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[will]

smell like last nights superb

[DeltaV]

dinner of unsuspecting weekend hikers

[dyslexic teddybear]

recognizing the danger too late

[DeltaV]

whilst taking selfies with their

[dyslexic teddybear]

super long and very flexible 

[polywideblock]

unit dragging in the  dirt

[dyslexic teddybear]

with sand, sticks, and twigs

[polywideblock]

getting in the end , causing

[DeltaV]

painful blockages and unique infections

[dyslexic teddybear]

difficult to treat and cure

[polywideblock]

making for very nervous vets

[dyslexic teddybear]

being extra, extra careful with

[polywideblock]

long pointy probes stuck in

[DeltaV]

at every conceivable angle and

[dyslexic teddybear]

looking like a fat porcupine

[DeltaV]

exhibiting a fully defensive posture

[polywideblock]

with its ass in the

[DeltaV]

in the angry bear's face

[will]

farting corrosive scent of pain

[polywideblock]

enough to turn a dog

[dyslexic teddybear]

away after sniffing carefully for

[polywideblock]

the good bits it likes

[dyslexic teddybear]

picked out of the bits

[polywideblock]

it doesn't like , leaving them

[dyslexic teddybear]

for other scavengers to fight