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well, it's official....now I'm a pizza delivery driver with a V8...

Started by Lightning, July 27, 2005, 10:22:45 PM

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Charger_Fan

#25
August 01, 2005, 02:28:09 PM
Quote from: Iceman on August 01, 2005, 01:50:44 PM
Quote from: kab69440 on July 28, 2005, 07:39:58 PM
There are more interesting bonuses being the Pizza Guy than tips...   I delivered for almost 3 years. If I could afford the car insurance, I'd still be doing it.


"dear penthouse:

what started out as a routine pizza delivery....


:haha:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

Mass_Mopar

#26
August 01, 2005, 02:50:12 PM
 :o

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Old Moparz

#27
August 01, 2005, 02:57:11 PM
I knew a guy who used to deliver booze for a liquor store & said there was this one, older, drunk woman who'd order something every Friday. He never missed a day of work on a Friday, & always came back late bragging about how he made the "delivery" & earned his tip. One of my other friends worked with this guy, & ended up delivering to this drunk woman once on a different day. He said she invited him inside, but he refused & waited on the steps. He also said he couldn't remember the last time he saw something as scary as her when she came to the door with a cigarette in one of those long, Hollywood movie star, cigarette holders & a see through gown. He knew the Friday night delivery guy wasn't lying about what was going on, but he also knew he wasn't the most "selective" when it came to the opposite sex.  :scared:
               Bob                



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Charger_Fan

#28
August 01, 2005, 03:38:19 PM
Maybe he sucked down a bottle himself first...just until her looks "improved". :smilielol:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

PocketThunder

#29
August 01, 2005, 04:21:13 PM
Quote from: CHARGER_FAN on August 01, 2005, 03:38:19 PM
Maybe he sucked down a bottle himself first...just until her looks "improved". :smilielol:

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Lightning

#30
August 01, 2005, 04:39:16 PM
....dear god what have I created?....
when racing deals fall apart.....you go home, like me.

Old Moparz

#31
August 01, 2005, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: Lightning 06 on August 01, 2005, 04:39:16 PM
....dear god what have I created?....

I don't know, but I can try to get the address for the old drunk woman & you can see if she likes pizza. Just remember though, that was 25 years ago so I don't know what she'd look like these days.  :shruggy:
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