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I got called "Sir" by 2 pretty girls today.

Started by Kern Dog, February 08, 2017, 08:55:24 PM

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Kern Dog

Oh man....
I went to the nearby 7-11 today for my morning Big Gulp. I don't like coffee so this is my thing. As I went in the store, two young girls were frantic, asking the 7-11 clerk for advice. Their Impala had overheated and they were wigged out what with lights and alerts going off with it.
"Can you help us ?? I don't know about cars!!"
Well of COURSE I can!
I took a look, it wasn't obvious what was wrong but I figured it needed some water/antifreeze. I told them I lived close by and would be back in a few minutes. I went home and grabbed a few jugs and a thermo-gun. As I rolled back in, a young guy in a "Jiffy Lube" type outfit was there. Now, cute young girls in their 20s probably don't have to wait long to get help. I thought about just waving and letting the young dude help them out but I figured that I offered help and should follow through.
The guy played as if he knew cars but it was clear that he wouldn't have been much help. Poor guy couldn't even find the fill cap.
I topped off the system, cleared the light on the dash, gave them two 1 gallon jugs of water and gave them a little advice. They were very grateful and happy, "Thank you, Sir, thank you so much" a few times....
Oh man. Sir ??? I know that it was a term of respect and appreciation but hearing it from pretty young girls just feels like they are saying YOU are old. YOU are no longer sexy. Get back to the Bingo hall.
I don't feel as old as I am.

68X426


Maybe, just maybe, they grew up military and learned from great parents to respect anyone their senior with a meaningful "sir" salutation.  :patriot:


Or maybe you are just old.

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Kern Dog

Well, at 51, I still feel pretty good. Through my eyes I feel half this age.  :2thumbs:

Ponch ®

Its not the fact that two young girls called you 'sir' that makes you old, its the fact that two girls talking to you is a life event that is worth posting about here that makes you old.  :icon_smile_big:
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RECHRGD

At almost 69 and having a mindset of a 20 something, the 50 somethings are now calling me Sir.  I just have to enjoy the respect from some and forget about the babes.....
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Trulyvintage

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alfaitalia

.....probably just too polite to just laugh out loud!!! :smilielol:
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TruckDriver

Quote from: Kern Dog on February 08, 2017, 09:55:53 PM
Well, at 51, I still feel pretty good. Through my eyes I feel half this age.  :2thumbs:

I turn 53 next month, and I still think like I'm around 30 or so. I still feel good too, then I look in the mirror, and all that goes out the window, lol. I know being called Sir is about respect, but I don't like it because IT does make you feel old......
PETE

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"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

Laowho


Dunno why, just that I saw it go down more like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P8sW3yF0Zw

and the two girls were later? Don't remember, fortunately.

Lennard

Quote from: Ponch ® on February 08, 2017, 10:04:22 PM
Its not the fact that two young girls called you 'sir' that makes you old, its the fact that two girls talking to you is a life event that is worth posting about here that makes you old.  :icon_smile_big:
It must have been a life changing event... cause he posted the same thing on forbbodiesonly.com and probably a couple more forums. :lol:

Mike DC


Meh.

"Sir" is evidence that she thinks you're too old for her.  

It's not proof that she would never bang you anyway.  

Ponch ®

Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 12:20:11 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 08, 2017, 10:04:22 PM
Its not the fact that two young girls called you 'sir' that makes you old, its the fact that two girls talking to you is a life event that is worth posting about here that makes you old.  :icon_smile_big:
It must have been a life changing event... cause he posted the same thing on forbbodiesonly.com and probably a couple more forums. :lol:

Reminds me of a few months ago...I was helping a friend (older, mafioso-but-harmless type guy) take some pics of an M4 he was selling. These two girls who were hanging at the charging station waiting for their Leaf to be charged came over and started talking to us. Turned my "charm" switch on, and short story long, one of them decides she wants to be the car's model.

Anyway, she said she needed $ and would do more modeling if needed. She gave me her email and FB page.

Anyway, while this is going on, i thought my buddy was so excited he was gonna have an "accident" in his pants. To this day he keeps asking me to show him the girls FB page and tells me to call her for more modeling..even though the car sold.

