Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

wasn't it the behind closed doors?

[polywideblock]

weren't the monkeys behind the closed door being spanked ?

[Fred]

isn't that what I just said? 

[moparsr2fast]

There are closed doors in the trees that have monkeys holding paddles waiting to spank someone?

[polywideblock]

is this the woods that goldielocks is knee deep in bear shit in?

[Fred]

where do I sign up?

[moparsr2fast]

Does this not sound like those very same woods?

[polywideblock]

aren't Hansel and Gretel lost here somewhere to ?

[moparsr2fast]

I thought the gingerbread man got them?

[Fred]

will he give them back?

[moparsr2fast]

Would it not depend on how hungry he was?

[polywideblock]

would he be worried about being eaten himself?

[moparsr2fast]

What if he was 10 foot tall though ?

[polywideblock]

could you just start at the knees ?


                                                     

[JB400]

If he's knee deep in bear crap, wouldn't you want to start above the knees?

[polywideblock]

if he's 10 feet tall that would be his ankles so knees will do,  don't you think ?

[JB400]

Do you want to leave him standing up, or bring him down to his knees first?

[polywideblock]

if you bring him to his knees then he'll be kneeling in bear shit won't he ?

[JB400]

Could we throw a blanket down first?

[polywideblock]

would a blanket be enough ?

[JB400]

Would it be enough for a pig?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would it not depend on the pig?

[JB400]

Is there a pig that wouldn't want to be in a blanket?

[dyslexic teddybear]

perhaps a pig that knows how the blanket is put on?

[polywideblock]

what who don't like being stuck with toothpicks ?