brakes?
you keep drum brakes in your undies?
well, you never really know when they might come in handy, do you?
why don't you upgrade to discs and be done with it? ;D
will that eliminate the skids?
sound like you might have a dicky proportioning valve :icon_smile_big: have you checked it's proper function lately
should I be looking at a grease and oil change?
would it be hard to find the drain plug?
Would there be more than one option for the drain plug?
would there be any need to drain from multiple ports?
Don't you think occasionally it would be important for general maintenance?
shouldn't you change all fluids occasionally ?
out with the old and in with the new?
think I'd pass on the in with the new :scratchchin: ,how about you?
Wouldn't you pour the new in at the opposite end from the drain valves?
is one hole better than another?
aren't some holes made for exhaust not intake?
what about ear holes?
what?
I thought you only lost your marbles..........is you hearing gone too?
haven't I just passed the use by date? :scratchchin:
Have you surpassed the use by date?
if you say what while reading, is that a hearing problem, or back to the marbles?
could they be one in the same?
what do marbles sound like?
Are the marbles packed tight or do they rattle around?
if you lose your marbles, will they make a noise when you drop them?
would that depend on what sort of floor your standing on ?
what if you are hanging instead of standing?
would you have to be hanging up side down?
why would you be upside down ?
so that your marbles can fall out?
aren't we all upside down , down here?
will somebody help me dig a hole?
how big a hole do you want?
should we go for the record?
is a big hole always better? ;D
would that depend on what you wanted to bury?
If I'm going in head first..........YES! :D
what if you didn't want to burry anything ?
watch out what you find at the bottom
then what's the point of digging a hole?
Hopefully a mouth full! :lol:
what if you just liked to hide in holes in the ground?
what kind of animal do you take me for? :icon_smile_big:
:eek2: would that then be zombie love?
or would you be in love with a zombie?
could the zombie be in love with you?
should I run for the hills?
isn't the catch phrase" you can run but you can't hide" ?
Why do you want to run and hide?
do you like to "get down" with zombies?
Wouldn't just meeting a zombie be a true downer!
Do you have any first hand accounts on this subject? :icon_smile_dead:
are we going to be subjected to nonsense?
isn't that what is already happening?
Aren't zombies make believe?
doesn't that depend on who you talk to?
are you saying I'm not real?
are you saying your a zombie?
how can I be sure?
do you smell real bad and have critters living up your nose?
can you have a look?
would you trust someone that's blind and lost his marbles? ;D
I'd trust someone who is blind and lost his marbles before I would trust someone who smells bad and has critters up his nose...wouldn't you?
is his sense of smell bad, or does he just plain stink?
could you ask the critters up his nose?
would you believe their answer?
isn't there one born every minute?
critters born in his nose?
if he's a zombie, it's quite possible, isn't it?
would it not depend on the size of the critters being born and the size of his nose?
could they be bigger than fleas?
could they be smaller that fleas ?
would they have their own fleas?
so would the fleas fleas know?
even if they know, can they talk?
if they could would we be able to understand them ?
have you got your hearing aid turned up?
would we need aids to hear?
will we soon need aids to walk?
If we need aids to walk, would we also need aids to drive?
Isn't it obvious far too many people depend on electronic aids to drive, thus proving they do not know how?
Isn't it also obvious that some of those without the electronic aids can't drive either?
doesn't Darwin kinda weed those out?
For every one gone, it seems a new one is born, don't you think?
with all the "electronic crutches" I think they are not born, but being trained to be stupid, don't you?
doesn't the stupid part just come naturally to some?
and their always the breeders :eek2:
Is it genetically engineered?
do you think its simply safety in numbers ?
Would that rule apply in this case?
doesn't that rule apply in most cases?
aren't some cases brief?
have you been briefed in this case?
are my briefs in someone's case?
are you running commando ?
did you use cammo paint while running commando?
If you used cammo paint while running commando, would you truly be running commando?
would that depend on what you had the camo paint on ? ;D
if the "whole" body was painted cammo, wouldnt he be hard to see?
Wouldn't that depend on what environment he is running in?
why would he be seen............don't you keep him tucked away?
what if he's ready to attack? ;D
Are you suggesting that I zip the zipper?
would't someone be able to sniff him out?
Would they be able to do that with a stuffy nose?
they would if it was snuff, right?
whats snuff stuffed up their nose for ?
is there another place for it
could you put it in your ear?
or maybe keep it in a box?
wouldn't it get wet? :angel:
:smilielol: what if the box is water proof?
would you still want to snuff the snuff?
should we just leave the snuff alone?
maybe your "snuff" would be lonely?
would it get the snuffles?
or maybe even the sniffles?
can snuff, sniff?
don't you sniff snuff?
so do you sniff snuff instead of a puff?
what if I huff and puff the snuff?
would it blow the house down?
or would I blow the house up?
where would you live ?
would you want bricks or sticks?
wouldn't bricks be best?
but sticks if you don't got bricks ,right?
could you use bricks to hold the sticks?
won't the bricks break the sticks ?
won't the sticks blow away?
is that from the puff from sniffing the snuff?
today I found a stone, shall I throw it away?
do you want to throw it away?
if I knew, would I be asking?
is the stone unique?
or is it a unique stone?
could you use the unique stone to stone a unique rabbit after unique up on him?
if you could, would that make it uniquely different?
would it put rabbit in the pot ?
couldn't pot be put to better use?
:2thumbs: but wouldn't it make for a merry rabbit feast ?
do merry rabbits feast?
if their like merry anything else they do, right ?
do you really want to see everything they do?
aren't some things better left to the imagination?
I've got a pretty vivid imagination is that wise?
would wearing a blind fold help?
couldn't you still hear them ?
are you deliberately being difficult? :icon_smile_big:
who me?
you be poly, am I right?
could I have a secret life? ;D
is a secret life worth having?
it could be better than the one you've already got couldn't it?
how would I know if it's a secret?
is that a secret? ;D
it must be but who do we know that can't keep secrets?
aren't secrets eventually found out?
if you do not tell your secret to anyone, how could it be found out?
if you never tell anyone, is it really a secret, or is it just a thought?
doesn't the mind sometimes slip and the thoughts get out?
isn't the point of a secret, is to not let that happen?
what if you talk in your sleep?
do you discuss your secrets in your sleep?
is this becoming a discussion on whether or not things are discussed while asleep?
perhaps...it would appear that way...wouldn't you agree?
what if I agree to disagree?
if you secretly disagree, would anyone else know?
does it have to be a secret?
why not agree and tell everyone?
who will want to listen?
anybody that wants to know a secret ,right?
but what if the secrets out?
then its not a secret then is it?
why not just tell us your secret?
but then they won't be secrets will they?
do they really want to be secrets?
aren't some things meant to be kept secret?
if even one person knows the secret, is it still a secret?
what if that one person is the one with the secret? ;D
what would qualify as a secret worth keeping forever secret?
that would have to be a super secret wouldn't it?
doesn't it seem there are highly guarded secrets that really don't need to be kept secret?
Are you keeping secrets from me?
What do you think?
Do I get paid to think?
Does anyone get paid to think?
doesn't it hurt to think?
is that burning rubber I smell?
or is it just rubber burning?
Does thinking stink?
or can it blow your mind?
could you just blow your mind and think about the stink ?
if you've blown your mind, would you care about the stink?
could the stink be from the blown mind cooking? :laugh:
Do you know of anyone who has cooked a blown mind?
if you did how would you know?
I've come close couple of times...good thing it repairs itself,don't you think?
is a cooked mind sane?
Are you saying I'm not sane?
Isn't the definition of "not sane" having old cars?
is there any truth in that?
would I lie to you?
is there any way of knowing?
what if I agree?
could it get you into trouble?
how much trouble could it get me in?
can you get into trouble for telling the truth?
I'm pretty sure you can, aren't you?
if the question is "does this make my butt look fat"?
can't you get into trouble without even trying ?
can't we all?
I'm sure we can, but where?
if we are in trouble, does it matter?
anywhere anytime ,right?
what if I prefer to stay home?
would you be in trouble at home them ?
wouldn't I be in more trouble if I didn't come home?
that would depend on what's waiting for you wouldn't it?
might it be a rolling pin?
I wouldn't go home to a rolling pin, would you ?
what if you were on a roll?
then you wouldn't know would you?
Could you be in trouble for being on a roll?
could you add a rock to your roll?
Are you going to eat the roll?
would that be a bread roll?
so is a bread roll with a rock ,rock n roll ?
or is a bread roll with a rock a broken tooth?
what if its a soft rock?
Do you mean "soft rock" like the music group "Bread"?
I was thinking smokie but you got the point, didn't you?
Smokie?
yea "living next door to Alice" don't you remember them?
I do but I don't think I ever lived next door to Alice or to Smokie, did you?
wouldn't you have to live in the UK ?
Would I enjoy living in the U.K.?
I don't think so do you?
I suppose that would depend upon many factors, don't you agree?
yea ,like do you like lots of rain?
would an umbrella make it better?
how long can you hold it?
I've never timed myself, have you?
would you get someone else to hold it for you? ;D
would that be to my advantage?
isn't it better to have it held by someone else?
or maybe it would just be better to live in Victoria?
only if your a Victorian ,right?
how's your weather? :nana: ( We don't need umbrellas here. weather's perfect.)
yea so we got a bit of excess water , want some? ;D
can you use it to fill your swimming pool?
who needs a swimming pool? :scratchchin:
jumping in the pool is better than standing in the rain isn't it?
you get wet one way or the other don't you?
I would think jumping in a pool to get wet would be more enjoyable than standing in the rain,don't you agree?
wouldn't that depend on the weather ?
If the pool is indoors, wouldn't that make it enjoyable all year round?
Wouldn't an outdoor hot tub also be enjoyable year round?
are we talking a hot tub of lard?
Wouldn't that be called a fryer?
should we use a steamer instead?
that's a sauna isn't it?
what if I said you were right?
then we'd be in agreement then wouldn't we?
so does that make us one?
or are we just unanimous ?
would it be more fun to be infamous?
doesn't fame come at a price ?
if you're famous, doesn't money come to you?
but there are other costs aren't there?
is the cost of living one of them?
isn't the cost of living part of everything these days?
what is the cost of living?
isn't it to much?
would that be how much you spend?
isn't it what you need, not want, to spend?
I agree it is what we need to spend, but do we want to?
I want to spend as little as possible, what do others think?
Do we have a choice how little we must spend to live?
if we need it, or want it, if we buy it, isnt that still a cost?
Does the cost vary by individual?
wouldnt the need of each individual be different?
Isn't being different what makes an individual an individual?
isn't being an individual what makes us different?
isnt being different a good thing?
is it good to stand out in a crowd ?
or would you rather blend in?
do you have a blender?
do you need a blender to blend in ?
wouldn't a blender do a better job?
of what?
of blending, or do you prefer a chopper?
can't you do more with a blender ?
would you ride the chopper?
If you rode the chopper would you blend in better?
do you mean sit and spin ? ;D
Wouldn't that cause you to get dizzy?
wouldn't you then blend in with the rest of the world?
Is the rest of the world dizzy because of the earths spin?
if the earth stopped spinning, would we all fall off?
where would we fall to?
Would we fall to the moon?
wouldn't you have to jump like the cow ?
didn't the cow run away with the spoon?
wasn't that the dish?
cow jumped over the moon
Is Fred playing 2nd fiddle to the cat?
isn't it a very confusing rhyme anyway?
How confusing could it be? :popcrn:
how confused can you get? :shruggy:
Will we end up confusing ourselves on the matter? :lol:
are we heading towards the state of dazed and confused ?
Aren't we already there?
reading this thread you would think so wouldn't you? ;)
didn't the cow smash the dish so it couldn't run away with the spoon?
Didn't the cow invent the flying saucer?
will the cup meet up with the saucer through the mile high club?
is it a little green cow ?
did it land on Mars?
that's a big jump isn't it?
why else would it be green?
Wouldn't you rather use a ladder?
where are you climbing to?
is it the stairway to heaven ?
Isn't heaven on Earth?
do you believe Belinda Carlisle ?
I've learnt not to believe anyone, how about you?
can't anyone tell the truth anymore?
they probably can but should we believe them?
how can you tell?
Could you test them?
would the tube be big enough?
are they really tinny ?
or maybe they're just stubby?
yea but aren't stubbies fat?
would that be a Darwin stubby?
are they the fattest ?
aren't they the fatest?
are there any fatter
is fat ever skinny?
Is there any fat on skinny?
if your nickname is skinny, are you fat?
Or are you skinny?
do you live in Australia?
we call gingers "blue"
Should I be?
should you be what?
Can't I be Who instead?
are you on first ?
who's on first?
What's on second?
should I take a look?
who's on third then?
should I take a look?
do you hear an echo ?
what? what? what? what wha wh.
do you have a tick?
Would a cause him to repeat repeat repeat?
do you have paralyses ticks over there ?
would a tick cause you to blink or wink?
Where is the tick going to bite?
could it cause a spasm ?
Who would have the spasm, the tick or you?
have you got a crystal ball?
What do you want with a crystal ball?
would it match the other one ? :icon_smile_big:
:smilielol: or would a mismatch be better?
Isn't a pair better than one?
a pair of what?
would a pair make to much noise while you were walking ?
what if you crawled instead?
Didn't you cushion them to keep them from rattling?
do you mean are they in a bag ? :icon_smile_big:
isn't that where you keep your marbles?
Didn't he lose his marbles?
should he put them in his pouch when he finds them?
aren't they under the lounge ?
if I know where they are they aren't lost :icon_smile_big:
when are you going to pick them up?
Whose lounge are they under?
if I pick them up, might I loose them again ?
wouldn't putting them in your pouch keep them safe?
weren't we talking about crystal balls ?
yes and wouldn't that be the safest place for them?
weather's turned shitty here.
are crystal balls like crystal jaws ?
yea weather is confusing everything and everyone, the mulberry tree has started to sprout :shruggy: there's still another month of winter yet
are crystal jaws like saltwater taffy?
Well they'll be turning blue in this weather..........no wait..........that's blueberries :lol:
Do you get crystal jaws from chewing salt water taffy?
don't know about your jaw but it wouldn't be good for your teeth would it ?
what if you've got a jaw of steel?
do people call you "jaws " ?
would you end up with a mouth full of rust?
would you have to upgrade to stainless ? :icon_smile_big:
do you mean stainless balls in your mouth?
would they end up in your pants if you swallowed them?
why would you have balls in your mouth ?
did somebody put them there?
wouldn't steel balls be better than crystal balls?
Can we all go to the masquerade ball instead?
Would we be able to recognize each other?
might it be better that we didn't? :icon_smile_big:
Or perhaps better that others didn't, wouldn't you agree?
what will happen if I don't?
Is this a test?
will you pass with flying colours?
do I need to fly my colors?
or have your colours flown the coup?
what colour are your colours ? :icon_smile_big:
would it be a problem if you're colour blind?
could you tell your own colours from someone else's ?
What would happen if you didn't like my true colors?
would that just be tuff?
Do you mean tough to chew?
if it's tough to chew, would that make it even tougher to swallow?
and if it don't go down easy it won't come out easy either will it ?
would it help if you stewed over it for a while?
maybe it would if you stewed it in oil ,do you think ?
would you be able to stop it from sliding away?
isn't that what you want ?
what if it slides to far?
then it would be in your boots wouldn't it?
would it become a blob?
you could form it into anything you want, almost like play dough wouldn't you say ?
Would you eat playdough?
kids do, do they not?
Do kids have any sense about them?
I don't think so ,do you agree ?
Think they need to be taught......yes?
with what size paddle to teach them?
2x4 works the best don't you think?
shall we ask the monkeys?
could they answer after the 2x4 ? ;D
DID THEY CALL the police?
aren't they busy looking for the ducks?
who the police ?
not the monkeys surely?
who called the police on the monkeys ?
was it not the kids chasing jims ducks ?
did they finally catch up?
the police or the ducks ?
are the kids wearing gloves?
what kids ?
the kids chasing the ducks. reply #6081 or will they leave finger prints?
(as in kid gloves)
will the police stop the kids in gloves from chasing the ducks ?
will they have to finger print the ducks to see which kids were chasing them?
how do you finger print a duck ?
are you not forensically minded?
I'd like to see it wouldn't you? :icon_smile_big:
would we see it if we kept our eyes open?
what about dust in your eyes ?
what if the dust came out of the ducks?
do you mean a clandestine duck dust attack ?
Do ducks attack clandestine dust?
does the dust attack clandestine ducks ?
what if they are eider ducks?
How much dust is on a dusty duck?
can a dusty duck fly?
Is the dusty duck a real duck?
why do you ask?
Wouldn't I have to know if it is a real duck or a fake duck to answer your question of whether it can fly or not?
couldn't you just take a stab in the dark?
No, that hurts. :slap: How about just poking it instead?
did you know that if you poke holes in the air you'll let the flies in?
too late the flies are already here , so who 's pocking the dusty duck? ;D
I'm not sure my poker is up to it.........is yours?
I lost mine while looking for marbles. Do you know where I can get another?
Could you make a new poker from a willow branch?
it's possible but would you be able to poke anyone with it?
Who would you want to poke?
my mistake............I mean can you poke anything with it?
alright I'll bite , WHAT would you like to poke with it ?
what if I want to poke it down a hole? would it bend?
how deep is the hole? it might fall in ;D
if it falls in.......will I fall in too?
if you fall in how will you get out ? ;D
can I rely on you to give me a hand?
what if the hole is to deep for you to hear the clapping ?
then should you run like the clappers before you fall in as well?
If we poked in another willow branch, could you grab hold?
but could the willow branch hold him?
Do you have a better idea?
could we just fill in the hole ? :icon_smile_big:
would I be lost for ever?
couldn't you climb on top ?
wouldn't it land on top of me?
are you quick on your feet ?
aren't I in a bit of a tight squeeze?
couldn't you just dodge and weave and end up on top ? :yesnod:
like a worm do you mean?
would that be the worm that turned ?
Could you ride a worm to the top?
would you want to ride the worm? :icon_smile_big:
Would it get me safely out of the hole?
if you're a mole, would you stay in the hole?
If I were a mole, wouldn't I be a double agent?
could you be a triple agent?
Wouldn't that put me further down the hole?
how much further past the bottom can you go?
all the way to China?
Would China allow moles?
isn't that were they come from? :scratchchin:
Would they be molenese then?
I prefer molasses don't you?
its good for rust stripping isn't it ?
rather a sticky affair don't you think?
doesn't everyone want a sticky affair ?
how about a finger licking good affair?
do you mean a bucket of KFC ? :icon_smile_big:
Would a bucket of KFC strip rust?
could you try it and see?
Would it leave a mirror like shine to see your reflection?
Do you really want to look at yourself? :icon_smile_big:
could you just reflect instead?
Do I have the ability to reflect forward?
should I look back and see?
do you have eyes in the back of your head ?
Which part of your head do you put your shades on?
have you seen people wearing them on the backs of their heads ? :yesnod:
Don't they also wear them on top of thier heads?
wouldn't the top of your head be made for hats?
Is that why some are bald?
is it ware from the hat ?
or maybe even tear from the hat?
Did you wear your hat in a glue factory?
don't you have to wear a hat in a glue factory ?
Wouldn't you rather the glue on your hat than your head?
if the glue got on your head and you put the hat on would you be able to get it off ?
The glue? Or the hat?
what about the head ?
Is that how the headless horseman lost his head?
Wasn't that from riding his horse too fast through the low hanging tree branches?
Honestly, I hear he lost his head in the civil war. It was shot off by a cannon. Is that what you heard/read?
Is that the story? Shall I google that?
did you?
Did you google it as well? :popcrn:
yes I did , did you know its all fluff and nonsense ?
Isn't it supposed to be for entertainment around a campfire?
do you mean with the torch under your chin ? :scared:
Where else would you put it?
would that depend on the company ? :D
does a company need a torch?
what if there's a blackout ?
Did you pay the electric bill?
does that make any difference ?
Is the powerplant still making electricity?
Not in the US any more if it is coal powered.
is the pope catholic ?
this is the largest coal export port in Australia , all of our power plants are coal fired
Should he represent more than one religion?
Thanks to an increase in emission regulations by our celebrity, our coal plants are shutting down and some mines export more coal now than we use.
would he have to wear more than one hat ?
Wouldn't his neck hurt if he wore more than one hat?
doesn't his neck hurt all the time anyway ?
Wouldn't his head hurt as well ?
mine does just thinking about it , how about you ?
Do you think it best to not think?
if you think to much will it strain your brain ?
Don't you have to have a brain before you can strain it?
what would you strain it through ?
Don't you have a strainer?
no she left :icon_smile_big: ,how about you?
Nope, she left, but left her friends :eek2: What gets rid of the friends?
would a big dog help ?
Be my luck that they are dog lovers. Any other ideas?
why not try a "pet" skunk ? :yesnod:
should I get a white one or a black and white one?
do they come in white ?
Haven't you heard of an albino?
aren't they rare ?
Isn't any animal in an albino color rare?
what about rabbits ?
I don't know, what about them?
aren't they common as rabbits ?
Wouldn't an albino skunk get mistaken for a cat?
would that be a BAD mistake ?
Yes, don't you agree?
do you think its a mistake that you'd only make once ?
Don't you think it is an unpleasant mistake you could make more than once?
I think I would have learnt my lesson ,how about you ?
My dogs need to be reminded every year to leave the striped kitties alone...does that make them slow learners?
could they just be dumb dogs ? :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't smart dogs be curious stripped kitties as well?
but a smart dog would only be curious once wouldn't they?
Isn't animal intelligence a generational thing that carries over from one generation to the next?
Does the same concept apply to humans?
do you mean did your parents slap some sense into you when you were young ?
Would slapping sense into a child alter genetics?
would that depend on who was doing the slaping ?
my mother could make your ear ring for a week if you pissed her off ;)
Are you smarter because of it?
My mother would tan my butt with a stick almost daily...guess she was beating the wrong end cause I don't feel any smarter.
yes ,soon learned to not get caught . :icon_smile_big: how about you ?
Oh yes...does that mean we got smarter?
don't they call it aversion therapy ?
Or negative reinforcement therapy?
Both of which later in life might require psychological therapy!
:2thumbs: they keep telling us that were all f*cked up from all the abuse dished out by our parents , but I think their the ones that need a shrink . would you agree ?
Wouldn't you agree any adult dishing out abuse would be in therapy.
isn't everybody ? :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't it be easiest to blame our parents?
aren't we products of our own design ?
Thursday?
today or next week ?
Why not Friday?
but it is Friday isn't it ?
4:20 am fri 2/8/13 :yesnod:
Isn't it Thursday?
lol...12:34 PM Thursday, August 1, 2013 here!
so is it today or tomorrow ?
Haven't we established that it depends upon whose perspective?
Does anyone know what time it is?
Wouldn't that also depend on where you reside on this planet?
If we have to factor in everyone's perspective, locations, and designs... will we ever agree?
could we just have a universal time ? dodge time :2thumbs:
Yes I agree but how do we manage daytime and nighttime?
now isn't that a complicated question ?
What if we removed all numbers and had "IT'S CRUISIN' TIME" wrap all the way around the clockface, could we all agree then?
do you mean any time is cruisin time? :yesnod:
Is there ever a bad time to go cruising?
have you ever heard of a hurricane?
Which one?
how about a cyclone ?
Are we cruising in a Mercury Cyclone?
wouldn't you rather be cruising in a charger ?
That would be much better. Any particular route we should take?
always wanted to see route 66 how about you ?
You got gas money??
Sure do. I'm all packed up and ready to go. Route 66 is fine. I've been on part of it. When shall we head out?
I've got some swimming to do , what about you start without me and I'll catch up?
Which end do you want to start from?
Which end will be closest to the end of your swim?
that would be the windy city wouldn't it ?
Do some cities have more wind than others?
do you mean wind or do you mean "hot air " ? :icon_smile_big:
Does anyone else worry about Chicago drivers? (or lack there-of)
Does Chicago lack drivers?
empty streets might seem like a dream wouldn't it ?
If the streets are empty, should we drive on them?
could you drive however you liked on an empty street or would you still be worried about the" man" being just around the corner ? :scratchchin:
Aren't they always watching?
they seem to be whenever I'm on the road :yesnod: but I could be paranoid what do you think ?
Are you on the road while they all are heading to the donut shop?
Wouldn't it be best to be on the street while they are in the donut shop?
or after while they are in a sugar induced coma ?
Doesn't sugar give some folks a high?
isn't that sherbet ? :D
Shouldn't it have some Sprite or 7Up in it as well? :drool5:
hasn't anyone told you fizzy drinks will rot your teeth ?
Will one or two every now and then be alright?
would that depend on who you talked to ?
If you add alcohol to the fizzy drink,will it have the same effect on your teeth?
Does a bear shit in the woods? :lol:
Does the bear live in the woods?
are we back to the woods where your knee deep in bear shit ?
Apparently. Shall we move to the duck pond?
would you rather be knee deep in duck muk ? ;D
Bear shit, duck muck, isn't it all the same?
yea you'll end up with shitty shoes either way ,right?
Yep and if it is deep enough, won't you be covered to your knees?
gumboots or waders ? :shruggy:
Wouldn't it fill the gumboots?
maybe if its truly knee deep do you think ?
Should you put on a divers' suit instead?
are you planning on swimming in it ?
Aren't we already?
I suppose you could look at it that way couldn't you?
Do we want to look at it?
if you don't look at it how will you know what you've got ?
Couldn't you simply grab it & compare the way it feels to things you're familiar with?
Wouldn't it be better to just look at it than grab it?
Quote from: burnout.dawg on August 05, 2013, 02:30:23 PM
Wouldn't it be better to just look at it than grab it?
What if it were as nasty to look at as a Pontiac Aztek that can burn your retinas from 300 yards?
Could we avert our eyes?
but what could it do to your fingers if you just grab it ?
Does it bite?
Or, does it suck on them?
Wouldn't that be better than getting them nibbled off?
have you seen the thing ? :yesnod:
No...have you?
Is this thing grey by any chance? :smilielol:
do you mean the thingy ?
Has anyone ever seen the thingy?
is the thingy like bigfoot ?
Has anyone seen the bigfoot?
could bigfoot and the thingy be one in the same ?
No...I've heard they are two separate creatures...haven't you heard the same?
i'v heard all sorts of stories about bigfoot. the grey thingy :shruggy: I think you'd have to ask fred wasn't it him that lost it ?
Yes I did, I knew I should have tied a string to it. Has anyone found it yet?
i'v heard its running around with bigfoot ,would that make it easier to find ?
finished or taking a break ?
wouldn't we have to find bigfoot first?
finished.
does that mean were looking for someone with big feet and a rubber thingy ?
:woohoo: :2thumbs:
Does Skip have big feet?
:2thumbs: :2thumbs: :cheers:
does he have a rubber thingy?
if you had a rubber thingy would you want anyone to know ?
Wasn't the grey thingy riding around in the desert with skip a couple months back?
are you saying his rubber thingy has turned grey?
should it be pink ?
Isn't the thingy grey?
have you seen it ? ;D
is someone mistakenly looking for pink rubber?
pink rubber what? gumboots ,bed sheets :shruggy:
does it really matter what it is as long as it is pink?
does that mean that if its "pink" it can be used for anything ?
if you want to use it for anything wouldn't it be better if it was clear?
how can you hide behind something that is clear ?
you can't but couldn't you hide it instead?
Do you want to hide the thingy?
don't you think I want it back?
would you want it back after someone had played hide the thingy ? :scratchchin:
are you saying I should live without it?
you seem to be doing well ,how long has it been ?
How much longer can you survive without it?
Are you saying we can't survive without a thingy?
can life go on without one ?
Are you still getting by without it?
my thingy's firmly attached , how about you ? ;D
What if it wasn't?
then you could loose it couldn't you? :'(
doesn't loosing your grey thingy leave you dumb?
I don't know about dumb but definitely numb don't you think ?
Weren't we speaking of a pink thingy?
when I said I lost my grey thingy..........wasn't I referring to grey matter?
if it started off pink and ended up grey maybe it fell off ?
isn't grey matter always grey?
doesn't it change colour when it gets exposed to air ?
wouldn't that make it useless?
if your grey mater is exposed to the air you would be useless wouldn't you ? :eek2:
who says I'm not?
do you have a craving for brains ?
isn't that why I'm desperate to find my grey thingy?
Are you going zombie on us?
do zombie's have brains?
don't they eat them ?
just my luck always thought it would start over there
Don't they start with politicians first?
why can't ordinary folks go first?
would you want to be eaten first ?
Wouldn't that make him a zombie as well?
what if I don't want to be a zombie?
:icon_smile_dead: Why would anyone want to be a zombie?
would you know any better?
but what about the whole rotting thing ?
would a zombie know he was rotting...........would he even care?
Do they even decompose? :eek2:
would they be good for the garden?
how do you keep them in the garden but ?
Don't you have a fence around your garden to keep the critters out?
but if they're being kept out, then how the hell can you keep them in?
so would it keep the critters in ?
Doesn't a fence work both ways?
would it help if you piled a tonne of mulch on top?
haven't you seen the movies, don't they come from the ground ?
isn't mulch supposed to keep the weeds at bay?
Wasn't it suppose to make your garden look good?
will it still look good with zombies popping up?
Are you growing zombies?
aren't I growing Zinnias?
Wouldn't zinnias look better than zombies?
would that depend on whether you prefer colour or monochrome?
what if your colour blind ?
Would we care?
should we care?
Would the zombies care?
I don't care if they do.....do you?
If you're name isn't Karen, then what is it?
I don't know, do you?
Aren't you still wearing a nametag?
don't you mean again?
Have you removed it since the last time?
didn't I lose it the day I lost myself?
Where did you lose it?
is it where I lost my grey thingy?
Is that the same place Poly lost his marbles?
are you saying if I could find poly's marbles...........I'll find my grey thingy?
Could it be that the grey thingy took Polys' marbles and your nametag, and is going by your identity?
is the grey thingy a kleptomaniac ?
Why would your identity take Poly's marbles?
aren't they under the lounge ?
Are you suggesting the identity did not take Poly's marbles?
are poly's marbles really lost?
aren't they under the lounge for safe keeping ?
when are you going to collect them?
if I move them might I loose them ?
didn't I tell you to put them in a pouch?
yea but what do you do when the kangaroo isn't keen on being turned into a shim
Would a kangaroo work as a suitable shim?
that would mean you already had his sack , which is where you'd keep your marbles (or baccy). :yesnod: wouldn't it ?
but do I need his sack when I have a sack of my own?
can you keep your marbles in it ? ;D
what if I told you I do?
Why are your marbles under the lounge and not in your bag?
did they roll there?
isn't that where if found them after I lost them ?
How did you lose them?
:brickwall: would this answer your question ?
What if I asked a question that that didn't answer?
can a question answer itself?
Is it right for a question to question itself?
Isn't this entire thread based on a question questioning itself?
or maybe the answer answering itself?
isn't it the answers that we seek ?
Which day does it do it on?
what does it do ? does it do it all day ?
do we all need to get a life?
don't you already have one ?
is it the one I want?
is it the one you were given?
Haven't you made the best of it?
can I swap it for another?
Whose life would you like to have?
what if I choose the better life I have chosen for myself?
What would you be missing out in your current life?
wouldn't I need the new life to compare?
Wouldn't you have to have lived both lives before you could tell which one is more better?
if you know that, why did you ask?
did he want a second opinion ?
Is there something wrong with a 2nd opinion?
don't you need all the opinions to make an informed choice ?
If given the choice, would your life be much different?
yes I wouldn't have married the ex :yesnod: how about yourself?
Would you have learned the same things even though you didn't experience it the way you did?
Can you start over and live your life the way you would have before the ex?
you can only try can't you?
only difference now is i'm 50 not 18
Aww, but now you can do what you've always wanted, only with wisdom, can't you?
I'm still stuck with someone who no longer shares my dreams.
sometimes you just have to run with dream don't you ?
I don't dream of running...do you?
I don't "do" running ,would a quick walk do?
Where would your quick walk take you?
a quick walk can take me lots of places (5min to harbour 10 to surfing beaches ) how about you ?
To the mountains, several rivers and if I keep walking...a lake or two. Have you been to any of these places?
yes but you need to drive ,It would take weeks to walk there .do you have that long ?
Barrington tops world conservation area and the devil ark is a 2 hour drive away
I am nestled deep within the Rocky Mountains very far from the ocean...have only seen the Pacific once as a teenager...do you spend your time on the beach?
don't like sand , love the mountains . weird hey ?
fish around the harbour a fare bit
Can you fish in Barrington Top?
Beautiful...I Googled it ;)
Are you saying Barry is on top? Who said he could be?
barry only thinks hes on top , it wasn't me was it you ?
trout :2thumbs:
where is he then?
Is Barry down under?
or is he over the moon?
Did he remember his spacesuit?
they don't make helmets that big do they ?
barry O'Farrell much hated N.S.W. premier
how about a 44 gallon drum?
who?
aren't you the lucky one ?
lucky because I can roll down a hill in it or what?
Shouldn't you use a tractor tire to roll down the hill in?
Never had trout. Plenty of bass and catfish though :drool5:
could you just roll the tractor tyre down the hill and watch it ?
me either know their there but haven't gone looking for them yet :2thumbs:
Why not put Jill in the tire and watch her roll down the hill after Jack?
I need to go fishing. Haven't got a line wet yet this year. :brickwall:
how about we roll some chees down a hill and run after it?
Trout is delicious............if you want to eat them, you need to catch them first or just go and buy the bloody things at the shops. That's easiest.
couldn't we just watch those pommies do it instead ?
Is anyone supplying the popcorn?
Anyone can buy fish, but going and getting them yourself is the most fun, if you have patience and a little understanding of how to catch them.
buttered or savoury
to some its a lot of effort for a fish :shruggy:
Wouldn't kettle corn be better?
who else would rather have corn then fish?
Or would the fish rather have corn?
hmmm, corn to bait the fish?
Will corn attract the fish?
can you get a corn on your toe?
would you use your toe for bait ?
didn't I catch a crab with it once?
how did you catch crabs on your toes ? :angel:
wasn't it crabs catching toes?
what sort of crabs do you get down there ?
Don't they make an ointment for that ?
maybe I could have a cramp in a toe instead?
Would that be better?
they do make a cream for that don't they ?
is it to go on top of a tart?
is that where the crabs came from ?
I thought they came from the ocean but could they have come from somewhere else?
do you get muddies that far down ?
I try to stay out of the mud that far down.........that's safest, don't you think?
Are you wanting to know about mud puppies?
is a mud puppy easily found?
what's a mud puppy ?
a puppy covered in mud?
how big are the puppies ? ;D
How big do you want them?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudpuppy
so what do you do with them? weren't quit what I had in mind :D
you should have marbles but you lost them right?
I know where my marbles are ,do you keep track of yours ?
would keeping on track be better?
what if something is already on the track ?
Wouldn't it be dangerous to be on the track if there was something else on the track?
what if it was a dog ?
Are we following dog tracks or chicken tracks?
Was thinking something of something much bigger...like a train...weren't you?
if we all were on track for a brain transplant, which would you choose?
Are you sayin we all need brain transplants?
don't they say you have to be mad to own an old car ?
I don't...do you?
do I what?
whatever it is, do you do it well?
Do what well?
is a thing worth doing, worth doing well?
Should we ask the thing?
does it like being done well ?
Does the grey thingy do it just as well as the thing?
it did before I lost it but now how can we be sure?
Will you ever find your grey thing, Fred?
is there a chance it might find me?
Will it bump into you on the street?
Is it nocturnal?
so is it the bump in the night ?
Could it be a dream?
is it what dreams are made of?
is it a bad dream ?
Would that make it a nightmare?
so is it a horse ?
are there courses for horses?
Why do you want the horses to go to school?
doesn't it have a bigger head?
What? The horse?
Am I right?
Don't you want to be on the left?
isn't that where my thingy goes?
if you've lost your thingy but have somewhere for it to go ,do you have a leak ? ;)
I guess I do, don't I?
so swimming's out of the question ?
Won't it quit leaking if you go swimming?
won't the leak go the other way and let water in ?
What if it's a sponge?
will that mean I'll sink?
Don't sponges float?
don't they sink when they're soaked full?
don't they sort of float just under the surface ?
would I be able to keep breathing while floating just under the surface?
Don't you float on your back?
is there any reason why I should?
Isn't it more relaxing to float on your back?
what if I want to see what's beneath me?
Where are you swimming?
is it best not to know?
not to know where your swimming or not to know what's coming up underneath you ?
If you could see what's coming up beneath you, would it matter where you are swimming?
near a seal colony comes to mind doesn't it ?
Would aseal colony be a bad place to swim?
could you call yourself an appetiser ?
or the slowest seal
Never seen a seal colony...would they eat me?
are you tasty?
Wouldn't you look tasty to a great white if you were swimming with seals?
would you be camouflaged amongst the seals?
until you became the slowest seal right? :yesnod:
could you sink to the bottom and pretend you're a rock?
Would pretending to be a rock fool a great white?
is a great white a fool?
Would he be called "great" if he were?
is he called great white because oh f*ck doesn't look good ?
If you are the slowest seal...wouldn't oh f*ck sound better?
oh f*ck would be more truthful wouldn't it ?
Would you even get everything said before a shark attack?
Wouldn't oh f*ck be quick?
could you think it at least ?
Would we want to find out?
Will you go first? :P
I'll pass on that one :yesnod: ,any other takers ?
Nope...could we stay ashore and watch seals?
could we snorkel in the bathtub instead?
Could we just watch it all on tv?
is there anything on TV worth watching?
Did you watch Shark week?
Could we snorkel in the tub and watch TV at the same time?
what if we just sit and stare at the aquarium instead?
like the cat does?
Does the cat enjoy it?
do the fish ?
what if there was a tsunami?
would we all say oh f*ck ?
What if you're on high ground?
what if you're a fish in the aquarium?
Would the fish like to swim in the ocean instead?
is that Maria in your signature ?
why would I sign my name Maria?
Do you have a split personality?
not you fred, strocker. is girl two Maria?
Do you see any nametags on either one of them?
Feel free to name as you wish :cheers: :drool5:
doesn't she look like WWE diva Maria ?
I don't watch WWE, but being that it has the logo in the corner, could it easily be her?
what if she doesn't want to be her?
can you escape what you are ?
can you jump out f your skin?
Have you ever been that scared?
would it be wise to hang onto your skin before jumping?
what are you jumping off ?
Are you jumping in with the seals?
is that a good reason to be scared ?
are you scared of seals?
no, are you scared of ghosts?
no, are you scared of being turned into shark sh*t ?
if I don't go in the water, would I need to be sacred?
are you swimming with seals ?
Do you mind if I stay on the beach instead?
don't you want to swim with the lovely seals ?
I'd love to be able to swim like a seal, wouldn't you?
For $100,000, you could swim in sub shaped like a orca. Will that do instead?
what if you're claustrophobic?
couldn't you do a lot more with 100,000 that have a whale shaped sub ?
wouldn't you prefer a yellow sub instead?
Isn't pink a better choice?
could I have something else in pink instead?
How about a pink rabbit?
should I settle for that?
Can pink rabbits swim?
do they lay pink eggs?
don't red ducks lay pink eggs ?
so what do pink rabbits lay?
Little pink poop?
always thought it was raisins ;D could I be wrong ?
could they be mistaken for tic tacs?
Have you smelled them? Are they minty?
if I get them stuck up my nose, will I be able to smell anything?
Would it be so bad if they're minty?
Is the pink bunny the Easter bunny?
Has anyone seen the real Easter bunny?
where would you have to go to see him?
how does he lay eggs ?
why do you want to know?
Could he be hungry for an Easter egg?
or does he want to lay one himself?
never saw a rabbit lay an egg thought it might be a bit of a sight ,don't you think ?
would it be similar to a goose laying an egg?
geese don't sh*t little pebbles either do they ?
they leave skid marks don't they?
don't they leave way more than skid marks ?
giant skid marks?
could you say duck muk +?
I think you could but why would you?
why not?
might you not offend a goose?
care to mention a few ? ;D
aren't there too many to name but a few?
could you say they are endless?
if we lined them up, would they fall off the earth?
maybe around once or twice ?
Have you been around once or twice?
does a few times count ?
did anybody teach him?
teach "few times" to count, I mean.
Doesn't a few mean three or more?
and what does several mean?
how about many ?
How many were there?
How many is many? Could it be infinite?
could it be endless ?
Would you want it that way?
that would depend on if it was good/bad wouldn't it? endless good :2thumbs: endless bad :eek2:
Would you become bored with endless good?
would you be better off boring a hole?
Would boring a hole be boring?
what would you bore a hole in ?
Why would I want to bore a hole?
to see whats on the other side ? :icon_smile_big:
or to stop you from getting bored?
aren't there other ways to relieve boredom ?
what if there's something boring on the other side?
could you put a cork in it ? :yesnod:
what if the hole was big enough to stuff a body through?
how big is your drill ?
Is your body a mouse?
or is my mouse the body?
Yeah...isn't that what I said?
so what you drill a 3/8 hole and just force him through or something ? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't there a chance of leaving a mess around the hole?
what if we drill a bigger hole?
How big would you want it?
mouse size ?
still say if it doesn't fit get a bigger hammer ;D
if we want to fit heaps into the hole, should we use an industrial borer?
Why not just frame in a nice door?
Will you answer the door if someone knocks?
Welcome to the 1000 post club, Burnout :2thumbs:
should you peek out the window first?
if you drilled the hole in the door could you peek and see ?
Would you pretend to not be at home?
you could if you wanted to couldn't you ?
if you weren't home, would you have to pretend?
Could you pretend to be home?
Isn't the heart at home?
or is home where the heart is?
does that mean that homeless are heatless ?
Isn't it the heartless that make the homeless homeless?
if you have a big heart, does that mean you have a big home?
Would you want to maintain a big home?
Is the site slow tonight, or is it my connection?
could someone else do it for you?
it's excruciatingly slow..........thought it was my IP.
Can you afford it?
Glad it's not only me :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:
would they do it for peanuts?
Are you having an elephant clean your house?
would that be a bit like a bull in a china shop?
Which one does a better job cleaning?
should I have a go at doing it myself?
Are you that bored?
I'm collecting coloured bottles, why should I be bored? :icon_smile_big:
How could you get bored collecting blue bottles?
wouldn't you get stung collecting blue bottles ? ;D
Wouldn't the challenge be to not get stung while collecting them?
don't you just let them dry out on the beach and then "pop" them with your heel ?
do you pop them into your mouth?
would you eat a jellyfish?
does it come in orange flavour?
more like sand flavour wouldn't it ?
Have you purposely tasted sand?
doesn't every kid that goes to the beach for the first time ?
Are you a kid?
I was once ,wasn't I ?
Guess we all were, once, weren't we?
would you go back and do it again ?
but now :eek2:
Yes, knowing what I know now, wouldn't you?
don't you think kids do it a lot tougher now ?
Not at all. Do you?
doesn't it all get tougher with age?
don't some things just go flabby instead of getting tough ?
Doesn't everything go flabby?
could we all agree that getting old sux ?
it sure isn't any fun is it?
only the actual getting old bit , the whole have the day to yourself thing really appeals doesn't it ?
and who doesn't want to be retired?
have two 75+ year olds at work who might don't you think ?
Do they want to work or do they have to work?
don't they say if you never slow down you never grow old ?
can't you keep on the move even when retired?
yes if your motivated ,for those that aren't isn't it better to have something (work) to make them get off their buts ?
who gives a shit about anyone else? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't that what's wrong with society today?
is there anything right with society?
Is it possible to change society?
does society want to change?
Are we happy with where we are?
couldn't we just put a lid on it?
And let it simmer?
when will it turn to stew?
would that be a human stew ?
Are there carrots and potatoes in the stew?
there would definitely be some vegetables wouldn't there ?
And a little spice?
would only a little be acceptable ?
my guts plays up over spicy food :yesnod:
isn't less, more?
does that only apply to the ones who have more ?
Could we serve the spice on the side for those who prefer more?
isn't nothing like a bit of spice on the side right ? :yesnod:
Unless it's spice with the main coarse...right?
are we still on the main course or have we veered to the left?
May I move on to dessert?
Would you like some spice with your desert?
how about deep fried ice cream balls instead?
they are yummy, aren't they?
as yummy as deep fried mars bars ?
They sound yummy...don't they?
but are they really ?
I don't know...I've never tried them. Have you?
doesn't deep frying improve everything?
sickly sweet :eek2: would it upset anyone if I said they were over rated ?
of course things can be too sweet, can't they?
can't some people not get enough "sweets"?
Can you define "sweets"?
isn't it things that rot your teeth ?
Oh, those kinds of sweets. Won't brushing regularly save your teeth from rotting?
can't brushing to much wear them out ?
Wouldn't it take longer to wear them out than rot them out?
should we try it and see ?
I still have all my teeth...do you?
do ones that were knocked out count ?
How did your teeth get knocked out?
are you familiar with the term " leading with my face" ?
Why did you do that?
I don't think it was by choice was it ?
Your face,your teeth...was it a choice?
if I said it didn't all happen at the same time would it make it easier to digest ?
Are you a bit of a roughneck?
or do you just fall down a lot?
could I plead guilty to all charges ?
used to drink at the local "biker pub" made the news and a hit song news clip in song footage is of the star riot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hP6MuXcMw
Are you guilty?
aren't you only guilty if caught ?
I wasn't on film :cheers:
aren't you innocent until proven guilty?
Good clip.
Don't the cops treat you like you're guilty till proven innocent?
do we live in topsy turvy land?
are we upside down ?
Which way is up?
would it be the bottom of your feet or the top of your head?
which side are you standing on ?
can you have a look?
Do you want me to take a peek?
do you need to drill a hole ?
Do we need another hole?
are there too many already
Do we need a few more?
Will you put it in the wrong hole?
am I allowed :angel:
Must you be invited?
saves a rude shock doesn't it? ;D
Will she let you?
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wrong_hole-video-164.htm
If you wait for an invitation...will it happen?
would that depend on what sort of a girl your waiting on ? ;)
Is she worth waiting for?
don't all good things come to those that wait?
If you know what you want, aren't you supposed to go get it?
if you just take it won't that upset someone ?
what if you take them (someone) too?
Is there room in the truck for them to ride along as well?
could you tie them to the roof rack?
Didn't you remove the roof rack before we left?
what did I do with it?
Didn't you leave it with the jack and the tire iron?
what was I thinking............have I lost my marbles?
Are you sure you didn't set them down with the jack and tire iron as well?
should we go back and have a look?
Where did you leave the spare, the jack, the tire iron, the ladder rack, and your marbles?
how should I know, it was dark wasn't it?
Why didn't you have the lights on?
did we have lights?
should you catch a bus instead ?
How big of a net will I need?
would you need a big pin to ?
could you just bore a whole and have it drop in?
Quote from: polywideblock on August 19, 2013, 10:19:34 PM
should you catch a bus instead ?
ha ha ha ha!!!!!
What? More holes? ::)
Gama Su? :smilielol: :smilielol:
what ? :shruggy:
Could you translate, please?
Haven't you heard this joke?
A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong Hole? What do you mean Wrong Hole?"
I've never heard of it.........has anyone else?
:lol:
Just found it on the internet...didnt anyone else Google it?
was there a need after stroker proffered it up?
It was so nice of Stoker to post it up, wasn't it?
are you looking to gain brownie points? :icon_smile_big:
how do brownie points work ?
don't you line the brownies up at point at them?
do I need brownie points?
You don't need brownie points with me. Shouldn't you reserve those for your lady instead?
couldn't we just eat the brownies instead?
Did you check your blood sugar?
do you lick it and see if its sweet ?
wouldn't you rather lick something else?
what your nose ?
is that the best your imagination can offer?
Wouldn't you rather lick a part of her instead?
can I move on Tasmania?
she sure looks sweet and i'd have to say yes wouldn't I?
help if people would stop changing their posts
Would you need to check your blood pressure first?
there'd be an indicator for high blood pressure wouldn't there ?
Would your ears be ringing?
wouldn't something else be throbbing ?
Did you stub you toe?
man that hurts, doesn't it?
Does it hurt worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer?
pretty close call but I think it does, don't you?
especially when it's that little toe.
Shouldn't you rearrange the furniture to prevent those types of mishaps?
I think the toe does hurt worse. I can shake off a sore thumb. Of course, I've done it enough times. :P
would it look good all lined up around the room against the wall?
Why not remove all the furniture from the room?
is it st Valentine's day ,why are they lined up against the wall ?
what about that bit of bone that pokes out on the outside of your ankle
You don't have furniture up against the wall?
I've never hit that. Do you recommend me trying it?
isn't the wall needed for groping your way around in the dark?
I've never hit that either..........shin bone.......yes. How far do your bones protrude?
couldn't you grope something else in the dark ?
just lucky enough to have an antique bed with fancy legs and a bit at ankle height :eek2: try it you'll like it honest
isn't it "once bitten..........twice shy"?
could it be once bitten ---bite me again ? :D
should you bite the hand that gropes you?
who was talking about hands ?
can you use something else to grope with?
could you use your feet ?
in that case wouldn't you be groping the floor instead?
is that kinky? :yesnod:
Seems to me it would be uncomfortable having your feet twisted in knots...wouldn't you agree?
why would yo do that ? sounds painful
Wouldn't kinky feet be twisted into knots?
haven't you heard the one about difference between kinky and "sick" ?
when you use a feather its kinky when you use the whole chook its "sick" :lol:
shall I bring a dictionary?
Do you know how to read?
couldn't I just bring it and let someone else read it?
Will you have to sit on it to see over the dash?
Will you have a fresh, repop grille in that car you can't see over the dash in?
Are you making repopped grilles?
isn't it sometimes best to turn a blind eye?
if the eyes blind would it mater which way you turned it ?
would I be able to see if I remove the eye patch?
have you put it on the wrong side ?
Could you see if it was on the wrong side?
didn't I have to move it to put on my makeup?
Why would you wear makeup under an eye patch?
Don't you want to look pretty when you take it off?
where exactly is this heading ?
Where do you wanna go?
could we go someplace else ?
Should we put on makeup first?
doesn't it pay to look your best?
Does he want to go au naturale?
are you looking for scare factor ?
wouldn't Max Factor be better?
Does Max Factor wear makeup?
way too much! isn't that why he went into production?
Is he into movie production?
is he moving production to another set?
Another set of circumstances?
will circumstances allow?
How will we know?
what if we do a test?
Do you want to test the waters?
couldn't I test the air instead?
Are you still breathing?
how would you know ?
am I turning blue?
Is blue your color?
maybe purple would suit better?
Are you dressing like the Joker?
is there anything wrong with purple ?
would that make me the people eater?
does your wife know ?
isn't she green with envy?
Now, is the purple people eater, purple, or does he eat purple people?
isn't he the purple people eater?
does purple people eater differentiate between the eater and the eaten ?
Does he still want to play rock and roll instead of eating purple people?
could he listen to rock an roll while eating the purple people ?
Would that make him happy?
doesn't music help make any chore enjoyable ?
Doesn't music soothe the soul?
does that include rap/hip hop ?
Not my soul...yours?
not my ears ! yours ?
Does anybody listen to it?
don't you only feel it as some ricer thumps past going doof doof ?
wouldn't you rather not feel it at all?
do you have to be dead ?
Couldn't you just go out to the wilderness to escape it?
Wouldn't it be better to be alive?
that's a deep question isn't it ?
Wouldn't the majestic beauty of the wilderness make you feel alive?
would it be good to just lie back and soak it all in ?
Now that would be true music for the soul...wouldn't it?
what if a herd of bison stampeded past?
Lol...wouldn't that be awesome?!
No more free roaming bison here.
but would you have to get out of the way?
no more much of anything roaming free anywhere in the world. sad state of affairs.
What if you were laying on a platform in a tree out in the wilderness?
Could a bear climb onto your platform?
could you put up a picket fence?
Would the bear like the aesthete value of it?
maybe not but wouldn't you?
If the bear was busy doing his business, would he notice you?
would you get a chance to notice him first?
Were you quiet enough?
isn't his attention diverted?
Is he that busy?
is he looking for something to wipe his ass ?
wouldn't sorting out your toilet paper keep you occupied?
don't bears use small fluffy animals ?
could they use a paw full of berries instead?
why would you wipe your ass with berries ?
Don't they use Charmin?
always thought it was rabbits ,wasn't it ?
a rabbit hopping through the woods and comes across a bear taking a shit , the bear says" do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur" , the rabbit says" no" so the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him :lol:
:lol:
have they been up to no good again?
the rabbits or the bears ?
Aren't they all in trouble?'
:lol: :2thumbs:
do we have any mug shots yet?
and I'm not talking of Nick Nolte's
Are the pictures on coffee mugs?
or are the mugs drinking their coffee?
Are they drinking coffee, beer, or rootbeer?
maybe they're into the ginger beer?
Did you check the label?
what if the label soaked off in the esky ?
Can we ask who put it in there?
don't you like them cold ?
Would you be able to differentiate by taste?
can you tell the difference between root beer and ginger beer ? :eek2:
I think so...can you?
doesn't one taste like ginger ?
never had root beer its not a big thing over here, don't even know if you can get it
Does the other taste like roots?
root beer has a distinct taste I can't describe. Good though, non-alcohol...both Pepsi and Coke produce it.
why would you drink that ?
is a root a herb?
did someone say herb ? :D
Do you have an herbal preference?
something sweet and sticky please :icon_smile_big: what's that stuff you find stuck to the sidewalk ?
Do you have stuff stuck to your sidewalks?
when chewing gum is stuck to the sidewalk, how come it always ends up on the sole of your shoe?
Is it sweet and sticky?
wasn't it at one time ?
do you want to give it a lick?
would you give it a sniff first ?
Wouldn't the fact that it's stuck to your shoe be enough evidence?
that its sticky but how about sweet ?
Would it really matter at this point?
does the 10 second rule apply ?
Wouldn't 3 seconds in this case be better?
couldn't you put in overtime?
I think I'd let someone else have it ,how about you ?
The overtime or the sticky stuff?
have to be the over time wouldn't it ? got plans for the sticky stuff :D
Lol :rofl: What do you have planned for the sticky stuff?
have you planned for some sniffing and licking ?
would that be some huffing and puffing ? :coolgleamA:
might you be huffed and puffed when it's over?
maybe a lie down do you think ? :scratchchin:
can you spare the time?
Won't you want to catch your breath?
would you use a butterfly net?
Would a bear trap do the job?
would a bear trap be overkill ?
would road kill serve the purpose?
Were you planning to serve it for supper?
will there be enough to go around?
roadkill surprise ?
could we have crumbed road kill instead
roadkill schnitzel ?
yes and can we have chips with that?
gravy as well I suppose ?
and what shall we have as a side dish?
wouldn't that have to be roadside greens of course ?
And for dessert?
can you get roadkill jelly ? :eek2:
Can we have some box jelly instead?
does that depend on what the box it came in looks like ? :D
they sell it in the box at the supermarket don't they?
do they have the flavour I'm looking for ?
are you looking for deep fried or crumbed?
jelly?
beans?
boxes?
do we need boxes for the foxes?
if the foxes have had jelly and beans they will need more than a box wont they ?
Aren't jelly beans bad for the foxes teeth?
were they only a treat ?
Won't he beg for more?
what if there are none ?
Will the fox be angry?
how much harm can a fox do?
Ever seen their teeth? Of course if you keep feeding them jelly beans...they won't have any.
is that the idea ,make the foxes loose their teeth and save the small critters ?
If you got rid of the foxes, won't we have too many small animals?
if the fox has no teeth, how will he defend himself against bigger critters?
Wouldn't they just run to their burrow?
aren't foxes bad ?
shouldn't we love all of gods creatures?
even the ones that eat billby's ?
don't they have to live too?
could they eat rabbits instead ?
can they differentiate?
would exploding billby's help ?
would chocolate bilby's taste better?
it would do just as good a job on the foxes wouldn't it ?
don't all animals love junk food?
Do you have fox in Australia?
Wouldn't it have to be in the zoo?
Aren't they in the wild?
Aren't they just dogs that resemble American and English foxes?
Just noticed that they do have red foxes there. They're considered a nuisance.
are you referring to dingos?
We sure do have foxes, I have them in the yard at night. We don't object to them, they have a right to be here like every other animal.
What about the miniature fox terrier?
I don't know, what about it? :icon_smile_big:
Are fox terriers little foxes?
don't have one do you ?
they kill native wildlife almost as good as feral cats do was good back in the 70's - 80's when fox pelts were worth $50 now I just watch them go most times . their even right here in the city next to the water front
Have them here in town as well. How often do you see them?
All they do is yap...don't they? My dogs would eat them.
Here the fox mostly keep the rodent population down and an occasional rabbit. Not a destructive nuisance.
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on August 23, 2013, 11:58:18 PM
Have them here in town as well. How often do you see them?
where was the question?
every morning on the way to work there are two who hang around one of the bridges
Do I need to point it out?
My mom has them living in the barn. I also noticed them living on a cliff side in town where it'd be hard to build a regular house.
:shruggy: :slap: was I looking but not seeing ?
Did we jumble them?
Are you blind?
can we talk about foxy ladies instead?
do you mean vixens ?
is a vixen of the two legged variety?
Is this an example of one?
am I allowed to just say WOW ?
couldn't you say more
am I a man of few words ?
can you spell them? :icon_smile_big:
What letter shall we start with?
Should we start at the beginning of the alphabet?
Are you sure?
Where would you like to start?
am I allowed to say?
Why not?
won't I be banned for life?
Would this get you banned?
I think not...don't you?
Can I keep posting?
isn't it only thoughts spoken that can get you banned?
Wouldn't that depend on your thoughts?
can I think about that?
Wouldn't it be best to keep some thoughts secret?
Which secret would you like to keep?
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4986346449012273&pid=15.1)
If I spoke it would it no longer be a secret?
what is the point of a secret?
I'm not sure...do you know?
Is it so Victoria can have some fun?
(http://ts1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=H.4903505103357168&pid=15.1)
isn't it more fun to spill the secret?
Do you have a secret to share?
if I spill it will you lap it up?
Are you calling me a dog?
How much is that doggy in the window?
the one with the wagging tail?
Is that doggy for sale?
how much will you pay for him?
Doesn't he have a price tag?
did I miss something ?
Did you miss the bulls eye?
oh not dogs ,puppies. right ?
As puppies age, do they become dogs?
don't they just sag ? :icon_smile_big:
Thus becoming jugs...don't you think?
or oranges in a sock maybe ?
Wouldn't that depend on the size of the pups to begin with?
do you have some sort of graph ? :icon_smile_big:
Do I need one?
no, I just thought it might be an interesting comparison . don't you think ?
Wouldn't it be obvious through simple observation?
maybe but there should always be an excuse to have lots of puppies on screen don't you think ?
Just sayin...they're cute when they're young, but then they grow up...get the picture?
maybe more of the before pics than the after pics would fix that ,do you think ? :yesnod:
What happens to the old ones?
don't they die?
Yep. They go to heaven, don't they?
if you knew the answer, why did you ask?
Isn't it better to have another opinion?
what if it differs from the first?
Wouldn't that allow for a change of opinion?
but wouldn't one then become confused?
Wouldn't that be me? It usually is.
can I help sort you out?
Do you think there is any hope?
what is left if not hope?
Not much...wouldn't you agree?
could agreeing get me into trouble?
can't everything get you into trouble ?
is there some way you can stay out of trouble?
sit on your hands ?
Twiddle your thumbs?
I'm starting to smile.............why is that?
Wouldn't twiddling your thumbs keep your hands from becoming the devil's playground?
should you keep idle hands busy?
Did we somehow make it to a strip club?
isn't it only wishful thinking ?
strip clubs died out here when we got politically correct back in the late 90's :'(
don't wishes sometimes come true?
Are you watching Cinderella like I is?
We still have gentleman's clubs. They're starting to become a big city only item though.
is Cinderella on?
is that her stage name ?
or is her name in stages?
there's more than one ?
What will you do with more than one?
could they work in shifts ? :D
Could you keep up?
keep up the good work do you mean?
Yep! Could you keep up the good work?
wouldn't it be easier just to give up?
Would there be no hope then?
I hope to take things easy, is that alright?
"if you don't slow down, you'll never grow old" right ?
Won't getting old catch up with you eventually?
I'll be alright as long as I don't look back, won't I?
is that look back in in anger ?
wouldn't you get a fright if you look back?
am I looking back or at my back ?
Shouldn't you look over your shoulder?
would it be safer not to?
don't you like to know what's sneaking up behind you?
would it be wise to turn a blind eye?
Are you wanting to ignore it?
if you ignore it will it go away ?
Wouldn't it be wise to turn a cold shoulder and let it be?
Ref: Max
why is your shoulder cold is there a breeze?
Wouldn't a cool breeze be better than hot air?
Wouldn't that depend on what season it is?
Which season is it now?
Which part of the world are we located in?
Could I grow wings and fly south for the winter?
If I flew south for the winter, would my wings fall off?
didn't you attach them properly?
Could I grow new wings when it is time to fly north again?
would implants be a better option?
Perhaps an airplane would be best?
are you travelling first class?
Will it get me there faster?
might it get you there in comfort?
probably as you'll be sitting at the front of the plane.
Can I have a window seat?
are you planning to jump out?
Will you stop me?
do you need stoping ?
I'm stumped...are you?
do you need a parrot?
Will the parrot want my crackers?
might he just perch on your shoulder?
Why can't he just go home?
:smilielol:
has he stuck his claws in?
Does the parrot have crab claws?
if he has, where did he find them?
Was he eating crab cakes?
I'm gonna have to get busy if I want to make 12,000 by the end of a year here. I've got a little over a week. :scratchchin:
I'd be the only one that has averaged a 1,000 posts a month for their first year. :lol:
is that because burnout.dawg wouldn't share his crackers?
Is he quackers for crackers?
or is he just quaker's for oats? (do you have Quaker Oats over there?)
You got your work cut out for you. Maybe some more debating is needed
I could just keep this thread moving :hah: Yes, we have Quaker Oats. I haven't had oatmeal in quite a while. :scratchchin:
Shouldn't we leave the oats for the ass?
will he know what to do with them?
We have porridge every morning (except Sunday Bacon & eggs day). We actually miss it when we don't...........except for Sunday of course when it's not expected.
Would he prefer rice instead?
is he getting married?
Was you invited to the bachelor party?
will there be hookers ?
can stand porridge :eek2:
Did you get an invitation?
is it in the mail ? ;D
Do I look like the mailman?
what does the mail man look like ?
could he look like a man carrying mail?
then could it be anyone ?
Wouldn't he be driving a mail truck as well?
what if he rides a pushy ? ;D
Wouldn't he ride a pony if he was a mailman for the Pony Express?
Don't they still ride ponies out west?
What is a "pushy"?
Don't they still ride ponies everywhere?
:popcrn: :popcrn: :popcrn:
Wouldn't wheel's be quicker?
is the ponies name wheels?
would a rocking horse be safer?
A pushy is a push bike= bicycle
Can a horse sit in a rocking chair?
what sort of a horse is it ?
thanks Fred :2thumbs: keep forgetting lingo differences
Is it the one with a horse head on the end of a broom handle?
do you mean a hobbyhorse?
if you stick the head on a door handle (knob) will that make it a nobby horse?
What are you doing sucking on a door knob? :eek2:
should I be sucking in air instead?
Anyone alive out there?
Am I failing?
won't you get germs if you suck the door knob ?
that's one serious kink :eek2:
Are you a germaphobic?
or are you German?
I wasn't sucking doorknobs just asking if I could put a horses head on one.
aren't I Australian ?
what are you doing with a hoses head :shruggy:
What is a horses' head doing on an Australian door knob?
as long as its a door knob it hasn't got sick yet has it ?
why would it get sick?
Because there are germs on the door knob...right?
aren't a few germs good for you ?
can a wooden head pick up germs?
depends where its been doesn't it ?
Did you let the dog dig it up from the backyard again? :slap:
wasn't it stuck on the door handle?
so it'll be touched all the time ?
Why don't you put it in a museum where it won't be touched?
where's the fun in that ?
I'd rather keep it in my pants and take my chances, wouldn't you?
as long as its at the ready that's all that really counts isn't it ?
Do you have a cowgirl to ride it?
don't I have a charger I can ride in?
I can live in hope can't I ?
no cow girls round here more beach bimbo's or hippy chicks
Wouldn't it be best not to get caught up in your fantasies?
You have no idea what your missing. :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: Got to have a 4x4 to get one though. :brickwall:
everything in moderation ,right ?
but what if you can't catch anything else?
don't we call them surfer chicks?
Can't you at least catch a cold?
Nothing wrong with beach bunnies :drool5:
wouldn't I need to touch a germed up door handle?
could you wear gloves ?
are you trying to stop me from catching a cold?
do you want to catch a cold ?
Would you rather catch it hot?
some like it hot, don't they?
don't they say cold hands warm heart ?
couldn't you have warm hands if you put on gloves?
does latex keep your hands warm? ;D
If you rub them together, will they warm up?
the latex gloves ?
Uh huh...sure...or perhaps the hands?
could you put them in your pocket ?
with or without the gloves on?
What's in the pockets?
nothing in mine, anything in yours?
Nothing in mine...so it is safe to put the hands in without gloves?
What have you been doing with your hands being they're in latex gloves?
Not me. It was Poly, wasn't it?
wasn't I only making a suggestion ?
watch who catches you with latex gloves in your pocket ,they might think you are strange :lol:
Was you playing Doctor with a female friend?
or was you playing doctor with a male friend?
why do they have to be friends ? :o
Are you playing Doctor with strangers?
do you think it would make them jump ?
isn't it just a question of how high?
the higher the better right ? ;)
how would you come back down to earth?
doesn't everything come back down eventually ?
yes but which is the safest way?
I'd recommend softly , what do you think ?
when your up there, do you have time to think?
Doesn't your life flash between your eyes?
can you die from going up and down?
what are ya landing on?
how about my feet ?
wouldnt that hurt the gal your going up an down on???
Why would you land your feet on a gal?
to measure (size) her up?
Aren't there better ways to size up a gal?
would you have to be looking?
Why aren't you looking at her? :popcrn:
is it safe?
maybe just a peek do you think ?
what girl I thought it was a trampoline :coolgleamA:
Is the name of this girl Madusa?
I didn't see any mention of a trampoline :shruggy:
would you take a peek ?
over her you jump up and down on a trampoline ,with girls you bump ugglies
Is there a vaccination to keep from turning to stone?
could you just look stony faced?
Would that repel her curse?
would she be repelled if she looked herself in the mirror?
Actually I think she would turn to stone, wouldn't she?
couldn't she just get stoned (drunk) instead?
Isn't that illegal?
Where?
Utah maybe?
sorry...missed the (drunk).
whats in Utah?
have you been to Bryce Canyon?
I have...have you?
haven't been outside Australia , do you recommend it?
yes I have and I do.........can I be of some help?
This country is large with many things to see...can you come for a few months?
I am within driving distance to Glacier Nat'l Park or Yellowstone Nat'l Park
can you cope with me for that long?
Love Wyoming. Seen most of it and nearly all of the national parks including Yosemite and of course the Grand Canyon too.
The real question is: could you cope with ME that long?
I've lived a sheltered life. I haven't ventured far from Montana.
couldn't you move out?
Checked out Little Big Horn........Custer's last stand, stopped off in Helena.
I suppose I could...but isn't this my home?
100 miles further west and you would have been on my doorstep.
could you stay in the out house? :icon_smile_big:
But I wouldn't have known it.
why would you stay in the out house ?
because the in house dwellers are complaining about the overcrowding. Do you want to deal with that?
do you have a tent ?
why not use a camper?
Will the house dwellers want to join?
isnt the idea to escape the dwellers?
Should we pack up and leave in the middle of the night?
did you check the electrical connection on the trailer?
if your escaping do lights really matter ?
are we going stealth?
who will be our commando?
when your going commando have you caught it in the zipper ? :'(
Whose zipper are you catching it in?
unless its long enough to throw over you shoulder it would have to be your own wouldn't it ?
what if you stood toe to toe?
that would be a strange thing to be doing wouldn't it ?
stranger things have happened haven't they?
Who are you doing it with?
do I have to answer that? :icon_smile_big:
Is there a reason you would rather not?
is it a secret ?
Whose secret are you keeping?
is it permissible to tell?
Did you ask if you could tell the secret?
aren't I only telling you who's secret it is not what the secret is?
Is the identity of owner of the secret a secret?
is it permissible to tell?
Can you tell anyway? It'll be a secret :no:
ok, can I whisper it n your?
what if i'm deaf in that ear ?
should I whisper in your other ear?
why do you have to whisper ?
Are you going to let Fred whisper in your ear?
would you recommend it?
Might it tickle?
maybe he could whisper in your ear instead ,what do you think ?
Will I like it?
what will happen if you don't?
why are we whispering ?
Are we in a movie theater?
I'm shouting.......are you deaf?
Should we get a little closer to each other so we could better understand each other?
can we really ever understand anyone?
What did you say?
have you got your hearing aid turned on?
Where is the controls for the hearing aid?
are you blind as well as deaf?
could the battery be dead ?
how will he know if he can't find the controls?
does he need the instructions ?
What language is the instructions in?
aren't all instructions written in 11 languages now ?
Everything except English. :brickwall: Whose the idiot that does this?
it'll be in English, but translated from Chinese won't it ?
putting the bend in it after pink
isn't that why it makes no sense?
What makes sense anymore?
bricks don't float ?
are you stating or asking?
Does a question mark at the end of a statement make it a question?
that is what I'm asking? :icon_smile_big:
You asked if he was making either one? I asked if that's the way it's supposed to be? Agree?
Wouldn't a question mark at the end of any statement make it a question?
Does it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question
does sticking an exclamation mark at the end of a sentence make it an exclamation?
Hell if I know?! ;)
Yes, it does. Why do you ask?
isn't that the way to learn?
By asking questions?
that's the easiest way, isn't it?
If your question is always answered with a question...are you ever going to learn?
Did what make sense?
did the statement "bricks don't float " in question with a question make sense ? it wasn't meant to :yesnod:
I must be getting tired...it made sense to me. Are you sayin it didn't make sense?
it does as a statement , does it as a question?
can you ask me that question again?
do you want me to repeat myself ?
Could you?
do you need me to finish your sentence?
can you do that ?
Really. Really! Really?
Okay. I get your point. Conversational grammar is not allowed here. Please feel free to remind me to answer the question with a question as though I am writing my dissertation paper. If I continue to fail, you may dismiss me.
why don't all countries celebrate fathers day on the same date ? :icon_smile_big:
Will you make us all a new calendar that does so?
Only Maxim is allowed to dismiss anyone :lol: Everyone else will just tolerate it. :cheers:
do we really need a new calendar?
Don't you already need a new calendar for the month?
what if I just turn the page ?
Would that not be a different calendar than what you had last month?
aren't we splitting hairs now ?
Why do you want to split rabbits?
doesn't it make it easier to cook them ?
are you cooking on father's day?
Do you traditionally have split rabbit stew on Fathers' Day?
not in this household, how about you?
is it father's day in USA?
Wouldn't a nice juicy steak on the BarB be better than rabbit stew?
Our Father's Day in June. Poly mentioned something about Father's Day down under.
What kind of steak do you recommend?
are we going with the four legged variety?
It's father's day here today and I'm just about to sit back with a drink and some nibbles and enjoy the day. you could be forgiven for thinking today is the first day of summer as opposed to spring as it is so warm. It's just glorious. Took the charger out or a spin this morning so I'm feeling quite content.
Are you having Chinese steak?
Felt like summer here. 95*F and little air moving. No idea what the humidity was.
what happened to chinese checkers?
Didn't Poly lose the marbles?
could we use matchsticks instead?
Are we playing Jenga now?
isn't domino's more fun?
Is there enough people to play?
What set do you play with? I play with 9's. :2thumbs:
how many is to many ?
:shruggy: what comes in the box
How many is enough?
There are Double 6's, Double, 9's, and Double 12's. At least that's what I'm aware of.
How many people do you need to play?
I can manage with one, can you?
Wouldn't more than one be double the fun?
are we playing double or nothing?
how about a 70?
Sure, why not?
Never heard of 70 in dominos :scratchchin:
could you be left with nothing?
who's talking about dominos?
or twice that much , isn't twice nothing, nothing ?
70 super bee ?
if twice of nothing is nothing...........what's twice of something?
guess again
really something ?
70 summers
is really something worth anything?
you need educating. :D
have to be worth something wouldn't it ?
:shruggy:
What does the price tag say?
Poly and I was talking dominos a couple posts back. Then, you mentioned 70. I took it that you was continuing the conversation. 70 Charger? 70 Chevelle? 70 GTO Judge? 70 pieces of gold? 70 cookies?
what if it doesn't come with a price tag?
pm sent.
Does that mean the price is negotiable?
pm received and replied to :2thumbs:
or could the item be priceless?
doesn't everything have a price ?
i'm still wondering 70 ?
aren't some things in life free?
pm'ed you already
are they truly free ?
:2thumbs:
you're right, nothing in life is truly free, is it?
even so the price is worth it isn't it ?
what if you paid a lot and it got smashed?
could you glue it back together ?
would that make it water tight?
wouldn't you have to try it and see ?
should we head up stream or down?
would it be best to just go with the flow ?
are we all sheep?
could there be some wolves ?
it the woolif its the woolif
Aren't they dressed like sheep?
shall we shear them and find out?
who'd get more of a shock the wolf or you?
am I using electric shears?
really put the blue in blue belly joe wouldn't it?
can I answer........streuth! ?
that would probably be one of the phrases wouldn't it ?
are phrases any good?
their what would be uttered wouldn't they ?
When is it best to utter a phrase?
70? Guess I need to be educated.
in a shocking moment would be a good one wouldn't it ?
Is there a particular phase best for those shocking moments?
does "stone the crows " fit ?
How about, "Well...I'll be hog tied." ?
would you utter either if you hit you thumb with a hammer ? :scratchchin:
Oh no...that would require a different explicative, don't you agree?
most definitely, would be loud and short and maybe repeated several times :yesnod: don't you think ?
Is that because that is all you can think in the moment?
could it be that work and home have blurred so much that the same language is used everywhere I am ? :scratchchin:
isn't the same language used throughout the world only spoken differently?
is it the way you hold your tongue ?
do you hold it between finger and thumb or in your fist?
did you wash you hands ?
would that make a difference?
you wouldn't want to hold your tongue with crap on your hands would you ?
don't some tongues enjoy licking crap?
:eek2: don't think even dog n cats enjoy it ,do you ?
why would they do it then :lol:
Wouldn't it be better they do it than you?
if you think you know something, and you are the only one who knows it, who could you ask to verify that you know what you think you know? :shruggy:
What are the odds you are the only one who knows something no one else knows?
would you put an add in the paper to see who may know?
Then wouldn't everyone know?
would they only know what you told them ?
Would you only tell them what you want them to know?
would they only learn what they wanted to know ?
Isn't it possible to learn something you don't want to know?
would they use aversion therapy ?
I suppose if what was learned was not meant to be learned...but why announce it in the newspaper then?
wasnt it to verify to you that you actually knew what you thought you knew?
But if you announce it the newspapers, how will you ever know if you were the only one who knew to begin with? Wouldn't someone claim to have already known?
would the knowledge be worth claiming?
do you actually have to have knowledge to claim that you do?
No, but wouldn't it be rather obvious you didn't when you began to talk?
so would it be best to keep your mouth shut?
Would super glue help?
what happens when you get hungry?
could you slip a tube up you nose ?
Are you going to use the tube for food?
That's food for thought isn't it.
but are we thinking logically?
Is anything about this thread logical?
if this was a logical thread, would it have been dismissed a long time ago?
Is Maxim falling behind on his responsibilities?
could we all be dismissed ?
would that make us irrelevant?
aren't we anyway?
how can we change the situation?
do you know ?
if you do please tell me , having one of those the sky is falling days
how bad do you want to know?
