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[DeltaV]

crushed and compacted Yugo shells

[Fred]

that explode when least expected

[dyslexic teddybear]

suddenly sending sharp shrapnel straight

[Fred]

up unsuspecting orifices left uncovered

[dyslexic teddybear]

and vulnerable, entering rapidly in   

[DeltaV]

a painful split second that

[Fred]

literally makes your eyes water

[JB400]

and makes your ear drums

[dyslexic teddybear]

uncomfortably painful causing a big

[Fred]

explosion just when you thought

[DeltaV]

things couldn't get any worse

[JB400]

a cloud with a silver

[dyslexic teddybear]

lining to show just how

[JB400]

great things could be if

[DeltaV]

new muscle cars were inexpensive

[JB400]

and plentiful for all that

[DeltaV]

want to get the car

[JB400]

on their bucket list, in

[DeltaV]

brilliant shade of lime green

[dyslexic teddybear]

that would make Kermit envious 

[JB400]

and Miss Piggy wet and

[DeltaV]

quivering with unbridled flirtatious motions

[Fred]

making hulahooping loads of fun

[JB400]

for anyone watching her online

[DeltaV]

exercise routine for Smithfield hams