I know, i know...you guys wanna see. Just promise to contain yourselves.
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Kern Dog

Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 12:20:11 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 08, 2017, 10:04:22 PM
Its not the fact that two young girls called you 'sir' that makes you old, its the fact that two girls talking to you is a life event that is worth posting about here that makes you old.  :icon_smile_big:
It must have been a life changing event... cause he posted the same thing on forbbodiesonly.com and probably a couple more forums. :lol:

Life changing? No.  I just thought it was something funny to share with some people. Maybe ugly guys that have never had any luck with women can't relate to this. Maybe the guys that were stupid, poor at sports or academics or spoke with an annoying lisp never got close enough to a pretty girl. If you never had it, you will never know when you have lost it. Is this the case with you, Lennard? Sorry, man! Guys like that have it rough. 
Also....You still seem compelled to follow me around to comment on what I write. Why is that?
ENOUGH of it, man! Are you jealous or something? 

Lennard

Well, since you told me to eat a bullet a couple months ago... I don't see the need to be friendly to you.  As I've said before,  you love to make snide remarks about other people but when you get it back you're acting like a cry baby.
About all your assumptions... the people on this forum that know me personally know I'm quite the opposite and could give you an ass whooping anytime and anyplace.
I have no reason to be jealous at an attention whore that is going through a midlife crisis.

Kern Dog

Ass whoopin! Easy to say from the comfort of your chair. Relax, Lennard. No need to resort to violence if you are smart enough to form words and type well. Besides, what kind of guy makes threats when you have so little knowledge of the competition? You have no knowledge of my size, ability or training. Imagine how embarrassed you'd be in the likely possibility that you'd need medical attention and physical therapy after meeting up with me. You need to be smart when dealing with the unknown.
It appears that you have some problems of you own if you continue to respond to things that I write that have zero connection to you. This shows some type of strange attraction whether it is latent homosexuality or an unhealthy jealous obsession. "People of this forum that know me"??? Who are you trying to impress by bringing others into this? You clearly have a desire to prove something.
"Eat a bullet"....Okay. Being the silly but sensible while also obnoxious type that I am I never jump to such a level unless I am provoked. I've watched you comment on many of my posts and for awhile, I let it slide. I've never put anyone on IGNORE because I am usually able to work around idiots and jerkoffs. You are not a bad guy by most accounts but you really have a strange attraction to what I post.
Simple fix for your problem, just quit following me around.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 05:32:12 PM
Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 12:20:11 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 08, 2017, 10:04:22 PM
Its not the fact that two young girls called you 'sir' that makes you old, its the fact that two girls talking to you is a life event that is worth posting about here that makes you old.  :icon_smile_big:
It must have been a life changing event... cause he posted the same thing on forbbodiesonly.com and probably a couple more forums. :lol:

Life changing? No.  I just thought it was something funny to share with some people. Maybe ugly guys that have never had any luck with women can't relate to this. Maybe the guys that were stupid, poor at sports or academics or spoke with an annoying lisp never got close enough to a pretty girl. If you never had it, you will never know when you have lost it. Is this the case with you, Lennard? Sorry, man! Guys like that have it rough.  
Also....You still seem compelled to follow me around to comment on what I write. Why is that?
ENOUGH of it, man! Are you jealous or something?  

Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 05:45:10 PM
Well, since you told me to eat a bullet a couple months ago... I don't see the need to be friendly to you.  As I've said before,  you love to make snide remarks about other people but when you get it back you're acting like a cry baby.
About all your assumptions... the people on this forum that know me personally know I'm quite the opposite and could give you an ass whooping anytime and anyplace.
I have no reason to be jealous at an attention whore that is going through a midlife crisis.

Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 06:48:16 PM
Ass whoopin! Easy to say from the comfort of your chair. Relax, Lennard. No need to resort to violence if you are smart enough to form words and type well. Besides, what kind of guy makes threats when you have so little knowledge of the competition? You have no knowledge of my size, ability or training. Imagine how embarrassed you'd be in the likely possibility that you'd need medical attention and physical therapy after meeting up with me. You need to be smart when dealing with the unknown.
It appears that you have some problems of you own if you continue to respond to things that I write that have zero connection to you. This shows some type of strange attraction whether it is latent homosexuality or an unhealthy jealous obsession. "People of this forum that know me"??? Who are you trying to impress by bringing others into this? You clearly have a desire to prove something.
"Eat a bullet"....Okay. Being the silly but sensible while also obnoxious type that I am I never jump to such a level unless I am provoked. I've watched you comment on many of my posts and for awhile, I let it slide. I've never put anyone on IGNORE because I am usually able to work around idiots and jerkoffs. You are not a bad guy by most accounts but you really have a strange attraction to what I post.
Simple fix for your problem, just quit following me around.