Had the bummer of a day myself yesterday, trying hard to forget it.
don't you want to share your wealth of knowledge ? :scratchchin:
trying hard to forget today myself and the crap has only been happening since lunch time
if I do, will I become wealthy?
my morning started off great too.
might you become relevant ?
will I be able to keep my anonymity?
could you be relatively anonymous?
Why don't you want to be known?
I take that tomorrow is going to stink? :eek2:
Here's #12,000. (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance018.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) You'll have to get busy Poly if you want to make it. ;)
could he already be known ?
:woohoo: 12000 congratulations not really counting :scratchchin: just having some fun and catching up with likeminded people :2thumbs:
Does he know that he's known?
I'm not really counting either. It just happens. I'm sure someone will point it out. It gives them something to talk about.
if he doesn't know he's known would he be unknown ?
hope you have a better day today than I did yesterday :2thumbs:
How could a known person be unknown if he's known?
Thanks, I'll try :cheers:
cant he be known to you and unknown to me?
If I'm unknown and he is known, would he know me?
My PM is always open if you ever need to sound off. Hope you all have a better day. :icon_smile_big:
if your unknown would anyone know you ?
Would it be difficult to make yourself known?
could you take out advertising in the local paper ?
Perhaps life would be simpler to remain anonymous, wouldn't you agree?
yes , sometimes I wish I could disappear .how about yourself ?
Most of the time I think I already have...Is that problematic?
only to those looking for you , am I right ?
if you are unknown, who would be looking for you?
Would that depend on what you did?
have you been acting illegal lately?
If I have, don't you think they would've found me by now?
However, the Unabomber had no problems keeping hidden here for years!
how would they find you if you are unknown to them?
Aren't there eyes in the sky?
They haven't found that one plane hijacker either that bailed out with a bunch of money over NW US
don't the hill have eyes ?
is that the better to see you with?
Aren't there surveillance cameras everywhere?
do you think they're enjoying what they're seeing?
Why do I need someone watching over me all the time?
aren't more eyes better than two?
Wouldn't I look funny with more than two eyes?
what if you kept them hidden?
Are those the eyes women have in the back of their heads?
Have you seen the eyes in the back of their heads?
was it the bearded lady and you were looking at her front ?
Does the bearded lady have hair all down her front?
would we have to undress her to find out?
Would we want to know?
aren't you just a little bit curious?
Are we trying to discover a new primate species?
Aren't some things best left undiscovered?
are we stagnating?
are you thinking of branching out ?
Is he looking to spread his roots?
am I looking to spread my wings?
do you want to fly ?
wouldn't it be better than being rooted?
Can we think about it over a root beer?
or maybe even a red bull?
Is that better than a root beer float?
is it possible to float in root beer?
Do you know anyone with enough root beer to find out if it's possible?
I don't, do you?
Have you drank enough root beer that you could of floated in?
I've never drunk root beer at all.............what if I drink a lot of champagne, will the bubbles keep me afloat?
would the bubbles go to your head ?
can they replace my grey thingy?
can anything replace your grey thingy ?
was that the wrong head that the bubbles go to?
Wouldn't the champagne bubbles impair your thinking no matter which direction they went?
"when your up there, you dont have time to think. if you think, your dead". Would that statement work here?
Probably not in this situation...wouldn't you agree?
if the bubbles have gone to your heads should you have a lie down ?
Wouldn't the bubbles cause you to float above your bed...like a balloon?
or only the parts affected by the bubbles ?
Would you need to weight the heads down?
if you weight your head down, will you be walking on the ceiling?
With enough champagne bubblies, doesn't it feel like you are walking anywhere but the ground?
if it feels like you're walking on air, would you have to worry about falling though?
Would you float through the air?
if you gulp in too much air, would you explode?
how much can you hold ?
Won't you burp?
Are you sure it won't go out the other end?(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart006.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
I'm never really sure of anything anymore...are you?
do you have to be Irish to be sure to be sure to be sure?
To be sure, wouldn't you agree?
will agreeing get me into trouble?
If you get into trouble will you be dismissed?
How can you get dismissed because of being in trouble?
will they recruit you instead?
Don't you get promoted when you get in trouble?
is a promotion worth getting into trouble for?
You tell me. You got married, right? :lol:
is a promotion worth the trouble it causes ?
Is the responsibility worth the promotion?
will you except the responsibility of your promotion?
no, aren't I responsible for enough already ?
so will you at least promote yourself responsibly?
do you have an example ?
should I be the one to set the example?
could you ?
where can I find the instructions?
are they written in Chinese ?
can you use telekinesis to send it to him?
Wouldn't the postal service be better?
are you considering the price of stamps?
Do you have the ability to move objects with your mind?
I can do that all the time ,aren't I always saying i'm sure I put it here ?
If you put it there, then where is it now?
don't they move by themselves ?
Do they get together and have parties?
I always find them in the same few places, its possible isn't it ?
Is it party over when they hear you coming?
are you always up at this hour?
if i tell my wife to get me a beer, didnt i move it with my mind?
I believe that would be called acoustic levitation...wouldn't you agree?
what do you do if you haven't got a wife ?
yea I sit in front of this thing for 15-20 min before work its 4am over her when i'm posting 1230ish pm your time I think :scratchchin:
can you make one out of cardboard?
Could she still go get that beer for you?
would she be quicker if you put wheels on her ?
what do you know when your wife walks from the kitchen to the living room?
would the answer be that her chain is too long?
could it be its tea time ? ;D
Isn't it always tea time?
what time do you have tea ?
tea is dinner over here
Is tea time an all day event?
Isn't tea best with afternoon meals?
I usually don't have iced tea until around dinner as well. It continues on into the evening until bedtime.
just what do you have in your afternoon iced tea ?
always wondered watch duck commander/dynsty swamp people etc all cot jars of tea some look smashed :scratchchin:
Would you have sugar and a little lemon?
. Are you sure its tea they're drinking?
I think i'll have to believe you won't I ?
have mine hot with sugar and milk even when its 35* C just the way I was brought up :shruggy:
theirs look as described with lemon wedge and ice but wow like I said some of them look smashed
I could be wrong couldn't I?
I'm mountain people...drink coffee like water, dawn to dusk! Never could get the hang of tea.
if someone is ambidextrous, does that mean they like both tea and coffee equally?
Are you saying tea in one hand, coffee in the other?
would you sleep at all ?
I would, won't you?
Does caffeine not bother you?
I sleep like the dead...is that odd?
is it odd that I sleep like the dead too?
What happens when you're asleep? :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:
I'm headed that way :sleep:
do you shut down for a recharge ?
does anyone know what is going on when they're sleeping?
nighty night
do you remember your dreams ?
No...do you?
I remember my day dreams, do you?
Are daydreams a reminder of the night dreams forgotten?
or are the day dreams wishful thinking of where the night will take you?
are you strange if you don't dream at all ?
would you be dead weight?
don't they say sleep when your dead ?
isn't it just as well you're not dead when you're asleep?
It would make waking in the morning difficult wouldn't it?
don't you feel like death in the morning anyway?
im a morning person have been getting up at 4 am for more than 25 years :yesnod: what time do you get up ?
sometime to much sleep is as bad as no enough
Do you go to bed early?
I'm a morning person too. Get up at 5am.
I do my best with 8 to 9 hours of sleep...is that too much?
is 9pm early ?
sometimes I stay up late :yesnod:
can you really put a price on anything?
9pm sounds good, sometimes 9.30pm but sometimes I stay up late too. Early to bed, early to rise............you know the rest.
doesn't everything have a price in this day and age ?
aren't some things priceless?
why do they call a stolen moment a stolen moment ?
is the moment really stolen or just misplaced?
Who would steal a moment?
if you're going to do time for stealing something shouldn't it be worth your while?
how long is a moment ?
If it is longer would it be worth stealing?
if its longer is it still called a moment?
Should we take a moment to decide?
why do they call it melting moments?......can a moment melt?
could you melt in the moment ?
Are you saying I'm going to melt?!
are you made of ice?
are you having a moment ?
will it pass in the blink of an eye?
don't most people like a extended moment ?
would you like time to stand still?
can you do that ?
Yes...can you slow it down...please?
will it have the same effect if I stand still and let time get on with it?
then it just passes you by doesn't it ?
will I be able to catch up with it in the charger?
does it have warp speed ?
Isn't time gone in the blink of an eye?
. I think I turned into a pumpkin a while back...thank you gentlemen...I'm off to sleep with the dead! ;)
are we doubling up here or has another blink of an eye gone by?
nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
is a blink of an eye longer than a moment ?
:2thumbs:
can I have a moment to ponder that?
has it been longer than a moment yet ?
I think this moment has passed. Are we onto a new moment?
i'm onto a new day ,how about you ?
I'm halfway through my day, yet a day and a half behind you...am I right?
on one count you would be wouldn't you ?
its 6:50 am sunday 8/9 /13
But my calculations are off...as in reality I am only 3/4 of a behind...correct?
Saturday, September 7, 2013, 2:55 pm.
could we agree that were both in the weekend frame of mind ?
Have you made plans for your weekend?
no I take it as it comes at the moment , how about your self ?
Could the rare opportunity for an afternoon nap be in store?
do you have somewhere to sneak off to ?
if a take a nap I can't see that night :shruggy:
I have run out of hiding places...any suggestions?
Screws up my night sleep too. Just sounded good for the moment.
is it one of "those" sat afternoons ?
Is it possible I'm still feeling the effects of last nights pumpkin spell?
sounds like a quit corner is called for doesn't it ?
This is my quiet corner, isn't it?
is it a quit corner or the naughty corner ? ;D
Would that also be what is referred to as the timeout corner? Have I been naughty?
that would be another name for it wouldn't it ?
have you been naughty ? only you could answer that one :yesnod:
Wouldn't you think I might be a little too old for the naughty corner?
Then I will say I have not been naughty...but others might disagree.
are you ever to old for the naughty corner ? :angel:
Do you need to be sent to the naughty corner?
that would be a mater of perspective wouldn't it?
Who's perspective matters?
does anybody's really ?
Wouldn't it all be a matter of opinion?
aren't opinions like a holes ? ,everybody's got one :yesnod:
Yup, I guess so....where is everyone? It's quiet here.
it is isn't it ?
They must be sleeping while they're reading.
was that a question or a statement ?
could it be a statement meant to be a question
that's entirely possible isn't it ?
now we have it don't we
What do we have?
it's not crabs is it ?
Not me...do you?
not that I know of ,that would be bad wouldn't it ?
how come an in-law is a relative by marriage but an out-law is a crook?
should that be the other way around ?
are we playing topsy turvey?
All my in-laws are outlaws...aren't yours?
then why are they called in-laws?
Don't they know the law when you want a divorce?
are you wanting a divorce or looking for a divorcee?
there to be avoided if you want to keep your sanity so i'v been told .what do you think ?
Wouldn't you agree sanity is lost before the divorce?
wouldn't that depend on what I'm thinking with?
Isn't it lost during the honeymoon or before?
is the moon really made of honey?
Isn't it supposed to be made of cheese?
Maxim is back at it :brickwall:
shall I bring the crackers?
Do have enough for all that want some?
how many would that be?
How many is on the reservation list?
would that be relevant??
Does the reservation list include me?
Did you place your reservations on time?
What time is it anyway?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on September 07, 2013, 11:29:42 PM
Maxim is back at it :brickwall:
Now I get this.
Where's your watch?
It's a shame, isn't it? I'm done dealing with him.
s it in your pocket?
too much fun to be done!
Does Maxim sell watches?
Have you asked him?
Does he carry Angry Bird watches?
is this a matter for debate?
Why debate with someone who doesn't matter?
if someone doesn't matter, does that make them irrelevant?
Should I offer him some cheese and crackers with that wine?
Do you have plenty to go around to those that want some?
will your good deed be rewarded?
Would my good deed be noticed?
do you stand out in a crowd?
Is the crowd sitting while I'm standing?
why are you standing when everybody else is sitting ?
Should the rest of us be standing?
is the national anthem playing ?
Are you paying attention to the song?
is that the one in my head ?
Are you listening to iTunes on your head?
Isn't music the international language?
What international language do you speak?
Would English be the international language?
Is English the only language you understand?
Isn't it enough?
Understand French, Spanish and German...don't speak it though. And you?
Is it ever enough?
Is anything ever enough?
When is anything ever enough?
Can you have too much of a good thing?
If you did, would you share?
Why should I share?
Quote from: burnout.dawg on September 08, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
Understand French, Spanish and German...don't speak it though. And you?
I speak French as a second language, English is first. My wife says I use too much French in the house though.
You wouldn't want too much of a good thing would you?
I used to cuss out loud in German but everyone knew I was cussing anyways...so I quit.
When is too much of a good thing enough?
Are the good things enough?
I learned German cussing from my grandmother. Where did you learn French?
When are you not good enough for yourself?
Isn't it human nature to be most critical of ourselves?
wouldn't it be better to be a fan?
I speak English, German, Swedish. I find the English language is the best for cussing
do you blow ?
I speak English and know a few unsavoury words in Vietnamese, all the better to tell them to get out of the way :yesnod:
Who has bubble gum?
Only ones I'm asking to move out of the way are the bicyclists and they thoroughly understand English!
its not grape is it? :eek2:
Does Maxim sell grape bubble gum?
The horn is the best language for bicyclists.
Would cherry be better?
I'm afraid I will startle them into my lane of traffic. It's against the law to run over them.
Who's sell Cherry bubble gum?
Just push them a inch or three.
no idea ,do you know ?
just a "love tap" ;D
I prefer chewing gum don't you?
I hate those damn cyclists!
Isn't bubble gum better for blowing bubbles?
I like PK how about you ?
if everybody hates them where do they all come from
Who likes chewing tobacco
Won't chewing tobacco rot your guns?
what is PK?
doesn't it stain your teeth ?
"wriggleys" PK chewing gum
Is chewing tobacco better than smoking cigs on your teeth?
is any of it good for you ?
Would you kiss girls that smoke or chew?
Doesn't smoking stain your lungs?
We just call it Wriggleys over here.
doesn't everything leave a stain ?
Doesn't tea stain your teeth?
Any ideas for removing stains?
Who sells stain remover?
can you spit them out?
The teeth or the stains?
how about the chewing tobacco before it stains your teeth?
Isn't tootsie rolls better?
Don't tootsie rolls rot your teeth?
If you spit the teeth out first would tootsie rolls be okay?
Who wears false teeth?
would knocking them out be more accurate?
Does someone on here need their teeth knock out?
Will it hurt?
Can I help?
its always good to be helpful isn't it ?
what do I get for helping?
Why do I get the feeling you all want to knock my teeth out?
are they stained yellow?
Have I been smoking and drinking coffee?
What are you smoking?
Tobacco, of course, what else could there be?
couldn't you smoke some ham?
Do you want to buy some green eggs and ham?
am I sam?
How can you be Sam if I am?
better to be Sam than ham.....yes?
what if you're a ham Samwich?
Are you a ham that eats Sam?
would Sam be happy to be eaten?
Do you want to be Sam and eat ham?
Could Samantha eat the ham?
Can we eat Samantha instead of the ham?
does Samantha want to be eaten ?
Do want to invite the zombies for dinner?
wouldn't the smell put you off dinner ?
Do you want to eat chicken instead?
Could we put dinner off until the smell goes away?
Do you want iced tea with dinner?
Did you brew it in the sun? ;)
Do you want sun tea?
Is it already made?
have I got the water back on yet ?
or will we have to wait 3 to 4 hours?
What's taking you so long to do so?
Are you guys ready to eat?
aren't we waiting for the tea?
Do you want cold brewed tea?
I thought we were trying sun tea?
Will you make up your minds? I don't know what to fix :pullinghair:
are you Mr. fix it?
Are you bringing the green eggs and ham?
is that really what we're having?
What about pizza?
What would you like on it?
Could we have green eggs and ham?
is that really the best I can look forward to?
Do you want to watch Monday night football while we eat?
Is someone cooking or are we ordering out?
if we order out can we have purple eggs instead?
Are your purple eggs pickled?
are they stashed with the onions?
Do you want green onions?
Why would they be?
are they envious of the eggs?
Do you want Fosters or a Bud?
which one is icy cold?
Did anyone bother to put any of them in the fridge?
Do you want them on tap?
Don't you want cans so you can recycle them?
I prefer bottles don't you?
Where can we buy tall bottles at?
Are you sure they're not long neck bottles?
or do they just look tall cause you're short?
Am I on the short end of the stick?
is that where you want to be?
Is there a better place that is close by?
would you prefer to be in the circle?
the circle of what ?
what do "The Eagles" call their circle?
that don't sound like a good circle does it ?
Are eagles overhead better than vultures overhead?
would vultures overhead mean you smelt bad ?
would they be able to detect you if you wear deodorant?
would deodorant make a zombie smell good ?
I've never been around a zombie. How pleasant do they smell?
would it be a good idea to smell just like them in order not to be detected?
Are you hiding from the zombies or the vultures?
could the zombies be attracting the vultures ?
would it be best to get away from there right now?
Where is a good place to go where there is no zombies or vultures?
would somewhere in the middle be best?
if you were in the middle of vultures and zombies would you know which way to look ?
Do you want to shoot the zombies and the vultures?
Could the vultures potentially help you out seeing as they eat dead things?
Could we import more vultures?
could this be the new answer to the zombie apocalypse ?
is there giant vultures we could ride?
would lots of smaller ones eat more zombie flesh ?
Wouldn't larger ones consume more flesh?
Morning ;D
wouldnt we be able to control the small ones easier by flying with them on giant ones?
have you always wanted to fly ?
Morning Grin :cheers:
Do giant vultures exist?
dont they live in transilvania?
I've always thought it would be awesome to fly with dragons...will they solve the zombie dilemma?
What if we're dealing with dragon zombies?
Where can we hide from dragon zombies?
Can I hide behind a bush?
Are we doomed if the dragons are zombies too?
Are you just giving up and admitting defeat?
I was of the belief the dragons would eat the zombies...weren't you?
I thought dragons ate matchsticks. Why else do they breathe fire?
really bad heartburn ? :shruggy:
to cook their food before they eat it?
Wouldn't cooking their food first qualify them as being somewhat civilized?
they'd never have to look for a lighter would they?
lighter shade of grey, do you mean?
Would you like to have gray dragons as a pet?
do they come house trained?
Wanna buy a castle trained dragon?
what does a castle trained dragon do?
Do you want to fly with a castle trained dragon?
does he carry the castle on his back like a snail?
Yes he does, are you still interested?
I've always wanted to move house without the inconvenience so I'm very interested. Where do I sign?
Does someone have a dragon for sale?
didnt pete have a dragon?
Is Pete selling his dragon?
Is his dragon castle trained?
Can you imagine the mess if he isn't?
Would you volunteer to clean the dragon messes?
Heck no...would you do it?
does the job include a shovel and pail?
A very large shovel and pail...wouldn't you agree?
would you also have the need for a protective suit?
Wouldn't bio hazard training be required as well? :eek2:
would it be cheaper to hire a service?
Are you aware of any dedicated service to do the required task?
wouldnt one of those hazard waste super sucker trucks work?
Any guesses on how much one of these services might cost over the lifetime of a dragon?
wouldnt you save money from him eating fried zombies?
what if fried zombies don't agree with it ? a dragon with the trots :eek2:
Oh the imagery! Perhaps hiring a trainer to castle train the dragon would be best, wouldn't it?
would being castle trained make any difference?
had a dog that got them and "squirted" every time it went woof very messy :yesnod:
Probably wouldn't hurt...right?
This morning my dog woke me three hours early for this very reason. Thought I better get up and let him out before I had a mess to deal with. Good boy...waited until he got outside.
the training or the "squirts " ? ;D
what a good dog :2thumbs: off to work back in 8 :wave:
Either one wouldn't you think?
Have a good one.
Where can I find a dog that's housed trained like that?
Wouldn't you have to train it when it's still a puppy?
a puppy train?
couldn't you just ask Jessie's girl?
Would Jesse's girl have the answer?
maybe not but she'd be worth finding, wouldn't she?
Did I miss something...who is Jesse's girl?
would she be Jessie's?
"I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Where can I find a woman like that"............ "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.
Oh...so do you mean the girl that Jesse has?
Yes, would she know where you can find a dog that's house trained like that?
Well, I don't know...shall we find her and ask?
But where can we find a woman like that?
Isn't she already taken?
will he give her back?
Was she yours to begin with?
Thanks a lot. I had to go look up the song to get it off my mind :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2T7wKdQsTo
Why is she Jesse's girl now?
Has Jessie got something we haven't got?
I can't get it off my mind either.
Does she have a good looking mom like Stacy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERNeIxz79VU
how can I find out if I can't find her?
Could you find a girl like her?
Isn't that what we've been asking all along?
are we going round in circles and getting dizzy?
Are we on a merry go round or a ferris wheel?
could we be sitting on a spinning top?
Will we fall over when it quits spinning?
could we jump off first?
Whose going to catch us?
would we be happy to fall into the arms of Jessie's girl?
but what about stacy's mum ?
Will they both catch me? :drool5:
catch you doing what?
Have you been up to no good?
What makes you think I've been in trouble? :whistling:
there's always one isn't there?
weren't there two ?
did we lose one?
which one do we loose ?
Do we need to establish a search party?
is it finders keepers ?
are you looking to find something worth while?
Wouldn't be worth your time to look?
would stacy's mum be worth looking for ?
is there a finders fee?
Would you at least bring her here first?
are you wanting to share?
how long ago was that song released ?
wasn't it back in the early 80's?
Do you need to go watch it again to find out?
would you really want to find stacy's mum now ?
would she be better left lost?
How come?
stacy would be 40 odd now wouldn't she ?
Wouldn't her mom be about 70?
should I look for her birth certificate?
Did Stacy grow up looking like her mom?
you can only hope can't you ?
if we give her a mirror will she be able to tell us?
Wouldn't you be able to tell without her testimony?
what if I can't find her?
is there a substitute ?
would it be made in China?
do you mean an Asian stacy ?
Did China start manufacturing those?
are they smaller and cheaper ? :icon_smile_big:
Would it be like a Barbie doll?
should "love" be inserted somewhere in that question ?
Do you love Barbie Poly? :lol:
or does poly like a cracker?
there's nothing like a good barbie is there ? ;D
with or without the cracker?
Have you had a barbeque with the Barbi twins?
Who doesn't love Barbie? Every mans dream girl.
do you mean looks good and doesn't say anything ?
or doesn't say anything and looks good?
Hmmm...slim legs that seem to go on forever, a tight ass, no waist, Puppies and doesn't talk...is that almost perfect ?
How about one that allows you to enjoy her personal assets?
What would those be?
being identical to her sister ?
Two is better than one, right?
then where does the saying less more come from?
Should we dress the twins in less so we can see more?
Has something to do with simplicity. As in simple lines bring out the richness. Uncluttered.
what a good idea..........do you want to go first?
if less is more, what do we call clutter?
Are you asking me to undress?
Too much!
can I stick to barbie ?
Wouldn't that be your choice?
is sticking to anything a very good idea?
would that depend on what's stuck ?
Do they make something to unstick you?
could you come away with a rash?
isn't there an operation for that ? ;D
Will it hurt?
should we get in first and hurt Will instead?
Won't he get angry about that?
what if we attack from behind?
Do you want to go first?
isn't it better to go last?
Are you thinking I should go first?
should we hold hands and go it together?
Wouldn't it be better to send stroker and poly?
are you saying better them than us? :icon_smile_big:
Doesn't that sound like a splendid idea?
excellent! where are they hiding?
Have they gone to bed already?
I'm doing the same...it's very late. Thanks for the words. ;)
what! at 4.18pm? :icon_smile_big: do we need to set off the alarm?
nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
go to bed early don' t they ?
cooking tea feeding pets etc as to going first or last well one of my mates had a saying "bags 22nd and not last " :scratchchin:
but isn't there a prize for being first?
there is a prize for every place from first to last these days isn't there ?
but can you hold your head high if the job isn't well done?
my" jobs" always well done ,how about yours ? :whistling:
I'm a stickler for perfection, how about you?
as long as I hear a splash i'm happy ,know what I mean ?
what if I don't?
Can you hear the splish splash song?
are you taking a bath?
are you sure its not coming from the next room ?
Do you think someone is flushing the loo?
did they hear the splash ?
Could that be a rubber ducky being flushed?
did it put up a fight ?
Did anyone try to save the rubber duck?
Did anyone call the Baywatch babes?
My arm is stuck, will someone call the Baywatch babes?
do you want the hoff too?
What did you get your arm caught in?
is it wise to ask?
How can I learn from his mistake if he doesn't say?
isn't it best to learn from your own mistakes instead of someone elses?
Why learn from just my mistakes when I can learn from someone else's and not have to suffer the consequences of the same mistake?
What mistake are you talking about?
are you a mistake, or just mistaken?
Can mistakes be forgotten?
Do you have amnesia?
what were we talking about?
I wasn't paying attention. Should I be?
if you snooze don't you loose ?
Have I lost something?
where are your marbles ? :icon_smile_big:
Are they with yours? :lol:
did you put them in a jar?
Where's the jar?
Is a glass jar safe?
are you saying the jar is in a safe?
are the marbles locked away?
aren't they under the lounge for safe keeping ?
Don't you vacuum under the lounge?
does anybody if they don't have to ?
Are you sure the marbles are safe under the lounge?
yes i'v just looked ;D where do you keep yours ?
Up in the cupboard behind the coffee mugs...do you think anyone will look back there?
what if you have heaps of people over for coffee?
Did Burnout just tell us where he keeps his marbles?
could it be a trick ?
Are you saying he's trying to distract us?
could they really be under his lounge to?
Has someone looked in the cupboard behind the coffee mugs.
Would you like to take a peek?
would that make you a peeking tom ?
My name isn't Tom, so, can I still take a peek?
Do you want a friend to help you look?
is a peek enough?
Should I take pictures?
could you then take a longer look ?
Do you want me to share with you?
What are the consequences?
could there be complications ?
Could be, you still want to do it?
look at a photo?
What is on the photo?
Could we make a photo album?
do you have that many ?
How many should I take?
are lots better than one really good one ?
Do you want me to enlarge the photo?
would you then have to fold it ?
What did you take a picture of?
Should I reshoot the photo?
is it worth the effort ?
Is framing the photo a good idea?
Are you going to display it for all the world to see?
Should I post it on youtube?
could you get lots of hits ?
anybody seen movie 43
I thought it was a picture. Is it now a video?
is it on a smart phone ?
whoops, could I post pictures on youtube?
could you put them on photo bucket ?
Does this mean I need to hide my marbles again?
are they multicolored?
Could you check the pictures?
I have the pictures on my camera, do you want to take a peek?
You have a picture of my marbles from the cupboard?
Do you want me to send you a picture of the jar with your marbles?
Couldn't I just look at them on YouTube?
Would you like the link to youtube?
Sure...do you have the link to photo bucket as well?
Does anyone know exactly where all these marbles have went - did the cat/duck take them? Do we first have to spot the cat?
Apparently, everyone knows where mine are...do you know where yours are?
so the cat seen the ducks with the marbles?
Did the cat see where the duck took the marbles?
I think we may be barking up the wrong tree, don't you guys remember those marble-hungry hippos?
Did the hippos take the marbles from the ducks?
are the marbles being held hostage by the hippo's ?
Have they declared a ransom?
what if they've just took them to keep ?
Who's marbles did they take? I checked, I still have mine.
mine are under the lounge :yesnod: , anyone missing their marbles ?
Do you think it would be wise to find new hiding places for our marbles?
Who owns these box of rocks that I found with the marbles?
are they any particular colour?
I hid some Pop Rocks a little while ago. Is that what you found?
Could you put some of the rocks in your mouth and see if they pop?
could you put a weasel in your mouth and see if it pops?
Do weasel's pop?
How about if you put a weasel in your mouth to find out if he pops?
No thanks...not putting any dirty weasels in my mouth...why don't you give it a try?
haven't you heard the saying.........."pop goes the weasel"?
Do you think he should run around the mulberry bush with the weasel in his mouth being chased by a monkey with a paddle?
would he survive it?
Should we speculate on the outcome or give it a try and know for sure?
who will be the guinea pig?
Should we do this democratically and take a vote or just force someone to do it?
how about if we draw straws?
Will a photograph of straws work instead?
would anyone buy weasel pop ?
Is weasel the name of the pop or the flavor? :eek2:
does the weasel go pop when you juice it ? :icon_smile_big:
Are you milking a weasel?
wouldn't juice "anything else" be better?
I was only working with what I had wasn't I ? :icon_smile_big:
do you need to look outside the square? :icon_smile_big:
how outside the box are you talking ?
" frogs" legs still sound good
I think it's safer to stay put within the boundaries and keep the gate locked, don't you?
Geez, I had no idea they grew that big.
don't you have to test your limits at times ?
two back halves would be a meal ,they eat them in south America where they came from :yesnod:
is the sky the limit?
you could feed a family for a week in some countries
do you like to fly ?
almost as much meat as a chook and their a pest :scratchchin: there's a market there somewhere
How many sky miles do you have?
one trip :eek2: don't like to fly do you ?
What about kites, do you want to go fly a kite?
would I have to be attached to the other end?
want to go into business?
do you mean a hang glider ?
or maybe a gliding Fred? :icon_smile_big:
How much money do you have?
why ?
yeah why?
Should we sell Fred gliders?
do you glide like a squirrel glider ?
with or without the attachments?
what attachments are we talking about here ?
squirrels got nuts don't they?
don't they stuff their cheeks full of them ? ;D
Wanna buy some squirrels nuts?
aren't there any better nuts out there?
You want them toasted?
how about roasted ?
Do you have some?
yes but none to spare, how about you?
I have some toasted almonds, do you want them instead?
would they come in handy?
could you feed them to the weasel ?
get close to the weasel?...........have you lost your marbles?
what's the difference between a weasel and a ferret ?
there isn't any, is there?
aren't I asking you ?
people keep ferrets as pets like a cat or dog up here :yesnod:
Are you wanting to know the difference between ferrets and weasels?
They are cousins. Weasels are smaller and my guess, don't make good pets...since they don't seem to have been domesticated like the ferret. Up here, weasels turn white in the winter.
doesn't a weasel back out of a deal?
Does that mean a ferret will keep to a deal?
do you know of one that we could ask?
so you wouldn't buy a car off a weasel ?
Iss there a car on the weasel?
somewhere sometime there has to be right?
We call that road kill up here...what do you call it?
same thing :yesnod: does yours reanimate and "crawl " by itself within hours ?
aussie flies are quite bad :eek2:
You mean like a zombie?
Eagles and ravens with carry it off before the flies get to it. Bugs aren't too bad here...cold winters.
or is it just the taxidermist in disguise?
wouldn't he be worried about being turned into one of his works ?
could he be turned into something else?
yes , if the fly's get to him what will he be?
dinner. Am I right?
did someone say its time for dinner?
are we having roadkill surprize ?
didn't we have that last week?
what's last week got to do with it ?
well I mean, do we want it again so soon? Isn't variety the spice of life?
but if you make something often enough won't you become an expert ?
If you use different spice each time...will it be the same?
does a spice in time save nine? :icon_smile_big:
didn't the colonel use 11 ?
:smilielol: should we outdo him and go for twelve?
do all the spices cancel each other out ?
Are we talking about the Spice Girls?
do you have a favourite ?
not anymore, do you?
could you guess which ?
Could you remind me of which witch is which?
which witch is the ditch witch ?
is someone laying in a ditch?
haven't you seen the signs saying beware ditch witch ahead ?
had all three kids petrified that the ditch witch would get them :smilielol:
did someone knock them off? or have I taken a wrong turn?
isn't it amazing how when we're little we told all sorts of tales (angels living in the clouds etc) and when we grow up we learn that they aren't true yet we proceed to tell our children the same nonsense.
could you be on a different road ?
kids just believe more , my eldest "planted " her fingernails for years only found out not long ago she had watched Jason and the Argonaughts and was trying to get harpies to "grow "
am I on the road to nowhere?
ha ha!! that's cute.
Did you hit a fork in the road?
should I make a U turn?
Do you want to turn back?
would that be the wise thing to do........or should I stay lost?
Are you lost now?
I can't seem to find where I'm going, missing all the signs..........did someone turn out the lights?
Are trying to be like Maxim?
I could never in my wildest dreams be like maxim, could I?
You could, but would you?
would it be worth my while?
Not really. Would you rather be like you?
I'm very happy and content with being me........I like me. Does that answer your question?
how many of us can say that about ourselves?
I like you as well. Me is quite nice as well. Where can I find out how many like themselves?
Is there a book at the library?
Likewise mate. :2thumbs:
Do you know what the dewey decimal number is?
have I even heard of it?
are you hard of hearing ?
Are your ears open?
You've never heard of the Dewey Decimal system? :popcrn:
how can I tell?
Either it's not from my time or I just can't recall.
are you a book worm ?
Wanna read me a book?
do you like a good bedtime story?
Do you have a good bedtime story?
do you want me to see what I can find?
If you don't mine, would you read it to me to?
should I translate from the Latin?
Can you read Latin?
can you speak Latin ?
Can't do either...who will translate?
Morning.
not me :shruggy: has fred gone to bed ?
morning you get up as early as I do :scratchchin:
Does Fred translate Latin?
I couldn't sleep...so I got up and made a pot of coffee...wise!
isn't that what he said ion post #8285 ? :yesnod:
best time of the day :2thumbs:
Is he out tearing up the town?
I prefer sleeping till 7am...all is quiet though...I'm liking this. :yesnod:
is he in his charger ?
Wouldn't that be fun?!
only one other thing more fun, right ? :yesnod:
What would that be? ;)
could it be driving of a different nature ?
Oh...do you play golf? :icon_smile_big:
I'm afraid I don't like it very much, do you?
Went cruising yesterday. This morning I went to the trash and treasure market.
Don't understand the joy of following a ball across the lawn, do you?
It's been quiet around here today. Did you find any treasures?
why isn't someone trying to "save" golf balls ? I mean they chase them around and whack them with sticks :icon_smile_big:
what if we got rid of the clubs?
I found some tools for my lathe
What if we armed the balls with clubs?
would that make it fair ?
well equipped workshop then :yesnod: :2thumbs:
I hate it when I whack that club into the ground and it jars my whole body.......don't you?
the best. :2thumbs:
have you played for long ?
know that feeling but I don't play , used to whack golf balls across a lake see who could skip the furthest :yesnod:
I played for a very short time before hurling my club down the fairway.............can you guess why?
isn't that what stones are for?
were they charging you per divot
do you reckon there's a collector out there that collects those?
Perhaps if you were someone famous...would that be you?
not me.......do I resemble someone that is?
How can I say? I've never met you.
would you like to borrow my mirror?
It isn't broke, is it?
Who broke the mirror?
is it broken or just cracked ? ;D
Is it broke? I wanted to see what Fred looked like.
Do you want to ask the mirror?
does the mirror lie ?
Should we ask fred if the mirror lies?
is he here to ask ?
What lies would the mirror tell?
could it tell you your old when you know your not really ? :yesnod:
Did anyone get a answer?
to which question ?
How old are you?
old enough to know better and young enough to do it again , good answer yes ?
I like that answer. ;) what would you do again?
lots of things :yesnod: , keeping a few of the plentiful at the time muscle cars would be top of the list wouldn't it?
Would it be strange to say I have no desire to repeat my history?
wouldn't you like to go back to those 17-25 years knowing what you do now ?
Can I go back a little farther?
if you go back, will you still know what you know now?
a wise man learns from his mistakes.
Is it even possible to go back in time?
have you heard of the time machine?
Which one?
how about H G Wells' ?
where are the morloks ?
are we going forward?
..........I thought we were going back
its all so confusing , were are the dinosaurs is that better ?
Why do you want to see the dinosaurs?
aren't you curious ?
Do you remember what happened to the cat?
did he learn from his mistakes ?
Did he even get a chance to?
don't cats have 9 lives ?
Wasn't he on his last one?
could we head parallel instead of forward or back?
are you talking about a new space and time continuum ?
yes I am, will we need a witches broom to get there?
don't you think you might need the ditch witches ride on to get there ?
Why would you want to head towards another parallel universe?
just for the sake of it maybe?
if its parallel won't the same sh*t happen there as here ?
Do I need to pack a lunch with my broomstick?
in that case shouldn't we just stay put?
Will I still need a lunch?
wouldn't some mre's be more appropriate ?
nothing beats a good lunch.........am I right?
Isn't breakfast better for you?
what if you eat lunch at breakfast time ?
then when will you have breakfast?
isn't two meals a day enough?
not for me, is it for you?
have we left the time machine already?
Is 4 meals alright? Not that I eat 4
Quote from: Fred on September 15, 2013, 12:38:05 AM
have we left the time machine already?
weren't it dismissed as irrelevant ?
or should they be 8 small meals?
Isn't smaller portions better?
can't you get by on just two big meals ?
not if one is referring to money, am I right?
what if you cook them yourself ?
What about money pinching?
Do you like eating your own cooking?
yes :yesnod: the cook cooks it exactly as I like it ;D is your any good ?
my cook is excellent, would you like to book an appointment?
What time is best?
can you come after the latin translations?
Is that after the "Days of our life"
that's exactly right, who made you so clever? :icon_smile_big:
Have you seen "leave it to beaver clever"?
yes but that was a very long time ago, how is it that you haven't forgotten stuff?
I will never forget, will you?
I would like to never forget, is there something I can take?
Have you tried vitamins?
if I borrow yours will I remember what you do?
I have plenty, how many do you want?
but are your memories any good? will I want to share them?
What?
is he on first?
Who's on second?
Now what's going on?
What's going on where?
Do you need to know where?
I don't remember, where are you talking about?
why are we even talking about it?
Is there something else you'd rather talk about?
yes, has anyone replaced the glass in my cracked and broken mirror yet?
burnout.dawg wants to see what I look like.
Does that mean you have 7 yr's bad luck?
didn't I hand it over before it broke?
did it break in transit ?
If I were to look into Freds, wouldn't I see my own reflection?
would you recognise yourself in a cracked/broken mirror ?
I barely recognize myself in a good mirror...but how does Fred expect me to see him when all I see is me?
is it just a picture stuck in a frame ?
Is it a framed picture?
Fred said it was a mirror didn't he?
Who cracked the mirror, was it Fred?
Where's mrs Fred been lately?
I think it happened in transit...do you suppose someone in customs did it?
I don't believe I have met Mrs. Fred.
Should I call the police?
She comes on here now and then under Fred's user name, but signs "Mrs Fred". I wonder if I was dreaming. :shruggy:
Aren't customs the police?
Hmmm...don't know.
true, do you want to call them?
is there something they can do for me?
I've been busy following maxims threads (if you know what I mean)
A big hello to burnout.dawg :wave:
Mrs. Fred.
Do you want the police to investigate?
Will someone be arrested if the police do show up?
Will the police respond to a complaint of a broken mirror?
Hello Mrs. Fred. Nice to meet you :yesnod:
Does anyone have a warrant out for their arrest?
did someone use the mirror shards in an illegal manner?
What broke the mirror in the first place?
Would that be a problem?
BTW...just call me dawg... :yesnod:
was it me after seeing myself in it? or was it dawg after seeing me in it?
ok dawg :2thumbs:
Is that what that was?
is that what what was?
Is that what she said?
or did she not say anything?
Isn't It better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool?
is Tom Foolery at it again?
Did Tom Foolery break the mirror?
by looking in it do you mean?
Or, did he throw something into it?
or was he having a punch up with himself?
Did he drop it?
could it be that he sat on it?
Do you see any cheek marks?
is that a skid mark I'm looking at?
Do you want to look closer?
Do you need a magnifying glass?
Did someone make a fool of himself?
I probably did...couldn't leave it alone.
don't we all make fools of ourselves?
Then why isn't everyone laughing?
isn't it a sad state of affairs?
could it be we are not laughing because we realize they are laughing at us....not with us?
But if we are all fools...are we laughing at them?
feels better if we do....right?
could we be laughing on the inside ?
better then crying on the inside, right?
Who will be laughing when it's over?
is it over before the fat lady sings?
Are we going to be laughing or singing when it's all over?
what if we all bust at the seams?
do you need to reinforce the stitching ?
Who has a sewing machine?
not me do you have one ?
Who knows how to use one?
what if we just use Velcro?
What about super glue?
sticky fingers ?
with Velcro we can expand........that would be good wouldn't it?
Sure it will, do we all agree?
what if you can't stand that noise ?
Would it be best you don't expand then?
that's a good idea isn't it ?
What happens to Velcro if you shrink?
Don't we all shrink when we're done?
do you use Velcro "that " way ?
What way is "that" way??
Is it the right way?
is there a wrong way?
Wouldn't that depend on what we are referring to?
What are we talking about?
aren't we using Velcro to keep our fly closed ?
I thought we were using it to keep our sides from splitting?
We are not using it to hold up our pants?
Wasn't I wondering what happens to the Velcro if we shrink?
seems everybody has a use does it not ?
Can I use it on my kids?
:smilielol: do you want to stick them to the wall?
would that make them easy to find ?
Wouldn't that keep them safe?
Would you stick them together?
so they won't get lost ?
Could I use duck tape?
doesn't duck tape fix anything ?
Wouldn't Velcro be better? You could take them down when you needed chores done.
wouldn't duck tape stop squirming better ?
Doesn't velcro wear out?
would someone reading this thread get the wrong idea? :yesnod: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
Will you testify?
could they find me ?
Who's going to tell?
Is anyone here a tattle tale?
what if they looked in your mirror? would they find you then?
Is the mirror still broken?
Where is the mirror?
would they find themselves ?
Can you see anything?
I don't have the mirror do you ?
Do we need to ask Fred?
is it lost ?
Could Fred be lost too?
could he be lost in the mountains ?
If Fred is lost and the mirror is lost, could we assume Fred has the mirror and they're both lost?
Could he be lost in space?
is he lost in the mirror ?
Isn't the mirror broken?
will he ever get out ?
If the mirror is broken...is Fred broken too?
Wanna ask Mrs Fred?
is she allowed to tell ?
Will she tell?
Could you? I'm feelin shy.
who's got bestest manners ?
Could he be having his tea?
Is he having crumpets with his tea?
He is having a snack
Doesn't he like tea cake?
Are you sure it wasn't coffee cake?
don't you have toast and tea ?
I love toast and tea, don't you?
have you tried it with vegemite ?
Do you recommend it?
Do you like vegemite?
:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs:
You guys make it all worth while. Thankyou.
Carry on.
I do like vegemite to use as axel grease. How about you?
I'm not sure we have it here in the states...any ideas where I might look for it?
would it help if you followed the yellow brick road?
Do I have to have ruby red slippers?
You can get vegemite in the US. There are places that import it for people. It'll cost around $15 for a jar the size of a Cheez Whiz jar.
Will it lead to the land of Oz?
Off to bed I go. Thanks for the evening :yesnod:
Maybe it will lead to the land downunder, that would be good wouldn't it?
$15 bucks! that's crazy. How big is a cheese whiz jar?
Do I get to go over the rainbow?
15.ounces
is that the way to get down under?
I'll have to go and convert that into grams
Do I have to go under the rainbow instead?
wouldn't digging a tunnel be the quickest and most direct way to get here?
another thread bites the dust!
Can I borrow a spoon?
Yep. I wonder what happened?
would you prefer a spade instead?
fly on the wall............I would have preferred a public flogging lol
Do you have a spade I can use?
would a shovel do ?
Why not get a hoe?
I work with hoes, can I borrow your shovel?
I have no hoes and no shovels; would a large spoon work?
a large spoon would probably do after all, who hoes rows anymore?
The only spoon I found has holes in it, do you still want it?
Would you mind if others use your spoon?
The only thing I could find is a pooper-scooper, would that be better than a holy spoon?
does the holy spoon work miracles ?
Perhaps better than a pooper-scooper, don't you agree?
Why didn't anyone tell me my spoon was holy?
aren't you supposed to just "know" ?
Wouldn't it give you a spiritual experience?
that depend how the spoon is used doesn't it ?
I used it to cook, does that decrease its holiness?
was the food extra good ?
If everything I cook is amazing how can it be extra good? :D
What did you do, smother it in cheese and grease? :lol:
could you use that mixture to style your hair?
I generally just use fresh ingredients and create delicious masterpieces, and isn't bacon the most recent condiment fad anyways?
if you use paint to create a masterpiece, would it still be delicious??
it might look delicious but it would still taste like paint wouldn't it ?
If I used delicious paint, could I use it as a masterpiece?
would you eat it or hang it on the wall?
I would share, do you want a taste?
can I have some of the pink bit?
How low will you go?
isn't it hanging on the wall?
It's a floor to ceiling painting, with the pink bit on the floor. Do you still want some?
can I have it laying flat on my back?
You can have it anyway you want it, can I get Maxim to help you?
wouldn't he dismiss me out of hand?
I think not, would you talk nice to him?
if I do, how will he answer back?
If he talks dirty, would you like to slap him?
If he talks dirty, would you like to slap him?
Would you tell me If he talks dirty?
who invited him anyway?
It wasn't you?
are you kidding who in their right mind would do a thing like that?
Does he even know?
would he even come if he did?
Doesn't he pout when he's not invited?
Is it possible he might behave like a human in person than he does behind a keyboard?
Is he a growup hiding behind the keyboard?
does the keyboard have a mind of its own ?
Is he computer literate?
Is he a chatter Bot?
Was he bullied in high school?
Wouldn't you think HE was the bully?
Are we discussing anyone in particular? :popcrn:
Would you prefer we discuss anyone in particular?
It feels so quiet and calm around here?
Are you asking for his name?
I don't think we need names...do you?
should we just use our imagination?
Can someone guess who it is?
I could guess but would I be right ?
or are you coming at it from left field?
would I be dismissed ?
are you asking the monkey?
which monkey is that ?
Is there a monkey in the room?
is the room a cage ?
could the monkey be free range?
does that make them taste better ?
should I try licking myself to find out?
Are you a dog?
don't you wish you were?
Quote from: Fred on September 17, 2013, 11:16:59 PM
don't you with you were?
don't I with I were what ?
:lol: a dog. wouldn't that be a dream come true?
Would you like to be a cat?
I wouldn't mind being with a cat, how about you?
Would you lick the cat in the hat?
Good night...
Are you going to sleep?
:wave:
i'm not yet how about you ?
:wave: pleasant dreams
Too early to sleep, is Fred still up?
up the cat, do you mean?
Are you safe with your kitty?
could I be safe with this kitty ?
not if you have to ask, am I right?
my pc has slowed right down in this storm, may have to quit.
Do you have a kitty box?
would a dog house do?
You want to borrow my dog house?
will I need two?
Will the Mrs be joining you?
would that be a good thing?
Who else is in the dog house?
could it be poly and cat?
Or could it be Maxim and the broken mirror?
did you find his note book full of noted notes?
Are you talking about the ones that insult women?
have I missed something here ? :scratchchin:
Fred, wanna catch Poly up to speed?
Or are you both running slow?
don't you hate it when you miss all the good stuff ?
if you miss out does that mean you're not a glutton?
speed kills. :smilielol:
Have you seen those signs that say..........what speed are you doing now? some one graffittied both kinds on one of them..........thought it was funny. I did too. :icon_smile_big:
Did you miss being gone?
I was here it was just my internet service and it's still really slow. what do you say to that?
speed kills. :lol:
Have you seen those signs that say..........what speed are you doing now? some one graffittied both kinds on one of them..........thought it was funny.
I did too. :icon_smile_big:
if your slow enough is that like being gone ?
was slow getting back,am i really 35 pages behind?? ??
Better late than never, wouldn't you agree ?
Glad you caught up!
Isnt it better never than late??
no catch up i cheated an just skippy doo ahead save 35 back pages for next gyuy??????
Does the early bird get the worm?
if the early bird has too eat worms,isnt it better to sleep in??
Isnt it better to sleep on it?
I sleep on a bed...are you sleeping on worms?
would they be as comfy as a water bed ?
Wouldn't there be a constant sensation of movement?
so it would be like a "thousand fingers " bed ?
work for me :wave:
Would that be like a full body massage while sleeping?
Have a good one :yesnod:
How full body are we talking?
Would a king size waterbed be more comfy?
Can we wear golf shoes to bed in the waterbed?
Do you have golf shoes?
Would you mind if I borrow yours?
I have size twelve, will they fit?
Yeah, they'll fit. Do you have Cinderella's glass slipper by chance?
would a glass bowl do?
is her foot round?
is she an elephant?
Haven't you heard of the elephant princess?
can't say that I have, where would I find her?
In Australia...haven't you seen it?
do I need to put on special glasses?
Do you need glasses to see an elephant?
Australian children's program 2009 - 2011.
would you see it if you were blind?
Surely I don't come across so infantile that you imagine I watch children's shows? :icon_smile_big:
wouldn't you be feeling it if you were blind ?
if it stood on you, do you mean?
If you were blind would glasses help?
I have kids...sometimes I am forced to view programs not of my choice.
glasses of whiskey or beer you mean ?
been there and done that the smurfs comes to mind
Can whiskey and beer improve your eyesight?
Barney the dinosaur was torture!
Can whiskey and beer improve your disposition?
this site is so slow, I'm not getting anywhere.
don't they work on your attitude instead ?
:2thumbs:
Is that why Max has a chitty attitude?
I'd call it something else, wouldn't you?
I would call it a lot of things...what would you call it?
happy hour :icon_smile_big:..........where's my drink?
in the fridge isn't it ?
Isn't it a wee bit early for happy hour?
isn't it after 10pm already?
Happy hour began five hours ago...isn't it bedtime here?
will you be going to bed happy?
Aren't you an hour off?
It's a quarter after 11 pm
Isn't he off anyway?
Has he even got on?
Depends where you are sitting...it is 10:15 pm here...does this mean you are happier than me?
if it would stop long enough, I could
showing 22.18
Isn't the night just beginning?
or are you beginning your night?
So, is the night still young?
I'm just getting started, are you?
do you need a helping hand?
is one ever enough ?
Are you guys volunteering to help?
hasn't anyone told you never volunteer ?
is it best to turn a blind eye?
Did you get soap in your eye?
are they red and stingy?
aren't blue bottles stingy?
can you get used to them ?
Are they even available?
would you want them to be?
Can you buy them?
would they last for the trip ?
Don't the girl scouts give them away?
Do you want to ask?
the girl scouts ?
Do you want me to volunteer?
are you game enough?
What game are we playing?
is it hide and seek?
Wanna play hide and seek?
can I hide somewhere special?
Can you hide good?
Who is it?
Can I be it?
will you be safe being it?
Will you guys play fair?
you can trust us right?
Are you in government?
would you like me to be?
Will you tell the truth and not fooling around on your spouse? :smilielol:
spouse? :icon_smile_big: not familiar with that word. do you mean spouting or maybe sprouts?
Are you honest?
A spouse is a partner in a marriage.
no I'm telling a lie but you knew that didn't you?
are you trying to be an honest politician ?
Isn't an honest politician an urban legend? Or is it a paradox?
Have you heard about honest Abe?
Do the History books tell everything about Abe Lincoln?
did they include his vampire killing exploits ? :icon_smile_big:
Have you heard Abe's speech?
i'm not that old am I?
I thought they just shot a movie with him last year or something, didn't they?
is that the one where he is a vampire hunter ?
I never put myself through the torture to bother, can anyone verify? Was Honest Abe a vampire slaying badass.?
It must be fact...haven't you read the book or seen the movie?
if they've made a movie it must be true mustn't it ? ;D
Was it on the internet?
did they have smart phones back then ?
Did they even have phones back then?
Do we have smart phones today?
Is yours stupid like mine? :lol:
do they only tell us their smart so we buy them ?
When mine learns to cook and clean house, then it will be smart...would you agree?
Isn't that what wife and kids are for? :lol:
could it be that with couple more apps you won't need a wife ?
Is there a app for that?
if theres not will there be one soon ?
Should we suggest it?
would it fit in your pocket ?
mine's already in my pocket, where's yours?
Where can I buy one?
could this be the million dollar idea ?
is any idea worth a million dollars?
Do you have a million dollars?
is that the million dollar question?
:smilielol: could it be ?
or not to be?
didn't mel brooks say that ?
What show was that on?
History of the world part one............am I right?
Do you have a copy that I can borrow?
shall I send it to you as the crow flies?
Would that be next day air?
only if I can find a crow that's willing to fly express, right?
Will the Charger be coming with it?
are you referring to my steed?
Could you load the steed onto a crow?
that's one big crow isn't it ?
How big do crows get in Australia?
Are you talking about old crows?
Old crows...young crows...do any of them get big enough to fly a charger across the ocean?
Is Fred willing to ship his beloved 68?
Can a new member like me know the answer to that question?
Are you sure you want to know?
if you do, will you tell us?
Welcome Dot :icon_smile_big: :wave:
from one semi newbie to another,do you have the anawer?
Does anyone really know the answer to whatever is being asked?
Welcome to the forum guys :cheers: The more the merrier :2thumbs:
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on September 20, 2013, 04:35:40 PM
Does anyone really know the answer to whatever is being asked?
Welcome to the forum guys :cheers: The more the merrier :2thumbs:
If there were a person that would answer whatever is being asked would their answer be correct?
does correct mean truthful ?
welcome to the madness guys :cheers:
could you be correct all the while telling a lie?
if someone told you to tell the lie and you did ,then you'd be exhibiting correct behaviour wouldn't you ?
Quote from: polywideblock on September 20, 2013, 07:12:10 PM
if someone told you to tell the lie and you did ,then you'd be exhibiting correct behaviour wouldn't you ?
If I was told to tell a lie and told the truth instead would I be misbehaving?
would you be punished for misbehaving ?
would you have to go stand in the corner?
do you have a naughty corner ?
I have four corners and then some, don't you?
is one of them naughty ?
are there any corners in a round room?
how do you confuse an Irishman ?
do you know any irishmen?
isn't there one in the mirror?
or is he sitting on a barstool?
if he's a leprechaun, could he be sitting on a toadstool?
don't you put him in a round room and ask him to pee in the corner ? ;D
will he end up peeing his pants?
is the toilet there, or does he even care?
just how confused is he ?
no pollocks around to show him the way?
could he just follow the wall until he came to its end ? ;D
or could the brothers help?
brothers ?
the one's that sailed out to sea with the monkeys and haven't been seen since (Marx bros) don't you remember?
lost it with my marbles didn't I ?
do you mean this years memory or all memory?
could it just be bits and pieces ?
will it fit together like jigsaw puzzle?
Aren't the marbles hidden under the lounge?
but are the marbles numbered ? :scratchchin:
Why would you number your marbles?
don't you know how many you have ?
how would you know you'd lost any ? :icon_smile_big:
you'd be right if you lost your cue balls then, wouldn't you?
Will I be sitting on them?
did the monkey eat them ?
are you looking for proof?
Did anyone see the monkey eat them?
I think the bar tender did, didn't he?
I think the monkey ate one...where are the rest of them?
are they hiding under poly's couch along with his marbles?
Is it those damn hippos again?
Were the hippos hungry?
where did the hippo's come from?
did they sneak up on tippy toe with out you hearing them ? :icon_smile_big:
don't they make a squishy sound?
do they make that sound when their nervous ?
Is the Hungarian hippos frigidity?
why would a hippo be frigid ?
huh?
better go easy on that stuff. :icon_smile_big: (talking to stroker)
is the water cold?
in Hungary ?
Is everyone constantly hungry in Hungary?
could they eat the hippo's ?
How did Hungarian hippos get in Hungary anyway?
did they sneak up on tippy toe while you wasn't looking ? :icon_smile_big:
Who let the Hungarian hippos hold hands while sneaking home?
is home where the heart is?
Isn't it where it should be?
aren't some hearts left out in the cold?
aren't some hearts made of stone ?
have some hearts been ground to a pulp?
Would a whole heart be better than a broken heart?
are two halves better than one?
aren't some things just made to be broken ?
does that include mirrors?
What about Maxim's?
are they made top be broken ?
Isn't everything meant to be broken?
some broken things can be fixed, right ?
How do you mend broken things?
oxy acetylene ?
should you leave well enough alone?
Is poly a welder?
how can we find out?
Wanna ask him?
if he's a welder, why can't he weld his head together to stop his marbles from falling out?
Could he fix your mirror if Maxim will give it back?
how did maxim get his hands on it in the first place?
Didn't he want to see who was the fairest of them all?
was he disappointed?
Did it crack before he found out?
did he crack it ?
it's a mystery to me?
Quote from: Fred on September 21, 2013, 03:09:53 AM
it's a mystery to me?
Just realised I'm in "Answer the question with a question" so need to change my reply (but notice how I did automatically include the question mark lol)...........
that could explain it , couldn't it?
will it be dismissed as irrelevant ?
Doest it matter that it is irrelevant?
Quote from: Fred on September 20, 2013, 04:06:40 PMWelcome Dot :icon_smile_big: :wave:
Hi :wave:
If it is irrelevant does it matter?
Welcome aboard dot!
dOES ANYTHING ON HERE REALLY MATTER??? ??? :D
Sorry did the reverce caps thing not yelling soorrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :slap:
Is that a matter of opinion?
Is there anyone that agrees with you? :nana:
don't we all like to disagree?
could we agree to disagree ?
But if we agree to disagree how can we argue about anything?
are we supposed to be arguing ?
Aren't we supposed to be arguing?
"Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties."
is agreeing to disagree about agreeing,like losing a arguement with yourselfes, both of you?? what?? :icon_smile_question:
Would debating be a better term instead of arguing?
What if someone suggested to call it quarreling?
would that be their opinion ?
Are we arguing, debating, or quarreling?
Does the answer to that question close any doors?
could we do all of the above ?
But if we close a door, won;t someone just open a window?
could we do none of the above,cant we bee friends??? ??? :cheers: :2thumbs:
Can we discuss it amongst friends?
maybe over coco ?
What about coffee?
Can we have tea and crumpets instead?
I have tea, do any of you have crumpets?
I can get some. How many do we need?
What about two each, would that be enough?
How many people are going to want 2 crumpets compared to the ones that just want one?
isn't one the loneliest number??
Isn't one better than none?
wouldn't you prefer two instead of one?
Isn't the more, the merrier?
are we aiming to be merry?
Would it make Mary merry if everyone is merry?
Are we talking about dirty Mary?
I prefer a bloody mary, how about you?
Is she a virgin?
would she be bloody if she was? :D
Not anymore. :lol:
Or, did she cut herself?
and what is the question?
Didn't you ask a little too early?
How would you know?
was he there?
Did he experience it?
Did he enjoy his experience?
first hand, do you mean or from a distance?
Which way would give a better experience?
Would close up be better?
couldn't you get hurt that way?
Can I watch?
to see people get hurt do you mean or are you leading up to a "70"? :D
What about 70?
do you mean..........what is a "70"?
Yes, what is a "70"?
Do I have to educate everyone on this thread?
it's a 69er with one watching!
:rofl:
Can I still watch? :smilielol:
doesn't practice make prefect?
Who can I practice with?
do you want me to put up my hand?
Are you volunteering?
what are friends for? :icon_smile_big:
So you don't mind changing my 69 to a 70?
or should we go all out and make it a 75?
I can think of a few more members that won't want to miss out.
Are talking about having a gangbanger?
More the merrier.
is that what you get after too many drinks?
I don't remember, is that what happens?
should we give it a try and find out?
I'm game, are you?
good night :wave:
what game are you playing here ?
:wave:
are we playing "ten green bottles"?
are the bottles just falling off the wall ?
what do you think?
rowdy BBQ next door ?
how many warning shots is cansidered nayberly??
don't warning shots fall on deaf ears??
How would someone hear warning shots if they were deaf or hearing impaired?
would you need to give a visual clue ?
a bottle exploding in their hand for example :scratchchin:
What if I don't want to see that picture?
Would a middle finger work as an visual clue? :fu:
is there any doubt what that finger means?
I use mine for visual aid, what do you use yours for?
doesn't everybody?
Does everybody understand sign language?
everybody understands that sign don't they ?
Why can't some people get it then?
could they be turning a blind eye ?
Can some people be blinded by the light bulb over their head?
Did they have a bright idea?
What did I do to warrant the middle finger? :shruggy:
We all come up with bright ideas, don't we?
That wasn't meant for you by no means. :slap:
NO! don't some bright ideas leave a lot to be desired?
do you mean things like a smokeless ashtray ? :yesnod:
What about the the invention of clap on, clap off?
wasn't the invention of "clap off "a god send ? :D
Wasn't the TV remote a god send?
children everywhere thought so didn't they ?
honey your closer down there just change the channel for mommy :scratchchin:
Is that the reason our kids are getting bigger?
isn't it your nips that are getting bigger?
always wondered about that song how about you ?
in what sense?
Who has what sense?
do you have the 6th sense ?
have we all stopped making sense?
I know I am, any of you guys?
haven't I only got one thing on my mind of late?
what ,making sense ?
We have common sense, what else do we need?
someone to make us use it ?
isn't that impossible without my grey thingy and your marbles?
if the grey thingy and the marbles are together what could be the outcome ?
could it be a match made in heaven? :icon_smile_big:
would they make super balls ? :icon_smile_big:
how am I to answer that? :lol:
Isn't it best to let some things be?
To be or not to be is that the question?
didn't Mel brooks say that ?
What was the name of the movie, do you remember?
History of the World part one...........I'm right again aren't I?
did I wake up in a time warp?
could it be the only appropriate answer for that question ?
is frankfurter and rif raf there with you :icon_smile_big:
Isn't "to be or not to be" Shakespearean?
which would you rather sit through Shakespeare or Mel Brooks ?
Mel Brooks of course but which time warp is Fred stuck in?
is it the one at the picture show ?
What is playing at the theatre?
is it the phantom again ?
Are we now at the opera?
while its called phantom of the opera its set in a theatre isn't it ?
Quote from: burnout.dawg on September 23, 2013, 10:58:47 PM
Mel Brooks of course but which time warp is Fred stuck in?
Check out Reply #8972 #8973 #8974 and #8975.. I have lived this already.
Quote from: polywideblock on September 24, 2013, 12:40:22 AM
while its called phantom of the opera its set in a theatre isn't it ?
Isn't it playing at the movies as well?
you have been busy haven't you ?
Is there something wrong with living it again?
So, the opera now resides in a theatre instead of an opera house. Correct?
was it a bad experience ?
correct just had a 2week season :eek2:
could you take it or leave it?
are you giving me a choice ? i'll leave it :yesnod:
Can I have it my way?
would you like the phantom in your theatre ?
doesn't he live under the theatre?
isn't that franenfurter ?
do they know each other?
would the phantom get along with rif raf ?
does he need a room mate to help pay board?
aren't there other ways of paying the rent ?
would that be difficult for the phantom?
could they be lining up ?
have they lost their marbles?
maybe they should look under the lounge do you think ?
are you inviting them round to your place?
Who else is invited?
if I invite you, will you help me find my grey thingy?
Don't we already know where it's at?
who among you is brave enough to go and get it?
Does that person have to bring back Poly's marbles as well?
I think in this case, bringing back my grey thingy will require all the concentration you can give it, don't you?
Should I be concentrating now?
Who can concentrate now?
is there ever a better time?
What about Miller time?
can we take some time out?
You want a time out?
if you take it out who will put it back ?
if no one puts it back does that mean time is lost forever?
What about calling a time keeper?
good night :wave:
would we be in the land of the lost ?
:wave:
will the keeper keep us forever?
nightie night
if he keeps us , can we come home ?
is it finders keepers?
are we looking for a keeper ? green, wicket .... :icon_smile_big:
are you batting for a good time?
am I looking for a good time with my bat ?
hope the previous post don't change when i'm posting :icon_smile_big:
can you have a good time with your bat?
shit happens! :icon_smile_big: :shruggy:
WITH THE RIGHT PREP AN LUBE YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YA SHORT STOP PARTNER AN BAT,CANT YA?? ??? :eek2: :D :rotz: :rotz:
wanna have a good time with a old bat?
Are old bats any fun?
Depends, are these old bats corked?
don't old bats dry out ?
Can't they be lubricated?
long strand grease ?
Wouldn't KY be enough? :rofl:
would that depend on how dry it was ?
How dry is it?
has it turned to dust?
Can we just mix it with water?
would that create a quagmire?
DiD YOU CHECK TO SEE IF the Depends are still dry???
:icon_smile_question: :slap: :eek2:
I'm not going there, are you?
Do you mind if I just let someone else do it instead?
Isn't that what the nurses are for?
Is the nurse willing to do it though?
would she do it if we paid her?
Did she set her limits?
is she reaching for the moon?
Would she also be reaching for the cow that jumped over the moon?
or is she after the dish that ran away with the spoon?
If she's a dish, think she'll mind if I'm big spoon?
If she was after the dish, why is she reaching for the sky?
is someone telling her to stick em up?
Is this a dish robber?
Who would tell her that?
Whay would she say if I told her "reach for your toes, I'll show you were the wild goose goes?"
is she asking you to follow your nose?
Does it smell like fish, rotten fish, or cheese?
will that decide the direction you take?
to the dinner table and beyond?
can I lead the pack?
Is one of "those" parties?
would you like it to be?
Would you bring the wine?
Would that be Republican or Democratic party?
Or would that be the independent peeper party?
will we need a looking glass?
do you like to watch yourself ?
I meant the sort that you can watch someone else with, do you know what I mean?
isn't that called a TV ?
how about binoculars?
Would opera glasses work?
aren't binoculars for watching from a long way away ?
How far away are we?
Would you prefer to be in the middle of the action?
I like to be in the front row , how about you ?
if you were close and using your binoculars, would you get to see everything?
Wouldn't you see too much?
Could you see too much?
can you ever see too much ?
is too much bad for you?
Wouldn't that be dependent on what exactly the too much bad was?
Some would say too much is never enough, wouldn't you agree?
but isn't less more?
Are these ladies wearing too much or not enough?
Not those two again..........another time warp perhaps or am I just dreaming?
Did you pinch yourself to find out?
would I feel it if I'm asleep?
depends on wether you've got hold of it wouldn't it ?
:smilielol: when I get hold, how long should I hold on?
as long as you want to , i'm not wrong am I ?
is there a chance I might get a crap?
can you hold that to ? ;D
No, I'm not holding onto it for you :eek2: Will you seek someone else to do so?
:lol: I meant to say cramp but I can get you a paper bag, will that help?
Don't you have pockets you can use?
do you expect me to use my own?
Do you carry a man bag that you can use?
no, do you?
What about a backpack, do you have one of those?
so who's cramping in a back pack ? :icon_smile_big:
Did I go off topic?
I thought he said crap!
has she lost her charm?
I said crap by mistake............I meant to say cramp. a slip of the keyboard. :icon_smile_big:
does the lustre wear off ?
does she need a cut and polish?
does it buff out ? :icon_smile_big:
is she bent and twisted?
is that what a rack is for ?
Are you talking about a bakers rack ?
isn't it an alignment tool ?
I need that alignment tool, is it available for rent?
would hanging stretch you better?
Isn't that rather dangerous?
Do you recommend hanging from the neck or from the feet?
how about we get adventurous and try it from the thumbs?
Are we trying to pop his knuckles?
Would that be better?
will knuckle poppers come in handy?
Would turnovers be better?
either way you could end up with a mouth full, right?
Am I that hungry?
didn't you have dinner ?
is it dinner time?
Where's dinner?
is it waiting to be cooked?
Who's cooking the chow?
are there any volunteer's?
Who's the better cook?
will we have to have a cook off to find out?
only one cook here so i'd have to be the best ,right ? ;D
so can we all come to your place?
I get my meat put on the BBQ first and taken off last , do you like cremated food ?
will I have to eat it out of an urn?
do you like jerky ?
Do you make homemade jerky?
Who's doing the jerking?
Is there a jerk on this forum site?
What makes you think there could only be one?
I suspect there are many...wouldn't you agree?
would that be a mater of perspective ?
Who's perspective matters more?
Hadn't we agreed to get along?
Aren't we getting along?
couldn't we get down and dirty instead?
are you playing in the mud ?
I was thinking of coming down the chimney, do you think Santa will mind?
won't that put the fire out ? :icon_smile_big:
will that make me a volunteer fire fighter?
how much scrub can you cover ? ;D
if I lay on the ground and make an angel, will that if you an indication?
Can you make angels? I thought only God could do that.
Are you talking about snow angels?
Or was he talking about sand angels?
Could it be mud angels he was talking about?
Are Charlie's Angels making snow angels?
does anybody really want to settle for an angel?
I wouldn't care what angels Charlie's Angels were making, can I watch?
do you need permission?
Do you have the permission slips?
are they in my pocket?
Are they kept anywhere else?
could they be stuck in the vibrating couch?
if there in the couch won't they vibrate out ?
would that leave them expired?
is the couch that good ?
shall we ask the bear??
Isn't he busy getting picnic baskets?
isn't he enjoying his picnic on the couch?
How can I take a nap on the couch if the bear is eating on it?
wouldn't the vibration keep you awake?
could the vibrations make stuff run out of you ?
Wouldn't the bear make stuff run out of you?
Does the bear sh!t in the woods?
After his picninc, did the bear shit in the woods where this girl is making her snow angel?
http://ispot.tv/a/72w2
Is she making angels in bear sh!t?
which would you rather ,knee-deep in bear sh*t , or having it up you back ?
Do I have only two choices?
This is America, shouldn't you have at least two choices?
can you choose to be a boy or a girl?
isn't that choice made for you ?
what if I don't like the result?
are you talking a cut and shut ?
is the grass really greener on the other side?
do you really think so ?
that's one fence I don't want to climb ,
will my opinion count?
better the devil you know...........for sure.
doesn't everyone's opinion count to someone ?
Does the sun come up?
Well know--the earth turns :shruggy:
could the same be said about the moon ?
Is someone mooning? Did I miss something important?
OOps sorry one question at a time :shruggy:
which of the two would you like me to answer?
could we answer one each ?
what was the questions?
which one ?
are you asking me to choose?
Are you good at making decisions?
are you putting me in charge?
Do I need to start addressing you as "Sir" sir?
would hey you do ?
Is your name "you"?
what about mate or cobber ? ;D
or maybe even oi?
What is an oi?
Is he talking about punk rock?
Is it a skinhead?
isn't oi just like hey you in Australia ?
You are Australian...is it?
oh :o so I am ,yes . is that the answer that you were looking for ?
I was worried Fred was calling you a punk rock skinhead...but you've set me straight...okay?
is there anything wrong with punk rock skinheads ?
Do you have a mohawk?
do you ?
Is it tinted in rainbow colors?
have you seen my daughter ? :icon_smile_big:
Seriously?
Does she like to dress up like this?
:eek2:
that would be close ,but the black was blond and the blond was green last time I saw her :yesnod: don't kids do the darndest things ?
Do they do this to drive us to drink?
Didn't you do crazy stuff when you was younger?
shall we thank them for it? :icon_smile_big:
What was the craziest thing you did when you were younger?
I was in the middle of a full blown riot , what about yourself ?
I tattooed myself, will that do?
do you still have it ?
Wasn't much happening here in Montana. I got an afro perm...is that crazy?
:yesnod: weren't they the in thing back then ?
didn't you need hair for that?
yes I have I did it with a needle........it's on my for arm
I'm not sure if that there perm is crazy, or am I even more crazier?
are you sure you want an answer Jim? :icon_smile_big:
must we be brutally honest ?
:smilielol: could we tell a little lie?
do you mean a white one ?
do they come in colours?
Is that the only color they come in?
Would it be better if we sugar coat the truth?
isn't that sugary frosting why they call it a white lie ?
Isn't the sugary frosting best on cake and cereal?
can you smear it in your hair?
Can it be smeared anywhere you want?
Man, I thought before I was crazy.. now I know I AM crazy, what you all?
Aren't we all bananas? :boogie: :boogie: :boogie: :boogie:
is that why the monkeys are after us?
The ones with the paddles?
how will we defend ourselves?
Could we ask the brothers?
Are they still around?
aren't they out at sea?
Aren't the monkeys with the paddles with them?
didn't they head off in different directions?
they've been gone so long , do you think their shipwrecked ?
Is it possible they met back in the same location for a luncheon?
do we need to hire a dick ?
Is a dick another of those Aussie terms?
doesn't it mean a private investigator in the US ?
Do you mean like Dick Tracy?
isn't a lot of ozzy slang just shortening things to make it easier to say ?
Don't we call them private investigators here?
50's or 60's term...maybe.
Are us Americans smart enough to figure it out?
does it all seem to confusing some times ?
Aren't we all simpletons?
is there one among us who isn't?
isn't there one who THINKS he isn't ?
In this thread?
:smilielol: did someone forget to hang the "no smartasses" sign out?
*Note: A chatter Bot could not function in this thread...it makes no sense...wouldn't you agree?
I lost mine. Do you have a spare?
Personally, I'm sick of the guy and his attitude.
does it matter if it's flat?
that's funny..........he'd be hard pushed keeping it under 5 words for sure.
you would have to think so wouldn't you ?
imagine all the gramer corections alone :eek2:
Is it a 3d sign?
should it be?
is it a neon sign ?
What color of neon?
should it be red to warn people off or the colours of the rainbow so that all may join up?
What color do you want the neon sign?
if I knew would I be asking?
If you make it red, can we call it the red light district?
would we be asking for trouble?
like moths to a flame ?
would we end up with miniature livestock?
meat or dairy ? :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't it be both?
Are they being raised for food or to milk?
Have you ever ate bbq moth wings?
you dip them in ranch :lol:
do witchetty grubs count ?
cooked they taste like old peanut butter
Wanna have a Halloween potluck?
:eek2:
Will we be eating bugs?
if I said yes would you still be coming ?
Will you still eat them if they are?
What do you have planned for drinking?
Would bug juice be ok?
is it byog
Is roach ok?
Wouldn't roaches be better as an appetizer to get the feast of bugs going?
Do you wanna smoke a roach?
don't you save them for latter ?
Don't you think before would aide the rest of dinner down?
What about a electronic roach?
would it be crunchie ?
Will it give you a zap?
like frank zapper ?
Wanna smoke frank zapper?
Could I just have a cigar please?
Who had a baby?
it wasn't me :yesnod: was it you ?
Should we ask Fred?
you could try couldn't you ?
Is he on board?
Why would he be on the board?
has he gone surfing ?
:wave: breakie time
With the seals...and sharks?
Is he surfing the net?
enjoy it :wave:
Isn't it difficult to surf with a net?
What about using fishnet stockings?
would they keep you warm like a wetsuit ?
Can you pee in a wetsuit?
isn't that how you get it warn to start with ?
What about using a dry suit that you peed on?
wouldn't want to get confused would you ?
Never gotten confused, what are we talking about?
weren't we talking about wet and dry suits ?
Is this the type of wet suit you're talking about?
if everyone in a wetsuit looked like that there'd be more people at the beach wouldn't there ?
Wouldn't you rather see the girls in bikinis than wetsuits?
how would you know for sure what anything looks like inside a wet suit?
Could you use your imagination?
Where's the fun in that?
mightn't it be more fun than seeing something that doesn't meet expectations?
Am I setting my expectations too high?
isn't that why the word "disappointment" exists?
Have you ever woke up disappointed at Christmas?
did we ever really get what we truly wanted?
When was the last time you got what you really wanted?
10 mins ago on ebay, how's that?
What did we get?
how can I answer that with a question?
chrome dome hemi air cleaner with base. :drool5:
Didn't you answer your own question?
Nice :2thumbs:
or did someone answer it on my behalf?
Did someone hijack your username?
could it have been Mrs. Fred? :scratchchin:
Wanna ask Mrs Fred?
Did she twist your arm a little?
has she put me through the wringer?
If not, should she?
will it hurt?
Who will it hurt worst?
would I be right when I say, I got the the short end of the stick?
Did you get any of the stick?
am I clutching at straws?
Are you drinking with a straw?
Post #13,000 ;D
have I hit rock bottom?
Does your head hurt?
Did you dive in head first?
Do you have a hard head?
will a hard hat do?
I might quit soon, my internet keeps dropping out and it's driving me crazy!
What good will a hard hat do?
I need to hit the sack anyway. Work in the morning. Already 1 am. :o
I hate hard hats with a passion.
couldn't it take the place of a hard head?
nightie night. :wave:
why?
