Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Do you have any first hand accounts on this subject?

[Fred]

are we going to be subjected to nonsense?

[polywideblock]

isn't that what is already happening?

[burnout.dawg]

Aren't zombies make believe?

[polywideblock]

doesn't that depend on who you talk to?

[Fred]

are you saying I'm not real?

[polywideblock]

are you saying your a zombie?

[Fred]

how can I be sure?

[polywideblock]

do you smell real bad and have critters living up your nose?

[Fred]

can you have a look?

[polywideblock]

would you trust someone that's blind and lost his marbles?

[burnout.dawg]

I'd trust someone who is blind and lost his marbles before I  would trust someone who smells bad and has critters up his nose...wouldn't you?

[nvrbdn]

is his sense of smell bad, or does he just plain stink?

[polywideblock]

could you ask the critters up his nose?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would you believe their answer?

[Fred]

isn't there one born every minute?

[dyslexic teddybear]

critters born in his nose?

[Fred]

if he's a zombie, it's quite possible, isn't it?

[dyslexic teddybear]

would it not depend on the size of the critters being born and the size of his nose?

[Fred]

could they be bigger than fleas?

[polywideblock]

could they be smaller that fleas ?

[nvrbdn]

would they have their own fleas?

[polywideblock]

so would the fleas fleas know?

[nvrbdn]

even if they know, can they talk?

[polywideblock]

if they could would we be able to understand them ?