A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
'No this is a bar and we don't serve ducks, now get out of here."
Next day the duck comes back, "Got any grapes?"
No I do not and if you come here a gain I'm going to nail your feet to the floor."
Next day the duck comes back again and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No,"
" got any grapes?"
Intelligent persistence :lol: