What would you do or feel?

[MoparManJim]

Hi you all, I'm not sure how to ask this or even say it. I know we are like family on here an I need input. Back last winter I had a lady friend come to me in mid Jan. The lady friend was someone I cared about an had sense we was younger. Last winter we got talking an things seemed to be going good. Then all a sudden (mid Feb to 3 weeks in Feb) she got really rushy/pushy kinda so to speak an started to hint around for me to move somewhere else. Then by March it seems like she was really in a bind like for me to move. I could tell by the way she was talking something wasn't right. Then as we was coming out of winter in mid March she called an said she thought it would be better if we went our ways. 

Well it kinda bothered me alot because I knew something didn't meet the eye as you can say. Well I have alot of connections around town an at hunting clubs also. People around the places knew me. Well it turns out she was set up by afew of her so called friends an one also being a Pittsburger at that in a "bet" to play me to get me to move  . When she couldn't come through with the bet, she broke up with me. I had afew friends of mine over hear the one guy talking about the oh ordeal at the one place an how they was upset at her for her not coming through an getting her best friend to move like the bet was made for with her. 

Now the thing is, she was a betting person an always like making bets with people back then even on stupid stuff (even on kiss's). She thought it was fun but she never thought about the out come of the betting stuff though. I heard that if there was money in it, she would be there for the bet.

Now the thing is this also, after we broke up back in mid March, I knew she was hiding stuff from me when I detected I was being played. But sense I'm like a badger kinda () in a way an when someone uses a friend of mine on me or plays me or uses my friends to play me, an I detect it I don't kinda leave go until I am done with them an have the truth. I started to ask around an try to find out what the bet was about an the oh ordeal an what I heard from people through the summer that heard from other places connected the dots about the bet. It wasn't until recent I got the boat load that put the nail in the coffin so to speak from some people. 

Now, if you was in my shoes, how would you feel?    

[Daytona R/T SE]

Seek professional help.

NOW.

[mrsskip68]

Chicks like that are not worth your time, Jim.    Best to forget her, and let the past, be past. 


But if shes moving, maybe ask if shes interested in a couch?  J/K. 

Lisa

[Silver R/T]

You better run and not look bad, women like that are not worth it. That's just like cheating or even worse.

[68X426]

how would you feel?   

[moparguy01]

I'm sorry, maybe it's me but that was very hard to follow. If I managed to translate it right I'm guessing a gal started dating you on a bet to get you to move?

If that's it then why would someone be trying so hard to get you to move?

I would reevaluate my acquaintances and not deal with any of them.

[Old Moparz]

Move?

As in circling the bases & heading for home, or as in renting a U-Haul & relocating all your stuff?   

Either way, you should get in touch with her again & wager her some money that she can't hold her breath under water for as long as it takes you to finish a beer with you pressing down on the toilet seat lid that's resting on the back of her neck.

[RallyeMike]

My guessing is that actually there are buried treasure on your property! That's why they getting you to try an move. I'd start digging if I was you.

(Do it at night so nowbody knows)  

[MoparManJim]

My guessing is that actually there are buried treasure on your property! That's why they getting you to try an move. I'd start digging if I was you.

(Do it at night so nowbody knows)  

Strange you thought that, I thought that very thing to!  

Something must be hidden or buried on it..

As for the other replies, yes move as in moving some place else. That is what the bet was for as I heard from afew different folks.

[mrsskip68]

ok Jim just for my clarity, ......is the home your in, a rental?  do you own the property? 

Lisa

[MoparManJim]

ok Jim just for my clarity, ......is the home your in, a rental?  do you own the property? 

Lisa

Yes my property, an my house. 

That's why it seem strange of what she wanted me to do at the time. 

[skip68]

Forgive me Jim but all that's really important is did you tap it.    Is she the kind of woman that asks you in the morning "how do you like your eggs" and your answer is "TO GO"       This thread is useless without pictures.   


Far as digging for treasure, put your ear on the ground and tap.  Listen for anything that sounds hollow and then start digging.   

[stripedelete]

Seek professional help.

NOW.

Nice!  I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[Lennard]

Forgive me Jim but all that's really important is did you tap it.  