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Lennard

I told you before that I'll be at Mopars at the strip in Vegas in April. You can prove your size, ability and training there.
I don't need to impress anyone.  You're just a cry baby that can't take what he dishes out.
Btw, you've brought up the possibility of me being homosexual many times. You're really not hurting my feelings with that. :popcrn:

cbrestorations

$10 on lennard....anyone challenge?  :lol:

Kern Dog

Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 07:02:15 PM
I told you before that I'll be at Mopars at the strip in Vegas in April. You can prove your size, ability and training there.
I don't need to impress anyone.  You're just a cry baby that can't take what he dishes out.
Btw, you've brought up the possibility of me being homosexual many times. You're really not hurting my feelings with that. :popcrn:

AAaaaand he is BACK!
I don't really think that you prefer to have men in your ass. It was just a wild guess . I do think that you have some obsession that needs attention.
I am a bit unsettled about you asking me on a date at a car show. That is a first for me. I am not going to show YOU my size. That sounds a bit gay now that I see the way you wrote it.
I haven't been to the Vegas show since their 2nd year. I like shows on grass with a better swap meet.

Finally, I'd have no problem with you if you'd just keep to yourself and quit responding negatively to my posts. It is clear to me that the problem here is with you.

RallyeMike

If you would just meet in Vegas you could release/resolve all this sexual tension between you to.

PAAAALEEEEEEEZE!
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Lennard

Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 07:14:23 PM
Finally, I'd have no problem with you if you'd just keep to yourself and quit responding negatively to my posts. It is clear to me that the problem here is with you.
Take your own advice. It would make this forum a better place. If someone makes a spelling mistake or doesn't use enough apostrophes in your opinion.... let it slide.

Kern Dog

 :lol:

Funny.
I started this thread just to relay to the guys about how strange it feels to be at this point. Without taking a poll, I'm guessing most of us here are over 40. I figured that the topic held some relevance.  I thought it showed humility to post it for all to see.
I was never a guy that every woman wanted but I did quite well. I am happily married and have never thought  of "trading up" or cheating. Maybe it is a bit of vanity rearing its ugly head but when I get "sir" from a young guy, I laugh it off. Hearing it from a young pretty girl is different.

Lennard


Kern Dog

Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 07:14:23 PM
Finally, I'd have no problem with you if you'd just keep to yourself and quit responding negatively to my posts. It is clear to me that the problem here is with you.
Take your own advice. It would make this forum a better place. If someone makes a spelling mistake or doesn't use enough apostrophes in your opinion.... let it slide.

In the interest of being reasonable, I will admit that I am often quick to respond to posts with shitty grammar.
It just digs at me. Who knows, maybe we both need therapy!   :eek2:

A383Wing


Lennard

Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 07:49:43 PM
Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 07:14:23 PM
Finally, I'd have no problem with you if you'd just keep to yourself and quit responding negatively to my posts. It is clear to me that the problem here is with you.
Take your own advice. It would make this forum a better place. If someone makes a spelling mistake or doesn't use enough apostrophes in your opinion.... let it slide.

In the interest of being reasonable, I will admit that I am often quick to respond to posts with shitty grammar.
It just digs at me. Who knows, maybe we both need therapy!   :eek2:

I see you quickly changed your reply.  Did you feel that you were giving me to much credit?  :lol:

Ponch ®

Quote from: cbrestorations on February 09, 2017, 07:06:12 PM
$10 on lennard....anyone challenge?  :lol:

that he's homosexual? I'll take the bet.  ;D
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Kern Dog

Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 07:55:55 PM
Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 07:49:43 PM
Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: Kern Dog on February 09, 2017, 07:14:23 PM
Finally, I'd have no problem with you if you'd just keep to yourself and quit responding negatively to my posts. It is clear to me that the problem here is with you.
Take your own advice. It would make this forum a better place. If someone makes a spelling mistake or doesn't use enough apostrophes in your opinion.... let it slide.

