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[Brock Samson]

  I was about six or so when i realized they did indeed have Cooties! 


Should you have the chance to go back in time when would you arrive and why?... 

[learical1]

Should you have the chance to go back in time when would you arrive and why?... 

I'd buy a bunch of cheap Dell laptops, go back to 1970, swap the laptops for some Mopars and 41 years of storage, then return to today.   

Long life and poor or short life and rich?

[Old Moparz]

Long life and poor or short life and rich?

Short & rich, I can see poverty putting a drain on things over the long haul.


Q:  If you & five friends (that makes 6 in total, by the way) were going to the Chryslers at Carlisle show with the secret knowledge that one of you possessed a winning ticket for the 1963 olive green, 4 door Valiant with brown & orange, plaid interior, no air conditioning & a slant six, give-away-car, but there was only room in your car for 5, would you volunteer to stay behind?

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Long life and poor or short life and rich?

Short & rich, I can see poverty putting a drain on things over the long haul.


Q:  If you & five friends (that makes 6 in total, by the way) were going to the Chryslers at Carlisle show with the secret knowledge that one of you possessed a winning ticket for the 1963 olive green, 4 door Valiant with brown & orange, plaid interior, no air conditioning & a slant six, give-away-car, but there was only room in your car for 5, would you volunteer to stay behind?

Nope.  If I won, I'd have fun putsying around in that car.  It'd be so ugly the chicks would call it cute.


Q: 12 ounces of your favorite craft brew, or a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best Light?

[71ChallengeHer]

A. 12 ounces of really good beer                                                                                                         Q. quiet nite at home or out on the town tonite ?

[Old Moparz]

Q. quiet nite at home or out on the town tonite ?

Home, I ate too much to get up & go anywhere....lol


Q:  To get to a job interview, you have your choice of walking, a bike ride, hitch-hike, or roller skate. If you're going to meet an important individual to meet with & it's raining, which mode of transport do you choose knowing you have to dress up for the meeting?

[adauto]

Q. quiet nite at home or out on the town tonite ?

Home, I ate too much to get up & go anywhere....lol


Q:  To get to a job interview, you have your choice of walking, a bike ride, hitch-hike, or roller skate. If you're going to meet an important individual to meet with & it's raining, which mode of transport do you choose knowing you have to dress up for the meeting?

Hmmm I havent had a job interview since maybe 1974. Probly hitch hike and take an umbrella with me.

Whats more important on your car - get up and go driveline or nice body work and paint??

[General_01]

Get up and go driveline. 


Margarita's or Rum and Coke?

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Get up and go driveline. 


Margarita's or Rum and Coke?

Margaritas, of course.  Rum and Coke is pretty gross.



Q: Would you add fuel injection to your car if you had the time, expertise, and money?  Or alternatively, pay someone to do it, if that's your thing?

[1970Moparmann]

Would add a 6.2 Fuel Injection.   So yes.

What would consist of the perfect vacation?

[bobs66440]

Would add a 6.2 Fuel Injection.   So yes.

What would consist of the perfect vacation?

Woodward Dream Cruise with my family and buddies!  Someday!


If you were the last person on earth, what dealership would you head for...and what car would you grab keys for the ride of a lifetime?

[bull]

If you were the last person on earth, what dealership would you head for...and what car would you grab keys for the ride of a lifetime?

My first choice would be the most exotic dealership closest to me which is http://www.rtgt.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=dealergroup.default The last time I stopped in there they had a Saleen S7 that looked like it needed my foot in its ass. Depending on how messy this post-apocalyptic world is that left me the last man standing I might first have to find a dozer to clear a 40-mile stretch of freeway before taking one of the cars out for a spin. But this place is fairly close to I-205 so it would work out well.

Q: What is the one thing about you that many people enjoy but you wish you could change?

[Old Moparz]

Q: What is the one thing about you that many people enjoy but you wish you could change?