[41husk]

I can't believe it took that many post for the tap it question to be asked!

[MoparManJim]

I can't believe it took that many post for the tap it question to be asked!

Yea tell me, an here I thought I was alittle slow at time.. but man this forum takes alot replies before it gets to a real good question! 

[Back N Black]

I can't believe it took that many post for the tap it question to be asked!

Yea tell me, an here I thought I was alittle slow at time.. but man this forum takes alot replies before it gets to a real good question! 

Soooooooooooooooo, did you???

[Ghoste]

Cue up the Buckcherry.

[MoparManJim]

I can't believe it took that many post for the tap it question to be asked!

Yea tell me, an here I thought I was alittle slow at time.. but man this forum takes alot replies before it gets to a real good question! 

Soooooooooooooooo, did you???

Dang it, I replied an yet I for got to answer the question myself!   

The answer to that would be... well... would be... well.. no.

[hemi68charger]

The answer to that would be... well... would be... well.. no.

Probably for the best.... Who knows what the heck she's carrying............  Move forward, stay in your house and don't look back unless you wanna see who you're leaving behind........

[Darkman]

I agree about the buried treasure.

Dig holes....BIG holes and lots of them....then whilst your lady friend is sleeping on the vibrating couch, pick them both up, carry them to the closest big hole and bury them both!

That way, all your problems are solved then you can finally finish those Charger Models 

[472 R/T SE]

Boy, do I love his place.   

I'm willing to bet this thread is more than 1 page, whaddya' say Curtis? 

[skip68]

I found a truck for you Jim.  This will get your mind off of that woman.   

[bill440rt]

Two words: Internet Porn.

All problems solved. 

[71ChallengeHer]

Two words: Internet Porn.

All problems solved. 

Way to go, Bill. Now he'll never get his models built. 

[mrsskip68]

Hey Jim,  just a thought,,,,, inventory your valuables/guns/etc... document all serial #"s, photograph everything,  and give info to a trusted family friend or safe deposit box. Call me causious, but when youve been robbed before, like us, ......you tend to learn from it!

Lisa

P.S.
Dont let these dorks {on the board}  knock ya down, buddy! They mean well!   

[elacruze]

Out of morbid curiosity I'd like some clarification.

You own your home, or have rented for a long time in the same place?

This girl moved in with you but pays no rent and you're not sleeping with her?

She asked you to move out of your own home, but not to be with her someplace else? Was she intent to stay after you left?

[ACUDANUT]

Out of morbid curiosity I'd like some clarification.

You own your home, or have rented for a long time in the same place?

This girl moved in with you but pays no rent and you're not sleeping with her?

She asked you to move out of your own home, but not to be with her someplace else? Was she intent to stay after you left?

That's a great question. BTW. I would ask her to get her shit off the front lawn before you have a yard sale.

She must be on drugs to think you would move out of your own home.  Tell her to kiss her ass goodbye.

[Chris G.]

Where in PA do you live?

Can you post a pic of the house in question? Feel free to add a pic of that alien couch as well.

[bull]

Call me causious...

Call you what? I think we just found Jim's spelling tutor.

[mrsskip68]

Sorry Bull, I was typing in the truck and can barely see the screen. {Mr.Perfect!} 

[jb666]

Call me causious...

Call you what? I think we just found Jim's spelling tutor.

Now that's funny, ahh yup uh huh!

Aww Hell, guys... my last date springed a leak and needed to be patched before the date were over!!

[bull]

Sorry Bull, I was typing in the truck and can barely see the screen. {Mr.Perfect!} 

I'm not perfect, i just know how to spell. And since the internet is comprised of thousands of miles of text, I am frequently disappointed.

You should see the work request tickets I see at my job. Holy crap! At least here you can distinguish each letter and come close to figuring out what is being said but when some of these people are given a pen and paper they create a foreign language. Not only do you have to figure out what they are trying to say you often have to try identifying each letter and then put them together to form legible words and sentences. You think grammar and spelling is not that important? It is went you can't tell if he's saying the brakes don't work or that the bfako danl vppk.

