Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

How many beers does it take?

[polywideblock]

where do you want to get?

[JB400]

Who's driving?

[polywideblock]

how many beers have they had?

[JB400]

I haven't had any. Who has the keys?

[Fred]

Which key's are we talking about?

[JB400]

How else are we going to start the car?

[Fred]

You mean you don't know?

[polywideblock]

hasn't anyone heard of a hot wire ?

[JB400]

If you have to hotwire your own car, wouldn't that mean anyone could hotwire it?

[polywideblock]

did i say i had to hot wire my car?

[JB400]

Did you lose the keys?

[polywideblock]

did i misplace them? i dont loose keys

[JB400]

Your drunk, why don't you hand me the keys?

[polywideblock]

if i'm drunk ,what are you?

[JB400]

Didn't I mention I don't drink, just tired?

[polywideblock]

can't that have the same efect?

[JB400]

Isn't a drunk person worse than a tired person?

[Fred]

Could he just be tired of being drunk?

[polywideblock]

shoiuld tired people drive?

[JB400]

What if they have a couple pots of coffee?

[polywideblock]

if your holding hot coffee how do you drive?

[JB400]

Who said I was holding it?

[Fred]

Where have you got it perched?

[JB400]

I thought I handed it to you.  Where'd you put it?