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« on: January 29, 2010, 11:34:32 PM » |
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Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2010, 09:34:06 PM » |
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skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440) FRANKS & BEANS !!! |
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Tilar
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2010, 07:14:30 AM » |
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Dave
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”
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Khyron
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 11:58:51 PM » |
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holy shit! LMAO!
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2010, 04:00:29 PM » |
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holy shit! LMAO!
holy shit is right...  my brother used to tell jokes like that all the time, until he got married...  one of his favorites are "why dont you get a woman a watch for her birthday"....."because there is a clock on the stove"  |
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2010, 04:50:49 PM » |
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Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
haaha  funny stuff holy shit! LMAO!
holy shit is right... my brother used to tell jokes like that all the time, until he got married... one of his favorites are "why dont you get a woman a watch for her birthday"....."because there is a clock on the stove" thats funny why do woman have small feet !! so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 07:21:42 PM » |
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OMG!!! LMFAO!!!!
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Khyron
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2010, 10:49:39 AM » |
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why do woman have small feet !! so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink BUHAHAHAHHAH! Im so immature, I love these jokes, and yes, I tell them to my wife.... my sofa is comfy  |
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 06:19:38 PM » |
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A friend asked me what the best thing was my wife made for dinner. I told him reservations.
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A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.........
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 07:23:19 PM » |
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Tilar
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 12:59:27 PM » |
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why do woman have small feet !! so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink BUHAHAHAHHAH! Im so immature, I love these jokes, and yes, I tell them to my wife.... my sofa is comfy That's good info for up and coming young men thinking about marriage. You ALWAYS buy an easy chair or sofa by how comfortable it would be to sleep on.  |
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Dave
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 09:04:49 PM » |
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My coworker had a stiff back the other morning.
I asked him what he did to it.
He said - Oh my wife finally let me back off the couch.
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2010, 09:56:24 PM » |
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thats great!!
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