In the interest of being reasonable, I will admit that I am often quick to respond to posts with shitty grammar.
It just digs at me. Who knows, maybe we both need therapy!   :eek2:

I see you quickly changed your reply.  Did you feel that you were giving me to much credit?  :lol:

No, I just started thinking that I could be pushing too hard. My point was made but you were right too.
Hypocrites are one of the things that I despise and I do not want to be that way. I am just as critical of myself as I am of others.
If I have gone over the line too many times, I deserve to get called out on that.

Lennard


Ponch ®

Quote from: Lennard on February 09, 2017, 07:02:15 PM
I told you before that I'll be at Mopars at the strip in Vegas in April. You can prove your size, ability and training there.
I don't need to impress anyone.

Quote from: RallyeMike on February 09, 2017, 07:23:54 PM
If you would just meet in Vegas you could release/resolve all this sexual tension between you to.

PAAAALEEEEEEEZE!

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Kern Dog

THAT is some funny shit!
As odd a sit seems, I'd laugh my ass off if I saw that in person. That black dude was PISSED! Imagine how jacked he would be if he got one of those accidental involuntary boners afterwards.

RCCDrew

Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

timmycharger

Sort of reminds me of when I used to work retail and I called a woman sir  :brickwall:  She had shoulders like a linebacker and a short haircut and I saw "her" from the back.  :shruggy:  Awkward... 

Dino

Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

RCCDrew

Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

Dino

Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

Do you mind me asking how old you are? I was in my early 20s when I did that. It's 20 years later now so...yeah...  :lol:
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

ACUDANUT

Quote from: Ponch ® on February 08, 2017, 10:04:22 PM
Its not the fact that two young girls called you 'sir' that makes you old, its the fact that two girls talking to you is a life event that is worth posting about here that makes you old.  :icon_smile_big:

LOL  :smilielol:

RCCDrew

Quote from: Dino on February 11, 2017, 10:02:42 AM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

Do you mind me asking how old you are? I was in my early 20s when I did that. It's 20 years later now so...yeah...  :lol:
I'll be 40 this year. Heck, my WIFE may be down for kicking some butt, lol.

Dino

Damn!   :cheers:

I'd like to get back into lifting but I'll probably never get to that level again.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

RCCDrew

It's all up to your mind. I tell everyone that asks, bodybuilding is a marathon, not a sprint. You have to stay with it day after day, year after year.

Dino

Very true.

I don't mind not getting as big as I was, but I really miss having the strength. And the older we get, the more prevalent the need for strength becomes. I've had a few nasty tendon injuries in the not so distant past so I'll have to ease back into it slowly but in the long run it will protect me from further injury.

Weight lifting is super important for everyone, it'll keep your ass out of the hospital!
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Lennard

Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BGwcUJTDkqE

Laowho


Ponch ®

Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

this thread got awkwardly homoerotic real fast.  :icon_smile_big:
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

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Dino

Quote from: Ponch ® on February 11, 2017, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

this thread got awkwardly homoerotic real fast.  :icon_smile_big:

Yeah you wish, punchy.   :lol:
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Dino on February 11, 2017, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 11, 2017, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

this thread got awkwardly homoerotic real fast.  :icon_smile_big:

Yeah you wish, punchy.   :lol:

Just saying...I can see you two reenacting Joe Rogan's classic "getting pumped" comedy bit.
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Dino

Quote from: Ponch ® on February 11, 2017, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Dino on February 11, 2017, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 11, 2017, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

this thread got awkwardly homoerotic real fast.  :icon_smile_big:

Yeah you wish, punchy.   :lol:

Just saying...I can see you two reenacting Joe Rogan's classic "getting pumped" comedy bit.

No probably not going there.  :lol:
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Dino on February 11, 2017, 08:33:07 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 11, 2017, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Dino on February 11, 2017, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 11, 2017, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dino on February 10, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: RCCDrew on February 10, 2017, 08:51:55 AM
Forget the politics board. We need an Ass Whoopin board!  :smilielol:

By the way I'm in. I weigh 250 and can bench 400 plus. I wanna play too.

