DodgeCharger.com Forum
September 18, 2018, 01:20:09 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: DodgeCharger.com decals are available here!
 
   Home   Help Calendar Login Register Chat  
Pages: [1] 2 3  All   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Lets write a best seller.  (Read 3664 times)
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« on: October 05, 2013, 11:18:00 PM »

There is one rule..........if you are going to reply, you must reserve your place by writing "me" and posting then going back to modify what you want to say. And the next person must wait till the post is finished.  That will then give you time to write your piece without others overlapping and making a hodge podge out of this novel.

I'll start it off..........

Once upon a time..........
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2013, 11:21:11 PM »

In the deep part of the forest
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2013, 11:22:27 PM »

where night was falling
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2013, 11:23:37 PM »

fast, there was a old lady
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2013, 11:25:38 PM »

who lost her way and realised she would have to find some shelter soon or it would be to dark to see.
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2013, 11:26:44 PM »

She needed to walk to Wal*mart for some wine
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2013, 11:29:30 PM »

for the holy communion that was taking place tomorrow because there would be a celebration afterwards.
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
JB400
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 24,586



« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2013, 11:29:46 PM »

But, she only had enough money to buy a stick of gum.
Logged

Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2013, 11:31:39 PM »

The old lady decided to borrow the sweet wine and run like a deer.
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2013, 11:33:23 PM »

As she was running, she spotted an owl. The owl said...."Who who are you?"
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
JB400
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 24,586



« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2013, 11:33:24 PM »

The old lady responded, "I'm a lonely widow in dire need of
Logged

Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2013, 11:34:38 PM »

a sip of this sweet cold wine. Who do you think you are, the lady replied?
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2013, 11:37:35 PM »

PS there is one rule.........if you are going to reply, you must reserve your place by writing "me" and posting then going back to modify what you want to say. That will then give you time to write your piece without others overlapping and making a hodge podge out of this novel.
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2013, 11:41:22 PM »

As the lady walked out the doors, she saw this skinny little man in the corner.
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
JB400
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 24,586



« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2013, 11:46:08 PM »

Logged

Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2013, 11:47:50 PM »

Hello!   nana


I mean ME

Well?
If you reserve your spot, you need to get on with it. There are writers queueing up.
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2013, 11:49:12 PM »

"I am the wise old owl" said the owl. "Where are you going so late in the day?"
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
JB400
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 24,586



« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2013, 11:50:36 PM »




"I'm headed to church to offer a bottle of wine to
Logged

Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2013, 11:51:32 PM »

the pastor that did me a favor earlier in the day.
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2013, 11:55:26 PM »

"I wish you well" said the owl and the old lady moved on.

The next day, to her relief, the sun was shining and all the town folk were gathering outside the little church. And she was overcome with such bliss, she could barely contain her happiness.
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2013, 11:56:48 PM »

She said with joy, this is all for me, I don't deserve this as she was crying. Nobody has ever gave me this much attention. 
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2013, 12:03:09 AM »

An hour later it was all over and they all went back to her place to partake of wine and nibbles. Ten minutes later the doorbell rang. She went to answer it. She didn't recognise the stranger standing in front of her so asked politely "can I help you?"
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2013, 12:09:10 AM »

Hi grandma, I'm Lucy your grandaughter that you haven't seen for ten years.
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Fred
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20,750


Victoria Australia


« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2013, 12:13:58 AM »

The old lady was at first taken aback by Lucy's remark and took a minute to digest this information. She said "Lucy darling, how lovely to see you. Come in, come in."
"Everyone look, it's Lucy come to visit"  They were all immensely pleased to see Lucy again. Except for the man lurking in the shadows.
Logged



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......live your life today.
Mopar Nut
Old Timer
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,053


Hi!


« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2013, 12:17:39 AM »

Lucy started to cry, grandma you look so like momma. The old lady told Lucy to please sit, sit over here with me young child. Meanwhile the man hiding in the shadows moved forward a little as to listen in.   
Logged

"Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last three years."
Pages: [1] 2 3  All   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.058 seconds with 16 queries.