Answer the question with a question

[dyslexic teddybear]

Might you regret getting the answer?

[Fred]

Is ignorance bliss?

[JB400]

Does that apply to the telephone?

[Fred]

Most definitely..don't you think?

[JB400]

Since when was I supposed to start thinking?

[Fred]

Are you leaving it up to the horse? ? ? ? ? ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Would that choice be a good one?

[JB400]

Did the horse go to school?

[Fred]

What if he is self taught?

[JB400]

How smart would he be if he was?

[Fred]

Can we get it straight from the horses mouth?

[DeltaV]

Would he tell the truth?

[Fred]

do horses tell lies?

[JB400]

Are lies gossip?

[Fred]

or can gossip be the truth

[DeltaV]

Does true gossip hurt?

[JB400]

Can it be healed with a band aid?

[Fred]

what if the band aid falls off?

[JB400]

Should it stay out of the water?

[DeltaV]

Is that a choice?

[Fred]

Or is it a necessary precaution?

[JB400]

Should we just skip the band aid and go with stitches instead?

[Fred]

Could we just be brave and go without?

[DeltaV]

Why not cauterize instead?

[JB400]

Will that let us go back to swimming?

Been swimming myself, 2 hours a day.  1 in the morning, 1 before I head to bed