Is that too hot to wear?
You be missing football working :eek2: :wave:
what if the day is cold?
Would you have cold feet instead?
will cold feet leave footprints in the snow?
Is there snow in Australia?
you bet, want to come check it out?
The mountain regions of Victoria, NSW and Tasmania all have snow in winter.
Can I bring my sleds?
How cold does it get there?
sledding is fun, don't you think?
freezing.
Do you ski?
:'(
What if I say no?
Not in a long time now. The mrs. does, she also enjoys cross country skiing. cross country slopes are only an hour and a half away by car and down hill two and a half to three hours away depending on which ski resort.
why go somewhere to get cold and wet ?
Wouldn't everyone rather go somewhere warm and wet?
Would we have to leave home?
what if you don't have something warm and wet at home ?
Could you invite something over? :D
Would you need to pay for it?
isn't it to good to be true if it's free??
Would it be worth more if you pay for it?
might you be paying through the nose?
nose ,hmmm is that what you call it ?
What would you call it?
Does it matter what you call it?
How can we identify it?
Has anyone seen it?
Has it gone into hiding?
is it invisible ?
Is it very very tiny?
is it cold ? ;D
Should we be worried about it?
Does anyone know what IT is?
could it be anything you wanted it to be ?
Is it a shape shifter?
is its name john ?
John in like a loo?
Oh, so, now it has a name?
doesn't yours have a name ?
Who else should we call it?
Stanley ?
Is yours named John?
I named mine woody, what yours?
stanley , anyone else ?
Are you guys being shy?
are they bashful ?
Do you think they really have one?
are we just weird naming it ?
Are the ITs bashful? Perhaps that's why we aren't finding them. :lol:
Too big not to have a name, do you think they just lost it?
what the name ?
I call mine woody, what was yours again?
Stanley ;D , you know like the knife ?
So it wasn't after Stanley screwdriver?
don't you have box cutters over there ? :icon_smile_big:
Oh, I have one that I was just looking at model 99E, what is your model number?
model number ?
Does flat Stanley have a model number?
Doesn't all Stanley's have a model numbers?
would you need someone else to read it to you ? ;D
I have poor eye sight, will you read it to me?
I already did. Wasn't you paying attention?
I'm too broke to pay attention, will you loan me some?
How about we do some bartering?
Ok, what do you need?
Do you have it?
I have anything you want, do you have a name for it?
is its name john ? ;D
Would it be considered strange to admit it is nameless?
I call mine woody, what was yours again?
Didn't I admit it was nameless?
so is it referred to as the nameless one ? ;D
do you say "hi....." and then act like you forgot its name?
I can say Hi, but I forgot your name, so what is your name again?
If you've forgotten my name already, then does it need repeating?
if he doesnt have a name, how did you forget it?
if he doesn't have a name, can it be repeated?
why do you want to repeat it , is it hard of hearing ? ;D
Huh? Are you sayin' I'm hard of hearin'?
Ok, I'm lost, where are we at again? :shruggy: :lol:
Did you check the GPS?
Will the GPS seperate us across the continent?
Mines broke, can I borrow yours?
How did yours get broke?
I dropped it in the loo, do you have an extra one?
How did it end up in the loo?
I want to see if woody floats, does yours?
what if you've only got a shower ?
can you slide down the wall?
yes but the sudden stop sucks why would you do that ?
I don't know, what was I thinking?
could it be that you weren't ?
Is there any way to find out if he was thinking or what he was thinking about?
can you read his mind ?
Should we ask a mind reader to read his mind?
can a mind reader read his own mind?
Should a mind reader read his own mind?
what if he is alone, late at night?
would reading his mind at night hurt his eyes ? ;D
Would shining a flashlight through his ears help?
What if you used one of those Egyptian brain picking tools?
Where can I find a Egyptian brain picking tool?
Hmmm...in Egypt?
King Tut's Tomb?
would it be easier to look for it at the bazaars?
Can you buy them on the net?
are they on ebay ?
How much can I expect to pay?
what's the going price for smuggled Egyptian antiquities ?
Is there a going price if you get caught snuggling Egyptian antiquities?
Only if you get caught, right?
Sooner or later doesn't everyone eventually get caught?
Have you smuggling Egyptian antiquities lately?
I've never smuggled anything...have you?
I drove my mother in-law over the state line, is that consired smuggling ancient artifacts? :lol:
Lol...that's funny...but was it illegal?
I don't think so, she volunteered to ride in the back. Is your MIL crazy like mine?
I've never met her...she passed a long time ago. But my mother is crazier than a box of loons...will that do?
Sorry to hear about your MIL passing. My mother is OK, but my sisters are crazy, what about your sisters/brothers?
Could it be I am the family nut case? :D
Do you agree that you are the family nut case?
if i'm the last one standing wouldn't that make me the family nut case ?
everyone's gone :'( i'm all that's left
Do you want to be the family nut case?
Do you have any nuts in your nut case?
I'm Here :cheers: I was on earlier and no one was here either.
I don't have a case, mines in a sack, where's yours?
could the sack be in a cup ?
:cheers:
Don't cups tip over?
don't you lot over there call a cup a box ? :scratchchin:
It's like, do you want a cup of tea or are you smarter than a box of rocks?
no isn't it like i'll put this cup /box down my pants and if someone kicks me in the goolies it wont hurt ?
What's the IQ of a box of rocks?
Does a box of rocks have a IQ?
Quote from: polywideblock on October 02, 2013, 02:06:37 AM
no isn't it like i'll put this cup /box down my pants and if someone kicks me in the goolies it wont hurt ?
I get it now, but I use a bowl.
how would you find out ?
:2thumbs:
Can we look it up on the internet?
could we ask myth busters ?
Which myth buster should we ask?
does it make any difference ?
Don't they work as a team anyway?
What is the babe's name?
This one?
Kari Byron :2thumbs:
that's a photo shop for sure isn't it ? :yesnod:
It looks like it is but I know a guy that toured with them when they were doing arenas and supposedly she was found of flashing and had a nice rack.... lucky guy, wouldn't you say?
I wouldn't mine working with the myth busters, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pops?
would it depend on the size of your tongue?
Would it also depend upon your experience with licking lollipops?
would sucking get the job done quicker?
Do you necessarily want the job done quicker?
would sucking get the job done better?
Isn't a combination of the 2 preferable?
Is there any volunteers?
Are you volunteering to perform?
Do you want to audition for the job?
Naw...I'll pass. Wouldn't you rather have the job?
How many hours does a person have to work on this job?
Will the person be giving or receiving services?
wouldn't a more appropriate question be is the person female ? :yesnod:
Shouldn't we have a clear definition of the job description first?
Who wants to write a job description?
Who needs a job description?
Shall we look for a actress instead?
Do you have anyone specific in mind?
Lets make it age appropriate, anyone over 30, do you agree?
isn't the most important thing....a mouth?
More action and less talking, don't you agree?
is that even possible?
Will it ever be possible? :shruggy:
not as long as they come with mouths, am I right?
A muzzle would not work, will a paper bag with a hole keep them quiet?
will that take away from their attractiveness?
Should we keep our eyes closed, will that work?
could we paint faces on the paper bags?
Who's face should we paint on the bag?
I don't want to be looking at myself, do you?
Me either, shall we ask a artist to paint a dream girl?
or maybe we'd prefer something tastier? something we can sink our teeth into?
What are you thinking about?
how about a cream bun?
Will a cream puff do?
will we have to share it?
I have two, will one be ok?
one will be fine, what can I give you in return?
Do you have a cup of tea?
yes I do, would you like one lump or two?
One lump will do, when will it be brewed?
Are you asking for a thumping resulting in lumps?
aren't you supposed to take your lumps ?
Isn't that thumps?
Are you sure you're not talking about humping?
What about bumps?
can bumps get mumps?
Can mumps thump?
If you thump a mump, does it get a bump?
what if you bumped a mump instead ?
would it fall over?
What if a mump bump thumped, would it take a dump?
if a mump bump thumped, and took a dump, would that leave a hump?
have to leave a mark at least wouldn't it ?
Would it leave a skid mark?
Did it scoot or get scooted?
Was it scooting instead?
I have boots for scooting, does someone have some music?
Will boot scootin boogie work?
I've scooted to that before, have you?
a bit of the old Brooks & Dunn there.
I couldn't stay on my feet that long, were you any good?
I didn't trip over my pointed toes like some :icon_smile_big: how good is that?
You did better than me, I wasn't even drinking, did you?
are you kidding, it takes all my concentration to get through the steps and the songs are long, do you think drinking might help?
no sooner learnt one dance and they were already teaching us a new one leaving the old one forgotten. how the mrs. remembered them all is beyond me.
I scooted in school. Also had scooter races in the gym. (The kind you sit on. They're probably just furniture dollies.):smilielol: Anybody else done it?
We didn't have wheels when I was in school. :lol:
We slid under the girls benches, did anyone try that?
wouldn't it have been more fun to slide up their skirts?
I did lift up girls skirts, does that count?
How many enjoyed it? :D
The teachers like it the most, was I the only one that did that?
what if your teachers were hags?
I did show up in class if that was the case, who else played hookie?
Does it count if I had permission to?
Did you have a hall pass?
permission to do what to who ?
No, the hall did not pass me. Should I let it?
I prefer to be out in front, don't you?
Aren't some things good to be behind of?
hot babes would be a good example ,yes ?
You're not talking about these, are you?
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1918624/82573881.jpg)
Am I dreaming, will you pinch me?
could you stop at one ? :icon_smile_big:
Depends on where it's at, what spot would you like? :shruggy:
anywhere between the knees and belly button works for me ,what about yourself ?
Are you wearing panties? If not, let's get Mikey to do it.
What are we getting Mikey to do and can't we do it ourselves?
we're having pinching wars, wanna join us?
are pinching wars better than punching wars?
Are you enjoying this?
does anyone enjoy being pinched or punched?
I would think not,wouldn't you agree?
would agreeing make me a monkey?
Are you a monkey or an ape?
can you have a look and tell me?
Would monkey see, monkey do answer your question?
Do you throw poo?
if you looked yourself in a mirror at the time, would you be throwing it at yourself??
Is it broken?
can shit break a mirror?
Will sh!t hit the fan?
will you be sorry if it did?
Remember I will be hiding behind the mirror, where will you be?
hiding under the bed, how's that?
Ok let's run for it, you first?
isn't who on first?
Then who's on second?
do you want to be?
I hit a home run, who else shall we get to be on second?
isn't who on second ?
That's right, where are you?
i'm here where are you ?
I'm here too where's Fred?
isn't here a wonderful place to be ?
who stuck me out in left field?
That was poly. I wouldn't want to be anyplace else, what about you?
what about over there?
Over where?
down yonder green valley, have you been?
why?
Is the valley truly green?
only when it rains is that good enough ?
If the green only occurs when it rains, won't we have to settle for good enough?
What happens if good enough isn't good enough?
will you have to settle for less?
Sometimes less is more, don't you agree?
don't they say never settle for less ?
What if you settle for less isn't good enough?
so does that make more to good ?
Is it good to have more for less?
I'm sure if we put it to the vote everyone will want more, right?
I want more for less is that good enough?
yes it is but will you find it?
How will I know when I find it?
will stepping in it help?
What will it feel like?
Does it smack you on the behind or :nutkick:
I might enjoy it, depends on who is doing the smacking, will you?
Wouldn't you prefer someone prettier to do so instead of me?
a paper bag over the head works every time, doesn't it?
of the girlie make would be a big help wouldn't it ?
Can we paint faces on the paper bags?
Would you let her smack you with the paddle?
no chance , I could think of some other things to do though.do you really want her to bop you with the paddle ?
will the monkeys paddle her back?
Can I be first in line?
wouldn't that leave a mark ?
Is it the mark of Zorro?
like a bulls eye do you mean?
is it worth 50 points ?
Is that all it's worth?
How can I get more?
what should it be worth?
Can we make it a 1000?
is that to much ?
What would you prefer?
Wanna make it a even 500?
who's going to count it?
Do we need to draw straws?
Should we have a score keeper?
Is their someone good with numbers?
I have an abacus, will that help?
Do you know how to use it?
don't you move one bead from the left to the right etc?
Do you need help?
using the abacus or painting the bullseye ? :icon_smile_big:
doesn't an abacus bead already come with a bulls eye ?
I could help with both, do you still need help?
what if I told you, I'm a jack of all trades?
we don't want the jack do we ?
Where did you get your experience at?
is there a chance I was born with it?
Should I ask your parents if you were born with it?
Can you prove you're good at it?
He says he a jack of all trades, should we take his words?
Can his words be dismissed? :D
Did he do all the work on his Charger?
is my name really Jack?
Should I ask Mrs. Fred?
is there really a mrs. Fred? or is she mrs. Jack?
Should I ask Mrs. Jack?
where will you find her?
Should we put her face on a milk carton to find her?
Should we ask Fred to do the Painting?
was she in the mirror before it cracked?
How did the mirror crack?
didn't someone drop it?
Did the monkeys drop the mirror?
Will we have 7 years bad luck?
wouldn't the bad luck belong to the monkeys ?
Don't we have bad luck anyway?
Did you have bad luck today?
I got lucky today, who else can say that?
I got lucky last week does that count ?
Was that with five fingers?
Is he missing any fingers?
won $23 on lotto :nana: how lucky were you ?
That will buy three gallons of gas, do you share?
how many litres in a gallon? were at 1.65 a litre :flame:
Correction, that'll buy 4 gallons. Does that sound better than 3?
Good catch, isn't there two liters in a gallon?
there are 3.8 6.25 a gallon .how does that compare ?
Wow, I thought we had it bad, what's the octane rating there?
90-1 with 10 % ethanol or 95 -98 unleaded which is about 1.80 a litter or 6.84 a gallon want to come drive a big block for a 1000 miles here ? ( average distance between capital cities )
why is my head hurting?
are you thinking about taking the hemi out ?
out of the charger or out for a drive?
the drive would take away the headache wouldn't it ?
What about a long drive?
would worrying about flying objects bring the headache back?
Too blowy today
have to watch that paintjob don't we ?
rain stoped today and now suns turned everything 85 % humidity :eek2:
I'm more concerned about dints, aren't you?
well you won't need a shower tonight then. hate humidity.
How offen do you drive your Charger?
In reality or in my dreams?
Both, are you dreaming right now?
Am I daydreaming of night things in the middle of the afternoon?
Are you dreaming of your afternoon tonight?
Wouldn't that be a night mare?
Depends, what you are dreaming about?
can you dream with your eyes wide open?
Would that make it a fantasy?
Are you fantasizing about daydreaming?
Aren't most dreams, day or night, simply fantasy's?
Is too much fantasising good for you?
Do you talk while fantasizing?
Isn't it fantasy that keeps you sane?
am I sane?
Are you fantasizing?
Am I fantasizing Fred may be sane?
Is any of us sane?
Will it make us looney trying to figure out who is sane?
Having this much time off has caused me to go crazy, does that count?
Time off from what?
Gov. shutdown?
Yes, I should go back to the real world, are you guys shutdown?
Still working, too much really. Should I take some time off?
is there something you want to do?
Can I do absolutely nothing?!
would that count as living?
Waiting on parts for the Charger, it's taking six weeks. Anyone else waiting on parts?
Do you have to wear your safety harness everyday?
work as much as you can
Aren't we all?
Nope, just when the job calls for it.
I'm having Baer make me some custom rear brakes, are you using Baer?
Not yet. Looking at AFCO's new calipers. Should I consider BAER?
What size/type wheels are you planning on using?
Would it be alright if I use 15's?
Haven't decided on exact rims yet.
I'm running 15's as well and want the biggest disc brakes I can use, are you planning on four disc brakes?
Considering it. Have you looked at what's available for the dirt track stock cars?
Didn't even think about them, do you have a link?
are you guys having trouble with the site or is it just me?
I'm getting nowhere, stuck in neverland.
I'm waiting on my new HEMI Chrome Dome setup for Single Four Barrel Carburetor and Custom Air Filter
Could it be "Just You"?
Fred, I'm having no trouble what so ever.
Nut, try checking the Speedway Motors catalog http://www.speedwaymotors.com/
mines quick for a change ,could be the weather do you think ?
My system is running fine right now, anyone else doing ok?
where are you getting the air cleaner? :drool5:
Fred mine is slower than molasses...you think we are related?
Are you a jack of all trades?
Can we trade Jack for Jill?
Will you post a picture of Jill?
can we take jill up the hill? :icon_smile_big:
To fetch a pail of water or something else?
Can we roll Jack down it first?
Jill Wagner
Can I push him?
if you get to push him can I take her ?
Could we stuff him in a tractor tire first?
Jill Halfpenny
Wouldn't the bounce send him into orbit?
I'll take Jill and Jill, do you guys mind?
Quote from: burnout.dawg on October 05, 2013, 01:13:50 AM
Fred mine is slower than molasses...you think we are related?
Well if we are, I wish we weren't! :lol: But only because I want to be related to someone that has fast internet access!
Quote from: Mopar Nut on October 05, 2013, 01:01:23 AM
My system is running fine right now, anyone else doing ok?
where are you getting the air cleaner? :drool5:
UltraRev Inc
no you can have them both, which Jill forgot to take the pill the dill?
bags that one not being mine :yesnod: is that possible ?
Have you researched the subject?
forgetting the pill ?
or what to do with dill?
wasn't it jill ? :yesnod:
but wouldn't you prefer dill?
Can I have a sweet gherkin instead?
I love gherkins, don't you?
Can we start a 25 words or less game?
Would I ask for something I didn't like?
Isn't that every thread? :slap:
are you just being polite?
Have I learned my manners well?
didn't mrs. skip slap some manners into you?
hello? :scope:
Was she supposed to?
Bye :wave:
no but she did, didn't she?
Nightie night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Could I be confusing it with common sense?
or are you just confused?
Women can leave you feeling that way, you know.
What am I confused about?
women in general?
you must be just about ready to get up. save a lot of time if you don't go to bed.
What about general women?
Haven't been to bed since 6 am yesterday. I'll catch a nap later on in the afternoon when work slows down. I've got a mess at work I need to clean up because my co worker left at 3pm. I work from bedtime to bedtime.
I'd give them a miss, do you want to know why?
what kind of a mess? bedtime to bedtime..........that's 24 hours isn't it?
Why?
From the time I wake up to the time I go to bed, whenever that may be. It's a lot of running around mostly. I could quit at 5 like everyone else, but I like making an extra stop late at night to do a last minute clean up.
Well, because, general is the majority and that's common. You don't want to run with the pack, do you?
Be an individual, you can't beat that!
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DL3h6pyZi88w&ei=AN5PUtTuFKnsiAeA6YCQAQ&usg=AFQjCNHsX8KdUOEDJpYXWfdQDMXtjQm-CQ&bvm=bv.53537100,d.aGc
Is that where you got your screen name on the "other" forum?
You got it in one. Jacko (Mark Jackson) was an Aussie football player. Made a big name for himself. He also stared in the US TV series "The Highwayman"
I love the show "The Highwayman", does anyone else?
Never seen it. Do you recommend it?
I highly recommend it, do you like action-adventure shows?
http://www.tv.com/shows/the-highwayman/
I don't mind watching them. Is it better than what's on tv now a days?
yes it is, what kind of shows do you watch now?
Would it surprise you that I'd rather watch classic cartoons since there is no car based shows, and everything else is either saturated in can laughter or is reality tv?
I like to watch old cartoons and old shows too. Do you have cable or satellite TV?
Cable. Which is better/cheaper?
I like satellite TV, It's cheaper for me and I get all the channels, except for HBO, Cinemax, Movie Channel, etc. How's your cable?
Isn't cable alright when it works?
They're doing quite a bit of line upgrades, which coincidently, has hendered service every so often.
I read on Yahoo, that you're getting paid days off now. :2thumbs:
I had cable in my apartment, everytime it rain, it went out. Do you have that problem?
I heard the same thing on CNN. :woohoo:
Not really. Does your satellite go out when it's cloudy and stormy outside?
If we have a heavy snowstorm, our satellite acts up. Is the rain/snow and wind really bad there?
no snow but plenty of rain and wind when it wants :yesnod: loose my satellite feed when the storm fronts first blow through .have you seen "angry beavers" or "eek the cat " ?
Havn't seen either of those shows, what other shows are they like?
Are you close to the shore?
I've watched EEk, but not the beaver show.
We don't get much snow here. A foot is about all we get, except in 93, where we got 3 feet in just one snow storm.
Have you seen Courage, the cowardly dog?
I can smell the ocean is that classed as close ?
made by "savage Steve Holland" same guy that made ren and stimpy in eek I loved the teribble thunder lizards :yesnod:
Do you walk the beach looking for babes?
Isn't it getting a little cold to do that?
I would of done that if I just took a day or two off to go to the lake.
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on October 05, 2013, 05:32:44 PM
Isn't it getting a little cold to do that?
I would of done that if I just took a day or two off to go to the lake.
It's not cold until it hits 40 or lower. How cold is it there?
heading for 30*C + today :whistling: is that cold enough ?
Best time to walk on the beach, isn't it?
What time of day is the best time to go?
Suppose to drop to 35 tonight. We just barely made it into the 50's today.
girls post lookouts over here for "pervs" do you have that problem over there ?
Not that I'm aware of. Are you on the list? :D
EVERYONE over 20 is on the list :yesnod: ,they get smarter all the time but in the wrong ways don't they ?
They like it here unless they're butch. Do you have many pervs over there?
Since when did the ladies take control of the beaches?
When the men said they could, right?
We give them the right to vote, but when did we surrender the beaches?
I think they took it didn't they ?
as many female lifeguards as male :yesnod:
haven't you heard the saying.............give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it. ??
We can't live with them , buy can we live without them?
Can they live without us? :lol:
Don't we run the country? :smilielol:
Don't they run the household?
Are we better off with them barefoot while cleaning?
Wouldn't you prefer high heels?
Can they work as hard in those?
wouldn't you be doin all the work?
our twisties look like this..........
Are they puffed corn?
made from rice aren't they ?
do you know, I really don't know. should I try and find out?
Twisties are produced by feeding a mix of milled corn, rice, wheat and water into a machine known as a rotary head or random extruder.
Are they like cheetos?
sort of but the flavours different. Shall I get some for our next party?
When is our next party anyway?
when is everybody free?
Is someone locked up somewhere?
no but a few of us ought to be don't you think?
Is my uniform being made yet with my number?
there's a hold up...........what number would you like?
Can I get one with 426?
you don't suppose that one's already taken?
Has anyone checked?
will you look and tell me what mine says?
Did you put in a request?
random numbers ?
Is this a lottery drawing?
or are we playing bingo?
I'm wearing mine.........its stamped on my back so I can't see it. the mirror cracked and all that!
if only the monkeys hadn't broke that mirror ,hey ?
Are we having bad luck because of it?
might not seeing oneself be considered good luck?
depends on what your trying to see doesn't it ?
Is it possible to unsee what you've seen?
has it been burned into your retinas ?
would that leave you blind?
Would that be the only thing you see for the rest of your life?
would you be looking out from the inside or in from the outside?
the goldfishes dilemma ?
we're not going to go round in circles now, are we?
Are we chasing our own tails?
can I chase your instead?
Why are you chasing the change that fell out of my pocket?
Isn't change a good thing?
What's good about it in this economy?
isn't it as good as a holiday?
Are you talking about doc holiday?
was he really a doctor?
Should we ask Wyatt?
yes, he was. I forget what he done though
do we need to know?
Do you want to know?
how many fingers am I holding up?
one, is that a bird?
Is it a plane?
no, is it Fred?
Am I superman?
can you fly ?
a plane do you mean?
Do you have a cape?
do I need one to fly a plane?
Are you a pilot?
do I need to be?
Wood it help to no how to land the plaine safely?
Are you flying a kite shaped like a plane?
would it matter how I land it if I used a parachute?
Are you jumping tandem?
why, do you need to hitch a ride?
Can I ride you?
can you do it well?
Do you buck?
How much are you giving rides for?
Isn't Fred charging bird seed for the ride?
I'm willing to make a concession and give them for free.......would you be interested?
Will Mrs. Fred be joining us?
What kind of accommodations are there going to be?
Will peanuts be served?
Aren't the peanuts reserved for the elephants?
Can I have a muffin instead?
would you prefer a sausage?
Is it the size of lit'l smokies?
it would be a killer if it was the size of a salami wouldn't it?
Will they be fried or grilled?
how would you prefer them?
Should we have Jason take first pick?
isn't he sailing the Argonaut?
aren't sausages meant to be BBQ'd
Do you like polish sausage?
does it come with a polker? :smilielol:
is that a trick question like do you like chicken ?
The Poles like the Hungarians love to dance polker's so I thought it being a polish sausage it might come on a polker/poker. Am I making sense?
You like dancing with your sausage?
:lol:
more than I would enjoy eating it, right? :icon_smile_big:
Do you like sausage on pizza?
I like hot sopressa (like a salami) on pizza. How about you?
Have you tried ham and pineapple on pizza?
good nite :wave:
I'm not a fan of sweet pizza, are you?
nightie night
no like original type pizza like cabanossi or kransky what do you like ?
good night
chicken Q was in response to do you like sausage you know do you like chicken ,s*ck on this it's fowl :scratchchin:
I like capricciosa or Mexicana.
Oh I see, it's been a long day. Had to get up an hour earlier. are you saying god night to me o to Mopar Nut?
Never ate cabanossi or kranksky pizza, what's on them?
cabanossi and kransky sausage ,cheese etc. you know the usual pizza sh*t :yesnod:
That's the only ones I eat, do you guys have take & bake pizza shops?
the large supermarkets sell ready to cook ones (not real nice ) is that what you are talking about ?
We have pizza shops that make up the pizza the way you want it. then you take it home and bake it in your oven. Should I open up a pizza shop in Australia?
that a new concept over here , wonder if it would work ?
Here's one of our biggest take & bake shops. Do you need a partner?
http://www.papamurphys.com/Home
Could we start our own restaurant chain?
will we call it Papa Murphy's?
Do you want to call it Jacks place?
That sounds better, doesn't it?
How about Jumping Jacks? We could use a roo as a mascot :yesnod:
If I front the dough, will you roll the dough?
and will we come away with plenty of dough?
Will Poly help you roll in the dough?
do you mean literally? :icon_smile_big:
Will you come out of retirement?
if there's money to be made it would be worth considering, would it?
Should we build a Jack's in Sydney?
what happens if you live in Melbourne?
We'll have two in Melbourne, will Mrs. Fred help you? If you let her out of the kitchen of course.
If I get down on my knees and beg, will she help?
Mrs. Fred makes the best pizzas (never buy our pizzas anymore since she started making her own) want to come and try one?
When's dinner?
Friday at 6pm. do you want to book a seat?
Can I bring a date?
btw, not the fruit
:lol: is it BYO? (bring your own)
I'll bring a bottle of wine, do you guys drink?
I like beer with my pizza, don't you?
Should I?
Actually, I prefer iced tea, would that be ok?
Has anybody mixed them?
Have you tried a long island iced tea?
no I haven't, what's it like?
I get really thirsty after pizza because the mrs. puts on lots of garlic and that's when a beer tastes extra good.
I do drink a lot of herbal teas though. especially at night.
Tastes like iced tea without sugar, but it'll knock you on your a$$ if you have too many. I've never had a Fosters either, is that any good?
Oh so it's an alcoholic beverage?
You need to try a Crown lager a or Tooheys old (dark ale) they're good beers. I'd stay well clear of Fosters we ship it over to you because no one here drinks it! lol!!! :eek2:
Yes, it's made with seven different types of alcohols. Have you tried Miller genuine draft beer?
i'm more of a dimple man :yesnod: do you drink scotch ?
Yes I do. Do you drink gin?
Never tasted Gin or Scotch, the only one I had was a Jack/Coke or Rum/Coke. Have you guys tried either of those?
Twenty years ago when I was killing myself, tequila was my drug of choice. Have you ever had a roadrunner (tequila and grapefruit juice)?
Quote from: polywideblock on October 07, 2013, 12:33:51 PM
i'm more of a dimple man :yesnod: do you drink scotch ?
What is a "dimple man"? :shruggy:
should be self explanatory isn't it ?
that bottle looks good enough to eat, doesn't it?
same colour as old gold dark chocolate :drool5:
so what's the question? :icon_smile_big:
my bad went off on a tangent looking for chokies, am I forgiven ? ;D
well of course you are. have you got writer's block?
Is it square?
the chocolate ?
What chocolate?
theres no chocolate here :whistling: do you have any ?
I have Rolo's will that be ok?
I had chocolate milk. Poly.........? :scratchchin:
Poly want a cracker?
Do you have a cracker to give him? I don't. Ran out yesterday. :'(
Will Dimple and a box of chocolates work?
I love Rolos
Mrs. Fred.
Wouldn't Dimple work better with ice?
Do you like Dove chocolate?
Does Dimple taste like Jack Daniel's?
Wouldn't it be fun to change Poly's name to Dimple Man? :icon_smile_big:
I agree, is that ok with Poly?
Do you suppose he might have dimples?
Could dimples be on his face?
Could we borrow Fred's mirror to check?
I'll borrow a broken piece, do you want one?
Do you think, perhaps, we could buy Fred a new mirror?
I'll pitch in, does he still want a makeup mirror?
Did he mention before he was interested in a makeup mirror?
Doesn't he dress in drag?
Do you know something I don't?
Maybe there isn't a Mrs Fred and that's him, could that be true?
I don't know, is there a way I can tell?
Fred
Will a little Birdie tell us?
are you referring to poly?
Mrs. Fred
Should we ask him, will he mind?
should we bribe him with a cracker first?
I think a shot of Dimple would work, do you think so?
can we experiment to find out?
I can handle one, how many do you want?
can I tell you when I'm done?
Do you need the whole bottle?
would that be overkill?
got to go, I've got a visitor. :2thumbs:
I got it from the airlines, is that too much?
Me too, see ya!
if I go you halves can we find out together?
what sort of contraband are we getting from the airlines ? ;D
Have you drank a small bottle of Dimple served by the airlines?
no , only flight i'v been on was domestic . how about you ?
Are you asking if I'm domesticated?
Are you feral?
Are you domesticated or feral?
would ferally domesticated do?
Shouldn't you be one or the other?
does lifting a leg in the house mean you're feral?
Are you not housebroken? :eek2:
He must be housebroken, isn't he in the backyard a lot?
I've broken some things in the house.......doe that count for anything?
Are you breaking things in the house?
Are you playing a raging bull in a china shop?
isn't it more fun to play the raging bull in the bedroom?
Do you have horns?
in all the wrong places.........how about you?
I was accused of hanging like an elephant, does that count?
:smilielol: when are you having me over for dinner? :D
Are you really wanting to see his trunk?
Do I have eyes in the back of my........?
I was going to bring skip along too.
We're having Mormon potatoes, grab the wife and head over this weekend. I can see you, can you see me?
Skip just lives down the street from me.
would it help if I open my eyes?
Can you drive with your eyes closed?
cause you can , the question is can you do it without crashing ?
Have you crashed (fell asleep) with your eyes opened?
in the car ?
at the bar?
at work ?
with a dork?
with a spork ?
with a cork?
while watching Mork?
with mindy?
How about with Cindy?
do we have a choice ?
is the choice yours?
is cindy younger than mindy ? :D
Would you prefer Cindy?.........
I'll take Cindy, do you care?
Or Mindy?
I wonder what she looks like now. Cindy Crawford, I mean.
what wife ?
Smart!! Are you fantasying with your eyes closed?
Hasn't she aged well?
not to bad at all. she'll do, won't she?
so what about mindy ? pam dwyer
what about her?
we found cindy wheres mindy ?
shall we ask Mork?
Is Mork a Dork?
why didn't he pork mindy ?
:2thumbs: took the word right out of my mouth
Wasn't Cindy in his way?
Quote from: Fred on October 08, 2013, 11:00:45 PM
will your wife allow it?
What about being a polygamist?
from the brady bunch ?
Are you talking about Jan?
Is this the modern Mindy you was talking about?
was she better left in the past ?
have we lost the plot?
I prefer Cindy
Does that mean we don't get the land?
I do to :drool5:
Or laid?
is there no answer ?
is that an answer to the answer?
Shouldn't we be questioning the question?
that there is no answer ?
Isn't it a question?
The 70 Registry got tired of these games :'(
to be or not to be do you mean?
Ha! they're a slack lot aren't they. But some of them come on here to play.
What is it you want to be?
I think they play with their cars more than most over here though.
is it good to be king?
Can you wait to be king?
is there someone ahead of me?
Do you see anyone in front of you?
if not then why do I have to wait?
Have you met all the requirements?
could you list them ?
Why don't you just get an application?
what will I apply it with?
should we try a post it note?
don't you stick those things to your forehead?
yes, I do. Do you do it too?
wouldn't it be better to stick them on someone else's forehead so that you can read them?
what if they walk away ?
Can we keep the person on a leash?
Why not use a shock collar instead?
are they called "gimp" ?
isn't someone called Gump?
Shall we ask him to run?
can we catch him in the forest?
Does he run like a deer?
How well does a deer run?
Should we have a deer race?
Which deer would you like to race against?
Should we have dear john race dear jason?
Which one should we place our bets on?
Are you a betting guy?
Isn't life a gamble?
Do you play the lottery?
or does the lottery play you?
I'm being played the fool.
Are the odds in your favor?
isn't it only "evens" that are favourable?
Are you wanting to be Even Steven?
Does that make us even?
I'm a little odd, aren't you?
Will people call us the odd couple?
can we bet an even tenner ($10.00) on it?
Isn't that your lunch money?
isn't that only enough to get a snack ?
will I have to share?
Will you get any if you spend your lunch money?
you would if you won wouldn't you ?
but I haven't won, have I?
Have you ever won anything?
the love of my life...........have you?
Can I see pictures?
seriously?
I hope it isn't your Charger, is it?
no, that's just a toy, the love of my life is made of flesh and blood, that's as it should be right?
You are absolutely right, do you have kids?
Goats have kids...right?
Isn't baby goats called billy?
don't goats have bad breath ?
Have you been kissing goats?
Do you talk to goats?
isn't it mr ed that talks ?
Would you be able to trust a talking horse?
better than some people, wouldn't you agree?
how did they make him "talk " ?
Chewing gum, wasn't it?
wasn't it peanut butter?
wasn't it a hand up the bum ?
that's what I heard
Ha Ha, wouldn't that hurt?
The horse bum or the hand?
Do you enjoy a colonoscophy?
Have you had a colonoscopy yet?
Isn't it a rite of passage into adulthood?
Have you guys heard of fisting?
Do I dare ask?
Isn't that best left to be performed on ladies?
isn't fisting for men?
What is it?
you need to broaden you mind (for want of a better word)......can I help? :icon_smile_big:
Are you a mind reader?
Do you need your mind read?
Do you want to fist me instead?
Wouldn't we love to learn the answer? Please share Fred. :icon_smile_big:
Are you a fisting pro?
Definition.......Fisting insertion is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the rectum.
Quote from: Mopar Nut on October 09, 2013, 11:21:24 PM
Are you a fisting pro?
Never tried it myself......has anybody?
:rofl:
You guys are living way to sheltered lives...........you need to get out more. :smilielol:
Not me, you just gave me hemorrhoids hearing that, anybody else?
Great answer Fred...wouldn't this require a lot of grease?
can someone kiss it better?
Quote from: Fred on October 09, 2013, 11:26:42 PM
you need to get out more. :smilielol:
Or get in more
Quote from: burnout.dawg on October 09, 2013, 11:29:33 PM
Great answer Fred...wouldn't this require a lot of grease?
It would sure as hell require a lot of something! :eek2:
Is there a book on that?
hasn't everything been written about?
actually there's a very glossy paged and very graphic coffee table version out.
Do you have one?
no I don't, do you?
On the coffee table?
or anywhere else?
That was sure funny, don't you agree?
One for the coffee table might be interesting...what do you suppose the in-laws will say?
Could they have invented it?
Well I got a laugh out of it. What shall we talk about now?
Do you want to play a game?
war games, get it
I'm still laughing! What could we possibly talk about after this?
Hello, is there anyone out there?
If I'm out there, then where are you?
Can I be spaced out?
can I get in there to check?
Do you have a key?
or a brand new pair of roller skates
will a crowbar do?
why aren't you helping out with the best seller?
Couldn't we just knock?
Who's that knocking?
these are going too fast to post on the best seller.
Is there anyone home to answer the door?
Doesn't matter how fast things move. I play at my own speed :2thumbs:
Depends...........is it knocking on the front door or back door? :icon_smile_big:
Doesn't it depend on who you are going to see?
Who would you want to see?
I'm a reader not a writer. Very much enjoying the best seller. Keep writing!
And why?
I mean, you need your fist for knocking on the front door and for knocking up the back door right?
What else would you use your fist for?
Could you use it for knocking up her door?
Will she answer at 4 am?
would you be passed caring at 4am?
Won't she be pissed at 4am?
Is it better than being pissed on?
Do you have an aversion to golden showers?
I heard it's good for your hair, is that true?
Would you rinse it out or style it in?
Could we call it the new moose?
good nite :wave:
Could we ask our stylist?
nighty night
what happened to the old one?
night night
Quote from: Fred on October 09, 2013, 11:23:09 PM
Definition.......Fisting insertion is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the rectum.
or into the female genitalia
Did he drop in elevation and become an elk?
I think I'll turn in for the night too...good night.
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on October 10, 2013, 12:53:39 AM
Quote from: Fred on October 09, 2013, 11:23:09 PM
Definition.......Fisting insertion is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the rectum.
or into the female genitalia
Yes, I know, I just whited that bit out. :icon_smile_big:
Quote from: burnout.dawg on October 10, 2013, 12:57:00 AM
Did he drop in elevation and become an elk?
I think I'll turn in for the night too...good night.
Or has he gone to ground entirely?
Quote from: Mopar Nut on October 09, 2013, 11:21:24 PM
Are you a fisting pro?
If I practised long and hard, would I become one?
You can be whatever you want to be, are you ok with that?
What would you like to be?
does single and rich count ?
Do you know such a person?
I'm looking for a sugar momma, do you know where I can find one?
Have you been looking?
All in the wrong places, have you?
Should I be?
Are you in a hurry to marry?
or are you Harry looking to marry?
Or are you dirty Larry looking for crazy Mary?
Or was it crazy Larry looking for dirty Mary?
Isn't Mary looking for Lucy? :lol:
:smilielol: Have they found each other yet?
Are you lost?
Just my mind :smilielol:
Have you let Mary find Lucy yet?
Are you looking for a Lucy Mary?
Are you calling me Mary?
We're talking about the best seller thread. :cheers:
didn't Mary vanish around the point?
That was Maxim :smilielol:
Has anyone looked there?
was he the leader of the Spartans?
no wonder the dropped like flies
Wasn't it King Leonidas the king of the Spartans?
Would they have preferred maxim as their leader?
he could have bored the other side to death
Would that battle turned in the Persians favor if he was?
:smilielol:
or would people be dropping like flies all over the land?
has anyone looked where? :shruggy:
Is the stench that bad?
It was actually the question I was asking. The first part was just a wisecrack.
when he opens his mouth do you mean?
It's not his mouth that worries me, isn't it his mind that's a know it all?
I thought he was being good...is he at it again?
where's the fun in being good?
Is being good as good as being nice?
Is it possible to be good but not nice or nice but not good?
are you bad but not mad or just mad but not bad?
I was told I'm bad to the bone, are you mad because I'm bad?
if your bone is bad does that mean it will fall off ? :scratchchin:
Will the dog take your bone?
How bony is your dog?
what if I haven't got a dog ?
Do you want a hot dog?
Have you got a pretty "hot" dog? :D
What would you consider pretty?
Wouldn't you agree beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
It's been quiet. Where is everyone?
Do you consider her pretty?
I've been wondering the same thing? :scratchchin: Where's our fearless leader, Fred? :scratchchin: :scratchchin:
To make up my mind, can I see more of her?
I was thinking the same thing too, where is everyone.
How about some other examples?
Can I have one of each?
Wouldn't that leave none for the rest of us?
Even Poly has been quiet.
Are you suggesting that he share some?
Wait till about 2 am here in the US. I say the weather is nice there and they're playing with cars. It is their spring.
Would you guys take leftovers?
Who likes leftovers? :eek2: I guess leftover pizza is alright :drool5:
What kind of toppings to you prefer?
Just had another peek at them...don't you think they're kinda skinny?
It's been a long day for me...heading to bed. Say hello to the Aussies for me.
Don't you like skinny cow?
:wave:
whats wrong with skinny girls ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XxFF2Znd4U
:wave: its 30+*C and bloody hot :yesnod: just doin stuff so coming and going a lot
Don't skinny girls eat less?
:wave:
less than what ? ;D
Don't they eat less than big cows?
Don't cows eat hay?
does that make them cheap to feed ?
Cheaper than feeding them steak, wouldn't you agree?
are cows cannibalistic ?
aren't they vegetarians?
could they be zombie cows ? ;D
How do you find out?
could you prick them to see if they bleed?
Would they fall over if we went cow tipping?
would they need to have two legs shorter than the other in order to tip over?
never heard of people doing it over here :rotz: must be a unique US thing to go out and mess with cows at night do you think ?
Cowboys play with cows here, do they play with horses in Austrialia?
You've never heard of cow tipping?
i'v heard of it but no one i'v ever known has done it ,its just a thing from the movies if you know what I mean ?
have you heard of kow towing?
is that a Victorian thing ?
Would outhouse tipping be more fun? :eek2:
it would be better than tipping a waiter, wouldn't it?
for the tippers or the tippee ?
seen this done at an octoberfest :eek2:
WhaT about tipping over a waitress?
don't they lock you up for that over there ?
i'm on my way :D
does she get tipped in the process? :smilielol:
Which one would you prefer?
that would make her something other than a waitress wouldn't it ?
Could you be more specific?
should I?
don't the waitresses fight back ?
Doesn't that make it more fun?
how much fun are you up for?
What will it cost me?
How much can you afford?
have you done this before ? :scratchchin:
what if I haven't?
aren't you bartering like a pro ?
Have you been on bartering kings?
never heard of it but it's good to be king, right?
as long as you don't die on the thrown trying to squeeze out 200 fried cheeseburgers am I right ?
if you were king, is that really what you'd be squeezing
isn't that what the jungle room was for ?
Do you have a jungle gym?
My computer is running real slow, how's yours?
isn't he better off left in the jungle?
mines slower than slow........I'm about to give up. what is it?
What trouble could he cause?
Mine is normal.
can you suggest something?
there's always fisting I guess :icon_smile_big:
Have you asked Ducky Lucky?
not today, have you?
Should I ask Henny Penny?
Don't you want to ask the monkey?
why not ask lucy goosey?
Could you ask righty tighty?
will it know the answer?
Do you trust Foxy Loxy?
I was watching Love Pink today, will they know?
Would it hurt to ask?
They were painted on some girls rear, would they talk?
surely not if they were gagged?
Wouldn't they be plugged instead of gagged?
gagged or plugged.......which is worse?
Do you want to pull out their plug?
Should I pull the plug?
can you put a gag in it?
Won't it shut up on its own?
don't they come with a very long battery life?
:wave:
Where's the on/off switch?
:wave:
I just checked Who's online, most of the guests are following along with the games. :lol:
Do you want to pull the plug to find out?
:wave:
could you take their batteries out instead ?
What if they weren't batteries?
are they nuclear powered ?
Could they be solar power?
does that mean they would slow down on cloudy days ?
Could they be wind power?
good night :wave:
hot air powered now there's an idea isn't it?
:wave: night
aren't they already full of hot air?
yea but isn't the idea to put the hot air to good use ?
Aren't balloons powered by hot air?
does that mean the one with the biggest "balloons " has the most hot air ?
I suppose it would...who has the largest balloon?
*Misread your question...now mine makes no sense.
there are so many its hard to pick ,isn't it?
:wave: off to work
Aren't they are all full of hot air, no matter the size?
*Have a good day :yesnod:
Have a good one Poly :cheers:
Which one has the hottest air?
Would it be the one floating the highest?
My mother in-law is full of hot air, she doesn't float, does your MIL float?
Don't know, I've never tried dunking her. Besides, I like my MIL very much. Do you think she'd let me dunk her? :D
could it just be a surprise ? :icon_smile_big:
Do you want to suffer the consequences? :lol:
Have you watched truth or consequences before?
no I haven't is it good ?
Are there worse things to watch?
does big brother count ?
:yesnod: Can I add Survivor to the list?
why do people watch those shows ?
I wouldn't watch those shows if you paid me......would you?
could it be used as a form of torture ?
Could we sum it up as premeditated murder?
how could it be murder if they commit suicide ?
did you have to get technical?
Isn't it better to have technical knowledge than to lie about everything?
couldn't deliberately driving someone to suicide be classed as premeditated murder?
Murder comes in many forms.
If you can drive someone to drink, can't you drive them to suicide?
can you drive them round the block instead?
I need a Hemi Cuda, do you have one to lend?
will a 440 big block do?
Do you have a 440 big block I can borrow?
Would a broom suffice?
Not anymore, I sold it.
Did it come from your 68 Charger?
1970 440 Cuda. But I sold it, shame isn't it?
What other muscle cars did you have?
:slap:
Will a 1970 Pontiac LeMans do?
Also sold the wife's 88 corvette.
That's like my 442's, have you heard about those?
:rotz:
Does that 442 have a 455 ?
and did it have a 4 speed and 4 barrel and dual exhaust ?
Was it a W30 car?
No W30 or 455, lonely little 400. It did have a 4 speed and 4 barrel and dual exhaust. Has anyone driven one?
Legally or illegally ?
Welcome aboard! Did you drive one illegally?
Thank you, Drive one what illegally?
Have you driven any car illegally? :angel:
Car, not that I can remember anyway, but back in maybe 1966, a willys Jeep, when I was maybe 8 years old, with the owners consent but still illegal, just how fast can one go in a willys in low range, are you a cop?
Not a cop, what I meant was did you race any cars on the streets?
does a go cart count?
Was the go cart on a public street?
Quote from: Mopar Nut on October 14, 2013, 06:17:17 PM
Not a cop, what I meant was did you race any cars on the streets?
Yes, from April '77' to somewhere around 1985, why do you ask?
Does a 66 GTO with a 428, ram air 3 heads, and a tri power count?
To 10 do you mean? :icon_smile_big:
Is that as high as you can count?
I can count higher but it would be hard for a car wouldn't it?
it only has 4 wheels as apposed to 10 digits.
What about counting on the tach or speedo?
does it have enough brain power?
Does it have any brains to begin with?
if it doesn't, how can it count?
Can it multiply like bunny rabbits?
wouldn't that be a dream come true?
Is it a dream you have often?
can you have the same dream over and over?
Is it more likely to come true if you do?
am I living proof it doesn't?
Have you given up on your dreams?
isn't it true you should never give up?
That's what I've been told. Did someone tell me wrong?
who can say for sure what is right or what is wrong?
Does that mean I have to go out to first base to find out?
is he still there? what will you find?
who?
what?
when?
where
Why?
why not ?
Could it be hazardous?
will we need breathing apparatus?
what if you've got French asthma ?
I don't know...........what?
why?
is that the question?
I thought it was , isn't it ?
are we having writers block?
Should we block the writers instead?
would that be jumping ship?
Have you ever jumped a ship?
Have you sailed on a ship?
Does a boat count?
Did you sail the boat in the tub?
isn't a rubber ducky more fun in the tub?
Would Bert agree with that?
What about Ernie, will he be jealous?
How about Laurel and Hardy?
Do they have rubber duckies as well?
Can they make bubbles in the tub?
Are they using straws to blow the bubbles in the tub?
what else can you do with straws?
Would sucking on both ends do any good?
Could you stick them up your nose?
is there an easy way to find out?
Could we give them to a monkey?
Should we draw straws?
where do you think a monkey might stick them?
Would they look funny on a monkeys head?
would they look even funnier sticking out at the other end?
Could they blow bubbles in the tub?
could they blow one another?
Would that be hard if they were both girls?
could they blow in one ear and out the other?
Do you think they are that coordinated?
have they been drinking?
Don't most drink too much?
should we drink in moderation?
Isn't doing anything in moderation a good thing?
isn't full steam ahead sometimes the better option?
Are we going forwards or backwards?
Isn't better to go forward and never look back?
What if I run into something?
Wouldn't you want to drive faster then?
Wouldn't I want to drive slower so I don't hurt myself as bad?
aren't you looking forward?
Is there something to look forward to?
Can you see the blower?
is he entering from the back?
Is the back unlocked?
what if theres no back door ?
would that leave you unprotected?
Does someone have your back?
if they have mine can I take theirs ? :yesnod:
Can you handle it?
:cheers:
I can handle anything that's thrown my way, have you made a homerun?
Don't I have to play ball first?
Have you played golf?
Does mini golf count?
have you ever had a hole in one?
Have you ever had one in a hole?
Which hole do you want me to put it in? :D
shall we go and look for skip?
Does he know what hole to put it in?
are there too many options?
How many choices are there?
shall we start counting?
Can you count that high?
I have 20 digits I can make use of. Do you think that'll do?
Would algebraic functions be mandated?
isn't this just getting way to complicated ?
two holes pick one and poke :yesnod:
Would you prefer something simple and with instructions?
Will you draw a picture?
wouldn't a photo be more informative ?
does a picture tell a thousand words?
Should we count and make sure?
doesn't a picture say it all?
can a picture speak?
Have you ask one lately?
do you take me for a fool? :icon_smile_big:
Are you fool proof?
isn't the proof in the pudding?
Have you ever tried bread pudding?
I'm not overly taken with it are you?
would you prefer banana pudding?
can I have self saucing sticky date pudding instead?
Do you want a frozen pudding pop?
no, do you?
sounds positively dangerous!
They really do have them, Is there a Wal*Mart close by you?
We don't have Walmart in Australia. Will Kmart do?
does Kmart sell frozen foods?
No it doesn't. Does that answer your question?
Should we open a Wal*Mart in Australia?
Will you need to get permission?
Should we ask Wal*Mart?
what if we just build our very own Ourmart?
Who will manage the new store?
Can we take it in turns?
Should we put up a "For Hire" sign?
Are you hiring yourself out?
Do you need a partner?
are we in this together?
the more the merrier right ?
Should this be a team effort?
Could we be like Robin Hoods merry men?
do you wear tights ? ;D
I wear UnderArmour (long underwear) especially in the winter...does that count?
Is it camouflage?
don't they only come in red ?
I have them in black, navy and yes, camo, for hunting. Is there a uniform color requirement to be one of Robins merry men?
aren't they green in all the movies ?
Do they look like green beans running around in tights?
should you ask mel brooks ?
Did he play robin hood?
haven't you seen "robin hood, men in tights" ?
I have. Do you think the real merry men and Robin Hood wore tights?
didn't everybody ?
don't think Levi's were available :icon_smile_big:
Is the manufactoring process for tights the same now as back then?
Weren't they sewn by hand back then?
weren't they made on a loom?
might they have been knitted?
were they made of wool ?
if made with wool, would they be called itchy tighties?
would they be like itchy blankets that were there to remind you how good you've got it ?
Could this explain the necessity to invent the whitey tighties?
don't we all prefer witches britches?
Would witches in britches be Australian term?
I've never heard it before.
Wasn't it a fashion statement back in the 70's?
Oh lord ::) ! If they were...they never made it this far north...should I consider myself blessed?
yes, :yesnod: weren't the best look were they ?
Did the witches britches keep your hands away?
from the witches ditches ? :D
Have you used a ditch witch?
used for digging a ditch
have seen them is that good enough ?
used to scare the kids, over here they have to put up signs "beware ditch witch ahead " she was always going to get them :lol:
same here, I'm cheap so I dig my own, what about witch hazel?
:lol:
never heard of her :scratchchin: do you remember witchy poo and the vroom broom ?
The vroom broom with the black bumble bee stripe?
yes that's the one isn't it ?
Broom Corn Yellow, w/ Black Bumble bee strip, Code BCY1, is this correct for a broom of that year?
I would love to ride that broom...wouldn't you?
on the broom or in the buckets ?
On the broom...wouldn't it be best to be the one steering?
what ,don't you like surprises ?
Can I admit I'm a control freak?
do you feel comfortable doing that ?
Isn't it better being the one calling the shots?
if your only doing as ordered and things go wrong, isn't it better to not be the one calling the shots ?
Will shots come when you call them?
if they did would you call them ?
could you call a shot in the dark?
who can call a shot in the dark ? :shruggy:
Would not the dark call it's own shots ?
should we chance taking a shot at our own destiny?
what if your destiny has already been decided ?
Who decided my destiny?
It wasn't me, was it?
Was it Darth Vader who decided your destiny?
can darth vader feel your presents ?
He would if I used a lightsaber, right?
would a sabre tooth tiger do a better job?
Do you have one that princess leia can ride?
What if I want to ride it?
Is there a saddle for it?
can we find a tandem saddle?
is it a tiger or a camel ?
or is it a camel striped tiger?
what about a tiger striped camel ?
whatever it is, will it carry two?
is that asking a bit to much ?
shall we catch the train instead?
could I walk ? public transport isn't my thing :eek2:
isn't that why I was trying to saddle us up a ride in the first place? :icon_smile_big:
public transport.........YUK!
don't know if i'd like to ride a tiger ,it would be the same deal as holding its tail wouldn't it ?
Was it a tiger we were trying to saddle? How much have we had to drink?
We probably shouldn't drink and ride, should we?
You're right, should we just keep drinking?
Should we drink a frosty mug of rootbeer? :cheers:
never had root beer :scratchchin: , can I have a scotch and ice instead ?
Would you share a glass of scotch?
don't know about my glass but there's plenty in the bottle isn't there ? :cheers:
Could you repeat that for me?
that repeat till the bottles empty right ? ;D
:cheers: already done :drunk:
should I bring my own bottle?
that way you get exactly what you want. right ?
Should I bring two bottles just in case?
is that a back up or for tomorrow ?
I could share some, don't you agree?
never hurts to help ,right ?
That's what friends are for, right?
whats that saying ? a friend in need is a ?
Wasn't there a song?
..."A friend in need is a friend indeed. A friend with weed is better?"
:lol: :2thumbs: should there be more friends like that ?
depends on your personal taste, doesn't it?
isn't taste the most individual thing there is ?
or is it just that taste tastes differently to each individual?
are the taste buds really on the top of your tongue ?
I think they are but what do you do if you haven't got a tongue?
Did you swallow your tongue?
did you lick something toxic that ate it off ?
Did the cat get your tongue?
Is my tongue running too much?
lots of things you can do with your tongue, isn't there?
but can you do them to much ? ;D
Is it better to do too much than not enough?
doesn't it boil down to quality rather than quantity?
doesn't quantity have its own quality ?
Are you saying, the more, the merrier?
If we have quantity over quality, are we talking about Ford's or Chevy's?
:lol: wouldn't it be more likely a Nissan or bitsaremushi
bitsaremushi ...... :icon_smile_big: Is that the moon shuttle........what time does it leave?
they say they build them smaller and cheaper but would you really want to go into space in something that had been built to a price ?
I wouldn't go into space in anything would you?
Being spaced out is one thing but hurtling through space is quite another.
not astronaut material then ?
I hate flying :yesnod:
Should we send a monkey instead?
could a monkey paddle in space ?
Will a monkey learn new tricks?
will it turn blue while learning these new tricks ?
Should we test it out?
do we tell the monkey before or after it turns blue ?
Would the monkey understand English?
would it understand anything after its turned blue ?
Should we find out?
Haven't we done that already?
turned a monkey blue ?
Have you had some?
can't say that I have , any good ?
I haven't had any either. Should we look for a substitute?
something like yellow ape or golden gorilla ? ;D
Are you recommending that we do?
it might take a lot of research and development don't you think ? :icon_smile_big:
Should we start looking for some test dummies?
Where should we look for some?
Do we really need to find some? :smilielol:
Can we do without?
blue monkeys ?
What color does a blue monkey turn if he chokes?
white and then greeny/purple would be my guess ,any thoughts on the subject ?
I was under the impression it turns pink. Am I confusing this with something else?
are we all somewhat confused ?
If we got our heads on straight, would we still be confused?
Did you break your head again?
isn't dazed and confused the norm nowadays ?
Don't most have their head stuck at a video screen of varying dimensions?
is there any way to get it unstuck?
Do you have any suggestions?
Could someone lick it till it comes away?
Has anyone properly demonstrated how this is to be done?
Would it be a job for MoparNut?
Are you recommending him for the job?
do you think he'd volunteer?
Will anyone else volunteer as well or should we let him do it alone?
is he feeling ravenous?
Did he look that way the last time you seen him?
Did I catch him looking at me funny, do you mean?
is he a zombie ?
Should we send out an alarm?
would anyone believe you ?
Don't I look trust worthy?
do you really want the answer to that?
can looks be deceiving ?
are we deceiving ourselves when we look in the mirror?
Are we looking in a trick mirror?
If not, then how come when you look in a mirror, and raise your left arm, it looks like you raised your right arm?
its that guy behind the glass isn't it ?
think they would train them better :yesnod:
Does the guy in the mirror look familiar to you?
is he a doppelganger?
counterpart
:brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:
Is the guy suffering from a split personality?
is it an evil twin just waiting for its chance ?
Or, could this be a case of Jekyll and Hyde?
so the man in the mirror is really you ? :scared:
Do you see me when you look in the mirror?
who do you see when you look in the mirror ?
would you rather see someone else?
Would it give you a jolt if it were me you see?
would it not be a surprise to see anyone else?
would it be more of a surprise to see no one ? :yesnod:
A strong case of vampirism, wouldn't you say?
and very difficult to comb ones hair, yes?
not if you don't have any right?
in that case, one would not have to worry about a comb-over, right?
what if it's someone else's?
you would not care, would you?
If it was on my head I would, wouldn't I?
why would it be on your head if it was someone else's?
could the wind have blown it over onto my side?
could it be a wig?
should I give it back?
do you want to keep it?
Is it a purebred?
will it breed ?
would you want to breed it?
would breeding breathe new life into it?
I think that's the idea, isn't it?
if its happy it might stay there don't you think ?
on my head, do you mean?
you could use construction adhesive couldn't you?
could I knit it into a beanie?
Wouldn't you rather croquet instead?
Would diaper pins be an option?
what if I'm wearing it when lightning strikes?
Will you be able to light up a light bulb just by holding it afterwards?
will you come along and see?
Can we all watch?
will you cheer me on?
you think we wouldn't?
Would a jump straight up everytime lightning struck count as cheering?
Do you have your pom poms?
is pom poms the only way?
Do you really want to wear the skirt too? :rofl:
a thing worth doing is worth doing properly, right?
trust me, a skirt is NOT what you want to see......yes?
so you're not going all the way?
Is he Scottish?
or does he just have a fetish?
I hope he's Scottish, don't you?
Can you steer me in the right direction?
Do you have your harness on?
do I need a harness if I'm following you?
Aren't you putting the cart in front of the horse?
so the horse pushes right?
what if it's all down hill?
wouldn't it be a good idea to have brakes?
what about an anchor ?
a very affective, but sudden one.....yes?
could you use a bungee to give it some "give" ?
but would you not be pulled back....thus needing another to stop?
what if just as you reached the bottom someone cut the bungee?
you would not stop, would you?
if you've hit rock bottom, can you go any further?
that would be a REALLY sudden stop, yes?
does it matter as long as we're not in it?
it would matter to the one that would be splattered, yes?
I have a good spatula, do you?
will you need yours?
aren't we scraping up the splatter?
do you need help?
how am I going to get back to the top otherwise?
it may be slippery, shouldn't you be careful?
how careful should I be?
you would not want to slip on the splattering's, would you?
which would be worse slipping in or slipping into the splattering ?
are you asking me to find out?
don't you know already ?
haven't I been using my spatula?
Have you been licking your spatula?
don't I lick everything at least once?
Are you supposed to?
How else are you going to find out what it tastes like?
Isn't that supposed to be performed by a test subject?
or could we just go out on a limb?
Is it safe to just wing it?
not anymore. someone cut mine off remember?
Could you remind me again?
will you think the worst of me if I tell you that I can't?
MoparNut is conspicuously absent.
Are you absent minded?
I've noticed that too. Has anyone sent him a message?
or maybe my mind is absent?
I just did.
Where did it go?
I did too.
hasn't skip fallen in love with it?
What would he be using it for? :popcrn:
is he extracting all I know from it or just keeping it company?
Is Lisa having lunch with it or having it for lunch? :slap:
Why would she do that?
if you tell me will we both know ?
what if I don't want to tell?
Why are you withholding information?
Because I lost it and we know who must have picked it up and put it in their pocket, don't we?
My pockets are empty. Who has it?
Could it be Hercule Poirot.......he's very much into grey matter, isn't he?
Can we get ahold of him to find out?
Do you want to take a trip to Belgium?
Are we going there for waffles?
is there a better reason?
Wouldn't chocolate be a better reason?
chocolate waffles?
Are you passing them around?
is it breakfast time ?
Don't you have breakfast any time of the day?
is that just an excuse to eat cereal ?
Wouldn't you rather have eggs, bacon, hash browns and sausage gravy?
who would not?
but what if your out of bacon eggs hash browns and sausage gravy ?
How are these ingredients not a staple in your pantry?
aint that comon food for someone with the munchies?
Could he be a health nut?
Or maybe it's just MoparNut in disguise?
Are you saying a mopar nut and a health nut are one and the same?
What's the possibility that they can be?
Would professor Sumner Miller know the answer to that question?
Would he know, or would Don Kemske be a better person to ask?
I don't know Don Kemske, do you?
You've never heard of him by his other name, Mr. Wizard? ???
I had to look up Sumner Miller to be honest.
I can't know everyone, can I?
His favourite saying was........."why is it so?"
Didn't they show Mr. Wizard there?
I used to wake up a 4 am just to watch this show. He done real good at explaining scientific facts and be entertaining while doing it.
Possibly but I can't recall. Will I get into trouble?
:yesnod:
Not by me. Does anyone else disagree with me?
Why isn't anyone putting up their hand?
:lol: Are you worried?
Does worrying help?
Shall we plan ahead instead?
wouldn't it be fun to go sideways instead?
Are you trying to sidestep the situation?
can I sidestep the clutch instead ? :icon_smile_big:
what are you clutching onto at the moment?
Do you intend to let go?
Is it safe to let go?
Do you see a safety net?
No, do you?
Why don't you let go and go get one?
Shouldn't I get one before I let go?
Are you ill prepared?
Or a I just ill?
Have you been hitting grandpa's cough medicine again?
are you saying it shows?
Shall we consult the mirror?
the one with the cracks ?
Haven't they been filled yet?
if you fill them in won't there be gaps in your reflection?
What if he doesn't have a reflection?
is he the count ?
Or is it just that he can count?
Can he count cookies?
Better still, can he bake cookies?
Doesn't he need to know how to count before he can bake?
Can he learn to count the cookies after he bakes them?
Should he give up baking and go back to sesame street?
Who will make cookies for Cookie Monster?
Doesn't the count have better things to do?
Like count?
:lol: Is he working for the blood bank?
Is he making a deposit or a withdrawal?
Is he counting pints?
Or is he just knocking them back?
Is he identifying the blood types?
Does he even care?
Should he?
could you be talking about the wrong count ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV8C40PKINo
Are there any other Counts that we need to consider?
Do they all live in England?
what about the one in Vegas ?
Does Skip know how to count?
have you seen counting cars ?
:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:
Have you?
:2thumbs: not that bad is it ?
Are there worse things on tv?
Fred's knee deep in Bullsheet. Do you think he needs help? :smilielol:
Everything on TV is bad, isn't it?
had a hell od a time. once I got in up to my knees, it was hard to get back out.
Is it the TV's fault?
Do you need help? :D http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95505.100.html
My TV is very good, is yours?
I'll go through that thread tomorrow. There are a couple of other good ones too. The one where we're all going on about which photo of skips mad party is our favourite.
Mine's good when the cable works. Do you have the same dilemma?
The only cable my TV has is the one that ties it to the wall. Will that do?
Is your tv still hanging? Mine sits on a cabinet
So does mine but it's plugged into the wall. Mine runs on power, does yours?
What if I have a hamster powering mine?
do you pay him overtime?
Shouldn't he do it for peanuts?
Would you do it for peanuts?
Am I an elephant?
do you have dual 4's and spark plugs through your valve covers ?
No but he has a hamster, do you?
are you calling me an elephant ?
Shall I call you a taxi instead?
Do you know how to hail a cabbie?
will it stop if I jump out in front of it?
Have they ever stopped before?
How would I know if I haven't done it before?
I've got to go now. I'm getting square eyes from staring at the screen. I'll hunt some more tomorrow.
are you a virgin?
do I have pimples?
do virgins have pimples ?
I don't know, I was to young to notice. How about you?
Should we inspect a virgin and see if she has pimples?
Virgins come in "He's" too don't they?
Which would you rather look at?
Can I think about it for a while?
Time's up! What's your answer? :lol:
I just don't have an answer. Does that make me queer?
Are you not just undecided?
is that a better word for it?
Do you want a better word for it or a more better word?
is more better?
What's the scenario?
Is the scenario the outcome?
Wouldn't the scenario determine what the outcome was?
Must we have an outcome?
Is there a hypothesis?
couldn't we just keep going?
Have we started?
Did someone fire off the starting shot?
back to normal here too.
Does that mean I can go?
Are you wanting to get away from here?
where would you go ?
Can I go over there?
don't you know? ,you can come here easier than I can go there :yesnod:
SHIRLEY YOU KNEW THAT? DIDNT YOU?? WHY OH WHY 436 PAGES,,, WHY??? :rotz: :scratchchin: :icon_smile_question: :scratchchin: :shruggy: :shruggy: :shruggy: :Twocents: :o :o :o
Is Shirley here?
didn't Shirley die in a helicopter crash ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FNy3TDatym8#t=12
Could we have prevented it?
would we have wanted to ? :D
did we want to do something else instead?
Was you wanting to go to the pet store?
Is that where you find the teacher's pet?
What kind of pet do you think the teacher needs?
Would one that's willing to learn be ideal?
What animal is capable of learning?
Shall we start with homo sapiens?
What makes you think a homo sapien is capable of learning anything?
Don't I make a good example?
How can I disagree with that?
Well you really can't, can you?
Should we study another example?
Ok, are rocks smart?
would you call it smart ? they only know one trick but they do it really well sit/stay :icon_smile_big:
And ....fly away......right?
yea, but don't you have to help them fly ?
Can it hurt to give them a good send off?
good , bad the result is the same isn't it?
would it be different if it landed on your head?
that would depend on wether that's where you aimed wouldn't it ?
What if I threw it aimlessly?
is that the same as "like a girl" ? ;D
What if I was wearing a blindfold?
Is that similar to "pin the tail on the donkey" then?
does the donkey ever enjoy it ?
Has anyone ever asked Eeyor?
wasn't he pinned together in the first place?
Wasn't he sown together being a stuffed animal?
Yes but wouldn't he be pinned before sewing?
so sewing isn't enough, you have to hold him down first ?
or at the very least into place, right?
have you never done any dressmaking?
use super glue to fix hem on jeans :icon_smile_big:
Are you planning on removing the pins? He might have arthritis if you don't.
is he a voodoo doll ?
Are you a witch doctor?
which doctor is a witch doctor ? :icon_smile_big:
Does he take Obamacare?
I know i'm going to regret this but what is Obamacare ?
It is Obama's healthcare plan that is taking the US healthcare system, and scrapping it. It then limits how much money a doctor can charge for services. It also forces everyone to have predetermined health insurance plans that has to be purchased by everyone or face a tax. A person can choose which plan they have based on budget, or they can go to medicaid if they don't make enough money. People that don't make enough to buy insurance, or make too much to qualify for medicaid, can get a subsidy (tax break) from the government to buy insurance. Businesses that have more than 50 employees must also supply health insurance to all full time employees or face a tax. A full time employee is one that works 30 hours a week or more.
It also dictates what medicine the government will pay for. They want you to take the cheaper generic drugs that don't work, instead of the name brand medicine that does work, but cost a little more.
There's a bunch of other taxes and what not that are being imposed. This deal was passed by only one political party and just thrown together. The other party had no say in it and didn't vote on it. No one read it until it was signed into law. Obama won't compromise on any part of it. It is currently falling apart. Quite a few people are losing their jobs. Millions are losing health insurance because their current plan doesn't meet the new laws.
Only positive that I see is it does not discriminate. People with illnesses get the same rates as a heathy individual of the same age.
This is supposed to make sure that everyone has health insurance. But, not everyone can afford it. Premiums have now risen. Deductibles have risen more. Not very many people are happy.
Does it sound like a good deal to you?
we have similar, have private health insurance and get a tax break. but even a millionaire can walk into public hospital an get treatment of course that is abusing the system but it happens .sound familiar ?
I'm sure it happens here too. Can we just go back to the way things were in 2009?
Actually, can we go back more like 20 years ago, while retaining current knowledge of everything?
Wouldn't 40 years ago when our cars were new be better?
May I take the money I have now, with me? I'd be able to buy one brand new
why settle for a plain old charger ? i'd go to 71-2 when they couldn't give away the Daytona's /super birds and take one of each :icon_smile_big: might even have a new r/t too. wouldn't you love to be able to walk in and tick ALL the boxes ?
Why can't we do that now on the cars we love?
could it be because the money we have now is enough only if we go back 40 years?
if you went back then with the money we have now, don't you think they would think you was some sort of shady character ? what was the average wage $2-3000 a year ?
Quote from: polywideblock on November 02, 2013, 06:30:42 PM
if you went back then with the money we have now, don't you think they would think you was some sort of shady character ? what was the average wage $2-3000 a year ?
How did we ever make ends meet? :scratchchin: Do you know, our very first home cost a whopping $24,000.
do you remember a time when gas was cheap?
I remember gas at 32 cents a gallon......I have read if you figured inflation.....it would be about 3.50$ gallon.....right where it is in my area.
No I don't, do you?
that's right, even though it sounds like it was cheap way back when.........it was still the equivalent of "too much" lol
how could I forget?
About the same now......but I swear it hurts far more now to fill my rig up. Also read that the average option $$$$$ of a Hemi then was around a thousand.......with inflation.....about the same as a new Hemi.
You couldn't possibly, could you?
Exactly right, I never thought twice about filling up back then. Funny how seem to notice it more now.
Doesn't really make any sense to call them "The Good Old Days" does it?
doesn't everybody remember it?
Part of my problem is my DD is a Cummins Dodge.....diesel runs about 3.98, and the tank holds 35 gallons. So....a fill up can be.....well, a bit expensive.
what if they've lost their memory?
Bit of a nightmare........all my cars cost around the $100. mark to fill up. :eek2: DD and weekenders. :eek2:
how would they know if they lost their memory?
Not really complaining......runs a consistent 23.5 MPG, and a bit big, but fun to drive. Very, very slow off the line.....but from 35 to 65 has surprised more then a few "hot" cars. When it comes into boost, got a very nice midrange.
could someone tell them?
:2thumbs: lets enjoy while we can.
they couldn't tell you could they ?
I already know I lost mine, don't I?
say what were we talking about again ?
were we talking about sanity?
[I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it]
Is there such a thing?
:lol:
insanity?
Are you insane?...........I mean is there such a thing as sanity?
are you?
[we like old cars, we must be insane]
I believe I am...........what is sanity after all?
isn't insanity doing the same thing over and over expecting a different out come each time ?
isn't sanity relative?
Relative's of yours do you mean?
don't you catch it from your kids ?
I'm generous, and gave it to them, did you?
?If you want it, you'll have to come and get it...........have you got my grey thingy?
do you need it?
would it improve my sanity?
do you want to improve it?
can you improve on perfect?
are you saying.....perfectly sane.....or perfectly insane?
What if I'm properly balanced?
is that 50% sane and 50% insane?
Or is it 50% insane and 50% sane?
sounds much better that way, doesn't it?
Did you know, after a few drinks, anything sounds good?
should I have stuck that in the useless post thread?
maybe that is words of wisdom......or not?
Isn't all of these "word game" posts useless?
[but fun]
Could they just be my words disguised in wisdom?
It's good to let your hair down, life's too serious by far.
or is it your wisdom in words of disguise ?
Is the disguise my own or someone else's?
but who put it on?
will we have to wait till he takes it off to find out?
do you really want to find out ?
Is it better to remain in the dark?
Did someone turn off the lights?
Or did the power go off?
Did you forget to pay the power bill?
If it's a bill.........why don't they send it to Bill's place?
was it a solar flare ?
Would that be a massive coronal ejection?
Did everybody duck?
Where would one duck to?
is there ever only one duck ?
can you duck twice?
can't you duck as many times as necessary?
Would ducking be necessary?
would you necessarily take to ducking?
would that depend on whats being thrown at you?
What if a duck was thrown?
would feathers fly?
its the muk not the feathers that would worry me ,how about you?
are you saying you don't like to get down and dirty?
Wouldn't that be more where pigs were being thrown instead?
who gets down and dirty with pigs ? isn't that against the law somewhere ? :icon_smile_big:
did you know there's also a 2 legged variety?
can they be picked by the 6" ankles and bristles down the back ?
Isn't there an occasional passing reference?
or was you just passed by?
did you know you can hide in the trees ?
will you be safe from the monkeys if you did?
would they just think I was one of them ?
do you have your paddle?
Is someone going to spank the monkey
isn't that best done behind closed doors ?
What about the paddle?
will we all fit in?
the monkey ?
Wasn't it the trees?
wasn't it the behind closed doors?
weren't the monkeys behind the closed door being spanked ?
isn't that what I just said? :icon_smile_big:
There are closed doors in the trees that have monkeys holding paddles waiting to spank someone?
is this the woods that goldielocks is knee deep in bear shit in?
where do I sign up?
Does this not sound like those very same woods?
aren't Hansel and Gretel lost here somewhere to ?
I thought the gingerbread man got them?
will he give them back?
Would it not depend on how hungry he was?
would he be worried about being eaten himself?
What if he was 10 foot tall though ?
could you just start at the knees ?
If he's knee deep in bear crap, wouldn't you want to start above the knees?
if he's 10 feet tall that would be his ankles so knees will do, don't you think ?
Do you want to leave him standing up, or bring him down to his knees first?
if you bring him to his knees then he'll be kneeling in bear shit won't he ?
Could we throw a blanket down first?
would a blanket be enough ?
Would it be enough for a pig?
would it not depend on the pig?
Is there a pig that wouldn't want to be in a blanket?
perhaps a pig that knows how the blanket is put on?
what who don't like being stuck with toothpicks ?
Have you been stuck with toothpicks?
If so, where were the toothpicks stuck?
Do we really need to know where the tooth picks were stuck at?
do you want to pass on an opportunity to offer constructive criticism? :angel:
Isn't criticism of any sort frowned upon?
Is positive feedback considered criticism?
Could you criticise positive feedback?
Would you want to after they put a pig in a blanket?
Why would you put a pig in a blanket?
Am I wrong to think a pig in the blanket is good?
would the pig like being put in a blanket?
what if the blanket wasn't yours?
I do not think I want a pig in my blanket, do you in yours?
what if the blanket is a old pommy army (scratchy ) blanket ? ;D
would the pig mind?
I think the pig would quite enjoy it, don't you?
better the pig than you don't you think ?
who says I won't enjoy it too?
do you like horrible old scratchy wool blankets ?
have you considered I might like pigs?
do you really want us going with that one?
would you say that was illegal somewhere ? :yesnod:
Are you guys jumping to conclusions?
Does jumping to conclusions qualify as exercise?
are you huffing and puffing?
takes very little to cause that, how about you?
No, the pig didn't make a run for it. too easy :icon_smile_big:
Are you not as fit as me?
Don't you hate chasing pigs?
Not to bad, but not as fit as a want to be. Packed on a few pounds, enough so now I'll do something about.
Is a pig worth chasing?
I don't stack it on. I'm always on the move so it doesn't get a chance to catch up to me lol. Seriously, I exercise every day.....chin ups, push ups. sit ups and weights. Even take care of a mates property as well as my own.
isn't pork expensive?
