WTF. Some very sick SOBs out there

[nh_mopar_fan]

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html

[last426]

A lot of people have been talking about this thing but I just don't see what the big deal is.  Granted, it's not my cup of tea but the guy isn't hurting anyone and it may well not even be a crime.  Oh, the prosecutor will stretch and charge something but, to me at least, it just seems a bit weird. 

Compare that to what happened to a friend in Reno.  The mom was a parts runner for the PVC plant where I was a mechanic.   Her daughter came down with cancer when she was about 4 years old and the mom used to take the kid over the hill to Sacramento once a week to a hospital to get treated. The mom (my friend and co-worker) was a simple gal, hard working, putting up with a group of guys, just doing her job.  Finally, when 5 years old, her daughter died -- very, very sad, but the worst was yet to come.

Her body was at the funeral home (Reno was smallish and I knew the owner of that place too).  The next night someone broke into the home and stole the body, putting it on a moped and driving away with it.  After having his way with it, he threw it into a dumpster -- the body was missing for a couple of days.  The mom just went nuts (gosh, how much can a mom take?).  Anyway, the guy who did it was a teenager, as I recall, and there was no crime for what he did.  Sure, the prosecutor got him for breaking and entering and some other charge like stealing, but there just was not a defined crime for what had happened.  The mom got a little settlement from the funeral home but this event really changed her.  Maybe I am getting a little jaded as I get older, but that event defined "sicko" for me.  Kim

[nh_mopar_fan]

You mean aside from being a convicted sex offender and hanging around children in the bathroom?

[Shakey]

A couple of very sick stories.  Drinking urine - no thanks.  Having "his way" with a corpse - isn't that illegal?  Indignity to a corpse - I think that is against the law here in Canada, not sure about the United States.  I'll never have to worry about having that charge laid against me.  Pun intended!

About 10+ years ago there was an older fellow in Philadelphia, PA that was arrested for something with minors.  Apparently he would offer them money, and lots of it, for their soiled gym socks and underwear.  He paid extra if there were traces of feces and urine in the underwear.  He preffered boys underwear but girls would also do.  He graduated to asking them to treat him like a toilet.  These kids were making some serious coin from this old pervert, word got around school and they were lining up at his door for the payoff.

That defined sicko for me, on his part of course but also from the teens standpoint.  All I recall from the story that the guy was named Uncle Ed and everytime I hear the words Uncle Ed I shudder.

The world is full of strange people, no doubt about it.

[nh_mopar_fan]

How about this one?

http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4662061/detail.html

[Telvis]

Man......

[4402tuff4u]

I'm speechless........

[TruckDriver]

I would have NO PROBLEM with using people like that for human guinie pigs since there already *ucked up in the head

[Shakey]

This is getting worse....

[Lowprofile]

One Black Tallon would take care of this problem. 

[Highbanked Hauler]

 It has to make you wonder what breaks in a persons mind to do stuff like that.

[my73charger]

Man that is sick and twisted.

Posted by: last426 
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A lot of people have been talking about this thing but I just don't see what the big deal is.

So you seriously don't see a problem?  This guys has serious issues he is sick and twisted and needs help.

[Mopar440+6]

This guys has serious issues he is sick and twisted and needs help.

Needs help? My idea of help for that guy involves hollow-points. I agree with DCG, use those freaks for human guinea pigs...

[last426]

Posted by: last426 
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A lot of people have been talking about this thing but I just don't see what the big deal is.

So you seriously don't see a problem?  This guys has serious issues he is sick and twisted and needs help.

Well, in the fetish community there is a saying that "your kink's not my kink, but your kink is okay" so long as it's consensual and not harmful to others.  So what do I care if someone is drinking someone else's urine?  The guy isn't bothering the kids, they don't even know anything is going on.  It's like saying that someone is wrong looking at the Gerber baby and getting turned on to a baby food jar -- what do I care?  Just because you might not like what the guy does, if it is not a crime, all it means is that, if you want to, you can call it sick and twisted.   

But that alone doesn't mean that the guy is any sort of threat.  Now, in this case, reportedly the guy has a sex offender record so perhaps lurking in a bath room might violate his parole, who knows?  If he committed a crime, take him to court.  If he didn't, it's up to each individual to decide if he is weirdly sick and twisted.  His activity is something that does not appeal to me, but a lot of behavior does not appeal to me just as some of mine might not appeal to you.  It all depends on where you draw the line.  I prefer to draw it immediately before the behavior causes harm or becomes nonconsensual.  Another might draw it at reading playboy.  Islam, as I understand it, draws the line at seeing a woman's face and/or hair, Christianity at coveting your neighbor's wife.  Lastly, I'll admit that I am fairly open minded when it comes to issues like this.  Kim

[Big Lebowski]

Posted by: last426 
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A lot of people have been talking about this thing but I just don't see what the big deal is.