[jb666]

Sorry Bull, I was typing in the truck and can barely see the screen. {Mr.Perfect!} 

I'm not perfect, i just know how to spell. And since the internet is comprised of thousands of miles of text, I am frequently disappointed.

You should see the work request tickets I see at my job. Holy crap! At least here you can distinguish each letter and come close to figuring out what is being said but when some of these people are given a pen and paper they create a foreign language. Not only do you have to figure out what they are trying to say you often have to try identifying each letter and then put them together to form legible words and sentences. You think grammar and spelling is not that important? It is went you can't tell if he's saying the brakes don't work or that the bfako danl vppk.

Ok, Jim 

[bull]

Wroing wurd but at lest it's sppelled ryt.

[4cruzin]

Run and never look back is my advise . . . . and then live and learn.  

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Sorry Bull, I was typing in the truck and can barely see the screen. {Mr.Perfect!}  

I'm not perfect, i just know how to spell. And since the internet is comprised of thousands of miles of text, I am frequently disappointed.

You should see the work request tickets I see at my job. Holy crap! At least here you can distinguish each letter and come close to figuring out what is being said but when some of these people are given a pen and paper they create a foreign language. Not only do you have to figure out what they are trying to say you often have to try identifying each letter and then put them together to form legible words and sentences. You think grammar and spelling is not that important? It is went you can't tell if he's saying the brakes don't work or that the bfako danl vppk.

It is went you can't tell if he's saying the brakes don't work or that the bfako danl vppk.

Is that suppose to be When or did you really mean went? 

[bull]

Sorry Bull, I was typing in the truck and can barely see the screen. {Mr.Perfect!}  

I'm not perfect, i just know how to spell. And since the internet is comprised of thousands of miles of text, I am frequently disappointed.

You should see the work request tickets I see at my job. Holy crap! At least here you can distinguish each letter and come close to figuring out what is being said but when some of these people are given a pen and paper they create a foreign language. Not only do you have to figure out what they are trying to say you often have to try identifying each letter and then put them together to form legible words and sentences. You think grammar and spelling is not that important? It is went you can't tell if he's saying the brakes don't work or that the bfako danl vppk.

It is went you can't tell if he's saying the brakes don't work or that the bfako danl vppk.

Is that suppose to be When or did you really mean went?  

Um, yes. And you're late to the blanket party.

[Ponch ®]

this is how I would feel:

[MoparManJim]

Out of morbid curiosity I'd like some clarification.

You own your home, or have rented for a long time in the same place?

Own.

This girl moved in with you but pays no rent and you're not sleeping with her?

Girl didn't move in, an no I didn't sleep with her (I don't think with my little friend, I think with my big head up top) until I really get to know the person an if they're a player or not (I'm not a player & I hate players with a passion).

She asked you to move out of your own home, but not to be with her someplace else? Was she intent to stay after you left?

Yes, she wanted me to move out, wanted me to move into another place an she would maybe still date me to see how things went. The last  question I can not answer as I do not know.

[MoparManJim]

Call me causious...

Call you what? I think we just found Jim's spelling tutor.

I think she meant "cautious"?  , an I wasn't aware that she was even my spelling tutor! Mrsskip, where been at?!

[Ponch ®]

Call me causious...

Call you what? I think we just found Jim's spelling tutor.

I think she meant "cautious"? 

or maybe she has an infatuation with The Greatest and likes to be called Cassius.

[elacruze]

Out of morbid curiosity I'd like some clarification.

You own your home, or have rented for a long time in the same place?

Own.

This girl moved in with you but pays no rent and you're not sleeping with her?

Girl didn't move in, an no I didn't sleep with her (I don't think with my little friend, I think with my big head up top) until I really get to know the person an if they're a player or not (I'm not a player & I hate players with a passion).

She asked you to move out of your own home, but not to be with her someplace else? Was she intent to stay after you left?

Yes, she wanted me to move out, wanted me to move into another place an she would maybe still date me to see how things went. The last  question I can not answer as I do not know.

Good.

I would never move out of my own home for anyone, unless I could rent my home for more money than where I moved. That's pretty hard if you leave your furniture and things in with the renters.

Tell her sorry but no deal.