I'm self employed......work varies so much, and being a bit backwards.....the harder I work, the less I tend to eat. When I'm just puttering around, I make a pig of myself. With or without a blanket.
Like porking do you mean?
I'm retired. But it is a fact that the less you do, the more you think about eating. But because I'm so active, I just don't put it on. Plus I have great willpower.
doesn't everybody like porking?
I sometimes have great willpower......other times.....not so much. Agree on keeping busy, definitely eat less and burn off more. And I don't even feel very hungry. But.....when I'm not doing much.....I want to eat and eat......and then eat more.
Then have a snack.
Don't some prefer crackling?
crackling is only good when done right , right ?
have had some atrocious jaw breaking crackling over the years :yesnod:
Is there a right and wrong way to do crackling?
I've only tried it a few times, ending up sick to my stomach each time. :eek2:
There must be otherwise it would always be perfect, right?
Love good crackling but I find the older I get, the less my stomach can deal with it. Always need a shot of gin after pork roast to settle the grease.
do you think the "modern "generation are loosing the skills their parents had ?
e.g. cooking, housekeeping , personal grooming ;D not just talking about woman either. I might not sew but I learned to cook early on ( soon found the only way to get it like I like it was to do it myself :yesnod: my steak is the first piece on the BBQ and last off I like it well done )
Is it possible the parents are forgetting to teach the "modern" generation these basic skills?
Did the parents even learn the basic skills?
Is there something lost (or forgotten) with each generation?
Quote from: polywideblock on November 04, 2013, 08:39:26 PM
e.g. cooking, housekeeping , personal grooming ;D not just talking about woman either. I might not sew but I learned to cook early on ( soon found the only way to get it like I like it was to do it myself :yesnod: my steak is the first piece on the BBQ and last off I like it well done )
You'd do well with Mrs. Fred, she likes them that way too.
Quote from: burnout.dawg on November 05, 2013, 12:11:34 AM
Is there something lost (or forgotten) with each generation?
Could it be the generation past and gone?
maybe at least how they thought do you think ?
But are they putting their thoughts to good use?
Does it look like it?
I see nothing, do you?
Did you open your eyes?
is it actually possible to see nothing?
Is there something else you'd rather look at?
lots of things that are better to look at than nothing aren't there ?
How can I disagree while I'm making something?
Is it possible to make something without seeing?
can you make something from nothing ?
Hmm...is nothing something?
How can I tell?
Who will you tell?
What makes you think I will? :icon_smile_big:
Would you keep it to yourself?
Is it a secret?
Is anything secret?
it only a secret till you tell someone isn't it?
Is it best to not let anyone know what you know?
if you keep your mouth shut no-one knows, right?
Does that mean I'm not a blabber mouth?
is your secret still your own ?
are secrets worth having?
Should I be more transparent?
would I want to look right through you?
Am I standing where you want to look?
Can you move a little to the left?
Is there a reason why I can't go to the right?
I need you in my line of vision if I want to see through you, right?
Am I an optical illusion?
Are you a mirage?
Have you had enough to drink?
Why, aren't there two of you?
Would we want two of him?
Don't you like an even pair?
What's wrong with twins?
I don't know..........what's wrong with them?
Would that mean double trouble?
Would you prefer triplets instead?
A triple treat you mean?
did you have Streets triple treat over there? (ice cream)
Is your sweet tooth that sweet?
Not in my area.
should it be sour instead?
this was many years ago.
Is your sweet tooth a sour puss?
or is it a sabre tooth tiger?
Is that the same as a sabre toothed cat?
do they know one another?
do we know you?
Have I ever met you?
How can I be sure?
Bryan, I love you man ......in a 1935 John Wayne kind of way.
If you tell me not to talk to unicorns anymore I won't.
HIJACK ALERT! HIJACK ALERT! :icon_smile_big:
should it be moved to the hijacked thread? ;D
That's a good idea isn't it? :icon_smile_big:
do we need a third for it to be so ?
Don't two votes count?
doesn't it take the third to seal its fate ?
shall we take a vote on it? ;D
could it be a hung vote ?
Does my vote count? :popcrn:
You makes three. don't you?
Are we triplets?
as long as where not Siamese right ?
Is any of us from Siam?
i'm not are you?
I had a pet Siamese (cat) once...does that count?
could it vote ?
Did it have the right to vote?
if it did would it really want to ?
I can't think why, can you?
What is it voting for? :popcrn:
wether post #11142 should be moved to the hijacked thread wasn't it?
What about 11143? :popcrn:
that was the start of the debate that led to the vote wasn't it ?
Should we begin again?
Have you lost count?
were you interrupted ?
Or did your mind wander off somewhere else?
what happens if it wonders off and gets lost ? ;D
do you go looking for it?
how would you know where to look ? :shruggy:
your memory has wondered off :whistling:
do you follow yourself about?
:slap:
if you followed yourself about would you be able to look at the back of your head ?
would you have to do an about turn?
Would you still be seeing the back of your head?
wouldn't I be seeing the back of someone else's head?
if you turned quick enough do you think you might catch a glimpse ?
Are we doing the hokey pokey?
Or just pivoting about aimlessly?
What's the diff?
is it a form of warp drive ?
Does it have a flux capacitor?
is it made of stainless steel?
my grey thingy, do you mean?
isn't it made of rubber ?
Does it have a spring?
it's been so long, could I be forgiven for having forgotten?
What did you forget this time?
what my grey thingy is made of, right?
What is it made of?
it's been so long, could I be forgiven for having forgotten?
has your memory wondered off again ? :icon_smile_big:
Is he starting to repeat himself?
Don't all good things come in three?
Are you talking about the 3 Musketeers or The 3 Amigos?
How about the three blind mice?
Were they playing with the 3 pigs?
Weren't they running from the three stooges?
Or, was they headed to see the 3 wisemen?
Did they get there in time?
I just had a squiz at who's on line and there are around 40 guests following the games.
Were they in a Mazda 3?
Nice to know we're entertaining more than just ourselves. It'd be more fun if they joined in the fun though.
I hope not, I hate those things. Can we put them in a mini instead?
was that a mini van?
Could it be a minibus? :shortbus:
if the three wise men arrived in a short bus :shortbus: would what they had to say be all that wise ?
does anyone listen to people from the :shortbus:
does anyone really listen to anyone?
only when their sayin what you want to hear, right ?
if you don't want to hear it, do you walk away?
or do they talk to the hand ?
are you thinking of doing something else with your hand?
Do you need it to scratch your head in wonderment?
could you scratch your head because it itches?
do you have dandruff?
no, but one's head still itches from time to time, doesn't yours?
only when I'm thinking, is there something I can do about that?
if you scratch that itch will it get infected ?
do you mean injected? :D
don't some itches need an injection?
would the injected agree?
if that's the only way to cure it, shouldn't they?
if the injected is cured, is the injector infected?
would that be an infected injection ?
and if so, what can be done about it?
would you need an injection to cure the injection ?
you would need to be sure of what and who you are injecting, right?
where would you stick this injection?
is the left but cheek the norm?
what if you missed?
don't you worry about injections around butt cheeks?
would it be safer to keep your pants on at all times?
should I have said hip ? :yesnod:
hip hip hurrah! do you mean?
in the hip not in the ass cheek isn't that what I meant ?
I suppose you did. I've never had a shot in the hip, have you?
yes several , isn't that the way all real men get them ?
hate needles :scared: they have to chase me around the room if I see it coming :yesnod:
What's wrong with the arm?
not bothered by them and the mrs. even watches the needle go in when they need to take her blood.
I'm adverse to intense pain and spreading bruises :yesnod: aren't you?
Do you classify a needle jab as intense pain?
How deep is it going in?
how long is the needle?
does it depend on how sadistic the nurse/doctor is ?
will it help if you get a jellybean afterwards?
would it help if the nurse is cute?
does it make the jab any less painful if administered by a cutie?
it makes it a lot less noticeable, don't you think?
Is that because you're noticing something else instead?
well......we are not dead yet......right? :D
not completely anyway, right ?
Do we all have one foot in the grave?
the mind is ready and willing........the body, not so much, right?
would that be a case of mind over mater ?
or does the matter refuse to do as the mind tells it?
do you mean mater over mind? ;D
you know how it is......the matter can be encouraged......by hand if necessary, right?
do you mean pick it up and move it ? ;D
Would it be better if the nurse moved it instead?
it would depend on the nurse, wouldn't it?
Are you picky?
I think some would get a stronger reaction, don't you?
what are we having a reaction to ?
Are you falling ill?
could something be feeling hot and feverish?
is that ill in a good way ?
Does the nurse need to check your temperature?
what kind of ways can a nurse do that?
don't worry about how, worry about what . am I right
wall thermometer coming up
Do you want to check her temperature first?
is she hot and feverish?
Is she?
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Am I too late?
Is it better to be late than not show up at all?
Or is it better to not show up at all than be late?
I'm back. Is it better to be late than never?
I sure missed you guys and DC.com
isn't it always good to see a mate?
welcome back :cheers:
How can one disagree? :cheers:
We should never agree to disagree right?
could we disagree about agreeing instead ?
Couldn't we agree about agreeing to disagree?
Welcome back :cheers:
I agree to that....don't you?
if we all agree will there be any disagreement ?
if we all agree, who would be left to disagree?
there's always one isn't there ?
Isn't it hard to have a general discussion if everyone agrees?
wouldn't it make for a agreeable conversation as opposed to an argument ?
you mean a boring conversation, right?
is a conversation boring without an argument ?
it can be , can it not?
is a conversation without an argument a chat ?
Wouldn't you rather have a friendly chat than a heated argument?
can a friendly argument be had?
wouldn't that depend on the subject ?
perhaps, but wouldn't it be more about the one's arguing?
i'v seen friends come to blows over politics , how about you ?
I've seen people, not sure if they were friends, almost come to blows over a chain saw brand.....can you believe the two saws were made by the same company?
Yes I can believe it. If people want to argue, they will won't they?
this wasn't even about politics.......that would be worse, right?
Could fisticuffs be worse?
Not to be confused with fisting
politics? fisticuffs? wouldn't be the first time would it?
will it be the last?
Who came in first?
Is Poly flipping us the bird? :lol:
Is this a race?
isn't everything a race of one sort or another ?
came out way bigger than it was supposed to :whistling:
Is it possible to not be in a competition and get a task done?
Nice RR :2thumbs:
even when you are doing something yourself don't you catch yourself trying to get it done quicker or more efficiently ?
:cheers:
Would coming first matter in that case?
RR..........where?
Is it better to be first?
Here's a decent size if you want it. Just right click, choose Properties, and copy the address. Post it in your sig.
better than being last isn't it ? :D
Isn't the most important thing.....just finishing?
Have I missed a thread? That's the mrs. favourite year RR
Does that mean you're not a quitter?
Poly's sig :cheers:
I'll have to be six feet under before I quit, how about you?
I don't have them showing so I didn't realise. I'll have to check it out when I'm not logged in.
so your saying you won't back down ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTXb-ga1fo
Wasn't he saying he won't give up?
down, up......are there stairs involved?
Which escalator are you on?
Is there an escalator to Heaven?
What makes you think I've been there already to know that?
What if you just stood at the bottom without climbing up??
How do I get to the bottom?
Why'd you change it? :popcrn:
could you fall ?
who me :shruggy:
Or are you there to start with?
No me. Because I realised after writing it that Lisa's Daryl isn't dead. so I thought it made no sense.
If I'm the only one at the bottom of the escalator, am I the first person there, or the last?
I got her riled up :smilielol:
That's a tough one to answer isn't it?
Yes I know :lol:
Does it make sense though?
So much for not hijacking her thread :lol:
Does anything make sense?
I say if you haven't hijacked a thread........you haven't lived. :lol:
Is anyone confused?
:lol: :cheers:
I'm never confused, what are we talking about?
Were we talking about anything?
Was we talking about little Miss Muphet?
You mean the one that sat on her very large tuffet?
perhaps calling someone's tuffet ....very large....could be dangerous, yes?
Are you speaking from experience?
when your SO asks......does this make my tuffit look fat?......is there any stupid enough to tell the truth?
Or are you taking a stab in the dark?
calling it too small mightn't make them happy either. And on that note, I'm calling it a night. :wave:
just like walking a tightrope, right?
me too. :wave:
Is there a net? :wave:
what if you slip ?
Is that why you'd want a net?
isn't the net to catch fish ?
If you call her tuffit large by mistake wouldn't you feel you would rather be a fish?
Would a whale be better?
Would it be okay to name a tuffit large if you are a whale?
do whales have tuffits ?
Have you seen a whale sit on its tuffit?
Have you seen a whale sit on anything?
Will a whale listen if you tell it to sit on it?
Does anything listen to anything you've got to say? :icon_smile_big:
Does not a tree in the woods converse as it is falling?
do you mean heeeeeeeelp ?
If you listen carefully can you hear the sound?
Can you hear the lump growing on your head?
is it behind your ear ?
Are you hiding a quarter behind your ear?
are you a magician ?
If I were, couldn't I make things magically appear (or disappear)?
Can you make things magically delicious?
Are you asking for some Lucky Charms?
wouldn't some weet-bix be a healthier choice ?
Who eats healthy anymore? :slap:
doesn't everybody ? :shruggy:
Can everyone afford to eat healthy?
Can anyone afford anything anymore?
they do look delicious, what are they made from?
Can anyone afford not to?
wheat! :icon_smile_big:
can you just put your head in the sand instead ?
their not that bad split and buttered with vegemite but need sugar/fruit to make them paletable think your virsion is called Weetabix :shruggy:
Would that be healthy?
Have never seen Weetabix on our grocery shelves either. Closest I can think of is Shredded Wheat Bisquits. Best when slathered with butter, a generous dusting of sugar and soaked in warm milk. :yesnod: Otherwise, quite tasteless.
that would depend on who's wondering around while you've got you eye's shut wouldn't it ?
sounds like the same thing :scratchchin: turns to a porridge like substance when left for to long :eek2: some prefer this way and put hot water first then milk, can even be used to feed puppies
Should we watch for Fred and his can of lube?
wouldn't it be a bigger risk if he did NOT have lube?
I don't suppose it would be much fun, do you?
I don't think it would be fun....WITH.....the lube, do you?
That's why it would be best NOT to bury ones head in the sand, wouldn't you agree?
you make a good point there don't you ?
does that mean it's sharp? (the good point I mean)
By the way you wusses.......where's your sense of adventure? :icon_smile_big:
re: wheatbix, I prefer vita brix. Four biscuits with sliced banana, some honey drizzled on top and cold milk........eaten very quickly before they get to soggy. If you want soggy, you might as well have porridge.
So, what you can't see can still hurt you?
Especially if you sit on it, right?
How can you sit on it with your head burried in the sand?
well, I don't rightly know, do you?
Do I ever have a clue?
Are there clues to be had?
Have you asked Miss Scarlet in the library?
Does she have the answer?
How but Mr. Plum in the livingroom?
Wasn't he in the conservatory?
Then who is in the livingroom?
More importantly, where is the candlestick?
Have the nuns got it?
What are nuns doing with a candlestick?
Don't they need it to light their way?
Are they headed somewhere?
Could they be looking for the stolen bicycle seats?
Who stole it?
Was it themselves? :icon_smile_big:
Why would they be looking for it then?
Are you bringing logic into it?
Is there logic in the things that you do?
Am I a logical person?
Why are you asking me?
don't you know ?
Do you think that I know?
if you don't then who does ?
You're not asking me are you?
was it just asked in general ?
will the General answer?
will his answer be generalised ?
It's a generalization to ask, isn't it?
couldn't it be a specific question about generalisations ?
Generally speaking, the more you ask, the more you get, right?
didn't you ever get told if you don't stop asking you'll get nothing ?
Are you going to let me have it?
what , nothing ?
Isn't nothing still something?
Isn't it better than having nothing at all?
so now its something and nothing instead of specific and generalisations ?
Isn't something better than nothing?
what if something blows up in your face ?
What are you doing holding a fire cracker that close?
maybe looking for an explosive experience do you think ?
Is there a better way to get a closeup experience?
do you mean 3d ?
Why not watch fireworks from a blast shelter?
where's the fun in that ?
love things that go bang :yesnod:
How close do you like to get?
I was born the day after July 4
how close CAN you get ?
Can you get up to the line?
which line would that be ?
Didn't you notice it?
have I crossed it already ?
How close to the fireworks are you?
No Fred tonight? :scratchchin:
would you understand if I said close enough to see them but not close enough to appreciate them ?
should be here by now :shruggy:
they put the "fireworks "on the harbour for new years Christmas etc can sit on front porch and watch them but the harbour is about 5 mins walk away so don't feel the concussion or see the bangs only see what goes up and goes bang
Does that apply to both of us?
I go out and sit on the overpass. 3rd highest point in town with the most clearing around. I can see fireworks about 10 miles around, depending on the clearing.
Could that be all three of us?
no mountains to get in the way?
sounds like it doesn't it ?
mountains are about a hour away large coastal plain with a huge river /harbour cutting through it
Should we call it the three musketeers?
Nice view, do you own a boat since you live that close?
how about three pyro enthusiasts ?
have had two but they suck money faster that these cars :eek2: lets just say another one is on the "list "
Sounds good to me, should we get stroker's opinion?
think he's gone to bed do you want to wake him up to ask ?
time for dinner :wave:
Is he watching fireworks on the over pass?
enjoy it :wave:
Is it the 4th of July?
Can you see fireworks only on the 4th of July?
What other days might one see fireworks in the US?
don't you have them for new years eve ?
Have you ever seen fireworks when there were none?
I've seen fireworks coming from my 69 442 back in the day, does that count?
Did you have your eyes open or closed?
here I be. :wave:
someone in the passenger seat with a "roman candle" ?
:wave:
What are we talking about........is someone getting it off? :icon_smile_big:
weren't we talking about fireworks ?
I'd rather it was the other, wouldn't you?
what explosives ?
Do Roman candles explode?
Don't they make a "boom"?
don't they shoot coloured balls way up into the sky ?
when I was a kid we used to "shoot" each other with roman candles the 32 shot "flying dragon " brand were the bomb
Isn't that what they're supposed to do?
I knew better than to do stuff like that. :slap:
don't they have other uses ? ;D
Are they like a Swiss Army knife?
What if your army knife is Scandinavian?
is it just as utilitarian as a Swiss army knife?
is a leather man like a Swiss army knife ?
Is it the American version?
does it have more useful things ?
Could there be anything more useful than the thing you have? :D
What all can you do with it?
shall we ask polly?
What was you planning on asking him?
Reply #11462
Could there be anything more useful than the thing you have?
what if you've got more than one thing ?
Does that make you extremely lucky?
Or, does that make him well prepared?
:smilielol: Will you send them running?
Toward or away?
In every direction?
Which direction does the compass point?
Is it pointing at me?
Are you confusing the compass for the bottle?
Couldn't the bottle have a compass in it?
Why would the bottle have a compass in it?
could it have been put there by monkeys ? :icon_smile_big:
Has anybody taken the time to question them?
do monkeys ever make sense ?
Should we ask the monkeys?
are thumb screws allowed ?
Anything goes here, right?
good night :wave:
all in good taste right ?
:wave:
What tastes good?
vegemite ?
Yes please........you too?
What is vegemite?
Is it a hair gel?
Would that not be disgusting?
Would that depend on how perverted you are?
Is that the real question?
Why do you ask?
Am I not suppose to ask?
Will you get an answer if you don't ask?
Is there an answer even in silence?
Does silence answer back?
Is not silence an answer in and of itself?
Are you trying to give me a headache? :icon_smile_big:
do you have aspirin handy ?
Vegemite is a dark brown Australian food paste made from leftover brewers' yeast extract with various vegetable and spice additives developed by Cyril P. Callister in Melbourne, Victoria in 1922. Wikipedia
Would you believe I already have a headache?
I knew it was something close to that, thanks :2thumbs:
Did I cause it?
It's also (vegemite that is) a very popular substitute for axel grease.
Could the chiroprator have caused it?
I wouldn't think vegemite would be a long term solution as axle grease
Could the chiropractor in turn fix it?
In all honesty, I don't think it's a long term solution full stop!
so he gets payed twice ?
it's an acquired taste :drool5: have to have been brought up on tea and toast for breakfast :yesnod:
Would not paying once be to much?
Tea and toast works
But is anything free?
I'm not fond of the stuff but the mrs. is.......she was brought up on the stuff ( that's a requirement as you say)
isn't that a matter of perspective ?
If something's free or not do you mean?
on what your prepared to pay for it maybe ?
What if you're not prepared to pay for it at all?
Is not "free " mean getting without any effort or compensation?
but doesn't every action have an equal and opposite reaction ?
If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, why doesn't the ground shoot rain back up into the sky?
Isn't that called evaporation?
don't things happen when we're not looking ?
Does that mean we should never turn our back?
maybe we should take a look before we do ,do you think ?
Should we not trust anyone?
doesn't that lead to paranoia ?
Should we just be careful then?
that make sense doesn't it ?
paranoia = perfect state of awareness ;D
What about using common sense?
don't think that exists anymore does it ?
oh, there's a few of us still have it, do you?
Who can say for sure?
those of us that have it are sure........should be able to say, right?
what if your afraid someone will steal it
I know it's valuable, but do you think someone would try to steal it?
if we shared it do you think it would catch on ?
seems it used to be popular, wasn't it?
wasn't that before mobile phones but ?
Didn't someone steal mine after I lost it?
could they have found it ,therefore not stealing it ?
Does knowing it was mine and not returning it make it stealing?
did they know it was yours ?
Didn't I tell everyone that I lost it?
with some people, it's hard to tell when they have lost it, right?
Is that because they never had any to start with?
isn't it hard to lose what one never had?
Do you think you had something but never did?
Would you miss it if you never had it?
What is it?
Is it something you can play with?
can you play with it to hard?
will it collapse if you do?
Did you knock something over?
if you played with it too hard might it get sore?
Does it bruise easy?
will rubbing it with ointment help?
I would think one must be careful, don't you?
If you break it, will you buy it?
If you break it will insurance cover it?
how would you explain it to your doctor?
What insurance should I get to cover the cost of breaking it?
could you show him the proof?
can you buy insurance now?
What will happen if I don't?
you get a fine/tax don't you?
Is there such a thing as a fine tax?
Isn't it fine if it's not you being taxed?
seems to be a lot of discussion and lawsuits trying to decide that, right?
And isn't it taxing if it is?
Do you think it'll get repealed?
Did someone steal the bells?
Were the bells silver?
wouldn't a clever thief steal golden ones instead?
do they sound better silver?
Isn't gold too soft to make a good bell?
How about brass?
thought bronze made the best bells, don't you?
Doesn't bronze make a good cannon?
what makes a good cannonball?
Or good monkeys ha ha!
anything that fits in the cannon, right?
could that be you?
Do you fit in the cannon?
don't think I'm the right caliber, do you?
what calibre does it take?
Did you measure it?
how would you measure it?
could you use your own as a guideline?
Which guideline are you going by?
Is one guideline different from another?
Don't they have different page numbers?
What page are you on?
Don't I have to open the book first to be on a page?
When will you open it?
Do I have permission?
Do you need permission?
Is there a chance the answer will be no if you ask?
Is it easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission?
Wouldn't the need to ask for permission be greater?
What if a person is rebellious?
Would he consider asking for neither?
dinner's waiting, catch you later.
Wouldn't you want to have both?
What if you had to choose just one?
Which one would you choose?
Isn't permission better?
You would not want forgiveness?
Can I be forgiven for not seeking permission?
Do you want my permission to be forgiven my son?
What if I'm a she?
Do you want my permission to be forgiven for that too?
Are you in a position to forgive or are you just in position?
What position do you prefer?
Is it safe to go there? :icon_smile_big:
Depends, are you a she?
Do you mean.........am I Fred or Mrs. Fred? :icon_smile_big:
Does it matter? ;D
Not if we turn the lights out........right?
I won't tell will you?
Do you mind if we leave the lights on?
can we sleep on the floor as well ? ;)
You don't want to sleep in Fred's bunk beds? :lol:
If it wasn't for stupid people, my day would be boring. :brickwall:
are you saying....only stupid people want to sleep in bunk beds?
Are you asking about Freds bunk beds?
would it be stupid to ask that?
who wants to sleep in freds bunk beds ?
would Fred let you sleep there?
Is Fred around to ask?
would Fred likely get mad if you just went and slept in his bed?
Do you think Fred would have tea ready?
Are you drinking tea in a bunk bed?
does Fred drink tea in his bunk bed?
Does Fred have a bunk bed?
wouldn't it be difficult for Fred to drink tea in a bunk bed if he doesn't have one?
Have one what, a tea or a bunk bed?
Are you saying Fred has bunk beds?
or does he just have tea?
does he have tea for two ?
Wasn't he talking about having a threesome?
tea for three, or three bunk beds?
Could it be tea for three in three bunk beds?
do you think Fred is interested in that?
Should we have tea and talk about it?
shouldn't Fred be included as it is his bunk beds, right?
Or is it his tea we were talking about?
:smilielol: :smilielol:
Come and get it! ...........Which of you is game?
are you afraid tea may be spilt on your bunk beds?
If I had too much, I would spill something on his bunk beds, wouldn't you?
When you say....."something".........what exactly do you mean?
Are you talking about urination?
Is it a fine specimen?
Have you ever took a fine specimen?
Where should I take it to?
Should we see if Maxim needs more?
He's gone walkies, hasn't he?
He might want to eat more Wheaties then, right?
unless someone urinated in them, right?
Wouldn't that be more protein?
is there much protein in urine?
Did you know it tastes very bitter?
Have you tried some before?
Haven't you?
I only drink coffee, tea and water lately, how much have you drank?
coffee, tea, water, or urine?
How about a mixed cocktail?
Could you mix in a little tequila, please?
do you think think tequila improves the taste of anything?
Don't you think anything improves the taste of tequila?
why are you talking about drinking piss ? :eek2:
Or are we just talking about getting pissed?
What about getting pissed on?
Or have you ever been pissed off?
doesn't that happen every day ?
What was the cause to get you pissed off?
are you familiar with the term "to many chiefs and not enough Indians" ?
Ha Ha, especially when the chief's don't know crap, right?
or what they do know has nothing to do with the problem ,sometimes I think they make it worse .know what I mean ?
They usually screw it up and put the blame on someone else, right?
that's been know to happen ,hasn't it?
Or they steal your ideas to make them look good, has that happened to you?
generally their happy to just take credit for the work you've done, isn't that enough?
Are you looking to take credit for what you've done?
would recognition be a better word ?
Would you like a trophy, plaque, or a bonus?
What does the bonus consist of?
got a pen for 15years service :icon_smile_big: does that count ?
Does a pen count?
depends on wether it went to school or not doesn't it?
Was it paying attention to the teacher?
was she chewing it's end ? :D
Which end?
does the wrong end leave a stain ?
Or, is it just a new tattoo?
can you tell ?
Do I have permission?
to tell ?
Who do I ask for permission to tell?
do they have permission to give permission ?
Who gives the executive order?
does anyone really know ?
Does the Shadow know?
does mom ?
Who told Mom?
Will dad know?
Who told Dad that someone told Mom?
15,000 :scratchchin:
Doesn't dad know best?
Isn't that true only when Mom is not home? :lol:
Isn't that when he can wear the pants in the family?
If dad gets to wear the pants...what are the other family members wearing?
He only wears them if momma says it's OK, right?
what if there is no momma to give the ok ?
Where is momma?
Did she run off with the fuller brush man or the door ta door bible preacher ?? ??
Is momma working the streets?
Or is she looking to get a good workout?
who could give her a good workout?
Could it be you?
I could, but I think I know someone who would not approve.....same as you?
Who in their right mind wouldn't approve?
one's significant other may not approve, right or left mind.....right?
But you can't be sure, can you?
do you want to risk it ?
Does she come with a bunk bed?
don't think anybody comes in a bunk bed do they ? ;D
Can one be supplied?
would you have to build it yourself ?
should I build a bunk for two?
Will the double bunk be on top?
isn't the double usually on the bottom ?
Could we do both?
doesn't a double do away with the top and bottom arrangement?
What about two sets of bunkbeds?
Are we going to share?
I think ill let you have them fed ,is that acceptable? :angel:
Suits me. What will you be doing?
tending the fire outside ? ;D
Isn't the fire down below?
who put it there?
would rectinol help ?
would stop eating hot curry help?
What's the appeal of eating spicy stuff?
Are we talking about stuff or food?
Which do you eat? :popcrn:
I like to eat both, do you?
Do you mind if I just eat food?
Stuff can be good too you know.........that's not a question, is it?
I don't think it was, was it?
It can be what ever you want it to be, right?
Can a crop duster be a racer?
so that's speedy pest destruction ,right ?
Could it be so?
What could it be?
Is it a plane?
or is it a fast car ?(no crop no pest :icon_smile_big:)
Can it be both?
Is it a mutant?
Could it be mutant ninja turtles?
Or could it be cabbage patch dolls?
what as the "pest " ?
Are they pests or are they mutants?
Are mutants pests?
are there pesty mutants?
Don't you mean pesky?
No I mean pesty as in "pest" I'm an Aussie, aren't I?
actually we don't use the word pesky here, it's pesty. funny huh?
Does your birth certificate say you're an Aussie?
They must have similar meanings, because we use "pesky" instead of "pesty" "Pesty" gets highlighted by spell check :lol:
Should I go and have a look?
That's because spell check is provided by Microsoft. If it was provided by an Aussie company, it would pass.
Do you know where it is?
You can change the language on the computer.
No I don't do you?
I have mine set on English but the spell check is still American. (on the forum at any rate)
What makes you think I know where your bc is at?
Just got electricity again. :woohoo:
You know an awful lot of things don't you?
Are you testing me?
I see Skip is up to something tonight :lol:
Are you up for it?
up to no good as usual or up to his 5th drink ha ha!!
Would you like to test me to see if I'm ready?
Do you have a pencil handy?
Does it have to be a number 2 pencil?
Would you prefer a lead pencil?
Does a number 2 pencil have lead in it?
have you been eating pencils ?
Or just licking them?
Why would anyone want to do that?
I never did chew on pencils :eek2:
why does anyone want to do anything?
me either
Wouldn't they get bored if they didn't do anything?
if their boring aren't they doing something ?
Are they boring a hole?
boring ,drilling its the same thing isn't it ?
What are they drilling a hole in?
Could they be drilling for oil?
Is that profitable?
could they be drilling a hole in the wall to see what's on the other side ?
Why not just go around the wall?
what if there's no door ?
Am I surrounded by 4 walls with no doors or windows?
what if your in a round room ?
Am I in the oval office?
is the one and only with you ?
What if I'm the only one?
Would you prefer to be two?
then there would be someone else for them to point their finger at wouldn't there ?
Could you point the finger at yourself?
does it work that way ?
As long as you don't poke your eye out, I think it can work, don't you?
suppose picking your nose is poking isn't it ?
When you got far enough up there and arrived at your destination.........did you ever send anyone a postcard?
What sort of postcard should I send?
How about one of the splendid views?
Can I just recommend them to go there instead?
would the postcard not be cheaper?
Does it give the same experience?
Would it be preferable?
Which would you prefer?
personally, prefer the cheaper answer, don't you?
are you a cheepskate?
Why would you not want to go there instead if given the opportunity?
Maybe because it looks better on a postcard than in real?
Did something happen in between the time the postcard pic was taken and now?
wasn't the finger climbing up the nose to reach it's destination?
What was the finger reaching for?
it was a destination, wasn't it?
What is the destination?
was in the vicinity of a nose, wasn't it?
What is your finger doing around your nose?
some might be picking it, maybe?
picking or poking what's the difference ?
What about where your from?
I know there is more then one meaning to "poking".......can the same be said about "picking"?
Have you bothered to look it up?
do you think I need to? :lol:
why did you tell me to look it up ? I did and still don't know :shruggy:
What about it don't you understand?
isn't it really simple ?
if you pick make sure you flick ,cause if you lick your sick :lol:
Looks simple to me, what about you?
:smilielol: Gotta remember that one :smilielol:
How complex can it actually be?
I heard that it helps build immunity against some diseases. No one knows for sure though.
do you want to be a volunteer to test it?
Isn't it best never to volunteer anything?
don't volunteers get rewarded in other ways ?
What ways would be best?
perhaps you could tell us?
Hmm, I could tell you plenty but do you want to hear it?
would it be OK to tell on a family site such as this?
is this really a family site ?" :o
Yes but do you really want an ear full?
depends on the family, right?
id be more worried about who's trying to fill my ear and with what ,right ?
I for one don't want my ears full of anything........what did you say?
could your ears be full of earwax?
If I stick a wick in, will they light up?
like Shrek?
Do I have to follow in someone's foot steps?
If you saw Shrek, that would show you how, right?
What if I want to go my own way?
isn't "doing your own thing" encouraged?
Don't you know the first thing about being married? :icon_smile_big:
what if you know about the last thing instead? ;D
Why did you skip past the middle?
isn't that to complicated ?
Isn't what's the middle the best part?
doesn't that depend on what it is the you are in the middle of?
Am I in the middle of something I can't get out of?
perhaps you don't want to get out of it?
doesn't being in the middle mean you can head in any direction?
ah , but they follow you and harass you doesn't matter what direction you run . don't they ?
Can you put on a disguise?
Which costume do you recommend?
is that any way to live ?
There are many ways to live aren't there?
Do you mind if I live in harmony?
Is that a nice place?
directions on how to get there ? :icon_smile_big:
Can you swing by my place?
Are you wanting to go too?
Can I go too?
Are we all going?
Should I rent a fun bus?
Will the driver know where to take us?
Should we get the driver a GPS?
Would he know how to use it?
How do you know the driver is a he?
Is the driver wearing a dress?
Or is he dressed to drive?
Is he even dressed?
Is he even able to drive?
How much has the driver had to drink?
Can we stick a measuring tape down his throat ?
Should we use a yard stick instead?
Could we just check his gauge instead?
Are we done with him yet?
Can we hire a female model instead?
hint hint
To get us there do you mean?
Can you afford one?
To get us there do you mean?
do female models know how to drive ?
I doubt it :slap: :lol:
Can we find out?
aren't they used to being driven ? :D
I was under the impression they liked to ride cowgirl. Am I wrong?
Are you talking driving them like a horse?
Are we there yet?
is that on a bull ?
In 8 seconds?
where are we going again?
did the model on the bull distract you ?
did you get there in 8 seconds?
have to be an awfully good model on a really good bull wouldn't it ? :icon_smile_big:
Will she need to ride bareback?
does her saddle have a horn ? :angel:
Is she riding a mechanical bull?
(http://www.frumpzilla.com/image_gallery/Thong-Bull-Riding.jpg)
Why did you have to go and spoil my lovely day dream?
I was dreaming I was the bull
are you clockwork? ;D
Do you really want to be the bull?
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h188/kgmdawg84/ae_bull_091107.jpg)
can I be the saddle ?
Do you have a saddle horn?
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000826701/polls_MechanicalBullRide_3011_22473_poll_xlarge.jpeg)
i'm sure one could be arranged at short notice , but what would she hang on to then ?
Is there a rope she can hang on to?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AHqdusv_VzM/TmUgbyEtRMI/AAAAAAAAAq8/mzlLwyxQt28/s400/bikinibull3.jpg)
Are we taking a trip or are we already on it?
Aren't you enjoying the ride?
(http://rebelshonkytonkaustin.com/galleries/large/634838130007031253.jpg)
That's enough :cheers:
Very much, just desperate to get there. :icon_smile_big:
Why let it end?
Quote from: Fred on November 24, 2013, 03:04:28 AM
Very much, just desperate to get there. :icon_smile_big:
And that's not even a question....I'm losing the plot.
Would you prefer to be greedy?
Would you think less of me if I said yes?
Not at all. Or, is there enough to go around?
How can there be with four of us?
(although I see two have already jumped ship)
Should someone go and get more?
I noticed. I was under the impression someone wanted to see some beauty pix, then they run off :shruggy:
Is there someplace you can get them?
They are proving to be extremely fickle tonight!
Are they available at the store?
can't you get anything if you know where to look ?
knowing where to look is only part of it......isn't the other part can you afford it when you find it?
Mind if I bum a buck?
is that stripper money ?
would a buck get you much?
If you get enough, don't they add up?
yes they add up.....but don't you need a lotta "bumming" to get what you want?
Can't I just bum once and score big?
Do you want to borrow some money?
could I afford the interest?
Is there interest among friends?
doesn't it always take some form?
Personally, if a friend does anything for me, I, at some point in time, intend to do more in return. Interest, so to speak. :yesnod:
Is the form worth looking at?
To a friend your money lend.............lose your money and your friend!
shouldn't the form be considered?
I'm friendly with a lot of people.......I have few friends. Keeping the standard high, kinda keeps that from happening.
Should the form be looked at for consideration?
Usually (not always but more often than not) when they become friends is when I find out that they're idiots! :icon_smile_big:
that would be smart, wouldn't it?
Know what you mean......and I have a very low tolerance for idiots. I've learned to avoid idiots long before they get close enough to be called friends. :yesnod:
Is their anyone smart enough to be smart?
I must have been absent the day tolerance was handed out. I have none. Except for animals of course.
a lot of people THINK they are, aren't there?
Does thinking it make you it?
I think....a lot of thing I do not want to be, how about you?
if your smart enough to think your smart ,isn't it only a matter of time before you find out your not as smart as you thought you were ?
don't some people....never learn?
But what if you're not smart and only think you're smart?
I would rather be smarter then I think I am, then the other way around, wouldn't you?
if you think your dumb is it a surprise to find out your not ?
In the case of the other, would you know the difference or is ignorance bliss?
Quote from: polywideblock on November 24, 2013, 09:13:53 PM
if you think your dumb is it a surprise to find out your not ?
But how would you find out?
would someone have to tell you ?
would you believe them?
if you were smart you would wouldn't you?
But what if you were dumb?
like a plank of wood you mean ?
don't we all have that feeling sometimes of "how could I be that dumb?"
And do we sometimes think......geez, I'm clever?
normally after doing a dumb thing and getting away with it right ? :icon_smile_big:
Are you speaking from experience?
What makes you think I've done it before?
haven't we ALL done it before? :icon_smile_big:
Is that a confession? :lol:
Isn't doing it the only way to learn?
Can't you learn by watching someone else doing it?
But doesn't practice make perfect?
I'm a hands on sort of guy. :icon_smile_big:
I am too :cheers:
Can you get it perfect?
Will it take many tries?
Didn't you do it right the first time?
He must have, he's only been married once, right?
Fred's been married twice. Is that who you're talking about?
Didn't I say practice makes perfect? :icon_smile_big:
:lol:
If that's what it takes to get it right, practice and practice to get perfection, right?
Should I be taking notes?
Will you have to eat them later?
Under what condition would I have to eat my notes?
What conditions do you like?
Do you want the hot and steaming?
Can we make it 75 degrees Fahrenheit year round?
It's currently 25 degrees outside right now
Don't you like your 4 seasons?
what's that in Celsius?
Can I have my 4 seasons and still have the same temps?
-4 degrees
Do want you a season without the chance of tornados?
we just had high winds that were moving your way, so stay safe.
Not in your country, right?
YUK! just watching on the news, snow drifts everywhere.
Can I do without the twisters?
It's supposed to stay to the south of me. I'm north of Joplin that got wiped out by a EF 5 twister a couple years ago.
Would twister sister be better?
Can I have a Duster instead?
Would a feather duster work?
Isn't a Dust Buster better?
Have you got dust that needs busting?
Doesn't everyone?
I'm not sure, do they?
Will you start a poll to find out?
Will we need a polling booth?
Do you have one?
No, do you?
Shall we go rent one?
will you trust me to build one?
Do you have a set of blue prints to go by?
Can I use the Grand Tetons as my template?
Can I contemplate this for a little bit?
Well if you really have to but can you get on with it?
I'm sorry. Is there something else you'd rather do? :popcrn:
I had my heart set on building a polling booth in the shape of the Tetons, do you want to spoil it for me?
isn't that a bit ambitious ?
Could it be a half scale replica?
that's a lot of scale mathematics isn't it ?
Would it take him a while to build a half scale?
Will a half pint be easier?
would half a quart make it easier ?
Why not just get a full barrel?
what are you pickling again ?
Don't you want a dill on a stick?
Could I have a bird in the hand instead?
Wouldn't you rather have two in the bush?
Would you like bush's baked beans instead?
Are you making coneys?
Would you like one?
May I have extra cheese?
Do you want your bun toasted too?
Do you have that available as well?
Do you want one for your girlfriend?
Where's dawg? :shruggy:
Isn't she watching her figure?
Good question :shruggy: :scratchchin: He hasn't been on for about 5 days.
is she watching it or are you ?
Would she watch it more if I did?
Congrats on the 11,000 :cheers:
would she notice you watching ?
:woohoo: wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said something :shruggy:
Would she like you watching?
:woohoo: drinks on poly
don't they all ? secretly :scratchchin:
Do they all have secrets?
Isn't the best kept secrets lies anyway?
Do liars have the best kept secrets?
What did your parents tell you about lying?
was it the one about your nose growing if you lie ?
Did they treat you like a puppet?
do you mean were they pulling the strings ?
Were they puppeteers?
Can a puppet do things his way?
Are there strings attached doing it his way?
isn't it best to cut the strings yourself ?
Would that mean cutting ties?
like the ones to the apron string ?
Will the apron fall off if you cut them?
aren't they always to long ?
What would it take to shorten them?
Will the waitress let you shorten her strings on her apron?
Should we ask the waitress?
aren't the long strings for convenience ?
For the convenience of what?
for ease of removal ?
Are they called aperons cause apes wear them??? what do apes have for turkey day ???
will it bee cooked properly???????????????????????????????????????????????????? :D
I don't know, do you?
can we guess ?
Wouldn't you rather know for sure?
Is there a sure way of knowing?
Is there any identifying features to look for?
Would you be invisible if you don't have any?
Isn't transparency an identifying feature?
What if you don't have any?
you wouldn't be invisible would you ?
Did I say I want to be?
Aren't you the invisible man?
is invisible and inconspicuous the same thing ?
Are there two sides to a coin?
Does a token have the same number of sides as a coin?
what about the edge ?
Are you at the edge of reality?
i'm at the edge of something, do you know what it is ?
No I don't but is there something you can hang onto?
Are we playing charades now?
sounds like ?
I can't hear anything.......what should it sound like?
if you hear something could it be your computer thinking ?
Is your computer smarter than you?
it thinks it is doesn't it ?
It that the impression you get when it beats you at chess?
My computer is certainly smarter then I.....but I can tell it what to do.....can't you?
my computer is like my ex it shuts down without notice ;) does yours freeze without warning ?
Do you think I should keep it warm so it doesn't freeze?
would that work ?
Would you mind trying it and then let me know the results?
couldn't you do it easier ?
it might be raining but its 30 * C so no freezing :icon_smile_big:
What if it's too warm?
Sitting about 45 degree Fahrenheit here and sunny
will we just have to wait and see ?
There is other things you can try, isn't there?
my computer fits in the freezer but how do I see if it freezes? as I won't :icon_smile_big:
Will a microwave help defrost your computer?
would the computer help the microwave warm up ?
would a microwave blow up a computer?
if the computer is in the microwave and blows up does the microwave blow up to ?
wouldn't that depend on how powerful the computer explosion was?
What happens if the explosion occurred on the computer?
Are you popping popcorn on your computer?
Could my computer be popping like popcorn after a explosion?
is there a usb pop corn maker ?
Is there a app for that?
I phone popcorn ?
Can you get extra butter?
Couldn't we pop the popcorn the "old-fashioned" way, on the stove top and leave the computer out of it?
seems more efficient to pop popcorn with a popcorn popper, then to try popping popcorn with a computer, doesn't it?
Wouldn't you like your popcorn popper to send you an e mail to tell you when the popcorn is done?
couldn't you listen to the popping while typing ?
Can I look away from my i phone long enough to notice the popcorn is done popping?
how addicted to your I phone are you?
not having a Ifone, how could I be addicted to it?
What if I don't have one either?
could you not buy one if you wanted one?
Can you give me one good reason why I would want an I phone?
personally, I don't see why anyone wants one.....guess I'm not the type to walk around with my phone in my hand so I don't miss what someone else is eating for lunch......does that make sense to you?
Why not read it on Facebook, doesn't everyone post about everything there?
But who is "everyone" what if I'm only interested in "somebody"?
What if you're a nobody, do you still want somebody else?
Can "somebody" make you "something"
Can you do something to make somebody feel something?
What if someone has no feelings?
Should we give them some touching feelings?
Do you have any to spare?
How much would you like?
What if I need three bags full?
Would you mind three bag ladies instead?
:lol: Are their bags big enough to fit them?
Can you use them for their heads?
where will I put the rest of them?
Can you store them under you bed?
I can manage two, will you take the third?
I sure will, can you ship it?
Is there a paper bag big enough?
is this a question of "paper or plastic?"
If we put bag ladies into plastic bags, wouldn't they suffocate?
Should we use cardboard instead?
could you cut holes to let air in?
Should we cut some holes to see out of too?
Is there a chance the contents will escape?
could you keep the the holes small?
How many would you need?
Will two work?
could you try 4?
At which end?
Top?
Wouldn't the holes be better down the bottom?
Top would be better for beer intake, right?
Are you providing the bag ladies with beer?
How else would they make the journey?
would you need holes on the bottom to let ....stuff out?
Can't they just hold it?
Do you walk to work or take your lunch?
what if I buy my lunch at work ?
What if I eat my lunch while walking at work?
doesn't that give you indigestion ?
and what will you have when you get there?
no lunch left?
Is there anything else you can chew on?
could you chew on the bag?
didn't you throw the bag away?
Would a bag lunch be better?
Are you looking to recycle?
Isn't that good for the environment?
But is it good for your stomach?
I recycle everything I eat, doesn't everyone?
Are some of us better at it than others?
isn't recycling just robbing a future garbage miner ?
wouldn't he rather mine for gold instead?
isn't the gold all gone ?
they recon that in the "future" people will mine old rubbish tips ,reclaimed land etc. for bottles metal etc. :yesnod:
What about Emeralds?
they also say we'll have to eat grasshoppers as there won't be enough beef to go around. Not in my life time. I'll become a vegetarian before I start eating insects.
don't you prefer sapphires
aren't there plenty of bardy grubs down your way ?
Is there money to be made mining for mines?
Yes but I prefer Morton Bay grubs instead.
if you mine into someone else's mine isn't that robbing and plundering ?
Would they have to know?
Is the other miner on lunch break?
Or did he have a breakdown?
Did he have a mental breakdown or a mechanical breakdown?
Is he a machine?
wouldn'tt a machine rust in place like the tin man?
isn't that what an oil can is for ? :icon_smile_big:
worked for the tin man, didn't it?
should we ask the wizard ?
you mean the wonderful wizard of......where was that again? :icon_smile_big:
Oz...........not to be confused with Aussie land, or is it?
that movie confused me when I was a kid.....did it you?
flying monkeys scared the ++++ out of me
Where is Oz anyway? Or should I say......what is it?
would have saved you a lot of time and effort. :icon_smile_big:
never got it, did you?
maybe cuz I was like 5.....didn't take much effort to scare me.....my lady laughs at me, I still don't like that movie.
I've got to be honest and say I've never watched it. Is there something wrong with me?
from my point of view....no, nothing wrong with you, is there?
Can I say I'm perfect? :icon_smile_big:
you can say it, but will people believe it?
Repetition is the answer right?
you repeat something often enough and sooner or later people will start to believe.
isn't it if you repeat something often enough you start to believe it ?
Are you talking about lying, if you lie often enough you start to believe it, right?
I believe I'm perfect does that mean I'm right or lying to myself?
That's called dreaming, when are you going to wake up?
What if I day dream it instead?
Is that a wet day dream?
I'm perfect in any dream but have you got a towel if I need one?
I have a terrible towel from the Pittsburgh Steelers, will that work?
What if I'm not into terrible?
What are you in?
Would I be in Australia?
If I is in Australia, we are you?
Could I be 3 miles south of you as the boomerang flies?
Where is me?
Isn't it "woe is me"? (shame and scandal in the family)
Did something happen to me to make me sad?
You're lost aren't you?
Isn't you in Australia, 3 miles North of I?
No I'm 3 miles south of you...........you are lost, aren't you?
Why didn't you leave me with the map?
Didn't you take off before I could give it to you?
:wave:
Is he too quick?
Am I nimble?
Good night :wave:
did you jump over the candle stick ?
in todays world of warning labels......shouldn't the candle have a warning about jumping over a lit candle?
in how many languages ?
jack wasn't nimble jack wasn't quick jack burnt his dick on the candle stick :icon_smile_big:
What good is a warning label if you can't read it?
:lol: :2thumbs:
Should we only have one language in the world?
isn't that the universal language of love ? :D
doesn't something about love have a "universal" fit?
your quite the poet, poly :2thumbs:
do some fit better than others ?
:cheers:
Does it fit better if it's expensive?
don't worry about the fit does it feel better if its expensive ?
are not they all expensive in one way or another? :angel:
some cost more than others ,is that what you mean ?
wouldn't a better way to put it....some are worth more then others? :D
would that depend on wether there's a chance that a significant other could read this ?
actually.....she's a very trusting type......can you believe it?
I'm a lucky guy......I can look, joke and :drool5:.....but I DAMM sure do not touch :yesnod: Besides......she looks too. :lol:
that makes you one of the lucky ones doesn't it ?
:cheers:
wouldn't it be great if more were like this?
I sooooo know it. Looking back....25+ years with the ex......I never could fully trust her. My lady......is what it is supposed to be like.
we can only hope cant we ?
there still hope then ? 25 years down the drain :brickwall:
isn't it best to not give up hope?
I got 4 pretty good kids out of it......so not a total waste. But with my lady....I now know what I was missing. We have almost nothing in common, yet we trust each other completely. Every good man deserves a good women.
You can hope all you like and then what?
perhaps we will be lucky?
And what if you're not?
after wasting 25+ years.....aren't I entitled to be lucky?
Why didn't you just waste two years like I did?
maybe you are smarter then I?
Once we had kids.......I stayed.......
Shall we compare notes?
I married her for the sake of the kid............BIG mistake.
think we would find common ground?
In some ways......big mistake to stay together. Hard on the kids. She was a bitch.
Are we commoners?
So was mine but luckily I was rescued.
well, on my mothers side.....supposedly have some royal blood......how about you?
I take responsibility for what I did wrong.....but I'll never forgive her for what she did to the kids. Only one still talks to her. Nuff said
My name is Fred King (I don't mean to brag) so blue blood definitely flows through my veins, right?
seems you have me beat, don't you?
It's good to be King! Can you forgive me?
Will I be able to forget?
is Fred forgettable?
Is something lovable forgettable?
is Fred lovable?
Should I be blowing my own horn?
Did you have beans again for dinner?
could the horn be said to have bad breath?
Would you like me better if I smelt like roses?
Where were the roses grown?
Would that really matter?
Are you looking for a fact or opinion?
does the fertilizer used affect the smell?
Only if it's swallowed, right?
Why would anyone swallow fertilizer?
To help them grow?
Are they growing watermelons?
And if they are, are they growing them in pairs?
Why would they need to be in pairs?
melons ,puppies same thing right ?
Are they known by any other name?
we could try jugs if you like ,is that more appropriate?
Why not call them by their proper name?
Why should we be formal?
Can we use another language?
Which do you recommend?
Could we use Navajo?
Don't we risk our code being broken?
Can we use it in conjunction with a German Enigma machine?
German Enigma Machine? that's an enigma in itself isn't it?
Didn't we crack it?
I thought we stole it and cracked it. right?
Didn't we take the whole sub?
What will we do with it now?
Don't we still have it somewhere?
Is it at the bottom of your pool?
Didn't I put it in my tub?
Are you talking about the Yellow submarine?
Isn't pink a better color for a sub?
Can we paint it?
Wouldn't you rather use a marker?
Who has a spray gun?
Maybe we should use stencils?
Which way do I hold the stencil?
Should we use masking tape?
Can we just go at it willy nilly?
Will that cause chaos?
What if we take it in turns?
Can I be last?
why last ? :eek2:
Would you like to draw straws?
If I begged would you go first?
Are you asking me to draw the first straw or asking me to just go first?
I'm asking MoparNut to go first.........are we going single file?
Are you being nice?
Do you doubt it?
Why should I?
Big day planned :wave:
Should I doubt you?
:wave:
Do you trust yourself?
:wave:
If you can't trust yourself...who can you trust?
what if you've got a split personality, could you trust the "other" one ?
What happens if you don't know which "other" one is the "one"?
could you end up with a conversation like "I'm the one"....."no you aren't, I am!"....."no, I am".....?
That might happen, couldn't it?
could it be confusing....or entertaining?
wouldn't it be both ?
confusing for you and entertaining for everyone else
for me....confusion is a way of life.......how about you?
didn't you hear ?
I broke free of the confusion its been 5 years now :icon_smile_big:
Can you tell us about it?
you really want to know?
it's because I am old and decrepit, thus deserving of pity
will it be an earful?
Are you all ears?
If I am, what happened to the rest of me?
Did you fall down the hole?
If I did, why did my ears stay behind?
Did you not take them down the Rabbit Hole?
What would they be doing down the rabbit hole?
You weren't wearing them when you fell down the Rabbit hole with Alice?
If I were, they're not there now. Have I now lost my ears as well as my grey thingy?
Did you look behind the cracked mirror for your grey thingy?
good night :wave:
No, where's the cracked mirror now?
:wave:
Did you toss it away?
Did the monkey take the cracked mirror again?
wouldn't they cut their fingers ?
Under whose authority were the monkeys allowed to play with the broken mirror?
Could it be the monkey goddess?
Is there one?
Am I supposed to know?
Well, do you know if there is one?
have you seen the show monkey ?
Where was it at?
on TV back in the late 80's early 90's about king of the monkeys and Tripitaka .have you seen it ?
Was it available in the U.S.?
Was it available in Vic? :icon_smile_big: :shruggy:
I remember the show "The Hathaways" they had 3 monkeys instead of kids
Have I heard of it before?
Wouldn't you do best to ask yourself?
Do I answer myself? :popcrn:
I know I do, does that make me Abe Normal?
are you looking for brains ? ;D
monkey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(TV_series)
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Am I the scarecrow?
I don't see a scarecrow, what are you looking at?
Good funny movie that. (Young Frankenstein) remember how he tried to stuff all the chocolates in his mouth to hide the fact that he'd been eating them and instead leaving the evidence all around his mouth?
Am I looking at the screen showing the Wizard of Oz?
I've heard of the movie, but haven't seen it. I don't watch too many movies.
I thought we were looking at Monkey........am I wrong?
I've never seen either I get nothing when I click on the link.
What channel do I tune into?
Don't ask me........wasn't it poly that brought it up?
What did you do with Poly?
Wasn't it you?
Is Poly in a pocket?
If he is, who's pocket would he be in?
who said I was in someone's pocket ?
try it now just copy and paste into destination window ? :shruggy: the bit at the top
Are you playing pocket pool?
have you heard of bar pool ?
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Looks cool, is it played the same as regular pool?
don't know only played on one of these tables once and didn't know what it was or rules :shruggy: do you have them over there ?
I think we do, are they called bumper pool over there?
Are you talking about over here or over there?
would that depend on wether your over here or over there ? :icon_smile_big:
If I'm over here, does that put you over there?
aren't I over here to ?
Where do I fit in?
Do you want to squeeze yourself in the middle? :icon_smile_big:
Who would I be in between? :scratchchin:
How many of us are there?
Is everyone present to get a head count?
Who gets the honour?
Who gets the honor of what?
of counting heads, what else?
buying the next round ?
Do you mind if I buy the next round, if you count the heads?
Is counting heads going to cost me?
what if some have two heads ?
Are you looking at a double headed coin?
is that cheating ?
Or is it like looking yourself in the mirror?
Am I in a House of Mirrors?
Why do you ask?
If someone is looking for me, won't they be confused?
Have you found yourself?
Where would I look?
Should you look in another place?
what if your lost ?
What did you do with my compass?
Who stole Strokers compass?
was it stolen or did he loose it ?
Did the same person that took my compass, take Poly's marbles and Fred's grey thingy?
Could it be the flying Monkey's this time?
didn't they crash and burn ?
Is there another thief out there?
do you mean someone that's into marbles compasses and rubber thingy's ?
Are we naming and shaming?
Has anyone spoken up?
Should we hire a private detective?
Do you have one in mind?
Will inspector gadget do?
Is he willing to take on the case?
will he say wowsers ?
Did he find something amazing?
doesn't he always ?
Are you following him around?
Isn't he hard to keep up with?
Well, aren't you athletic enough to keep up with him?
Can I swing from tree to tree?
Are you George of the Jungle?
or is that shame of the jungle ?
Can someone tell that monkey that is not a paddle! ?
do you think he's near sighted ?
Or is looking to do a bit of bungie jumping?
have you seen the show ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOLCYiqm1b0
Never even heard of it before, first I've seen of it. A person can't know everything, right?
don't they say you learn something new every day ?
Is it true?
don't they also say only believe half of what you read ?
What if you only read half to start with?
What are you doing with the other half? :popcrn:
Can I wrap my fish in it?
What is the reason for wrapping your fish in what you believe in?
I guess I'm helping get Miss Lumpy going again.
Does it have to make sense?
give me a minute
Are you saying it's a mute point to make sense of what you're doing?
Is one mans sense another mans dollar? :icon_smile_big:
Are you willing to pay me to make sense of what you're doing?
Can I pay you in knowledge?
Does your sense transfer into cents?
If it did I wouldn't have to pay you in knowledge right?
Does that mean you have no sense at all? :lol:
If I had any sense would I be paying you in cents?
If this was ancient times, could you not pay me in scents?
Will you come away intoxicated?
Miss Lumpy's on the move.
What scents are you offering?
When it gets a new gas tank
Will the intoxicating kind do?
well, I'm not pushing it. lol
Do you have any other selections?
I'm not either
Are you looking a gift horse in the mouth?
don't they tell you not to do that ?
Will Mr. Ed care?
depends on wether its the peanut butter method or the hand slipped up the kiber method wouldn't it ?
Which method do you think will work the best for this condition?
shouldn't we be asking mr ed ?
Didn't he ride off into the sunset with Silver?
that high ho silver ?
Is there another Silver I don't know about?
what about the silver bullet ?
Isn't that a car instead of a horse?
Isn't the silver bullet a train on the Coors commercial?
so what do they kill werewolves with then ? :icon_smile_big:
A bullet made from silver, right?
would that be a silver bullet ? :yesnod:
Where can I get one?
Are you wanting to play werewolf apocalypse?
Do I need to be worried about werewolves?
aren't people more worried about zombies these days ?
whats a werewolf :shruggy:
Should we worry about a zombie apocalypse?
Watch the movie twilight
always partial to the chupacabra my self what about you ?
Isn't a werewolf a man that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
that's how the story goes isn't it ?
Or is it a wolf who turns into a man during the day?
isn't that just normal ? :D
Aren't we all normal until we get married? :icon_smile_big:
but it doesn't wear off ,do you think there's any hope ?
What if I said all hope is lost?
then what do we go through the motions for ?
For the sake of something to do?
but couldn't we just do nothing ?
Would that put your brain to sleep?
Are you counting sheep to attract your inner wolf?
Could I be counting sheep to see how many I've got?
How often do you count them?
sounds like kiwi syndrome ,do you think about sheep a lot ? :icon_smile_big:
Don't you think about them when you want a rack of lamb?
How does a kiwi find his sheep in tall grass?
Don't sheep run from Kiwi?
If they know what's good for them, right?
Beautiful! :D
Do they understand why they are running?
aren't they just following the leader?
Well then, why are you running?
but what if i'm sitting ?
Are you running in a wheelchair?
Do you have a hoveround?
Why doesn't a Hoveround hover like a hovercraft?
Do you have the answer?
if I had the answer do you think i'd be sitting here ?
Are you standing behind your computer?
that would be one barren workstation wouldn't it ?
Why haven't you decorated your work station?
Should it be decorated with a theme in mind?
What theme did you have in mind?
Should I light it up like a Christmas tree?
being a work station wouldn't it be better to just burn it to the ground ?
Is it possible to rig the lights to make it appear accidental?
Are you willing to explain to the boss what happened?
was it a accident ?
what did bart used to say :scratchchin:
Is that your excuse?
I never watched the Simpsons :eek2:
Are you sticking to your story?
that's the only thing to do isn't it ?
kids all watched it was funny at first but got old fast " nobody saw me, you can't prove a thing "
Couldn't you make up another one? (story)
why fix it if it isn't broken ?
When you get to our age, if it isn't broke shouldn't we fix it before it does?
That's called preventive maintenance, right?
Shouldn't you do that no matter how old you are?
what about those of us just intending to drive ourselves into the ground ?
Why would someone want to crash?
who said anything about crashing ?
don't go to doc's or hospital unless I have to :yesnod:
When you drive yourself into the ground, aren't you crashing?
I don't go either. Last time I went was when my foot went under the mower. Still have all my toes, just trimmed the toenail
only if i'm flying a plane ,right?
that's called a close call
Could you crash a blimp into the ground as well?
On that aspect, I can say I'm lucky or someone was watching over me. Maybe both.
would that make a bigger hole ?
How big of a hole do you need?
Will a hole big enough to fit Hindenburg do?
is that big enough ?
Do you have a ruler?
Why measure? :lol:
which are we measuring depth or width ?
Shouldn't we measure the height as well?
how do you measure the height of a hole ?
Have you seen a hole in a wall?
isn't that the height above the ground of the hole not the height of the hole itself ? :icon_smile_big:
Which part of the hole are you measuring?
is it to the top or to the middle ?
Don't we need the shape of the hole in question to determine how to measure it??
what if its just "hole "shaped ?
Is it a half hole or a whole hole?
isn't half a hole just a small hole ? :scratchchin:
Would that make it a whole hole then?
isn't a whole hole just a wall
Are you saying there is no hole?
if there is no hole its whole isn't it ?
The wall or the hole?
isn't a whole hole a wall ?
Is a black hole just a wall then?
is it a wall between dimensions ? :scratchchin:
Isn't it just a theory?
everything's a theory until someone does it isn't it ?
Have you walked through walls?
never tried it have you ?
Would you believe I have? I do it while the building is being built and there is no sheetrock on the walls :yesnod:
the real trick would be to do it with the sheetrock wouldn't it ?
In that case, couldn't I just use the door?
is that a hole ? :icon_smile_big:
Is the door open or closed?
what if its half open ?
Wouldn't that still make it a hole?
but the hole hasn't got any smaller has it ?
Are you saying the hole isn't smaller, but just blocked?
is it constipated ?
What is trying to get out?
could you try a dose of caster oil ?
Are you suggesting that I try some?
Never have :angel:
Are talking about the upper or lower hole?
Which one is the door?
The lower one looks like crap, so don't you want to bang on the upper one?
Doesn't that depend on which side is up?
is this another trick question like how high is a whole hole ?
Isn't Moparnut talking about girls?
are you saying one holes as good as another ?
Or, is he saying one hole is preferred over the other?
can a mistake be made in the dark ?
Will she allow you to turn the lights on?
if she does is she a keeper ?
Would you keep her, if she is a keeper?
what does she keep ?
Could she be keeping Charger's hidden?
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Isn't Moparnut talking about girls?
Didn't even think about girls, but I guess they would fit into this.
Is a Charger Victoria's Secret?
Tells you where my mind is at :lol:
could there be a secret charger in Victoria ?
Does Victoria secret have charger's in stock?
are they a secret ?
How can we get Victoria to tell her secret?
haven't we had this conversation before ?
Are we experiencing de ja vu?
is tomorrow another day ?
Does tomorrow ever come?
when you get to tomorrow is yesterday today ?
Wouldn't today be yesterday instead if we made it to tomorrow?
its getting to tomorrow that's the trick isn't it?
Has anyone gotten there and made it back to today?
if they got there they'd have to get back to yesterday wouldn't they ?
Wouldn't our today be their yesterday?
Wouldn't that be Australia compared to the U.S.?
do you mean I'm living your tomorrow today ?
Would you rather live today because tomorrow may never come?
any day you wake up alive is a good one isn't it ?
Won't we find out soon enough?
Will tomorrow ever come?
after midnight?
Wouldn't tomorrow become today at that time?
What's the point of "yesterday" if you can't get back to it?
aren't you supposed to look back fondly at yesterday ?
what if I want to re live it?
do you have a time machine ?
Will a street machine with a clock do?
don't you need a flux capacitor ?
Will a reverse gear do?
how well do you go backwards ?
I get your point.......should I try a U-turn instead?
what if that upsets the time /space continuum ?
Can you just push the reset button?
wouldn't that finish it rather than starting it ?
Why would you want to restart yesterday?
could today have been a bad day ?
What if I liked yesterday better?
can I agree with you on that one ? :cheers:
What will you give me if I say yes?
Did I miss something wonderful yesterday?
Can you go back and find out?
Could I just hope for tomorrow?
Are you hoping in vain?
Would that be vain?
I prefer the vine don't you?
I'll stick to barley ,is that alright with you?
What makes you think I'd have a problem with it?
isn't it polite to ask?
Is that the way you were raised? :yesnod:
manors were important in my house how about yours ?
Did you say yes sir/mam and no sir/mam?
Did your manors go that far in the household?
Mine didn't, but knew them anyway :yesnod:
I never had to say anything like that, did you all eat dinner together?
Don't you only do that on the holidays?
Mainly on Thanksgiving, what about yours?
How come not on Easter and Christmas as well?
off with the in-laws ?
Don't they sit down to family dinner as well?
don't you have to have two dinners ?
one for each family
Shouldn't you consider yourself lucky that both families want to get together?
I have some in one family that like to get together, unfortunately, no one else was chipping in. No more dinners on that side.
still get invited to sister in laws for family Christmas lunch :shruggy: is that strange ?
try being with the one that no longer talks to anyone in her family ,what fun ;D
At least it's a family get together, isn't it?
What about those that just play on the phone or the computer the whole time?
Of is it affair with the sister in law?
Isn't that dangerous waters to be playing with the wife's sister?
Is it still dangerous waters if the wife is watching?
hell no :slap: the whole family is nuts don't you know ?
So far it's just my mother in law that's nuts, my wife keep busy doing her chores. How long did it take in the marriage before your ex acted nuts?
I think the secret is keeping them busy doing housework. :lol:
isn't that just normal for them ?
right from the get go just didn't realise it at the time :yesnod:
They wanted to be treated equal right?
if your treating her equally are you doing the housework ? ;D
What's housework? :scratchchin:
isn't it that thing that woman do when your not at home ?
Isn't that what they're supposed to do instead of watching tv and reading romance novels?
sound like your talking for experience ,are you ?
Do you mind if I reflect back on my childhood?
How far back do you need to go to reflect on your childhood?
was it last century ? :icon_smile_big:
Or just yesterday?
or does it just seem the last century?
wasn't it really last century but ?
isn't the reality of the century...... relative?
what do relatives have to do with it ?
don't they always confuse things?
I thought it was them that's confused isn't it ?
Depends on which side of your relatives you are talking about right?
isn't there an old saying.....you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your relatives?
Would one of your relatives pick your nose?
I will not admit to being related to any of my relatives......so do you think I would want them too?
why would you want someone else's finger up your nose ?
Is that better than having their finger up your butt?
given the choice wouldn't you take none of the above ?
If I agree, does that mean we're on the same webpage?
could it just mean that we don't like people sticking their fingers in any of our orifices ? :yesnod:
NOT talking relatives here......but when the subject is fingers and orifices, wouldn't it depend on whose finger and whose orifice? :angel:
if its my orifice I don't care who's finger it is it ain't going in any orifice :yesnod: do you agree ?
What about using your own finger in someone else orifice?
couldn't you think of another appendage?
Was you wanting to use your tail?
who's got a tail ?
Don't we all?
are you talking like swing through the trees tail ?
Do I look like Tarzan?
do you look like shame ?
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Any relation to George?
isn't he his rude cousin ? his mates name is June :yesnod:
Does George know he's related?
Never seen it.
Are you talking about curious George or George of the jungle?
aren't we talking about shame of the jungle ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moa_9b2YtAY
Did we get off topic somewhere?
which topic would that be ? :icon_smile_big:
Do you have a certain topic in mind?
Should we discuss a hot topic?
Is it too hot to handle?
like a fry pan ?
Or is it a branding iron?
have the "bambi brigade" got them banned over there yet ?
Good question, I think they use chips, what about over there?
think they use ear tags now
That's more humane, do you think they should use branding irons on ex spouses?
What letter would you brand them with?
wouldn't that be an X right in the middle of their forehead ?
I would brand a "B" on their forehead, what else would you use?
Wouldn't branding the ex spouse pertain to you as well?
Wouldn't that mean I married myself?
I couldn't lose that way.
can you take yourself to court over there ?
your name tattooed on your ex's ass?
Wouldn't you like it tattooed in a more public area of her body?
do you think we could use the "dirty nostril " today ?
Is she up for it?
Wouldn't she scream?
How could she if her mouth was full?
What is her mouth full of?
you don't remember the weekend?
did you go to a food fair ? ;D
did they have a clean up in aisle 69? :drool5:
Did someone spill some juice?
won't that make the floor sticky ?
Who said it's on the floor?
Did the juice make her sticky?
Isn't that honey?
was that her name ?
Hows that song go,,,little dust on her bottom,,???? :shruggy: :D :D :D :pity: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs:
never heard it ,who sings it ?
Wasn't that Aaron Tippin that sang it?
well that explains it doesn't it ?
I'm more the :METAL: type
Shouldn't you expand your musical tastes?
The song was Dust on the Bottle and sang by David Lee Murphy
I listen to everything except rap, what about you?
does George thorogood count ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYKJQnxiGv8
Should we "Move It On Over"?
by then i'll be long gone won't I ?
:cheers:
Isn't better than bad to the bone?
isnt bad to the bone the way she got dust on her bottom??
i like to change songs,,dust on the bottle,boring dust on her bottom ,,now there is a good mental picture in my book?? i know iam smiling :D :D :D :D :slap: :drool5: :drool5: :2thumbs:
Sounds like she needs a sponge bath, doesn't it?
wouldn't she get cold doing that ?
how about a spanking?
is that to warm her up ?
Isn't that for making her straighten up?
Love the movie McKlintock :lol:
Does she need to be discipline?
won't she want it kissed better later ?
Isn't it better to be kissed now than later?
don't you end up kissing their ass anyway ? :scratchchin:
I find it easier to have them walk ten paces behind you, right?
What keeps her from walking into you?
What about running?
Do you need feet for that?
Can a person with flat feet run?
would he be paddling along?
Wouldn't he actually be waddling?
Are his paddles causing him to waddle?
Has he been hanging out with the missing ducks and the monkeys with paddles?
What if he's never heard of them?
Should he Google it?
Is google the font of information?
Isn't Google king of the internet?
Should he contact the NSA?
Wouldn't it be better if he got inside our heads?
plenty going on there :icon_smile_big:
Don't we have enough voices in our heads?
Isn't it possible he can clear the clutter?
I can hear voices but they're not inside my head............it's the relatives!
Will he clean between your ears?
Run out of duct tape? :slap:
Can you clean space?
Would you need a special duster?
What about using a Hemi Duster?
Is it a Space Duster?
Could you save a lot of time and energy not dusting space?
Do you something better to do?
Anything would be better than dusting wouldn't it?
Could we use a Duster twister?
Do you mind if we just play Twister?
What if you are stiff as a board?
Would you prefer to just watch?
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Will that make me even stiffer?
Can I watch?
Have you stiffened up too?
Can you handle it?
Can I get assistance?
Who would you like to give you a hand?
Any volunteers?
:wave:
are the girlies involved ?
Aren't they playing Twister?
isn't that what were volunteering for ?
Won't they let you play Twister as well?
should we have a group game?
don't know about you but for me playing with them it would be a grope name wouldn't it ? :D
could we call it Groping with the Stars?
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on December 23, 2013, 02:10:25 AM
Would you prefer to just watch?
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WATCH WITH OTHER PERVES IN BACKGROUND ONLY?? CAN 'T I PLAY GROPE TWISTER THE HOTTIS??PLEASE?? :icon_smile_question: :icon_smile_question: :icon_smile_question:
Whose going to stop you from playing?
Will the girls let us?
Has anyone asked them?
would they notice if you just joined in ?
Are you wanting to butt in on their game?
can I make a game out of their buts ? :D
Will any rules apply?
What rules would you like?
Could we make it a free for all?
What's from keeping it from turning chaotic?
How about if we supply batons?
I snuck on here (snuck away from the family) but I'll have to snuck off again any minute now. :icon_smile_big:
Won't that make matter worse?
Move the computer into the restroom and then drink plenty of water
it would make it interesting wouldn't it?
Is interesting what we want?
Is it illegal or illadviced to pump the room ful of laughing gas ,, then join the twister grope game??? no sereusly is it??? ??? :Twocents: :D :D :D :scratchchin: :slap: :slap: :icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_big: :D
wouldn't that be like spiking a drink?
unless all involved knew the room was going to be full of laughing gas :scratchchin:
don't know about laughing gas magic mushies maybe
I know I wished you a Merry Christmas but did I remember to wish you a very Magic New Year??? :icon_smile_big:
is this one going to be better for you?
it's definitely looking up for me so far :yesnod:
Shouldn't we all try to kick the year off with a good start? :yesnod:
What if we accidently kick it into far left field?
spent the morning with kids and grandkids ,can't get better than that can you ?
Did you get everything on your wish list?
Did you wish for everything on your list?
didn't have a list so everything was a surprise , isn't that the way its supposed to work ?
Aren't surprises usually a big let down?
Are you one that likes surprises?
I didn't make a list either. If I don't get what I want, it's my fault for not asking :yesnod:
don't surprises keep you on you toes ?
taught the kids to always expect the unexpected real bummer when you don't jump when someone jumps out and goes boo
Do you need toes to experience a surprise?
If I had to wait for Christmas for everything I want it would be a long time coming. My Chrissie presents are evenly distributed throughout the year.
Is it a surprise when your toes get stepped on?
Mine too. :slap: Usually as a personal reward for a job well done
wouldn't finding your toes gone be a surprise in itself ?
its easy to give yourself hints to isn't it
What happened to your toes?
Didn't they just get stepped on?.
And even easier to act on them.
isn't that what toes are for ?
Then why did you let yours go?
Aren't yours gone?
Did they just go to sleep?
Still have all of mine, just trimmed the nail on my large toe of the left foot with a lawn mower
is that a service you could offer ?
Would it help if the recipient was blind folded?
would that stop the flinching ?
Can you flinch in anticipation?
have you ever shot a 300 win mag with220 grain bullets ?
Are you talking about a using shotgun?
isn't a shotgun more of a push as opposed to a nasty shove ?
You'll still fall down the stairs, won't you?
Would you if you are on a ladder instead?
Did the ladder fall over, or did I?
is that seven years bad luck?
just how high is this ladder ?
Since when does a ladder smoke pot? :icon_smile_big:
is it a human pyramid instead ?
Are they dressed or not?
Is this the pyramid in question?
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am I the only one to notice that there is only one guy that's having a look ?
isn't it a good idea to look up if a certain something might fall on you?
fall on you or not who wouldn't be having a "look" ?
someone not interested in the same thing you and I are?
oh,do you mean someone who would be looking at handbags instead ?
That could have been what I was meant, couldn't it?
Looking at the pic again......appears to be three looking up. One is even shading his eyes to get a better view :2thumbs:
i think it was wasn't it ?
better view or making sure he don't get squashed by an errant cheering one
could it be anything else?
as I am a gracious gentlemen, :angel: I volunteer to catch an errant cheering one. Or two.
does the queue form to the left or the right ? :D
Which one is better?
that would depend on which side their being passed down wouldn't it ?
Can I be push up instead?
why do you want them back up in the air ?
Can you still get it up? :icon_smile_big:
isn't getting it down the problem ?
Why isn't the top half of the pyramid in my bedroom?