So you seriously don't see a problem?  This guys has serious issues he is sick and twisted and needs help.

Well, in the fetish community there is a saying that "your kink's not my kink, but your kink is okay" so long as it's consensual and not harmful to others.  So what do I care if someone is drinking someone else's urine?  The guy isn't bothering the kids, they don't even know anything is going on.  It's like saying that someone is wrong looking at the Gerber baby and getting turned on to a baby food jar -- what do I care?  Just because you might not like what the guy does, if it is not a crime, all it means is that, if you want to, you can call it sick and twisted.   

But that alone doesn't mean that the guy is any sort of threat.  Now, in this case, reportedly the guy has a sex offender record so perhaps lurking in a bath room might violate his parole, who knows?  If he committed a crime, take him to court.  If he didn't, it's up to each individual to decide if he is weirdly sick and twisted.  His activity is something that does not appeal to me, but a lot of behavior does not appeal to me just as some of mine might not appeal to you.  It all depends on where you draw the line.  I prefer to draw it immediately before the behavior causes harm or becomes nonconsensual.  Another might draw it at reading playboy.  Islam, as I understand it, draws the line at seeing a woman's face and/or hair, Christianity at coveting your neighbor's wife.  Lastly, I'll admit that I am fairly open minded when it comes to issues like this.  Kim

  Somebody has to defend these perverts right? Soon he'll take it to the next level with some little kid, then we can strap him in the chair and send him to Hell where he belongs. Child sex offenders are worse than Hitler.

[JimShine]

I remember the story of the dude who bought the underwear. They found out after he died. His house was packed with the socks and underwear so they investigated it. They found out he did it for years and the people they interviewed who sold him this stuff all said he never tried anything with them and that all the kids in the neighborhood would sell to him to make extra money. Other than the purchasing the soiled clothes, he was harmless. Sick, but harmless.

[NHCharger]

I remember reading the story about the guy in the outhouse. The Kancamagas is one of our favorite cruising spots with the Charger. My wife said she'd never use that rest stop again. It's good to know that if I drop my Charger keys down the hole I have someone to contact about retrieving them.

[JimShine]

I crusie the Kancamagas a few times a year (I live right over in maine not far away), but I really have no idea where the place is they were talking about.I know of a public place where there are showers and stuff, but I don't remember the outhouses.

[Mike DC]

             
Whoa.   


These sick pervs have really got some high-concept creative demands!  They're really thinking outside the box.  If it's not something like this then it's all the hoopla about "Brokeback Mountain," or R. Kelly peeing on kids, or Michael Jackson collecting real kids like Baseball cards . . . 

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Man, I just want three or four hotties with nice boobies & butts (preferrably bringing their own beer).   I don't even want 'em to be under 21.  Seems kinda boring compared to the creative perversions some people aspire to.

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[Old Moparz]

I think the guy who died from internal bleeding of his colon from getting it on with a horse still wins the wackoloon of the year award. 

(Not posting the link, it's not PG rated)

Enumclaw man dies after having sex with his horse

A 45 year-old man from Enumclaw, WA who died while trying to have sex with a horse, we like most people, simply assumed that his fatal injuries were the result of being kicked in the head by his unwilling equestrian 'partner'.

But instead, the actual cause of death was even more disturbing (but much funnier). An autopsy revealed that the sick little pervert had actually died from internal bleeding caused by a perforated colon. Yes folks, this twisted individual will go down in history as the first person to be ass-f*#ked to death by a horse! (His family must be so proud of him!)

Investigators first learned of the incident after the man was admitted to Enumclaw Community Hospital on July 2 and died shortly afterwards. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse. (Maybe the hoof prints on his back might have given the game away).

But the story kept on getting stranger. Firstly, this doesn't appear to have been an isolated incident. Preliminary investigations by King County sheriff's detectives discovered that the farm in Enumclaw, near Seattle, where the bizarre sexual encounter took place, was a hot topic of discussion in Internet chat rooms as a "destination" spot for people looking to have sex with animals.

Police and local vets then inspected the chickens, goats and sheep on the property to determine whether they too had been victimized. Although no definite proof emerged that sex was forced on these smaller, weaker animals, a police spokesman told reporters that he had seen several of the chickens "walking a bit funny".

