Answer the question with a question

[polywideblock]

who do you see when you look in the mirror ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would you rather see someone else?

[burnout.dawg]

Would it give you a jolt if it were me you see?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would it not be a surprise to see anyone else?

[polywideblock]

would it be more of a surprise to see no one ?

[burnout.dawg]

A strong case of vampirism, wouldn't you say?

[dyslexic teddybear]

and very difficult to comb ones hair, yes?

[Fred]

not if you don't have any right?

[dyslexic teddybear]

in that case, one would not have to worry about a comb-over, right?

[Fred]

what if it's someone else's?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you would not care, would you?

[Fred]

If it was on my head I would, wouldn't I?

[dyslexic teddybear]

why would it be on your head if it was someone else's?

[Fred]

could the wind have blown it over onto my side?

[dyslexic teddybear]

could it be a wig?

[Fred]

should I give it back?

[dyslexic teddybear]

do you want to keep it?

[Fred]

Is it a purebred?

[polywideblock]

will it breed ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would you want to breed it?

[Fred]

would breeding breathe new life into it?

[dyslexic teddybear]

I think that's the idea, isn't it?

[polywideblock]

if its happy it might stay there don't you think ?

[Fred]

on my head, do you mean?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you could use construction adhesive couldn't you?