Is there something preventing you from having the top half of the pyramid?
would that be the long arm of the law ?
Does that mean a T Rex can not be in law enforcement?
:lol: he be the big foot of the law instead wouldn't he ?
Isn't his mouth bigger?
do you mean no siren needed ?
All night long you could hear him roar, right?
Wouldn't that make it hard to sleep?
who's going to be first to complain ?
Will the first be the last?
could the first only be the start ?
What if we start at the end?
would it then be over before it started?
so it didn't really happen then did it ?
can you prove it either way?
Who will believe it even if proven?
is it that unbelievable?
Or are some of us just not that gullible?
is it a conspiracy ?
Is there more than just one scenario that leads to the same result?
are we talking parallel universes ?
Don't all roads lead to Rome?
Rome wasn't it home ?
Could a misunderstanding come from different dialects?
like maroon and marone ?
are you thinking Bugs Bunny.......what a maroon?
isn't he grey ? ;D
Would Bugs Bunny taste like Chicken?
that would be one tuff old rabbit. do you think stew would be the only thing you could do with it ?
Will Fred have rabbit stew ready when we come to visit?
the heat they've had down there it would be jerky wouldn't it ?
Is rabbit jerky any good?
good lean meat backstraps might be good do you think ?
Do you like it peppered?
I prefer mine virgin
Should I say Cajun?
Do you want to cage a virgin?
theres laws against that aren't there ? :scratchchin:
what if she were willing?
is the cage to keep you out ? :icon_smile_big:
Could she do better?
Are we cage fighting?
Aren't we lining up to be chosen?
Will we get through the line before it closes?
if it does are you going to camp out ?
Did you bring the tent?
What about the bunk beds?
Will they fit in the tent?
We can share can't we?
What is it you're wanting to share?
I was thinking bunk beds..........did you have something better in mind?
BBQ and a few beers ?
Is there plenty for everyone?
you don't mind snags do you ?
Are you gonna be on the top? :nana:
of what ?
Isn't he talking about the bunk beds?
what is that snag in your bank bed?
leftovers from lunch ? :scratchchin:
aussie = snag pommy = sausage
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How'd you end up with left over sausages?
there's always left overs isn't there ?
+what's left from peoples eyes being bigger that their belly ;D
Did your date not show up?
what date ? :rotz:
my "date " is still in storage until everythings final
Wasn't it a date with destiny?
haven't I been on that date already ?
How did it go?
how well should it have gone ? :scratchchin:
Was it great, wonderful, or fantastic?
the term stupendous could come close do you think ?
What fits it exactly?
Was there fireworks?
Did you hear any explosions?
don't think there were any screams either were there ?
So waisted your time again?
Would you do it again?
NEVER 27 wasted years are enough aren't they ?
Wasn't all that 27 that bad,was it?
you'd have to say the 3 kids are a positive wouldn't you ?
Quote from: cavemanno1 on December 31, 2013, 03:04:15 PM
Wasn't all that 27 that bad,was it?
Do I agree? All 27 years.. 9,855 days.. 236,520 hours.. 14,191,200 minutes.. and 851,472,000 seconds had to be somewhat enjoyable right?
Are those description drugs don't work?
Quote from: MxRacer855 on December 31, 2013, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: cavemanno1 on December 31, 2013, 03:04:15 PM
Wasn't all that 27 that bad,was it?
Do I agree? All 27 years.. 9,855 days.. 236,520 hours.. 14,191,200 minutes.. and 851,472,000 seconds had to be somewhat enjoyable right?
if I said it was a 60/40 split would you believe me ?
Have you made up stories before?
only when it comes to fish and burnouts ,right ? ;D
What about skid marks?
Where's your skid marks?
Was there a reason why I would need to make one?
Why do you need a reason to make one?
Wouldn't it be just a waste of tires to make a skid mark just for the heck of it?
What else the tires are for then?
keeping the wheels off the asphalt ?
How could you be so wrong? :RantExplode: :nana: :lol:
Have you checked to see if he's right?
what do they do to you if you get caught doing a burnout in your country ?
over here they confiscate your car for 3 months :eek2:
Would you prefer to just get a ticket instead, like over here?
that would be more civilised wouldn't it ?
Is that for a 1st time offense, that you lose your car for 3 months?
it would be better if we had 3 strikes and your out wouldn't it?
yep ,right off the bat and if you get caught doing more than 30 kmh (20mph approx. )over the speed limit they take your licence on the spot and the plates(tags) off your car :eek2: police state is an understatement
Where does one go to have fun with their cars? :drive: :drive:
somewhere quiet and deserted sounds good doesn't it ?
car shows at race tracks , summer nats are on private property there's nothing they can do about it ,but their trying (air pollution)
If they don't know about it, it won't hurt, will it?
isn't that the general consensus?
If a Charger does a burnout, and no one is around to see it, does it make a sound?
but it does leave a mark doesn't it ?
Can we just blame it on a Camaro?
is it capable of making the same mark ?
Not likely. :lol: Any other suggestions?
how about don't get caught ?
not easy when you've got the only plum crazy roadrunner in town :slap: never thought of that when buying :scratchchin:
isn't that always the original plan?
One summer back in the day, a bowtie bozo with a nova painted a very close shade to my Petty blue Challenger was regularly tearing around my town. Fortunately, state police caught him in the act.....but the officer did a double take as I rumbled past......
isn't the original still the best ?
Original......
Plan?
Challenger?
skidmark?
:scratchchin:
mopar
isn't an original Mopar always the best?
I'm pretty sure the car records written in stone at the end of time would agree with that, right?
is that original or survivor ? :icon_smile_big:
Won't both show that? :2thumbs:
on this site.....does it need to be proven?
Does anybody really need to know?
doesn't everybody always want to know ?
Should they really expect everyone to tell?
Are we not told stuff we do not want to hear?
is it best to "know nothing "?
How'd you find out what I know? :popcrn:
That's what I tell people that ask stupid questions. I know nothing.
isn't it....."there are no stupid questions.....only stupid people asking questions?"
Do stupid people get stupid answers to their questions?
depends on our mood.....right?
can a stupid question have a smart answer ?
Would that make it a smart remark?
could a smart remark change the mood?
Is she in the mood? :D
would you risk a smart remark?
Is there a penalty if I do?
perhaps she will think so?
Will she administer the punishment?
would she be in the mood after the smart remark ?
Which mood would that be?
the one where she eats your eyeballs for breakfast comes to mind does it not ?
Don't they wake up that way everyday?
or possibly the mood for some whips and chains?
would you like me to send any I find your way ? :rofl:
would depend a LOT on what she looks like.....right?
don't care if she was the best looking woman in the world ,whips and chains are out for this "little black duck" how about you ?
Are you wanting to be the dominate one?
can I just be out of the room ?
one nut in a lifetime is enough :yesnod:
would it be safer that way?
Would it be better to not go in that building?
is anyone scared to go that route?
What's scary outside?
Is he afraid of a big bad woman?
big bad women with whips and chains?
Wasn't they inside the building?
When they see you do a burnout here with an American classic they blackmail you to do it for their colleagues as well!
Does it sound strange?
the whole thing sounds strange doesn't it ?
Aren't some strange things out there? :yesnod:
do you have the saying "the things you see when you haven't got your gun " ?
What is that mean?
Is he talking about hunting?
hunting what?
Could he be hunting big bad women with whips and chains?
I never looked......are they that hard to find? :scratchchin:
It's not hard to find Big bad women,don't you think?
Why would I go looking for them?
Because you like big women with whips and chains? :shruggy:
I do my best to avoid those. Don't you?
Wise. :yesnod: I do like a challenge......but that might be too much of one, yes?
Aren't there better pickings?
Isn't better to be picky than to settle on anything?
Will it offend anyone if I'm picky?
only the rejected ,right ?
sometimes it's.....interesting.....to comfort the rejected, yes?
Is it your fetishism to comfront them?
comfort or "prey on " ?
isn't it up to you?
think its best to avoid a large rejected woman with a whip and chains don't you?
Could she turn violent?
Might one even pay for their violent?
Haven't you read of those that accept payment?
Are those the ones that my mother told me to stay away?
did she say "you don't know what you'll catch" ?
Might she say now "what you catch, may not be curable?"
Wasn't she saying "if you catch it but don't bring it home"?
that's what she'd say today for sure isn't it ?
things were way easier when the most you could get was a dose of the clap :yesnod: (if you were really unlucky :slap: )
lot's more to worry about, isn't there?
penicillin would take care of it then :yesnod:
isn't precaution eliminate worrying?
only sure thing is being by yourself, right?
So the girl in Thailand for 20 BAH was she my mother warned me about?
Suspect so. Is 20 BAH a good rate?
How would i know? :whistling:
50 BAH was 1 british pound 4 year ago when i was there!
is it one of those times when "you get what you pay for"?
don't you have to make sure the "girl" you just payed 20 bah for is acctualy a "girl " ?
That's one possibility.....do you want to take the chance that after you use it, a important part of your anatomy turns green and falls off?
does anybody want it to turn green and fall off ?
I don't think it would be worth it, do you?
Can we keep right on sailing past Thailand?
do you have some other place in mind? :scratchchin:
How about India?
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how about Prague?
How about Australia?
the suns out and your dollars worth 1.12 over her so why not ? :cheers:
It's been below zero for days, snowing......wouldn't anywhere warm sound good? :yesnod:
Australia sounds nice,would you invite me to stay with you?
Perhaps FRED will invite you......doesn't he have bunk beds?
Where is Fred?
his on holidays isn't he ?
haven't heard from him in days :shruggy:
Should we surprise him and move in with him for a week or so?
it would be a surprise to come home and find someone else living there wouldn't it ? :scratchchin:
Would you be surprised if that happened?
Fred is on vacation with in laws for the holidays. I don't expect him back until the later half of the month. While he did sneak away a time of two last week, I suspect that he actually traveled somewhere for a couple weeks.
wouldn't we all?
:2thumbs:
What if that's normal?
What would you do if that happened?
It actually happened to a woman in London.Went away for a holiday and some punks moved in,got some of their post there and claimed the place.Lady comes home,locks changed can't get in,call cops,they turn up but can't do anything!It took her 6 months to get rid of those dirtbags :shruggy: Don't know the details,it was in The Sun newpaper!If some one can do this the system is fucked up big time!
Fred is back,let's move in quick!
Might the answer involve......baseball bats/firearms?
That sucks. Not sure my response would be......considered legal in some jurisdictions. :angel:
It would wouldn't it ?
or some illegal one :yesnod:
that would be something to do with squatting laws in Britten
What else is it left to do?
Do you think I could ......possibly.....convince them that there is consequences :yesnod: to their occupation of my abode?
Not sure squatting laws would even come up in the conversation. But I would be polite and request them to move to an area where cleanup of......leakage would be easier.
What could you do if you were a woman and the policeman just say "we are sorry but you know everyone has their rights"?
Man,politic correctness sucks big time in England!
say what about mine ?
who said anything about calling the police?
nothing a stern "talking to" wouldn't fix right ? :icon_smile_big:
So talking stern would fix it?
I've got pages and pages of catching up to do.
I think someone misguided enough to break-in to my house......would understand my "stern talk", don't you?
Would it be a good idea not to take the dogs on holidays with you?
Under most circumstances I am one of the worlds most gracious men......break into my house.....likely would see a different side of me.....perhaps a bit less gracious?
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Under most circumstances I am one of the worlds most gracious men......break into my house.....likely would see a different side of me.....perhaps a bit less gracious?
Goodness gracious me.........or is that you?
I'm so gracious......I even help little old ladies across the street.....don't you?
[as long as the little old lady doesn't try to break into my house]
I'm sure I would.........where can I find one?
aren't they available almost everywhere?
Do you have to be in a certain place at a certain time?
are you saying you have to make an appointment to help her cross?
No appointment necessary but I'd say you must be at a street crossing to start with, wouldn't you?
could that be the secret of success?
Does it have a sweet smell?
not sure little old ladies always have a sweet smell.......yes?
Probably not but how about success?
wouldn't it depend on just what one was successful at?
Could you be successful at smelling sweet?
think a lot of money can be made, don't you?
making old ladies smell sweet ?
Is there be more money to be made in making old ladies young again?
is that possible ?
Won't some people believe anything?
Who's that gullible?
Are they called fools?
Is it April already?
Are we expecting showers?
Is it in the form of snow?
I'm expecting a high of 6* F Monday. Snow tomorrow night. They're predicting wind chills -50*F. I'm chillin :lol:
Or is it in the form of water?
Only 15 Celsius here today. We've got the fire going. Forget about the beach lol
Is it just a sheet of water or a blanket of snow?
Could it be a flannel sheet instead?
Didn't the Marx brothers turn it into a kilt?
Was it a tartan flannel?
Do you remember what color it was?
Do you mean the tartan or the flannel ?
Was they each a different color?
Wasn't one plain and the other plaid?
calling it a night. :wave:
Which one is which?
:wave:
If I guessed the tartan is plaid........would I be guessing right?
you wouldn't be wrong would you ?
Has he been wrong before?
Isn't he always right?
except when buying a 68 over a 69 :lol:
is that just what he thinks ?
Do you think he thinks his own opinion is the best thing to think?
do you know what thought did ?
Perhaps I should think about it?
Are we running in circles? Have I already thought what we've been thinking? Or just thought I have?
Can I have time to think about that?
How much time do you need?
Have you had enough time yet?
Are you being rushed?
Who's in a hurry?
can't we make mistakes if we hurry too much?
you can if you don't think about it can't you ? :icon_smile_big:
what thought did : thought he sh*t himself and when he looked he had :icon_smile_big:
wouldn't it be better to control more and think about it less?
RE: what thought did.......around here that's called a "shart" :yesnod: You think it's one thing, then you find out it's something else.
Doesn't thought have to be put in to maintain the status quo though?
whats a band got to do with it ? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't there a "band on the run"?
is it status quo ? if there lost there down here doing Coles commercials :icon_smile_big:
doesn't the band on the run have wings?
how does that old joke about a dog with wings go ?
Have I heard it before?
have you ?
Will you refresh my memory?
haven't I already ?
Do I have a short term memory? :cheers:
Are you short minded?
Is Big Bird short minded?
does big bird talk to elmo anymore ?
doesn't a Road Runner sound better then big bird?
[BeepBeep.....zip-tang!!]
wouldn't Wyle think so ?
Wyle was likely thinking taste over sound?
Did Wyle ever catch the Road Runner to taste him?
wouldn't have been much of a show if he did, would it?
Could they call the new show "The Road Runner strikes back"?
Why did they make the road runner so big?
so Wyle had a big target for his rocket propelled .............. would be my guess , what about you ?
Is it to intimidate kids?
anyone else wonder why Wyle just didn't buy food instead of all that stuff from ACME?
Could he be too cheap?
if he just bought food where would the entertainment be ?
good point. But Wyle didn't act too smart anyway, did he?
Did he go to ACME college?
Where else would he have gone?
KFC ? :shruggy:
KFC college?
Are we going to get some fried chicken?
can you get a degree in frying chicken?
more like a rank of Colonel, then a degree don't you think?
what about "chief chook cook" ? :icon_smile_big:
and that is Australian for?
in Australia isn't a chook a chicken ?
can I take your word for it?
:yesnod: would I lie to you ? :icon_smile_big:
just have to trust you, won't I?
so from now on are you going to feed the chooks ? ;D
are they not more used to you feeding them?
don't have any do you ?
No.....grew up on a farm, had enough of animals.....how about you?
:yesnod: Don't you like farm fresh eggs?
Are you asking me if I'm an animal?
don't we all have an animal side?
Aren't you a party animal?
maybe I'm more like the "Mupets" animal?
Are you a bit of a pig?
Are you mommy's little piggy? :lol:
Or are you the piggy that went to market?
Why did the piggy go to market?
Did it want to buy some bacon?
or meet other sows maybe?
Are you sure it didn't buy roast beef for the other piggies?
Can we be sure they're not vegetarians?
Is the piggy that didn't have roast beef, a vegetarian?
What about the one that ran all the way home?
will that make him taste different when turned into bacon ?
Would the wolf know?
Shall we ask Red Riding Hood?
Isn't she on her way to see Grandma?
is this in the woods were bear shit is knee deep and they cant find Goldie locks only bits ?
isn't goldie locks and little red riding hood shacking up with one of the three pigs?
Is that why Papa bear and the Wolf are mad?
didn't you hear where the bear and the wolf hired Hansel and Gretel to work the pig over?
didn't they get carried away and make a couple of dozen sausages ?
Was that why Hansel and Gretel went to the witch's house, to deliver sausages?
which sort of sausages did the witch want?
Was it tube steak sausage the witch wanted?
who'd want to give that to a witch ?
Wouldn't Dorothy want to do it if the witch was the Wicked witch of the East?
Didn't Dorothy want the wizard of Oz to help her?
help her give sausage to the witch?
someone has to hold her down don't they ?
Didn't they fight about some slippers?Women :shruggy:
Wasn't the slippers ruby?
Those Ruby Slippers were for sale on Ebay,weren't they?
so your saying that after winning the fight and getting the slippers she sold them ;) isn't that typical ?
a woman that knows how to make a buck, I like her don't you?
won't a woman like that steal your soul and then sell that as well ?
Why not let her rent your soul instead?
is it going cheap ?
Wouldn't you like to ride the soul train instead
where exactly is this train going ?
The question is,where do you want it to go?
Have you bought tickets yet?
Didn't we scalp them?
The native Indians did,didn't they?
What are native Americans doing with the ticket sales?
Aren't they there running the show?
What type of show are they putting on?
They run anything that involves dancing with wolves and fire water,don't they?
Isn't that just a stereotype?
Unfortunately it is,but this is the world we live in,isn't it?
can't we change it ?
We have the technology to do it, right?
are we building steve Austin ?
Do you think he is the best choice to change the world?
would it involve slow motion efx
Could we speed it up a notch?
How fast do you want to go? :D
is there a limit ?
Do you see a speed limit sign?
no signs ,does that mean it's unlimited ?
What does the rulebook say?
More over, what does the Rule Book not say?
could it be , go as fast as you like just don't get caught ?
Whose going to catch you doing it?
what about the long arm of the law ?
Should we give them a long finger instead?
do you mean the bird ?
Do you mind if I keep my long finger?
does it come in handy ?
Shouldn't you watch where you point that finger?
Should it be pointed up only?
up what ?
Which way is up?
is my up your down ?
if I'm laying on my side, which way is up?
Whose side are you on?
Would I have a side if I was a circle?
like Mr Man ?
Could I be a smiley? :icon_smile_big:
you could couldn't you ? ;D
Can i be the square? :think:
do you fit in a round hole ? :scratchchin:
Will you be a better hexagon than a square?
what if one were a triangle?
isosceles or equilateral ?
What Pythagoras says?
its all Greek to me ;D how about you ?
are you one who will try anything once?
new things can work out bad , iv learnt from experience :yesnod: aren't you better off sticking to what you know and being good at it ? :scratchchin:
I agree.....and can't you think of some stuff you don't need to try to KNOW you don't want to?
a few things sort of leap right out there don't they ? :yesnod:
Yep.....anything involving anal probing stands right out.....doesn't it?
we have a saying over here "the back doors locked " ;D do you have it over there ?
more like "exit only"........it's not really a saying, is it?
if you ask a question to answer a question, doesnt the answer still need an answer?
that's deep :icon_smile_big: should be on a bumper sticker :2thumbs:
maybe we should do that.....could we make millions?
would a couple of hundred do to start ?
if the whole comment is on the bumper sticker, would it cover the entire bumper?
How big is the bumper?
is it only a mid sized compact ?
Could it be a Hotwheel?
Does it fit in a matchbox?
do you need glasses to read it ?
What does the sticker say?
what if you lost your glasses?
Did you lose yours again?
I guess your f*cked aren't you? :icon_smile_big:
Aren't we all? :lol:
We are but we have hope,don't we?
without hope....what do we have?
Going for a ride and do a burnout sounds good,doesn't it?
that always improves my mood, doesn't it yours?
My mood yes,but how about my tires?
Well,tire,only have a bike still!
sometimes there's a price to pay......but worth it? :D
Rode in my younger days......tried to learn to do burnouts......learned to do wheelies instead. :yesnod:
would that be the cost of living ?
life has priorities......living, and the cost of, is a priority, yes?
Which one is the right one,living your dream or dream of living?
isn't the first priority basic living, then dreams?
Don't you want to live today in case there isn't a tomorrow?
do you think it's a good idea to use it all up today.......or save some for tomorrow?
isn't this like having your cake and eating it to ?
Wouldn't that depend on who bake the cake?
never quite got the having cake and eating it......
First, you have to have cake to eat it.....second, after you eat the cake.....isn't it gone?
What happens if you have two cakes?
you save one for later, right?
Do you want to save it for relatives flying in?
would I be selfish to keep it for myself?
Have you been selfish before?
of course, are not you at times?
I share material things all the time, what don't you share?
woman and condoms :eek2: right ?
if you buy the party pack, wouldn't there be enough to share?
How many is at the party?
hopefully not more than the party pack :scratchchin: or you are back to sharing aren't you ? :eek2:
Can I keep what's mine?
you can't if your sharing can you ?
Can I let you borrow it, but take it with me when I leave?
why would you do that ?
Isn't it nice to share, but yet smart of me to take it back when I leave?
Doesn't that allow you to have your cake and eat it too?
are we still talking about a used condom ?
If so, can I retract a few questions?
I thought it was getting a little weird ,seems I was right wasn't I ? :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't it be weird than if you guys tried to share the same condom?
Wouldn't it be weirder than if you guys tried to share the same woman?
Could you call it a mopar gangbang?
Quote from: Mopar Nut on January 13, 2014, 10:12:47 AM
Wouldn't it be weirder than if you guys tried to share the same woman?
Swear that is what i wanted to write first! :hah:
she would be well travelled wouldn't she ? :icon_smile_big:
so you are saying......it's a good thing if she exercises it often? :scratchchin:
Doesn't practice make perfect?
Isn't perfect in the eyes of the beholder?
Whose holding the eyes?
have you parted her out ?
or is it.....renting her out?
so you want them back ?
sounds like a back yard organ harvesting gang to me
Would you take the whole mother in-law instead?
I don't want any ,do you?
What about splitting it, would you take half?
If there's enough to share, I don't want it, do you?
I can wrap her in a straight jacket and a pretty bow on top, any takers?
Did Skip sell you Lisa? :lol:
Is he trying to sell her again?
Didn't he get worried when he received some real offers? :icon_smile_big:
Or, was he celebrating?
She cooks, cleans and works, what else would you need in a woman?
Is she dressed appropriately for those tasks? :popcrn:
Wouldn't a French maid outfit work?
Is that appropriate enough?
Would a vacuum, dust mop and rubber gloves in hand be enough?
Wouldn't a frosty cold beverage, chips, and a somer sausage be better?
Couldn't she bring that stuff on her breaks and lunch?
Is she trained to only bring the goodies during commercials?
I wonder if she comes with a manual?
Or will a snap of a finger work?
Aren't the manuals sold next to the checkout line in the grocery stores?
Could there be an app for that?
Have you checked?
the oil ?
there's supposed to be oil?
Didn't you read the manual? :lol:
doesn't everything need lube ?
How come is she dry?
Would be enough oil on her hands while she gives some nice massage?
Is that oil from her doing the dishes or somewhere else?
What else does she do?
Doesn't she get offended if we keep talking about her?
Who are we talking about again?
I have know idea,do you? :shruggy:
Wasn't you paying attention?
who pays attention ?
how much does it cost to pay attention?
How much does attention get?
all those people all over the world paying attention ,he'd be loaded right ?
wouldn't that depend on how much attention is paid?
do you think he'd get much ?
at 1 cent a hit he'd be a millionaire twice over
What's his going rate?
what did it cost you last time you payed attention ? ;D
How much did it cost you the last time you didn't pay attention? :rofl:
that could be far more costly, couldn't it?
if I said more than it should have would you understand ?
Did it make you pay attention the next time?
what if there won't be a "next time " ?
isn't there always a next time?
Not always. Aren't you thinking of the last time?
doesn't it help to not think about it ?
Isn't he too busy paying attention to not think about it?
Don't we get married so we don't need to think? :icon_smile_big:
Are we really thinking when we get married?
Don't think so,do you?
you don't think what will happen if it ends do you ?
Isn't the worst thing is who's gonna cook for us if it ends?
Not sexist just kidding,can cook but hate doing it!
You can cook?
Isn't ordering take aways equal cooking? :scratchchin:
wouldn't that depend on where you ordered it from?
Order it from the wife and take it away from the kitchen counts as take away?
If that is the description of take out, do you want to find out what the description of dine out is? :P
would you be brave enough to ask your wife that?
I wouldn't,would you?
Funny,you guys call it take out,in England we call it take away!
I did one time, I'm divorced now, you?
Still married,although i haven't asked her yet,shall i?
Are you looking to remain married?
it's definitely cheaper to keeper isn't it ?
Can I just take your word for it?
would that be wise ? :angel:
Are you the wise kid in the Campbell's commercials?
what Campbell's commercial ?
You haven't seen this commercial?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=setLcEnAzjw
Who else hasn't seen that commercial?
if I said most people in Australia do you think I'd be right ?
Have you been wrong before?
hasn't everyone ?
Haven't only Americans seen this really really bad commercial?
do they show it in Europe ?
No,of course not,what did you think?
What makes you think I was thinking? :lol:
you found the link didn't you?
What does that prove?
What link? :think:
Are you talking about a chain link?
Haven't got a clue what we are talking about,have you?
does it really matter ? :icon_smile_big:
Is it a life or death scenario?
do you think you can have one without the other?
Would you rather have just one lump instead of two?
Is it really a question?
so are you asking if IT is a question ?
Does IT have a question mark following it?
Could it be a typo?
what about spell check ?
Could we learn English if it wasn't our first language?
that's really hard to do isn't it ?
Is it as hard as teaching a monkey to dance?
do they teach them with a piece of tin to dance on to ? :scratchchin:
Can monkeys really dance?
would that depend on what you class as dancing ?
Or would it depend on what i class as a monkey?
that's a good point isn't it ? :scratchchin:
What's the point of the monkey dancing?
isn't it the distraction?
Is a dancing monkey a distraction worth paying for?
Aren't there better distractions?
like, how about a monkey driving a mopar?
have to be an auto wouldn't it ? :rofl:
Oh no, I'v seen hairy apes drive 4 speeds, haven't you?
Don't they drive motorcycles as well?
are we talking apes or monkeys?
there is a difference you know and apes can take exception to being called a monkey :RantExplode:
Should we ask Tarzan?
what about shame ?
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Will Jane be there in a loincloth and topless?
don't think Tarzan did that sort of thing did he ? :scratchchin:
We'd never know what went on behind the scenes,would we?
isn't there a "tell all " book out there ?
Isn't what happened in the jungle stays in the jungle?
so it's a bit of a gamble ?
Have you asked one of the monkeys what goes on in the jungle?
have they been bribed into silence ?
Can't they be persuaded to talk?
like Mr ED ? ;D
Will Mr. Ed persuade the monkeys to talk?
if he could it would be a good trick wouldn't it ?
Could we put them in a side show and make money off of them?
would the monkey's co-operate ?
Should we use a whip?
Could they be bought off to cooperate?
would people pay to watch us whip them ?
Should we charge Gold?
why limit paying customers to gold cards when cash is just as good ? :icon_smile_big:
Do you enjoy counting cash?
who doesn't ? :icon_smile_big: :coolgleamA:
Do you enjoy counting cars more?
its good entertainment isn't it ?
It's better than the drama queens shows, right?
Aren't there better forms of entertainment?
Personally, I'd rather not count money. I do it on a regular basis, $1 bill at a time :P
Isn't working on our beloved Charger more fun?
Do you work at a grocery store?
Isn't driving it more better?
Nope, maintenance and construction.
when are they going to give us rollers like push bike riders have?
so we can drive when the weather is bad :icon_smile_big:
Why not take the push bike instead?
why would you take a bike when you can drive ?
Are you trying to save a little money?
by driving this gas hog ? :scratchchin:
Since when is a bike a gas hog?
:slap: got you
what if you've lost your balance ?
Did you spill the beans?
wasn't it marbles ?
Am I wrong in thinking that you just lost your marbles?
wasn't it my balance ?
Who is looking after the monkeys when you two busy with your marbles?
Got 3 kg of banana yesterday just in case i have to look after them :lol:
don't they just fend for themselves ?
Will they share their bananas with each other?
Shall we give them ONLY one and see how they fight for it?
Of course I'm just joking!
Should we dangle the banana in front of them?
why only joke about it ? :icon_smile_big:
people would pay good money to watch "monkey gladiators " :scratchchin: what an idea for a reality show on MTV
you aren't allergic to MTV/reality shows like me?
allergic really isn't the word for it is it ? :eek2:
its the station jackass is on over here :shruggy: don't watch it (MTV) only MTV music channel cause they play the old stuff :yesnod:
Who bothers watching MTV now a days anyway?
somebody must watch it......it's still on isn't it?
No clue what's on it......never look.
isn't it the perfect place for "monkey gladiators" ? ;D
Is King Kong a judge?
or donkey kong?
where's Mario ?
would Mario be a judge?
Will there be Italian food for him?
would he eat Chinese?
don't the Chinese run away ?
How fast do Chinese run?
They run pretty fast, have you seen ultraman?
what you guys talking about?
(don't wanna scroll back)
wasn't it how quick Chinese are ?
They can run fast but can't hide as good as Charlie did,can they?
have heard Chinese chicks can give good massages :angel:.....anything to that?
Don't know about Chinese women but Thai girls do great massage with happy endings,don't they?
is that observation from personal experience?
Well a gentleman never kiss and tell,does he?
Since I'm not one,i can tell it is awesome!Thailand is a beautiful and fun place to be!
Have you ever heard of the ping-pong show?
you wouldn't get in as much trouble if it was only a kiss, would you?
Never heard of the P-P show[I've led a sheltered life].....details?
I've seen pics of Thailand, some of the.....ahhh.... natural :angel:.... scenery, looked spectacular. :yesnod:
Wouldn't that depend on where on the body the kiss was?
some places do seem better then others don't they?
Are you talking about below the waist line or above?
why should you limit yourself to just one area?
Shouldn't you get kissed by them somewhere you can protect yourself?
Those girls are the ones your mother warned you about!
perhaps you might want to take a walk on the wild side?
I doubt it.....she was pretty wise, she knew she would be wasting her breath. :D
What if you took the walk and later wished you never went there because of things you saw and did?
Not all girls are girls there!
wouldn't it be worse if you caught something?
:scared:
[had read that......so.....did you get a surprise when you were there?]
did you have to run fast to catch it ?
don't worry about ping -pong try the "monkey OK "show :o ;)
I would run fast to not let it catch me.....wouldn't you?
isn't that what protection was for ?
is protection 100%?
how much protection is" to much"?
how much protection is not enough?
is there a happy medium ?
"the rubber fish suit "
of course the medium sized would be happy, but what if you need a x-large?
the fish or the suit ? :icon_smile_big:
hmmm, could that work either way?
Which do you prefer?
do you have a preference?
considering you put a suit on ,what do you do with the fish ?
Wouldn't we need to worry about crabs more than fish?
On Thailand i didn't get surprised by a "girl"mine was all girl!When i was in Melbourne i saw a gorgeous girl walking down the street.She was absolutely beautiful.Beautiful face,nice smile and great body.I was looking at her,not staring,and as we passed each other she looked at me as well.When we passed i stopped and glanced after her and guess what she was doing the same thing!So had to get my "balls out" to man up and ask her for a coffee or a drink.
She said yes and we went for a drink.Talked for a half an hour and we flirted like teenagers,was 29 that time.Anyway our conversation got steamy a lot and she did the tong circling thing on the cap of her bottle.Man i was "ready" like a stallion but something wasn't right!Her voice was a bit deep for a "normal" girl.So suddenly she asked me if i like a different kind of sex.Thought that strange she ask me that but as i said our conversation was steamy a lot.So went along and sex some Innocent things then she dropped the bomb and told me she has something else than "female bits".Me being stupid asked what else can it be?Mind i never know such thing actually happen let alone meet someone who is "that".She said she used to be a guy!You should have seen the sock on my face.
No didn't do anything with her just told her kindly that this isn't my thing and we went on our own way!
It was 6 months before i went to Thailand so i knew it better!When i tried a Thai massage there i met a real woman but that is an other story.
Anyway Thailand is a beautiful place well worth visiting!
Sorry for the long story!
Back to the game!
I have heard that crabs can be a very serious problem, but it's curable isn't it?
Interesting experience :angel:
Good for you that you didn't overreact. Some would. Just imagine if this had happened after a couple too many :cheers:......could have been a BIG surprise in the morning :scared:
don't you cook and eat them ?
Suppose that's one way to use them, isn't it? :scratchchin:
back in the day, a very hairy friend of mine had them, and he thought the best way to kill them, was to take a bath in gasoline....would you consider that?
You mean am i considering giving you a bath in gasoline if you have crabs? :scratchchin:
ummm, no, that did not cross my mind, why?
Would never do that to you,would i? :naughty:
are you a good swimmer ?
Do you need to be a good swimmer if you are in a bath of gasoline?
why are you swimming in a bath tub full of gas ?
Do you like to live life dangerously?
Is there any other way?
why live life on the edge ?
Is that why they call it "falling in love"?
does the fall ends in pain? :scratchchin:
Don't we fall so we can learn how to get up?
Bruce Wayne was told by his father and look what he made of himself! :lol:
don't some just lie there ?
Is it lie or lay?
what about lei ?
Are you talking Hawaiian?
Are we going there?
Are we flying or taking a boat?
if you fly won't your arms get tired ? :icon_smile_big:
Haven't you had your Red Bull?
can anyone drink that ?:eek2: I think i'll stick to tea
Do you mind if I let someone else have the Red Bull? I'll have tea as well :cheers:
Should we have a tea party?
Shall i sacrifice myself for you guys and have your red bull while we fly to Hawaii?
Only drink tea when i have a cold!
you could have vegemite instead couldn't you ? ;D
Do they taste like beer?
Had to look it up what it was.
thought you'd been down here , don't they talk everybody into trying it ?
Wasn't he looking at he/she's only?
Don't you think after they talk me into eating kenguru burger i had enough of Australian cuisine?
No,they didn't even told me about it :flame: tried kenguru,buffalo,shark crock but not vegamite!
you should have seen her/him,she was stunning but...... :-\
nothing wrong with kangaroo is there?
hard to catch though :icon_smile_big:
Isn't it a little tough?
Never had it, just assuming :popcrn:
Is it okay for me to chime in not having any clue where the topic is at? :lol:
They have a tendency not to jump around a lot after being ran over by trucks,do they?
Everyone is welcome,more the merrier!
Kengurus taste very good,law fat and not chewy at all,taste like chicken! :lol:
Have you ate at the Road kill café?
Do you mean that roadkill cafe where they done that '68 charger?
don't they have rules preventing "roadkill " being served up in roadside diners ?
wild they tend to have various "worms " so they must be COOKED really well :yesnod: which goes against what the gourmet chiefs say but the stuff in restaurants is health inspected etc.
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don't they have rules preventing "roadkill " being served up in roadside diners ?
wild they tend to have various "worms " so they must be COOKED really well :yesnod: which goes against what the gourmet chiefs say but the stuff in restaurants is health inspected etc.
but aren't rules meant to be broken?
Wouldn't that depend on who you're asking?
what would the person say that had just "shooed" the maggots to the other side of the plate ?
shearers will tell you that is what lettuce is for (for the maggots to hide under ) :lol:
could you not have fresher food to avoid that?
weren't we talking about roadkill surprise ?
Does someone not paying attention? :slap:
Aren't we too broke to pay attention?
Does it involve money to pay attention?
What else do you have to pay attention?
so attention is a millionaire how many times over ?
geez.....offline for a week and you're still talking about how much to pay attention?
was that really a statement ?
only just started again ;D
Do you need to go back to school to find out? :nana:
hope not.....I hated school.....didn't you?
I don't remember, wasn't that too long ago?
remember what ?
How could you hate school,were you bullied?
doesn't 25 years make a big difference in the schooling experience ?
when I went to high school in the 70's our "class master " used to mark our names off at the beginning of the day by lining us up around the room and "marking" our name off the roll by giving you a "cut " of the cane on both hands before telling you to take you seat :eek2: why did I hate school :shruggy:
Are you saying that times change?
That sucks. At least the teacher was paying attention to what you were doing. Except for a handful of teachers, I was ignored by the others when I had a problem. Now, if I was causing trouble.....
every time I see school bus, I think -:2thumbs: never have to get on one again. Tells much.....yes?
Bullied some, ridiculed a lot,[mostly very subtly by teachers] painfully shy, and I come from a time when a lotta stuff went undiagnosed. Dyslexia just wasn't recognized......easy to be taken for stupid when a quarter of what you see makes no sense at all. Wasn't all bad.......just most of it.
seems to be a lot of it doesn't there ?
still "copying" the first line off the board and they rub it out and start something else , sound familiar
do you think special attention would have helped?
oh, that's familiar. No doubt, my mind works a bit different......so it was either I was behind.....or I would jump ahead.....so I was still the odd one out. Think the worst was I was so shy, I wouldn't speak up at all. I don't blame the teachers completely. Some tried.....but too many just smugly thought I was stupid and beneath their help.
back then didn't special attention mean either the teacher was weird or you were weird ? :scratchchin:
god help anyone that was a "teachers pet "
isn't everybody somehow weird, to someone else...who thinks they are not?
if your told it every day does that make it so ?
If the person telling you that, was weird, would it matter?
what is "weird " anyway ?
Not me, are you?
isn't "weird" in the eye of the beholder?
Always told my kids....I wasn't normal. Normal was average......I dam sure wasn't average and didn't want to be. :D
does it matter what others think?
Haha, told my kids the type of same thing, don't grow old, just be responsible, nothing better that feeling like a 50 yr old teen, that has done his duty...so to speak...
but don't they tell us we have to fit in ?
do you always do as they say?
aren't we smart to not care?
no that's what my problem is ,isn't it? ;)
I think it might be, no?
We were all smart enough to graduate, right?
would cheating count, to do so?
Aren't we all cheating life anyway?
were not coffin dodgers yet are we ? :rofl:
Would not the idea of weirdness be subjective to location?
I think thats true...would a city folk, think that me, a country folk is weird, for being different?
Would that depend on which caliber you was toting?
Is it wrong for me not to care?
About the caliber, or wether a city person thinks your weird?
i'm thinking all of the above, okay?
Is this your lifelong philosophy?
could that be a long life philosophy?
Wouldn't that make for a boring life?
would a long life be boring?
Would that not depend on said philosophy?
hit my age, life is going to fast, so no need to for me to worry about what others think...seem fair?
Not only is it fair, but equally experienced as we all age, agreed?
yup, can you think of a random, off topic question, to change things up a little?
Don't you need a blender or a mixer to do that?
make a smoothy ?
what if i like peanuts?
Could those be circus peanuts?
do they do tricks?
how much do they charge for the trick ? :icon_smile_big:
do you think it would be expensive?
what isn't?
I don't know, sad, isn't it?
only to those that remember when the dollar was worth more , kids see it as just normal don't they ?
is it because they are spoiled?
or is it cause they have only known things as they are not as they were ?
that could be, are you trying to confuse me?
do you mean you want to join me ?
being confused?
are two confused people equivalent to one not so confused person ? :scratchchin:
would that make them twice as bad, to an unconfused person?
would a non-confused person know what to do ?
what if he was confused...
what do three confused people do ?
:scratchchin: perhaps have a beer?
could they get more confused ?
after a few, would anyone care?
if they did still care.....maybe they need a few more?
or could it be the need for an alternate form of fun ? (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/smileys-passing-joint.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/)
To each his own, right?
isn't that the point of a democracy ? :cheers:
Did the Greeks understand it?
don't know what they understood but they were into anything weren't they ?
What would they spend their time doing?
from what i'v read seems to be anything that takes their fancy doesn't it ?
Didn't they deserve to entertain themselves for what they had to go through?
Didn't the Greeks play Chess?
did you mean among other things ?
seems the Greeks were known for some other activity.....can anyone remember?
does it involve something going baa ?
Are you trying to say that they "played" for the other team as well? :girlfight:
could they have played for a few different teams ? :scratchchin:
Weren't back there it was a normal thing to do?
Actually read it somewhere in ancient time it was just sex,didn't matter who it was!The homophobia is a 19th-20th century invention!
that just seems the wrong team to play for, no?
seems I read a reference somewhere......"Greek" preference.....was something to do with an orifice that.....was meant by nature to be "exit only".....understand?
Have read that too.....a willing orifice.....was all that was needed. And depending on who you were....."willing" wasn't always a requirement.
Shall we pick an other subject?
how about pleasant conversations ?
from what I read it started off because woman weren't allowed in the "gym" and were looked at as inferior to talk to. so they developed interest in each other instead :eek2: being perfect physical specimens and all that . sounds like today :lol:
Does anyone have plans on Valentine day?
does not spend any money count ?
Are going to drive your Charger?
a nice bath if the weathers nice crosses the mind ,does that count ?
Is that in a jetted tub?
how about a hose with a bucket and a sponge ? :icon_smile_big:
would it be a bubble bath?
there could be some bubbles involved couldn't there ?
suppose the above comments could go for washing the car as well as taking a bath....right?
or maybe a very small dog...or a cat perhaps?
to wash the car ? :icon_smile_big:
you use a bucket and hose to take a bath?
I actually did for some time when I was building my house back[lost the first to fire in 08]
I gotta take showers, doesn't a bath leave you dirty?
nothing like soaking in your own scud right ?
Nothing better than a ring around a tub, right?
And a little chaffing after a good rub, right? ;)
isn't that what baby oil is for ?
Does she need some more oil?
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looks like i'll have to use the dip stick to see, doesn't it ?
Will your dipstick fit in the dipstick tube?
the question is does the tube WANT the dipstick?
What tube doesn't want a dipstick?
rather "what dipstick isn't trying to find a tube?"
how will you know if it fits if you don't try it ? :D
Couldn't you measure it?
how do you measure it ? by volume or depth :scratchchin: maybe width :P
Would a personal trial and error be hepfull?
wasn't that what I was saying ?
Is it possible that we have a language barrier or just me not paying attention,again?:scratchchin:
did the picture distract you?
Could you be day dreaming?
Is it still considered day dreaming at night?
Does it matter,we still don't pay attention?
you don't pay attention to the subject of the pic?
is attention expensive?
Doesn't anyone get upset if we bring up attention and it's price?
So, I guess that asking for donations, so I could buy some attention is not a good plan?
Can you draw up a business plan for it?
:scratchchin: no, should I go back to school?
aren't you taking a risky move asking for donations on here ?
Who seeks shall find,don' they?
can i crawl back in my corner, and let it be known it was a joke?
Don't you think,opening a six pack would be better?
I think a 15 pack is better, haha, no? :cheers:
Do you have 15 pack over there in Canada? :cheers:
yes, 6, 12, 15, 24, 28...so I am not being greedy am I ?
Can I have one of each?
that would call for a visit, no?
over here its called a slab (case) what do you call them ?
restricted to one case per day at Bathurst now :'(
Do you mind if we call them a pack or a case?
Over here, you can buy as long as your wallet holds out and you have a receipt. Just don't get caught on the road while drinking.
can't you call them anything you want ? :cheers:
same over here. you used to be able to fill a wheelbarrow with slabs and wheel it in to watch the race at Bathurst ,now they have restricted you to one case per person per day
How about if you dress up a different person,still can get only one slab?
Over here, we have 2 Guys deliver, and last call....you just call them up, and they bring the beer to you (from 10 am-11 pm)...for a small fee...pretty handy, huh?
Is there a limit?
how many cases can you afford...?
no limit, unless you staggered into the beer store, very drunk...they wouldn't serve you.
don't you get what you pay for ?
would you expect anything less?
Is it a Payless beer store?
do they have those?
isn't that called shoplifting ? :rofl:
Can't you just have you buddies buy the beer?
don't it always taste better when somebody else buy the beer? :cheers:
Isn't it just a little bit sweeter?
But it has to be the right temperature also, not to cold not to warm, don't you think?
Are you being picky when it comes to a free beverage?
Free is always greatly appreciated, you never want to insult anybody by not accepting, would you?
No, I wouldn't do that. But, you don't want to take advantage of anyone either, would you?
I would accept with the promise to repay the gratitude, that would be the right thing to do I think?
you always repay the "shout " don't you ?
Should we all twist and shout?
Can you do the Twist?
the peppermint twist ?
With a shout?
who would you shout at?
Shout at the world?
wouldn't that be expensive to" shout" the world ?
why?
Should we yell at the world instead?
Would we really want to waste our breath? :brickwall:
will they hear you?
in Australia when you buy a round of drinks its a "shout" e.g. new guy turns up at the pub and gets a chorus of "its your shout"
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
did you need to shout ?
Maybe someone will buy me a "shout", should I be more quiet?
if your quiet won't you be overlooked ?
Do you remember what is said about the quite ones?
Should I dance around and act like a monkey to get attention?
would you really be acting?
do you give lessons in "monkey dance " ? :icon_smile_big:
Is the Mongo Bongo Dance the same?
is that like the eagle rock ?
Does the eagle rock, roll?
think it more of shuffles doesn't it ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfAZVsz6KM
The Curly shuffle?
he'd be beyond shuffling now wouldn't he ?
Who should we get to be dealer now?
Can we call Slick Toes Tina, doesn't she deal cards with her feet?
so you don't mind toe jam on your cards ?
Would it be one of the fruity flavor's? :drool5:
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:
it would have a nice aroma wouldn't it ?
we couldn't say this deck of cards stink could we?
we could but who would believe you ?
Who would volunteer to smell the cards?
I think i'll leave that honour to you, aren't I kind ? ;D
If the cards stink, then the other players may hold there hand away from there chest just enough to catch a glimpse of what there holding, that would give you an edge
and that would not be cheating, right?
Is it wrong to cheat?
I once played a hand of dominos by showing everyone what I had. I was first one out :icon_smile_big:
I don't mind being in the dark, don't you?
don't you prefer it with the light on ? :D
Don't that spoil the surprise? :lol:
what if that she was a he?
who gets the surprise ?
Whose name is on the gift tag?
how do you read a gift tag in the dark , is it in braille ?
Will someone touch it for me?
Why won't you touch it? Scared?
it does feel bumpy, could be warts?
see you should have had the lights on shouldn't you ?
Hey, get your hands off my knee?
do you have a visitor ?
Who else is here?
Just watching TV, what about you?
multi tasking , that's a rare gift isn't it ?
Doesn't everyone try to do it?
I can sleep, watch TV and dream, what about you?
do you drool when you fall asleep in front of the TV ? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't that called a wet dream?
when you have a wet dream I don't think your supposed to end up with a soggy chest are you ? :scratchchin:
wouldn't that depend on the position you chose to do it in?
What happens if you sleep upside down?
are you a bat ?
I have been called a old bat, are you talking about a baseball bat or a animal?
Don't think I have ever been called an old bat.....old brat maybe?
what about a ding bat ?
Isn't that what you call a girl that doesn't listen?
Quote from: polywideblock on February 02, 2014, 04:42:04 AM
what about a ding bat ?
:smilielol:
isn't that a wife ? :whistling:
What about a ex-wife? :lol:
Wouldn't a more accurate form of address for an ex-wife be ****[rhymes with bunt]?
Perhaps preceded by the word [expletive deleted]
gee there's lots of names for them isn't there ? :scratchchin:
Of course some are unfair,but are not some.......an understatement?
Seriously, I'm not one for much name calling.....the ex is about the only one I use that specific term on.
for some there are no words to describe ,am I right ?
Yeah, even the thought is nauseating, right?
makes you wonder why you married them doesn't it ? :brickwall:
Could it be that I was honest and she was not?
could it be they weren't honest with themselves ?
Was she fooling herself?
do they really think they can change us ?
Don't we all fool ourselves at times?
I have come to realize the worst thing you can do......is lye to yourself.
isn't that all part of this thing called life ?
tomorrow is another day :yesnod:
isn't this thing called life supposed to be fun? :scratchchin:
Can be fun.......1st birthday for third grandson today :2thumbs:
Tomorrow....pull a chunk of $$$$ from bank to pay property taxes :flame:
Are you making it fun for you?
Kinda late on the taxes, aren't you?
Don't we all try to make it fun?
Just a bit. Sometimes you have to juggle things around, as people don't always pay me on time......
Isn't it like Walt Disney World?
It happens to most of us :cheers:
if its like Disney world can I have dibs on the princess's and the mermaids ? :D
Don't you want Minnie instead?
haven't you heard ? mickeys got crabs :rotz:
Did he catch them from goofy?
didn't he get them from Minnie too?
Wasn't Minnie sleeping with Daisy?
Goofy was not Mickeys friend, thinking Pluto , so are you not naming the wrong...uhhhh....well...dude?
wasn't Pluto mickeys dog ?
did he give Pluto crabs too :o
Wasn't Goofy a dog too?
strange isn't it ?
one was his dog and one was his friend :scratchchin:
Isn't a dog a man's best friend?
so are pluto and goofy one in the same ? :scratchchin:
Should we ask Mickey?
will he fess up ?
If he lied, will his nose grow like Pinocchio?
so he'll look like he did before plastic surgery ?
Did Mickey have plastic surgery?
he's how old and still looks ? ;D
Didn't they make him look older again?
so he looks like a rat again ?
Is that what you think he looks like in this pic?
(http://media.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2013/06/mickey-mouse-donald-duck-animated-disney-cartoon.jpg)
If he's a rat, does he like to squeal on his friends?
why does Donald never wear pants?
Was "Commando" every a fad? Maybe Arnold has something to say about this?
but, if goes swimming, has trunks on, I'm not up to date on fads....you?
aren't I in the wrong country to be keeping up on fads ?
maybe I am....so, you are down under, does that make me rightside up?
to me your upside down aren't you?
but, you know that's not the case, I'm up here....is "down Under" a lie?
is down under a matter of perspective ?
If you're down under, where am I, heaven?
are you on the other side ?
Could I be watching over you from the Clouds?
how do you know I'm not already up there in the clouds too ? ;)
Are you higher than a kite?
kites go pretty high up don't they ?
Do you mean high up in a tree?
would that depend on who's flying the kite ?
Would it not depend more on where they were flying the kite?
well everyone knows not to fly a kite near a tree don't they ?
Aren't power lines on that list as well?
free electricity anyone ?
What is it going to cost me?
but its free isn't it ?
Is free really free?
do you mean like take it it's free or fly be free? :icon_smile_big:
Are you just giving electricity away for free?
if I'm getting it for free why not ?
Why not sell it and make a profit?
is that the 21st century talking ?
Isn't that usually what a lot of people end up doing?
so money really does make the world go round then ?
Does the world stop spinning?
if it did would we fall off ?
Are you off your rocker?
we would not fall off....the world...things would suck....know how I know?
(unsure about Stroker and the rocking chair)
Watch Aftermath, if the world stopped spinning.... :icon_smile_big:
didn't you know there is no gravity the world sucks ? :icon_smile_big:
would you fall up?
we can fall up the stairs can't we?
yes but do you really plan to do it ?
Can we use the stairway to heaven?
are you in a hurry to get there ?
Would we get there faster if we use the escalators?
don't they go down ?
What happens if we lose power?
I heard of people getting stuck on escalators on power outages
don't they just turn into stairs ?
:slap:
If were going up the down escalator, will we be getting nowhere?
What if it was broken?
don't you think some people would just stand there and not know what to do?
these days I don't find that hard to believe ,do you ?
You think they would use there smart phones to call for help?
Are they that smart?
what, the people or the phones?
is there an app for that ?
It should tell you how to "remove yourself from a non moving escalator" wouldn't it?
would it say "step one carefully feel for next step with your left foot " ? :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't say "walk this way"?
if it said that they might mistake it for their iPod do you think ?
would they know that song?
they should , shouldn't they ? I do ;D
Doesn't that song come from a time when.....a song actually was music?
do you mean a time when you bought the album and listened to it all , most times finding better songs than the single ?
man that was long ;D
Was thinking that much of todays......what is called music, really isn't music, is it?
Me.....a fan of the classics![rock of course :2thumbs:]
If you can scream, you're singing, right?
if you know the right people anything can sound good right ? :angel:
now they just listen to a particular song off iTunes etc. never get the experience ,we don't even have a record shop anymore :rotz:" you can get it online"
wouldn't our parents have said the same kinda thing about the music we listened to?
Guaranteed.....but wouldn't they have been even more "vocal"[pun intended] about "rap" so-called music?
couldn't be any worse than hearing about "those damn Hippies" just yelling, could it? ;D
what about opera ? ;)
opera is like and old dog looking for a new home isn't it?
isn't it like an old dog with his leg caught in a trap ?
Is the trap somting that never let's go
if it never let go, how would you let the trapped thing out?
wouldn't you just cut it off?
what if you forgot a knife?
could you use other tools?
what about an axe ? :icon_smile_big:
I would rather cut with a chain saw, wouldn't you? :icon_smile_big:
aren't they noisy and smelly ?
Yeah......but if you get a big enough one......cuts like h*** doesn't it?
isn't an axe better exercise ?
Sure is.....but doesn't a saw get more done?
yes but its just not the same is it ?
axeman's phrase "chopping wood ,heats you twice " :yesnod:
The old lumber jack looks over at the young jack holding the axe and asked him "what are you wating for" the young jack asks" where's the start button?" :smilielol:
sorry I got off track.
Comparing an axe to a chain saw is like comparing a bicycle to a motorcycle don't you think?
back on track now.
what if it was a moped?
Wouldn't you want a Harley Davidson instead?
They have lots of shiny parts, right?
are you attracted by lots of chrome ?
aren't you?
Isn't too much chrome over doing it?
doesn't chrome hold the heat ?
never hear anyone talk about it anymore :scratchchin:
what if the heat did not want to be held?
Has anyone tried holding Google Chrome? :icon_smile_big:
to ransom ? ;)
Was "Ransom" was a good movie?
would that not depend on the type of movies you like?
What if you don't have good taste?
Then don't you think you'll be spit out ? :puke:
never had that complaint ,have you?
is it safe to say I never asked?
doesn't one always strive to improve ? ;D
There's always room for improvement isn't there?
you'd have to ask to find out wouldn't you?
Who should I ask?
that would be the one complaining about the bad taste wouldn't it ?
Should we look for a different chef?
Did he add some extra flavoring?
Isn't he following the recipe?
Wasn't it the pit stop he added to the recipe?
should we boil the Chef? :stirthepot:
Didn't Bugs Bunny boil the chef's?
why didn't Elmer or Sam win just once ?
What fun would that be?
would be fun for elmer or sam wouldn't it ?
favourite Sam quote "stupid humpty backed mule "
Would Daffy enjoy it though?
Elmer did win at least one battle. It was the one where he was the cartoonist drawing the Bugs cartoon. :yesnod:
did daffy enjoy anything ?
yea but didn't he just f*ck with him? gave him a tail with a flag on it if I remember right .I'm talking fricassee
Did Daffy get his advice from Wile E.?
I think Bugs gave Daffy the flag for a tail. Elmer gave Bugs a horse's tail. Also, shrunk his head, changed his ears, ect...
they suffered the same fate often enough it seems possible doesn't it ?
you could be right :scratchchin: I'm more a sam fan yee haa an all that
who's asking?
isn't everyone ?
Isn't the Matrix everyone and everything?
what if you never saw that movie?
Was there a movie called Matrix?
didn't it have ted in it ?
Are you talking about Ted Nugent?
could it be bills friend ted ?
Didn't they have an excellent adventure?
:yesnod: and then a bogus journey wasn't it ?
I dunno, I forget...my memory is bad, yours?
doesn't it depend on what you have to remember ?
I forget....okay?
Are you talking about bill and ted's excellent adventure? :2thumbs:
aren't they making number 3 soon ? :scratchchin:
When is it expected out?
your closer to the source(US) don't you know ?
Will it be a Summer blockbuster?
will Alex and kenu still be in it ?
Would someone new play the part better?
do you think ?
Who would you prefer to play the role?
isn't the original the best ?
Couldn't we see some cool looking woman play the new roles?
and there's no Rufus anymore is there ?
rip George carlin
Can they ever replace him?
:angel:
maybe joe rogan ?
Do you think he's as funny as George?
the only people as funny as George are with him aren't they ?
kinison,candy etc
I wonder which one is getting the last laugh in?
if I had to guess I'd pick kinson ,what do you think ?
does it pay to think?
Are you too broke to think and pay attention?
Could it be old age and decreptness are the reasons I don't pay as much attention?
does he give discounts to pensioners ?
as I have "senior" moments often.....do I get a discount?
Does that mean we all should get a discount?
pathetic isn't it ? ;)
do we all have "senior" moments?
Does a senior citizen count?
don't they just have moments ?
Could that be special moments?
the one clear thought perhaps ?
Do we need clear minds for clear thoughts?
that could be a problem could it not ?
Are you having dirty thoughts?
does somewhat fogy count ?
Are you feeling better because of it?
how about if I said I felt better then?
Will you be able to play hopscotch afterwards?
are you familiar with the phrase slowly slowly catchy monkey ?
Never heard of it, where is that phrase from?
do you watch "top gear " ?
The British or American version?
which do you like ?
Aren't they both good?
have you seen the ozzy version ?
When is it on?
didn't it get canned in 2011?
right now :icon_smile_big: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpuk4KPbjEc
part 2 and 3 are on the right + other episodes
That's too bad isn't it?
The British Top Gear had a 68 Charger on it, very cool.
Will they start another version?
which country do you think ?
Do you have a country in mind that they could run a new series from?
What about making one for NZ.?
wouldn't that be called top baaa ? ;D
Is that the place where sheep hide?
isn't it where the men are men and the sheep are nervous ? :rofl:
What do the little sheep (lamb) say there?
what ever it is it will have a funny accent won't it ?
Would it sound like daaaadddy?
is that possible ?
It is if it's their parent right?
the sheep ?
Isn't a baby sheep called a lamb?
don't they make good chops ? :drool5:
How much wood can a lamb chop?
don't they find it hard to hold the chainsaw ?
Could they get the axe instead?
isn't that the "chop" in chop ?
Are you chopping a car roof?
to make a BBQ to cook the lamb chops ?
We would not want to use a Chevy, wouldn't that sour the lamb chops?
only got to get it hot enough to burn off the cooties ,right ? ;D
Did you ever see a Chevy hot enough to burn anything off?
nothing a gallon of fuel wont fix is it ?
Would you really need to do that, don't you think the cooties will come to there senses and leave on there own looking for a better place to stay?
aren't some cooties sticky ?
Wouldn't cooties prefer to stick on the slowest moving things available..ie a chevy?
isn't that why we were burning them off?
I think the cooties jumped into the brazilien hair cut didn't they?
Are we all invited?
to the Brazilian hair cut or the cootie cook off
Should we toast marshmallows instead?
I was off a page. :lol:
Can we make smores?
Do you have some chocolate?
what's a smores ?
Haven't you had one?
Toasted marshmallow and a piece of chocolate sandwiched between two pieces of graham crackers :drool5: Campfire favorite
are they good ?
whats a graham cracker :slap:
Do you like chocolate and toasted marshmallow?
A graham cracker is a cracker made with honey that is covered in cinnamon and sugar
Can I have the chocolate and toasted marshmallows only?
what happened to sticking snags on a stick ?
like a donut :shruggy:
You have donuts on a stick?
Can I have a donut stick?
This is a graham cracker. A stack of them actually.
(https://sp3.yimg.com/ib/th?id=H.4599649227967539&pid=15.1)
And this is a smore :drool5: :drool5: :drool5: :drool5:
(http://trialx.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/recipes/Indoor_S_Mores-4.jpg)
don't you cook snags on a stick over there ?
donuts in a bag(fresh cinnamon and sugar ) or box (crispy cream iced )
that looks like the sugar rush would kill you :yesnod:
Aren't they just fancy toasted marshmallows covered in chocolate?
Not really.
You only want one or two smores.
did I stuff up again ?
snags =sausages you sharpen a willow or similar branch/twig and stick it up snag cook over fire till done or black :icon_smile_big:)
Does it appear that you did?
Yes, we cook sausages on sticks. Hot dogs and brat wursts. Also cook biscuits on a stick and then fill them with jellies and jams :drool5:
everything is so the same but different isn't it ?
what about damper ? floor salt water/beer make a dough and cook in foil till sounds hollow ,eat hot with butter
Are you over stuffed?
can you be overstuffed ?
Have you started popping buttons?
would bigger clothes help ?
Are you needing a new wardrobe?
What, you don't have a thing to wear?
won't the birthday suit do ?
Isn't that too old to wear?
:lol: I'm the only one that has to look at it so who's worried ?
Have you ever seen anyone out wear there birthday suit?
had mine rubbed a bit thin in places does that count ? :angel:
Just put duct tape on the worn thin parts, then spray paint to match the background color, think anybody would notice?
do you think it will tickle when you try to take it off ?
Wouldn't that depend on how fast you would pull it ?
either way there's going to be damage to the "suit" isn't there ?
Will someone notice?
won't the most important person notice ? me ;D
Do you look at yourself in the mirror?
isn't that what there for ?
Do you ask it a question?
what happened ?
who's the fairest of them all?
Who are the candidates? :popcrn:
Shirley Manson would have to be one wouldn't she ?
(http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/imagesCA81Q7KT.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/imagesCA81Q7KT.jpg.html)
she looks so young there doesn't she?
The top side of her dress looks young dosn't it?
Isn't she like 45 something?
Top side size, 34-B?
would you agree it a handful ?
Could it be a mouthful instead?
could they be both?
Can you multitask?
I think I'd try for Shirley ,what do you think ?
Is there anyone better looking?
I don't think so , some might disagree but don't you think ?
Should I give her my number?
Was i just stabbed in the eye!?
how close were you ?
could you smell it on me?
her perfume ?
Did she wipe first?
her nose ?
Could it be her rear?
do you mean she's got a nice butt?
Could you tell with your eye poked out?
Wouldn't you have one eye open?
which one ?
Wouldn't be the one that isn't poked out?
how did you keep one with poking implements like that ?
Could one be covered with your hand?
the poking implement ?
Where else would your hand be?
could they be a blur of movement ? ;)
Didn't your mom explain that you can go blind doing that?
could it send her blind ?
Would she remember?
how could she forget ? :icon_smile_big:
Forget me? Never! :lol:
has she now got a complex ? ;)
Don't you see the glow on her face?
is that what they call it ? ;D
Could she be guilty?
of what bearing eye poking implements?
Could it be a no bra thing?
I like the no bra thing :drool5: how about you ?
Do you mean like what is in the picture below?
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=H.4754723331244044&pid=15.1)
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on March 01, 2014, 12:57:56 PM
Do you mean like what is in the picture below?
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=H.4754723331244044&pid=15.1)
Is it true, most accidents happen in the bathroom?
wouldn't be from not looking at what your doing would it ? :icon_smile_big:
Is he talking about a bikini shave?
don't some like it rough?
The more the merrier, right?
don't you mind sharing ?
Are some things left to be enjoyed by only yourself?
chupa chups by any chance ?
Were you not taught to share your candy?
do you mean one suck each ? :eek2:
Don't you think taking turns may be the proper way to make friends?
if theres two couldn't we have one each ?
Then you wouldn't need to share would you?
What if there's three?
Then the odd one could be shared between each other right?
who said I wanted an odd one ? :icon_smile_big:
Do you like to get even instead?
isn't it best to stay level ?
Level headed enough to know its finally home time,... it is, isn't it?
wouldn't that depend where you are ?
its lunch time :drool5:
wouldn't what you have for lunch somewhat depend on where you are?
does a hamburger count?
How come is it called a hamburger if it doesn't have ham in it?
Do you think hamburgers are made by the same people that make Oyster Crackers?
I haven't seen them making crackers have you ?
Isn't crackers made by little elf's?
something like umpa-lumpa's ?
aren't those in willy wonka and the chocolate factory?
which one Gene or Johnny's ?
Could it be in Gene's?
don't you think gene was a little scary in the role ?
Do you think Johnny's was funnier?
don't know about funny ,creepy maybe ?
Do you like creeping better?
Must you creep before you can crawl?
doesn't creeping take practice ?
Just lay on the ground, wiggle around and move forward, you would master it very quickly would you not?
are you doing the worm ?
Isn't that a military terminology?
didn't scotty too hotty coin the phrase ?
Who's that?
isn't he from wwe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7vkKi6Obk yeah I know but its always good for a laugh :lol:
Does wrestling have any appeal left in it?
isn't it like everything else today and they have taken the "drama" to excessive levels to appeal to the "jaded "teens ?
Do you think it's more on the same level as Honey boo boo?
is anything on the level of honey boo boo ? :eek2:
Would the purple Barney be close?
How much drama can a purple dinosaur cause?
all depends who's close enough to grab doesn't it ? :D
Does dinosaur's have long enough arms to grab?
Could it be more important to consider the length of the dinosaurs teeth?
does barney have any teeth at all ?
Good point, does he?
if he does are they made of felt ?
makes sense doesn't it?
wouldn't want him to bite the rug rats would we ? ;D
How else is Barney going to get them to mind?
a good tail whipping ?
What if he's a licking dinosaur?
that's a bit creepy, isn't it?
all depends on who's getting the lick doesn't it ?
What are Rugrats doing licking dinosaurs?
rugrats...... a licking barney.....isn't that enough to give a kid nightmares?
Doesn't a nightmare need a clown?
Normally yes.....but in this case wouldn't rugrats and a licking barney work?
Is that enough to give them a nightmare?
don't you think either one would?
Is it enough to make them to not want to go to sleep?
if their licking barney wont they have furballs ? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't Barney made of gum?
I thought he was a purple felt dinosaur that made a show , isn't he ?
Wasn't the purple people eater the same way?
whats worse......barney licking....or licking barney?
What has Barney been into?
what hasn't he licked ?
do you really want to know what he licks?
is barney like the dog ? :angel:
that's a mental pic I really don't need.....do you?
Is it bath time for Barney?
A wet barney.....did I really need that mental pic either?
would he smell like wet dog ?
Wouldn't he smell like the soap or shampoo?
I just noticed the Mad Mod thread is gone. Guess Steve thinks he got his point across :scratchchin:
does he use soap or shampoo?
Seemes to be working......the 4 door thread has been civil.....
Couldn't he use both?
Is there something i'm missing about the mad mod thread? :shruggy:
Why would a dinosaur need soap and shampoo?
Nope, I just made an observation realizing it was gone.
is he a dirty dirty dinosaur ? :D
hmmm.....doesn't he play.....with kids a lot?
Does Barney play fair?
Do not know......only seen he long enough to change the channel......do you think he does?
what does he do when not on screen ?
ever heard of a Christmas tape , we had a kids show called "agro"s carton connection " saw the Christmas tape years ago ,not for kids :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys just a bit of it
When is he not on the air?
are you saying he smells ?
Does anyone know what a purple dinosaur smells like?
would the guy inside know ?
Are you sure it's a guy inside?
I thought Barney was cream filled. Am I mistaken?
that would be a funny guy wouldn't it ?
Could he be more funnier?
being cream filled, he couldn't get much funnier could he ?
What if we were talking about Barney Rubble, isn't he a cream puff?
don't you think that's a bit harsh ?
wouldn't call a caveman a creampuff :scratchchin: who ended up with a bowl of fruity pebbles :D
Does he have a fruitful personality?
can you define fruitful ?
Will non cocoa pebbles be fruitful?
did you have coco pebbles ?
we only had fruity pebbles
Who hasn't had cocoa pebbles from the states?
I should send you a box. :drool5:
Don't they make the milk taste like chocolate? :drool5:
What was the question?
do fruity pebbles make the milk taste like chocolate wasn't it ?
we have coco pops just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchie
How can Fruity Pebbles make milk taste like chocolate? :slap:
could you get the two confused ?
Could the Fruity Pebbles be chocolate covered? :drool5:
is that for the really big day ?
What day is that? :popcrn:
Could it be for his birthday?
it would be any day you needed lots of sugar rush energy wouldn't it ?
would adding caffeine to the sugar rush help?
could it give you wings ? :lol:
perhaps with wings you would crash harder?
don't they say the higher you climb the further the fall ?
ever hear it's not the fall that hurts......it's the sudden stop?
so the answer then must be to just stay up and avoid the fall ?
Do you fall gracefully?
is it possible to fall gracefully ?
Don't lady ice skaters do it all the time?
Are you calling him a lady?
who can ice skate ? :icon_smile_big:
Someone with coordination and balance?
Not me, I'd be like a cow on ice.
isn't that a mental picture to hang on to ?
Perhaps it's a memory?
I grew up on a farm......
is it a traumatic one ?
and put ice skates on cows for fun :shruggy:
could it be that I have fallen more then my share?
You don't need to put skates on a cow.....their not the most coordinated and graceful of creatures.
so ice must really suck then ?
who said cows can't dance :icon_smile_big: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZixgIE3WShk
Isn't cow tipping worst than ice on a cow?
Have you ever been cow tipping dyslexic?
How well does a cow tip?
Wouldn't that depend on the service?
where would a cow keep her change ? :scratchchin:
Did you ask the bull?
the steer would have a better idea wouldn't it ?
Quote from: Mopar Nut on March 17, 2014, 12:22:45 AM
Isn't cow tipping worst than ice on a cow?
Have you ever been cow tipping dyslexic?
Has anyone here....ever even seen a cow up close?
Sorry about being out of order......just had to answer this.
A small breed-maybe 800-900LBs......Holsteins weigh 1200. You just do not move something like that easily. Especially when one of the [expletive deleted] is standing on your foot. You wouldn't want to tip one anyway......can twist one of the stomachs, or the uterus. So no tipping allowed.
Now, back to the regular scheduled nonsense.
yes ugly brutes aren't they ?
so gymnastics are out :icon_smile_big:
do think a cow could be smart?
Gymnastics? :smilielol:
We did need to move a down cow, usually during calving, you'd need to get them into a better position. Think 1000lb of jello in a plastic bag. Kinda resists movement. And when it does move, it's not in the direction you want . Or rolls back. Or splatters you with various waste products. Fun, fun, fun.
Would a laughing cow be funny?
Would you believe I felt I was often being laughed at?
Maybe it was your cold hands, did she look like this?
Perhaps it wasn't quite so obvious.....would you believe it felt like that?
isn't stuff coming out of cows when their making that face ?
Can you believe the volume of fluid that can come is incredible?
definitely tap on or tap off isn't it?
plus, you do realize there is 2 kinds of fluid, drool and snot?
just how close to this cow were you ? ;)
always looked the same to me :eek2:
you need to get close to milk don't you?
Trust me, one's much, much worse.
with a super sucker or by hand ?
Are you sure you're milking a cow and not a bull?
that's easy to pick isn't it?
cows give milk and bulls give cream :scratchchin:
Isn't it......four on one and one on the other?
that and cows don't get quit as excited when you grab their teats, right ?
Isn't there a machine for milking cows now?
Can't you just use a bucket?
Isn't that manual labor?
Is there something wrong with that? :popcrn:
isn't that what labour saving devices were invented for ?
Can we attach smart phones to each teat and let the kids go wild?
Would cows understand texting?
how could a cow use a smartphone ?
I would say by mooving it up to it's face wouldn't you? :smilielol:
could hooves hold a phone ?
Could they be using super glue?
What would they be doing with super glue?
could they be putting on false eyelashes ? :icon_smile_big:
A cow wearing false eyelashes? :scratchchin:
Hmmm, seems I have seen a few cows wearing false ones...... :angel:
don't cows in false eyelashes look better than pigs in false eyelashes ?
:lol:
Are the pigs wearing lipstick?
so.....be worse if the cow was wearing false eyelashes AND lipstick?
Seen that before too......
just where is this weird town that dresses the livestock so ?
Where do the ex's live?
is there somewhere to send them ?
Don't the ex's live in Texas?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk7uXaNuWNE
if their all there it would be a bitter twisted place wouldn't it ?
Perhaps someone will get the idea we really hate our ex ?
Truth is, I'm for the most part, past that. But's it's kinda like :horse: once in a while there's a twitch, and you need to smack it.....
isn't hate to soft a word ?
as long as its a twitch and not a itch if you get what I mean :icon_smile_big:
Would extremely hate be harder?
isn't extreme anything the hard core version ?
"extreme" is kinda extreme isn't it?
As to the "itch" mentioned.....be more like a very bad rash......
isn't that what those clowns from jackass say ?
rashes are never good are they :lol:
Doesn't everyone hate clowns? :scratchchin:
Hmmm, especially an extreme rash :angel:
could IT have something to do with that ?
(http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/imagesCAPPE3VK.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/imagesCAPPE3VK.jpg.html)
Was that the movie written by Stephen King?
Who's Stephen King?
He's the guy who married Tabitha King?
have you seen cats eyes ?
Or Christine?
Was Christine really Bad To The Bone?
maybe Cooter should be asked?
Remember King admitted in an interview.....even he needed a nightlight to sleep. :scared:
what about sometimes they come back ?
Will they have big tommyknockers?
Is that better then small tommyknockers?
I like small tommyknockers what about yourself ? :D
Never had any real......requirements...... in that area......isn't it more about what you do with what you have, then just having? :scratchchin:
but if you use them to much won't they wear out ?
Can't you just buy news ones?
doesn't the owner of the first set get pissed when you trade up ?
Wouldn't that depend on if there was a valid reason to trade up?
worn out suspension comes to mind , any other reasons ?
Lose rear end? :angel:
does it whine at speed ? :D
Isn't it better to get a moan? :angel:
You know.....if the rear end gets too lose......something might fall out..... :scared:
isn't a moan an indicator of worn bearings ?
or just get lost in space :icon_smile_big:
Could a moan indicate just the right amount of......friction? :angel:
isn't friction caused by a lack of lubrication ?
If you are doing it right.....doesn't it provide it's own lubrication? :scratchchin:
wouldn't that depend on the use by date ?
I realize there's a "better if used by" date......I didn't know there was a definite "use by" date......did you? :angel:
I dont need a use by date. I do what i want. Dont you?
Would that be legal?
Seems there is, and should be......a do NOT use before date?
isn't it best to not keep seafood to long ?
But can you not get into trouble for using seafood before it is.....legally ready?
like only eating oysters in months with an R in them ? ;D
I get the oyster reference, but don't you think the younger ones among us need to pay attention to the "do not use before" date "R" in the month or not?
If im 30, am i young or old?
Young enough to do......and old enough to know better?
is this like the don't open till Christmas stickers ?
This coming Christmas or last Christmas, could it be the sticker is a year old already?
Aren't they meant to be only opened on Christmas?
Isn't it Christmas anytime you can open anything?
aren't some openings just like Christmas ?
Would the openings with Charger parts be a better Christmas?
should an opening with a charger part in it be best left well alone ? :angel:
But what if after you open it.....[and can't return it] you find it doesn't fit well? :angel:
could it be modified to fit ?
Isn't it easier to carefully, patiently, stretch one to fit.......then to try to shrink one to fit? :angel:
what if the elastic is broke ? ;D
Where/how would one get new elastic.....without trading up? :shruggy:
don't they have that fix in japan ? :scratchchin:
Are you suggesting trading up to a cute little Japanese model? :angel:
is that an option ? :scratchchin:
Honda or Toyota?
isn't Thai tastier ? :D
I dunno bout that, do you remember the scene from "Hangover 2"?
Could you enlighten me? Never seen it.
I haven't seen it either ,what happened ?
Shouldn't you see it for yourself?
Funny movie!
Something about mushrooms i think?
Oh my god, she didn't eat the psychedelic mushrooms did she?
that could make for some fun times don't you think ?
Would those remind you of the seventies?
What else happened in the 70's?
Didn't Detroit stop producing great muscle cars in the 70's?
was that cause of all the psychedelic mushrooms ? :yesnod:
Was OPEC enjoying these mushrooms?
don't they pickle them ?
Wouldn't that take the magic out of them?
so they'd fight over the "juice" left in the jar then ?
Was the "magic" left in the juice?
so its magic juice then ?
are we talking about the same juice here ;D
If you put "magic" into liquid......wouldn't that be juice?