No shit? Got any videos of that? Not that I don't believe you, I just haven't seen anyone doing that for a long time. I used to be 240# and had a 1RM bench of just north of 400, but my usual routine was less than that. I couldn't lift half of that these days.
I used to, but can't find them. I should do some though. I know I won't be able to lift like this forever.

this thread got awkwardly homoerotic real fast.  :icon_smile_big:

Yeah you wish, punchy.   :lol:

Just saying...I can see you two reenacting Joe Rogan's classic "getting pumped" comedy bit.

No probably not going there.  :lol:

"it's rounnnnd...and musssulah"
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RCCDrew

You still have videos of children dancing and guys kissing. Not me.  :eek2:

BDF

Quote from: RCCDrew on February 11, 2017, 09:41:53 PM
You still have videos of children dancing and guys kissing. Not me.  :eek2:
WHAT ABOUT THE 2 PRETTY GIRLS THAT STARTED THIS THREAD? :shruggy: :slap:

Kern Dog

I was back at the 7-11 today. No sign of the chicks. The clerk, a sheltered guy from Nepal, sheepishly asked me if they properly "thanked" me.  :icon_smile_big:
I just laughed at him and told him that I added some fluids and left them afterwards.
Okay, now that sounds suggestive!  :D

69DAYTONASE

Geez.....all this because 2 girls said "Sir" ?  :popcrn:
"My other car is a farm tractor"

Kern Dog

Yeah, I know. I forget sometimes that my outside has aged and doesn't look 25 anymore.

69DAYTONASE

Look you older guys like me, just remind yourself that most if not all young girls think you are just a creepy old man and you'll be fine! :slap:
You may still feel 25 but the reality is you just look like an old fart to these young girls! :shruggy:
Be glad they said sir to you because after they got in the car and were driving away they were probably laughing at you and texting their friends with their texts starting out something like this: " OMG EEEWWW!!!! This like really creepy old dude......" Well, you get the idea, you can finish it. :smilielol:
"My other car is a farm tractor"

Dino

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

69DAYTONASE

Yeah, just be glad there is someone in your life (hopefully a girl, unless you're a girl then hopefully a guy, unless you're not sure then you're on your own...) who wil put up with your burping and farting, feed you, wash your dirty underwear and pretend they like your car....suddenly I'm depressed! :shruggy:
"My other car is a farm tractor"

HPP

Quote from: Kern Dog on March 23, 2017, 01:39:41 PM
Yeah, I know. I forget sometimes that my outside has aged and doesn't look 25 anymore.

Ditto.

Chad L. Magee

Yeah, but some of us do not age at the same rate as others do.   :icon_smile_big:  I am in my mid-40s, yet look to be in my mid-20s according to quite a few people.  That is a fun game to play by the way.  They never can get my age correct, nor even the right decade.  Genetics plays a partial role in this, as does lifestyle choices.  Smoking and drinking does cause a toll on your body, which I avoid like the plague.  My main vices in life are certain foods that I love to eat too often...
Ph.D. Metallocene Chemist......

69DAYTONASE

See...this is why you older guys get in trouble, you THINK you look younger than you are but its really ego and your failing eyesight playing tricks on you. Just like you I don't drink or smoke etc but that doesn't stop natural aging. Those vices do accelerate aging but don't kid yourself for a minute. You are still an old fart to these young girls!  :slap:
"My other car is a farm tractor"

ws23rt

I am in comfort with looking my age (or more).

Being an "old fart" in the eyes of others can be a way of hiding in plain sight. :icon_smile_wink:

When I say stuff that makes sense I sometimes get odd looks from all around.---Did that "old fart" just say that??

A few years back I was in a family group with kids and grand kids.  I don't recall the topic at the time but what sticks with me is something that my grandson added to the conversation. -- He was silent while us elders chatted.
His point -and addition- was -quiet- but profound.  He was engaged (at age 4) with all that we chatted about and was indeed up to speed with all of it.

My point with this is that I (at my advanced age) sometimes feel like what my grandson may have felt like.---He was there but not in the current click.
Now is my time to be like my 4 year old grandson --and blend into the back ground but still be as current and clear thinking as ever.  I can hide sometimes with my age. (I like that).
It can be a blessing a times to not be the one with the last word about a topic (even though I always have something to say).

If we always want to be younger -that is a burden.  It blocks the blessings of being older.  Enjoy what is ahead.






