Mispoken signs and stupid quotes,

[SeattleCharger]

I like the last quote by Britney Spears the best.

"Funny Signs"

Spotted in a toilet of a London (UK) office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE
FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE
REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP
LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND
DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS
THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK
HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)


"Stupid Test"

This is soooo stupid but true... and it's going
to drive you crazy!

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off
the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the
air with your right hand. Your foot will change
direction and there's nothing you can do about it.


"Stupid Quotes"

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing
- but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think
it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think
lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's
true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't
heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline
with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball
coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

[KMPX2]

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[ChargerRob]

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[Silver R/T]

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[Charger_Croatia]

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[Brock Samson]

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[Charger_Fan]

"Stupid Test"

This is soooo stupid but true... and it's going
to drive you crazy!

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off
the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the
air with your right hand. Your foot will change
direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

Well Silver, how'd ya do?