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daughter asks dad

Started by ralley72, July 30, 2017, 08:27:05 AM

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ralley72

The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He is SOooo in to his cars and said "that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
 
Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that, if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe!
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alfaitalia

On a vaguely similar subject.......my wife and I asked our daughter what she wanted for her birthday. She said " I want a watch"........so we let her!!
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Laowho

Quote from: alfaitalia on August 03, 2017, 12:41:38 PM
On a vaguely similar subject.......my wife and I asked our daughter what she wanted for her birthday. She said " I want a watch"........so we let her!!

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426HemiChick

Quote from: alfaitalia on August 03, 2017, 12:41:38 PM
On a vaguely similar subject.......my wife and I asked our daughter what she wanted for her birthday. She said " I want a watch"........so we let her!!

One fine evening when I was a ripe old 11 year old, my dad decided it was time to explain the "Birds and Bees" to me. When he got to what men and women do, I interrupted him and asked him a question: "Can I watch you and mom some night?" He never tried to explain anything to me again.

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