Secondly, the man's family, (who not surprisingly, wished to remain anonymous), told reporters that they were shocked by the news and were amazed when told that their father had purchased the thoroughbred stallion earlier in the year, apparently one of a pair he kept at the farm. (We can't wait to hear what they decide to put on his headstone -"Loving husband - Caring Father - Animal Lover & Horse F*#ker" )

But the strangest detail of all was yet to come. Apparently, police discovered that the man had actually made a video tape of the whole perverted sexual encounter.

Now the guys here at the Gag Report are pretty open-minded when it comes to sex, (so long as its between consenting adults of the human species), but why the hell would anyone want to tape themselves having sex with a horse?

Was he afraid that being shagged by a dick the size of baseball bat attached to a bucking bronco wouldn't be a memorable-enough experience?

"Hey George. Remember that time you got f*#ked by that horse?"

"No actually, I can't say that I do. Could you pass me that video tape so I can refresh my memory?"

And how does one begin to get into this whole "being f*#ked by a horse" fetish? Does one have to start off with a Donkey or something and work up?

Well, the guys here at the Gag Report may never know the answers to these puzzling sexual problems but at least this whole sordid affair has finally solved one of life's great questions...

Definitely a sick bastard, but I don't think he broke any laws either since the horse wasn't the one who was violated.

[Big Lebowski]

If I ever get a tattoo, it will be an Exit Only sign w/ an arrow pointing down my backside.

[my73charger]

Posted by: last426 
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A lot of people have been talking about this thing but I just don't see what the big deal is.

So you seriously don't see a problem?  This guys has serious issues he is sick and twisted and needs help.

Well, in the fetish community there is a saying that "your kink's not my kink, but your kink is okay" so long as it's consensual and not harmful to others.  So what do I care if someone is drinking someone else's urine?  The guy isn't bothering the kids, they don't even know anything is going on.  It's like saying that someone is wrong looking at the Gerber baby and getting turned on to a baby food jar -- what do I care?  Just because you might not like what the guy does, if it is not a crime, all it means is that, if you want to, you can call it sick and twisted.   

But that alone doesn't mean that the guy is any sort of threat.  Now, in this case, reportedly the guy has a sex offender record so perhaps lurking in a bath room might violate his parole, who knows?  If he committed a crime, take him to court.  If he didn't, it's up to each individual to decide if he is weirdly sick and twisted.  His activity is something that does not appeal to me, but a lot of behavior does not appeal to me just as some of mine might not appeal to you.  It all depends on where you draw the line.  I prefer to draw it immediately before the behavior causes harm or becomes nonconsensual.  Another might draw it at reading playboy.  Islam, as I understand it, draws the line at seeing a woman's face and/or hair, Christianity at coveting your neighbor's wife.  Lastly, I'll admit that I am fairly open minded when it comes to issues like this.  Kim

I disagree.  His perversion or fetish or whatever you choose to call it is sick.  He has issues.  He states that he feels like he is drinking these young boys youth by drinking their urine.  I hope the authorities are able to dig up anything they need to keep him away from young kids.  He needs to be locked up in a Mental Ward.  Not exceptable behavior.

[sixpack70]

Plain old disgusting. Those people are mentally ill. Its is not normal no matter how much they feel like they need it. We used to put sickos like that in institutions, but those probably had issues too. Those people churn my stomach.

[Dale The Bold]

Well, in the fetish community there is a saying that "your kink's not my kink, but your kink is okay" so long as it's consensual and not harmful to others.

Here's the part of the article that is disturbing, however: "Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall."  The kids may not know he's there, but he's still spying on them.  Imagine being a kid zipping up and catching a glimpse of some old dude gawking at you!  That's the stuff of nightmares, and it's a violation of privacy.

If he's willing to drink pee (or purchase a steamin' cup of kid pee from a neighbor who sets up a "lemonade" stand on the street corner), that's not really any different from someone looking at pornography behind closed doors.  But this dude isn't just leaving a cup in the bathroom and drinking when it's full, he's watching them, that's where he crosses a line.

But then, should it be a crime to have/look at child pornography?  It should definitely be a crime to make it, but to have it or look at it is relatively harmless (and may actually keep the child molestors at home with their dirty photos at hand).

[4402tuff4u]

You would think he would be ill or dead by now. Urine is basically toxic waste your body is eliminating, so ingesting urine would greatly affect your system, so now I'm starting to think if that story is really what we think it is. Something does not sound right to me with the story.