2nd Gen Chargers, toxic masculinity & microaggressions...

[lloyd3]

I just called my brother and warned him that some bit of fluff from 40 years ago is going to identify him as being the dirty dog who grabbed her wabos without permission. He responded that his Mach I made him do it....(that and a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon). Come to think of it, I hope I don't get any calls either.

I just had to rinse-off & wipe down my car because some pinhead I happened to be following down the road was using the trip to drain a tank on his POS lawn-service trailer.  Before I figured out what was going on, his trail of slime had about covered my whole front end.  I should have grabbed my cellphone and documented that dipstick's conduct, but traffic sucked and I didn't want to get any closer to his mess than I had to. I was on my way to the autoparts store for some fuel stabilizer and simply wasn't paying close-enough attention to notice in time to miss it (too-many other idiots in the lanes beside me to worry about). Some people's kids...that SOB needs a good dose of seriously toxic masculinity just to keep him buttoned-up. I'm guessing it was just water, but you never know.

Speaking of toxic, I have it on good authority that these old cars are micro-aggressors just sitting still. Noisy, gas-guzzling, fumey, w/almost zero-safety or environmental equipment, and menacing enough to make every traffic cop think that you're up to no-damn good.  Anybody that owns one of these miscreants is clearly a serial-predator of some kind, & who obviously has no respect for the planet, innocents, or any other less-privileged sexual or social class.

I know about all of this because I listen to NPR regularly....

[green69rt]

I just called my brother and warned him that some bit of fluff from 40 years ago is going to identify him as being the dirty dog who grabbed her wabos without permission. He responded that his Mach I made him do it....(that and a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon). Come to think of it, I hope I don't get any calls either.

I just had to rinse-off & wipe down my car because some pinhead I happened to be following down the road was using the trip to drain a tank on his POS lawn-service trailer.  Before I figured out what was going on, his trail of slime had about covered my whole front end.  I should have grabbed my cellphone and documented that dipstick's conduct, but traffic sucked and I didn't want to get any closer to his mess than I had to. I was on my way to the autoparts store for some fuel stabilizer and simply wasn't paying close-enough attention to notice in time to miss it (too-many other idiots in the lanes beside me to worry about). Some people's kids...that SOB needs a good dose of seriously toxic masculinity just to keep him buttoned-up. I'm guessing it was just water, but you never know.

Speaking of toxic, I have it on good authority that these old cars are micro-aggressors just sitting still. Noisy, gas-guzzling, fumey, w/almost zero-safety or environmental equipment, and menacing enough to make every traffic cop think that you're up to no-damn good.  Anybody that owns one of these miscreants is clearly a serial-predator of some kind, who obviously has no respect for the planet, innocents, or any other less-privileged sexual or social class.

I know about all of this because I listen to NPR regularly....

I thought it was FOX preachin' this stuff.

[Lennard]

Speaking of toxic, I have it on good authority that these old cars are micro-aggressors just sitting still. Noisy, gas-guzzling, fumey, w/almost zero-safety or environmental equipment, and menacing enough to make every traffic cop think that you're up to no-damn good.  Anybody that owns one of these miscreants is clearly a serial-predator of some kind, who obviously has no respect for the planet, innocents, or any other less-privileged sexual or social class.

I know about all of this because I listen to NPR regularly....

That's why I have 2 of those. 

[lloyd3]

See...that proves it! Just another GD cis-hetero male abusing mother earth.  You should go down to the battered women's shelter, admit your sins, and empty the contents of you wallet into their collections plate. You should then further atone for your lifetime of sins by having yourself chemically castrated.

[Ponch ®]

I just called my brother and warned him that some bit of fluff from 40 years ago is going to identify him as being the dirty dog who grabbed her wabos without permission. He responded that his Mach I made him do it....(that and a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon). Come to think of it, I hope I don't get any calls either.

I just had to rinse-off & wipe down my car because some pinhead I happened to be following down the road was using the trip to drain a tank on his POS lawn-service trailer.  Before I figured out what was going on, his trail of slime had about covered my whole front end.  I should have grabbed my cellphone and documented that dipstick's conduct, but traffic sucked and I didn't want to get any closer to his mess than I had to. I was on my way to the autoparts store for some fuel stabilizer and simply wasn't paying close-enough attention to notice in time to miss it (too-many other idiots in the lanes beside me to worry about). Some people's kids...that SOB needs a good dose of seriously toxic masculinity just to keep him buttoned-up. I'm guessing it was just water, but you never know.

Speaking of toxic, I have it on good authority that these old cars are micro-aggressors just sitting still. Noisy, gas-guzzling, fumey, w/almost zero-safety or environmental equipment, and menacing enough to make every traffic cop think that you're up to no-damn good.  Anybody that owns one of these miscreants is clearly a serial-predator of some kind, & who obviously has no respect for the planet, innocents, or any other less-privileged sexual or social class.

I know about all of this because I listen to NPR regularly....

[Kern Dog]

Men with intact scrotums know that the OP is joking.

[Mytur Binsdirti]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXEanPXqqM

[lloyd3]

Thank you Kern Dog.

[birdsandbees]

LOL ! Glad I'm still married to that "bit of fluff" from the drive in 38 years ago!! 

[DixieRestoParts]

Just tell them all that your car is a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber. Then smile and wave at them as you drive off and they try to process what you just said.

[RECHRGD]

Actually, our cars do piss off a number of people.  Thankfully the admirers still outnumber them......

[BDF]

How many Gaia worshipers have KEPT/OWNED THE SAME CAR FOR 45-50 YEARS?! 

[JB400]

Restoration is part of the Reduce/Reuse/ Recycle