Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

will there be enough to go around?

[polywideblock]

just how far around are we talking about here?

[Fred]

do you have a measuring tape?

[polywideblock]

do i need a big one?

[Fred]

can a big one do what a small one can't? 

[polywideblock]

do mean making people scream and run away? 

[Fred]

is it something to be frightened of?

[polywideblock]

would you call it a monster?

[Fred]

can a monster be loved?

[polywideblock]

can a monster love?

[Fred]

doesn't it depend on her much tenderness they swallow?

[Baldwinvette77]

But does it blend?

[Fred]

it turned a lovely shade of green didn't it?

[polywideblock]

 did he  come with a built in chimney

[Fred]

didn't he come with a bolt in the neck?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would something fall off if you took the bolt out?

[polywideblock]

what happens if you tighten up that same bolt?

[dyslexic teddybear]

a stiff neck?

[Fred]

So should we call him Sergeant major?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would we need to salute?

[A6USMC]

Dont you only salute officers?

[dyslexic teddybear]

isn't there an old expression......when in doubt, salute?

[A6USMC]

Are we not talking about a Sgt. Major though?

[Fred]

does he have a stiff neck?

[dyslexic teddybear]

does he get pissed if you do not salute?