Answer the question with a question

[DeltaV]

Would you be arguing with yourself?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't that an argument you can't win.....without losing?

[JB400]

Should you argue with the person you see in the mirror instead?

[DeltaV]

Face to face, eye to eye?

[Respr8r]

Toe to toe, or was it head to head?

[BDF]

What are we arguing about?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't it if you should argue with yourself?

[Fred]

should you argue with someone else instead?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't it more polite to debate then argue?

[Respr8r]

Does it matter if it's with yourself?

[DeltaV]

Are you arguing with yourself out loud?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Don't people look at you strange when you do that?

[Fred]

or is it because they see a family resemblance?   

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder?

[BDF]

Isn't that better than a sharp stick in the eye?

[JB400]

Is that the same as keeping a sharp eye out?

[Fred]

Can your eyes go blunt?

[DeltaV]

What would that look like?

[JB400]

Has anyone seen one?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Only one?

[BDF]

Cyclops or One-eyed, One-horned Flying Purple People Eater?

[DeltaV]

Aren't those mythological creatures?

[Fred]

What if they are?

[DeltaV]

How can we find out?

[Fred]

where would we have to go to do that?