Dr. WHO???

[Steve P.]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program
about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon
of mixed emotions.

The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey,
that's a bunch of crap.I bet you can't tell me anything
that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: Out of all your family & friends,
"you have the biggest penis"

[Cooter]