Sex Killed Grandpa

[Old Moparz]

Ya know not so much in a joke related topic, but in tech topics this crap really messes up researching problem solving. You search topics to find help and end up reading through piss ant wondering rants by guys who can't stay in their lane.   

You're definitely right. I've seen post after post of arguing, name calling & other toxic BS spewed by "The Ignorant Bringers of Truth" who believe they're doing society a favor. That whole "telling it like it is" or "calling out lies" is nothing but BS from knuckledragging mouth breathers.

I have yet to see a question posted like....

"Hi, this is my first post & I am in need of help. I just bought a Charger & can't get the carburetor to idle smoothly. I would like someone with no more than a 4th grade reading & comprehension level to tell me what to do. Please add some form of insults to other forum members with your answer, especially if they are not living the same way that you do, or are a different color, ethnic background & religion. What RPM should it idle at & what church do you go to?

Thanks in advance."

[Kern Dog]

I can only explain your problem but I can't understand it for you. You clearly are not getting the message.
You are far angrier than I've been as noted by your aggressive comments here. I've never lied about who I am but another man has. Knowing that you're okay with that shows a terrible lapse in integrity. It is symbolic to those that trust government. You'd rather be lied to than to know the truth.
I'd rather deal with jerks and rude people than liars and crazy dudes. You'd rather live among blatant liars and homosexuals as it has been shown here.

[Old Moparz]

I can only explain your problem but I can't understand it for you. You clearly are not getting the message.
You are far angrier than I've been as noted by your aggressive comments here. I've never lied about who I am but another man has. Knowing that you're okay with that shows a terrible lapse in integrity. It is symbolic to those that trust government. You'd rather be lied to than to know the truth.
I'd rather deal with jerks and rude people than liars and crazy dudes. You'd rather live among blatant liars and homosexuals as it has been shown here.

So you can explain my alleged problem?

And you deliver a message? 

Are you the DC. com psychologist & bike messenger along with being the DC. com asshole? I didn't take you for someone who could multi-task since walking & chewing gum will cause you to pass out from lack of oxygen.

You mistake my disgust of keyboard bullies with being angry or aggressive. I choose the words I use according to who I am conversing with & whether they deserve to be talked to with any respect or be treated THE EXACT SAME WAY THEY TREAT OTHERS, as a POS.

Don't like it?

Too fucking bad.

You're correct in that you haven't lied about who you are because you don't have a clue who that person is. You believe that the differences in other people is justification for ridiculing & posting about it on a public forum & provides a necessary service people need. All it does is make it easier for me to prove what I said is correct, that you're the DC. com asshole.

By the way, you aren't remotely capable of determining who has integrity.

[Kern Dog]

The anger continues. At your age, you're pushing your risk of stroke to danger levels.
You clearly sided with a "man" that lies about who he is and that alone brands you as unworthy of my time.
Consider yourself lucky that I have responded to you since what you add to the forum adds up to nothing of value.

You repeatedly fail to respond with any comments about your Charger (If you even own one) or any work that you do (If you still can, anyway) That also paints a clear picture of who you are. An old man that criticizes others while having no car and no skills is worse than a loudmouth that is actually out there getting stuff done.
I'll be happy to read of your next intake swap or engine tuning session. It would be great to read of how you painted a car and are now reassembling it. Others here are posting about their work with their cars. How about you?

[Old Moparz]

The anger continues. At your age, you're pushing your risk of stroke to danger levels.
You clearly sided with a "man" that lies about who he is and that alone brands you as unworthy of my time.
Consider yourself lucky that I have responded to you since what you add to the forum adds up to nothing of value.

You repeatedly fail to respond with any comments about your Charger (If you even own one) or any work that you do (If you still can, anyway) That also paints a clear picture of who you are. An old man that criticizes others while having no car and no skills is worse than a loudmouth that is actually out there getting stuff done.
I'll be happy to read of your next intake swap or engine tuning session. It would be great to read of how you painted a car and are now reassembling it. Others here are posting about their work with their cars. How about you?

I sided with someone who isn't a douchebag, big difference.

I'm not concerned about responding to your interest in what I have done with my cars or justify my presence on the forum to you so you'll just have to go on losing sleep over it. For you to say, "unworthy of my time" is laughable. You have posted more in this thread arguing with me than posting elsewhere on the site.

And I'll make a prediction that you will continue to argue with me, or comment, insult, etc. You will actually spend even more time doing so in the future. You will not, & cannot let it go because your narcissistic personality won't let you do it. It's an obsession. It's more important to you. You feel the need to prove to me that you're better.

Me lucky??    Anything related to being lucky with you would be something like, "I'm lucky I don't have to sit in a seat next to you on a long plane ride & listen to your bullshit in person." 

[Kern Dog]

This must be your morning routine, a habit that old folks sometimes adopt.
I'll do my charity for the elderly and respond just to give you some purpose. No need to thank me, this I do out of compassion for my fellow man. Feel free to read my comments about the numerous other topics that I respond to besides this "funny" joke you started.
Cheers

[Old Moparz]

This must be your morning routine, a habit that old folks sometimes adopt.
I'll do my charity for the elderly and respond just to give you some purpose. No need to thank me, this I do out of compassion for my fellow man. Feel free to read my comments about the numerous other topics that I respond to besides this "funny" joke you started.
Cheers

See, you proved me right & won't take your own advice because your can't. It's not in you & you will ever be able to correct it, even with medications & therapy. I'll do another Nostradamus impression & predict that you will continue to with your routine & troll, harass & be a douchebag to others on here.

I'll do some charity here, too. Old age jokes only work if it's vast difference in physical age, not mental age.

[Kern Dog]

. I'll do another idiot impression & predict that you will continue to with your routine & troll, harass & be a douchebag to others on here.

I only have a problem with the idiots. You know who they are...aside from you they also include the 85 year old dude that pretends to be a woman and one other guy.
I have no inclination to follow you around to point out your faults, I only responded here because you wigged out like an emotionally disturbed, easily triggered liberal woman.
Nobody likes those bitches man....you ought to rethink the way you present yourself online. Those skanks are the butt of numerous jokes.

[Kern Dog]

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[Old Moparz]

I only have a problem with the idiots. You know who they are...aside from you they also include the 85 year old dude that pretends to be a woman and one other guy.
I have no inclination to follow you around to point out your faults, I only responded here because you wigged out like an emotionally disturbed, easily triggered liberal woman.
Nobody likes those bitches man....you ought to rethink the way you present yourself online. Those skanks are the butt of numerous jokes.

You only responded because I wigged out?

Once again you've proven that YOU are the idiot. If you didn't wander into this thread & start your ignorant bullshit, this conversation wouldn't exist. You fight constantly with others but fail to understand why. You should be the one concerned with your online persona. Unlike yourself, I'm not an official site douchebag, or has been given time outs, or banned, due to not knowing how to behave.

Here's an idea. Go to the book store & find the section with books to help you grow the fuck up. If you're worried about the cost of the book cutting into your car hobby budget then try the library, it's free.

[b5blue]

Old Moparz isn't wrong. I no longer read kern's yappy overreacted little snippits. 

[Kern Dog]

This exchange was fun for a few days but has become predictable and dull. Thanks for the entertainment but unless you spice it up a bit, I'm not feeling motivated to entertain you much anymore.
I know, you'll be upset and feel as if you've lost purpose in life. Resume your backgammon and shuffleboard hobby as other octogenarians often do.

[poppa]

  wow