For as long as I can remember, it's been tough beating women off with a stick when I leave the house. It makes me feel sorry for my wife when we're out in public. I guess if I were a little more ugly, that's a change I'd go for.


Q:  If you had $20 all crumpled in your pocket, $10 all wet in your coat, $5 in your shoe all stinky, what would you give to the paper boy as a tip?

[Brock Samson]

Q:  If you had $20 all crumpled in your pocket, $10 all wet in your coat, $5 in your shoe all stinky, what would you give to the paper boy as a tip?

           

A: Not to bet on the horses, then I'd wash my clothes - money included.

Q: Most annoying misspelling or Punctuation typo repeatedly made on this site? 

[Old Moparz]

Q: Most annoying misspelling or Punctuation typo repeatedly made on this site? 

When someone types "For Sell" in an ad. 

Q:  If you discovered that you ran your cell phone through the washing machine, would you run it through the dryer to finish the job?

[Brock Samson]

Q:  If you discovered that you ran your cell phone through the washing machine, would you run it through the dryer to finish the job?
A: No, I did that Bob,.. my awesome specially imported Samsung D-150 was in the pocket of my robe when i dumped it in the washer. (six Mos. after i had a friend bring it back from Korea,   ) of course it was soaked and there was even bubbles in the Display Screen when i retrieved it, so totally pissed at myself    So  i bought a new Phone,.. swapped out the SIM chip and battery, and threw the old clean one in a drawer, well, two years later i swapped the Battery and Sim chip back into it, and whatta' ya' know, the freaking thing worked,.. i never went back to the second phone and it's been, i think, five years now..     sure  wouldn't put it in the dryer though..  

What is your least Favorite Movie Car?.

[PocketThunder]

What is your least Favorite Movie Car?.

WAYNES WORLD Pacer....?.. 

Q: Do you tuck your t-shirt into your tighty-whiteys?  (At my gym at work there are a couple guys who do this and the fruit of the loom guys are hanging just above the belt line.)

[Old Moparz]

Q: Do you tuck your t-shirt into your tighty-whiteys?  (At my gym at work there are a couple guys who do this and the fruit of the loom guys are hanging just above the belt line.)

No, you don't need one if you wear a one piece.

Q:  Which bothers you more, someone who chews & talks & allows food to fall out of their mouth, or someone who is knuckle deep in the nose while talking to you?

[adauto]

Oh in the nose.... jeeezzzzz. Not that we dont all do it on occasion but.....

Ok heres a real baseline question.......... tits or azz??

[greenpigs]

AZZ

Q: Does it seem your nose itches & need a good picking at only stoplights?

[Old Moparz]

Q: Does it seem your nose itches & need a good picking at only stoplights?

No, I worry about getting rear ended with my finger in my nose. It could possibly cause serious injury by the tip of your finger stabbing the front of your brain while your thumb gets caught on your upper front teeth.

Q:  If I get the patent for a safer to use, rubberized nose picking device, that allows you to keep both hands on the wheel much like a hands free cell phone device, so you can pick away at red lights, do you think it will sell everywhere, or would a late night infomercial do better?

[PocketThunder]

Q:  If I get the patent for a safer to use, rubberized nose picking device, that allows you to keep both hands on the wheel much like a hands free cell phone device, so you can pick away at red lights, do you think it will sell everywhere, or would a late night infomercial do better?

I think you need to call the sham-wow guy...

Q:  Do you ever click on the [more] smileys link (above right) to pick that special guy for your post or do you generally just use the ones above?   

[ChgrSteve67]

Always click the More button


Has your wife ever caught you wearing her panties?   (Yes or No)  don't try to explain your way out of the question. 

[greenpigs]

Too big

Q: When your kid farts do you laugh or tell them that is gross don't do that?

I am sure you know I laugh along with them.

[PocketThunder]

Too big

Q: When your kid farts do you laugh or tell them that is gross don't do that?

I am sure you know I laugh along with them.

I started teaching my kids the "pull my finger" trick.....      

Q: Micro brew your own beer or just buy it at the store?