Have no idea what you are talking about. :angel:
Wouldn't it be called a tonic instead?
aren't tonics sour and hard to take but ?
Would a lime help?
aren't limes sour and hard to take ? ;D
"Hard to take"? Isn't that what she said?
didn't she say I take it hard ?
Is that how she likes it?
I've had about enough of this post whoring crap :flame:
did she really say that ?
is there a prize or something :shruggy: I could do without one altogether (post count ) don't even take notice of it
Could you be dreaming?
is it caught on tape ?
Isn't it illegal to record someone without there knowledge?
don't you have to get caught first ?
Are you using a GoPro?
:lol: wouldn't they notice the large square box strapped to your head ?
What head are you talking about?
do go pro's go there ?
Aren't they water proof?
but are they shock proof ? :scared:
Could you get a vibrating option?
could you just stay home with the vibrating option ? ;)
Is there a app for that?
isn't there a app for everything ?
Is there a do everything app?
that would be a "wife " app wouldn't it ?
Isn't that what you call a GPS tracker?
isn't the GPS tracker what your wife slips in your stuff before you go out so she can keep tabs on you ? :scratchchin:
I thought that was a ball and chain, could I be wrong?
don't you notice it dragging behind you ?
Wouldn't it be better to pick it up and carry it?
the ball and chain or the wife ?
Could we carry the ex-wife to the curb?
ex wife , what ex wife :misbehaving:
Should we have left her at the altar?
What if she comes back, like in "Kill Bill"?
could you get a dog ? (http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/dog.png) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/dog.png.html)
What about dating a new girlfriend?
Would that be like a "Best if used by" date?
the dog or the girlfriend ? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't a dog a man's best friend?
if it drools like that it can be friends at a distance don't you think ?
Would you pet a drooling dog?
whats a little drool between friends ?
owned a neo mastiff :yesnod: he used to carry his own towel tucked in his collar
what about a drooling girlfriend?
How big are those dogs?
is that like a dribbling girl friend ?
Winston was 78 KG ( about 170 LB ) but he was spoiled and got lots of treats :shruggy:
Can your girlfriend dribble a basketball?
maybe on one ?
Does she even know what one is?
Would she be a keeper if she could dribble?
could it be a sign of disease ?
Wouldn't you be more worried if she was foaming at the mouth?
wouldn't that depend on what she was doing beforehand ? :D
Would that mean she was enthusiastic enough to make foam?
do you mean something like a thick shake ? :angel:
Got milk for that shake?
Could this line of thought cause some to become lacteous- intolerant?
Does milk make you sick?
what about milt ?
What does milt taste like?
would you have to ask milt's wife ? :angel:
Isn't he crazy to be married?
Wouldn't that depend on how much one liked the others milk?
don't some think its ok?
Wouldn't you?
marriage ?
:slap: i'll pass
Love them and leave them, right?
don't they say "treat them mean to keep them keen " ?
Would they ever want to leave then?
isn't the job done when they don't want to leave ?
What happens if they're mean and not keen?
Not me, but don't some like it that way?
whips, chains and rubber anyone ? :scratchchin:
Does she like to be submissive or dominant?
who wants a dominant one ? :shruggy:
Aren't they pretty much dominant anyway?
isn't that just the way they get if allowed to run wild ?
Isn't that why they make a better maid then a wife?
what if the wife finds out about the maid ?
Arnold Schwarzenegger what?
so that would be divorce then?
Or, would it be divide and conquer?
isn't there a law against cutting up the wife ? :scratchchin:
Could it be a cake wife that he's cutting up?
whats a cake wife ?
Everyone gets a piece? :slap:
Do you have a piece of the rock?
Quote from: polywideblock on April 17, 2014, 03:40:17 AM
whats a cake wife ?
It's a big fake cake where someone's wife jumps out and yells Happy Birthday!
It's a big fat cake where someone's wife jumps out and yells Happy Birthday!
fixed it for you isn't that better ?
You do awesome work, are you for hire?
would that be in bitcoins ?
Are bitcoins real?
Sydney just got Australia's first bitcoin teller machine ,so they must be eh ?
Do you have a picture?
Would you rather have a thousand words instead?
can I have a thousand bitcoin credits instead ? ;D
Are you sure that is what you want?
is there a catch ?
Do I get a wish too?
is that an Easter wish ?
Does Easter wishes come in three's?
Wouldn't 3 wishes be more appropriate for the 3 word thread?
could you make three wishes in 3 words ? :scratchchin:
Would......"twenties, fifties, and hundreds" work? :coolgleamA:
Do you want to send them to me using PayPal?
isn't that the point of using bitcoins ?
So bitcoins are a separate entity, how can you send me some?
isn't it all done in cyberspace ?
How can I spend them?
I only see merchants that take cash, plastic or PayPal.
are they a bit behind the times ?
Isn't us old people a bit behind the times anyway?
a bit ?
How far behind is a bit? :popcrn:
how long is a piece of string ? :popcrn:
What is the string used for?
Is that a G-string?
could you use that as dental floss ?
Would you use it if it was covered with a brown stripe?
is that chocolate ?
What does it taste like?
wouldn't it be best to smell first ?
looks like dog sh*t , smells like dog sh*t , tastes like dog sh*t gee :scratchchin: I think it might be dog sh*t
What if you have a cold and your nose is stuffed up? :errr:
then you'd be stuck with the taste test then wouldn't you? :eek2:
Sooo, who wants to go first?
would this be one of the few time when being first isn't that good ? :scratchchin:
Should we pick straws, who wants to go first?
what about rock paper scissors ?
Should we try now?
are you that keen to do the taste test ?
I don't mind if we let him do the taste test, do you?
if he wants to volunteer who am I to stand in the way ?
Would you still stand in his way if he was coming at you?
would it be best to dodge and weave so that maybe he'll miss ? :scratchchin:
Are you quick enough to know when to dodge him?
wouldn't he give some kind of indication that the time was near ?
Are we singing Elvis's songs?
have you heard me sing ? :scared:
Will you sing me a tune?
Would it cause more then one :scared: :scared:
[if I did......it would]
would you sing out of tune?
whats a tune ? :scratchchin: ;D
Music to one's ear or awful sounding to another's ear, wouldn't you say?
have you noticed that what some love others hate ?
I like all kinds of music, what about you?
My mood swings my music interest, and it will be a sad day when the music dies, don't you think?
if you pass on the love it'll never die will it ?
all three of my daughters listen to 80's-90's metal /hair bands :coolgleamA:
Isn't good to educate our kids on the different music, right?
Your daughters have a good taste in music.
isn't it good to be well rounded ?
would that mean you'd roll easier?
Is he able to rock and roll now?
like a rolling stone ?
Can you sing like Mick?
wouldn't the question be do you look like mick ?
Are you talking about Mick Dundee or Mick Jagger?
Isn't he called crocodile Dundee from down under?
could they both use a facelift ?
How far did their faces fall?
is there a limit ?
Would a plastic surgeon help?
what about a tin of bog ?
Would that be enough?
could it be a big tin ?
How about a 55 gal. drum?
Would it be half full or half empty?
who's getting bogged up first ?
Who was the first one to complain of the condition?
Can we all agree to disagree?
about what ?
Who's on first?
What's on second?
so who's on third ?
Is there a shortstop?
why is he short ?
Why doesn't he have enough money?
does he own a charger ? :yesnod:
Chargers can't be that expensive, can they? :whistling:
is it something only an owner can understand ? :scratchchin:
Are we owners or caretakers?
your an owner till you can't drive any more ,right ?
What about if I lose my mind instead?
Haven't you lost that already? :rofl: :nana:
Isn't that the first thing to go when getting old? :lol:
how do you know when its gone ?
What's gone? :smilielol:
was it there to loose in the first place ? :scratchchin:
How can you loose something if you don't remember you had it?
if you don't remember having it is there a chance that maybe you didn't ?
Could you be dreaming?
would that be day dreaming ?
Are you dreaming at night?
but its the middle of the afternoon isn't it ?
Are you having day dreams about night things, in the middle of the afternoon?
do you mean afternoon delight ?
Do want to sing it with the Starland Band?
have you ever heard me sing ?
if you had you would stop requesting :yesnod:
Do you sing out of tune?
me too, I must be tone deaf
does a bear sh*t in the woods ?
Do they use Charmin toilet paper?
toilet paper ,don't they just walk it off ?
Couldn't they use a camper's tent?
they use rabbits don't they ?
Are they better to use than a porcupine?
using a porcupine could lead to a sticky situation could it not ?
Are they reusable?
porcupines or rabbits ?
What's behind door number three?
is this where you say give me the cleaver man ? :icon_smile_big:
Do you want fry's with that? :lol:
isn't that a peach ? :angel:
Have you seen a Georgia peach?
could you send me one in the post ?
One what? :popcrn:
(http://www.peachsouth.com/images/l_de12eb9db53042208f1597b2be6755dc.jpg)
One? Can you send me one pristine 1968 Charger body that isn't prone to rust?
And if you have time, one Kate Beckinsale? Maybe two? Ok, whos kidding who, make it three...
Isn't three a crowd?
I'll take two off of you.
Isn't this a crowd you'd like to be wrapped up in?
(http://www.gorgeous10.com/image.axd?picture=2010%2f10%2fpierce_triplets.jpg)
Can you tan in the white spots, like with Photoshop? :popcrn:
Are they triplets?
could they just be half of sextuplets ?
How many are there?
Is there less than four?
couldn't you guarantee that they would gang up on you , isn't arguing with just one bad enough ?
Didn't someone once say "As pretty as she is, somewhere, there's a guy thats tired of putting up with her $hit"?
must have been a really smart guy hey ?
Looks can be deceiving, right?
there not deceiving there distracting aren't they ?
With distractions like that, should we be talking?
are we deceiving ourselves while looking at the distractions ?
Could it be just an illusion?
they are an illustrious illusion aren't they ?
Could it be make believe?
aren't you supposed to believe in your dreams ?
Is there a danger in confusing reality and dreams?
Isn't that what we did in the sixties?
but could they tell ? :scratchchin:
Or do they remember?
Are not some things better left forgotten?
are not some things just unforgettable ?
Could the moment right after the birth of kids, when you saw their faces for the first time be unforgettable?
be honest now , is there ever a "beautiful " new born ? :scratchchin:
What about a re-born Charger?
so that would be a born again charger wouldn't it ? :lol:
Born again Charger.......has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? :coolgleamA:
Why would anyone disagree with it?
they would if theirs was original wouldn't they ?
Hmmm, on second thought......"born again" suggests a re-body, doesn't it?
Shouldn't we leave the re-body to the Ford and Chevy owners?
I would prefer if we did......but will the owners more concerned with $$$ do that?
Don't you think they have more $$$ than brains?
isn't that the guys with the 300 000 Maserati ?
Don't they own Ferrari's and Lamborghini's as well?
they'll tell you they have the same sickness we have as well won't they ? :scratchchin:
Will good taste in cars ever go away?
it will last as long as the cars do won't it ?
As long as I can drive them, right?
would you be satisfied being a passenger when you can't ?
Could I have a female model drive it?
yes , but what about the car ? ;D
Can I park it in the garage? :smilielol:
Would you have your choice of entrances?
can I have door three ?
What's behind door number two?
wasn't that Sgt stedenko from the LAPD ? ;D
hay man who cut your hair
Can you verify that information? :popcrn:
could it be that my memory is a bit foggy when it comes to this particular subject ?
alright Sgt stadanko was in sister Mary elephant :yesnod:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzUsSDqPyVI
Are you getting forgetful?
What did I forget? :scratchchin:
what was the question again ? :scratchchin:
Was there a question?
must have been my imagination do you think ?
Are you sure it wasn't a hallucination?
which is better ?
Which one do you prefer?
were drugs involved?
Should there be a drug test?
do we have to study?
Do you have time to study?
do we have to know all their names?
Could we just use our imagination?
do we need imagination, or memory of the 60's?
Isn't the memory the best part from the 60's?
what was the question?
Who could answer such a question?...
if you remember the 60's, were you really there?
does it depend on how cool you were in the 60 's as to weather you remember them or not ? :scratchchin:
Could it be the drugs they were on?
or do you think it could it be the shrooms everyone was consuming ? :yesnod:
Should they have smoked shrooms instead?
aren't they better in a casserole ?
did someone say brownies? :apimp:
do you have a sweet tooth ? ;)
would it be the munchies? :coolgleamA:
can I have a cookie ?
Are you the cookie monster?
Is he blue, or just his car?
should I take a breath ?
Are you going to hold it long?
how long can you hold yours ? ;D
where would you take your breath if you took one?
is this a trick question ? ;D
like the one about French asthma :yesnod:
i know you think you understand what you thought i said, but i'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant. understand?
I thought I understood but now its all just to confusing ,could you repeat the question ? ;D
How many forum members does it take to answer a question? :lol:
isn't that like asking how long a piece of string is ?
would the thickness determine if it is a string or a rope? :shruggy:
doesn't the thickness determine if its "oh" or 'ah " ? :yesnod:
Couldn't it be "nay" or "yay"?
couldn't you leave the light off ? :icon_smile_big:
Would that make it feel better? :icon_smile_big:
would it be a shock ? :o
Do you stick things in electrical outlets?
didn't you learn that leason ?
at 1: 30 :yesnod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlhThmaB70
Isn't that what screwdriver's are used for?
doesn't a fork work better ?
Would a butter knife be better?
isn't a butter knife for butter ?
if someone yelled at you to "cut the crap", would you pull out a pair of scissors?
Isn't scissors better for the rock, paper, scissors game?
so you would prefer to play games?
some games are more fun than others, aren't they ? ;)
Do you want to play another game instead of "Answer the question with a question"
What's wrong with this one? :shruggy: :popcrn:
is it becoming too hard to question everything, or should we be doing "answer the answer with an answer"?
if you have the answers do you have the question ?
Did this turn into Jeopardy? :lol:
can we win a prize ?
The question and answer are one and the same, didn't y'all see The Matrix?
so when you ask, are you then also telling?
Has there ever been an answer without a question first? :ahum:
to get that answer wouldn't you have to ask the wife ? :lol:
Are you talking from experience?
would that be a bad experience ?
how does a single man ever get an answer?
being a single man , there wouldn't be a question would there ? :scratchchin:
would single be considered the prefered life then?
Couldn't you live like a king if you're single?
who would cook dinner?
Can't you cook?
takeout anyone ? ;D
Chinese? :drool5:
that would have to be better than Micky D's wouldn't it ?
Is there any place more worse than Sick Donald's?
Do you want fry's with that?
aren't fry's good with anything but ? :scratchchin:
do you put the chili and cheese on your fries?
do all Americans have a thing for chili ? :eek2:
What's wrong with a little chili? :drool5:
Don't you have chili dogs down under?
Hard to beat a good coney, isn't it? :drool5:
Two would even be better, right?
no chili dogs not much chili anything :shruggy: the chiko roll rules do you have them over there ?
Not really. Is it something Americans would enjoy being that we have hamburgers, hot dogs, tacos, and fried chicken as fast food?
Aren't they pretty much like egg rolls?
I think their thicker and have more in them don't they ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiko_Roll
(http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/579010-chiko-chicks.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/579010-chiko-chicks.jpg.html)
Wouldn't that put them closer in relation to a burrito, except with more dough?
doesn't everything fall out of a burrito but ?
Wouldn't a enchilada taste better?
but what if you don't like Mexican food ? :shruggy:
spicy food kills me :yesnod:
Would you prefer Italian instead?
would I offend anyone if I said I prefer steak and potato's ? :shruggy:
Do you like baked Chicken too?
Would you mind if we have baked fish instead? :drool5:
Does this poll warrant a few more votes?
http://www.zeroto60times.com/blog/2013/10/top-10-classic-cars-guys-attract-women-girls/?utm_source=crowdignite.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=crowdignite.com
what do you think of beer battered fish (fried ) ? :drool5:
Should we have a fish fry and drink the beer?
wouldn't you rather have a scotch while waiting for you fish and chips ? ;D
When's dinner? :icon_smile_big:
Who's cooking?
here its me isn't it always me ? :scratchchin:
no arguments about whats for dinner ;D
are we back to cooking responsibilities?
doesn't it get back to that every afternoon ? :yesnod:
Should I bring the scotch?
sounds like a plan doesn't it ?
Isn't great when a plan comes together?
Should we always have a backup plan just in case?
Should we call it plan "B"?
why not plan 2.0 ? :whistling:
would it be the master plan?
do master plans always work out ?
did you see it on t.v.?
if tis on TV it must be true mustn't it ?
they wouldn't fabricate the news would they?
of course not, don't you believe everything they tell you ?
Is it our Government you're talking about?
wouldn't that be political ? :angel:
Isn't everything political in one way or another?
Mopar nut, did you go on vacation without me? :'( :rofl:
is it best to be neutral ? :angel:
Is that so you can make both sides mad at you? :lol:
if your quiet isn't there a chance you'll go unnoticed ? :yesnod:
Is that like sitting in back?
Are we there yet? :icon_smile_big:
Took the kids to Zion, nice 6 hour road trip, you should've came along, more than welcome.
whats a zion ?
Isn't it a National park here in Utah?
http://www.nps.gov/zion/index.htm
looks lovely ,was it hot ?
Could it of been 70 degrees all three days.
we were there at the right time, usually hot like 100 or more.
is there a river ?
Do we have a paddle?
didn't the monkeys take them ?
Is it really that bad if your up the river without a paddle, because won't you just float back to where you came from?
Wouldn't you like to have a paddle to maneuver your way through the rapids? :popcrn:
Couldn't you use a float tube?
what if you get a puncture ? :'(
Could you use that "Slimy Green Stuff" in you tube so as not to go flat?
Does that stuff really hold air?
is "green slime" toxic ?
Isn't any "green slime" toxic?
what if your the source of the slime ?
Wouldn't that be a personal problem?
could it be viewed as a talent ?
I suppose.......do you want to secrete green slime? :angel:
could it be regarded as a "delicacy" by some ? ;D
Definitely too kinky for me.....how about you? :scratchchin:
what's your definition of kinky ?
kinky is where you use a feather :scratchchin: weird is when you use the whole chook :eek2:
your definition works......can we go with that?
One of the benefits of the internet.....there's ALWAYS someone weirder then we are. :o
but don't they think their "normal " ?
of course.....they can go online and find someone even worse, right?
:smilielol: is that what its really for then ? :scratchchin:
Seems to be a major use......right?
don't they make filters ?
Do they work?
My younger son managed to bypass the school filter when he was in 7th grade....the teacher admitted it was a pretty good piece of work to get past the filter.
Is anything as good as it seems?
isn't necessity the mother of invention ? ;D
Would it hurt to try it out?
does it ever hurt to try ?
sometimes it hurts a lot....doesn't it?
would that depend on what your trying ? :eek2:
Would you be too drunk too care?
could the term "couldn't get that drunk " be applied here ? ;D
If I was passed out and didn't remember count?
just how much did you drink ? :scratchchin:
Would a tall glass of ice tea be too much?
won't that have you getting up and down all night ?
Would 3am be too late to go to bed?
:scratchchin:
if you got up at midday it would be alright wouldn't it ? :scratchchin:
if you are still sleeping more than 6 hours, wouldnt the tea still have an effect?
is it possible to hold on until you wake up ?
Would that depend on Depends?
:lol: if you depend on depends you don't have to wait do you ? :laugh:
What happens if they spring a leak?
could that lead to wet spots ?
would it make it spotty potty ?
Would you call the hershey squirts spotty potty?
wouldn't you call that a disaster ?
Would that depend on if your standing in a forest, or standing in a crowded elevator?
Wouldn't standing make a mess wherever you are?
would squatting be more appropriate ?
Logic suggests that would reduce the spray pattern.....wouldn't it?
at least it'd keep your legs clean wouldn't it ?
That would be a plus, wouldn't it?
anything to keep it out of your shoes right ?
The shoes might get splattered anyway.....right?
but as long as its not between your toes its all good right ?
Are you sure the described event could be labeled "it's all good" in any way?
Would it be better if you were swimming?
Ocean or public pool?
wouldn't the "cloud" be sort of obvious ? ;D
what if it floated to the surface? duh dun duh dun dun dun dun :nana:
would that be a toxic slick ?
Unpleasant....yes, but toxic?
would you like to swim in someone else's slick ?
toxic :yesnod:
Would you have the pool to yourself?
would you keep swimming ?
Swimming to get away wouldn't you say?
I bet you'd get fined by some Gov. agency.
would you have to finish making the slick first ?
cleaning costs at least ;D
wedgy
Could the slick be caused by a wedgy?
haha, I erased the question, it was late.
Perhaps the problem starts before the wedgy?
could the wedgy have caused a back up ? :scratchchin:
Would eating fiber help?
wouldn't that result in the original problem ?
Have we gone full circle yet?
Would that mean we have just swam in to the beginning of our own poo slick?
are we surrounded ?
Should I save you guys from local wet cow pie?
doesn't standing barefoot in cow pie cure footrot ? :scratchchin:
Could cow pies be used for a tooth ache?
would you be that worried about other things you forget the toothache ?
Isn't a toothache something to worry about?
what about a mouth full of cow pie ? :eek2:
Do you want fries with that?
That would be an order of "Barnyard Fries in A Cow Pie" right?
washed down with what ?
Would a Diet Coke help you wash it down?
does it come in a bucket ?
Would a bucket of Coke be enough?
what about two ?
Can you chug two at a time?
could you wash in one ?
Would washing in it first, then drinking it after be less wasteful?
would you drink your bathwater?
how much can you drink ?
Is a gallon of tea too much?
how many will need to drink from the gallon?
Should we use straws?
How big of a straw do you want?
Could I use a milkshake straw?
what about a piece of garden hose ?
Would you mind if we use a sump pump to pump the tea into our mouths?
would a fire pump be better ?
Would that pump too fast?
could you fill buckets from it ?
Could you not fill anything with a fire pump?
would bathtubs be appropriate ? ;D
Should we fill a pool with models and have a wet t-shirt contest?
isn't that the best suggestion we've had yet ? :yesnod:
Would that not depend on the "models" that entered the contest?
seems that could go a couple of ways...... :scratchchin:
Should we hold a beauty contest first?
Could that help?
it couldn't hurt could it ?
definitely don't want "last years " models do we :scratchchin:
Could be a preview of coming attractions?
"last years" is not necessarily the problem......a decade ago's isn't necessarily a problem, but keep going.....there's going to be a problem.
do you mean see the show ?
Are not some shows better then others?
Is it on You Tube?
Isn't everything on youtube?
that all depends how long you look doesn't it ?
Could there be counterfeit shows?
don't they have to tell you now if their not real ? :scratchchin:
Where did you here that, on the internet?
French model? Bon-jour anyone?
wouldn't that mean no more shocked looks and people screeming "she's got balls" ?
Where's the beef? :D
are you talking about a taco with a hot dog in it ?
Wouldn't a choco taco taste better?
so whats in that one ?
Do you like ice cream, chocolate and nuts?
http://www.grouprecipes.com/89022/choco-taco.html
doesn't everyone like icecream ?
looks good :drool5: closest we have is a cornetto (http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/yt5.png) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/yt5.png.html)
Should we all scream for ice cream?
Those are called Nutty Buddies here. :drool5:
will they hear us if we all scream for ice-cream ?
have drumsticks too (http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/images8GLDOIOY.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/images8GLDOIOY.jpg.html) its a brand thing you either like streets or peters icecream :shruggy:
isn't it more to do with $$$ for ice cream then screaming?
drumsticks :drool5:
is there a chance they will give you ice cream just to stop the screaming ?
Do you think it would be worth it to some?
What the ice cream or the screaming?
don't some scream no matter what you do ? ;D
If they don't scream what fun would that be?
Wouldn't that depend on if it's a scream of fear or one of pleasure?
can a scream be embarrassing ?
Are you saying you would be embarrassed if you screamed?
what if someone else screamed in a public place ?
Could someone be up to no good?
could it have been too good to not scream ? :D
Won't you go blind doing that? :icon_smile_big:
doesn't that only happen on a solo effort ? :scratchchin:
Are you a solo screamer? ;D
isn't it best to make someone else scream ? :naughty:
Are talking about your wife or somebody else's? :icon_smile_big:
what wife ? :misbehaving:
Did your ex-wife scream AT you?
don't really know used to tune her out ;D , can you do that ?
Would a sock monkey help quiet a screaming meanie?
how about a monkey with a paddle ?
Didn't the monkey steal that paddle?
so he's already a felon so a assault charge won't matter will it ? ;D
Where's Fred when we need him?
obviously doing something else isn't he ? :yesnod:
Are we up a creek without a paddle?
has he taken the monkeys to ?
Has it come across that maybe Fred has been kidnapped by the monkeys?
does he need rescuing?
Has he sent out an SOS?
if he did I didn't hear it, did you ?
Wait, don't monkey's speak no evil?
wasn't that only three of them , what about the others ?
Do you hear no evil or see no evil?
wouldn't that make life boring ?
How can we spice it up?
spicy monkey's ? :scratchchin:
Should we make a spicy Dimple?
isn't dimple best over ice ?
Wouldn't that water it down?
what if you drink it quick ?
Would that take away from tasting it?
could you drink it slow enough to taste it but fast enough to prevent the ice melting ?
Can I have the bottle instead?
could you inhale it instead ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F19RaUjyPro
James may's man lab :2thumbs:
Can it be used in a electronic nicotine dispenser?
couldn't hurt to try could it ?
did someone say ice cubes? :shruggy:
Are you needing some to chill your drink? :popcrn:
but won't ice water down the scotch ? :scratchchin:
would it be better to drink scotch then?
Is some years better than others?
after the 4th does it really matter ?
Can I have five shots?
why stop at 5 ? :drunk:
Would I be called a pig if I had more?
isn't that the usual custom ? :icon_smile_big:
Is it your turn to shout for me? :cheers:
did you hear that ? ;D :cheers:
shhhhhhhh............did i hear something?
how good are your ears ? :scratchchin:
What?
not that good huh ?
Are you sure he may have headphones on and not heard you?
could headphones cause the problem ?
are head phones better than the ear fobs?
Don't ear fobs hurt, if used too long?
are they painful ?
Do you have big ears?
don't know noddy either , does that make a difference ? :icon_smile_big:
Who would know?
Should we ask Confucius ?
didn't you guys have noddy and big ears over there ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noddy_(character)
used to be another character but P.C. made him vanish :shruggy:
Is he any relation to Pinocchio?
No, we didn't have characters by that name, at least that I know of. :scratchchin:
I heard you guys repealed your carbon tax. Cheaper electrical bill next month? :popcrn:
I think he's an elf isn't he ?
think it was a pommy thing like magic roundabout , bill and ben and little weed :icon_smile_big:
not holding my breath , they'll find a way to take it back :yesnod:
Do they have long noses?
Never heard of them either.
is he an angry elf?
was he upset when gollywog disappeared ?
is gollywog still missing?
yes P.C. took him and won't give him back . keeps him in the basement with baa baa black sheep :yesnod: don't you hate that ?
Is that where the monkey is hiding?
the one with the paddle ?
Should we call animal control?
Are the animals the ones in control?
or are they out of control ? :scared:
Are we dealing with apes?
don't we do that every day ?
Should we roam the streets?
is it the rise of the planet of the apes ?
Isn't it called revenge of the planet of the apes?
doesn't that come afterwards ?
Did you see the original movies of them? :2thumbs:
do you mean the one where he says "you dirty apes " ?
Didn't it go more like "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape"?
did he say it more than once ?
I don't remember, Is there someone else that can answer that?
do you think we're the only ones ?
Is it a movie series that I should consider watching? :popcrn:
do you like 60's B movie sci -fi ?
I do, who else does?
Do they show anything pretty to look at? :popcrn:
but aren't they normally screaming ?
arent the monkeys still on the boat?
hasn't that ship sailed ?
Will the ship sink?
Has it hit an iceberg or got hit by a torpedo?
Could it of hit a coral reef?
what if its an airship ?
Did a flying monkey take it down?
so where's Toto ?
Where was he last seen? :shruggy:
wasn't he following someone with red shoes on ?
Was he following Kelly Pickler?
https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KIo9b8TM9TvA8AeDX7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByMjBzZmhtBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDNg--?p=kellie+Pickler&vid=06c951c4b3459f90b484e6679c9ca6ff&l=3%3A43&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVN.608037807352316350%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-5Ri8GY57SI&tit=%3Cb%3EKellie+Pickler+%3C%2Fb%3E-+Red+High+Heels&c=5&sigr=11as51rvn&sigt=116p7tvjr&age=235527137699&fr=yfp-t-414&tt=b
Didn't she change her name from Blinkenpecker?
Not that I'm aware. Where did you here that? Pickler is her real last name.
does she have a dog named toto ?
Does she wear Ruby slippers?
I heard it a long time ago, she is a country singer from N.C. right?
http://www.whatpicklersaid.com/tag/blinken-pecker/
http://www.evi.com/q/what_is_kellie_pickler's_full_name
wouldn't ruby slippers be cold on the feet ? :scratchchin:
Forget cold, wouldn't they be just uncomfortable?
just be like clogs wouldn't it ?
Is Toto in Holland then?
would that mean he has soggy paws ?
Is he chasing the good witch from the north?
Which way is the witch heading?
so are we talking about a ditch witch again ?
Should we ditch a witch instead?
do you mean as in "throw the witch in the ditch" ? don't they usually burn them ? :scratchchin:
how many witches do you know?
Can I count my mother in-law?
if you do, would she already have seen your intentions?
don't you need accelerant to get mother in laws to catch ? :D
Would a swift kick in the a$$ be enough?
Can you kick hard enough? :lol:
would she know if you did ?
Would her fat cheeks block the pain?
could they absorb your foot ? :eek2:
could your foot get stuck?
how would you get it back ?
wouldn't a better question be "how would you clean it?"
the foot or the ass ?
Couldn't you lose a foot in that mass?
weren't we just discussing the aftermath of just such an occurrence ?
sounds like a crappy situation, doesn't it?
would it be a good time to wear a over boot ?
Should I bring my waders?
Waders.......how deep do you plan to go?
Is the sh!t getting deep?
isn't it only the depth that varies ?
can it only get as deep as you are willing to shovel it?
what if it gets over your head ?
Wouldn't that be a mess?
wouldn't you be swimming in sh*t ?
Would that be better than having it with dinner?
so who's the gourmet cook then ? :icon_smile_big:
Did they compete in Hell's Kitchen?
why would you do that ? :scratchchin:
Would they do it just to be on tv?
TV show here in the states. 10 or 12 chefs complete challenges to satisfy the Master Chef and have a chance to work in his restaurant.
why would you want to be on TV ?
Doesn't everyone want their 15 minutes of a fame?
wouldn't some be happy to just be left alone ?
Like, being a hermit?
aren't hermits cool anymore ? :scratchchin:
Isn't herman's hermits cooler?
they were cool weren't they ?
Are they still around?
did they ever stop ?
Herman's Hermits - Touring Australia in August
Adwww.rootyhillrsl.com.au/hermans-hermits :scratchchin:
What ever happened to Herman Munster?
didn't Lilly drive him to the grave ?
Would I be here if I had somewhere else to inflict my thoughts and actions on people that didn't care?
are you saying you have nowhere else to go ? ;)
Does anyone object to Grim joining us?
Not I. Welcome aboard :cheers:
if they did would anyone care ?
x2 :cheers:
Grim, is this your first time?
:wave: Welcome to answer the question with a question thread
isn't that a very specific question ?
Do I have to be specific?
if you do will it hurt ? :scratchchin:
Should we start a party?
what's the occasion ?
Is the end of the work week a good enough excuse?
do you have a party every weekend ? ;D
Is it a BYOB party?
if you byob at least you'll have what you like won't you ? :yesnod:
Would you pitch in for a run to the store?
Could I hitch a ride?
What do you need to go for? I thought you was bringing your own
Should I bring a stripper?
that would get you invited to anyone's party wouldn't it ?
Should we have bachelor party for Poly?
who's getting married ? :eek2:
Should we throw a pity party instead?
What should we pity? The cost of the strippers?
don't they make all their money from the tips ?
Do they take credit cards?
where do you expect to swipe that ? ;D
Where do you expect the receipt to print from?
could she be" tap and go" instead ? ;)
Been to see Guardians yet?
:shruggy: who's a guardians ?
Isn't he talking about "Guardians of the Galaxy"?
do you see all the new releases ?
:lol: :slap: I've only seen the avengers a couple of weeks ago :shruggy:
Who has time to go see movies?
I wished I could, used to see three a week.
Who can afford to watch movies at the theater any more? Last time I went, it was $12 a person plus refreshments. I think a Coke was $3 and popcorn was $6. I haven't been in a long while.
Will you go see Star Wars episode 7 Dec. 18th?
I usually wait to see the movies on TV.
isn't it easer to wait till it comes out on DVD ?
would you be able to wait?
Do any of you ever go on dates? :shruggy:
It was surprisingly good for an adaptation of an 80's comic nobody heard of. Was more of a comedy than the other marvel movies.
wouldnt my wife be pissed if i went on a date without her?
I went on dates and got a wife :eek2: just got rid of her(minus some of my stuff) why would I want another PIA ? :scratchchin:
Would you have better luck on seconds?
Are you saying I shouldn't want a PIA?
Can it not be said the right one will not be a PIA........or realistically......at least not much of the time?
should I say see the hot crazy matrix ? ;D
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,112234.0.html
red heads get a special mention :yesnod: :slap:
Wouldn't be a good idea to keep them barefoot and pregnant?
but after pregnant come kids and that means no cash for chargers doesn't it ? ;)
Would you want more than one wife?
:o who in their right mind would ?
Well......if you could get them to work together.......? :angel:
wouldn't they work together to gang up on you ? :eek2:
Not if you are really good at your end of the program, right? :D
should I give you an example ?
now lets see what's on the box, the expendables or celebrity anything hmmm who watches what at 2 to 1 :scratchchin:
Are you saying you'd rather celebrity anything than Expendables?
celebrity anything or pull my finger nails :scratchchin: where's the pliers ?
If you are thinking of watching TV/movies......perhaps you are doing it wrong and there's something else to do? :angel:
Perhaps the other thing is being done wrong and there is nothing else to do?
isn't there always something else to do ? :scratchchin:
What have you done to your Charger or RR lately?
isn't there a thread for that ?
all they have done lately is empty my wallet rather quickly :scratchchin:
Isn't there a thread for everything?
if there's not you can always start one can't you ?
What kind of thread should I start?
why don't more hot chicks drive muscle cars ? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't a hot chick driving a muscle car be the "unicorn"? :scratchchin:
Ahh but like the Tassie tiger do they really exist ?
If so should we capture her and study her? Try to replicate her?
Anyone want some Fembots with machine gun jubblies?
do they come in red ? ;D
Would I be greedy if I want all four?
even the one with the machinegun boobies ? ;D
would I be greedy if I wanted all four with machine gun boobies?
why would I want one without machine gun jubblies?
Do you want them pointed at you?
the real question is where does she stick the clip ? :scratchchin:
Could the clip be stuck between them?
are they sticky ?
Are you saying you don't clean up afterwards?
Could that be from someone else?
Was this thread started with the foresight to see that it's topic would devolve to sloppy seconds on 60's assassin fembots? :scratchchin:
how much thought do you think has gone into this thread since it started ?
Wasn't there a Britney fembot?
I don't think I've seen those movies since they released :shruggy:
what do you mean wasn't there ,isn't she still out there ?
Is -that- who stole the KWS car?
What's a KWS car?
You haven't seen the sticky thread in Charger discussion?
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,105992.75.html
hasn't everybody ?
Has he gotten dementia?
Can you get dementia the older you get?
can't you get it anytime ?
When you get it will you know you have it?
does that mean those that have it are happy not knowing they have it ?
How young is too young to start faking senility?
why rush the inevitable ?
Who wouldn't want universal plausible deniability? :boogie:
but don't the depends cramp your style ? :icon_smile_big:
Doesn't depend's make your panties bulge?
:wave: Welcome back Fred!
don't you just look like you've got a big ass ? :scratchchin:
what if it's bunched up at the front?
Thanks John. :cheers:
elephantitis of the gentleman's vegetables ?
Are you suggesting we start smuggling vegetables in depends?
would that keep them fresh ?
Are depends a good insulator?
OMG that sentence is correct. :smilielol:
Depends on the circumstances, don't it?
Does one size fit all?
are they elasticised?
Or, are they heat shrink? :lol:
Glad to see Fred came back :2thumbs:
Doesn't shrinkage come from the cold? :scratchchin:
Do you wear them outside in the Winter?
so they only get worn 3 months of the year , what do you do for the other 9 ?
Isn't that what you wear the plastic panties for? :o
are you a member of the plasmatics ? :icon_smile_big:
Have you ever been shrink wrapped before?
Is that the kind you can get with a vacuum? :P :P
is that like the cat in the cling wrap in "bad boy bubby" ?
be still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toY_RRuHu5U
oops :o did that shock some ? :popcrn:
Am I to blame that no one put a new question between your video link and the question of it's reception?
Honest I decided to pass. Hadn't figured out how to follow it.
could it have been a slightly strange question ?
just another aussie movie that the rest of the world didn't get :shruggy: its not to bad if you know whats coming :cheers:
Or, could it be that no one else was logged on at the time that would have issued a response?
Are you suggesting there are people who go a whole day without signing on here? :scratchchin:
Inconceivable!
wouldn't that be like stopping breathing ? ;D
Are you holding your breath?
Are we holding our breath because something stinks?
If we hold your nose shut an breath though your mouth will it still stink?
Would you give me enough of a warning that I could mouthwash first?
Shouldn't you buy him dinner first?
I wonder if Robin Williams had dinner first?
:scratchchin: don't know about that one
when you smell something bad do you taste it at the same time ? :scratchchin:
Should we ask Mrs. Doubtfire?
wouldn't mork know more ?
Wasn't he an alien?
had a cute girlfriend but didn't he ? :yesnod:
Mustn't've been cute enough...
Do you think he had any regrets?
I don't think so ,do you ?
had a huge career since about 75 I think if nothing else he was never the "outcast " of Hollywood like some even when dealing with drug/alcohol abuse ( mel Gibson and the hoff are prime examples )
Has he been in anything memorable in the last decade?
I keep going yeah he was in--- 2001, 1998, 2004, et cetera. Drawing a blank for recent titles.
Nevermind. he was Roosevelt in those awful Ben Stiller movies.
What was your favorite Robin Williams flick?
Do you mind if I pick a cartoon?
I wasn't really much for his movies. Him as a comedian, he gets my vote. He's funny, not stupid like what so many current comedians think they have to be.
What cartoon would you pick?
what about eek the cat ?
Is Eek any relation to Felix or Topcat?
I enjoyed Eek.
What was the name of the dinosaur commandos that starred in a portion of the Eek cartoons?
wasn't it the terrible thunder lizards ?
loved them remember bee bombs ahhh get it off, get it off :smilielol:
Was Eek The Cat being mentioned on a forum a necessary preclude to a new era of peace in the middle east? :o :o
A few major agreements were just signed, and the truce was extended! :popcrn:
Should we hold are breath?
how long can you hold it ?
ready go ! ;D
Ok stop, you win, are you done yet? Hello? Is there any one out there?
You didn't last very long, did you? :lol:
was that over doing it ? :scratchchin:
could it still be under done?
Is it still being done?
I'm sure it is, who do you think is the lucky buggar?
Shall we stick around to find out?
Won't we have to wait till morning?
................it seems they've all turned in for the night. :icon_smile_big:
Did they prepare the coffee pot before going to bed?
why make coffee when I drink tea ?
can you drink it in your sleep?
Won't that make you have to get up in the middle of the night?
is it worth getting up in the middle of the night?
if you drink enough will you have to sleep at all ?
Will you be able to sleep if you keep drinking?
could you drink until you pass out ? :scratchchin:
Could I just get some sleep?! :brickwall:
Noisy neighbors?
Is there a party next door?
do you wait till they go to sleep and then wake them up ? :scratchchin:
Maybe I should see a doctor?
Doctor Who?
:brickwall: Why couldn't they make a better show?
Serious it's like I sit through five insultingly terrible episodes to get to just one so good I sit through five more bad ones!
Is it a sci fi show?
I've never seen it.
aren't they trying to recreate the "original " look on a new show ?
used to watch it all the time as a kid but that was LONG ago haven't seen the new series
So the show has been around for awhile?
at least the 60's hasn't it ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who
Is it the lack of new ideas, or the desire for classic tv, the reason that shows like it continue on?
Isn't it shared nostalgia that keeps shows like that and cars like ours either around past their prime or rebooted and redesigned?
isn't it more just trying to hang on to some part of our youth ? :scratchchin:
Is it really my youth I'm trying to recapture at the age of 27? :scratchchin:
Honest, it probably is.
has it gotten away already ?
put it in a cage now ,if you wait it will be to late :yesnod:
Aren't we all kids at heart?
are you saying you still play with things ?
Aren't we all still playing with cars and trucks?
there a bit hard to put in your pocket now but aren't they ?
Have you ever heard....."the difference between men and boys is the price/size of their toys?"
Are you suggesting I've got regression issues?
what are you regressing to ?
Are you having a midlife crisis?
doesn't everybody at some time ?
Or was I mislead by the look on your face?
If this is "midlife" does it mean I'm domed to miss out on the golden senility years?
will you know when you do ?
Who do I have I could will my Charger to? :scratchchin:
Guess I'd better hurry up on that spawning thing so it has a sense of responsibility before I pass :brickwall:
Can I be your best friend?
don't you have family that would want it ?
mine are going to the kids :yesnod:
Do you much resemble your profile pic?
are you asking me or mopar nut ?
Could it be for whoever would answer first?
well do you ?
I'll be any body you want me to be, is that ok?
are you a quick change artist ?
I remember Bill Murray and Gina Davis, who was the other guy in that movie?
Was it randy quaid?
who's randy Quaid?
Could he be related to Dennis Quaid?
Here's Randy.
is he the cousin in the national lampoons "vacation" movies ?
Does he act like he ate paint chips as a kid?
are you saying he has brain damage ?
Could it be that he's a funny actor?
do you mean funny Ha HA or funny peculiar ?
Is it 'ha ha' funny queer?
Don't most tv comedy shows qualify as queer?
would you call Billy Connolly queer ? :scratchchin:
Who is Billy Connolly? :shruggy:
isn't he the host of billy Connolly's rout 66 ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwPVgRaROA
If I close my eyes does he become John DiMaggio's The Scotsman from Samurai Jack?
wasn't he also the "wizard" in monty pythons search for the holy grail ?
I know I've seen it, but how long ago did that movie come out?
had to be the 70's didn't it ?
about 75or76 I think :yesnod:
I sure miss the 70's, does anybody else?
I sure feel like I missed out on the early 70's, the cars the music the movies, anything I'm forgetting?
I was born at the end of the 80's so I know nothing of pre-1992.
haven't you forgot the most important thing ?
girlies in next to nothing and they thought that was "to much" most of the time :yesnod:
There wasn't no such word as sexually harassment, right?
Those were the days when you could spank daisy duke and get away with it.
wasn't it considered normal to check how firm the "peaches " were ? :scratchchin:
They enjoyed it too, what happened with that?
did the peaches get bruised ? :scratchchin:
Too many slasher flicks? :shruggy:
maybe to many militant feminists do you think ? :yesnod:
Should we bring back the draft?
If they're kicking people out what good would it do? :shruggy:
its only worth doing if you want to do it isn't it ?
what if you have to do it?
would you make the best of a bad situation ? :scratchchin:
What's bad about it?
is it good ?
Will it ever be any good?
what if we wash it ?
Is there a reheat setting for it on the microwave?
don't microwaves give you cancer ?
I thought it was radioactive shells? :scratchchin:
did the snails glow in the dark ?
Would they make a plate of escargot with a -2 to both STR and END?
What would the RADs be on that? :scratchchin:
would it be enough to give them two heads ? ;D
Is two heads better than one head?
are you talking about the monkey on your back ?
Does he have a monkey wrench?
is that needed to get the monkey off?
Is the monkey that stubborn to remove?
does needing a monkey wrench mean its nuts are an odd size ?
Don't they make soup from those?
Monkey nut soup, do you want fries with that?
do the monkey's miss their nuts ?
If you ate their brains, would the monkeys miss those?
Who eats soup with fries? Is it advisable?
don't fries make anything better ?
How can fries make cake and ice cream better?
doesn't dessert taste better after a meal ?
Eat the fries first, then the ice cream and cake?
didn't your mother make you eat dessert last ?
Do you want to have your cake and eat it too?
Do you consider fries dessert?
What have you got against fried shoestring potatoes?
I do consider waffle fries from Chic-fil-a dessert.
What gave you the idea I didn't like any type of fried potatoes? :shruggy:
Love just about any form of potato......but never....really....considered them as ....desert...... :scratchchin: hmmmm, now that I think about it.....after good fries, who needs dessert? :2thumbs:
was it a guess?
Isn't it all really just a guess?
are you talking about life in general ?
Isn't life a bitch until you marry one?
don't you only find out how much of a bitch they really are at the divorce ? :scratchchin:
Could you avoid finding out by not being there?
is that the painless option?
I thought celibacy was the painless option?
are "blue balls " painless ?
Who will squeeze their cojones to find out?
Should we ask a priest?
who's getting married ?
Are you sure someone's getting married, or could it be that someone is looking to make a confession?
aren't they one in the same ? ;D
I thought the divorce was the confession?
doesn't the divorce come after the confession ?
Is this similar to the chicken or the egg coming first?
how can a chicken come before the egg ? :rotz:
Where did the chicken come from then?
did it just materialise ? ;D
I thought God sorted that one out already?
do you really want to get me started on that, AGAIN ? :D
Is there a problem repeating what you've already done? :popcrn:
doesn't it upset the god squad ? :yesnod:
Is there purist's there too?
aren't all charger owners purists in one way or another ? :scratchchin:
Why does my news feed say Joan Rivers died at 81? :scratchchin:
is that incorrect ?
What with this year and deaths?
should people come with a use by date so we could get ready ?
Would a expiration date stamped on our a$$ work better?
same thing isn't it ?
make life simpler wouldn't it :yesnod:
I thought most of Joan Rivers was under 10 years old?
:rotz: wasn't that only the spoiler and flares ?
So, what else is new?
did you know that bricks don't float ? ;D
Are you sure about that? :lol:
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isn't that an alternate universe ? ;)
Are you entering the twilight zone?
like "diamond Dave's" "California girls" film clip ?
Wasn't Katy Perry's "California Girls" a better song/video?
how can katy perry possibly be better than diamond dave ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2CyQ7Eslg4
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what were you thinking ?
Does this answer your question?
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she has certain merits doesn't she ?
daves clips are full of babes in next to nothing :yesnod:
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Does this answer your question?
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Will I ever find it in my heart to forgive Russell Brand?
would you have had a shot if not for him ? :scratchchin:
Isn't anything possible nowadays?
is it really possible or does it just seem so ?
Isn't that impossible to say?
would that depend on the question ?
to be or not to be........is that the question?
wasn't that Mel brooks ?
Wasn't he funny?
When are we getting "History Of The World Part 2"?
have you been waiting long ?
Is from six years before I was born long?
that is a long time isn't it ?
How many times did the sun rise in that time?
will he need a calculator ?
Can't you do the math mentally?
would it surprise you if I said yes ?
Should I be more surprised if a child currently enrolled in school would know the answer?
wouldn't they just use their I phone to do the math ?
grand daughter just started pre school and they have tablets for them to use, how long until they forget how to write with a pen/pencil :scratchchin:
Doesn't social media apparently have an answer for everything?
its only a mater of looking hard enough isn't it ?
Doesn't that take too much effort?
will someone else look for you ?
If I post my request on a forum, will somebody look for it for me? :icon_smile_big:
would that depend on what your looking for ?
What was I looking for again? :brickwall:
is it that same thing ?
Is it that thing called love?
people do strange things for it don't they ?
Don't they do strange things in general?
are you talking about people or people in love ? :shruggy:
could it be said people in love doing strange things at least have an excuse?
could it be said people in love doing strange things is "normal"?
Is your normal the same as mine?
Isn't it more fun to be Abbynormal?
[from young frankenstein]
wasn't he brainless ?
abby who ?
Are you saying he was a air head?
like the Michelin man ?
Did you want to poke him in the tummy?
Aren't you thinking of the Pillsbury dough boy?
wasn't he in ghost busters ?
Isn't that the Stay Puff Marshmallow man you're thinking of?
are they related ?
Could all three be the same?
do you mean triplets ?
Should we call them the three musketeer's?
I can think of worse names to be called, can't you?
Calling them the three amigo's be one of them?
didn't you like that movie ?
Isn't it one of the funniest movies made?
don't you love the "come closer, I have something to tell you " bit ?
Isn't them singing the Buttercup song even funnier? :lol:
It just so happens this movie was on after I posted this :lol:
Haven't seen it....I've led a sheltered life, haven't I?
can't you get it on DVD ?
Likely so......would I need a DVD player?
Yeah, I'm one of those weirdo's who doesn't own a TV/DVD.
could you spin it on your finger ?
my hats off to you :yesnod: but I don't know how you do :pullinghair:
Do you mean spinning it like homemade pizza? :drool5:
Who needs T.V.? You can see all that you want to see on the internet on your phone :P
Isn't Poly talking about spinning the dvd on his finger like a basketball?
that would be a good trick wouldn't it ?
what phone :scratchchin:
Wouldn't that be simple for the harlem globetrotters?
but aren't they experts ?
Could be an illusion?
Is this game open to noobs?
aren't they all ?
should I start playing the game then?
Is there a particular reason why you shouldn't? :popcrn:
Welcome aboard :cheers:
should I change the subject now?
Do you have a subject in mind?
why don't we do the one where everyone posts pics of babes with their posts ? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't that be hot?
How hot is it?
Just a reminder: No nudity and Poly likes red velvet cake :cheers:
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hasn't it just started to rain ?
yee haa :drool5: :2thumbs:
Can I put dollar bills in her bikini? :D
do you think she'd let you ?
Have you known a woman to refuse money?
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Have you known a woman to receive money?
does receive mean take ?
or could it have been earned?
How much was earned?
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Wouldn't that be a personal question to ask a lady of the night?
How much would she charge to wrestle in vegemite?
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if she told you how much an hour you could work it out for yourself couldn't you ? :D
Would you be able to talk her down?
What is vegemite?
isn't it similar to marmite ?
black yeast extract that is a staple sandwich spread in Australia , great on toast with a cuppa :yesnod:
its a standard practice to give tourists a teaspoon full to try :smilielol:
you only thinly smear it on NO ONE could eat a spoon full :eek2:
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Is there a reason you just don't eat jam?
what about peanut butter ?
how about grits?
on a sandwich ?
Poached eggs?
don't that make the bread go soggy ?
Would that happen on toasted crumpets?
what is a crumpet?
didn't benny hill have lots of crumpet on it ? :D
Wasn't he a funny guy?
Quote from: Crabtree charger on September 26, 2014, 09:25:42 PM
what is a crumpet?
Like a English muffins, but slightly different.
where else could a teenager see half naked ladies back then ?
Didn't they have a Playboy magazine (or Sears lingerie section :D) under their bed?
didn't you forget the all important national geographic ? :angel:
What was under your bed?
like chucky ?
Would a annabelle doll be scarier?
wouldn't finding it under a mates bed be even scarier ? :scared:
Would she be yielding a knife?
yielding or wielding ?
Wouldn't a knife in the proximity of Annabelle be scary?
isn't any woman wielding a knife scary ;D ?
Is that why you stay out of the kitchen while she's cooking?
isn't that so you don't have to wash up ?
Don't you end up doing it anyway? :brickwall:
Who ever doesn't cook, cleans right?
what if you cook and clean ?
Are you called "the maid" then?
is maid another word for single ? :scratchchin:
I forgot, are you still living the happy life?
I've got a charger, how could I not be happy ? ;D
If you had two chargers would you be happier?
is it possible to get happier than this ?
How about a Hemi?
are you giving one away ? :scratchchin:
Are you willing to receive a free Hemi?
that's a hemi not a semi right ? :o
Do you have a preference?
Would a dual hemi run faster?
wouldn't everyone prefer a hemi ? :yesnod:
Can I have a 440 six pack instead?
don't you already have one ? :scratchchin:
Could a 440 6pak be the one that got away?
Could it be that my six pack went away since getting old?
don't they call that a slab ?
Someone ordering BBQ rigs? :drool5:
doesn't a BBQ make average things taste that much better ? :yesnod:
does pulled pork sound delicious right now?
it does doesn't it ?
Could it be some of us dislike BBQ sauce?
[it's ok, but personally......I prefer the natural taste of good meat, lightly peppered]
does the pork have to come with sauce ?
I'm with you on this one :yesnod: I like it straight from the grill
Does the inquiring consumer of said pulled pork like Texas style BBQ?
Isn't St Louis style BBQ better?
what about aussie style snags on the barbie ?
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When's dinner?
can't you have a BBQ anytime ?
Isn't it easier to BBQ when it's not raining?
Isn't it even easier to buy BBQ when it is raining?
isn't that what mates are for ?
holding the umbrella ;D
As long as the umbrella is big enough.....right?
could you say "all that maters is that the BBQ stays dry ,everything else is collateral damage" ?
Sums it up quite well, doesn't it?
did you forget about the slab of beer ?
Will you be serving iced tea?
wouldn't October fest beer be the holly grail?
isn't it always warm and flat by the time you get it ?
Would that matter if the bar maid was good looking?
Would it make the beer better if the bar maid had large boobs spilling out of her blouse?
if her boobs are spilling what will she do with the beer ?
Will she drink it too?
off the floor ? :eek2:
out of my lap?
does she dance there too ?
Do you have enough dollar bills?
wouldn't a 20 get you where you want to be a lot quicker ? :D
Wouldn't a $20 give her the wrong impression?
could the wrong impression be the right impression ? :D
Why are you playing with petty cash?
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is it really playing when someone's working ? :naughty:
Do you get pleasure from the hard work of others?
didn't you get pleasure and hard mixed up ? ;D
Should I even ask? :nana:
are you easily shocked ?
Does being "shocked" require electricity?
what if your a bad conductor ? :D
Clean your terminals?
does that make a good contact ? ;D
Well.......if your are cleaning it with a wire brush......it would have an effect, wouldn't it? :D
what about a brillo pad ?
Wouldn't that have about the same affect?
Would steel wool have the same affect?
Maybe.......you would try it to find out for us?
do enquiring minds need to know ? :scratchchin:
Are you volunteering?
Is he signing up to be a fireman?
is it fire season already ? :yesnod:
Are you playing with matches again? :slap:
do they lock you up for that over there ? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't that pertain to arson? :yesnod:
don't some see it as harmless fun ?
What's fun about destroying someone else's property?
don't they burn their own ?
over here kids start grass fires almost every school holidays ::)
Why destroy your own stuff when it comes out of your own pocket?
Don't have that problem here in my area. Maybe 1 or 2 arson cases a year. There was a gas bomb set at my neighbors (meth heads). It destroyed a shed and the very end of their trailer.
doesn't "insurance" normally cover it ?
lots of reserves and plenty of open bushland they just can't help themselves
What if you don't have insurance?
Most of our land is farm land. What doesn't get plowed up into corn or soy beans, usually gets cut down and bailed into hay for the winter time. Most of the kids are farm raised anyway and everyone knows everyone. If they want to have fun, they go out into someone's field or down to the rivers in the area and set up a bon fire there.
that would suck wouldn't it ?
Why does insurance have to cost so much?
Could it be the greedy owners?
do we pay for their greed ?
How did my soup get so cold?
Did you let it sit for to long?
is it gazpacho ?
Can you reheat your soup?
Does gazpacho ever need reheated?
is it called something else then ?
Is soup on?
Can soup ever be off?
wouldn't' your nose tell you if it was ?
Can you smell when your nose is obstructed?
could you take your finger out ? ;D
Is it in your way? :icon_smile_big:
isn't it blocking the nose making taking a whiff a bit hard ?
Are you sniffing crack?
doesn't that mean you've gone to far ? :lol:
Or is it not far enough? :nana:
would that depend on which direction you are going ?
Can you still smell from your nose if you don't inhale?
if you don't inhale won't that be just like bill Clinton ? :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bktd_Pi4YJw
Wasn't he high when he said that?
Wouldn't you want to be high if you had Hillary as your wife?
Would that be enough? :rotz:
Have we had enough of both?
Hasn't the bar been set so low now.......almost anyone could do better? :scratchchin:
Did you know that many people agree with that last comment?
The one in office now makes Carter look good, doesn't he?
Bet you never thought that possible....did you?
Doesn't it bother you that many of our government leaders were all focused on campaigning this past weekend while our world is in such turmoil?
the world in turmoil is just its normal state now ,isn't it ?
Can we get a refund?
did you keep the bottle ? ;D
Can you still cash them in?
don't you have to travel to certain states ?
they still do it in SA over here :yesnod:
I wonder if traveling is worth it nowadays?
for a 5 cent payout ?
Do you have to have a big collection of bottles to make it worth it?
would they fill up a little red wagon ?
Would the little red wagon be a radio flyer or a Dodge pickup?
Which would be more fun?
what's your definition of fun ?
Wouldn't fun by defined as an enjoyable activity? :icon_smile_big:
would that activity be more enjoyable if shared ?
Won't you go blind if you don't stop? :D
what happens if you stop ? :scratchchin:
Can you see clearly still?
has the rain gone ? ;D
Does it make you nervous with all the cameras and lights aimed on you while you're trying to have fun?
would that depend where you live ?
Australia still hasn't grasped the "big brother " concept yet
Isn't it a matter of time before they're everywhere?
the longer the better right ?
Isn't that what she said?
isn't it how thick it is that counts ?
long and thin might get in but its short and thick that does the trick :lol:
Isn't it mastery of the motion?
is that the motion of the ocean ?
Can one cause a commotion in the ocean?
Would it be better to just go with the flow?
if you caused a commotion in the ocean wouldn't that attract sharks ?
Would shark repellent work?
is there really such a thing ?
Can you ask the shark the next time you are in the ocean?
will he have to wait long ?
there's a great white nursery just off the coast :scared: they will have to come up the plug hole to get me :yesnod:
Is it worth the wait?
isn't anything good worth the wait ?
Should we wait in anticipation?
are you shivering ?
Do I look like I'm cold?
couldn't you be shivering with anticipation ?
Is he singing the Heinz Ketchup Commercial "Anticipation" song waiting for Ketchup?
could it be frankenfurter ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwnbcxBuzI
Is he a Doctor?
are you thinking about shock treatment ?
Could that be causing the shivering?
thinking about it or actually getting it ? :scared:
after affects?
What happens if I don't like Heinz ketchup?
shock treatment?
Does shock treatment help?
doesn't aversion therapy work for most "things" ? :lol:
depends.....doesn't it?
to bad if you "like " the therapy huh ?
people take their pleasure where they can.....right?
so is sick really sick ?
if you were to lick someone head to toe.......might some think it sick?
Wouldn't that depend on if you stopped in the middle?
how long a pause are we talking about here ? :scratchchin:
Maybe......you should take as long as necessary to get the desired response?
what if you get an undesired response ? :scratchchin:
Isn't that better than no response on any given Sunday?
Can I get a Cherry on my Sundae.
Will you still want a cherry if it only comes with the hot sauce on your sundae?
Could I get a hottie to pour the hot sauce on my sundae?
Which one would you like?
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why do I have to pick ? :drool5:
Isn't it that one.......always stands out in the crowd?
In this case, the one in white :drool5:
but do they stand out for the right reasons ?
I'm not fussy either of the other two would make my day more interesting :angel:
Could I be greedy and want all three?
so one gets to be the beer assistant ?
Can you believe me I can find something for all three do more interesting then getting beer?
what if they took turns ? :D
getting the beer?
Trust me......in the middle of something like this.......beer is not on my mind.
what about polishing ....things ? :angel:
Is "polishing" another of your quaint slang?
or are you suggesting one just rub things until everyone is satisfied?
there's nothing like getting a shine on you pole is there ? ;D
is it so exciting you wouldn't stop in the middle for a beer?
who said anything about stopping ? :icon_smile_big:
Me......I wouldn't want to be distracted by beer.....would you?
it's not a distraction, so much as sustenance right ? :yesnod:
I have enough stored....I wouldn't need sustenance.....and I wouldn't want to miss anything.....would you?
just like that song ?
If the title is not accurate, does the song remain the same?
if you learnt it off by heart it would ,wouldn't it ?
perhaps you might change it a bit here and there?
like Chinese whispers ?
is that what you want to change it to?
the name of the song ?
Can I hear the song sung before I name it?
is that how you pick a name ?
Am I the only one who hears songs in my head?
Do the voices in my head count?
do the voices in your head sing along to the music in your head ? :scratchchin:
No......could it be a good thing......they might be as bad as I am?
that would be especially so if the voices were singing along to ymca while the music was rocky mountain way wouldn't it ? :lol:
It might be that if I was singing, you couldn't tell the difference?
have you heard what's that noise before ?
could calling it "noise" be minimizing how bad it is?
do dogs howl ?
perhaps with more and better harmony?
so singing in the shower is out then ? :icon_smile_big:
I'm told I would scare small children......how about you?
what if you can't stand the sound of yourself ? ;)
then I would be smart to not try, right?
don't they make water proof radios now ? :scratchchin:
Who sells them?
is it Avon ?
Doesn't Walmart carry everything?
chandlery
Will the clerks be dressed in French maid outfits?
does that make sales fun ?
:slap: wrong thread again :shruggy:
Wouldn't that depend on who.....and what.....is dressed in the french maids outfit?
but wouldn't that also depend on who and WHAT the customers are ? ;D
More like what the customers want?
Personally, wouldn't want to find "something extra" under the frills...... :o
have they been looking for love in all the wrong places ?
would the lack of something be a bonus then :lol:
wouldn't finding something extra be a big negative?
would that depend on what was found ?
cup cakes, mars bars , kinder surprise eggs :scratchchin: :lol:
How would you react if you found a sausage? :scratchchin:
should you have checked for sausage bulges before it got to this ? :scared:
Seems a wise thing to do, wouldn't it?
the husky voice and Adams apple should have been a give-away , way before "sausage surprise " shouldn't it ? :scope:
How can you tell if they had your sausage while on their knees?
like in bachelor party ?
Isn't this more prevalent in certain countries?
I'm not curious that way........but to each his own, right?
so could we change the subject now then ?
what subject would you like?
cute redhead babes with mopars is always a good one isn't it ? :icon_smile_big:
you know how long that lasted, don't you?
"not long enough" would come to mind wouldn't it ? ;D
never long enough....is it? :D
is that what she said ? ;)
that would be better to hear then "is it in yet"....wouldn't it?
wouldn't either be better than "are you done yet " ?
How many times do you guys hear those sayings? Every time?
how do you hear anything with the head phones on ? :scratchchin:
Or Is she mumbling wearing a paper bag over her head?
who's the paper bag for you or her ? ;D
never needed a paper bag or heard those other phrases......I must be exceptional.....right?
isn't it a sin to be boastful ? :angel: ;)
Maybe it's just an accurate representation of actual events? :D
do you have it on tape ? ;D
That's kinda kinky, isn't it?
depends on what you class as kinky doesn't it ?
erotic is when you use a feather ,kinky is when you use the chook :lol:
it does vary doesn't it?
could the internet provide people with options that they might not have thought of on their own ? :scratchchin:
Do you believe everything on the internet?
but if its on the internet it must be true mustn,t it ?
Wasn't that on the internet too?
isn't everything on the internet now ? :yesnod:
Isn't the internet a great source for parts?
do you remember having to travel for hours to find parts yourself ? :yesnod:
Is it easier to find parts now?
doesn't it seem like the easy to find small parts are becoming less easy to find ?
front licence brackets for example :scope:
Could a hoarder be hoarding the small parts?
are front licence plates coming back into popularity ? :scratchchin:
Do you think front plates are necessary?
A couple of years ago, my state went to just 1 sticker on the back plate. Still 2 plates, but the expiration date sticker, goes on the back plate. After they made the change, for about a year to use up inventory, you got 2 stickers, one marked expires on......., one in fairly large letters...."VOID".
It was astounding the number of people who bothered to put the VOID stickers on their front plate.
Don't front plates cause wind drag?
It would on a Daytona......right?
could it be used as an air dam ? :scratchchin:
we HAVE to have one front and back :brickwall:
What's the purpose of having one on the front anyway?
My state requires on as well, although there are rumors that we may go to one plate. Farm registries only have one plate :shruggy:
isn't it so oncoming cop cars can check you rego status with that funny camera thingy they have now ?
number plate recognition :eek2:
Isn't uncle always watching? :scope:
Is he a voyeur?
should I draw the blinds ? ;D
Are you hiding something? :naughty:
should I show it off ? :scared:
Is it something we'd enjoy looking at?
aren't some thing best kept indoors ?
Do you mean especially when it's cold outside?
doesn't being cold have a negative affect ?
Isn't this an issue only when George Costanza gets out of a swimming pool?
isn't it a little cool for swimming ?
so you are saying something's might be retracted?
does it retract or just shrink ? :scratchchin:
seems more of a little voice yelling....."retract....retract"........maybe?
like a turtle pulling its head in ?
Is it safe to come out?
Do you feel safe?
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I feel safe now, is there more?
More of what? :shruggy:
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would he be talking about T&A ?
perhaps we should be as quiet as possible.......so not to be noticed?
is this a covert thread ?
Why would we want to hide?
Isn't "flying under the radar" sometimes a good thing?
isn't that standard practice ? :coolgleamA:
Are we good at it, or do we need to improve?
could it be that we just think we're good at it and "their" letting it happen ? ;D
Are you under the impression they're faking it?
are we trying to give the impression we aren't?
but we aren't are we ? ;D
Perception can be seen as reality, so how are we perceived?
Could it be good or bad!
Which is more better?
these days isn't it better to be "good" at being "bad"? :scratchchin:
Is it ever bad to be good at being bad? :scratchchin:
that would depend on what your bad at wouldn't it ? :angel:
Or how good you are at it?
so is that good at being bad or bad at being good ?
Can you repeat that?
Do you think it would make more sense if it was repeated?
since when has making sense been part of the game ? :icon_smile_big:
If it needed to make sense, it would be a lot less pages, wouldn't it? :yesnod:
have you read them all ?
Would you believe I have?
Just not all at once :icon_smile_big:
that would of taken some time , wouldn't it ?
Isn't that all we have is time?
should we make the most of what we have ?
It's wise not to waste time, isn't it?
what do you class as waste ?
daydreaming has given us some of the best inventions :yesnod:
Would internet word games be wasting time?
has the entertainment value been taken into consideration ?
Isn't it more fun to play games than to watch them?
doesn't that require participation ?
Which would you rather do, participate, or sit on the sidelines?
that depends on how physical it is doesn't it ?
Are you trying to be lazy?
what if your to lazy to try ? :coolgleamA:
How will you find out what you know, if you never try anything?
if you never try anything ,what you know will never be put to the test will it ?
Can you just fake it?
how good an actor are you ?
ever see a show called the pretender :scratchchin:
How can you tell if you're a good actor?
Never watched it.
if people think your who your pretending to be then you've done a good job haven't you ?
What if you're the only one who recognizes who you are pretending to be?
then you'd look pretty funny wouldn't you ?
I'm not on camera, am I?
do you have a piece of tape over it ? ;D
Would that be a good idea?
it never hurts to be sure does it ? ;)
Could I end up being sorry later on?
you mean like Paris and Brittney and Lindsey ? :rotz:
Do Paris and Brittney and Lindsey even care what they do?
they will eventually, won't they ? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't they be old ladies by then?
Aren't they already old news?
but they'd have a few miles left in them wouldn't they ? :scratchchin: ;)
Perhaps you want to take a test drive?
would I need a "seat" cover ? :lol:
You wouldn't want to go without protecting the "seat"....right?
isn't the cover to insure that the seat doesn't come in contact with you ?
Is it a good idea to know what's been sitting in your "seat"?
would you want your "seat" still warm from someone else "sitting" in it ? :angel:
Would a fresh seat be better?
won't that be cold ? :D
Would a seat warmer help?
would that be a good job ?
Would that depend on who is sitting on you?
did you clear a space ?
are you building a house?
what about a shack ?
what about a shack??
is it bigger or smaller than a hut ? :icon_smile_big:
could it be either?
when does it become a house ? :popcrn:
when the curtains go up? ? ?
do the carpets match the drapes ? ;)
Who opened the curtains in the first place?
were they ever closed?
:o did the neighbours get a fright ?
or did they wish they could join in?
do you get on with yours ?
could I get off with them instead?
what if their not home ?
Do they need to worry?
will they come home to a little calling card ?
Did you leave them one?
should I be so obvious?
did you hide it where they least expect ? :scratchchin:
could I get away with that?
What else can you get away with?
can we have fun finding out?
Are you still capable?
why shouldn't I be?
Who said you could?
do you need permission ?
will you give it if I ask?
Why don't you just let me have it?
How about I just take it?
Are you not willing to share?
If I share would you care?
should you care what they want to share ?
can I share myself?
how many pieces are you planning to chop it into ?
Are you sure he's not shedding like a cat?
Have I been spotted?
was it the reflection ?
Are you asking the mirror on the wall?
didn't the mirror break ?
Has it been 7 years?
does it seem like it ?
or does it seem like only yesterday?
what if your not into time ?
would you be left behind?
Could you live on knowing that you forgot me? :icon_smile_big:
could that event be to traumatic to forget ?
Who could forget what you said?
was it unforgettable ? ;D
Will you still stay for breakfast?
would a cup of coffee do ? :scratchchin:
Would you have one too?
Would it bother you if I have a glass of juice or milk instead?
Is your glass half empty or half full?
is there a pony in there somewhere ?
Do you like "My Little Pony"?
weren't the colours a bit much ?
still find those things "stashed " around the yard :yesnod: my youngest daughter is now 23 :shruggy:
Do you like the new ones better?
are they different colours now ? :scratchchin:
the thing that I really hated was those stinking strawberry shortcake dolls :yesnod: man they stunk :eek2:
Do you like your horses in hot pink?
does the horse like being hot pink ? :eek2:
Do you enjoy being being pink?
does getting pink count ? :D
What if you miss and get stink?
wouldn't that be a terrible accident ? :whistling:
Would it cause a fright in the slight?
maybe a fright and then a fight ?
Or the right to turn on the light?
isn't that a given ? :D
Perhaps better to be in the dark?
isn't it better to see what your doing ?
Perhaps sometimes....it's better to use your imagination?
just how much imagination does it take ? ;)
Would that not depend on if you might otherwise need to use a bag?
for who's benefit ? :laugh:
Does it matter? :angel:
are the lights on or off ? :nana:
does it have to be one or the other?
doesn't having strobe lighting in the bedroom make it hard to sleep ? ;D
Why do I have to choose?
could you have both? :scratchchin:
or should you have a bath?
A sponge bath?
what about a hot bath?
would a hot tub do ?
what about a tub of lard?
Perhaps that is what the bag is for?
if I haven't got a bag can I smear it in my hair?
What are you, a greaser?
what if I just like to be greased?
Do you squeak?
after applying a tub of lard.........what do you think?
Did you squeak before the application of the lard?
what makes you squeak ? :angel:
What makes her squeal? :D
will a 7 incher do it?
Do you need a "Snap-On" tool to help?
snap on or strap on ? :lol:
You want to be able to snap on your strap on?
Which one is quicker, snap on or strap on?
What's more important to you......speed or reliability?
what if your snap on gets stuck ?
Wouldn't call that reliable, would you?
What would you call reliable?
Something that doesn't fall off halfway thru using it?
is it still usable detached ?
Who wants to be the first to find out? :icon_smile_big:
Are you asking "Who wants to be the guinea pig?"
Do you have to be a guinea pig to find out?
Have you asked a gerbil?
Could I just be myself?
which one ? ;D
Is there something that prevents you from being so?
what's Mrs Fred got to do with it ?
what hasn't she got to do with it?
didn't you blame your other half ? ;D
was that me?
could it have been someone else ? :scratchchin:
Do two halves make one or just two halves?
all depends on what you use for glue doesn't it ? ;D
Do we have to use glue?
are you going for a graft ?
Might you could try Velcro?
don't you hate that sound ? :yesnod:
I can think of worse sounds.......can you?
does nails down a blackboard come to mind ?
What if you don't have a blackboard?
how would nails down your back work?
wouldn't it depend on whose nails? :angel:
you don't think I was talking about a bed of nails, do you?
Perhaps I was thinking of only 10 nails?
but what if you include toes?
like a cat ? :scratchchin:
would it be best to leave animals out of this?
is this where someone says " just shut up and hold the tail " ? :angel:
does it bare thinking about?
who was it said "don't think, do " ?
Some things have consequences you should think about....right?
will the consequences be different if you don't think about it?
Could there be consequences that are frightening?
is it fright night?
are the lights on ?
Are you hiding under the bed?
Did you find anything while you was under the bed?
feral dust bunny's by chance ?
Are not some of those frighteningly big?
big enough to wrestle under the bed ? ;D
Isn't it more fun to wrestle on the bed?
that's a different kind of bunny isn't it ? :scratchchin:
Would two bunnies be better?
isn't that just a mater of time with bunny's ? ;D
So you are expecting one kind of bunnies to act the same as another type?
don't they ? :o
Are two really better then one?
isn't that a good way to learn multi tasking ? :D
that would depend on if you can learn to multi task, right?
wouldn't it be fun learning ?
depends on the teachers, right?
could you just play dumb and let them play with each other ? :angel:
Do you need to be dumb to enjoy that?
would you be smart to just sit back and watch ? :laugh:
How would you get any exercise that way?
couldn't they just get the process started ?
round 2 :icon_smile_big:
Wouldn't it be wise to pace oneself? :scratchchin:
Could they teach you something new?
Never to old to learn, right?
would you say" hot for teacher" ?
Are not teachers said to make you do it over and over till you get it right?
would that sort of detention made a few more BAD boys ?
Would the right sort of motivation make bad boys good?
good at what ?
Being bad? :D
so are they bad at being good or good at being bad ?
Do we need to ask the teachers for a report?
Should we discuss it in detention for being bad? ;D
Should we call it the "Breakfast Club #2"?
Is it morning already?
With 2 teachers motivating us properly.....would we care?
Would you get extra credit for extra curricular activities?
do you mean a gold star ? :scratchchin:
Is that better than detention?
could it be "homework" instead ? :scratchchin:
Could it be a pop quiz?
as in " come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up "?
Is she waiting for the weasel to go pop?
wasn't rice involved there ?
Are you making rice krispie treats?
what about chocolate crackles ? :scratchchin:
Could you describe those in better detail? :popcrn: Sounds good :icon_smile_tongue:
do you have rice bubbles ?
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think you call them crispies :scratchchin:
this is what choc-crackles look like (http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/ricebubbles1png.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/ricebubbles1png.jpg.html)
and the recipe http://www.kidspot.com.au/best-recipes/Kids-cooking+5/Chocolate-crackles-recipe+2461.htm
they are quite edible :yesnod:
Can we use Rice Krispie's instead? Your package has kids on it, we have elves. America is such a magical place :rofl:
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They also have a version called Cocoa Krispie's that might work for those :scratchchin:
haven't they made yours PC yet ?
called snap crackle and pop :scratchchin: the choc ones are called coco pops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrefQVBtGc
What's wrong with having elves? They make cookies as well:
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Why doesn't Australia have Lucky Charms ? :'( :'( :'(
we have weet-bix does that count ? :scratchchin:
Let me guess, you just want to eat the marshmallows?
who ?
Whose wanting the Lucky Charms, and what for, the marshmallows?
do you pick them out ?
Who wouldn't want a box?
how much sugar is in those things ?
Can you still get cavities if there were elves on the box?
Would eating the box be better for your teeth?
nothing like a bit of fibre in your diet is there ?
Didn't the Mythbusters disprove the theory that the box was more nutritious than the cereal?
when that statement was made(50's)the box WAS more nutritious wasn't it ?
