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[DeltaV]

chocolate doughnuts were instantly consumed

[JB400]

And any benefits of the

[DeltaV]

lifelong dieting process were thrown

[Fred]

from the balcony with fury

[JB400]

At the unsuspecting pizza delivery

[Fred]

guy causing him to collapse

[JB400]

At the site of the

[Fred]

Pearly gates that are locked

[DeltaV]

until further notice because Ezekiel

[JB400]

Had to find the keys

[dyslexic teddybear]

from under the couch cushions

[JB400]

That were being held down

[DeltaV]

by newborn pitbull puppies crying

[dyslexic teddybear]

out with longing for their

[JB400]

Favorite chew toy, which happens

[dyslexic teddybear]

to be shredded after many

[JB400]

Games of tug of war

[DeltaV]

with the neighbor's Great Dane

[JB400]

Until there was nothing left

[nvrbdn]

but tiny shreds of rubbery

[dyslexic teddybear]

mush looking like a blob

[nvrbdn]

of chewed up ear parts

[JB400]

Put in a blender and

[dyslexic teddybear]

then dumped out on to

[DeltaV]

a freshly prepared pizza crust