Lonesome guy meets an older lady; a beauty queen she's not. They agree to go to her apartment.
Once there they start fooling around; it was obvious sex was on the menu.
Guy asks if they could do it in the dark. She says OK and turns out the lights.
Guy decides to use his foot instead of his willy.
A few days later the guy notices his foot is red and swollen so off he goes to the doctor.
Doc checks his foot and says: "You have bad case of "Syphilis of the foot. Not a problem, we can fix it."
The guy asks: "Doc, have you ever seen anything this strange before?"
The doc answers: "Yes, funny thing happened earlier this week, an older lady came in and I treated her for Athletes Pussy."