Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

being slap happy hurts, how can I make it stop?

[polywideblock]

could you try not being slap happy?

[Fred]

should I do some slap stick instead?

[polywideblock]

curly or moe?

[Fred]

how about the keystone cops?

[polywideblock]

what about the Marx bros?

[Fred]

didn't they set sail with the monkeys?

[polywideblock]

don't monkeys + the marx bros = cluster f**k ? i wouldn't be on that boat if you paid me 

[Fred]

should we give them a good paddling?

[JB400]

Have you ever tried to spank a monkey with a paddle?

[Fred]

no, what happens?

[JB400]

Not for sure.  I can't tell if they are lumps or bumps, but ended up with a bunch of them.  What do they look like to you?

[Fred]

what does what look like?

[JB400]

Does it look like I got bumps or lumps for being hit by monkeys with paddles?

[Fred]

didn't you get bumps and lumps from falling off a hay wagon?

[JB400]

I can't tell the difference. Which is which?

[Fred]

 a hay wagon has wheels and a monkey has paddles. does that help?

[JB400]

Which one makes you hurt worse?

[Fred]

isn't that woman?

[polywideblock]

is the hay wagon full when it runs you over?              how big are the monkeys paddles? need all the facts

[Fred]

aren't the monkeys paddles inflatable?

[polywideblock]

won't the monkeys chew them?

[JB400]

Why would they chew on the paddles if they are chewing gum?

[Fred]

wouldn't they need teeth to chew?

[polywideblock]

like i said all the facts ,where did the gum come from?