Like Doing Nothing?

[Old Moparz]

You can join the do nothing club.

But then wouldn't that would be doing something?  

http://donothingclub.com/Home_Page.php

DO NOTHING CLUB RULES

1. NOTHING IS TO BE STARTED OR FINISHED AT ANYTIME

2. THINKING IS ALLOWED BUT ONLY IN MODERATION

3. SPEECH SHOULD BE KEPT TO A MINIMUM

4. TO DO NOTHING 40 HOURS PER WEEK, OVERTIME WILL BE PAID ONCE PER MONTH BY DAYS OFF TO DO NOTHING

5. MEMBERS ARE ADVISED THAT IT IS BETTER TO DO NOTHING THAN SOMETHING AND THAT SOMETHING SHOULD ONLY BE PERFORMED AFTER LONG SPELLS OF DOING NOTHING AND ONLY AFTER SOMETHING WHICH ENTAILS DOING NOTHING CAN YOU THEN DO SOMETHING

6. WHEN DOING NOTHING, NOTHING SHOULD BE DONE  

7. IF YOU SHOULD FEEL THAT YOU MAY WANT TO DO SOMETHING CONTACT A FELLOW MEMBER OF THE D.N.C. FOR SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE

8. IF A MEMBER IS FOUND TO BE DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN DOING NOTHING, HE COULD BE ASKED TO DO NOTHING FOR LONGER PERIODS OF TIME

9. DOING NOTHING IS A PAST TIME FOR THOSE MEMBERS THAT DO NOTHING  

10. MEMBERS SHOULD NOT READ THESE RULES FOR THAT MAY BE CLASSED AS DOING SOMETHING AND WOULD RESULT IN HAVING TO DO NOTHING LONGER

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I will nothing in the way of a response.