[skip68]

That's the problem Jim.    They know you're not a player.   We are all players and you need to be one too.  Now, go back to her, tell her what she wants to hear and hit it.   

[ACUDANUT]

Out of morbid curiosity I'd like some clarification.

You own your home, or have rented for a long time in the same place?

This girl moved in with you but pays no rent and you're not sleeping with her?

She asked you to move out of your own home, but not to be with her someplace else? Was she intent to stay after you left?

That's a great question. BTW. I would ask her to get her shit off the front lawn before you have a yard sale.

She must be on drugs to think you would move out of your own home.  Tell her to kiss her ass goodbye.

She is using you so bad.

[68coronetGLwannabe]

That's the problem Jim.    They know you're not a player.   We are all players and you need to be one too.  Now, go back to her, tell her what she wants to hear and hit it.   

Because Skip68 said so!

[dkn1997]

Hi you all, I'm not sure how to ask this or even say it. I know we are like family on here an I need input. Back last winter I had a lady friend come to me in mid Jan. The lady friend was someone I cared about an had sense we was younger. Last winter we got talking an things seemed to be going good. Then all a sudden (mid Feb to 3 weeks in Feb) she got really rushy/pushy kinda so to speak an started to hint around for me to move somewhere else. Then by March it seems like she was really in a bind like for me to move. I could tell by the way she was talking something wasn't right. Then as we was coming out of winter in mid March she called an said she thought it would be better if we went our ways. 

Well it kinda bothered me alot because I knew something didn't meet the eye as you can say. Well I have alot of connections around town an at hunting clubs also. People around the places knew me. Well it turns out she was set up by afew of her so called friends an one also being a Pittsburger at that in a "bet" to play me to get me to move  . When she couldn't come through with the bet, she broke up with me. I had afew friends of mine over hear the one guy talking about the oh ordeal at the one place an how they was upset at her for her not coming through an getting her best friend to move like the bet was made for with her. 

Now the thing is, she was a betting person an always like making bets with people back then even on stupid stuff (even on kiss's). She thought it was fun but she never thought about the out come of the betting stuff though. I heard that if there was money in it, she would be there for the bet.

Now the thing is this also, after we broke up back in mid March, I knew she was hiding stuff from me when I detected I was being played. But sense I'm like a badger kinda () in a way an when someone uses a friend of mine on me or plays me or uses my friends to play me, an I detect it I don't kinda leave go until I am done with them an have the truth. I started to ask around an try to find out what the bet was about an the oh ordeal an what I heard from people through the summer that heard from other places connected the dots about the bet. It wasn't until recent I got the boat load that put the nail in the coffin so to speak from some people. 

Now, if you was in my shoes, how would you feel?    

I'm no linguist, but I think Jim said that in mid January, some broad he has always been friends with initiated a romantic relationship minus the hardcore banging normally associated with such an enterprise.  By mid Feb, she hints that she wants him to move out of his home to "somewhere else"
By March, she's outright pushy and pretty much demanding he moves to continue the sexless dating.  Jim didn't give in and she bailed.  He finds out she did the whole thing to win a bet she had that she could get him to move. I have never heard of such a strange bet in my life.  That's stranger than betting the over/under when a relative is in ICU.

I looked closely at what he wrote and I don't think she ever actually moved in with him and he's NOT still in a relationship with her and he only found out the depths of her treachery after the fact.

Wow, Jim.... that is a superfreak (not the good rick james kind) you got on your hands.  To answer your question, I'd venture that we all would feel like you probably do:  Like shit.  Has to be rough to have someone toy with your feelings like that.   Take some of the precautions others have suggested in regard to your stuff in case she wasn't just in it for a bet and maybe she was casing you and your stuff.  Then forget she exists.  She's not worth your time or your heartache. 

[MoparManJim]

Hi you all, I'm not sure how to ask this or even say it. I know we are like family on here an I need input. Back last winter I had a lady friend come to me in mid Jan. The lady friend was someone I cared about an had sense we was younger. Last winter we got talking an things seemed to be going good. Then all a sudden (mid Feb to 3 weeks in Feb) she got really rushy/pushy kinda so to speak an started to hint around for me to move somewhere else. Then by March it seems like she was really in a bind like for me to move. I could tell by the way she was talking something wasn't right. Then as we was coming out of winter in mid March she called an said she thought it would be better if we went our ways. 

