Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

can you duck twice?

[polywideblock]

can't you duck as many times as necessary?

[moparsr2fast]

Would ducking be necessary?

[Fred]

would you necessarily take to ducking?

[polywideblock]

would that depend on whats being thrown at you?

[moparsr2fast]

What if a duck was thrown?

[Fred]

would feathers fly?

[polywideblock]

its the muk not the feathers that would worry me ,how about you?

[Fred]

are you saying you don't like to get down and dirty?

[moparsr2fast]

Wouldn't that be more where pigs were being thrown instead?

[polywideblock]

who gets down and dirty with pigs ? isn't that against the law somewhere ?

[Fred]

did you know there's also a 2 legged variety?

[polywideblock]

can they be picked by the 6" ankles and bristles down the back ?

[moparsr2fast]

Isn't there an occasional passing reference?

[Fred]

or was you just passed by?

[polywideblock]

did you know you can hide in the trees ?

[Fred]

will you be safe from the monkeys if you did?

[polywideblock]

would they just think I was one of them ?

[Fred]

do you have your paddle?

[moparsr2fast]

Is someone going to spank the monkey

[polywideblock]

isn't that best done behind closed doors ?

[moparsr2fast]

What about the paddle?

[Fred]

will we all fit in?

[polywideblock]

the monkey ?

[moparsr2fast]

Wasn't it the trees?