Do you have an old box of cereal to test this?
wouldn't that cause constipation ? ;D
Isn't the Fiber good for you?
how much is to much ?
Should we ask Mikey the Life cereal commercial boy?
has he had to much ?
Haven't you been watching how much he eats?
is he on Australian TV at all ? :popcrn:
Would you mind answering your own question?
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could he be uniquely American ?
Is there any other things that are unique to America?
aren't there lots of things that are uniquely American ?
Is that like there are things that are unique to Australia?
how we eat a meat pie comes to mind :scratchchin: can you think of any ?
How do you play football? :nana:
which one of the three different ways are you talking about ? ;D
I know of the American version, the English version (soccer), but, what's the 3rd?
doesn't that still leave rugby union, rugby league and Aussie rules ?
but that still leaves international rules :scratchchin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YIuMyeoR8f8#t=7
Is rugby even considered football? I know they're similarly played.
aren't they all called "football" by their respective fans ?
my eldest daughter still calls rugby union "sniff butt and run " :lol:
Is rugby where we got our Football from?
like the word touchdown is used in rugby, right?
isn't a "touchdown " called a "try" ?
Do you have to try again if you didn't get it the first time?
don't you get 6 go's , then have to kick on the 5th or hand over on the 6th ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdLlXWt4r-U :icon_smile_big:
3 downs in football and kick on 4th, unless you get a 1st down or touchdown, is rugby much easier than that?
are any of them "easy" ?
Maybe if you run holding a soccer-ball, could be a foul?
Or is that CRICKET???
Never been into watching stick and ball type stuff, needs a motor to get me interested......how about you?
isn't football all about the biff ?
don't mind rugby ( the blue and red guys at the start of previous YouTube post are from local team :lol:)
cant stand cricket tenis etc like to get out and fish/hunt instead :yesnod:
Phishing are you SHURE?
is anybody really ?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
unless its beer o'clock, it all depends on where in the world you are doesn't it ? :scratchchin:
Too many beer-o-clocks and perhaps you will not care where in the world you are?
isn't any time beer o'clock ?
[Not me, I was a subcontractor] But when the work crew breaks open a 24 pack at 7:30 am......maybe there's a problem?
did the work still get done ?
Can you believe I was pushing my equipment to get done as quick as I could?
The job got done.....about 3 hours quicker then expected. Nervous the whole time, I had no control over the crew......only thing I could do was keep them as busy as possible so they didn't have much time to drink. And get the f*** out of there. If feces hit the fan.....likely I'd have been splattered. I did a lot of sub work with that crew for a couple of years, 99% of the time they were good to work with. But this was a Sat morning that they did NOT want to work.....had a feeling things were going to get ugly.
I have nothing against :cheers: at the right time. But when you start at 7:30...... :o
Irony......a lot of the various crews smoked a bit of the less then legal stuff.....those guys were mellow to get along with. Pretty agreeable. Sometimes I wonder if the wrong thing was illegal.
Was she pleased?
isn't the idea to last as long as possible ? :angel:
Can you go so long she get's either bored or sore?
Which do you reckon comes first?
Don't you always put your women first?
Wouldn't that depend on whether she comes with a dick or not?
Wouldn't that really depend on just what you meant?
Hmm! not sure.....can you set me straight?
Are you that crooked?
what if I'm a little bent?
What did you do, bend over backwards for someone?
isn't that better than bending forward?
Are you afraid of dropping the soap?
would it matter if I was already lathered?
Could you possibly slip on the bar of soap?
yes but couldn't I put it to better use?
What did you have in mind? :popcrn:
can't you come up with any ideas?
won't that put your back out ?
Won't you put it back in?
just what are we talking about here ? :scratchchin:
What are you guys doing?
could it be a solo effort ?
Isn't it more fun with friends?
Are the friends in low places?
do they live in the basement ?
Why are your friends crashing at your place?
Could it be that you live on a very bad curve in the road and they are driving drunk?
And crashing into your basement?
what were they driving ?
Something big enough to crash into your basement?
like a front end loader ?
A big one would do more then crash into the basement.......right?
would there be any house left ?
would depend on if it was......big.....or REALLY big?
would huge count as really big ?
Which word is bigger?
isn't bigger, bigger than huge ?
What's bigger than huge?
what about humongous ?
Isn't gigantic bigger than that?
isn't humongous bigger than enormous ?
Is it bigger or larger?
which has the greater mass ? :scratchchin:
Isn't ginormagantuan the king of size?
mouthful of a word isn't it ?
More like a tong twister, right?
like as in , say this 5 times real quick ?
Is it even a real word?
did you even look ?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginormagantuan
Isn't that what you're for? :icon_smile_big:
Yes, I looked it up. :cheers:
what if I look up the wrong thing ? :scratchchin:
we'd tell you .....wouldn't we?
isn't there always someone to tell you ?
Is there anybody listening?
is there anybody out there ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKJQOsT6cKg
Are we playing hide and seek?
Who wants to be it?
what's worse being it or not being found ?
Wouldn't that depend on who we are hiding with?
what if your by yourself?
Then it would be hard to play hide and seek....wouldn't it?
that would depend on what's hidden and where are you seeking it wouldn't it ?
Wouldn't it be more fun to have help seeking?
are there some places where help might get in the way ?
Isn't more than three a crowd?
Does more make merrier?
only if there's enough to go around ,right ?
Would more help......inspire..... you?
are they waiting in line ? :D
bags 15th and not last :lol:
Why is Substantial bigger than Stantial?
And what are we queuing for?
shouldn't you know before joining the cue ? :D
Could be quite a surprise when it got to your turn.....right? :angel:
especially if their jumping off a cliff ,right ? :o
some like certain "adult" activities.....that could be a little surprising to the unsuspecting.....right?
Is it rated XXX?
that would depend on who's looking wouldn't it ?
some are more easily shocked than others :whistling:
Hope you're not talking aboot (<- HA) Vin Diesel in the movie "XXX"?
wasn't it Riddick ?
Wasn't his best movies were the fast & furious?
does he have a best movie ? ;D
Does anyone make a good movie anymore?
what about sly Stallone ? ;)
I have quite liked the expendables serries of movies, maybe he's improving :scratchchin:
Have you watched Stallone in Escape Plan?
Boy, he's getting old.
aren't we all ? ;D
haven't seen that one yet , I'm starting to think of the expendables as the "new " magnificent 7 /dirty dozen etc. :scratchchin:
Has anyone found the fountain of youth?
if they have are they keeping it quiet ?
Would you believe it if you were told?
that would be one that you'd have to try yourself wouldn't it ? :yesnod:
And would you be willing to pay for it?
that would all depend on the price wouldn't it ? :scratchchin:
What would it be worth to you?
how far back do you go ?
How far back can you afford?
so what's the rate ?
$ a minute :scratchchin:
Depending on the rate......maybe I could afford a couple of minutes......how about you?
so do you really want to go back to last week ? :scratchchin:
Can we go "Back To The Future"?
remember when all you could think about was what the future would be like ?
knowing ,I'd take back then in a heartbeat :yesnod:
Didn't it use to be you always wished you were older?
did you try growing a beard ?
I had to shave at fifteen, any one else?
wasn't it easier to grow a beard ?
Would a chia pet be better looking?
are you saying you don't like beards? :scratchchin:
Is there something wrong with being clean shaved?
what if your allergic to razors ?
Are you sure it's allergies and not fear?
could it be both?
Could it be the fear is the allergy?
do you know any one addicted to fear ?
Can't one become addicted to nearly anything?
are some things easier than others ?
Could others be easier than something's?
Isn't it getting complicated?
Do you want a easy girlfriend or an complicated one?
that's a silly question isn't it ? :scratchchin: ;D
Do you have a better question? :popcrn:
whats the meaning of life ?
The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity, isn't it?
is that what you got from the movie ? :scratchchin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54ulXNk-bmo
Are you suggesting the meaning of life can be found on youtube?
can't everything else ? ;)
Seems that way.....doesn't it?
what did we do before the internet ? :scratchchin:
looked in the newspaper ads
Would it be more educational to use a encyclopedia?
world book ?
Have you looked in the world of wheels book?
is it a "coffee table" book ?
Do you see it on the coffee table?
what if there's no coffee table to put it on ?
You could use a turned over bucket.....right?
Here, a lot of stuff comes cheaper in a 5 gallon bucket.....so always looking for uses for the empties.....in this case.....2 buckets and some wood......instant coffee table. :coolgleamA:
Can't the meaning of life be found behind the wheel of your Mopar on an August day, cruising into the sunset down route 66??? ;)
isn't that winter ?
only for those that are upside down.....right? :angel:
isn't it you that is on the "other side " ? ;D
Perhaps those of us on the "other side" wonder what those "down under" call us? :scratchchin:
it could only be nice couldn't it ? :scratchchin:
One can hope it is so, yes?
would you know otherwise ? :laugh:
How would I know? :lol:
do you have ESP ? ;)
Would ESP help?
how much do you need electronic stability programmes ? :scratchchin:
Knowing how to drive suggests I do not need electric stability programs.....how much do you need them? :angel:
Would GPS help?
do you really think they'd help ? :whistling:
Would you prefer a regular map instead?
is low tech the way to go ? :scratchchin:
Doesn't low tech work when the power goes off?
like blowflies in a bottle ?
would you need high tech to get them in the bottle?
what's hi-tech about a fly swat ?
don't some take batteries and have an electric zapper
Would it not be the opposite ends of tech.....electric zapper and fly swatter?
what about the difference between battery powered and blowfly powered ? ;)
The difference being electricity?
not really high tech then is it ?
Wouldn't you really rather use low tech that works then high tech that might work?
Won't it take longer doing it old school?
isn't longer sometimes better ?
What if we're in a hurry?
could you just go faster ?
Can you peddle faster?
do you think that would help ?
Seems logical.....if you peddle faster you would not slow down....right?
what gear are you in ?
would it make any difference what gear.....if you peddled faster?
didn't you ever try 38th gear or what ever it was ,where you peddle 400 times for one turn of the wheel ? :scratchchin:
You have a 38 gear bicycle?
might I have exaggerated a little ? ;)
Wouldn't the principal still be the same......even in 38th, pedal faster, go faster?
:shruggy: What do I know.....last bike I got had 3 speeds. Guess it's been a while..... :scratchchin:
don't you pedal faster but go slower so its easy to go up big hills ?
mate had a 10 speed ,always remember him peddling like crap and going nowhere :yesnod:
Certainly true......but isn't it also true that no matter what gear you are in, increasing RPMs [peddling] makes you go faster?
I get your point. Honestly, haven't paid much attention to peddling since I figured out it was more fun when one had a motor doing the peddling. :yesnod:
Are you spinning your wheels?
would that be a good trick ?
Do I get a treat if I show you a trick?
have you heard that before ? :scratchchin:
Do you want to try to trick me out of a treat? :D
is the hand faster than the eye ?
Does speed count in typing?
is it a competition ?
My friend won a 351 Cleveland in a raffle years ago,... wait... was it a 351?
was it a booby prize ? ;)
Or a prize booby?
don't they come in pairs ? ;D
It's possible to have three?
is that where the single comes from ?
Is it nice being single?
it would be better if there was someone to cook dinner once in a while ,wouldn't it ? :scratchchin: ;)
Isn't that why pizza and Chinese can be delivered?
It's not fun eating alone is it?
but can't you double dip and no-one complains ?
Always an up and down side....right?
still looking for the pony ?
Where did you see it last? :scope:
isn't it somewhere buried under all the horse poo ?
Did the monkey take the pony?
what would a monkey do with a horse ?
Is the monkey trying to get a ponytail?
wouldn't the monkey get a kick out of that ?
Is that what happens when you monkey around behind a horse?
wouldn't you have to find someone that monkey's around behind horses and ask them ?
Don't you?
who ?
Doctor?
quack
Isn't this supposed to be "Answer the Question with a question"?
did we get side-tracked ? :shruggy:
Do you want to see where this track goes?
Are you a race car driver?
haven't we all thought that at one time or another ? ?
Can we be dreaming?
are you asleep at the wheel ?
Is it a wheel I have my hands on or is it melons?
did you end up in a field ?
Have you seen 38DD's grown in fields?
more of a cantaloupe than a melon isn't it ? :scratchchin:
Do you like honeydews? :icon_smile_big:
aren't sugar melons nicer ?
Doesn't the firmness count in judging?
isn't it whether they sound hollow when you tap them with your finger ? :D
Do you really think the melons owner would like that test? :scratchchin:
could we try and see ? :icon_smile_big:
are you ready for negative consequences? :scratchchin:
wouldn't they know it was done in the name of science ? :D
inquiring minds want to know :yesnod:
And what to do think the chances of getting away with a science explanation? :scratchchin:
all depends on if their blond or not doesn't it ? ;D
Can you depend on the blond part?
are you worried that the carpet won't match the drapes ?
Isn't a brunette just a tanned blonde?
do blondes get dirty to easy ? :scratchchin:
Is that a problem?
which dirty are you talking about ?
Should you use your imagination?
do we really want to go THERE ? :coolgleamA:
Sounds epic, doesn't it? :o
Can I go?
don't you have your own ?
His sig GF suggests possibilities, does it not? :yesnod:
it doesn't leave much to the imagination does it ?
On the contrary, can't you imagine helping her to "adjust" the smoothness of her polka dots?
isn't what's under the polka dots , what all the imagining was about ?
Are you imagining all the senses, like sight, touch, smell, taste? :D
like vanilla ice-cream ?
Not the taste that came to my mind......but if it's what you want?
could you try a frozen chocolate bar ? :scratchchin: :D
The temp could be quite a shock to her.......sensitive areas perhaps?
Isn't that what you call pleasure or pain?
isn't this pleasure and pain ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj4tZgpzUjo
Do you find Pleasure and Pain, pleasurable or painful to listen to? :scratchchin:
would that depend on the amount of alcohol consumed?
was front row at a lot of their concerts ,great sound and better view :yesnod:
Would it take a large amount of alcohol to make it pleasurable?
Hmmmm, looking up...... :scratchchin:
weren't her other songs much better received ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxqCh4oJyh4&list=PLPajZHHF-q89PoQdlWwzhVubRGZgCGeak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
great show :D
"Great show" could be interpreted in many ways.....right?
it could mean lots of things couldn't it ?
Or one in particular?
is that a leading question ?
Or a legitimate request for information?
is it possible to get information overload ?
Too much information, you mean?
can it cause "burnout" ?
Maybe that's better then a "blowout?"
can't those be fatal ?
So your suggesting you shouldn't try it at home?
should you try it anywhere ?
Maybe on a closed course by a professional?
a professional what ?
Aren't you a professional if you get paid for it?
is being payed for your services more acceptable with some professions than others ?
So it seems.......but isn't some professions more lucrative then others? :scratchchin:
its all about supply and demand isn't it ?
Maybe the quality of services? :D
if that was always the case ,the older more experienced in their trade would be in higher demand than the younger less experienced wouldn't they ?
I said quality, not experience......do you see the difference?
are we quality or experience ? :scratchchin:
[modestly] I am both, :angel: how about you?
I like chargers so it must be true , mustn't it ? :scratchchin:
I love most things Mopar, shouldn't that qualify me?
so its a mopar thing then ? ;D
Is there anything [automotive] better?
only one thing , but that takes two doesn't it ?
With the twins posted earlier......maybe 3?
could you play sardines ?
Would it be more enjoyable to be sandwiched like a cookie?
either requires close contact doesn't it ?
Should we call it close encounters of the fourth kind?
shouldn't that be the first kind ? :D
What should the next encounter be?
what about a surprise encounter ?
One of those encounters would surprise me......wouldn't it you?
Do you like surprises?
Depends on who is giving me the surprise, doesn't it? :scratchchin:
as long as the "surprise" doesn't sneak up behind you, right ?
Again, wouldn't it depend on if it was male or female, and what the surprise is? :scratchchin:
what if their playing murder in the dark ?
What happened to playing board games?
is that exciting enough ?
Are you looking for something more thrilling?
does learning to ride a unicycle count ?
before anyone asks... NO
Are you learning to ride it on a tight rope?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qW3icNqak4
are you calling me a bear ?
When did I mention this? :scratchchin:
wasn't it a bear in the video ?
Are referring to "bear" or "bare"?
when bare could you be mistook for a bear ?
Can you bare the thought of not knowing the answer?
is the weight of not knowing to much to bare ?
How much does it weigh?
would you have to ask someone that wants to know ?
Why would I seek an answer from someone who doesn't know the answer?
isn't there wisdom in knowing that you know nothing ? :angel:
Can that concept be taken to far?
could you ask a monk ?
Where can a person find one?
where do monks hang out ?
Do monks hang out in the same place as monkeys?
I thought monkeys hang out where monks congregate , don't they ?
Do the monkeys and monks make music merrily?
If you want the meaning of life from a monk, don't you need to go to the top of a mountain or something?
wasn't that on "monkey " ?
What's a monk on a mountain doing on top of a monkey?
Trying to find the meaning of life?
could they be fighting over something stupid ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTxPlUnDQ1U
Is that better than fighting for nothing?
doesn't there have to be a reason to start ?
Would having nothing else to do work?
so boredom was the reason ? :scratchchin:
Doesn't boredom start a lot of things?
was Hitler bored ? :scratchchin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaSk_gCa-LI
Wasn't Hitler trying to be a man?
I thought he was all f*cked up on drugs , he was wasn't he ?
That is the rumor, isn't it?
wouldn't the world have been a different place if he had "just said no to drugs "? :scratchchin:
Would it have been better if he was killed in WW1?
then there'd be no autobahn :scratchchin: is it ok to think on that one ?
What about the Beatle? Would it have been produced?
wasn't it invented by a Czech and the appropriated by the Germans ?
Wasn't it modeled after the Tatra?
they had some weird cars didn't they ?
Didn't the Czech's have some weird cars during the Cold War?
do you mean the ones made out of paper mache ?
Are you saying they were driving piñata's?
do you think they were full of lollies ?
Are you suggesting that maybe only suckers would drive one?
could they just be mislead ?
Maybe some people could not afford anything else?
would walking be preferable ?
Would not the distance be a factor?
what about a pushbike ?
Why push a bike when I can ride it?
should I have said a bicycle ? :rotz:
Wasn't it just a play on words?
has anyone told you that you shouldn't play with your words before you use them ?
Would it be easier to scramble words instead of playing with them?
but eggs would be better right ?
What else are you serving besides eggs and words? :drool5: :popcrn:
don't you have your scrambled eggs on toast ?
Can I get some with hash browns?
are they better with them ?
Wouldn't you miss not having hash browns with your eggs?
what if you don't condone eating baby chickens ? :scratchchin:
Isn't that what a vegan does.......not eat unborn chickens?
don't they take it a bit further than that though ? :scratchchin:
Isn't being a member of PETA better?
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
what about carnivores anonymous ? ;D
Can you go a week without meat?
I know I can't.
can you go for a day without meat ?
when at work have a hamburger for lunch almost everyday :yesnod: a proper corner store/takeaway one ,not micky D's or any of those type :eek2:
Yes I can......but being really sick made it easy.....right?
that will do it every time won't it ?
Some times are worse then others....right?
I don't often get sick.......but when I do......I don't do it halfway...... :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
do you have to watch what you eat ?
just been through a nasty gallstone episode :o will have to man up and have it removed one day :lol:
Not really......I stop at McDs sometimes.....doesn't that prove I can eat nearly anything? :lol:
Scary and painful :o
Don't know about the man-up part......never been admitted to a hospital. Been stitched up at the drs office a few times.....
was that what made you sick ? :lol:
Is there anything at MC D's that really is good?
what about their thick shakes ?
only thing I'd have when the kids wanted to have it for dinner :eek2:
When there's no place else.......right?
And of course when you really need results......get the McLaxative meal! :yesnod:
got to keep the kids happy don't you ?
Is that why the Happy Meal was invented?
they keeps the parents happy don't they ?
Are the parents happy when the kids would rather play with the toy instead of eating their meal?
aren't the parents happy to just be able to buy a happy meal instead of the "what do you want to eat " drama ?
Are you saying meal time with the kids can be a hassle?
that's the understatement of the century isn't it ?
Has anyone doubted quiet kids=happy parents?
Maybe that's the real reason it's called a "happy meal"?
what if the parents are noisy too ? :scratchchin:
Do you think they would take me seriously if I threatened to toss them in the dumpster? :scratchchin:
could you buy them a "happy meal" to ? :rotz:
Perhaps they could find enough around them to make their own?
Actually, I'm one of the worlds most gracious men. It's not my fault people....have....mistaken....my intent.....even when I don't say a word. :shruggy: :angel:
do they have gherkin races over there ? ;D
Is that similar to egg races?
don't you call them pickles ?
sliced green thing on macas hamburgers that kids take off and throw on the window to have gherkin races :shruggy:
Wouldn't you get in trouble for throwing pickles on a window?
Our pickles are called dills or chips if they're cut, gherkins if they're whole.
only if your caught ,right ?
Why do I get the feeling you were the one that taught them to do it?
do you like pickles ? :D
Are they fresh?
isn't everything at micky D's fresh ? ;D
Would you call soybean hamburgers fresh?
is that textured vegetable protein ?
Does it taste like black angus beef?
or does it taste like the sole of an old trainer ?
How do you know what an old trainer tastes like unless you have tasted one?
could you say I have it on good advice ?
Would you call it good advice if I said to not eat one?
bit like the chewy gum from those dispensers in the toilets ,eh ? :laugh:
Do they have a funny aftertaste?
don't they taste like rubber ?
Would they compare to the taste of a rubber ducky?
what does a rubber ducky taste like ? ;D
Do you want to find out?
(http://h6img.com/g/3/rubber-ducky-3.jpg)
wouldn't that ducky taste like sh*t ? :scratchchin:
Would you prefer sh*t on a Shingle?
aren't sh*t and sugar sandwiches a sweeter alternative ? :scratchchin:
Would you like peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich?
is that as good as a vegemite sandwich ?
Exactly how good is a Vegemite sandwich? :scratchchin:
is that a trick question ?
Could it be it's so good or bad, you can't describe it?
would you have to be a Vegemite connoisseur to answer that ?
As a connoisseur of feminine derrieres.....it's more fun then to be a Vegemite connoisseur......right?
could you be both ?
vegemite wrestling anyone :scratchchin:
Of course one could do both......I just doubt if I could devote the same amount of attention to both......perhaps one would be more distracting?
vegemite in the eye is very distracting isn't it? :icon_smile_big:
a fade in the 70's 80's was to put vegemite under your eyelids :lol: :slap:
Can I have my eye on something more appealing?
Could you post an example of something you have your eye on?
can you take it out and polish it ?
What is it you want polished?
(http://www.zoomgirls.net/wallpapers/redneck_bikini_babe-1920x1080.jpg)
is that an Australian ford ute ? :scratchchin:
Are you familiar with the US built Ford Ranchero?
Who's paying any attention to the car?
Shouldn't someone be paying attention to the car?
will it get jealous if you don't ?
Do cars get jealous of other cars?
what happens when you sell them ?
Have you realised you three are the only one playing this game? :nana:
We got you to hit it once, didn't we? :lol:
so are you joining in to ?
Couldn't you help me to find a '68 4 speed instead?
isn't the looking half of the fun ?
Where's Waldo?
where's everyone ?
Who do you want to look for first?
who would be easiest to find ?
Can I crash this party?
the more the merrier ,right ?
There could be more then one context to that, right? :D
would that depend on what your surrounded by ? :scratchchin:
Is there a cover charge to this party?
isn't it BYO ?
Would you like the beer I bring though? :cheers:
what if I brought my own scotch ? :cheers:
What if I don't even drink? ;)
don't you get thirsty ?
Are you afraid I might dehydrate?
like survival food ? :scratchchin:
Is survival food the same as late night drunk food?
depends on how drunk you were last night doesn't it ?
How did I end up back here again?
could you say its an addiction ? :cheers:
Actually, Chicago Transit Authority (at that time), but does anyone really care?
if love and hate collide ?
Does that ever happen?
isn't that what they now call divorce ?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
what if you run on "Fiji time" ?
Dr. Who?
wasn't Jon Pertwee the best doctor ever ? :yesnod:
Was Doctor J's real name John Pertwee?
doctor who ?
Where can I find a good doctor?
are there bad ones ?
Can a rheumatologist doc be considered "bad to the bone"?
does that mean a penetrating conversation with your proctologist?
Are you inferring you have had such a conversation personally?
I highly recommend it........if you need one. :yesnod:
[unlikely to be still around if I had not]
aren't there less invasive ways to have a conversation ?
But then you couldn't put up on a video screen what your doctor sees could you?
It is a very strange experience.......
was it on free to air ?
Or, do I have to have cable to watch it? :popcrn:
Why would anyone but me[personal interest] want to? :scratchchin:
At least they didn't put the camera approaching onscreen........
isn't there one in every crowd ?
Hmmmm.....would that "one" be willing to pay?
It's not like I could be recognized from it.......
would that make you a "porn" star ? ;)
Don't porn stars use the reasoning that it's "art"? :yesnod:
like the Rorschach test ?
It's all about perception, isn't it?
could it be a masterpiece ?
Or more likely something spilled? :scratchchin:
was it toxic ?
Doesn't Brittany Speers have a song called "Toxic"?
who ? ;)
Brittany Spears on Dr Who?
would that be R rated ? :scratchchin:
Why not? :popcrn:
has she grown her hair back yet ? :eek2:
What happened to her hair?
wasn't it in the news ?
It was. How did I miss it?
were you looking somewhere else ?
Should have I been?
if your looking some place else does that make it easier to sneak up ?
Doesn't that sound like a good opportunity for someone to sneak up on you?
when your sneaking up on someone else ? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't you be distracted, looking for someone else?
could you be more aware when sneaking ?
doesn't it all come down to situational awareness?
maybe varying degrees of paranoia ?
paranoia = perfect state of awareness :scratchchin:
Is it paranoia if they really are out to get you?
would that depend on who "they" are ?
Don't you know who are "they"?
are" they" the voices in your head ?
how will I be able to tell?
is there an eco ?
What if there are more than three?
do you get a discount ?
is the discount because she wore them?
wouldn't they smell funky ?
Is that a good or bad funk?
Wasn't "Funk" a genre of music back in the 80's?
(Jeeez, 1980 was 35 years ago???)
wasn't that all part of disco ?
makes you feel old doesn't it ;)
Wasnt Disco the worst music for a young metal head like me in the late 70s?
remember the "disco sux" t shirts ?
Who wouldn't want to get down to disco inferno?
what about the people who were doing this :METAL: ?
One would ask how long till their head hurts?
hasn't angus been doing it for 40 years ? :yesnod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWG4-4Y6Z60
was that what loosened everything in OZZYs head?
Sharon's voice loosened his head, no?
They actually had two offspring?
do you classify them as offspring ? :scratchchin:
Ya gotta keep em separated... hahaha... anyone, Bueller?
(the Offspring song Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated))... dating myself again, arn't I?
Would it prevent inbreds?
Is a 3rd cousin called inbred.?
depends if your married to her doesn't it ? :scratchchin:
you have to be married to her?
isn't the marriage to "seal the deal "?
Are her family members there with shotguns?
isn't that normal ? :shruggy:
is it because it was two family member getting married?
wasn't it to ensure the groom walks down the isle ?
Isn't that the beginning of the end?
didn't that begin long before the wedding ?
How much is left to live for at this point?
isn't there always the "get out " clause ?
would you need to outrun the guns?
could you try sneaking instead ?
Could you just do it and get it over with?
Who ends up with the money?
when has money ever been involved in a shotgun wedding ?
was her sister more fun than she was?
what about the cousins ? ;)
As long as nobody finds out it's all good, right?
could it catch up to you later in life ? :scratchchin:
If it still hurts do you need to take the shots?
aren't some things incurable ?
"some things incurable"........isn't one incurable thing enough?
one - some :shruggy: you don't get out of life alive do you ?
incurable only means that a cure has not yet been found?
Could the cure for one thing lead to a cure for others? :scratchchin:
isn't john wayne still waiting for the cure ? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't the Duke just shoot it?
Shouldn't one be careful what one shoots?
aren't you only supposed to shoot it if your going to eat it ?
What if you wanted to hang it on the wall?
Would the bullet hole give you a place to hang it from?
what if its an arrow hole ?
Couldn't you just hang it in our teepee?
Right there next to Custer's scalp?
did they ever find it ?
What are we looking for again?
isn't everybody looking for the same thing ?
Why haven't you found it yet?
is it quite elusive ?
Didn't some say it didn't ever exist.?
are those the ones who can't find it ?
did they even try looking?
could they just have asked about it ?
What would the answer have been?
would it have been "I'm looking for it to "? :shruggy:
What do you think your chances are of finding it? :scratchchin:
if everyone is looking for it the odds aren't in your favour are they ?
might you be the one to spot the cat first?
did I miss a "spot the cat thread "?
Or what about the vibrating couch?
Are you looking to spot a cat on a vibrating couch, or a vibrating cat on a couch? :scratchchin:
what about the ducks ?
What sounds would the ducks make?
are they vibrating ducks ?
Do vibrating quantum ducks go quark quark?
Is anyone glad we are done with page 666?
Are we the only ones that noticed?
could it be that we've made a big thing out of nothing ?
The question has to be asked, will we ever know?
if we do will we know it ?
Will the self-aware tell us?
what if they don't ?
Do they want money?
isn't that against the law ?
What law is it against ?
don't those towel heads have one ?
Did they just get out of the shower?
do you mean dripping wet?
Is she ready to get wet?
(http://getabikini.com/photos/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/busty-teen-blonde-model-orange-bikini.jpg)
How did you get a picture of my wife?
no ring ?
Are they real?
only one way to find out , right ? :D
arnt they real enough if they are paid for?
could it be a scam ?
Perhaps it would it be worth the risk? :scratchchin:
isn't life "risk " ?
Or is it you live a risky life? :scratchchin:
or did you mean a risque life?
can I have the later rather than the former ?
Would that leave you in poor form?
could it be pour form ?
or was it a performance?
that means mopar doesn't it ?
Did you just make a direct connection?
Was that the General that just flew over?
did you hear the horns ?
How could it have been if the General was banned?
could it be that the ban was not accepted ?
has there ever been a ban that was accepted?
is that a loaded question ?
Could be, could't it?
is there a safe answer ?
perhaps it's more that some answers are safer then others?
so the lesser of two evils ?
but isn't the lessor of two evils, still evil? :scratchchin:
so it was a loaded question wasn't it ?
if it is loaded then isnt there a punishment?
Why not plead the 5th?
Or is it someone wants to open a 5th? :scratchchin:
Can you have a 5th without a 4th?
by the 5th are you still counting ? :drunk:
after a 5th, who can count?
don't some people seem to be able to drink all day and be unaffected ?
don't people like that only think they are unaffected?
Are they the ones who are aholes sober?
could it be that sober or intoxicated they are the same ?
Maybe when they are sober, some can hide the 'hole better?
its only a mater of time before its shown anyway isn't it ?
But some keep it hidden quite well.....don't they?
have they had lots of practice ?
are we talking about lawyers?
why would you do that ?
Would you prefer I do this instead?
(http://models.teenyb.com/galleries/maria/black_wet_look/01.jpg)
where does the line begin ? :D
Who cares?
doesn't someone have to ?
Caring is a requirement?
doesn't it help ?
Only for those with a conscience?
what's that ? :scratchchin:
A moral compass?
what if your standing next to a metal post ? ;)
A post that can be used by a pole dancer?
aren't they the best sort ?
What's the difference between a pole and post?
what sore of post ?
would it be a pole stands alone and a post holds something up?
what about goal posts ? (http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/AFL-Goalposts.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/AFL-Goalposts.jpg.html)
Is there a cross bar on a goal post?
does that depend on the game ?
Aussie rules 4 uprights have to kick between them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPIQ7vLJYIA
Aussie's have rules?
could you imagine what we'd be like without them ?
Could you imagine the fun it would be?
isn't it always fun until someone gets poked in an eye ? ;)
Shouldn't be eye poking made illegal to have more fun?
wouldn't that be a rule ?
Didn't your father said "rules are for fools,meant to be broken"?
if he did was he ahead of his time ?
is that better then being behind the times?
if you don't know it doesn't really matter does it ?
What if it's really important to know, but don't know it?
isn't that called " blissfully ignorant " ?
couldn't that be a nice description for my ex instead of saying the truth and getting banned?
isn't it better to keep your feelings about ex's to your self so there's no incriminating evidence ? :D
Yes.....making threats would be a bad idea, wouldn't it?
isn't the saying "don't get mad ,get even" ?
Karma is a bitch isn't it
or whatever her name is? :lol:
do you have one in mind ?
Only one?
isn't one enough ?
If there is more then one, usually one will stand out.....right?
could there being more than one be the cause of it all ?
You have to ask?
doesn't everyone ?
Who wouldn't?
Where do I sign up? :popcrn:
do you want to be first in line ?
perhaps that would be better then second or third? :scratchchin:
Why would anyone want sloppy seconds?
Not me......but if someone was desperate?
how desperate would they have to be ? :eek2:
With some it would depend on how many :cheers:....right?
as in bags 22nd but not last ? :popcrn:
Isn't a 50 lb bag......kinda overkill?
Only reference I got with a search.......I had no idea it was available that way..... :o
when your dead your dead , can you really "overkill" ?
Can it be resurrected or not?
what like Frankenstein's monster ?
or more like the Mummy?
Where is my mummy? :scope:
is it laundry day ?
Already?
was it a little quick ?
Perhaps it was necessary?
or was it an accident ?
What did you do this time?
if I tell, it won't be a secret anymore will it ?
Is your secret safe with us?
is a secret ever safe ?
How do you know if it's not?
Isn't a secret something that only one person knows?
what if there were two people in the room ?
Were they up to no good ?
is that the secret ?
Is there more than one door to choose?
How many doors do you see? :popcrn:
is this where you say " give me the cleaver man " ? ;)
can't you say anything you want?
but would it make sense ?
It would to you, wouldn't it?
do drunks understand themselves ? :scratchchin:
do drunks understand each other?
is there a universal language ?
Math?
does it come with a translator ?
Can you understand what the translator is saying?
do we need and interpreter for the translator ? ;D
for math?
Would you prefer a tutor instead?
is she hot ? :D
What's her sine?
isn't that going off on a tangent ? :scratchchin:
Would it be if your trying to get the angle of the dangle right?
Is it acute or obtuse?
it would be a reflex wouldn't it ? ;D
Reflex.......so your suggesting it's an uncontrollable reaction? :angel:
isn't it ? :scratchchin:
wouldn't it also depend on location and who is watching?
are we talking performance anxiety here ?
Maybe more about good manners........ a time and a place for everything? :yesnod:
isn't the dinning table a good place ? :shruggy:
What would your guests think if they knew what you were up to?
so the real question should be how well do you clean up ? :scratchchin:
Or is the biggest question how well do you perform for a show after you clean up? :scratchchin:
"the show must go on", right ?
What happens after the show?
After party ?
Maybe clean the carpets?
how did the dog get up the tree ? ;)
Who will set it free?
Call the local Fire Department?
What would they do?
They rescue cats...don't they rescue dogs?
Would they use a rescue dog to rescue the dog?
Are two dogs better than one?
Are there several cats to chase?
are you suggesting trying to herd cats? :scratchchin:
wouldn't you need a cat- tle dog for that ? :rotz:
is it even possible to herd cats?
don't cat do what cats want to do ?
isn't that what makes them so hard to herd?
is that why cat-tle dogs are expensive ?
could it be the expensive training?
could the livestock be expendable do you think ? :scratchchin:
does all of this explain the low profit margins?
Are you flying Hoover flags?
why ?
Are you a student of the Socratic Method?
wasn't he on bill and ted ? ;)
Wasn't that dudes name Soo-crate? :scratchchin:
was his name lost in translation ?
Maybe pronouncing it "Soo-create" made sense to me? :shruggy:
why couldn't he have had a name like Bob or Larry ?
Are you suggesting Bob or Larry Soo-crates?
would have made remembering easier wouldn't it ?
You prefer using mnemonics?
aren't harmonics better ?
are harmonicas even better?
like in flip flop fly ? ;D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QDJr-TAG60
How about Buddy Greene playing the harmonica at Carnegie Hall?
https://youtu.be/zoauBe465qQ
who would have thunk it ?
it takes imagination, doesn't it?
and lots of talent ,right ?
Who needs talent?
have you been watching the x factor instead ? :eek2:
Can we watch a fire and roast marshmallows instead of watching tv?
aren't marshmallows fattening ?
Air is fattening?
would that depend on wether its under pressure or not ?
or in a vacuum or not?
you or the air ? ;)
Can't pressure be dangerous?
weren't exams hell ? ;)
Maybe school itself was hell?
How can hell be "the darkness" if there are fires there?
what if its in a stove ?
Is it meatloaf night? :drool5:
that's a thought isn't it ?
mmm what's for dinner :scratchchin:
it's the thought that counts, right?
isn't that what "they "say?
And just who is this often mentioned "they"?
it not me is it you ? :scope:
are you with us or agin us?
what about those that have their own agenda ?
are their agendas really different than ours?
Shall we have a meeting to find out?
Meatloaf last night :dance:
are you coming over here ?
is that an emoticon or a representation of the after affects ;)
Is it possible to meet halfway?
Lets put it this way. I'm lucky if I get meatloaf 4 times a year. Spaghetti is just as frequent. Most of the time, it's a patty on a bun because it's quick and easy to do it that way. :P
will we need our "floaties"?
:cheers: I get it when" I" make it , like every thing else . sometime toast is easier :scratchchin:
What if we go the other direction? :popcrn:
I don't have the luxury of making it myself just yet. Working on it though.
isn't there water there to ?
Can we Skype?
is that like skip ?
Maybe our meeting should be held on an ocean going ship?
do you get seasick ? :eek2:
Never, you?
is it possible to get seasick watching water in a cup ?
isn't probability more important than possibility?
What's the probability that halfway the other way would be somewhere in Africa?
From where are we starting?
is it near the edge ?
Which one?
what about lands edge ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3LHmsPU0vU
can one fall off the edge?
what's waiting at the bottom :scratchchin: , is there a bottom ?
You're asking if the bottom has a bottom? :scratchchin:
is it bottomless ?
Can you put a bottom in the bottom of something that was meant to be bottomless?
;) does that just make it a hole ? :scratchchin:
What's the hole in? 1? :lol:
what made the hole , do you have an infestation ?
Would a mole make a hole?
Would a hole with a mole in it still be a hole because the hole was full of mole? :scratchchin:
What if the mole in the hole, has a hole in it as well?
what if the mole in the hole had a hole in each end......thus would it not be a two holed mole in a hole?
what if the mole in the hole had no holes ?
Is this going to turn into a Dr Seuss story?
what about and episode of the tomfoolery show ? :scratchchin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MjkCFEv6HY
Would a hole-less mole or a 2 holed mole in a hole fit in with Tom and his foolery?
All the molecules found in a mole
Fill a twenty-two-liter-sized hole.
Avogadro's amount
Is the name of their count
That gives chemists a sense of control?
are you a poet and just don't know it ?
Is there some sort of testing facility to conduct a test to find out if he is or not?
will it be painful ? :scratchchin:
Could you be more specific? :popcrn:
aren't most" tests" painful in one way or another ?
Wouldn't the test seem more painful if you fail?
How long does one have to wait for the test of time?
could you look in the mirror and find out ? :scratchchin:
What if you're a vampire?
are you just plain out of luck ?
Would a vampire be that fashion conscious to really need a mirror? :scratchchin:
aren't they all "diva's " in the movies ? :scratchchin:
Considering what a lot of the "divas" wear in public.....do you think they actually look in the mirror?
of course , doesn't it take hours to get that "look" ? ;D
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Are you looking for a judge or referee?
what if the mirror lies ? :scratchchin:
Lies as in distortion?
distortion or perception?
could it be your eye's and not the mirror ? :scratchchin:
perhaps an altered state of awareness?
Would not awareness altered or not, be perception? :scratchchin:
is your perception and awareness altered if someone turns out the light ?
don't you need light for a mirror to work?
At times....would you want the mirror to work? :scratchchin:
Do you perceive of some reason why I would not want it to work?
From personal experience, first thing in the morning is not the best time for it to work, how about you?
Do you have corrective lens eyewear that you can "forget" to wear?
No......maybe I need to learn not to look?
if you don't look won't you trip over something ?
Do you think I will trip on the mirror?
what if you fall in ? ;)
Need a life preserver?
what about a lifesaver ?
What is your favorite flavor?
isn't musk everyone's ?
musk flavored lifesavers...are you kidding?
don't you have them over there ? (http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u619/polywideblock/musk.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/polywideblock/media/musk.jpg.html)
They look better then the name....don't they?
that would depend on what you had to go by wouldn't it ?
no musk ox or beavers here ;)
Do I have to choose?
(http://www.jessicacanizalesvip.com/upload/photos/Jessica%20Bikini%20Contest/preview.jpg)
do you think she paid much for that ? :scratchchin:
Paid much for what?
which was more expensive , the swimsuit or the wax job ?
The wax, but the skulls on the swimsuit are for Halloween?
aren't they to give her an "edge" ?
How soft of an edge?
would it leave tan lines ?
Would we have to have the clothing removed to find out? :o
that sounds like a plan doesn't it ? :D
What makes you think that there are any tan lines?
wouldn't it be fun to colour between the lines ?
Would you be crossing the line?
start or finish ?
Why does it matter?
don't plenty of people start but not finish ? :scratchchin:
yes, but isn't that better than never starting?
that would depend on what you start wouldn't it ?
tattoo's , root canal work :scratchchin: ;)
Aren't those services provided by others, or do you do your own tattoos and root canals? :icon_smile_big:
what if they started and didn't finish ?
Were they paid?
would you pay up front for a root canal ?
Always. I want it over with. Why not?
what if your not happy with the results ?
Why not go back for more?
where does the line start ?
Has a line been started?
who's first ?
who is next ?
How would I know? :shruggy:
doesn't someone ?
Quote from: JB400 on December 03, 2015, 01:44:13 AM
Do I have to choose?
(http://www.jessicacanizalesvip.com/upload/photos/Jessica%20Bikini%20Contest/preview.jpg)
yES you have too pickone,dont you?
Who gets the first nibble?
were they first in line ?
Why not let her choose?
how long do you have ? ;)
Are we waiting on a woman now?
that seems normal.....doesn't it?
its usually the case isn't it ?
But isn't the wait worth it.....sometimes? :angel:
what if its not, more than it is ? :scratchchin:
With females, as in life....is there any guarantee? :scratchchin:
there are if you go to that "certain place" aren't there ? :-\
But....isn't there a time limit for the "certain place" phase? :scratchchin:
like everything else, isn't money the limiting factor ? ;D
Isn't money the root of all evil?
is it true that only the good die young ? :scratchchin:
if this is true you could be an evil bastard and live forever ;)
isn't it Darwin that said that the stupid die young?
isn't that "natural selection" ?
isn't that interrupted by too many warning labels? :scratchchin:
don't they only work on those that can read ,or in company of those that can read ? ;D
As there is more stupid people.....would that not prove the labels work?
should we remove the icky taste and smell that they have added to things in the last few decades ?
petrol is just one :yesnod: it "smelled good" when I was a kid at the fuel station , now it stinks
As long as it self-inflicted.....remove the warnings and let people removing themselves from the gene-pool could be a good thing, right?
Likely I am suffering the results now....but yeah.....I used to think gas smelled pretty good too. :yesnod:
couldn't hurt could it ?
this was at the same time when Walter Matthau was sniffing lighter fluid to wake himself up in whatever that 50- 60's spy comedy movie was called
Didn't we all think that.....at the time?
Not that I ever intentionally "sniffed" etc......but I did expose myself to a lot of stuff that had to hurt me over time. Fuel up a chain saw 20 times a day.....one smells a lot of gas. Diesel and gas mix for cleaning fluid......paint fumes.....long list. Young, dumb, and full of......that was me. :yesnod:
did anyone tell us differently ?
no-one had any idea back then :rotz:
we used to walk around the bush with "slug guns" and a mouthful of slugs :eek2: because the slugs kept your mouth watering and you didn't need a drink :shruggy: now they tell us "lead" is the worst thing a kid can come into contact with , could have been a brain surgeon if not for this :rofl:
would we have listened?
Ahhh....lead. Water pipes used to be made from it. The farm I grew up on had a spring....until I was around 20 water got to the house in lead pipe. I have read that lead pipe formed a layer of oxide that kept it from leaching into the water.......that would explain how we all survived.....
at least until we got to the door ;D right ?
didn't we agree to nearly anything to get out the door? :yesnod:
hate sounding like my old man but "weren't those the days "?
no sicko's to worry about , had to be home by dark . what a tough life it was :scratchchin:
Who ever reminisces about bad things?
were the bad things as bad as you thought they were ?
Aren't you overestimating how bad things are?
are there varying degrees of badness ?
Don't we live in a digital age where it's either good OR bad?
aren't most things good in moderation ? :scratchchin:
Has that been your experience?
what about the things in excess ? ;)
Is that a matter of perspective or perception for you?
wonce you've had some things in excess , isn't your perspective and perception skewed ? :rofl:
You have experienced altered states of awareness?
do you expect me to answer that truthfully ? :scratchchin:
Is that or is that not the question??
Which would know the answer, an old man on a mountain, or a monkey?
do the monkeys have paddles?
Quote from: Fred on January 02, 2016, 01:34:51 AM
do the monkeys have paddles?
Are the monkeys up a creek?
if they are can they be rescued?
aren't monkeys expendable?
do they have the tattoos ?
The monkeys or the paddles?
or was it the Marx brothers?
if the monkey's are expendables they will have the tattoo ,won't they ?
what idiot put tattoos on the expendable monkeys?
don't the expendable monkeys want the other monkeys to know their special ?
Think we should ask FRED ??? think he's the expert on monkey's an i know he an skip are the experts on Paddles,are't they???
WELCOME back FRED,whats up ??? ??? ??? :2thumbs:
so freds the monkey wrangler is he ?
Didn't we lose the paddles when we tried to steer Jim's (nvrbdn) boat up shit creek?
Hey djcarguy, thanks mate. All's well. :2thumbs:
did they loose them or just hide them?
Perhaps someone just forgot where there were hidden? :scratchchin:
Good to see you back Fred! :yesnod:
can you really trust a monkey ?
are you suggesting some are not trustworthy?
would you let one tune your car ?
could it be worse then some of the "mechanics" I've seen? :scratchchin:
is there a difference between monkeys and gorillas ? :angel:
You mean when working as mechanics?
do they act different when not at work ? :icon_smile_big:
I don't care how they act when I don't pay them....do you agree?
would you pay a monkey to work on your car ? :o
Will you pay them peanuts?
Thanks dyslexic teddybear :2thumbs:
don't squirrels eat nuts ?
They eat other stuff like electric wiring too, don't they?
that's rats isn't it ?
I hate rats too.....don't you?
aren't they supposed to be quit tasty ? ;D
Don't think I want to get that hungry.....do you?
isn't hunger another of those things that are all in your mind ?
If that is so, then why is my belly rumbling?
are you sure its your belly ?
isn't that just an expression?
is it an expression of interest ?
Are you interested in it?
aren't there more interesting things ?
doesn't it depend on who is asked?
Why would it vary?
don't different people have different interests?
haven't some got none at all ?
can that really be true?
would they need to do a survey to find out ?
what about people that don't tell the truth?
How many would confess to taking something?
what if they didn't ?
would they take the survey?
could they take samples to be sure ?
perhaps there is some locations where it hurts to take samples?
some more so than others :scratchchin: do you think ?
would also depend on the size and method of the sample....right?
the sample "taker " would have to be put in the equation too wouldn't they ?
does it not take more than 20 samples for it to be statistically valid?
20 from one source?
which sauce ?
Worcestershire :drool5:
What source for the sauce? :scratchchin:
does that depend on the dish ? :scratchchin:
And how it is....served?
what if its self serve ?
what if it's self aware?
if its become self aware shouldn't we be wary?
Something just became self-aware..... should'd we be really wary? :yesnod:
do we kill it now before it grows ? :icon_smile_wink:
You think it's a good idea to see what it evolves into?
could it become a monster ?
Maybe it already is?
is it toothless at the moment? :scratchchin:
What if it's a communicable virus?
and has teeth?
is it a communicable virus that grows teeth in certain places ? :scratchchin:
Are monsters required to have teeth?
are you suggesting theres a monster out there that "gums" you to death ?
Isn't that possible?
that would be a slow way to go wouldn't it ?
Making it all the more horrible a monster?
do you think people would really be scared of a "suck monster " ?
What about a squeeze monster?
if it sucks and squeezes ,could it be that someone would go looking for it ? :scratchchin:
Doesn't that sound like an upcoming TV Reality Show?
well they are hunting bigfoot aren't they ?
Will they share their beer with bigfoot if they capture it?
what about their jerky ?
On their first date?
wouldn't want chilli would you ? ;D
Wouldn't the bigfoot's stench overwhelm all other aromas?
do "bigfoots" stink ?
never been that close to one :scratchchin: :angel:
I don't think I want to get that personal with one.....do you?
which would be worse giving or getting ?
do you have a preference? :scratchchin:
isn't it always better to give than receive ? :angel:
Always depends on what and how.....right? :yesnod:
does it pay to check beforehand ? :icon_smile_wink:
Who is paying who?
did someone mention money ?
doesn't it go without saying?
what would bigfoot spend it on ? :scratchchin:
Maybe camouflage?
Bigfoot needs camouflage? :shruggy:
isn't bigfoot made of camouflage ?
If Bigfoot is good at hiding, is it possible that it makes camo so that it can see those who wear it?
something like cam-ray vision ? ;)
Can we assume that as bigfoot seems to be hard to find, he's good at camo?
Could he be a shape shifter?
could he be hiding in plain sight ?
Wouldn't a shape shifter be like....the ultimate camo?
what about the invisible man ? ;D
Good point....that would be better....wouldn't it? :yesnod:
would it make crossing the road interesting ? :scratchchin:
Why did the invisible man cross the road?
To see if anyone would notice?
did he get there or did he get run over by the guy that did not see him ? :laugh:
could we ever truly know? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't there be an unexplained bump in the road?
would the smell draw attention ? :scratchchin:
would the absence of bump or smell be proof he made it?
could he have just been flattened out and dried in the sun ?
You mean invisible road kill?
it really would be a surprise wouldn't it ?
How would you know? :scratchchin:
invisibility is lost upon death?
Interesting thought......how do you think the invisible man's mother felt just after giving birth? :scratchchin:
That would qualify as a WTF moment.....
so was his father invisible as well ?
wouldn't getting pregnant be the wtf moment :scratchchin:
Are invisible people invisible to one another?
would this be another case of "roll her in flour" ? ;D
whatever works...right? :yesnod:
could there be an easier method ?
to each his own?
how often do you deal with an invisible woman ? :scratchchin: ;)
Without the lights on.......wouldn't that qualify? :scratchchin:
Do invisible women talk?
don't ALL woman talk?
Do you have definitive proof?
could you ask ANY married man ? :scratchchin:
You think one needs to be married to determine that? :scratchchin:
would a " former employee " be qualified ?
Wouldn't one only need to observe for a short time to determine?
aren't they sneaky ? :scratchchin:
By definition?
is there enough room to list ALL definitions ?
do we need to be reminded of them all?
do we really have to ?
Can't Human Resources do it so we can work on cars?
is there a HR department ? :o
Does that prospect frighten you?
Austin Powers: There are only two things in this world that scare me and one is nuclear war.
Basil: What's the other?
Austin Powers: Huh?
Basil: What's the other thing that scares you?
huh ?
I guess you had to be there?
if you were would you remember it ?
If I did would I want to?
would that depend on what/who you did ? ;)
And if it was felt good or bad?
is feeling good better than being bad ?
isn't that true by definition?
but can't being bad feel good ?
to criminals?
could my definition of "bad "and your definition of "bad" be two completely different things ?
could my definition of "good" and your definition of "good" be two completely different things?
:laugh:
:rofl: is this an impasse ? ;)
all good things come to pass? :angel:
:D
so where do the bad ones go ? ;)
only the good die young , so be an evil bastard and live forever :laugh:
Would you really want to live forever?
Do Evil Folks drive Fords and Chevvies in the UNDERWORLD???
would the answers be yes and yes ? :rotz:
Have you been there and back to know for sure?
has anyone ?
Yes, but I haven't heard it being done lately. Have you?
only seems to be people dropping off their perch in the news ,doesn't there ?
Is it better to live as a shrew or a turtle or even maybe, a shark or a minnow?
what about an eagle or a sparrow ? :scratchchin:
Which one do you most admire?
what if its none of the above ?
If nothing was dropped, would it get damaged?
how deep is a hole ?
Wouldn't it be all the way to the bottom?
of what ?
a pit?
so is it a pit and not a hole ?
is there a difference? :scratchchin:
which is deeper ? ;)
haven't you heard of a bottomless pit?
isn't that a hole ?
Aren't you able to fill a hole?
what about a sandpit ?
Could be a mud pit, or is it a hole?
is a well a hole or a pit ?
Well?
isn't that what water comes out of ?
I thought that was the sink?
isn't that what water goes into ?
What if the drain is clogged?
do you have wet feet ?
Isn't that normal?
are you wearing gumboots ?
Just some wadders, but doesnt everyone?
do they leak ?
Does going to deep count?
Is that a recommendation for scuba gear?
how long can you hold your breath ?
ready, go ;)
Can you hold your breath while chewing gum?
does the chewy gum loose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight ?
Can I use my gf instead?
is there any reason why not ?
What if she doesn't want me to?
put your chewy gum on her bedpost ?
Is that what I meant?
is it ?
Who knows?
Doesn't The Shadow know?
Lamont Cranston
does that make him a know-all ?
Does this know all ghost know about what he doesn't know?
if he's a ghost would he be able to ask the "other side" ?
Well isnt the grass greener there?
is that really true ? :scratchchin:
Do you know something I don't?
are you talking about the voices ?
the voices in your head or mine?
does everyone have them ?
Are you talking about the one that tells me I'm a most handsome and smartest man in all eternity and that every girl wants in my pants, that voice, or should I say reality? :shruggy:
so been doing some of this then ? :brickwall:
How do you distinguish between reality and the voices...which is which?
when the voices become reality . that's when you start to worry , right ? :coolgleamA:
Doesn't that make you phycic? (What a funny word)
Maybe they listen to the voices in OUR heads?
do they echo?
A medium is required?
like walnut shell ?
What did I miss?
was it a fastball?
Did you swing at it?
is that a strike ?
Are Unions effective collective bargainers?
does it depend on the political climate ?
most unions work , over here :scratchchin: :shruggy:
save for a rainy day?
isn't that what umbrella's are for ?
What else could you use an umbrella for?
Use as a weapon?
could it be used to poison someone perhaps ?
georgi markov :yesnod: He was assassinated on a London street via a micro-engineered pellet containing ricin, fired into his leg via an umbrella wielded by someone associated with the Bulgarian secret police.
And we all thought 007 wasn't real.....right?
could it be that the Russians think differently to us ? :scratchchin:
Do they have different vices than us?
do they drink vodka like we do water ?
vodka is a vice?
isn't everything in excess ?
Everything in moderation, right?
unless it is your vice , right ? ;)
can there be too much of a good thing? :scratchchin:
could it have side-affects ?
But are they good side-affects?
would that depend on your perception ?
whats " great , oh wow "to one ..... is "oh my god when does this shit stop" to another ;)
Well who would mind a larger Johnson and who wouldn't mind losing said Johnson?
is a Johnson like a Stanley ?
Tools?
who Muslim terrorists ? as well as cowardly
aren't all terrorists cowardly?
what about the ones who gave notice beforehand ? not after :scratchchin:
Aren't the ones that change their minds the smartest ones?
does he think so now ? :lol:
Does he who is smart have to think he is smart or does know?
is that from a fortune cookie ?
What are the numbers off the back of the fortune?
do they have numbers on them ?
:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:
Aren't you going to have to go for Chinese to find out?
would it make any difference ?
have never seen them apart from movies , don't think we have them
Isn't that false advertising?
don't they taste like crap ?
got told they are a joke on westerners :scratchchin:
why do they always give me heartburn?
doesn't heartburn suck ?
It sucks before you suck on antacids.....then it doesn't suck as much.....providing you have enough antacids to suck on.....right?
wow , how big a mouthful was that ?
sometimes it takes a LOT of antacids........right?
does it help to pick your foods ?
Isn't one of the ways we can tell we are getting older is we can't eat the same way we did when we were younger?
are you trying to say we should slow down ?
You like it fast don't you
is that a loaded question ?
Did he pull the trigger on it?
could it have been like the loaded dog ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Loaded_Dog
Could the loaded dog blow other......stuff? :scratchchin:
so are you asking if it had other uses ? :scratchchin:
Could there be danger depending on the use you are thinking of?
to you or the dog ?
Both? :scratchchin:
would neither ever be the same again ?
perhaps one or both would be missing parts considered important?
are we talking fingers and toes ?
Maybe more important parts?
Does it matter since the elderly lady in the old Wendy's TV commercial says "parts is parts?
but does she know what she is talking about ?
Perhaps you would let her check your parts to see if they passed inspection? :scratchchin:
just how old was she ? :scratchchin: :lol:
perhaps you might not want to know? :angel:
After a few beers would you mind?
Are you suggesting it would turn into a "hold my beer and watch this" situation? :scratchchin:
or are you suggesting that "beer goggles " are necessary ?
Wouldn't that depend on which part you want to see?
are some parts best unseen ?
Don't you need to see to believe?
what if you see it but don't believe it ?
what if you believe but don't see?
is that what belief is all about ? :scratchchin:
wow that was deep :icon_smile_wink:
Didn't Sgt Joe Friday say "just the facts Ma'am"?
didn't he also say the virgin Connie Swail ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtKUyfkBA2w
He had ulterior motives?
doesn't most people?
Did he ever catch the pagans?
what did connie swail catch ?
what did Joe get?
Joe [Dirt] had a Daytona, didn't he?
but did he catch it himself ?
he had one.....does it matter how he got it?
could the same be said about STD's ? :eek2:
how many ways are there?
STDs.....Daytona.....how did you make that connection? :scratchchin:
do you think counselling would help ?
You suggesting counselling to cure STDs? :scratchchin:
Wouldn't penecilin be better?
could it be counselling for the effects of contracting an STD in a Daytona ? :laugh:
Wouln't protection have been prudent?
plastic on the seats ?
Who knew plastic on the seats would prevent STDs? :scratchchin:
wouldn't it make them easy to clean?
Wouldn't it be more thrilling to use the wing instead of the seats, or at least the nose piece?
do you do yoga ? ;)
do you do yoga in a toga?
Is that a requirement?
that would make for some funny sights wouldn't it ?
Doing yoga in a toga on the nose of a Daytona? :scratchchin:
do you write for Dr Zeus ? :laugh:
wouldn't you need a cat in a hat for that? :scratchchin:
Or maybe some green eggs and spam?
Are you Sam or do you prefer green eggs and ham?
what if your the son of the above ? :scared:
Son of Sam doing yoga in a toga on the nose of a Daytona?
that would be a sight to fright wouldn't it ?
Is little miss piggy involved?
wouldn't Kermit get jealous?
Ever wonder what Kermit thinks of bacon? :scratchchin:
if Miss Piggy ate bacon, is she a cannibal?
what's green and smells like bacon ?
I wonder if Kermit likes bacon cunnilingus?
Wasn't Kermit arrested once for eating scrapple?
2 great flavors.......anyone else more then a bit dubious they should be .....ahh.........combined? :scratchchin:
what would the "kids" look like ?
are you sure you really want to know?
Would they be prigs or frswine?
did they start as tadpigs ?
or were they pigtads?
perhaps a new species?
would it make for "big " frogs legs ? :scratchchin:
Are the tails straight or screwey?
would screwy tails make it hard for the tadpigs to swim ?
or would they swim in circles?
that would make it hard to get anywhere wouldn't it ?
What if they forgot where they started?
are they dizzy from all the circle swimming?
maybe they could learn to not let it affect them? :scratchchin:
maybe they like going nowhere?
if they go nowhere does that mean they never left ?
wouldn't that be confusing? :scratchchin:
or are they clairvoyant?
maybe they just would like to see where they have been? :scratchchin:
do they swim backwards ?
if they went in circles.....wouldn't they see everywhere they have been? :scratchchin:
would that be only on the outside eye ?
what if they were swimming in a toilet?
Wouldn't they then need to watch what came from above?
isn't it hard to grab hold of the porcelain when your going down and around in circles ?
harder still when they could be trying to avoid heavy rain and other objects dropping from above? :scratchchin:
wouldn't the stuff from above help with stickiness ?
perhaps....but is that what you want to happen?
would it stop you going down the gurgler ?
is that preferred?
which being craped on or going down the gurgler ?
is that like taking your lumps?
is there a choice ?
what if I don't choose?
does the outcome matter either way?
it would to those being craped on wouldn't it ?
does crap roll downhill?
doesn't it fly off fan blades ?
what sound does it make?
if no -one is there to hear it, does it make any sound at all ?
if it does, how would you know?
Other creatures have the sense of hearing. Why does it have to be a person to hear it?
can they tell you what it sounds like ?
does Dr. Doolittle respond in this forum?
does he still have the push-me-pull-you ? ;D
Did it die or did he sell it?
are they long lived ?
if they are, how long do they live?
would you have to ask a expert ?
can't you find out on Wikipedia?
is Wikipedia only as good as those who wrote it ?
Isn't there some type of peer review process?
(of course if all the peers are idiots, then what's the use?)
is anyone truly an expert ?
Only the self-appointed?
what are their qualifications ?
Ability to fog a mirror?
so they wake up in the morning , that's it ?
do they put their feet on the floor?
with or without socks?
how cold was the floor ?
is it winter or summer?
isn't it autumn ?
maybe it's spring?
is this a geographic thing ?
or is it a polar thing?
north or south ?
east or west?
so it is a geographic thing then ? ;D
or perhaps it is orbital?
like a sander ?
or a spaceship?
like the band ?
Jefferson Starship or Jefferson Airplane?
Starship troopers?
would you like to know more ?
dare we ask polywideblock?
Doesn't he know everything?
if he did would he be on here asking questions ?
Wouldn't a Wise Man know the answer before asking the question, to know if the answer given him, is correct for the question asked?
if he knew the answer why did he ask the question in the first place ?
could it be there is more than one answer to the question?
could more than one question have the same answer ?
would Alex Trebeck like the answer in the form of a question?
would he understand the question or the answer ?
maybe he would understand neither?
isn't admitting you know nothing, the first step to the path of enlightenment ? :rofl:
or maybe it's admitting the problem
is there a problem ?
or maybe there isn't?
could it all be in the way you look at it ?
Can you look with your hands and not with your eyes?
I always heard "look with your eyes and not with your fingers" , how about you?
how about eye candy, is that eating?
does this have to do with that num-num sound ? :laugh:
or maybe the motorboat sound?
isn't that hard to do with a b cup ? :scratchchin:
not as far as I've been able to determine, what about c cups?
are they like c clamps ?
maybe she brings her own?
is that kinky?
or is it weird?
which would you prefer ? ;D
What's behind door number 3? :popcrn:
is that door green ? :scratchchin:
Could door number 3 have a different color on each side?
would you have to open it and see?
if you do not like what you see......you can not unsee it can you? :scratchchin:
isn't that the fun part of" what's behind the door" ?
would depend on what it is, wouldn't it?
are we talking wild animals or something ? :o
Ahhh.....would it have to an animal to be scary? :angel:
does it weigh over 250 pounds ?
If it doesn't jump on top of you would it matter?
so leave the door closed ?
If there is no walls around the door would it matter if the door is closed?
What if Dodo the dodo, the Pink Panther, or Bugs Bunny were on the other side of the door?
would that mean we were in "toon town" ?
would you rather have a pink panther or something painted panther pink? :scratchchin:
Why are there so many declarative statements when it's supposed to be all questions?
I'm I guilty of this? :slap:
aren't we all ? :cheers:
maybe the questions are hard to form?
could we ask easier to answer questions ? :scratchchin:
Would that be helpful? :lol:
or would we be morons?
What's a moron? :shruggy:
what is helpful?
Are Moe & Ron helpful?
whos moe and ron ?
maybe blinkey knows who Ron is?
are we back to making declarative statements? :rotz:
what's a declarative statement?
how would I know ?
why don't you know?
could I be tricking ? :scratchchin:
Do you turn Tricks?
I know a few card tricks, does that count ?
Do you know 52 pick-up?
What's that song that has lyrics about playing solitaire with a deck of 51?
52 pick up isn't much fun is it ?
it's not rocket science, is it?
could a rocket scientist be better at 52 pick up ?
or would he be better at picking his nose?
do you need to be a rocket scientist to do that ?
Would it help to be afflicted with OCD?
would someone with OCD be able to have a bogger touching them ?
maybe yes if they were distracted?
how do you distract them ?
By being distracting?
what if your distraction isn't distracting ?
Isn't any distraction a distraction.....even if it's not enough of a distraction to be really distracting? :scratchchin:
without sufficient distraction, how will the bogger be removed ?
would forceps be the proper tool for the distracting extracting?
would the forceps be distraction enough by themselves ?
or would the extraction be excrutiating?
just where are those forceps going again ? :lol:
perhaps they are more than a nose picker?
ear wax remover ?
wouldn't a q tip be better for that?
isn't that dangerous ?
which is more dangerous, a q tip or forceps?
what are you doing with them ?
Depends, what is the question again?
What were you doing that would warrant a repeat of the question?
was it painful ?
Was what painful?
what did you have the forceps for ?
Who has forceps? :rofl:
so you use a finger ? ;)
:yesnod:should I use a finger, or should I use 'the finger'?
do you mean "flipping the bird " ?
or maybe we should flip to another subject?
do bears sh*t in the woods ?
Would you mind telling us what type of bear it is, first?
was it the one goodie locks met ?
Is she any relation to Goldie Locks? ;D
isn't she her naughty sister ? :shruggy:
Can I do both sisters?
aren't you afraid of the bears ?
Why have bears when two goldie locks chicks are "ready"?
could the bears be looking for "some" of their own ?
Would they use their nose?
so do the sisters smell ? :popcrn:
if they stink, would it make you gag?
if they smell bad enough to make you gag , is it possible the bears have been there first ? :eek2:
would they use honey to sweeten the 'pot'?
so not just smelly but sticky too ? :lol:
By saying this you mean I can find them in the dark then not slide off?
How big do you think they are?
the bears or the sisters ?
Which bear, aren't there 3?
do they sh*t in the woods ?
the bears or the sisters?
How are the bears related to each other?
aren't they a family?
so do this family of bears have sticky smelly sisters that sh*t in the woods and blame them ?
or do they run through the suburbs smashing garbage cans?
for juvenile fun or because they are hungry?
or do they have to take a dump?
isn't that what the woods are for ? ;)
do they use rabbits to wipe with?
if they do does the sh*t stick? ;)
if it sticks, do the bears fold over for a second swipe? :rofl:
does the rabbit feel like Richard Gere's gerbil ? :rotz:
is it ok if silly games jump to other silly games? :yesnod:
did the gerbil think it was a silly game ?
or did Richard Gere?
could it be considered fun by some ?
who cares, isn't he a washed up has been?
the gerbil or the rabbit ?
Roger Rabbit?
where's Jessica?
Simpson or Rabbit?
didn't rabbit have boobies ?
I'm guessing you're a meat and potatoes guy?
just what are you referring ? :scratchchin:
or inferring? :think:
could it be both ? ;)
what's better, meat and potatoes or a celery stalk?
does rabbit food ever do anybody any good ?
Rabbits eat celery?
don't they eat carrots ?
don't they eat both?
does what they eat affect what they taste like ? :drool5:
don't they eat shit?
isn't that recycling ?
is it voluntary?
isn't it law ?
do rabbits taste like chicken?
doesn't rabbit taste like rabbit ?
never had it, have you?
hasn't everyone ?
tough gamey chicken , but good
tricked the kids the first time they had it ,told them it was chicken then told them after .funny they all eat it now
Doesn't everything takes the same with enough ketchup??
is that a US sentiment ?
if you don't have ketchup, what do you use?
do you like gravy ?
why is it called gravy when it's sauce?
Because gravy train sounds better than sauce train?
could it be that they couldn't spell sauce ? :rofl:
so maybe it was their teachers fault?
isn't everything ?
I thought politicians were to blame, no?
wasn't it parents ?
Or perhaps grandparents?
could it just be in the genes ?
Lee or Levis?
what sort of a question is that ?
you object to that sort of question?
wouldn't anyone ?
I guess I misspelled genes, or did I?
are we talking jeans or genes ?
aren't we asking questions?
why ?
to stay on track with the subject line?
Did we derail somewhere?
in order for it to derail, wouldn't it have to be on track in the first place ?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
How do I get this thread off of my "show new replies to your posts"?
isn't that a good question ?
It sure as fuck is but does anyone have the answer?
could you try the help desk at the bottom of the main page ?
I could look into that. I've already gone into my profile and deleted my subscription and that didn't work! So now what?
Is it possible to just ignore it?
does that really work ?
if it works, why didn't he try it?
could it be that he did ?
Maybe that's why he's pissed?
was he pissed ?
It may be he isn't a happy camper at games, so he is responding negatively to our game, don't you think?
could it be that he uses expletives casually to get his point across ?
try working in live entertainment , the F bomb gets dropped a 1000 times a day, and from lovely girls that look like "butter wouldn't melt in their mouths"
Maybe, I don't fuckin' know? :icon_smile_big:
I tried ignoring it for what feels like a year or more, maybe I should just join in again?
Why not, what do you have to lose?
doesn't the saying go " the more the merrier " ?
or would it be proper to say the more the merrier?
did you just do that ?
do what?
why don't you know ?
I know you are, but what am I?
isn't who on first ?
Dr Who plays baseball?
doesn't he play cricket ?
Does he have time?
:lol:
what time is it?
is time irrelevant ?
are we absolutely sure time is a dimension?
what about Fiji time ?
does time wait for no one?
except the doctor , right ? ;)
What does a doctor do in between patients?
could you ask the secretary?
Maybe she's what the Doctor is 'doing'?
wouldn't that be classed as a quicky ?
Maybe a longey, isn't time irrelevant?
is that what she wished ? ;)
time dilation is what she wanted?
is that so ?
perhaps, what say you?
what if I'm" not into time" man ?
do you work at Timex?
could I work on the commune ? ;)
Which one?
is there more than one ?
Where is the commune?
isn't it near egglestone ?
Have you been there?
egglestone or the commune ?
If there is a commune in egglestone, you could go to both, right?
what if your walking ?
perhaps you could hitch a ride? :scratchchin:
do hippy's drive ?
haven't you seen just about "anything" driving? :scratchchin:
and texting?
to text wouldn't they need a phone ?
and a text plan?
aren't they things that hippies shun ?
maybe in appearance only?
If a hippy is arrested, wouldn't that be a hippy in a dippy?
isn't being hippie dippy what their all about ?
A hippy dippy arrest record is a badge of honor?
was it worth it ?
isn't it always?
is it worn with honour ?
What if they're not wearing clothes?
wouldn't that make it hard to find something to pin onto ?
Wouldn't that make it a piercing? :eek2:
so that makes it more inviting to some doesn't it ?
inviting to do what?
Perhaps piercing an unnatural hole in one's body?
I wonder ,do they whistle in high winds ? ;)
maybe flapping noises only?
are we talking about the same thing ?
direction of high winds matters?
could it be whistling holes ?
are they whistling a tune?
which one ?
the one from the good, the bad, and the ugly?
what about Dixie ?
is that still allowed after taking corporate HR training in diversity, inclusion, and sensitivity?
whats all that crap about ?
creating a new empire?
doesn't sound like a fun place to be does it ?
that is HR's goal isn't it?
to remove fun from the workplace ?
Is it worth doing if it's not fun?
what about prostrate exams ?
Isn't that one of HR's ultimate goals?
but will it be fun ?
How could it be?
would that depend on if the "examiner "had a smile on their face ? :eek2:
Would it bother you if the examiner chose not to use rubber gloves?
would it bother you if the examiner said "doctor will be with you in a minute" as they left ?
Did you get her number?
would that make it worth it ?
are you going to sue?
Her name was Sue? :scratchchin:
does she do interiors ?
In a French maids outfit? :scratchchin:
have you ever watched Fast N' Loud ? :scratchchin:
Is that a requirement?
if you did would you have put the image of sue in a French maids outfit out there ? :eek2:
Would you want to do that for us?
why?
Could it be to teach us what to NOT think about?
would that work ?
Do you think it would be worth trying? :scratchchin:
could it be a wasted effort ?
You will never know unless you try, right?
does that apply to fire and flames ?
Have you ever been burned?
doesn't it hurt ?
Would a black eye feel better? :icon_smile_blackeye:
does it stop hurting quicker ?
Would it leave a mark?
doesn't everything ?
Should everything leave a mark?
if it did would it be in a inconspicuous spot ?
when has that ever happened?
do cops over there use the "phone book " technique ?
isn't the blanket and rubber hose (or bat) flogging just as effective?
but doesn't that leave a mark ?
what about the billyclub?
is that like a sap ?
Can you use a sap as you would a billyclub?
what about a fish killer ?
would one work better?
would that depend on whether your killing fish ?
Are you getting attacked by fish?
what if I just want to kill them ?
for sport?
is it still sport if you eat them ?
with spicy salsa?
what about beer batter deep fried with chips ? :drool5:
and wrapped with thick slices of wonderful bacon?
the fish or the chips ?
why not both bundled together?
so is bacon like cheese ?
everything tastes better with :rofl:
the real or the imitations?
do they make imitation bacon ?
yes, why would anyone buy it?
is it halal ? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't the term "intimation bacon" an insult to the supreme sacrifice a pig makes to provide the worlds most perfect food? :yesnod:
could you just take a leg and let the pig live ?
you didn't know that is not where bacon comes from? :scratchchin:
ham ,bacon aren't you splitting hairs ?
Are you using a razor?
Where's JB400?
what's that ? :lol:
:shruggy:
Split by a razor or not......isn't it amazing 2 most excellent foods comes from the same source?
wonder if the "others" know what their missing out on ?
Quote from: polywideblock on August 21, 2016, 12:52:06 PM
wonder if the "others" know what their missing out on ?
Do you want to share?
Are you sure you want him to answer?
don't you love it when someone says "are you going to eat that" ? :slap:
why must some people feel compelled to ask that question?
are their eyes bigger than their belly ?
Or are they hoping your eyes are bigger then your belly and get it instead?
doesn't that sound like most peoples' pet dog ?
Hmmm, are you suggesting some people act like dogs?
have you watched the news lately?
In the context of watching tv news.....is there any unbiased/sensationalizing tv news out there?
isn't that what the news is all about ?
Very true.....and isn't that a huge problem if one wants the truth? :yesnod:
can you handle the truth ?
If the truth sets us free, perhaps we should seek it out? :scratchchin:
is freedom all its cracked up to be ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGINIsLnqU
wasn't it Janis that said [musically] "Nothing means nothing if you ain't free"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ-QfMv7Fzw
wasn't she " one of those regular weird people"?
wasn't she from Texas?
is that what made her weird ?
maybe something in the water?
could that be it ?
could it be the heat?
could it be the heat of the water?
do they have hot springs ?
all of those stolen wheels & tires in Texas...why not hot springs too? :eek2:
is that a different type of spring ?
Which do they have in Springtown?
is that where they make clock springs ?
or do they make air springs?
is that a hole that air come out of ?
Did someone have too many beans for dinner?
are you referring to "hot" air ?
Isn't it logical that an air ride has to have air springs? :scratchchin:
is an "air ride like a "phantom ph *ck" ? ;)
Are you referring to someone who is a legend in his own mind? :scratchchin:
or is that a legend in their own hand ?
Seems to work either way, doesn't it?
could you combine the two ?
Isn't that most often the case?
is it necessary?
perhaps it's a side affect of thinking if it works by hand, it must also be spectacular the other way?
could it be done mechanically instead of by hand ?
