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[JB400]

But would rather have a

[DeltaV]

bright yellow hemi four speed

[JB400]

In its Chrysler 300 convertible

[Fred]

so as to show off

[JB400]

The homecoming queen's new dress

[Fred]

all muddied now after falling

[DeltaV]

headlong off the slippery trunk

[Fred]

of an African elephant while

[JB400]

Doing a strip tease dance

[Fred]

that nobody cared to see

[JB400]

Because the elephant stripped instead

[Fred]

leaving nothing to the imagination

[JB400]

Of the shocked 5yr old

[dyslexic teddybear]

trying to understand what is

[DeltaV]

going to happen tomorrow morning

[JB400]

At recess where the teacher

[DeltaV]

used cat of nine tails

[dyslexic teddybear]

to demonstrate the proper method

[Fred]

of  wolloping your tender backside

[dyslexic teddybear]

as a reminder not to

[DeltaV]

let your friends drive Chevys

[JB400]

Unsupervised in a parking lot

[Fred]

where carjacking is extremely popular

[DeltaV]

at night after cold beers

[Fred]

thus desperately needing the backseat