Chad L. Magee

Quote from: 69DAYTONASE on March 23, 2017, 06:51:48 PM
See...this is why you older guys get in trouble, you THINK you look younger than you are but its really ego and your failing eyesight playing tricks on you. Just like you I don't drink or smoke etc but that doesn't stop natural aging. Those vices do accelerate aging but don't kid yourself for a minute. You are still an old fart to these young girls!  :slap:

Not so fast.  I have been hit on by a few nice college women who think I am in their age range (that happened last year).  I am not interested for the simple reason that they may become my students someday and I do not want conflicts of interests during work hours.  In a nutshell, I am basically married to my teaching job & research projects.  If you want to give glasses out, chase down the women who were hitting on me first...
Ph.D. Metallocene Chemist......

Kern Dog

There are also women in the 25-35 age range that are interested in a man that can do things. I'm not talking about the metrosexual guys that can't fix anything. Guys our age have more "hands-on" knowledge. We don't call AAA to change a tire. We don't march in protest when things don't go our way, we plot and plan and wait for an opportunity to make things right. We don't spend hours playing video games, we don't let the woman drive all the time either. We are the last of the real men.

69DAYTONASE

Kern has a good point here..... :2thumbs: last of the real men :2thumbs:
"My other car is a farm tractor"

Kern Dog

I have a friend that just divorced his 3rd wife. He has always been the type that didn't like to be alone.
He is also just about half a cave man. Great guy with a heart of gold but really rough around the edges. He rarely wore clean clothes. He always had dirty or greasy hands. Basically, his grooming skills were never a priority. He is a blue collar guy that is also quite the "MacGuyver" when something breaks.
He has a few good points though. He is the toughest man that I know. He deals with injuries and pain and rarely complains. He is loyal too. That guy makes a promise and sticks to it. (Other than marraige!)
Now that he is alone again, he is free to meet women again though now, things are different. At 55, he isn't as needy or eager as he used to be. He has been meeting women of all ages that, as he describes...Are fed up with the lack of REAL MEN.He says that the women he meets often do complain about what wimps they have met. Guys like I described before : Bearded men that can't fix anything, guys that are allergic to hard work....All sorts of losers.

alfaitalia

............unless its a proper Jesse Duke beard or better still ZZ Top..... guys with those sort of beards can fix anything!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you !!

DeltaV

Quote from: alfaitalia on March 25, 2017, 09:10:48 AM
............unless its a proper Jesse Duke beard or better still ZZ Top..... guys with those sort of beards can fix anything!

:yesnod:  :2thumbs:  :yesnod:
Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Erwin Rommel

BDF

Quote from: 69DAYTONASE on March 23, 2017, 03:39:51 PM
Yeah, just be glad there is someone in your life (hopefully a girl, unless you're a girl then hopefully a guy, unless you're not sure then you're on your own...) who wil put up with your burping and farting, feed you, wash your dirty underwear and pretend they like your car....suddenly I'm depressed! :shruggy:
At least my wife pretends to like my car... ;D

Kern Dog

Quote from: Ponch ® on February 09, 2017, 03:33:10 PM.I was helping a friend (older, mafioso-but-harmless type guy) take some pics of an M4 he was selling. These two girls who were hanging at the charging station waiting for their Leaf to be charged came over and started talking to us. Turned my "charm" switch on,
All I needed to read was "charging station" and "Leaf", then with your rainbow avatar, it is quite clear that women are of no interest to you anyway...

birdsandbees

A 6.5 year stir! Is it really THAT dead here.. LOL :icon_smile_big:
1970 'Bird RM23UOA170163
1969 'Bee WM21H9A230241
1969 Dart Swinger LM23P9B190885
1967 Plymouth Barracuda Formula S
1966 Plymouth Satellite HP2 - 9941 original miles
1964 Dodge 440 62422504487

Kern Dog

It is, man....This place was never Grand Central Station but it did have far more traffic than it does now.
Even the budget conscious guys that used to post a lot have drifted away.
I understand that these cars are not cheap to restore but aren't there still dudes that bought them when they were more affordable? Where are those dudes? What about the others?
Cooter
TooCheapToSmoke
BarfySpitz
Lloyd3
JohnnyCharger too.

Kern Dog


MoparMike68


Kern Dog

I like sexy women. Some are still sexy even after 40.
The tight skin and flat belly is so rare to find in anyone over 40.

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Lately, I've been drawn to the athletic types with toned bodies.

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