Perhaps a quick internet search would give you more pics then you ever.....really wanted to see? :o
would you really want to see that ? :eek2:
Could that be why I did not do the search and post links? :scratchchin:
are you sure ? :rofl:
No doubt in my mind about lack of interest......perhaps others might? :angel:
Usually fascinated by machinery :yesnod:......but not in this case...... :rotz:
would a malfunction be catastrophic ?
:lol:
would that be be something you would be willing to risk on yourself? :scratchchin:
if you stick it were it don't belong could it have serious consequences ?
It could if one could not reach the off switch, right? :o
do they have a off switch ? :rofl:
wouldn't a reset button be better?
whats the point of starting again if the meats mangled?
Perhaps you might want medical attention?
do they do transplants ?
Do you feel you need a transplant?
are countries included ?
are a passport and visa required?
even if you have them is the transplant going to be rejected ?
time to leave after a rejection?
can't you "sense " when a rejection is coming ?
Is rejection something your afraid of?
isn't everybody in one form or another ?
isn't some forms worse then others?
does it depend on who's doing the rejecting ?
what if it is more than one person rejecting you?
are we talking about threesomes now ?
aren't your odds better that way?
are you a betting man ?
literally or figuratively?
are we splitting hairs again ?
yours or mine? :D
what about someone else ?
does splitting hairs hurt?
do you think the hare likes it ? ;D
Don't you think the hare would rather not be split? :yesnod:
how else do you prepare one for the pot ?
perhaps Peter [rabbit] would prefer not to be prepared for the pot?
but doesn't he/she taste so good ?
Doesn't it all revolve around the broth recipe?
could you deep fry it instead ?
yes, but doesn't fricassee give a better taste experience?
what about baked with taters ? :drool5:
Is there carrot cake for dessert? :drool5: :drool5:
Is it even right to have carrot in a cake?
was it a scam to get us to eat those nasty veggies ?
can't you just pick around the carrot pieces?
is that possible ?
Many things are possible.....wouldn't a better question be why?
Y isn't it a crocked letter that cant be straightened ? :icon_smile_big:
Have you physically tried to straighten one?
don't they need to want to ?
Can't you get into a lot of trouble if they don't want to?
is that why their bent ?
are they bent by choice?
or were they born that way ?
do some letters self-identify as numbers?
where's the individuality ?
isn't one the loneliest number?
who said that ?
a song writer?
What other songs did that person write?
were there any others ? :scratchchin:
You're not implying that he wrote only one hit?
would that make him a one hit wonder ?
what defines a hit?
does a dead body count ?
does it have to be a dead person?
Do you see dead people? :icon_smile_dead:
are they zombies ?
or because of their phones are they just acting that way? :scratchchin:
are they in a hallucinogenic trance at the ATM?
is it really the ATM or is it all in their minds ?
Isn't the mind a terrible thing to lose?
what if someone else finds it and picks it up ?
would they give it back?
what if they had it in their pocket ?
Which pocket would they put it in?
does it matter ?
Is it possible that one might leave their coat behind if they put it in their coat pocket, or they could sit on it if they put it in their back pocket?
does this brain belong to abbey someone ? ;)
Does anyone know?
The mind and the brain are the same thing?
Do some people have one or the other, both or none at all?
are we talking about nuts now ?
downstairs or upstairs, which one would you rather be without?
isn't it possible to get through life just thinking with your "little " head ? ::)
Isn't that pretty much typical?
does " Stanley " give good advice when out looking for a fun time ?
Advice on what?
blonde redhead or brunette ?
Why not go with the flow?
is that like "aunt flow "?
The Flo seen in commercials and advertisements for insurance?
is that a US thing ?
Yes, it is; but doesn't your country have silly insurance advertisements?
have you heard of captain risky ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgt5urS7znA
When did become a Captain?
was it when everyone else jumped ship ? :icon_smile_big:
Did the rats abandon ship first?
don't they always ?
Isn't that the nature of politicians......I means rats?
do you mean they only worry about themselves ?
wouldn't any reasonably intelligent person conclude that?
ahhh but are the all intelligent ?
intelligence determined by a test?
so the Rorschach inkblot test?
to what end does the professional interpretation of ink blots lead?
What if you recognize the anatomical body part of the doctors' wife in the photo? Would that end it?
what like Armageddon ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njts2RwYUNc
They passed, didn't they?
is a pass good enough ?
Can they be headed off at the pass?
which pass ?
the one down yonder?
beyond the black stump ?
on the right or left?
if you pass to the left don't you go over a cliff ?
what if you pass on the right?
is that the passage to heaven?
is there a gate?
aren't they called undies ? :rofl:
By whom?
do those that have been to "heaven" before count ?
why did they leave in the first place?
could it be that it was to easy to get to ?
without the aid of gps?
Where's this place at? :popcrn:
is it all in your mind ?
isn't a mind a terrible thing to lose?
if you lost it would you know ?
Would (or could) I care?
is ignorance bliss ?
why worry?
if you don't know is there anything to worry about ?
Can it get any better than that?
Can you get it ordered with extra whip cream? :drool5:
what do brains taste like with whipped cream ? :rofl:
Do you remember that dinner scene in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom?
doesn't everybody ?
don't some people live under a rock?
like Fred Flintstone ?
didn't he live in, not under a rock[house]?
wasn't he from Bedrock?
and worked in a quarry?
Would that make him a blockhead?
did barney eat his fruity pebbles ?
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seems Pebbles has grown a bit from the last I see the Flintstones....yes?
are you the one living under a rock ? :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxVFaEGyTo
Wasn't there a guy named Joe Rockhead?
Did he die?
wasn't that Rockford ?
In his files?
was angel with him ?
riding in the firebird?
camping in the caravan ? :rofl:
instead of dancing with Beth Davenport?
didn't he bat for the "other" team ?
where did you see that?
wasn't it on the net ?
Maybe it slipped through a hole?
was there a hole in the net ?
are there not many, by definition?
depends on what kind of net, doesn't it?
how big was the hole ?
size matters?
size matters if it is too big to fit into the hole......right?
could the hole be enlarged ?
Are you suggesting stretching it out? :angel:
what happens if you make it to big ? :rofl:
Rub on one side for a bit, then on the other? :scratchchin:
are you suggesting leaning to one side ?
One must make the best of whatever situation arises....right?
could it be sleaved ? :coolgleamA:
and the honed?
What if we have to salvage another one?
do they have a "junk yard" for old worn out ones ?
for recycling or to be repurposed?
could you send them to jiffy lube ?
What if there isn't one in their area?
could you substitute a jar of Vaseline ?
Did you make sure to get the right color?
do they make coloured Vaseline ?
Why would they do that?
seems strange doesn't it?
In today's world, does it really?
Are you calling us "old dinosaurs"?
aren't we ? :rofl:
do we have to admit it?
perhaps "wise elder" sounds better then old dinosaur? :scratchchin:
whatever works ,right ?
As one of the worlds most gracious men, I should not brag about being wise, should I? :scratchchin:
Are you saying that it's better to let others brag about you, instead?
do you have your own cheer squad ?
Do they work for free?
If someone works for free......could the value be less then if you pay for it? :scratchchin:
do they do it for laughs ?
and giggles?
do giggles count ?
or do you count giggles?
how do you count giggles ?
Are you suggesting you would like a internationally accepted standard for determining what a giggle is and how to count it? :icon_smile_big:
Is there anything that is internationally accepted?
what about "bricks don't float "?
What do you consider a brick?
And.....size, material, weight of alleged brick?
Does all that info really matter?
aren't bricks a "universal" size ? and they still don't float :rofl:
would not the size, material, and weight........ determine if it floated? :scratchchin:
Has a ship ever been made of bricks?
Yes, I know what is the next question.
are you clairvoyant ? ;)
Or thinking logically? :scratchchin:
what abut concrete?
instead of mortar?
wouldn't a concrete boat be something like a cement bicycle.......might work, but does not seem a good idea? :shruggy:
What does the Marketing Dept say?
How the heck are we supposed to sell a cement boat?
don't you have them over there ?
in museums?
you have museums ? :rofl:
how else would the elderly spend their free time?
don't they play bingo ?
Who taught them?
doesn't it just come naturally ?
would you believe.....no? :rotz:
you just haven't hit the "number yet ,isn't it genetic ?
Are you suggesting as I'm a third generation Mopar guy......my affinity for Mopars is genetic?
Is it a terminal condition?
I wouldn't say terminal.....but I don't see a cure.....does anyone?
isn't it called moparitis ?
and the fever can not be cured :rofl:
Seriously.....would most of us take a cure if it was available?
wouldn't it be nice to just be "normal " for just one day ?
What would you do with yourself?
would you do what normal people do?
What would that be?
could you find a normal person and ask them ?
How can I tell if they are normal?
is there a scale by which it is measured ?
perhaps popular opinion on social media?
does anyone really take notice of "social media" ?
the ignorant masses?
are they ignorant or just misinformed ?
You mean ignorant and misinformed don't you?
can you be one without the other ?
ignorance is bliss?
that's what they say isn't it ?
Why do they say it?
because they are blissfully ignorant?
what are they ignorant of ?
What we all know intuitively?
how to pick your nose ? :rofl:
What about car stuff?
does making vroom vroom sounds count ?
Does a motorcycle made from mahogany sound like wooden wooden?
would that be a fire hazard ?
what is life without fire?
isn't fire near your nuts "hazardous "?
Would that be called Great Balls of Fire?
Yes, but for how long?
is this where you have to watch for people who wan t to "stomp out: the fire ?
What about the ones that sneak up behind you?
are they "flaming balls" of a different kind ?
You don't want to find out do you?
Are you looking for volunteers? Not that I'm willing. :lol:
why would anyone volunteer ?
Only special people need apply?
how special would you need to be ? :rofl:
Would they have a sign that says they're special?
Did someone put a sign on their back?
isn't that mean ?
Would it be mean if the sign said "kiss me"?
what if their in a leaper colony ?
Do they leap from cliffs to their death?
isn't that lemmings ?
The ones that Disney pushed?
Which ones?
The ones that Disney pushed?
what did Disney push?
Weren't we talking about lemmings?
what about lamingtons ?
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Are those flakes of real shaved coconut?
How can they be shaved and be covered?
Is anyone sure it's not fingernail clippings? :scratchchin:
this is from a friend that dislikes coconut :rotz:
don't you have desiccated coconut over there ? :rotz:
Does it mean my friend is crazy because he thinks shredded coconut looks like finger nail clippings and refuses to eat it? :scratchchin:
Suggesting this is NOT something I will do......he is a 6th degree Tea-Kwon-Do black belt.
Good guy....but he does have a temper.......
Can you look at things from his perspective?
wouldn't that ruin a lovely tasty treat ?
Can they be shaken off first?
coconut or finger nail clippings?
What if they were toe nail clippings?
Wouldn't they be bigger?
aren't they a different colour ? :icon_smile_big:
Can you get them with sprinkles?
toe nail clippings ?
you can sprinkle toe nail clippings.....but why would you want to? :scratchchin:
For the family dog to eat?
is that good for its digestion ?
Who knew toe nail clippings were digestible?
if they aren't it would make for interesting number two's wouldn't it ?
Perhaps a bit abrasive to the orifice on the way out?
would it be like a a natural extrude hone ?,so to speak ;)
maybe that's where extrude hone got the idea? :scratchchin:
from chewing their toe nails ?
Perhaps from the sensation some hours following chewing toenails? :o
wouldn't you need to be extra flexible to chew your toenails ?
Would it not be easier to chew someone else's toenails? :eek2:
Would they let you?
Would it be wrong if I used force?
are you going to suck their toes as well ? :rofl:
Perhaps the question should be what would she need to promise to get you to suck her toes? :scratchchin:
You would believe her promises?
would payment up front be preferable ?
Believing is seeing?
I'd be looking for services before payment ,wouldn't you ?
Are you looking for satisfaction?
what about just getting my moneys worth ? :scratchchin:
Are you a penny pincher?
Why are pennies still minted?
if you pinch them do they cry ?
Do they shed crocodile tears?
What makes a crocodile cry?
Can polywideblock tell us?
Is he a know-it-all? ;)
if I knew would I tell you ? :rofl:
Would you tell us th :scratchchin:e truth?
Are you callin' him a liar? :rotz:
Isn't it particularly dangerous to call an Aussie a liar?
Could it be be dangerous to call anyone a lair? :yesnod:
To be clear I had no intention to call anyone a liar....just a poorly worded reference that poly might pull my chain.....as I might his.
Sorry poly.....after reading the comments following mine, I realize how mine could have been taken.....
Dyslexic moment and my fault for not checking it before I posted.
Aren't words alone dangerous?
No need to apologize, but glad you did. :cheers: We're all friends and know that we're playing a game. There's nothing wrong with picking on each other. Honestly, I was the one that led it into this direction. However, that's the reason I put a smiley on it, so that everyone would know that I was playing, and wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
isn't it the intent not the words that are the problem ?
no worries :cheers:
Who is credited with saying that action speaks louder than words?
Did you look in the encyclopedia before you asked your question?
wouldn't you know the answer then ?
Do all encyclopedias cover the same topics?
Would an encyclopedia know?
if it did could you find it ?
Did you hide it from me?
is it on the top shelf ?
Who put it there?
isn't that where they go ?
In the digital age.....are they even still made? :scratchchin:
doesn't everybody have a Funk and Wagnall's ?
Do they panic if they don't?
does the interweb make them redundant ?
What about the peer review process?
what does fruit have to do with anything ? :icon_smile_big:
Where would we be if not for fruitcakes?
with or without praline?
May I have one of each? I'm starving :drool5:
Which one would you eat first?
Which one would you recommend?
why not a bite from each ?
But which one first?
How can one decide with all these choices? I hate making decisions :brickwall:
Have you tried rolling dice?
could you stuff both in at the same time ?
are not some tastes simply not meant to be combined? :scratchchin:
Isn't that a matter of taste?
so its all up to the taste buds "taste "?
Will the taste buds "taste"....be in good taste? :scratchchin:
what if their not?
Can they be fixed or replaced?
who would do it?
An oral surgeon?
Could you repeat that for me?
is oral surgery that good ? :rofl:
Would you like to give it a try? :lol:
where's the guinea pig ?
Do they ever run out of guinea pigs?
How many is in the bag?
Alive or dead?
does it make a difference ?
What do you do with a dead guinea pig?
how about a spit roast ?
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Are they considered a delicacy in Australia?
are you thinking of Uruguay ?
Is that their claim to fame?
weren't they on top gear ?
For what purpose?
weren't they trying to get hamster to "peel " them ?
What do they do with the peeled skins?
it would take a lot to make anything out of them wouldn't it ?
Wouldn't that make them a valuable commodity?
would that depend on what you made out of them ?
Wasn't it mentioned that they were made of hamster skins?
what were ?
is it hard to use the skins?
would they be fiddly to process ?
I know little of this....do you know much about it? :scratchchin:
Maybe it is time for some experimentation?
who wants to volunteer to do so?
to do or be the experiments ?
You're looking for guinea pigs?
:smilielol:
wasn't it hamsters and not guinea pigs?
isn't there more meat on a guinea pig ?
For Labrador / German Shepherd crossbreeds to eat at snack time?
only at snack time?
other wise they'll get fat right ?
How many do they have to eat per day to get fat?
would that not vary according to glutenus maximus size? :scratchchin:
Does the gluttony come from the Labrador half? :nana:
could each half supply half? :scratchchin:
Are you asking for half of the whole or half of the half?
half of who's half ?
Do Labradors share?
with Shepard's?
where are the sheep ?
being shared by a Shepard and a Labrador? :scratchchin: :shruggy:
do the sheep like it both ways ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDMmz_ITyw
are you proposing an experiment to find out?
do you think the lab and the Shepard are in to that kind of thing ? :rofl:
Does not "lab" and "experiment" go together?
what about "mad scientist " ?
are they mad or are they truly gifted?
or is it someone gifted is truly mad? :scratchchin:
could they be mad about their gift ?
Do the mad realize that they are gifted?
perhaps someone mad would consider that a gift? :scratchchin:
could you give madness as a gift ?
if you embraced madness, wouldn't you think it a gift?
Is it the gift that keeps on giving?
as in giving an electric shock ?
Is it better to give than to receive?
I would suspect the answer would be yes, if you are talking about an electric shock?
would you prefer to be the "pitcher" or the "catcher "? :rofl:
Cooperative or uncooperative?
does it really matter ?
It depends on who are the recipients?
and in what way would you "receive"?
what about which way you give ?
perhaps a crappy situation either way? :scratchchin:
could the amount of crap depend on whether you and giving or receiving ?
at work or at home?
Are you trying to separate it?
wouldn't the amount of crap be proportionate to amount of raw materials available? :scratchchin:
why would a hoarder ever let anything go?
wouldn't it be better to sometimes just let it all go?
is that like getting the "trots " ?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20trots
are you referring to the "backdoor trots"?
that's what it was refereed to as I was growing up .....now being all modern and computer savvy.....we refer to "sudden downloads"
are they still explosive ? ;)
doesn't descriptive term "sudden" suggest that?
where would the splatter zone exist?
wouldn't the where be quite obvious?
would it all depend on which way the offending orifice is pointing ?
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it is not obvious the way it was pointed?
what if you bending over at the time ?
Are you bending over to pick up a coin?
did you drop one ?
Aren't I always when I pull out my keys?
Do you ever run out of coins?
Isn't it better to drop coins then keys?
do keys work in vending machines ?
Do keys roll under vending machines?
how do keys roll ?
Don't keys seem to move on their own from where you put them to where you find them?
isn't that the key faerie ? :rofl:
or is it because we are becoming old and decrepit? :'(
do key faeries take advantage of the old and decrepit ?
Don't they take advantage of the young and old alike?
No...don't most of us agree it's so much worse for mature audiences?
should we substitute dementia for decrepit ? :rofl:
Isn't dementia related to the mind whereas decrepit is related to physical decline?
could they can come together?
What would we call it?
a mutual orgasm ? :rofl:
Isn't that only temporary?
isn't everything ?
What about Dick Clark?
what about Dick Clark ?
Isn't he perpetual?
does he have a rocket up his ass ?
Wouldn't his coffin be equipped with one?
so he has a wooden launch vehicle ? :rofl:
What species of wood?
woodnt it be it be plywood ?
is plywood strong enough?
are you afraid they will get out ?
Can we give them a shellacking?
are we making mummy's ? :rofl:
woodn't a shellacking be a beautiful finish?
:lol:
what would they make of it in a 1000 years ?
would wood [ply]wood last 1000 years? :scratchchin:
How wood oui know?
wasn't oui a rude magazine ? :angel:
I never found it impolite....did you?
did you buy it for the articles ?
Of course, don't you think it is easier to improve one's reading and comprehension skills when the subject matter is both interesting and is supplied with pictures? :yesnod:
were the pictures instructional ?
since when did women come with a manual?
I'd read the manual as long as it came with pictures....because are not pictures said to be worth a thousand words? :yesnod:
Is that a Chinese proverb?
aren't all woman "manual" ? :rofl:
Doesn't everyone like the hand coordination and your "muscle" control needed to drive a manual? :coolgleamA:
do you ride the clutch ?
Is 'riding the clutch' what's it's called in Australia? :2thumbs:
if you ride the clutch to much does it wear out ?
Is that all that wears out?
I've never worn one out riding it.....have you? :scratchchin:
if you smell burning rubber does it mean your doing it wrong ? :laugh:
perhaps if you see smoke...it indicates more lube is needed?
what brand would you recommend ? :angel:
Perhaps I have learned certain techniques ......so additional lube is not needed as there is abundant natural lube? :yesnod:
is the lube provided by you ? :laugh:
As it is caused by something I do....do you consider it provided by me? :coolgleamA:
do you have a brand name yet ? :icon_smile_cool:
Any ideas? :scratchchin:
Why do I have to come up with ideas?
aren't you the smart one ? :scratchchin:
Don't smart people take good ideas from all sources?
Steal the best, design the rest?
is necessity the mother of invention ?
Are you suggesting if you need something, you must think of a solution? :scratchchin:
could you ask your mother ?
Is that necessary?
If necessary......and carefully, very carefully....I could have....curious, could you have asked your mother a question on the subject of lube? :scratchchin:
isn't cooking more their thing ?
Any doubt a less awkward subject to bring up?
haven't mothers been dealing with stuff being brought up since you were a baby ? :puke:
Isn't that all part of being a parent? :yesnod:
What about the other parts?
which parts are you talking about ?
Can you get them through the aftermarket?
who's selling organs ?
You can't settle for a piano?
Are they cheaper?
isn't always...get what you pay for?
Are you sure you don't pay for what you get?
Don't honest guys like me always pay for what we get? :yesnod:
isn't it nice to get a little extra but ?
do you deserve what you get?
Perhaps I deserve better then what I got? :scratchchin:
Did you get a lump of coal in your stocking?
do you have to watch out for the krampus ?
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looks like a friendly guy....right?
does it pay to be "nice " ?
perhaps it would pay....to not urinate him off?
How much would it pay?
what is a life worth ?
I am quite fond of mine, would not others feel the same of their own?
aren't you going to go quietly ?
Aren't there better choices?
kicking and screaming ?
So resistance is not futile?
don't they say "do not go gently into the night" ?
Seems good advice, doesn't it? :yesnod:
Does it help to speak softly, and carry a big stick?
Isn't that always good advise?
is the big stick heavy to carry ?
perhaps only as heavy as it needs to be for the right effect?
Does it come to a sharp point on one end?
Do you want to stick someone with a pointy end?
Isn't thrust and poke the better defensive measure?
could it be the big stick is to intimidate?
isn't thrust and poke offensive ?
would depend on who was thrusting and who was getting poked wouldn't it?
could you just thrust and poke thin air ?
where's the fun in that?
Fun at a pantomime convention?
wouldn't it be like doing the "bump" ?
Or a 'bump and grind'?
A pantomime that bumps?
was it the genie ?
don't you mean Jeannie?
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Are you dreaming again?
did she do pantomime ?
are you asking if I dreamed of her doing pantomime? :rotz:
Did you dream of her doing something else?
could she make your dreams come true ?
Doesn't both seem a reasonable assumption? :coolgleamA:
what was Tony's favourite wish ?
you really think I was paying any attention to Tony?
I always wondered why he didn't wish for Jennie to "get busy" , what about you ?
Get busy doing what?
Perhaps finding out if she really meant it when she called him 'master'? :angel:
don't you Americans use the term " get busy " ?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get%20busy
could it be a term not used much in my area?
wasn't it used by everybody "back in the day " ?
how far back do your memories stretch?
do you really want to remember that far back ?
Doesn't finding more memories provide a better chance of finding good ones?
aren't they all good ?
Don't you remember the bad ones too?
maybe at my age remembering is good?
should we remember while we still can ? :rofl:
Is remembering voluntary or involuntary and can we chose to forget?
what if you forget to remember ?
Why do I remember where I put a wrench I modified 30 years ago and can not remember where I put a wrench 30 seconds ago? :scratchchin: :shruggy:
what about your car keys ? ;)
Do I have a car?
If I always remember where I put my keys[car, truck, house].....why do I forget where I put the wrench? :shruggy:
Did you have to remember how to put the new part on, and disrupt your train of thought of where you put the wrench?
is the wrench playing mind games with you ?
Could it be my mind is playing games with me?
I laugh at myself a lot about this.....I remember pretty good what I take apart, how the parts go back together...etc.
It's the tools I do it with..... is the problem. :brickwall:
don't you love it when you spend 10 minutes looking for it only to find your lying on it ? :brickwall:
only 10 minutes?
Why time yourself?
could the time taken just seem longer when on your back ?
maybe it's more frustrating taking 2 hours to do something....with half that time looking for tools? :scratchchin:
what about when the wife is nitpicking?
ear plugs? :angel:
really loud music ? :rofl:
does that work for very long? :scratchchin:
can some voices cut through anything ?
maybe it's volume, maybe tone, maybe it's just persistence? :scratchchin:
should I up the irons?
what does that mean?
Have you heard of iron maiden?
Did someone already "get the led out"?
is this anything like getting 'lead' poisoning?
could it be a lead enema?
Could be a difference....depending on applicator?
would that be delivered under sedation?
what ?
where?
when?
why?
why not?
are you giving or receiving?
(have we been here before?)
isn't that 2 questions ?
So....we answer twice? :scratchchin:
should they miss a turn ? :shruggy:
maybe question giving or receiving as well as previous location in the same sentence?
is this "welcome back kotter"?
where's horshack ?
Did he come down for breakfast?
I think he stopped in2012 ,is that right ?
someone could check?
Then what?
have a moment of silence? :shruggy:
or a celebration?
A moment of silence before the celebration? :scratchchin:
do you celebrate death ?
Do not some people use a funeral/memorial as a celebration of the persons life?
Like a wake?
isn't that Irish for "piss up" ?
Is dancing included?
isn't it always when enough alcohol is consumed ?
[paraphrase] Isn't that because no great celebration :cheers: begins with a salad?
Great celebrations are not healthy?
were they ever meant to be ?
Anyone else share my view that too many :cheers: is not healthy?
I learned before I was legal to consume....too many :cheers: was not worth the 3 day hangover that seemed to follow. Plus side....my over-developed sensitivity kept my licence safe and insurance affordable. :2thumbs:
How many :cheers: is too many?
Are you :cheers: while driving, boating, or flying?
doesn't :cheers: make you fly ?
ain't that the problem, figuring out 'just right' :cheers: :2thumbs: and one too many :cheers: :puke:?
isn't that yawning not flying ? :lol:
yawning or puking.....am I smart to want to avoid looking and feeling like :eek2: or :flush: or :-X the morning after?
More reasons to quit?
https://youtu.be/MIEchvValuw
aren't reasons just excuses ?
perhaps I go for quality, not quantity? :yesnod:
but quantity has a quality all its own, doesn't it ?
wouldn't quality and quantity mesh seamlessly?
suggest quality vs quantity means taste vs affect? :scratchchin:
which is preferable ?
what's the point of drinking, eating, or licking.....something that doesn't taste good? :angel:
for its medicinal effect ?
could licking something that you think tastes good to make you feel better be considered medicinal? :angel:
will it make her feel better too?
wouldn't that multiply the beneficial medicinal affect? :yesnod:
what if its "bad " medicine? :rofl:
can it be 'bad medicine' if the affect feels good? :scratchchin:
is that what an addict says ?
maybe I should be more clear....can it be 'bad medicine' if what you do in certain areas, without chemical additives, makes someone else feel better? :angel:
like a Thai massage ? ;)
does that work too?
don't you have to roll over and pay ? :rofl:
What about a Taiwanese massage?
don't we all pay one way or another? :scratchchin:
is it dependant on the level of "service" ?
to get repeat opportunities, isn't it smart to 'aim to please'? :yesnod:
Is that true for airline companies?
do they give happy endings ?
isn't an airline 'happy ending' when you get there on time, with your luggage, not molested by security, removed from a plane caused by over booking....etc? :scratchchin:
isn't just "getting there" the happy ending with airline travel ?
I hate flying :eek2:
Do you think this saying is right......a good landing is when you walk away...a great one is when the plane can be reused? :icon_smile_big:
Never have flown. Scared I guess. I love road trips....so...... :drive:
its not wrong is it ?
words of wisdom?
who said them ?
why does it matter?
isn't it nice to know ?
You expect the truth?
the truth ,can you handle the truth ?
Do you think I can handle the truth and nothing but the truth?
wouldn't that make life boring ?
you don't think the truth can be exciting? :scratchchin:
you mean telling the wife your cheating on her ? :rofl:
If I was to tell my fiancee I was cheating......no doubt it would be exciting.....but perhaps a better descriptive word would be "deadly"? :yesnod:
would that be an example of deadly force ? :lol:
Maybe that works both ways?
We both learned from previous experience.....trust is essential.....or it could get ugly.......
The truth can set you free?
"the truth is out there " , sounds familiar doesn't it ?
doesn't.....'the whole truth and nothing but the truth' sound familiar as well?
did David Duchovny say that to ?
Who did he say it to?
Hasn't it been said, many times, and many ways, to many people? :shruggy:
Why must it be repeated?
do people need to be reminded ?
I don't think that is taught in schools anymore is it? :scratchchin:
Truth or Consequences?
maybe truth has consequences? :scratchchin:
what are the consequences ?
Are consequences levied upon politicians?
Wouldn't this be a wonderful, wonderful world if that were so? :yesnod:
are you dreaming again ?
I must be...right? :yesnod:
do politicians ever pay for their actions ?
Would they be politicians if they paid?
aren't they called contributors ?
a better term for what is done may be bribery?
would people accept that ?
Do they have a choice?
will complaining do any good?
has it made a difference in any of the election cycles that you remember, or read about in history books?
isn't it human nature to whinge when you lose ?
Is it perversity?
is that like pornography ? ;)
Isn't it unavoidable?
perversity or porn ?
one of them certainly is popular isn't it?
perversity or porn ? ;)
should we ask someone or check ourselves?
Was you planning on asking someone pretty?
Does he know pretty women?
don't you think this subject requires much internet as well as in person research?
Is this enough internet research?
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could we need a second opinion or is that option ?
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Is there any reason to limit the search?
This goes along the lines of don't ask the question if you can't stand the answer?
is the answer to shocking for some ? :o
Shouldn't all of us search thoroughly each area of interest to be sure?
what if you find what your looking for before you have finished searching ?
Do hoarders ever stop searching?
what about collecting ?
don't some try to 'trade up' their collection?
as long as you keep the Status Quo it all good isn't it ?
Is this a "zero sum game"?
depends on the players, doesn't it?
are some more qualified than others ?
should all players be equal?
wouldn't the game go on forever then ?
so everyone gets a 'participation' trophy? :scratchchin:
Was there an entry fee to pay for the trophies?
could the players just exchange trophies ?
what happens if the trophy's are different sizes?
Do they have hard edges, sharp corners, and dangerous pointy protuberances?
are you proposing a gladiatorial competition ?
How do you think trophy's will hold up as weapons?
Are all trophies created equal?
what about the plastic or sugar candy ones ?
Are the sugar candy ones edible?
Hmmm.....edible weapons? :scratchchin:
Is it a crime to eat the evidence?
Isn't it? :scratchchin:
couldn't edible weapons be taken the wrong way by some ?
you are suggesting some would consider certain ways....exit only?
isn't a revolving door used for both entry and exit ?
are you suggesting intake and exhaust thru the same port? :o
Are you having a hard time digesting that? ;D
would an antacid help ?
Isn't acid needed for digestion?
can there be too much of a good thing?
doesn't to much of anything make you sick ?
It can have a negative affect, can't it?
can you have your cake and eat it ?
never understood that.....what's the point of having cake if you don't eat it?
Let me give you this question: Have you ever had a birthday cake and not get a piece of it?
Unfortunately, I have. They give me a cake for my birthday, but I had to leave for camp before I got a chance to get a piece of it. When I got back, they had ate the whole thing.
How many are "they"?
did you get your revenge ?
that's totally sux
can events beyond our control conspire against us?
Totally sux X2
I hate birthdays. Just seems much unconnected crappy stuff has happened on or near birthdays. :shruggy:
can't we fight back ?
Why not?
why ?
Ah.....maybe we are not too smart? :scratchchin:
how does that saying go ?
which one do the Aussie's like to use?
do you know the one about "ours is not to reason why" ?
How could have I ever forgotten that one?
You have only forgotten one? :scratchchin:
I've forgotten more then I remember. I think. :shruggy:
are they meant to tech us something ?
Wouldn't it be great to find them all written down in one place?
Where would they have been put?
Why are they not kept in plain sight?
if it was easy everybody would be doing it wouldn't they ?
What if it isn't free?
is there a price ?
Who collects the money, or is there an honor system for payment?
do people honour the honour system ?
do very many today even know what honor means? :scratchchin:
could it be they have a skewed view of the world ?
are you suggesting....TV, movies, video games, social media, and agenda driven news media.....might give a skewed view of the world?
could I have been talking about the lying on their back looking at the world upside down ? :lol:
Are we talking about altered states of awareness?
is acid involved here ? :crazy:
would that be a good guess?
can K-9 "officers" sniff out acid?
once its in your system is there any point ? :rofl:
once in your system...would you care? :scratchchin:
Is it all fun and games?
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:rofl:
could that be someone's worst nightmare?
could it be someones dream
Who would ever dream of pissing off pancakes?
Now that the thought is out there....kinda disturbing, isn't it?
Yes, but how does someone piss off pancakes?
find pancakes with anger issues and poke them? :yesnod:
would calling them crepes do it ? :slap:
Quote from: polywideblock on May 14, 2017, 10:30:37 PM
would calling them crepes do it ? :slap:
Maybe they are snowflakes with anger issues?
Aren't you required to have anger issues to be a snowflake?
I thought it was issues with losing , isn't it ?
Did they lose their mind?
anger issues from losing and the resulting loss of their minds? :yesnod:
if they lost their mind ,will you help them find it ?
maybe it would be so warped, I wouldn't recognize it? :shruggy:
like the one for abby someone ?
Who is this Abby?
Abby Normal? :scratchchin:
Does she have a twisted sister?
are we gonna take that ?
Will they stay hungry?
do they wanna rock!?
are we SMF ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEcYgwQKzss
Is there a cure?
could you bang your head ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJChh7ghGnE
might that hurt?
could it make you crazy ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8RAhCAyt4
What if you're already crazy?
Are you asking if I suffer from insanity or perhaps I enjoy every minute of it? :scratchchin:
When did someone put the fun back into dysfunctional?
Well, aren't you having fun yet, or do we need to try harder?
what if we try to hard and get a nose bleed ? :laugh:
Did we rough house too much?
isn't that the nature of the beast ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LZKTKzV6KY
What created the beast?
was it always there just waiting to get out ?
Get out from where?
don't we all keep one(well caged) in the deepest darkest place in your mind ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nKb_2A3YzA
Will it return if we release it?
would you want it to ?
Can we turn it away?
is that what fences are for ?
Who was it that said good fences make good neighbors?
was he a really wise man ?
doesn't it seem wise to you? :scratchchin:
does a wise saying have to come from a wise man considering that children say the darnedest things?
wouldn't a stupid man say stupid things ?
haven't we all heard stupid things from supposedly wise men? :yesnod:
but do they think their stupid ?
are they too stupid to care?
are they dazed and confused ?
Are we confused and dazed?
is that like being beaten around the ring ?
Why is it called a ring when it is actually square in shape?
were they dyslexic ?
are they no longer dyslexic?
how did they fix it ?
What was broken that needed fixing?
is there a list long enough to fit it all ?
How long before it is better to just toss the list and start over?
is now to soon ?
When do we get started?
is now to soon ? :rofl:
How do we get started?
does someone have to go first ?
Is it better to go second?
does anyone like sloppy seconds ? :slap:
doesn't everything have a couple of internet forums discussing it? :scratchchin:
Only a couple?
Re-this--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_Seconds_(band).....or......? :scratchchin::shruggy:
was that name chosen for shock value ?
Maybe the founder of the band was into.....?
that would make him a real sick puppy ,wouldn't it ?
isn't there a band....'sick puppies'? :scratchchin:
is it possible that there's a band for every saying ?
Possibly a help line number too?
there is a help line to assist naming your band?
Would there be a charge for their services?
so its a help line for naming bands , not for finding sloppy seconds ?
likely the help line is a free one....but if you need help to find a [cough] sloppy one....maybe try looking in a certain type of bar? :shruggy:
Does the help line in India know about our bars?
perhaps there would be some....culture shock?
do you think they might know where to find sloppy seconds ? :rofl:
in a country of 1,300,000,000 people... isn't that a given?
so your saying the more the merrier ?
Have you ever seen a happy person from the subcontinent of India?
aren't they all ? :rofl:
Is it the curry spice that makes them happy?
could it just be gas ?
are you suggesting it could be a explosive situation?
Could 1.3 billion Indians releasing methane-laden farts be the number two reason for global warming?
What's the number 1 reason for the heat? :shruggy:
is it local ?
could the answer be in this equation......locally produced methane + spark = heat = global warming? :shruggy:
so are we now blaming global warming on beans ? :rofl:
makes as much sense as a lot of the other stuff out there....right? :coolgleamA:
Why does everything have to make sense?
Sometimes, it's better that it doesn't. :yesnod:
is our need to categorise everything, to give it a box and make it fit ?
When it is said 'think outside the box', maybe some of us [me] never thought inside the box? :yesnod:
What about think tanks?
is it easy to think in think tank when your inside the "box" ? :D
Should we ask Bobs69?
:lol:
Do you really want the answer? :scratchchin:
can I just be in the box ? ;)
for how long?
Is there room for another, in the box?
Are you saying the more the merrier?
wouldn't the size of the box be a factor?
who wants a big box ?
isn't a snug one better?
can it be to tight a fit ?
How big of a box will we need?
what did Goldie locks say ?
Was she talking to herself?
did the bears hear her ?
Could they understand her if they heard her?
Are they from the same country?
Is a translator needed?
do they shit in the woods ?
Translators?
what country are they from?!!
Does that matter?
Do you like a box with all the same stuff in it, or an assortment?
How big is the box?
if its to big could you get lost ?
What if one of the things in the box is a GPS receiver
What if the only thing in the box is a GPS receiver?
does it vibrate ? :D
Would that help you get out of the box?
why would you want to get out ?
why would you want to stay in?
isn't it fun ?
Can't you jump back in if you leave?
what if its a once only deal ?
It is a monopoly?
doesn't that game suck ?
Didn't you put hotels on Park Place
did you ever rob the bank ? :rofl:
Isn't it safer to kite (float) checks?
now with electronic check transfers....maybe not such a good idea?
Can you be shot?
what if you have the "get out of jail free " card ? :yesnod:
Did you collect your money?
who needs money when you've robbed the bank ? :rofl:
vault protected by talking pancakes
You don't like cross-pollination of threads?
doesn't that lead to unknown breeds ?
Might they be more robust?
what if their not ?
Sell them on Craigslist?
Are they more profitable?
wouldn't that depend on how good at sales you are?
Would pictures help?
Is there a model in the pix to help show them off?
Do they sell faster if the model is wearing a swimsuit?
or less?
Could less be a total distraction?
Does less of a distraction sell more?
What does the Marketing Dept say?
Could they be leaving it up to upper management?
When has that ever worked?
depends on the upper management....right?
If in doubt, should we go to the basement?
Does upper management know how to find the basement?
Could they use the express elevator?
Would they want to?
Is the elevator music the problem?
Didn't they get rid of the elevator music in the last round of cost-cutting measures?
What else got removed from the elevator during the cost cutting?
Why do I have to reply with a question?
Do you have another way of playing?
Wasn't it better when we were playing with polywideblock?
Can we ever get used to playing without him?
Can we get a proxy until he returns?
Do you have someone in mind?
it would take a unique individual, wouldn't it? :yesnod:
How unique would they have to be?
Would eccentricity help?
How about being a reliable participant?
Sorry I missed this thread :P
Are we the last two standing until Polywideblock rejoins us?
What would Poly say if he were still here?
Would we get in trouble for not playing?
Get in trouble with who?
Would Who mind at all?
Did Horton hear him?
Has Horton confessed to hearing Who yet?
Who is interrogating Horton?
Is Who the one interrogating Horton?
Will Horton cooperate with whoever is interrogating him?
Is Horton strong enough to withstand such torture?
Does Horton know anything?
Should we ask him before he goes in for interrogation?
Who is Horton?
Why do you want to know?
Why do you want to know why I want to know?
How else are you going to know what he knows?
He who?
Who is He Who?
Does Horton know?
Horton who?
Does anyone know Horton's last name?
Don't you?
Are you questioning me or asking if that is Horton's last name?
Does Horton even have a last name?
Does the IRS know?
Would the FBI know?
Who cares? :shruggy:
Could it possibly be Conrad?
If so, then he must be very elderly?
How old is Conrad?
is or was?
Will Conrad be down for breakfast?
No, what did he miss for breakfast?
Would anyone mind telling me when breakfast will be served?
Isn't it self serve?
Does that mean I get to help myself?
Is anyone trying to stop you?
Not that I see. Should there be?
What time is it?
Is it time to eat?
Are we having breakfast or lunch?
What about brunch?
Isn't that a '70s passé thing?
Are you saying I'm living in a time long past?
Don't we all?
Can we start living for today instead?
Can we start tomorrow?
perhaps tomorrow would be too late?
Didn't someone say "better late than never"?
Your girlfriend?
What was your girlfriend late for?
Does she know if she is coming or going?
Which way is she facing?
Is she standing or laying down?
Which would you prefer?
Can I try each and then tell you?
Would it be ok if I tried on your behalf ??
Are you up to the task?
What makes you think I'm not up to it?
Is this a trick question?
Would you prefer the treat instead?
What sort of treat did you have in mind??
(it's not skip dancing in his underwear again is it?..........not sure I can take it.............he's aged a fair bit since) :icon_smile_big:
Do you have a preference?
:smilielol: Probably gained a pound or two as well. I doubt if I'd have the stomach to post it.
:lol:
Can you surprise me instead?
Would you like it wrapped up with a bow?
better that than (wrapped in) boxer shorts right?
Would a thong be worse?
could it possibly be any better?
Would more than one thong be better?
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Have you got the right sex?
Do you really want to see a guy in a thong? :popcrn:
Can I sleep on it?
Will you be able to?
Would a stiff drink help?
Is it stiff enough to keep it from going up a straw?
Couldn't I just tip it back?
Why not use a funnel?
Would that amount to guzzling?
To the point of gluttony?
Should I settle for a glass of water instead?
With or without ice?
how about with a slice of lemon?
at the end of a busy day?
Revised at 4:40 p.m. to add the missing question mark
:eek2:
How much lemon would it take to make you pucker?
Did someone get their games mixed up?
Should I experiment and report back?
No, too many words.
:lol:
Do you have a test subject, or are you planning on a self sacrifice?
All is good :cheers:
Would a lime make you pucker too??
Now we need two test subjects?
What if we just combine the two and do one test?
How would we know which one would make you pucker more?
Do we need a test plan?
Do we need a plan to plan the test plan?
Is it in the Program Manager's budget?
Do we have a budget, or do we need to plan one?
Shouldn't we have planned for a budget before we started to plan a for a test plan?
Are you saying we're unprepared?
What are you preparing to pucker for?
Was there ever a plan to prepare?
How do you minimize chaos?
Could we live without it?
Couldn't we live without most things if we put our mind to it?
Wouldn't that hurt corporate profits?
What's that got to do with me? :icon_smile_big:
Is that something that you can live without?
:angel:
Should we toss a coin?
Heads, I win & tails, you lose?
Tails I win, heads you lose?
Are we even now?
should we go for best out of three?
What if the coin stands on end?
Will it roll away?
Is the floor not level?
what if I start seeing things?
Does that mean you finally opened your eyes?
Could he be hallucinating?
Has someone bee feeding me mushrooms?
What did she look like?
:icon_smile_question:
Was she in this dress?
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I saw this..didn't you??
Are your eyes OK?
If I take them out to have a look..........will they roll away?
Can I take a closer look and report back?
What is it you want to look closely at?
Can I ask the same question as Fred? :popcrn:
Are you asking me?
Would you give me an answer?
Would I be in a position to?
Aren't you on the podium?
Are you at the right venue?
What's the event?
Can anybody really know for sure?
Were you not on the podium?
That is the question, isn't it?
Are you ashamed to say why you were up there?
If I am, could it be because I don't know how I got there?
Do you know why you were there?
Was I suppose to give a speech?
Are you giving an acceptance speech or a protest speech?
if it is the former..what would I be excepting?
or would you rather be accepting?
but what can I expect to accept?
a useless award?
Would that make him entitled?
do we have divided opinions?
Can we join them together?
would it be wise to put them all in one basket?
What harm could it cause?
what if we dropped it?
Dropped it on what?
From how far?
Does it matter from how far if we don't know what it was?
Why didn't someone check first?
Wasn't it suppose to be a surprise?
Will it be a surprise to find out that it wasn't checked first?
Can we blame a millennial?
What do millennials do?
Do they fly around in spaceships looking for Martians?
Did you mean Klingons?
Are you a Trekkie fan??
Isn't that considered passé nowadays?
Why are you blaming future generations for something that happened already?
Wasn't it their fault?
How come the future generation is not here at this time to defend themselves?
Is it because they haven't happened yet??
Why can't they time travel to their past?
If they did that would they remember the future?
Could they talk to anyone about the future?
Would anyone believe them?
What is there to say?
That tomorrow is promised to no one?
:lol:
So should we live our lives today?
Live it like there is no tomorrow?
Don't we only have today?
How come is today only half full?
Could it be because it's not over yet?
Should we try filling it up later?
If we fill it up today will we have room for tomorrow?
Can the sands of time be replenished?
Are you having deep, meaningful thoughts these days?
Is it deep enough that we may need life preservers?
Has he ventured out of the shallow end?
is he building sand castles?
In the sky?
What if he's bucket falls to the ground?
Would it land right side up?
Is there a cat in the bucket?
Is it a bucket of Kentucky Fried Cat?
Or is it the missing ducks?
How many are missing?
Weren't all the ducks in a row?
Are they from Peking?
Did they migrate to Australia?
Don't they tend to fly south for the winter?
Who is responsible for the missing ducks?
Wasn't it MoparManJim who lost them?
Didn't he lose them in the vibrating couch? :slap:
Isn't that where he lost his marbles?
How many marbles did he lose?
Does he have 'Lost Marble Insurance'?
Would you consider insuring a handful of marbles?
Were any of them aggies or alleys?
or were they just the regular type you lose before they put you in a home??
Can't you lose them because they put you in the home?
Do you get nuts when you lose your marbles?
Wouldn't you lose your marbles if you lost your nuts?
Which would you look for first?
Would you need help looking?
Are there squirrels nearby?
Not here.....are there any where you are??
I have way too many, would like some of them?
What colours of squirrels do you have?
Bunch of reds here with a few greys
do you prefer a certain color?
Don't they all taste the same? :drool5:
Don't the grey ones taste slightly nuttier?
Do they taste better with Pace Picante Sauce?
or do they taste better with ice cream?
Shall we fry up some ice cream and some squirrel and serve them with Picante sauce?
will we get a tummy ache afterwards?
Quote from: Fred on November 07, 2017, 10:18:22 PM
will we get a tummy ache afterwards?
Maybe, but does a punch to the gut count as a tummy ache?
Should we put it to the test? :icon_smile_big:
Are you volunteering?
Would that be the sane thing to do?
When has that ever stopped you before?
Who needs sanity, really?
Does it make a difference to you mind?
Can you ask your own mind from a 3rd person perspective?
Yes but will I be in trouble if it answers back?
Would you be arguing with yourself?
Isn't that an argument you can't win.....without losing?
Should you argue with the person you see in the mirror instead?
Face to face, eye to eye?
Toe to toe, or was it head to head?
What are we arguing about?
Isn't it if you should argue with yourself?
should you argue with someone else instead?
Isn't it more polite to debate then argue?
Does it matter if it's with yourself?
Are you arguing with yourself out loud?
Don't people look at you strange when you do that?
or is it because they see a family resemblance? :icon_smile_big:
Isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder? :yesnod:
Isn't that better than a sharp stick in the eye?
Is that the same as keeping a sharp eye out?
Can your eyes go blunt?
What would that look like?
Has anyone seen one?
Only one?
Cyclops or One-eyed, One-horned Flying Purple People Eater?
Aren't those mythological creatures?
What if they are?
How can we find out?
where would we have to go to do that?
Do we have to leave Kansas?
How in the world did we end up in Kansas?
Did we make a left turn somewhere we shouldn't of?
Who is driving?
the driver?
It isn't one of those autonomous vehicles?
Should we start worrying?
Was the software written in Bangalore, India?
I sent a letter to find out but they haven't answered back. What should we do now??
Did you give them enough time?
Would they know what to do with it?
The letter or the extra time? :P
Are they a hopeless case?
What's going on here?
Are you recording all of this?
Isn't everything surveilled/recorded?
Do they ever lose anything?
Can they ever find what they're looking for if they have it?
I can't, can you?
Will I find it if I quit looking for it?
Have you had success with that method?
Isn't it the best way of looking for something?
Do you really need to look for it at all?
If you don't miss it, then do you really need it?
How can I have fun with it, if I can't find it?
Isn't searching half the fun?
What's the other half?
Is it half of a whole?
Are you referring to your wallet?
Does the other half have your wallet?
Changing things on me. :P :cheers:
Have you seen her with it?
Better yet, have you seen her with it?
Do you imagine I may have seen her without it?
Did she get rid of it after the money ran out?
or did she ask for a refill?
Did she get a refill at a soda fountain?
Is it a self-serve soda fountain?
Does she have time to refill it herself?
Will she be able to stop it from overflowing?
Could you drink it as fast as it comes out?
Could you just collect it to have later?
Where would you put it all?
Would a hollow leg help?
Would two hollow legs help?
Could there be a downside to having 2 such hollow appendages?
What would you put in them?
How much are they hollowed out?
Maybe one might have difficulty getting what you put in them out?
I don't care for hollow legs, may we change the topic?
What kind of legs do you like?
Long, smooth, & female, don't you? :2thumbs:
Short, cute and female works for me....anyone else feel the same?
Don't they need to feel smooth too?
Did you see post #19100?
Yes, but does dyslexic teddybear like them to be smooth too?
Maybe fuzzy-wuzzy?
Would Gene Wilder qualify as fuzzy wuzzy?
How many qualifications are there?
Is this a test?
Isn't life itself a big test?
We don't want to fail that one, right?
How would one know if you passed or failed?
Will life be smoother if you passed?
smooth is good....right?
Smoother for who?
I like smooth. :cheers:
Silky too?
Is that how smooth her legs are?
will she let anyone check?
Is there any harm in asking?
Could you get turned in for harassment?
Now or later once I become an elected official?
sometimes it seems to be a requirement to be elected?
Are you running for office?
Which one are you running for?
Are you running with a pair of scissors in your hand?
were we not told that was dangerous?
Do we tend to walk on the line a little bit?
Are you talking about walking on a double yellow line in the middle of a road?
For a sobriety test?
Have the officers been drinking again, causing them to not look straight?
Maybe it's an imbalance caused by eating too many Bavarian creme donuts?
cops eat donuts? lol
Are doughnuts made especially for cops?
you mean I'm not supposed to eat a doughnut because I'm not a cop?
Should they have a banana instead?
Is it the top banana?
Does that make it more a-peeling?
Aren't banana peels dangerous?
Did anyone drop one?
Maybe a monkey at the zoo?
What are the cops doing with monkeys at the zoo?
What are the monkeys at the zoo doing with cops?
Is it the cops or the monkeys that's behind bars?
Which side of the bars are you standing?
Is one side better than the other?
Is it better to be inside or outside?
Is it cold outside?
Are you asking someone in Australia or the US?
maybe ask someone who is outside?
What if everybody is inside?
Would anyone feel left out?
What about the man with one red shoe?
Is he out looking for the other one?
Why did he get red shoes?
Did Dorthy loan him her pair?
Does he have tiny feet?
Maybe, but did he lose one of Dorothy's red shoes?
Did she report one missing?
Who would take the report?
Didn't Tom Hanks make a movie about this guy?
Should we try to catch him if we can?
Tom Hanks or the guy that lost a shoe?
Which one is "Big"ger?
But you would need both shoes to "Run" fast, wouldn't you?
Are red shoes fastest?
Got a radar gun?
Would a water pistol do?
How far does it squirt?
what if it has a leak?
Does it need a new gasket?
or was it just over filled?
If it's over filled....does it still work properly?
would it work better than if it was under filled?
If it was empty.....wouldn't that be considered 'under filled'?
Who emptied it?
Who's going to refill it?
If I fill it, what will you do with it?
Are you concerned the 'fill-ee' might squirt the 'fill-er'?
What if I want to squirt myself?
Are you hot?
Are you using "hot" as an adjective or a verb?
it's all in the context, isn't it?
Do things get taken out of context?
What in the world are you squirting?
Is it hot?
Why don't you check it and find out?
Is this one of those 'check at your own risk' situations? :shruggy:
If I jump, will you jump?
How high?
Is sky high too high??
How high is that?
Is the sky the limit?
does the sky have a limit? :scratchchin:
Where does the sky end and space begin?
somewhere up? :yesnod:
How far up?
Do you have a ruler so we can measure it?
Do we have to use a ruler?
Why are they called 'rulers'...?
Did you ever get smacked across the knuckles with a ruler by a ruler?
Are you saying a ruler could rule by using a ruler?
If he is saying that, then is that a rule?
Should we follow it?
Should it be broken?
Is it a bad rule that needs to be broken?
If it's broken, is there any way of fixing it?
Is it worth fixing?
Can we get a replacement?
Is it American made?
Did it not measure up to your standards?
Are the standards high?
Are the expectations higher than the standards?
Would that leave you disappointed?
Are you saying it's made in China? :lol:
Is that the one that stretches or shrinks as you use it?
One size fits all?
does one size fits all ever fit anything well?
but which does it fit ?
Is it possible that it doesn't fit anything at all?
Like some automotive replacement parts?
Can we use them on a boat instead of a car?
How long will they work on a boat?
If used on a boat, are the parts warranted if used in damp applications?
Who started this thread?
Who would like to know? :popcrn:
I did.
wouldn't it be better just to use paddles?
How can we use them if the monkeys took them?
could we ask the monkeys to give them back?
what if they won't give them up ?
Can we bribe them with bananas?
How about a monkey trap?
will it trap anything else?
what sort of "stuff" do you feed them ?
They like fleas don't they?
don't they get left over, after a time limit ?
should leftovers be eaten within a time limit?
or at eating everything instance in one hit leaving nothing from yesterday ?
Would that leave you stuffed?
can you get to much, ever ?
How would we know?
Maybe when our clothes are too tight?
couldn't they have shrunk in the wash?
and shrunk even further in the dryer?
If we don't wear clothes when we eat how would we know if we are stuffed?
would looking in the mirror be of some help?
Would the mirror break?
if it did, could a shard of glass pierce the gut and let all the stuffing escape?
Could we use that as stocking stuffers for Christmas?
would we have to sew the stockings up?
Should it be lined with plastic first?
should we use the stuffing for the turkey instead?
What are we talking about?
if I told you would it make sense?
does it ever make sense?
would it help if it did?
doesn't it need to mix them ?
should we use a blender for that?...or a wooden spoon??
can you stir as fast with a wooden spoon?
Why does the spoon need to be wooden?
would you prefer if it was paper mache?
Why would anyone prefer that?
I don't know........do you?
Are you just being silly now?
Isn't this a silly thread?
Can you sew with silly thread?
if you could would you make a silly looking outfit?
Can we use Silly Putty too?
ref: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silly_Putty
Would the silly outfit fit made with silly putty and silly string fit the silly Rabbit while he eats Trix cereal?
Is he a cereal killer?
or will the cereal kill him?
How serious is he about cereal?
is cereal a serious business?
Is it time to bring in Inspector Clouseau?
Does he still work cases?
are there any cases missing?
How much is a case?
Do you need to know just in case?
wouldn't it be a good idea to know how much a case is....in case a case is missing and someone has to buy a case to replace the missing case? :shruggy:
could this case go to court?
What's the verdict?
should the case be thrown out?
could the missing case be the case that was thrown out?
did it end up in the river?
Is it time to dredge the river to reopen the case?
or is the case best left closed?
Could the case be Pandora's box?
if it is would we want to open it?
What could Pandora have in here box that is so tempting?
will we need to open it to find out?
Who should open it?
Gonna have to call it a night. :cheers:
are you game?
nightie night!
Are we playing a game?
would that be a fun thing to do?
Didn't Eric Berne write a book about playing games?
Did he?
and what if he did?
Should we make reading his book, a game?
would anybody want to participate?
Should we take a poll?
would anybody want to participate? :icon_smile_big:
Why don't you start one and find out? :lol:
sometimes ignorance is bliss...right?
Yeah, but what is bliss?
is it a kind of euphoria?
Where is it located?
could it be inside your head?
Have you heard of the euphoria festival in Greenville, South Carolina?
No......have you?
Why don't you ask me and find out?
what if I don't want to know?
Do we want to know?
why doesn't anybody answer?
Should we go ask somebody?
what if there's nobody there?
Will nobody give us an answer?
where has everyone gone?
Could they be having fun somewhere else?
Are they euphoric now?
how do we snap them out of it?
Can we use firecrackers?
Is there anything stopping us?
Would the noise bother the neighbors?
could we use sound depressors?
Can we afford those?
should we just give up the quest instead?
Why give up so soon?
are you thinking positive?
Isn't that a good thing?
Better then thinking negative.....right?
What about thinking neutral?
What about reverse?
Are any of us thinking alike?
would that make us robots?
Did you see my current tagline attributed to Patton?
Ref: "If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." - General George Patton
Note: Tagline changes periodically.
No I didn't....was I sleeping?
Good one. :2thumbs:
Isn't sleeping overrated?
would it be overrated if you slept under the bed?
How does that work with a water bed?
would you have to dive in through the plug hole?
Maybe you would get stuck?
could you maybe deflate the bit that would get stuck?
wouldn't that hurt? :scratchchin:
not if you took a cold shower..right?
How cold do you like it?
I prefer it hot, don't you?
Women or weather?
Doesn't warmer weather make for hotter women?
What if they stay in the air conditioned office?
What do you think happens?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nZWUGwVXON4/maxresdefault.jpg)
Not that surely??
If that did happen, would you enjoy going to work?
could I possibly get into trouble?
Can you avoid temptation?
isn't the best way to overcome temptation........ to give into it?
Could you also just walk away from it?
would that make it less tempting?
Would a distraction help?
what distraction are you suggesting?
What could be a pretty enough distraction than the last temptation?
What was the next to the last one?
Can you rephrase that question?
Would this one have been a better distraction?
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At least the other one was still working. Here's her video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZWUGwVXON4
or would she be an attraction?
What's wrong with a attraction to a distraction?
Could it become dangerous?
are we playing with fire?
Is it possible we'll get burned?
Seems that way, doesn't it?
what if it's just a cold flame?
Will we be chillin'?
Or grilling?
or should we get food to go instead?
Might that be safer?
is there a chance it could be worse?
Could be the choice of setting your house aflame with the grill.....or maybe food poisoning from take out?
so what are we to do?
Shall we ask Jeeves?
or should we take a stab in the dark?
How sharp of an object are you poking with?
if I poke a hole in the air with a stick, will that let the flies in?
Wouldn't that let the air out?
what would it let in?
What is the differential pressure?
Where is the gauge?
Can we use a manometer?
yes but should we?
Would it help to decide if we know the consequences?
So that we can blame someone else?
is that where the blame should fall?
How far does it fall before it hits something?
Don't most people hope the blame falls on someone else?
Doesn't anyone accept responsibility anymore?
what kind of a spineless society have we become?
What can be done to be a better one?
Give them back their backbone??
Can we give them a prothesis instead?
would a wooden peg do?
maybe insert a broom handle?
if we insert a boomerrang would that keep them in a sitting position (thereby rendering them useless)?
If you try to get rid of them, would they just keep coming back?
could we send them into another parallel?
A parallel universe?
How can you throw something toward yourself so that it'd go away? :scratchchin:
Would an upside down boomerang do that?
Is this thread still going?
Isn't it powered by Energizer?
I thought it was powered by grey matter........am I wrong?
Perhaps you are both correct and the grey matter was energized? :shruggy:
Through electric shock do you mean?
How can I tell if I've been shocked?
Have you looked yourself in the mirror? Would your hair be on end??
or look burnt to a crisp?
[didn't know there was a 2 question option to this game :icon_smile_big:]
Did you pee your pants?
If you are holding hands with another person and you get shocked, would the other person pee their pants also?
Or would they have the sense to let go?
(the second was an after thought that came to me before I hit the "post" button. :icon_smile_big:)
Should it take much sense to let go? :scratchchin:
[wondered if it was a Fred only, 'royal' perk. :angel:]
does it take sense or does it take brains?
I have been known for my mad moments :icon_smile_big:
What if they can't voluntarily let go?
is there a way around that?
Could they hold each other tighter to make each other let go?
Holding tighter could get a reaction, right?
Fred, mad moments? :scratchchin:
I've been known to say "Why suffer from insanity....when you can try to enjoy every freaking minute of it." :yesnod:
But is it the reaction we want?
You hit the nail on the head teddy.....life's too short not to enjoy every freaking minute of it (in whatever state of mind you're in) :2thumbs:
But isn't the look on some peoples faces when they get a reaction they didn't expect....priceless? :yesnod::angel:
"priceless"..............does that mean it's free?
Isn't it free to watch?
Is it worth watching if it's free?
Is it worth watching if you have to pay for it?
Are not some shows worth paying for?
Is it cheaper to wait for a Walmart sale?
Do they have Walmarts in Australia?
No but we have Costco........will that do?
Do what? :scratchchin:
Could we do whatever makes us happy?
Does Costco make you happy?
What would you say if I told you I shop there once a fortnight?
Is that often enough to keep you satisfied?
Would shopping there once a week be over doing it?
Do you purchase beer there?
After you drink it all, can the beer be returned if you thought it tasted terrible?
If the place you purchased the beer has a restroom....would that be considered 'returning' it? :scratchchin:
Who was it that said so many happy returns?
Was she a prostitute?
Are prostitute's happy?
Do they make customers happy?
Are they giving it away for free?
Is it actually free, or just a free sample of what you might get when you're a paying customer?
would you pay for it if you can get samples for free?
Wouldn't that depend on how good it was?
Is there an expiration date?
Do you think it'd sour?
Nothing lasts for ever, right?
What about Hostess Twinkies?
What on earth are they?
Aren't they a cream filled sponge cake, rumored to last forever?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Qq9pexoujS0/UKqeO_o-DmI/AAAAAAAAAIc/d-e67C1eYBE/s320/twinky+twink+little+star.jpg)
Are they?
Aren't those what the cockroaches will live on after doomsday?
Will there be enough to go around?
Would cockroaches even be interested in eating Twinkies?
Would Twinkies want cockroaches eating them?
Is that what Twinkies ponder?
Or is that what I was pondering?
Why would you ponder such a thing?
Beats me!
Maybe because the Twinkies can't?
This is a service that you provide voluntarily?
should I charge a fee?
Isn't it worth a try?
would you be interested?
What do you take me for?
:lol:
how much have you got? :lol:
Will you spend it like there is no tomorrow?
:lol:
Would that mean I'd have to spend it all today?
Is that a promise?
would that be wise?
Could one spend it all in one day???????????????????????
If one had very little I imagine so.......right?
This is what causes thrifty behavior?
Are we thrifty because we have to be or because we want to be?
Is frugality somewhere in there too?
Could one be too conservative?
Is that what happened to the Quakers?
You mean they didn't eat enough oatmeal?
has Goldilocks been at it again?
Why doesn't she just use a thermometer?
Does Goldilocks have a green card ?
Is she supposed to have one?
What is she doing in the bear's neck of the woods ?
Visiting her grandma?
With or without a red riding hood? :scratchchin:
What is Goldilocks wearing if little red riding hood is in red?
Do they know one another?
Would they like to swap places?
Which one would be better off?
Who will be the judge?
Will it be the wolf of the bears?
Or will it be the eye of the eagle?
Does it matter which eye?
Is the left better than the right?
If you're looking in a mirror, which eye is the left one and which one is the right?
Would it help if you closed one eye while you're looking?
Would that help a dyslexic person?
I don't think so......do you?
Is there anything we can do to help a dyslexic person?
Would a brain transplant help?
Maybe we should consult with that dyslexic teddy bear person?
Maybe I'm beyond help? :scratchchin:
Our motto.....Dyslexic's untie!! :yesnod:
If you're beyond help, then where does that leave the rest of us?
Does that mean we're lost?
If you think you are lost.....isn't that perception your reality? :scratchchin:
Are we at the edge?
Is it not better to check your perception of where the edge is then suffer the consequences if the reality is different? :scratchchin:
Isn't this just a matter of depth perception?
Q: What the difference between an a$$ kisser and a brown noser?
A: Depth perception
How far can you see?
I can see the sun.....is that far enough?
Didn't your Mom tell you to not look at the sun?
Should she have?
Wasn't I paying attention?
Was I with you that I should know the answer to that question?
Would that help?
Why might you think it wouldn't help?
Did it come with instructions?
Are they written in more than one language?
what if you get a copy of the instructions in the wrong language?
Could you just look at the pix?
How then would you "read between the lines"?
wouldn't reading between the lines be misleading?
Can we get instructions in heiroglyphs?
Are they written on papyrus?
Couldn't they be written on stone tablets?
Is that better than etching them?
Has anybody tried it?
Is it a lost art?
Should we show an interest?
Would that make us archeologists?
Who can we ask?
Shall we try a career analyst?
Do you know any?
Could you give it a try?
I can try but will that mean I'll succeed?
Is there a prize if you succeed?
Did you hit the target and win a prize?
Is hitting the target a requirement?
Isn't that the point?
Participation prizes haven't crept into shooting matches?
Isn't hitting the target prize enough?
Has anyone been hit by the target?
Not me....I was wearing a helmet remember?
What happened? I don't remember. Did I get hit?
Weren't you wearing a helmet?
What helmet?
Maybe try the one that fits?
You mean, one size does not fit all?
When did one size ever fit anyone?
Does that make it universal?
Or does that make it rubbish?
If it's rubbish, why make it?
Isn't there money to be made in making rubbish?
Are you saying people are silly enough to pay for it?
Could it be bought with fool's gold?
What does "fool's gold" look like?
Do you know what pyrite looks like?
Yeah...they have a peg leg and a parrot on their shoulder...right?
Which shoulder?
Is a pirate still a pirate if the parrot is on his left shoulder?
Is that akin to whether the earring is in the left or right ear?
:lol:
Or the eye patch over the right or left eye??
Is it possible to have a lopsided pirate?
The ones with a peg leg?
What if he has to peg legs?
Are the two peg legs symmetrical?
Is he's gait uneven?
Anybody have a camera so we can tape him?
Tape him to the camera do you mean?
Can a pirate hold the camera steady?
Would he want to take a selfie?
Wouldn't the SEALS kill the pirates outright?
Would they take pictures too?
Navy SEALS or the original seals with whiskers? :shruggy:
Could the animal take pix?
If we ad an "i e" to pix.....would we have a pixie?
Would that offend a fairy?
Quote from: JB400 on May 18, 2018, 05:09:04 AM
Would that offend a fairy?
Do you want a good ass kicking to find out?
could that cause nightmares?
what if you have them in the daytime?
Do you have day dreams about night things, in the middle of the afternoon?
Do you have nightmares about daydreaming in the middle of the afternoon?
Could you do it before noon or does it need to be in middle of the afternoon? :scratchchin:
Do you have time after breakfast?
Quote from: Old Moparz on May 18, 2018, 08:45:56 AM
Quote from: JB400 on May 18, 2018, 05:09:04 AM
Would that offend a fairy?
Do you want a good ass kicking to find out?
Is that fairy wearing boots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab-ZNU76UDE
Who wants to look close enough to tell? :scratchchin:
Are we sweating the details?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things?
Are you not willing to pet a race winning horse?
can't we just pet a horse in a paddock?
perhaps that would be more fun then falling off a horse?
Isn't it better than getting kicked by one?
perhaps you shouldn't stand near the kicking end? :scratchchin:
Is it better to be bitten than kicked?
Is it a mosquito doing the kicking and the biting?
Do mosquitos kick?
They sure have enough legs don't they?
Why would they try to kick anything?
Would they maybe want to kick something out of frustration because they couldn't find any blood to suck?
Is there a blood shortage?
I'm already a donor, are you? (to mosquitoes I mean) ;D
Are you a buffet for ticks as well?
No we don't have ticks but the leeches know where to find me........the shitty little blood suckers! What can I do??
Didn't your mom tell you not to play in the water?
We have all 3 in my area.
Why?..what's in it?
Our leeches are on land .......in the grass and are prevalent when its humid. But they're only little ones, not the huge ones you find in the tropics.
Is the water clear enough to see what is lurking below the surface?
Isn't that true for a creek with a rocky bottom?
what if the creek doesn't have a rocky bottom?
What kind of bottom does it have?
Do you have a snorkel?
Are we going free diving?
would you rather be tied up?
What does she look like?
Would she be the one that has a face like a Catfish?
Would that make her a good catch?
Would you put her back?
would she suffocate if you don't?
Does she have fish lips?
would you give her mouth to mouth if she did?
Do you think she'd enjoy it?
the question is would you?
Do you really want the answer?
will I be able to go on without knowing?
Might you regret getting the answer?
Is ignorance bliss?
Does that apply to the telephone?
Most definitely..don't you think?
Since when was I supposed to start thinking?
Are you leaving it up to the horse? ? ? ? ? ?
Would that choice be a good one?
Did the horse go to school?
What if he is self taught?
How smart would he be if he was?
Can we get it straight from the horses mouth?
Would he tell the truth?
do horses tell lies?
Are lies gossip?
or can gossip be the truth
Does true gossip hurt?
Can it be healed with a band aid?
what if the band aid falls off?
Should it stay out of the water?
Is that a choice?
Or is it a necessary precaution?
Should we just skip the band aid and go with stitches instead?
Could we just be brave and go without?
Why not cauterize instead?
Will that let us go back to swimming?
Been swimming myself, 2 hours a day. 1 in the morning, 1 before I head to bed
Do we really want to swim in this cold weather??
a great way to exercise and keep fit.
Since when is 90o F cold?
Would it feel cold if one was on fire?
Who's been playing with matches?
Was it the big bad wolf?
Or was it the grey thingy or was it cup cake? ? ? :icon_smile_big:
Why is he bad?
Did you ask the pigs or Little Red Riding Hood?
was grandma home when the wolf got there?
How did he get there?
Did he hitch hike or ride a bike?
Perhaps no one would pick up a wolf so he had to bicycle there? :scratchchin:
Is he going to protest and vandalize the houses of the three little pigs?
Or will a tornado do it?
What if it was a waterspout instead?
Can a water spout huff and puff and blow?
Would you dare to be close enough to find out? :scratchchin:
Can the wolf blow as strong as a tornado?
does a tornado blow?
Doesn't it suck too?
Would it suck to be in a tornado?
Would you live to tell the tale?
Is it a possibility?
Or is it an improbability?
What are the odds?
Do you think I have a crystal ball?
Does it sit next to your crystal skull?
Are they a matched set?
Is there a certificate of authenticity?
Who signed it?
Are they famous?
Or do they just pretend?
Does that make them a fraud?
Is it criminal?
Is it unethical?
Does the apple not fall far from the tree?
What if the tree grows on top of a hill?
How tall is the hill?
How tall would the hill have to be for the apple to roll?
How steep would the hill have to be for the apple to roll?
Would Jack and Jill still be able to go up the hill if it's steep enough for the apple to roll down it?
Would it help if they ate a plate of baked beans first?
Would that give them enough gas to get up the hill?
Should we throw in some chili for good measure?
How much is a good measure?
Do you have a measuring cup?
Can I use something else?
What did you have in mind?
does it need to be plastic or glass?
Are you afraid of breaking it?
Will it crack or shatter?
is one worse then the other?
Are you going to vacuum it up?
Does the maid know how to use a vacuum?
Who hired the maid?
was vacuuming part of the job description?
Who decides what the description is?
Was the description wrote by the boss or the secretary?
Or was it Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Was anyone terminated?
Does it suck to be terminated by a vacuum cleaner?
Was the vacuum purchased for the movie?
Does the movie suck?
Would you ask Arnold that question?
Is he a movie critic?
What does it take to be a movie critic?
Maybe you need to watch the movie?
Could you just pretend you did?
Could you tell what the plot is without watching it?
There was a plot?
In which cemetery?
Was there a cemetary?
Is the plot somewhere else?
Could it be in city limits?
Would you want to be buried there?
Is the city loud enough to wake the dead?
Is that why there are so many zombies running around?
Do Zombies run?
Did they go through some sort of mutation?
How can we fight mutating zombies?
Will a banana work?
Would the monkeys eat all the bananas before the zombies show up for the fight?
What if we give the zombies the bananas, then unleashed the monkies?
If we give the monkeys paddles will they be able to ward off the zombies?
Who will lead the monkeys into battle?
Bananas in pajamas maybe?
Would that be a pajamagram or a bananagram?
Would a banana split if it were scared of the zombie?
Wouldn't the monkeys stop them?
Which is scarier to a banana, a zombie or a monkey?
Which would eat the most bananas?
Do mushy bananas remind zombies of human brains?
Will monkies eat zombie brains instead of bananas?
Will it make them smarter?
Do we need smarter monkeys?
How many will we need?
How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can't the Monkeys see in the dark?
Are they wearing night vision goggles?
Would night vision goggles be a part of the outfit?
Aren't they standard issue?
Is there a difference between standard and normal?
Wouldn't issues normally be standard?
Should we get a different subscription?
What is the difference in cost?
Since when did money matter?
isn't it always about the money?
How about doing a job well done?
Is that its own reward?
Do you get to do a rewards speech when you recieve it?
Is the speech just more of a "I won, so in your face" ?
If that was the case, did the loser end up winning in the end?
Is this starting to sound like it was rigged?
Shall we ask for a relocation?
Will new shackles be required?
Are we being held prisoner, or just replacing leaf springs?
Are we held hostage when buying leaf springs?
Is everyone forced to buy leafs?
Wouldn't that help the economy?
Do we need a stimulus package to buy leafs to stimulate the economy?
Wouldn't it be easier to drive to Colorado and buy some leafs?
At this time of year?
Are too busy to go to Colorado?
Are we really going to let weather stand in the way?
Can we go around the weather?
Would there be another route you would like to take?
Is there one a bit more scenic?
Would the weather be cleared by the time we make a decision?
Has the weather cleared up yet?
Wasn't it a beautiful day?
Has the sun came up yet?
If we go right now, could we catch a ride with Santa?
Which reindeer would you want to ride?
Would we be limited to taking 8 people?
Isn't Rudolph going also?
Would that just be in foggy weather?
Is your memory foggy?
:lol:
How could I tell?
Is there some kind of guide book?
Is it available online?
If you find one, can you print it?
Is it copyrighted?
Does that ever stop the Chinese?
Do you want fried rice with that?
Does it come with a fortune cookie?
Would you believe what the fortune says?
Should we ask an 8 ball?
If you don't like the answer, can you just try again?
What would JB400 and Moparnut like to add to this discussion?
What needs to be added?
Why are we adding the word ''What" to what?
What would what do if we didn't add it?
Who knows what?
Do we ask Who than?
Why not ask Horton?
Does Horton know a Who?
Didn't he hear one?
:lol:
But, did he get to meet the Who?
Is there only one?
What if there are two?
Does that make them twins?
Or are they just a duo?
If they are a duo, are they dynamic?
where can we go to find out?
Has anyone seen them in action?
Would that be a pleasant thing?
What's the definition of pleasant?
Isn't that open to interpretation?
Should it have a lock on it?
How would that be implemented?
Do you have a lock?
How would you attach it?
Got any gum?
Chewed or unchewed?
Can you blow bubbles with it?
Can you pop the bubbles?
What sound does a popped bubble make when you pop a bubble
Are you deaf?
Or did the battery go dead in the hearing aid?
Are you going to check?
Whatcha say?
Have you tried sign language?
Is it a zodiac sign?
Aren't those open to interpretation?
What can we do to close it?
Use a Harbor Freight winch?
Which witch would use the winch?
Is it Halloween already?
Do you have your candy and costume ready?
isn't Holloween past?
Could you be getting ready to dress up as cupid for Valentine's Day?
Or is that what you usually wear to dinner?
Dinner? Did someone say dinner?
Is the diner open for dinner?
Are we having beef?
Did you say beef or beer ?
Which would you prefer?
Why not both ?
Can you have beef and beer in the same word?
Is dinner ready yet?
Why do you think the house is filled with smoke?
Smokers?
How long was I asleep?
How do you know you aren't still asleep and just dreaming all of this conversation?
Seriously, we are still adding to a 10 year old thread?
A rhetorical question?
:nana:
Do I have to answer with a logical question?