Answer the question with a question

[nvrbdn]

would it be nice to have a green yard that never grows?

[dyslexic teddybear]

could you pave the area and paint it green?

[burnout.dawg]

Could you paint it another color?

[dyslexic teddybear]

you want a green yard....what color would you like to try?

[burnout.dawg]

Why not start a new trend...blue perhaps?

[dyslexic teddybear]

have you ever heard of bluegrass?

[burnout.dawg]

I really don't think I would enjoy a paved lawn, no matter the color...would you?

[polywideblock]

what about astro turf?

[dyslexic teddybear]

isn't that a sorta paved lawn?

[polywideblock]

isn't it (insert colour) plastic grass that they put in childcare centers etc?soft and squishy never mow again

[JB400]

How well does it hold up?

[polywideblock]

if it can take a heap of rug rats it should stand up to anything but a fire, right?

[Fred]

shall we fire something at it and see?

[JB400]

Do you have a cannon?

[Fred]

yes but it's attached.    does it need to be loaded?

[burnout.dawg]

Wouldn't it fire better if loaded?

[Fred]

wouldn't it weigh less, not loaded

[JB400]

Didn't you eat your Wheaties this morning?

[polywideblock]

shouldn't that have been "wheat bix" this morning?

[Fred]

I prefer vita-brits, don't you?

[JB400]

Never had either one.  How about we have oatmeal instead?

[polywideblock]

i actually prefer a double Bacon,cheese and onion hamburger, how about you?

[JB400]

Is that what you normally have for breakfast?  Not that there is anything wrong with that

[Fred]

no I don't........I have porridge every morning (except Sunday) don't you?

[JB400]

I normally don't have breakfast, except maybe a donut once a week, or maybe eggs and hashbrowns for lunch.  Do you suggest that I have porridge?