Well it kinda bothered me alot because I knew something didn't meet the eye as you can say. Well I have alot of connections around town an at hunting clubs also. People around the places knew me. Well it turns out she was set up by afew of her so called friends an one also being a Pittsburger at that in a "bet" to play me to get me to move  . When she couldn't come through with the bet, she broke up with me. I had afew friends of mine over hear the one guy talking about the oh ordeal at the one place an how they was upset at her for her not coming through an getting her best friend to move like the bet was made for with her. 

Now the thing is, she was a betting person an always like making bets with people back then even on stupid stuff (even on kiss's). She thought it was fun but she never thought about the out come of the betting stuff though. I heard that if there was money in it, she would be there for the bet.

Now the thing is this also, after we broke up back in mid March, I knew she was hiding stuff from me when I detected I was being played. But sense I'm like a badger kinda () in a way an when someone uses a friend of mine on me or plays me or uses my friends to play me, an I detect it I don't kinda leave go until I am done with them an have the truth. I started to ask around an try to find out what the bet was about an the oh ordeal an what I heard from people through the summer that heard from other places connected the dots about the bet. It wasn't until recent I got the boat load that put the nail in the coffin so to speak from some people. 

Now, if you was in my shoes, how would you feel?    

I'm no linguist, but I think Jim said that in mid January, some broad he has always been friends with initiated a romantic relationship minus the hardcore banging normally associated with such an enterprise.  By mid Feb, she hints that she wants him to move out of his home to "somewhere else"
By March, she's outright pushy and pretty much demanding he moves to continue the sexless dating.  Jim didn't give in and she bailed.  He finds out she did the whole thing to win a bet she had that she could get him to move. I have never heard of such a strange bet in my life.  That's stranger than betting the over/under when a relative is in ICU.

I looked closely at what he wrote and I don't think she ever actually moved in with him and he's NOT still in a relationship with her and he only found out the depths of her treachery after the fact.

Wow, Jim.... that is a superfreak (not the good rick james kind) you got on your hands.  To answer your question, I'd venture that we all would feel like you probably do:  Like shit.  Has to be rough to have someone toy with your feelings like that.   Take some of the precautions others have suggested in regard to your stuff in case she wasn't just in it for a bet and maybe she was casing you and your stuff.  Then forget she exists.  She's not worth your time or your heartache. 

You nailed the whole thing to what I said right to a "T" there my friend. No me an the lady broke up 9 months ago when she couldn't get me to move. What i did is I kept on the trail of people to find out what was going on behind the scenes back then.

[bull]

this is how I would feel:

By the looks of this guy I imagine the wenches gave him a pretty wide berth.

[RallyeMike]

You nailed the whole thing to what I said right to a "T" there my friend. No me an the lady broke up 9 months ago when she couldn't get me to move.

If she was smarter, a few rounds in the sack and Jim would be reporting this story a little differently from somewhere in N. Dakota. 

[dkn1997]

You nailed the whole thing to what I said right to a "T" there my friend. No me an the lady broke up 9 months ago when she couldn't get me to move.

If she was smarter, a few rounds in the sack and Jim would be reporting this story a little differently from somewhere in N. Dakota. 

or semi conscious in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.....

[jb666]

You nailed the whole thing to what I said right to a "T" there my friend. No me an the lady broke up 9 months ago when she couldn't get me to move.

If she was smarter, a few rounds in the sack and Jim would be reporting this story a little differently from somewhere in N. Dakota. 

or semi conscious in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.....

OMFG that is one of the funniest things I've read in a LONG time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[NHCharger]

 
I just read this thread. I just spit beer all over my computer reading some of the replies.
Nice work guys

[Fred]

Yeah some of this stuff is side splitting and roll on the ground funny. Sadly though it's at someone elses expence.

[RallyeMike]

Yes our man puts up some kooky, funny, some-times-hard-to-follow stuff.... but it's entertaining, and he's the kind of good-hearted guy who can roll with the humor. That's why we like him.