Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

could I knit it into a beanie?

[JB400]

Wouldn't you rather croquet instead?

[moparsr2fast]

Would diaper pins be an option?

[Fred]

what if I'm wearing it when lightning strikes?

[JB400]

Will you be able to light up a light bulb just by holding it afterwards?

[Fred]

will you come along and see?

[moparsr2fast]

 Can we all watch?

[Fred]

will you cheer me on?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you think we wouldn't?

[moparsr2fast]

Would a jump straight up everytime lightning struck count as cheering?

[JB400]

Do you have your pom poms?

[dyslexic teddybear]

is pom poms the only way?

[JB400]

Do you really want to wear the skirt too?

[Fred]

a thing worth doing is worth doing properly, right?

[dyslexic teddybear]

trust me, a skirt is NOT what you want to see......yes?

[Fred]

so you're not going all the way?

[JB400]

Is he Scottish?

[Fred]

or does he just have a fetish?

[JB400]

I hope he's Scottish, don't you?

[Fred]

Can you steer me in the right direction?

[JB400]

Do you have your harness on?

[Fred]

do I need a harness if I'm following you?

[JB400]

Aren't you putting the cart in front of the horse?

[polywideblock]

so the horse pushes right?

[Fred]

what if it's all down hill?