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Elderly couple goes to sex therapist

Started by SeattleCharger, August 17, 2005, 02:10:02 AM

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A Florida couple, both well into their 70's, go to a
sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I
do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual
advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes
them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is
a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of
this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have
to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday
Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it
here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.






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